I used to drink a gallon of milk in like 5 days

@@parker4633are you caucasian ?

i burn through 8 liters a week... alway buy the 12 stack

Milk in Japan (and europe) is pasturized, and stays good for ~6 months non refrigerated if unopened.

@osaa8114 what would that have to do with it

the version I heard was that the Teke teke is fast but can be outrun

@@tonarsilverwolf6485I don’t think you can really outrun her

yeah teke teke could probably beat goku

I heard you can outrun her but if you look back she comes for you at full speed and splits you in half

@@ThePlagueDoctor_or_SCP049 Basically, as per most Japanese legends, if you follow the rules (Run away, don't look at her, etc), you'll probably live. If you violate the rules, you die. Or she just likes playing with her victims. Or hates being seen. One of the three..

I had to do a double take when I saw that metamorphosis was on this guy's desk, I'd recognize that panel anywhere lol

Thought I was the only one that noticed, it reminded me of that ending.

I'm soooo glad I wasnt the only one who noticed!

So it was metamorphosis

i knew it was metamorphosis

Ooh thanks for the backstory 👀

Thanks for the backstory!👍

that's a cool story

and the japanese made 2 horror movie out of this, teketeke 1 e 2. they're not that bad to watch

I was vaguely familiar with it and came to the comments for verification, thanks!!

I was like “oh that’s looks familiar… MARK NO”

I KNEW this seemed familiar lmaoo 😭

exactly my thought

1 body 7 voices 7 screams 0 found 13 deaths

You also realised let's goo I thought I was wired

Not liking this comment because it’s at 69 likes 🤚

She's what I aspire to be when I get older 😂

> enter store > talk about urban legend related to recent crime scene > threaten first guy you come across > leave without buying anything > refuse to elaborate any further

She did buy stuff tho, didn't you hear the scanner?

Yeah she was telling all the youngins buying smokes and chips to run for their lives

"You listening? Okay; grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? The darkness is coming. *You need to run.*"

Meanwhile jacksepticeye was running FROM the old lady lmao

IDC HE DIDNT SAY GROCECRIES HE SAID GROSHRIES 😭

is he into old ladies or somethin' 💀

I think there's a myth called 'Kashima Reiko'. Same thing happened to her as Teke Teke, but she haunts school bathrooms. When I first heard of it, I was terrified of any public washroom that looked really run down lol

Lol Mark's reactions are always the best

Mark’s*

@@jameswent48 Yes yes, thank you for correcting my grammatical error. I am eternally grateful.

skull emoji is cringy

@@sir_bobucsman5342💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

old people are ALWAYS correct and right in horror scenarios UNLESS they are evil

I mean he's not wrong

Lady's warning starts at 5:44. Mark's rant starts at 6:06.

Lmao

It’s teke teke not tiki tiki

HELP I SEE IT SO MUCH

I wonder if that tactic would ever work on Sadako from "The Ring"😅

nothing better than when horror genre character use common sense and it works

*Car stops* Private: Is she dead? *Ghost Girl twitches* Skipper: NO! *Puts car into reverse and runs over the ghost again*

@MetroXLR99 I wonder if that tactic would work on kuchisake

Her

He’s not a masochist! He just wants to see how much murderous charm his body can handle!

@@Ridge310yeah he exactly he is (not) a masochist

isnt a masochist someone who like sexual stuff?

@@kya-sann a masochist is someone who enjoys pain differently… I’ll just say that

Im drinking in 1st jumpscare in the water came into my nose

That heat sensor is also what keeps it off during the day

Thank you I learned something today :)

thats so cool, great engineering

Are you a fellow Technology Connections enjoyer?

​@@datguymillera heat sensor not a light sensor? Does this change in different areas with different climates? I know literally nothing about this but it's 4AM and I'm going down the rabbithole of street lamps now I guess

I looked at it because I saw it on the side it caught my eye until I realized what it was

@@destroyer10075 I recognized it immediately and thought "hol up." just an immediate double take to make sure I wasn't seeing things. But then when Mark asked if it was a grocery list I about lost it giggling. No mark, that isn't a grocery list, though there's certainly a list of things I could say about it lmao.

@@ComotoseOnAnime so true 😂

Pls tell me thats not what i think it is bruh

@@voriety1421 it is

there is one - The man in the park 2

@@jormungandr961 there are actually tons lmao mark just hasnt played them yet

@@tristanreimers423op said “ cant wait for mark to *run* into them”

@@tristanreimers423 no i meant he already has played a game which starts at the title screen

Imscared

i love that clip of wildcat lol

I’m screaming 😂 same

That line had me wheezing 😂

i would say that hes looking back just to make viewers laugh but he probably just doesn’t learn either lol

given how the only 2 endings play out, the monster gets you if you walk home. granted it was perfect timing for when Mark did it.

He’s been doing that for as long as I’ve been watching him.

He also has years of experience with youtube and so also tries to make more entertaining content which is probably why he does that

When he turned around! 🤣

You know it's going to be a bad KZfaq comment, when you see a formulaic stan account!

​@@mirjinou7999bro you post goofy random videos. You ain't similar to mark in any way

​@@roasty-Whatever man guess some people have nothing better to do then to harp on people for no reason

@@TheRealWolfCraft I am harp-on-people-for-no-reason Man. I am a genetically modified cryptid, and my raging neuroticism compels me to harp on people for no reason; hence 'harp-on-people-for-no-reason Man'

@@roasty-what does “harp” in this context mean? I just keep on imagining the instrument lol

oh hi, big fan.

Truly perfect timing

Hey its the spooky guy😮😮😮

HAHAHA

LOOK

I think the 4 thing is for China not Japan. Since I watched in a show talking about it and they said it's chinese

​@@kostaspapas1238It's Japan too. "Four" and "die" are both pronounced "shi"

It knocked 5 times though.

I'm getting Mista vibes

It tapped 5 times can you not count?

DUDE YOU AND I ARENT ALONE

SAMEE

right??? like dang, I haven't actually screamed out loud at a jumpscare in so long

Same! My heart froze and my body went so stiff

righttt like i screamed so loud😭😭

@@karawhitley9038 me too, i scared my dog T_T

I gasped so hard I inhaled some spit and started joking 😂 it was definitely a grade A jumpscare

last thing i was expecting was a wildcat quote from mark

12:06

i looked up the meme a while after reading this and i think he knows bc of how he said it lol. plus its like an 8 year old meme so he mightve seen it back then?

pretty sure it was in one of his try not to laugh videos

It's from the movie slingblade...

E

Look up her estimated speed on the internet😱

Why are there so many bots here😭

Thank God I wasn't the only one who noticed😂😂

WhT is this thing 😂explain

@@Pinonyan A doujin that might as well be an anti-drug PSA. It ends badly, real badly. It's also colloquialy known as 177013, if you know where to put these numbers.

@@foxmask8032 oh... those kinds of numbers

@@foxmask8032 nah, everyone knows the JoJo ending is canon

I know, I laughed so hard

My jaw dropped when I recognized it, I was like no way they put that in????

What's that?

Wait what ? What doujin ? Google shows literally nothing

​@@ZomboikMetamorphosis L or something

Also people find stuff scary that is relatable and going to a convenience store is something I feel everyone has done at least once

You've been to a convenience store that isn't uncomfortable and weird?

also convenience store are terrifying especially at night. Lot's of crimes happen around convenience stores too.

I bet it was because in Japan the don't really get lively late at night I mean they have curfews and such but they also just mostly stay indoor unless you are at the cities. the thing is convenience store are open 24hours and it is just odd feels to be the only one awake at night when people don't really go out at night and guess what, the most possibly reason for a person to go out at night is just because they need to buy something from a convenience store but yeh I guess most of the horror games are set at night so my point is Convenience store is one of the place to go late at night. You would even do it with a purpose not just as random as "lets investigate an abandoned house at night" so the fear is very relatable

@@Joural0401 I was thinking to myself, I'm pretty sure I've never been in one that felt uncomfortable and/or weird, but then I remembered one i briefly called into on my old delivery route. It wasn't so much the store itself, but in the flat above it I think someone was murdered. That was disturbing to learn.

The biggest crossover since endgame.

hearing it literally made me so happy XD

Very low chance it was a reference to WC as the joke is older and from a movie called Sling Blade. WC isn't even the first one to repeat the joke.

@@shockmazta3116it’s more likely it is referring to wildcats meme considering it’s used everywhere on TikTok. Even if mark might not know it

@shockmazta3116 its more likely the wildcat reference tmsince the way its spoke in the movie has different influx of vocal tones then the tiktok version. Marks was closer to the tiktok/wildcat version then the movie clip. He could have been referencing the movie for sure, but it seems less likely for that case

IN THE SAME TIME

thank god someone else saw it i thought i was crazy

I thought I was tripping about it

i saw it as well thought i was seeing things

please im never recovering from that, i haven't heard about it in so long

OKAY, SO IT REALLY IS THAT

for real :)

Ok

HELLO FELLOW SOOBRANGDAN AND MARKIPLIER ENJOYER😨🙏FOUND MY PEOPLE

@PastelLavander no

@PastelLavandernah bruh I’m good ☠️

Hey, Starflight.

nope it is what u think it is

*who cares about warnings*

The only supposed way to survive an encounter with Teke Teke is not to run when seeing her but to get down on your stomach and crawl away only using your hands. It watches you till you leave the vicinity but will spare you. Unless of course you run.

Is she looking for a mate?

Japanese urban legends are always so scary like Jesus Christ

Or a dumbed down verion is Tech Eh Tech Eh

But see that’s what confuses me! If she came back as a vengeful spirit because she got cut in half then proceeds to do the same thing to others, how have no other Teke teke popped up then to exact their revenge on her?! XD

Lol

One of the games Mark played in his early days, I think it was called Lasting, had a jumpscare that got me super good

I felt a tingle on the edges of my brain, is that fear?

​@@arminosasFight or flight response + adrealine, most likely

@@z-trip5457 Wouldn't help in this situation though

Literally what I'm doing right now lol

I hope you’re sleeping better my friend ☺️ I typically put mark on to fall asleep too; raft, uno, west of loathing, etc,. I’ve had some cool dreams sleeping to those! Fingers crossed you don’t experience nightmares often

i just randomly wake up in the middle of the night. i don’t really get nightmares, nor do i dream anything. i feel bad for the people that do have nightmares tho :,)

@@xureez fr the only dreams i have are usually nightmares. though this year and maybe in the last ive been having dreams of getting closure from an ex friend, so instead of scared i wake up sad DGSDHGSJDHSJDNSJ

@@prestinhurshberry8417HUH first of all that’s straight up not possible, second of all what’s that have to do with anything LMAO

​@@juutaroIt does actually

@@russianbabyfromars8391 ? i was replying to a now deleted comment, i wasn't talking about the convenience store thing

It’s the same logic of “I won’t be scared by no ghost if I’m the one coming screaming at them!”

It's from Sling Blade

2 seconds away from the 16:40 jumpscare. This comment saved me lol, thank you so much for doing this!

@@freewifiinthebackofthevan lol same

If only i saw this. I screamed and im one thats always prepared when a jumpscare happens. This one was unexpected and caught me off guard

Thank you so much. Would not have survived without it.

Thank you so much!

Hmm I always thought the "teke teke" sound was akin to the sound of the train going by because she died in a train accident according to a version of the legend. Now that I know it's her elbows that makes it even more creepy lol

I heard that it was her claws from one story I've read that made the teke noise

@@CJxLuvly the version that i read is that she was pushed into the train rails by some school bullies, and then she takes revenge on them

Marksusiplyier

more like his hand and something else 😏 😂😂

@@sonia625ew

Sorry, 2nd grade as in 2 years after Kindergarten? Or 2nd grade as in like high school? Sorry I was just a bit baffled that a tiny little kid was doing a literature assignment on urban legends lol 😅 here in the U.S. 2nd grade is like 7 year olds and usually 2nd graders don't have literature assignments lol I was thinking like 'what kind of genius school did this guy go to as a kid?' 😆

Dude. This same exact thing happened to me in 4th grade. A group of kids just did a 10 minute presentation on creepy Japanese urban legends.

It’s just part of the shading

Is it weird that as soon as I first heard his idea for a start screen horror game, it sparked me to start trying my hand at game design? It’s a really cool concept, and I know enough about horror that I think I could do a short-and-sweet horror game that doesn’t rely on cheap jumpscares

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed. It really is a Metamorphic experience.

I KNEW I WASN'T IMAGINING THINGS WHEN I SAW THE COVER LOL

I KNEW SOMETHING LOOKED FAMILIAR ABOUT IT- i just been scrolling the comments to see if anyone else noticed😭😭

I was half expecting mark to know what it is lol

Fr like it looks like a girl is the main character I hope it’s a super funny rom com and nothing else

Same!! I was excited to see this in my feed. Never seen this game before, but familiar with the legend as well