Tending to You [Halo Elite ASMR Binaural Roleplay/Machinima]

Рет қаралды 90,343

5 жыл бұрын

You awaken, dazed on a beach with the mysterious Elite commander here to watch over you. His name is Waffle and he just rescued you from the prisons of the covenant. However it seems you have lost some of your memory. So he must give you an evaluation, full of relaxing tingles and ASMR whispers.
Waffle is here to help you feel better now that you are away and safe. He is here to show to you the relaxing nature of the Sanghelian race and hopefully help restore your lost memory in the process. However, something seems... off. No matter. You decide to rest to his calming voice.
(NOTE: I HAVE A DISCORD, COME AND HANG OUT - / discord )
------
Click here for the full Halo ASMR playlist! :)
• Halo Machinima ASMR
ASMR Roleplay Playlist
• Roleplay ASMR
Full ASMR Playlist
• All ASMR
Make sure to check out my Gaming Channel! :D / x72fighter
Clandestine ASMR on Twitter
/ fighterx72
Opening Music:
• Halo 3 ODST - Overture
------
"ASMR is some sort of human technique used for relaxation. Not much is known about it, however it does not seem to be specific to humans alone. Us Sangheili also experience this newfound feeling that ASMR gives us. A sense of tingling relaxation it seems. A feeling that not all understand but I wish to explore more deeply. Hopefully this little human may traverse the experience with me and we shall learn together in our trek back towards humanity."
Enjoy the video? Let me know your thoughts and opinions in the comments! :)
#Halo #ASMR #Machinima

Пікірлер: 248

@ClandestineASMR 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for 1k views in under a week, everyone! I think that's a new record for me. You guys are the best. Thanks for watching!

@capsulequeengaming8708 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for making these! Sangheili are my favorite ever and the voice in this knocks me out! I love Waffle.

@ClandestineASMR 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much! I still can't believe how much people like my videos.

@nocomment7801 5 жыл бұрын

So what am I? ODST, Spartan, Army CQC, ONI RECON MP?

@Spyro117 4 жыл бұрын

@yankee with no brim yes sirrrrr

@user-rb5fw4ey2w Жыл бұрын

I like how waffle speaks in reverse which reminiscent to halo:ce elites! Was that what you were going for!?

@themadspartan 4 жыл бұрын

Petition to make this sanghellie canon. Waffle for halo infinite!

@ClandestineASMR 4 жыл бұрын

He’d be the happiest elite alive if it came true, haha.

@fivezz55 4 жыл бұрын

Sangheili* sorry you probably dont care

@skyraider87 3 жыл бұрын

I believe I have met this individual before. On our home world.

@Joeswanson42069 3 жыл бұрын

It might happen

@unscmarine3585 3 жыл бұрын

This need to happen

@slowpreme 5 жыл бұрын

Ah man the Halo 3 ODST intro soundtrack in the beginning gave me nostalgia

@therealRxpid 4 жыл бұрын

A man of class

@christopherconklin281 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, one of the best Sound Tracks.

@ItzFoxUwU 4 жыл бұрын

GrAmMaR NaZi time

@fragger7043 4 жыл бұрын

Omg me too

@thelamb0453 3 жыл бұрын

It's just one of those themes that do that

@pj5403 3 жыл бұрын

This is simply the sargent johnson hugging the elite on a whole new level

@fivezz55 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly halo asmr should be more common

@unscmarine3585 3 жыл бұрын

Ya it should

@thenightwatchman1598 Ай бұрын

yeah. sadly its basically a somewhat dead franchise at this point. not enough people left to drive traffic into a quirky asmr video like in other IPs... its the harsh reality of supply and demand.

@FlakonFraggs 5 жыл бұрын

It's not too hard to imagine the Sangheili as warrior poets that practice something like Zen Buddhism after their work on the battlefield has been done. Fleet Commander Waffle should look into the writings of some Human Samurai ;)

@ClandestineASMR 5 жыл бұрын

That's sort of my idea with the character. As the series goes I think he might slowly become more and more interested in human society and their practices on peace and relaxation. Maybe you noticed, but he did drop the "little" from the title of "little human" that he used to have for the viewer. Hopefully more character progression will come with more time.

@Kevin-sy2go 5 жыл бұрын

In lore, battle bonded hunters will recite battle poerty before fighting.

@skyraider87 3 жыл бұрын

@@Kevin-sy2go and during battle as far as I know. Pretty interesting, isn't it.

@vinz4066 2 жыл бұрын

Many knights did similar.

@MechaMario64 4 жыл бұрын

Waffle is a good boy. He is very polite and my fremd

@ClandestineASMR 4 жыл бұрын

He is a good boi, and I bet he'd love to be your friend.

@Spaggot 5 жыл бұрын

"And now i will take a closer look at you." oh yes daddy

@waqarchughtai440 4 жыл бұрын

Wooooaaaahhhh.

@therealRxpid 4 жыл бұрын

Okay buddy

@low-budgefudge2164 4 жыл бұрын

cringe

@Spyro117 4 жыл бұрын

Slow down there cowboy

@Netradon 4 жыл бұрын

Wow bud

@sukhoisu-24fencer3 4 жыл бұрын

Halo reach taught me things about the elites. They can be peaceful but merciless killers. Although the covenant glassed entire worlds, the engineers don't hold grudges against humans. The reason for that is unknown.

@julianmarquez4747 5 жыл бұрын

You've taken the halo machinima format, and have continuously made extraordinary asmr experiences with it! Great job!

@ClandestineASMR 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much for saying so! I'm happy to hear I'm doing it well.

@RiGuy 5 жыл бұрын

73 likes and 0 dislikes Thanos: Imperfectly balanced as all things should be.

@AhstTraotee 5 жыл бұрын

*happily dozing off* *suddenly hears noise of a struggle in the final seconds* ...Commander? Uh-oh.

@jarekzapzap6755 5 жыл бұрын

Omg yasss! Waffle is my hero :3 Man I love this story arc

@ClandestineASMR 5 жыл бұрын

Glad ya enjoy, Zapzap, mah man!

@jasminerodriguez5632 4 жыл бұрын

ASMR Waffle says to calm Jasmine down There There sweetheart Shh 🤫 it’s alright Come to me Don’t be so frightened baby girl I love ❤️ you darling I’m here to take good care of you my child Protect you Watch over you Look after you Help you relax and sleep safely under my calming relaxing soothing warming comforting cozy protection You can trust me You’re always welcome in my village You should relax Don’t worry 😉 you’re safe here with me forever Yes darling what is it Hush 🤫 little one ☝️ Please take a deep breath settle down and relax Please take it easy Trust me

@jjclark1035 4 жыл бұрын

So I assume the phantom made it?

@skyraider87 3 жыл бұрын

@@jasminerodriguez5632 I want an Elite to be my friend now.

@markiss69 5 жыл бұрын

You are so underrated

@Spyro117 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@nowwhatproductions1381 2 жыл бұрын

I thought this was going to be just WOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOB for 30 minutes straight but boy was I wrong

@iLikeDMR 5 жыл бұрын

I was looking for tips and tricks for my Halo: Reach LASO run but eventually ended up here. Not sure what to think of this

@simoncowell7063 4 жыл бұрын

Spam good luck with the elite melees lol I broke a controller during my run

@therealRxpid 4 жыл бұрын

Laso for reach be careful on new Alexandria and exodus

@skyraider87 3 жыл бұрын

The KZfaq algorithm will always perplex me

@reacherflyer9942 3 жыл бұрын

'You Can Shoot?' (Said one of my cousins playing halo 4)

@jabbathehutt2774 3 жыл бұрын

learn to trickstab the elites that run at you. i dont play laso, but that helps me in firefight. jump over them turn around and assasinate the elite.

@sarge1408 4 жыл бұрын

"Human. Are you awake?" Wait a minute, how can I understand you? Dosn't your race just speak in Blargs and Honks?

@skyraider87 3 жыл бұрын

Many of us have chosen to learn your languages, despite your militaries translation software.

@aidanverdon84 3 жыл бұрын

The little walking is so adorable

@Elementedferret 5 жыл бұрын

Dude you should totally do a flood form vid

@logangirard65 4 жыл бұрын

Now, listen to the soothing sounds of marines screaming and flood bursting out of there bodies

@ItzFoxUwU 4 жыл бұрын

He be like Nsshshehehxvdvrhkssk gluurg alip slurp lirp

@datboigokumi6048 4 жыл бұрын

Flood hentai UwU

@skyraider87 3 жыл бұрын

*Rtas 'Vadum has joined the chat

@pj5403 3 жыл бұрын

What kind of biomass was used to make this grave mind

@Liahigurashi 5 жыл бұрын

Very relaxing and beautiful scenery. I spent every hour looking at the ball on the floor.xD Elite can also be very cute * - *

@ClandestineASMR 5 жыл бұрын

I should give him kawaii anime eyes.

@silverspartangaming6963 5 жыл бұрын

@@ClandestineASMR no sangheili are supposed to be fierce ruthless warriors I should know we have a bunch of them on board the uGFS vengeance

@noahfitzpatrick5130 4 жыл бұрын

Lili the Spartan the plasma grenade should explode half way through the video to throw off the audience also hearing the elite death scream would be funny

@ItzFoxUwU 4 жыл бұрын

@@ClandestineASMR You have committed a crime against sky-- Fu** wrong game

@jjclark1035 4 жыл бұрын

*head pats*

@bmo1015 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for doing an other halo asmr

@citavalo 5 жыл бұрын

Not a bad video, pretty underrated.

@sans3701 5 жыл бұрын

OMG YES my favriote story arc right here. Keep it up HaHa

@SangheiliSpecOp 3 жыл бұрын

I know these are older vids now but, as an asmr fan and also a person that loves Sangheili and all the other covenant species, I just want to say how much I truly appreciate you making these two Sangheili asmr vids as well as your grunt one. I absolutely love them

@dariusgretay6680 3 жыл бұрын

when i clicked on this i thought it was gonna be 30 minutes of “wort wort wort” also if you want an alternative way of relaxing i recommend listening to the song in the beginning of this (halo 3 odst intro music) with ambient rain

@temerodiavolo470 5 жыл бұрын

I wanna hug Waffle c:

@skyraider87 3 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@willpackson5 2 жыл бұрын

We all wanna hug Waffle!

@yourlocalReptillian 4 жыл бұрын

I typed "sengheili asmr" as a joke, not expecting anything. I'm glad I did that :)

@ThelVadlee 5 жыл бұрын

This is the best thing ever. Facts. Thank you so much for making another one!

@bottyuup6885 3 жыл бұрын

Aww yes time to chill to some soft wort wort wortz

@bottyuup6885 3 жыл бұрын

I know I know... I'm the best

@ODST-Animations 4 жыл бұрын

9:30 he turned to a visco girl

@artgirl96 5 жыл бұрын

Tend to me doctor

@frissonfactoryasmr12 3 жыл бұрын

Wow this is so creative! I've never seen anything like this, your voice is incredibly soothing, great job!

@Just_An_Observer 2 жыл бұрын

Description: You awaken, dazed on a beach with the mysterious Elite commander here to watch over you. His name is Waffle and he- Me: HIS NAME IS WAFFLE!!!

@fairyhaven13 4 жыл бұрын

This is adorable and I am so happy I found it. You did a fantastic job. I have to see more of your videos now. I love Waffle.

@JiviesThePivies 4 жыл бұрын

Ten Days after the Events of Halo 2:

@jakemism3803 4 жыл бұрын

Ah my audio seemed a bit off all I could here was WORT WORT WORT

@skyraider87 3 жыл бұрын

Why is it that all humans believe we only say what means "Go, Go, Go?" I, and many others of the Swords of Sangheilios, have chosen to learn your languages, despite your UNSC having rather impressive translation software.

@MrGuy-ri6zm 5 жыл бұрын

Looks like we got another one boys, aww yeah

@idontlikesand7246 5 жыл бұрын

You are underrated, you deserve millions of subs.

@ClandestineASMR 5 жыл бұрын

Why thank you very much. Maybe someday, haha.

@Chronicler177 5 жыл бұрын

So glad to see another one of these!!

@hive_deathsinger3022 4 жыл бұрын

Sounded like he was about to say “I.... am, inevitable”

@gamesmasher7120 4 жыл бұрын

*yup I sure do want this on my search history*

@lmaojust1104 5 жыл бұрын

I am the proud 820th subscriber!! Love your halo asmr videos!

@wanderingeldest5627 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! This is amazing 🙌

@ashtoncollado6192 4 жыл бұрын

Never thought id be getting tingles from a plasma pistol wielding elite. nice video!

@zackhiggins5135 5 жыл бұрын

I wish this channel would just explode already. It deserves it.

@sammyshock7 3 жыл бұрын

You mean it’s not 30 minutes of WORT WORT WORT

@meesh7862 Жыл бұрын

I’ve never played Halo, but the imagery in this is so beautiful. I really like the distant storm-like sounds. Super relaxing 😴

@AxoReuni Жыл бұрын

I never knew I wanted this, but I'm glad I found it.

@quentinmarks8315 5 жыл бұрын

Ayeeee about time, these are always your best stuff Side note: since you can follow people with the camera have you ever thought about doing like an ODST patrol throughout out the map? or would that be to difficult

@ClandestineASMR 5 жыл бұрын

That could be very interesting. It would also definitely be more difficult... but not impossible. I'll look into it! But don't expect it too soon if I do happen to do it, haha. Thanks for the idea!

@RiGuy 5 жыл бұрын

Quentin Marks I think it would be way to hard because as I assume you know, enemies are randomly everywhere patrolling so he would have to either get lucky or edit multiple clips together to make nicer. Good Idea though.

@ClandestineASMR 5 жыл бұрын

@@RiGuy If I were to do it, it would probably be in a forged map with a spartan in ODST armor. That way I wouldn't have to worry about enemies. Or maybe there will be a mod someday even that clears the enemies away since the game is coming to PC. We'll have to see though.

@RiGuy 5 жыл бұрын

Clandestine ASMR That would be pretty neato

@icgmommy87 3 жыл бұрын

Good asmr but I can’t stop laughing

@yourlocalreptillian1742 2 жыл бұрын

I never realized how good the ambient sounds are in bungie games....

@James-Sunderland010 4 жыл бұрын

Gravemind ASMR lol

@ig-88b67 5 жыл бұрын

28:50 So, will the next video involve a Jackle?

@tiiptap 4 жыл бұрын

This is actually really cool dude, hope you come back and make some with Halo Infinite!

@Golden-Zealot 3 жыл бұрын

wow never thought there were be a halo elite asmr

@devasyak9812 4 жыл бұрын

Keep this up my guy!

@ClandestineASMR 4 жыл бұрын

Will do, friend!

@dragonslayer9547 3 жыл бұрын

@@ClandestineASMR please keep making video's of waffle and tictac there so interesting.

@lolmemes9745 5 жыл бұрын

This is the best video I’ve ever seen

@ClandestineASMR 5 жыл бұрын

And that is the best compliment I've ever read. I'm glad you enjoyed!

@mrhat-vz9uw 8 ай бұрын

Dude keep posting. If you want . Your stuff is art homie

@gappystu 5 жыл бұрын

Apsolute perfection.

@Giga-_-Chad 2 жыл бұрын

Theres a lady in my head who calls me stud muffi- Waffle: *whispering* please Leave me alone

@haroldgarson4800 2 жыл бұрын

Do you think that elites find humans cute, or sort of in the uncanny valley, or like they view grunts? Because with out fused mandibles, it may seem weird to them. But we are also smaller and we have more dull looking features.

@MichaelDoesStuff- 4 жыл бұрын

Elites are cute, waffles ^w^

@jjclark1035 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@skyraider87 3 жыл бұрын

I am grateful for your compliment to our race, but be careful how you word your statements. Some of the more petty of my kind may find it insulting.

@MichaelDoesStuff- 3 жыл бұрын

@@skyraider87 of course.... :3

@DukeTheRebel 4 жыл бұрын

ODST music to start with? Very classy my friend. ;)

@eltipobigotudo2162 Жыл бұрын

I was genuinely expecting five hundred "worts" of different pitches and intonations.

@Dadouf112 4 жыл бұрын

I actually fell asleep wth

@seanmorrison1579 2 жыл бұрын

Love the music from reach and ODST

@thetruecrystalvixen Жыл бұрын

Around the twenty minute mark, makes me think he is giving me head scratches.

@Bumblebee2361 4 жыл бұрын

Well this is a surprise

@thegamingchef4055 6 ай бұрын

I was waitinf for the "elite noises"

@BIGSTUPID283 5 жыл бұрын

Your subs are almost to 1k! :D

@jjclark1035 4 жыл бұрын

Thank God, someone finally understands the beauty that is smiling Capt. Price

@BIGSTUPID283 4 жыл бұрын

Capt. Price is happy with this

@justjerey8890 5 жыл бұрын

Thank u waffle Blarge

@squeguinquack2570 5 жыл бұрын

One day, you should make a brute asmr role play

@skyraider87 3 жыл бұрын

With one of those dishonorable beasts? I will not allow it. I shall destroy every last one, even of it takes the rest of my life.

@mataratapdawitch7892 4 жыл бұрын

Waffle protecc Waffle attacc But most importantly His name is a snacc- So he not for snaccing upon-

@biblicallyaccurateshlong2565 4 жыл бұрын

thank

@MrNordom 5 жыл бұрын

Top lvl content

@MitchWhiting 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@hoffenwurdig1356 Жыл бұрын

Myself, I would assume his name is Wauvúl, whereas Waffle is merely the name he uses to appear less frightening and more approachable.

@brokengator 3 жыл бұрын

So this is what happened to 6

@brianstabile165 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t wait for a elite to use his plasma pistol as one of those things for unsc armor fitting

@unscmarine3585 3 жыл бұрын

Who knew that a split jaw would be able to calm me

@RoboBosses 3 жыл бұрын

So what your saying is this sanghilie is my guardian Angel? But I’m a Spartan that is illogical tho

@thegamingboi4342 2 жыл бұрын

When I saw the thumbnail i just imagined him taking a feel breat then RAUGHHH

@skyraider87 3 жыл бұрын

I want to see something like this with Reach elites.

@MacaqueStinx 5 жыл бұрын

Another one, fantastic. Just for the sake of irony, I'd suggest introducing this elite to the genre of music called "ska", you understand why, I'm sure.

@andrewn635 4 жыл бұрын

Perfect. Simply bliss on one of many halo rings. Edit: Is there anyone who knows what map this is?

@therealRxpid 4 жыл бұрын

It's halo 2 A idk what map

@andrewn635 4 жыл бұрын

@@therealRxpid Thanks man. I can just go through the maps until I find it myself now.

@therealRxpid 4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewn635 np dude if I find the map in few mins I'll let you know

@andrewn635 4 жыл бұрын

@@therealRxpid Okay. Thanks man.

@andrewn635 4 жыл бұрын

@@therealRxpid If you want to chat more go to my chanel and my discord is in the description

@asmrdonk3951 5 жыл бұрын

I hope everything is going well

@stopthis8509 5 жыл бұрын

Idk why but this looks like halo infinite to me even tho its h2a lol

@XIcrimsonIX 5 жыл бұрын

nice

@ruthmcginnis2195 Жыл бұрын

I am in pain

@StrawHatMarigold 4 жыл бұрын

it'd be better in sangheili, but this'll do.

@GrogTheFrog 3 жыл бұрын

No fucking way did I just find Halo ASMR

@MASTER_CHIEFS71 3 жыл бұрын

They said it couldn’t be done.

@agentoregonanimations6687 4 жыл бұрын

DO THE WORT!

@SCP-173_ 2 жыл бұрын

ok elite preferred species

@PopTartTheProto 5 жыл бұрын

One the MCC is released onto the PC, you should mod the game and make a Kig-Yar ASMR video.

@ClandestineASMR 5 жыл бұрын

Strange, it seems you can predict the future. ;)

@jarekzapzap6755 4 жыл бұрын

OH DAMM

@simoncowell7063 4 жыл бұрын

Boy do I have a video for you

@pod9363 4 жыл бұрын

Gonna marry Waffle tbh

@ashville2930 4 жыл бұрын

Casually points a charged plasma pistol at you

@ClandestineASMR 4 жыл бұрын

Gotta have a little intensity with your relaxation, haha.

@sliceofbread4655 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Joy_the_Bboy Жыл бұрын

26:00 wort wort

@minecraftsteve73 3 жыл бұрын

Which halo game is this?

@gwrstudios5181 4 жыл бұрын

Waffle