Terminator: Dark Fate - SPOILER Talk (What I HATE About It)

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Jeremy Jahns

Jeremy Jahns

4 жыл бұрын

TERMINATOR: DARK FATE is out, so let's talk about the things I loathe about it, and why. Also, SPOILER Alert!
#Terminator #Terminatordarkfate

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@colonelangus2580
@colonelangus2580 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy sorry bro you're wrong Cameron had nothing to do with Alien 3. Newt mostly comes out at night, mostly.
@JeremyJahns
@JeremyJahns 4 жыл бұрын
I was simply touching on the irony that James Cameron publically expressed his disapproval of Newt & Hicks being killed in the intro of Alien 3, then he went on to produce a movie that does the same to John Connor. Admittedly, it doesn't come across as clear in the video as it did in my head.
@timothyfinch7295
@timothyfinch7295 4 жыл бұрын
@@JeremyJahns Don't worry, Jer. I'm sure in five years we'll get the TRUE James Cameron Approved™ T2 sequel. They'll get it right this time because now it'll have a $500 million budget.
@undeny
@undeny 4 жыл бұрын
@@timothyfinch7295 what 500m budget? this flop killed any prospects of another movie.. they had to go woke with everything and undo all that has been
@timothyfinch7295
@timothyfinch7295 4 жыл бұрын
@@undeny What is sarcasm
@Dimensiom
@Dimensiom 4 жыл бұрын
@@timothyfinch7295 Sarcasm is a rhetorical tool wherein a speaker or writer expresses a view contrary to their actual beliefs as a means of mocking that view.
@christophzeit6282
@christophzeit6282 4 жыл бұрын
John Connor will return as a force ghost in Terminator 7: Rise of Connor
@a.f9234
@a.f9234 4 жыл бұрын
The Machine Menace Attack of the Drones Revenge of the Genisys A new Fate Skynet strikes back Return of the Reese The Future Awakens The Last Commander The Rise of Connor
@Wyndamn
@Wyndamn 4 жыл бұрын
And Darth Vader will return as a sith Lord T-3000
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager 4 жыл бұрын
They should retcon this whole movie by sending a Terminator back before the Terminator shot him, lol. In fact let's just go full Robot Chicken-esque parody and have like 200 Terminators on both sides appear in that scene.
@christophzeit6282
@christophzeit6282 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wyndamn Palpatine: "I have waited a long time for this moment. Rise, Liquid metal Vader, show no mercy!"
@redbigun
@redbigun 4 жыл бұрын
"No one's ever really gone. "- T-800
@OweeReviews
@OweeReviews 4 жыл бұрын
That voice over bit with Kyle Reese was brilliant. Jahn's is evolving.
@writingref
@writingref 4 жыл бұрын
The sigh at the end was the magic ..,
@spndusk2362
@spndusk2362 4 жыл бұрын
He should do it more in his videos sh*tting on bad movies lol.
@OweeReviews
@OweeReviews 4 жыл бұрын
@@spndusk2362 angry JJ is gold for the rest of us
@spiderjeranimo4992
@spiderjeranimo4992 4 жыл бұрын
JJs Predator rewrite. Dutch : "Leave it. He didn't kill you because you weren't armed. No sport.....oh and you're not autistic so he can't upgrade with your spinal fluid."
@mykstar
@mykstar 4 жыл бұрын
That was freaking amazing!!!
@MrCREWCRUSHIN95
@MrCREWCRUSHIN95 4 жыл бұрын
Who was the guy in the room who pitched: "T-800 kills John Connor... then gets married, Grows old and starts an interior decorating business."..... ....And why is he not fired from Hollywood forever?
@jaceacekalgoorlie
@jaceacekalgoorlie 4 жыл бұрын
That guy isnt the problem. Its the fools who thought it was a brilliant idea,and threw a couple of hundred million at it.
@Somedude317
@Somedude317 4 жыл бұрын
Probably a dude who joked about it, and then later he found out they are doing it
@darkbrotherhood76
@darkbrotherhood76 4 жыл бұрын
James Cameron
@ZoeDuneCorp
@ZoeDuneCorp 4 жыл бұрын
@@darkbrotherhood76 : Tim Miller
@MrSando75
@MrSando75 4 жыл бұрын
Man, I couldn't agree more. Just insane how this script got past the powers that be.
@billnguyen4148
@billnguyen4148 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy doing an Arnold impression is better than this god damn movie.
@luiseatoll6368
@luiseatoll6368 4 жыл бұрын
@Go Time Now Agreed. Spilled my drink when he said "BYE! DIE HORRIBLY! FUCK YOU!" lmao
@shottyman6013
@shottyman6013 4 жыл бұрын
@@luiseatoll6368 lol i died aswell
@rcola6235
@rcola6235 4 жыл бұрын
You must be easily amused.
@Nipponing
@Nipponing 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, that T2 voice over was better than the movie, holy shit.
@thebrownbaldy
@thebrownbaldy 4 жыл бұрын
Right
@deathsyth8888
@deathsyth8888 4 жыл бұрын
Terminator: Come with me if you want to live. (John Connor dies) Terminator: Oh...
@hankrearden20
@hankrearden20 4 жыл бұрын
I think you just summed up the entire rant.
@TheHero136
@TheHero136 4 жыл бұрын
Terminator: Poor baby. Hahaha!
@1rickopotamus
@1rickopotamus 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaa i love youtube comments
@riverray2228
@riverray2228 4 жыл бұрын
James Cameron fucked up his own creation.Hes the one who killed John Conner.
@Null-941
@Null-941 4 жыл бұрын
Mission failed, request extraction
@aryotaheri7421
@aryotaheri7421 4 жыл бұрын
That Kyle Reece over-dub was NUTS. I legit did not realize it’s jeremy until he said the extra stuff. This type of quality content is why I pay for internet.
@Corn_Pone_Flicks
@Corn_Pone_Flicks 4 жыл бұрын
I thought his voice sounded a little different, but the lip-sync was so perfect I just dismissed it until that coda.
@10WTF011
@10WTF011 4 жыл бұрын
Corn Pone Flicks pretty much. My brains “Spider-sense” was going off, saying “This looks legit and has the right lip-synch, but it just doesn’t FEEL right. Something is a little off.”
@bee-zeesoul1018
@bee-zeesoul1018 4 жыл бұрын
For a minute I thought Kyle Reece was just a really bad actor, but then I figured out it was Jeremy
@adamfrisk956
@adamfrisk956 4 жыл бұрын
Bee-Zee Soul aaaawww, it’s hard to act more than one note, when you’re trying to ape someone’s performance and making a joke as well
@deadartist8827
@deadartist8827 4 жыл бұрын
Dumbass.
@jamesmallone
@jamesmallone 4 жыл бұрын
John Connor: "I order you not to go! I ORDER YOU NOT TO GO!" Arnold: Don't worry. Where I go, you go with me! *grabs John and jumps into molten metal* *John Connor screams* Arnold: *Thumbs Up*
@smileysmile3677
@smileysmile3677 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@femtoservants
@femtoservants 3 жыл бұрын
directed and written by Rian Johnson
@ccateni28
@ccateni28 3 жыл бұрын
@@femtoservants and he was fired shortly after.
@JayConnor210
@JayConnor210 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this😂😂
@MrZackavelli
@MrZackavelli Жыл бұрын
If I could add just a liiiiiiiiiiitle tweak; Arnold: *Thumbs up* as Sarah, struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events that happened in like 1.3 milliseconds, looks on in complete horror and disbelief
@KHfan0011
@KHfan0011 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry John! I'm sorry I have to go! When in reality I don't actually have to go! We could live in a cabin in the woods somewhere and no one would really knooow and it won't start Skynet necessarily. In fact, if I'm around if Skynet sent back any more Terminators I'd be there to FUCK THEM UP! Then your mommy doesn't have to cry over your dead body! SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO CRY! IT'LL ALL BE OKAY! But you know what? We're not gonna do that. Bye. Die Horribly. Fuck you." -Jeremy Jahns 2019
@JoshMakesMovies1
@JoshMakesMovies1 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I lost it on this part. I could not stop laughing XD
@singamummy8420
@singamummy8420 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@cable7152
@cable7152 4 жыл бұрын
-the T800
@comradeweismann6947
@comradeweismann6947 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@thisisit8840
@thisisit8840 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@alnitak1003
@alnitak1003 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: "I f***ing hate this movie" The Emperor: "Good good, let the hate flow through you"
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 4 жыл бұрын
Henceforth you shall be known as Darth Jeremy
@Truthsayer1979
@Truthsayer1979 4 жыл бұрын
Luis Moran it makes you stronger. Gives you focus.
@nhagan001
@nhagan001 4 жыл бұрын
I cam here for the hope that Jeremy would voice Arnold for an extended period of time. I was not disappointed.
@TimeBomb014X
@TimeBomb014X 4 жыл бұрын
@@LuisSierra42 he will be after Rise of Mary Sue.
@riverray2228
@riverray2228 4 жыл бұрын
James Cameron fucked up his own creation.Hes the one who killed John Conner.
@bendaydot6733
@bendaydot6733 4 жыл бұрын
Funny how Cameron got pissed at Fincher killing Newt and Hicks in Alien 3. And then allows the same to happen to his characters.
@SaRENRampaiger
@SaRENRampaiger 4 жыл бұрын
I call that a hypocrite.
@Maesterful
@Maesterful 4 жыл бұрын
I loved his early work but Cameron is a sellout woke hack now just as bad as Ridley Scott.
@SaRENRampaiger
@SaRENRampaiger 4 жыл бұрын
@@Maesterful Yep. And someone said that the Rev 9 didn't kill the innocent immigrants while killing the border agents.. I smell open borders agenda brainwashing on that one.
@aussieboy4090
@aussieboy4090 4 жыл бұрын
Cameron lost all passion for Terminator. The industry has destroyed his sense of joy and pride for his works.
@christophermarabella5683
@christophermarabella5683 4 жыл бұрын
Personally the difference is they at least expand upon John's murder with Arnold
@DarkElitePredator
@DarkElitePredator 4 жыл бұрын
Released Dark Fate Trailer Fans: Where is John Conner? Director: *Gone, Reduced to Atoms*
@jean-francoisjoanisse1445
@jean-francoisjoanisse1445 4 жыл бұрын
IRONY : James Cameron HATED the start of Alien 3 for killing off 2 of the major characters from the previous film he made.
@uscman
@uscman 3 жыл бұрын
He’s too busy with Avatar to care about his precious other IPs.
@robertdean925
@robertdean925 3 жыл бұрын
@@uscman that's not the point though
@ericng7015
@ericng7015 4 жыл бұрын
"I used to be savior of humanity, then I took a shotgun in the chest" -John Connor
@haykisayan2206
@haykisayan2206 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaagahhagahahahahavahav bgg hhghhg
@rumuelnathanael8043
@rumuelnathanael8043 4 жыл бұрын
This should be new meme.
@ikenosis8160
@ikenosis8160 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking brilliant. 🌟😂😘
@duggiedug9148
@duggiedug9148 4 жыл бұрын
Yeeesssssssssssss!
@izlshf5879
@izlshf5879 4 жыл бұрын
You know he's mad when hes wearing the black bathrobe.
@RyuShinkuuHadoken
@RyuShinkuuHadoken 4 жыл бұрын
and when he starts drinking "water" for the review.
@sflxn
@sflxn 4 жыл бұрын
Killing Connor was like turning Luke into a bitter old man.
@Dylan_AlphaLoneKing
@Dylan_AlphaLoneKing 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ryanhowe6543
@ryanhowe6543 4 жыл бұрын
That probably wasn't even abrams's plan for episode 8
@jamesmallone
@jamesmallone 4 жыл бұрын
At least Luke was in the whole movie. Whether he was done well or not, he was present for the beginning, middle and end of the film. From the sounds of it, John Connor's in Dark Fate for about at long as Luke was in The Force Awakens.
@mikeblanco8328
@mikeblanco8328 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@WH250398
@WH250398 4 жыл бұрын
Thank god that didn't happe- Oh.
@cristonsloan
@cristonsloan 4 жыл бұрын
7:05 - 7:28 : Wow, that was an awesome imitation. 7:28 - 7:42 : Genius level accomplished
@christopherregan1654
@christopherregan1654 4 жыл бұрын
I was more impressed by the seamless editing that make it look like Kyle Reese actually said those new things after the original quote!
@uscman
@uscman 3 жыл бұрын
@@christopherregan1654 Until he spoke about the Terminator feeling bad I scratched my head and realized it was Jeremy Jahns impersonating Kyle Reese
@adityaagrawal5385
@adityaagrawal5385 4 жыл бұрын
Who else is watching this even though they haven't seen the movie?
@psychoticdaizyproductions569
@psychoticdaizyproductions569 4 жыл бұрын
I knew itd anger me to no end like genesis did
@DemonFireRain
@DemonFireRain 4 жыл бұрын
The minute I learned about John Connor in this movie I lost all interest. It's like GoT season 8, after episode 3 I gave up and read the spoiler leaks and lost all interest. Same with Rise of Skywalker, TLJ killed my hope for the new trilogy and I lost all interest. Those spoiler leaks are really fun to read.
@cobra8888
@cobra8888 4 жыл бұрын
Right here.
@rexmundi3108
@rexmundi3108 4 жыл бұрын
I'm watching because I have no intention of seeing it.
@echozgus
@echozgus 4 жыл бұрын
The last one was so bad so I came here first, Im going to save my money
@PhoenixRising357
@PhoenixRising357 4 жыл бұрын
Your voice over on the John and terminator scene had me crying with laughter
@tmmartinesq.6216
@tmmartinesq.6216 4 жыл бұрын
PHENOMENAL! Great job Jeremy!
@JettQuasar
@JettQuasar 4 жыл бұрын
Instant thumbs up after that scene.
@KILLAKODA88
@KILLAKODA88 4 жыл бұрын
I was lost at first
@danlayson9623
@danlayson9623 4 жыл бұрын
Dead with laughter!!! 😅🤣😂💀💀💀😅🤣😂
@KuzarHorche
@KuzarHorche 4 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing I've seen in 2019
@alexanderm3504
@alexanderm3504 4 жыл бұрын
All we wanted was a future war movie Tim miller WTF
@davidisho13
@davidisho13 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy recapping the end of T2 in Arnold's voice had me laughing so hard
@samporter7018
@samporter7018 4 жыл бұрын
His impression is fucking hilarious
@LissaBroyles
@LissaBroyles 4 жыл бұрын
2003. "Terminator 3 is Trash!!!" 2019. "Maybe Terminator 3 wasn't so bad..."
@215ILLicit
@215ILLicit 4 жыл бұрын
It was tho’
@SyncJr
@SyncJr 4 жыл бұрын
The ending to T3 is fucking awesome!
@ramigilneas9274
@ramigilneas9274 4 жыл бұрын
Scott Broyles Now T3 is only the 2nd worst Terminator movie.
@chanceneck8072
@chanceneck8072 4 жыл бұрын
Of course I loved T2, but I also sort of liked Terminator: Genisys! Saw it in the theater and was actually pretty entertained, only one I really hate was Salvation! So, should I go see Deep Fake or not?... (btw: Also LOVED the ending of T3!)
@tamlin420
@tamlin420 4 жыл бұрын
@@ramigilneas9274 Are you saying Genisys is better than T3?
@username82765
@username82765 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else finds it MORE entertaining when Jeremy hates a movie? Or is it just me?
@RoodeMenon
@RoodeMenon 4 жыл бұрын
His KZfaq career began with a passionate rant.
@dimitri4457
@dimitri4457 4 жыл бұрын
*Slams table* Thank you!
@thee_morpheus
@thee_morpheus 4 жыл бұрын
That's why Angry Joe is so popular, hate sells lol...just look at all of the media race and political plants
@metallicnole4514
@metallicnole4514 4 жыл бұрын
He rarely does a spoiler rant
@alexanderforbes1452
@alexanderforbes1452 4 жыл бұрын
His twilight reviews are my all-time favorites.
@surgeonviper
@surgeonviper 4 жыл бұрын
They should have built on to salvation. I know that now.
@T-800..
@T-800.. 4 жыл бұрын
At this point I'd even take T3 over Dark Fate.
@benm5970
@benm5970 3 жыл бұрын
That’s the problem with the Terminator franchise, they just constantly go back and try to build directly off of Terminator 2 instead of actually progressing the story forward
@mysterion3182
@mysterion3182 3 жыл бұрын
@@benm5970 I enjoyed Salvation and would have rather have got a continuation. End the 3rd movie with Skynet and the Resistance sending The T-800 and Kyle Reese back to 1984 and to continue the story watch the 1st Terminator.
@benm5970
@benm5970 3 жыл бұрын
@@mysterion3182 Yeah I agree they should’ve just built off of Salvation, move the story forward, stop resetting it
@acidsons3116
@acidsons3116 3 жыл бұрын
There’s this French Terminator die-hard fan, Florent Abougit, who actually wrote a great script for T5 and T6, which continued the original story, connected all previous 4 movies and made a lot of loopholes logical. He tried everything he could to have it produced, but 1) No one knows him in Hollywood, so he’s not in any writers guild or shit like that, and 2) Everyone laughed at him because he’s French, so no one would help him save the franchise. It’s sad, because his story was awesome, and would have saved the franchise...
@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165
@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165 3 жыл бұрын
This was by far, one of Jeremy's funniest reviews. He NAILED ahnold's accent, but I wasn't expecting him to do it a 2nd time! Mountain Dew almost shot of my nose!!😂
@staticusgaming7425
@staticusgaming7425 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like a friend that's listening to his drunk friend rant about how much he hates his ex
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 4 жыл бұрын
Well you could be the girlfriend or boyfriend having to hear them talk like this during sex.
@deathsdoor07
@deathsdoor07 4 жыл бұрын
That is when you get the popcorn.
@ZoolGatekeeper
@ZoolGatekeeper 4 жыл бұрын
On the other hand.. I love Jeremy getting a refill with Jameson… my favourite whisky alongside with Seagram.. Both of them do the trick.
@riverray2228
@riverray2228 4 жыл бұрын
James Cameron fucked up his own creation.Hes the one who killed John Conner.
@MrUseless247
@MrUseless247 4 жыл бұрын
We've all been on both ends of that rant. LoL!!!
@Baseballe2
@Baseballe2 4 жыл бұрын
“I gotta go, but I don’t actually have to go we could live in a cabin in the woods together.” LMAO
@maverick85
@maverick85 4 жыл бұрын
I really hoped that's what had happened when I first saw the dark fate trailer! Not the same T800 from T2 but another protector that showed up a few years later, pretend to kill John, but not really kill him, new mission to fake his death and then keep him in hiding in the woods. I don't know... I just don't won't him dead!
@beastofdarknesss5822
@beastofdarknesss5822 4 жыл бұрын
A fake death would have been better than what actually went down
@JediBunny
@JediBunny 4 жыл бұрын
BradBrochill23 yeah that was good lol 😹
@ProfessorChaos56
@ProfessorChaos56 4 жыл бұрын
"But you know what, were not going to do that. Bye, die horribly, fuck you". LMAF.
@gzwz12
@gzwz12 4 жыл бұрын
Classic. The Rees talk was awesome as well
@strider1237
@strider1237 2 жыл бұрын
The Michael Bien impression made this review my all time favorite. I died laughing...and then I was sent back in time to tell myself not to laugh so a sequel could be made.
@daimonatkins3046
@daimonatkins3046 4 жыл бұрын
0:40-0:44 That’s why Sarah Connor Chronicles will always be the best sequel after T2
@katarishigusimokirochepona6611
@katarishigusimokirochepona6611 3 жыл бұрын
Facts.
@Superbat577
@Superbat577 3 жыл бұрын
And why the Mandoverse is the true Star Wars Sequel Trilogy.
@khaleelurrahman248
@khaleelurrahman248 Жыл бұрын
I want Season 3!
@Rawdil
@Rawdil 4 жыл бұрын
Just realised the whole Kyle Reese segment was dubbed. Lol
@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 4 жыл бұрын
Best dub ever.
@JesseLeeHumphry
@JesseLeeHumphry 4 жыл бұрын
That's some impressive ADR.
@1D4ever
@1D4ever 4 жыл бұрын
Really good work
@AmethystEmpressDivineTarot6589
@AmethystEmpressDivineTarot6589 4 жыл бұрын
He does one of the best Arbolds as well! He is a pretty damn goid impressionist!
@skylx0812
@skylx0812 4 жыл бұрын
If only he could collab with *ALIEN Theory* to do a voice over of Hicks in Theory's Earth Wars vids.
@CJVP99
@CJVP99 4 жыл бұрын
Rotten Tomatoes has Dark fate at 70% and Joker at 69% lets all collectively laugh
@ncom7794
@ncom7794 4 жыл бұрын
Joker's at 69%? Nice! Should be higher but still. Nice.
@jade410
@jade410 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf!!! Are you kidding?
@thatdudeKarim
@thatdudeKarim 4 жыл бұрын
Joker 69??? How? That shit was great.
@the.seagull.35
@the.seagull.35 4 жыл бұрын
Joker was just OK. I don't think it will have the kind of praise in a few years that it does right now.
@CRAZYMUGMAN
@CRAZYMUGMAN 4 жыл бұрын
so a masterpice gets a 69% on rotten tomatoes but a turd gets a 70% hollywood in a nutshell today
@lordeclypse2953
@lordeclypse2953 4 жыл бұрын
So the heartless killing machine felt bad then started a what?!?!
@hiattgrey9161
@hiattgrey9161 2 жыл бұрын
When me and my dad went to see the film in theaters and John was killed, we we're sooooo pissed. And a guy and his girlfriend got up and left, and somebody else sweared very loudly and he got up and left. And what makes me more angry is that James Cameron destroyed his own creation.
@DZ-oz8co
@DZ-oz8co 4 жыл бұрын
Your Kyle Reese dubbing made me believe that was Michael Biehn. Good job with that.
@crablord7934
@crablord7934 4 жыл бұрын
Me too mate
@Klowd17
@Klowd17 4 жыл бұрын
LOL, it was hard to tell if it was him or the movie at first.
@AlanGarciaC.1093
@AlanGarciaC.1093 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. I was confused for a couple of seconds.
@DZ-oz8co
@DZ-oz8co 4 жыл бұрын
@King Greed I know right! Edit: Opps, I was thinking in terms of the movie instead of the actor. Yeah, Biehn had been one of my favorite actors because of Terminator and Aliens. And he never really got any credit. Reese laid the groundwork for Sarah, and she passed it down to John. And John taught his father, that is some family!
@pdmore123
@pdmore123 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha me too
@parkercampbell4164
@parkercampbell4164 4 жыл бұрын
"I thought it was dumb [that Hicks and Newt were killed off]. I thought it was a huge slap in the face to the fans. " - James Cameron
@dragonsdream6809
@dragonsdream6809 4 жыл бұрын
James: oh yeah let's do this shit again in Terminal to dark fake!!
@haczabim
@haczabim 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, he's so cynical
@thedarknate0845
@thedarknate0845 4 жыл бұрын
Cameron is trash!
@CONSOLETRUTH2
@CONSOLETRUTH2 4 жыл бұрын
@Michael Anderson similar to "An effect without a story (or reason or whatever, forgot exact quote) is pointless."
@ebonkinght
@ebonkinght 4 жыл бұрын
It was Cameron’s idea he did t direct alien 3
@bamfmont3163
@bamfmont3163 2 жыл бұрын
2 years later and I'm still watching this. Jeremy, keep doing what's making you happy and through that it brings happiness to others. So funny, love the uploads!
@itsdantaylor
@itsdantaylor 3 жыл бұрын
5:00 fun fact, they later explained in other lore that the reason they didn't make like A LOT of T-1000's is that basically they were scared of it. It had the potential to basically become smarter then skynet which is why they reverted to more easily controlled models. I mean when you think about it, the T-1000 is a mix of the concept of the "Singularity" and the "Grey Goo" event...........why the hell haven't they done that in a terminator movie yet.
@chippertoddshow
@chippertoddshow 4 жыл бұрын
The thing is John could have just as easily filled “Carl”’s role. Simple: John thinks Judgement Day is averted, Sarah thinks it could still happen and the two have a falling out. John pursues a normal life and starts a family while Sarah continues to stay off the grid. Sarah goes to John for help protecting Dani in the third act, the two reconcile, one of them sacrifices themself and the other lives to train Dani, passing the torch to the new generation while giving one of these characters a proper send off. But no, they wanted to shoehorn Ahnold in somewhere.
@Malt454
@Malt454 4 жыл бұрын
Good job, and your story's far more engaging than what we got. That's way better writing than what we're getting these days, which is incredible, given all the time and thinking that SHOULD have gone into this movie. As is the case with Star Wars, it's sometimes difficult to believe that the people now running these franchises have actually watched, or even liked, any of the movies.
@Taj_Rahine
@Taj_Rahine 4 жыл бұрын
I would have enjoyed that movie, I’m not gonna see Dark Fate
@haczabim
@haczabim 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, interesting, good possibility! Unfortunately, hollywood doesn't work like that apparently. It's like:' ok, who's alive, available, who could we use?' and they go from there. The plot comes after..
@Yelbell
@Yelbell 4 жыл бұрын
arnold could be the REV9
@TayNez63
@TayNez63 4 жыл бұрын
Genuine question: If the new AI somehow rose up and a new judgement day happened. Wouldn't John still end up being a leader of some sort, so wouldn't John have to die? I feel they had to kill him if they wanted Dani to be the character that she is
@dghazd5862
@dghazd5862 4 жыл бұрын
The Terminator franchise is officially : TERMINATED😑
@dghazd5862
@dghazd5862 4 жыл бұрын
@Daniel j. Milburn Not by J.C's hands. wait a minute! "J"ames "C"ameron killed "J"ohn "C"onnor !?🤔
@teeahtate
@teeahtate 4 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@MrNaxman
@MrNaxman 4 жыл бұрын
They killed John Connor for one simple reason and we all know it’s the truth, he was white and male there I said it.
@fragtimusmagnus3826
@fragtimusmagnus3826 4 жыл бұрын
D ghazd tbh if The Terminator franchise wasn’t killed after T3, it’s gonna be around forever
@dghazd5862
@dghazd5862 4 жыл бұрын
@@fragtimusmagnus3826 With the franchise at the hands of J.C, the return of Linda, Arnold, Edward, many thought that the Terminator was finally back for real ... Not to be TERMINATED ! 🤔
@fireanddesire2747
@fireanddesire2747 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy.... this review is by far THE best and MOST hilarious video you’ve ever done!
@Darksummerswind
@Darksummerswind 4 жыл бұрын
Thought that was actually Reese's voice for a minute there, so good job on Jeremy doing decent voice over acting.
@bionicleanime
@bionicleanime 4 жыл бұрын
T3 RoTM: John's a whiny b!tch Salvation: he's NOT the leader of the human resistance. Genesys: he's corrupted into a Terminator himself. Dark Fate: let's just straight up kill him. Boy, these entries really don't know how to respect John Connor.
@Red-Robin2011
@Red-Robin2011 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like if Salvation had continued then we had really seen him become the leader. Anyway I still think Bale was the best adult John.
@mantis_toboggan_md
@mantis_toboggan_md 4 жыл бұрын
@Bobby da Costa Dark Fate makes Genysis look good? Fucking hell it looked bad but that's REALLY bad.
@silverhawkroman
@silverhawkroman 4 жыл бұрын
@Bobby da Costa yeah he was the hayden christensen of terminator. T3 was pretty okay tbh and now that you're putting it that way, the other films make so much more sense now. Perhaps Miller and Cameron thought they had explored it all and it was time to pull a shyamalan and turn everything upside down. Kinda like a band trying a different genre and getting hated for it. OFC, nobody expects you to literally throw your instruments away and start rapping, why so tryhardy, why so extreme. EASE into it, i thought sex would've taught them how to do things in life for once xD
@Alamandorious
@Alamandorious 4 жыл бұрын
Straight, white, and male. You had to know how it was gonna go.
@ProfessorArt1
@ProfessorArt1 4 жыл бұрын
@Bobby da Costa I also feel like T3 and Salvation had potential, but were badly written.
@marthamerino5679
@marthamerino5679 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy just spent almost 8 minutes complaining about John's death... I loved every single minute of that rant!
@AlexTM44
@AlexTM44 4 жыл бұрын
That Arnold voice impersonating was funny as hell lol
@mrmindtrick99
@mrmindtrick99 4 жыл бұрын
You have the best Arnold impression I’ve ever heard. Very very good.
@dougwesker
@dougwesker 4 жыл бұрын
That Arnold impression and bit about John dying horribly was hilarious 😂
@8Paul7
@8Paul7 4 жыл бұрын
@Go Time Now It was both hilarious and fucking depressing.
@Dinoslay
@Dinoslay 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr. 😂😆
@justinstroud8473
@justinstroud8473 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna make it a ringtone.
@danoppppoopoo
@danoppppoopoo 4 жыл бұрын
The impression was dead on lol
@redbigun
@redbigun 4 жыл бұрын
"The Terminator is supposed to be scary." Tell that to the Raptors in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom.
@daustin8888
@daustin8888 4 жыл бұрын
Velociraptors haven't been scary since gymnastics killed one of them
@tommyboi9
@tommyboi9 4 жыл бұрын
But granted they are still killers. Slightly more docile with chris pratt of course but still as lethal as they have ever been. The t-800 on the other hand should just be relentless. It's just a machine at the end of the day. It would have pissed me off less if it just went off and was a hermit. Not start a fucking family.
@Kk-kw7pg
@Kk-kw7pg 4 жыл бұрын
Right?! Lol
@larssonk22
@larssonk22 4 жыл бұрын
They weren't scary in Terminator Salvation
@Ntwadumela89
@Ntwadumela89 4 жыл бұрын
Red Big'un they were still killers
@DoBap_
@DoBap_ 4 жыл бұрын
Just gonna say it: Terminator 3 is extremely underrated.
@richardr7947
@richardr7947 4 жыл бұрын
I Thought the T3 movie was pretty good. Well T3 movie was freaking awesome now when i watch dark fate! Dark fate movie 100% the worst terminator movie out now!
@gin.590
@gin.590 4 жыл бұрын
That honor goes to Salvation.
@joshuaweston7037
@joshuaweston7037 4 жыл бұрын
Nope it sucked
@legionofsnowbros7088
@legionofsnowbros7088 4 жыл бұрын
It's my 3rd favorite Terminator movie... sadly they seem to have gotten worse each one...
@lordmorklen5166
@lordmorklen5166 4 жыл бұрын
Terminator Salvation, especially Christian Bale's JC is underrated AF.
@adgalanda
@adgalanda 4 жыл бұрын
"You didnt like the movie because you're a mysoginist!" Thats their excuse now. The movie bombed because we're misogynists not because it wasnt original in any way.
@stedmansykes
@stedmansykes 4 жыл бұрын
It's stupid it's like Myspace saying all people who don't use anymore are ignorant and entitled whiners. Instead of improving their product. Blame the consumer, if a fast food place literal offered only shit sandwiches and you say it tastes like shit "oh you're just a hater"
@hibarikyoya854
@hibarikyoya854 4 жыл бұрын
Well the first terminator wasn't orginal either because it was based on something else so originality had nothing to do with it its just a bad movie :p
@owenhalloran3111
@owenhalloran3111 4 жыл бұрын
@@hibarikyoya854 James Cameron literally based it on a fever dream he had. Thats about as original as it gets
@zillafire101
@zillafire101 4 жыл бұрын
Whose excuse, the voices in your head? I've been around the internet, haven't seen too many calls of that. In fact, one could almost say you made it up.
@zillafire101
@zillafire101 4 жыл бұрын
@Unpopular Opinions Where, exact quote, tweet and links. I'm too used to reactionaries making shit up
@thisguydan
@thisguydan 4 жыл бұрын
We're clearly in the worst timeline when it comes to Terminator movies.
@thedarknate0845
@thedarknate0845 4 жыл бұрын
No we are in the worst timeline period!
@acehole4514
@acehole4514 4 жыл бұрын
Fox: "Have you seen the X-Men movies?"
@username82765
@username82765 4 жыл бұрын
Community reference. Cool... Cool, Cool, Cool
@blue-se3kc
@blue-se3kc 4 жыл бұрын
i just treat t1 and t2 as a one time thing, never needed to be a franchise
@ajwaddanwarr3409
@ajwaddanwarr3409 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine this being the worst timeline in the franchise about killer robots from the worst timeline.
@VintageDefectors69
@VintageDefectors69 4 жыл бұрын
I hadn't unironically laughed at an Arnold impression in years until this video. Bless you Jeremy Jahns.
@vietnamd0820
@vietnamd0820 4 жыл бұрын
RetroRenegades Yeah that was excellent!
@elidasilva5558
@elidasilva5558 4 жыл бұрын
So good
@NicholasMcClure
@NicholasMcClure 4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@greenarrow219
@greenarrow219 4 жыл бұрын
He really nails it
@ericdasilva4514
@ericdasilva4514 4 жыл бұрын
Legit thought it was Arnold
@hanbieryu8390
@hanbieryu8390 4 жыл бұрын
Jurassic world fallen kingdom come out: "maybe jurassic park 3 wasn't so bad." The last jedi comes out: "maybe the prequels weren't that terrible after all." Dark fate comes out: *"Ahh shit here we go again"*
@gonzaloegonzalez8106
@gonzaloegonzalez8106 3 жыл бұрын
Probably Terminator 3/salvation wasn't that Bad I actually like Salvation, had interesting ideas moving foward. At least better than this shit
@FlyingFocs
@FlyingFocs 3 жыл бұрын
Hot take: I didn't hate Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom. I mean, it wasn't good, but it was more "bad sequel bad" and I don't think it retroactively ruined anything the way the Star Wars sequels did. Like I walked out thinking "I mean, the next one could still be kind of interesting," whereas with Last Jedi, it felt like "no seriously, where DO you go from here?" I'll admit that's kind of praising the bare minimum, but if I can do that for one and not the other, isn't that more an indictment on the other?
@ccateni28
@ccateni28 3 жыл бұрын
Fallen Kingdom went back to the books, Prequels were always good, Terminator shouldn't have had dark fate made and let the Sarah Connor chronicles continue.
@irman925
@irman925 3 жыл бұрын
JP3 is still bad
@ccateni28
@ccateni28 3 жыл бұрын
@@irman925 Yeah, but at least it wasn't dark fate bad.
@peterkrug4124
@peterkrug4124 4 жыл бұрын
3:16 This perfectly sums up how I feel about "Alien 3" and "A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master"
@TheAwesomeDarkNinja
@TheAwesomeDarkNinja 4 жыл бұрын
I love that this entire spoiler review was spent not actually talking about the plot of the movie but just the one thing. I'm not even kidding.
@thefitnerd5116
@thefitnerd5116 4 жыл бұрын
The rest of the movie is just Terminator 2, so there aren't many spoilers aside from the opening.
@thelocust619
@thelocust619 4 жыл бұрын
One extremely trivial thing.
@alexb.e7498
@alexb.e7498 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he did say so in the beginning of this video.. and also, in the non-spoiler-review, he said he would do this
@AlessandroMarques95
@AlessandroMarques95 4 жыл бұрын
@@thelocust619 the death of a legacy character is an extremely trivial thing? Are serious? Lol.
@dragorocky2
@dragorocky2 4 жыл бұрын
Giving a movie a bad review because it didn’t go your way is a just bad review. This review was bad, yes it was a Terminator! But you forget that he was built as an infiltration unit John was bound to die eventually. In T2 extended cuts they extracted his chip and determined that it had an ability to learn. But you clipped T1 saying it doesn’t feel pity or remorse and will not stop, yet you still forget T2 crucial chip extraction scene. Fuck this review was terrible I suggest everyone to watch the movie, this was definitely better then a lot of the Mediocre action movies lately. Plus the Rev 9 was sick.
@AQDuck
@AQDuck 4 жыл бұрын
Genisys: "Forget about the other movies, THIS is the real Terminator!" Dark Fate: "Forget about the other movies, THIS is the real Terminator!" T7: "Forget about the other movies, THIS is the real Terminator!"
@FalconFlyer75
@FalconFlyer75 4 жыл бұрын
so basically just ignore all that and assume 1 and 2 are the real Terminators then?
@christianschmidt8476
@christianschmidt8476 4 жыл бұрын
Literally a mess.
@xaviermaster1
@xaviermaster1 4 жыл бұрын
T90 "Forget the other movies, we gonna reboot it!"
@stephenschiffman5940
@stephenschiffman5940 4 жыл бұрын
Even Salvation did that. Granted at that point there was only 1 bad Terminator sequel that they had to scrap, but still, they're guilty as well.
@moguera2363
@moguera2363 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephenschiffman5940what are you talking about? Salvation was considered a sequel to t3
@nachongo722
@nachongo722 4 жыл бұрын
I have to say.... your impersonation of Arnold was incredible xD
@KamleshMallick
@KamleshMallick 4 жыл бұрын
9:55 : Highest High to Lowest Low! Dying with laughter here! :D
@FOREEAL
@FOREEAL 4 жыл бұрын
The inconsistencies after just a few minutes: >John dies, he doesn’t become a leader. >He doesn’t become a leader, he doesn’t meet Reese. >He doesn’t meet Reese, Reese doesn’t go back in time. >Reese doesn’t go back in time, Reese never meets Sarah. >Reese never meets Sarah, John is never born.
@sweettacular9899
@sweettacular9899 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh this series has been filled with so many time-related paradoxes and contradictions and inconsistencies from the very beginning, that I frankly don’t care that much anymore when something makes no sense with the timeline. I just suspend my disbelief and roll with it
@thadward4629
@thadward4629 4 жыл бұрын
Well,technically by stopping judgment day John would never be born,unless reese really wasn't his father...if you think about it reese couldn't be the father because John was born before he met reese in the original timeline that lead to judgment day
@gerardomunoz6725
@gerardomunoz6725 4 жыл бұрын
> If John is never born than Skynet never loses the war. > If Skynet never loses the War than it has no reason to send a Terminator back in time in the first place. > If there's no Terminator send back in time than Kyle Reese is never sent back in time to help destroy the Terminator. > If the original Terminator is never destroyed than its CPU chip is never used to reverse engineered to create Skynet. > If Skynet is never created than no war would have happened. Ok seriously without multiverse theory the whole timeline makes no sense.
@floydlooney6837
@floydlooney6837 4 жыл бұрын
But Terminators that were never built are still arriving from a future that never happened?
@slang1517
@slang1517 4 жыл бұрын
@@thadward4629 You're assuming there was an 'original timeline' where Reese didn't father John Connor. The implication of the first movie is that anything you send to the past via time travel will have already appeared BEFORE you send it. There are no alternate timelines, there is a single timeline, with a causality loop, in which Reese will always meet Sarah, John will grow up and send Reese into the past.
@N-GinAndTonicTM
@N-GinAndTonicTM 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge Jeremy's impression of Michael Biehn?
@uplift204
@uplift204 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was from the film😂😂😂
@JohnBillings83
@JohnBillings83 4 жыл бұрын
Yea that was awesome
@MrVohaul
@MrVohaul 4 жыл бұрын
It was an excellent point that Tim Miller seems to have completely bypassed. It doesn't feel pity or remorse... until it does?
@evie8078
@evie8078 4 жыл бұрын
@@uplift204 same hahaha!
@CassDaMan1138
@CassDaMan1138 4 жыл бұрын
I legit thought it was him.
@michaelcortez1531
@michaelcortez1531 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy, your re-working of key dialogue and impressions made the realization that yet another beloved story is ruined makes this even more heartbreaking.
@AlBrownComedy
@AlBrownComedy 3 жыл бұрын
Your Arnie voice is just... amazing. You nearly got me in trouble at work watching this with headphones on lol.
@virticalabsence
@virticalabsence 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is slowly but surely turning into the critical drinker.
@MrHuck
@MrHuck 4 жыл бұрын
Austin Teel Fixing to watch Critical after this. Lol.
@brah9649
@brah9649 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Mateocabrera2389
@Mateocabrera2389 4 жыл бұрын
Austin Teel who the hell is that
@edge3220
@edge3220 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mateocabrera2389 A great youtuber. Also check out Possum Reviews and Dr Shaym.
@chriscorley6478
@chriscorley6478 4 жыл бұрын
Killing John Connor without any real creative effort is a writer's crime.
@fict.ion-atx
@fict.ion-atx 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Corley almost as bad as killing off Luke Skywalker in the blandest way possible
@chriscorley6478
@chriscorley6478 4 жыл бұрын
@@fict.ion-atx True. Very true. ☕ Although, it did appear Luke had his fate in his own hands -- but I never bought that Luke actually died.
@windsonma8209
@windsonma8209 Жыл бұрын
What's the Real Crime is that John Conner's Death was in Vain.
@mathiasrain1480
@mathiasrain1480 2 жыл бұрын
This movie actually reminded me of Aaron Eckharts line from The Dark Knight Rises where he says, "you either die a hero or u live long enough to see yourself become the villain", and that's the Terminator franchise now its been around so long its become the villain of its own legacy
@danyarstudios
@danyarstudios 3 жыл бұрын
I had to playback like 3 x for Kyle Reese part.your voice was solid!
@TheShiwanthasr
@TheShiwanthasr 4 жыл бұрын
Terminator 1 , Terminator 2 + Alternate Ending = This is the True Terminator Franchise
@RabbiSteve
@RabbiSteve 4 жыл бұрын
Amen! That's all I ever needed, wanted and have seen and will ever see.
@twistedmetal56
@twistedmetal56 4 жыл бұрын
What's the alternative ending??
@JohnnyUndaunted
@JohnnyUndaunted 4 жыл бұрын
@@twistedmetal56 Skynet ceased to exists in the new timeline and John Connor is now a senator with a daughter. It's kinda cheesy to be honest, but in retrospect it might as well be the canon ending to the series, since everything after T2 has been garbage.
@twistedmetal56
@twistedmetal56 4 жыл бұрын
@@JohnnyUndaunted oh okay, yeah it could have ended there...
@TheTruthfulAsshole
@TheTruthfulAsshole 4 жыл бұрын
Original ending. Cameron didn't film another.
@kingstonanith
@kingstonanith 4 жыл бұрын
So bathrobe is basically for honest ranting? Loving it though
@muqe2994
@muqe2994 4 жыл бұрын
Bath robe is when he has a holiday but still have to make a KZfaq video
@everythingisawesome2903
@everythingisawesome2903 4 жыл бұрын
Bath robe Jeremy is the evil and chaotic Jeremy. 😁😅
4 жыл бұрын
Adult men need our bath robes to help us calm down
@Earthslastlegend
@Earthslastlegend 4 жыл бұрын
Hands down the funniest and most hilarious vid you ever posted easy!!! I pissed my pants. The edited Reese scene and your Arnold impersonation was pure genius😂🤣😂😅
@kreissig22
@kreissig22 4 жыл бұрын
Your funniest video yet! Solid Arnold impression. Had me rolling. Bravo
@sdprazak
@sdprazak 4 жыл бұрын
To quote the late great Miles Dyson: “I think I’m gonna throw up.’
@barrontrump3943
@barrontrump3943 4 жыл бұрын
T2 had REAL characters
@Sanderus
@Sanderus 4 жыл бұрын
@Scott Prazak You took that pretty well ;-)
@mar10ssj1
@mar10ssj1 4 жыл бұрын
@@barrontrump3943 Terminator was never meant to be a franchise.
@barrontrump3943
@barrontrump3943 4 жыл бұрын
Mar10 no. James was just lazy
@bigmouss919
@bigmouss919 4 жыл бұрын
KILLING OFF JOHN CONNOR IS LIKE KILLING OFF LUKE SKYWALKER! OH WAIT!
@mitchcowan1446
@mitchcowan1446 4 жыл бұрын
Can I thumbs up this a million times?
@bigmouss919
@bigmouss919 4 жыл бұрын
Mitch Cowan looooooool right man. So ridiculous what these so called franchises have been doing. Just completely shitting on everything they have built.
@Noname-qe7to
@Noname-qe7to 4 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion:I actually liked T-3 kinda🤣
@bigmouss919
@bigmouss919 4 жыл бұрын
Isaiah talks cinema I actually kinda like it to. I don’t necessarily hate any of the sequels. except this movie. Those movies knew they weren’t gonna be better than the first two.
@supermari246
@supermari246 4 жыл бұрын
I think this is worse. I last Jedi would have been done dark fate way. There would been flashback were luke is in the island and emperor just comes and shoots him and then feels bad and starts a moisture farm at That sand place I can’t remember and also started a family.
@ABRANDONZ1309
@ABRANDONZ1309 4 жыл бұрын
7:05 I just watch the movie again and then saw this and was like “wtf I don’t remember it sounding like this but it was so spot on it tricked me” lol
@T--kq3pj
@T--kq3pj 4 жыл бұрын
7:04 LOL that edited scene is just brilliant!
@miketva8363
@miketva8363 4 жыл бұрын
When the director of this film pulled the same move as three director of Ghostbusters 2016 by blaming the fans I knew this movie was Doomed
@OneYuDBZSlayers
@OneYuDBZSlayers 4 жыл бұрын
Wow
@GlacialScion
@GlacialScion 4 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Inzinga What are YOU talking about? No one said shit about Sarah Connor. She's one of the universally-lauded film protagonists up there with Ripley and First Blood Rambo.
@Inspirational28
@Inspirational28 4 жыл бұрын
You killed John Connor and your audience at the same time.
@nuckymancini7013
@nuckymancini7013 4 жыл бұрын
The audience like: WTF
@bestboutgaming3212
@bestboutgaming3212 4 жыл бұрын
How do these scripts get approved
@ajmeyers5661
@ajmeyers5661 4 жыл бұрын
@@bestboutgaming3212 imo, shock value. That and lots of explosions. BOOM! BANG! BOOM again!
@ML-yn9yu
@ML-yn9yu 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty Much!!!
@72wh27
@72wh27 4 жыл бұрын
Best and most insightful review of this movie, hands down... You friggin' NAILED it!
@sebastianalvarez6006
@sebastianalvarez6006 4 жыл бұрын
God, i live for Jeremy's terminator impersonation its hilarious and its the best
@solarsnake
@solarsnake 4 жыл бұрын
The irony. John Connor dying along with the series.
@mish375
@mish375 4 жыл бұрын
Kind of what happens when the studio decides to kill off the central character of the franchise. Audiences don't respond well to that. When I heard they killed off John, there was no way I was seeing this.
@brianschlicher59
@brianschlicher59 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair the Terminator series started to die with T3. Too bad it was a slow death. They went out on a whimper instead of a bang.
@ddeimos9509
@ddeimos9509 4 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how in the world those douchebags can miss the Terminator's formula. It's so simple to please the fans and make money with it. No need to hire the Matrix Revolution team. Recipe: Put a Shotgun and a machine gun in Arnold's hand; Put a bunch of cops trying to kill him, Arnold kills everyone. Done. But they wanted to put powerpuff girls on it. Well Go Woke, Go broke.
@e84fresh
@e84fresh 4 жыл бұрын
That impression of Kyle Reese had me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂
@justinmireles1103
@justinmireles1103 4 жыл бұрын
I agree with you on a lot of this. The biggest problem that I have with Dark Fate is the background story that they gave to Arnold's Terminator. How does an advanced killer robot disguised as a human just up blend in with society for 22 years, get married, adopt a child and start a business. It pretty much undoes everything that happened / was established in T1 & T2. It's also probably because it's been so freaking long since T2 came out. The Franchise itself / multiple time lines have become increasingly convoluted
@singamummy8420
@singamummy8420 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when the marketing for this came out and I was so insanely happy to hear Eddie furlong was coming back, but then heard what they did and was just disgusted I actually felt bad for Eddie
@sifisompila6937
@sifisompila6937 4 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen genesis, not seeing this one... bring on the spoilers
@Thespokenone
@Thespokenone 4 жыл бұрын
Best way to watch them.
@Needler13
@Needler13 4 жыл бұрын
The only two cool things about Genesis. The future war scenes and the T-3000. Wish they just didn't turn John evil, a human cyborg hybrid with nanomachines would have been awesome to explore
@BlazingOwnager
@BlazingOwnager 4 жыл бұрын
lmao you give that movie too much credit. It was "Genisys" because of course it was.
@Rensune
@Rensune 4 жыл бұрын
Genesys is better. Which is disturbing
@Tio_Remi
@Tio_Remi 4 жыл бұрын
same here
@shankypanky8879
@shankypanky8879 4 жыл бұрын
This is Jeremy's best video. Especially the Voice over parts. Never stop drinking that water, Jeremy.
@drzaious8136
@drzaious8136 4 жыл бұрын
Really? His arguments don't hold much weight and it doesn't seem like he put that much thought into the movie. I'm also a life long terminator fan.(26 years) I don't get the TDF makes T1 and T2 pointless argument. You can't get to TDF without T1 and T2. John led the resistance to victory which led to Kyle and the Terminators being sent back in time. That leads to Sarah, Uncle Bob and John stopping Skynet's creation and saving/extending 3 billion lives. The only reason there is another savior is because 3 billion lives were saved. Dani and Grace wouldn't exist without John Connor. As for Legion's creation and the start of another future war. It's like Uncle Bob and John said in T2. Uncle Bob: It's in your nature to destroy yourselves. John Connor: Yeah, major drag huh. As for Skynet sending back Carl and other Terminators. Carl was sent back from 2029 to 1998. When Carl was sent back Judgement Day happened in 1997. So Skynet sent Carl back a year after the bombs dropped to kill John before he could start the resistance. Just in case the original T800 and the T1000 failed their missions. However due to the events of T2, Carl arrives in a 1998 where the bombs never fell. If Carl succeeded and Killed John post Judgement Day. He would probably have reported back to Skynet creating a new loop. This is when Skynet would first learn about John Connor, the T800 and the time displacement machine. Each Terminator that arrives after John's death was suppose to arrive during the Future War. Why? Honestly, I don't know. Anyway, as for Carl assimilating into society and having a family. Terminators are infiltration units, they aren't just efficient killing machines. They're programmed to blend in and learn/adapt based off their interactions. We don't know why Carl decided to help Alicia and her son, but based on his default programing, we do know that Carl would try to assimilate into society in some way. What Kyle Reese says in T1 is him trying to drive into Sarah's head that this is not a man, it's a machine programmed to kill you and until you are dead he will not stop. Not to mention Kyle also says that "these things are new" when talking about the T101. Kyle hasn't had enough interactions with a T101 to know that it can learn and become more human. Even if he did have that kind of intelligence on the T101, Kyle is still right. If a Terminator is programmed to do something, it will not stop until its finished its mission. Carl is what Uncle Bob would have become if he didn't go into the pool of molten steele. At the end of T2. Uncle Bob was starting to understand human emotions to the point that he tells John, "I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do." Sucks he couldn't get past the first part of the movie, but most of the arguments in this video fall apart when you think about them.
@ShakaZ3D
@ShakaZ3D 4 жыл бұрын
@@drzaious8136 agreed. He sounds more like a child than a respectable reviewer. Also his stances are from the viewpoint of how an individual who was at war with the terminators at that moment. Nobody knows what a Terminator does after it complete its mission.
@PollenAinne
@PollenAinne 4 жыл бұрын
@@drzaious8136 Sorry but I find this defense ridiculous excuses. They assimilate into society by acting not feeling. They can act like humans but do not have feelings like one. And if there was a reason the terminator just developed these feelings without being hacked into, then the story should have shown it to us. Otherwise, all I hear are excuses. And I dont get why you continue the "John led the resistance to victory" as a reasoning for the significance of the past 2 terminators. In this timeline JOHN NEVER DID. He DIED when he was a frkn kid. He didnt do SHIT. How was he able to do all the things you mentioned when he is DEAD!!! All that good story we saw should be completely erased. The fact that it isn't erased is a time paradox and is completely dumb. You look at the timeline as if the future can exist before the present... ugh... nothing makes sense.
@shankypanky8879
@shankypanky8879 4 жыл бұрын
​@@drzaious8136 My appreciation of this video was more for the comedy aspect of it. I wasn't honing into his actual arguments, even though I agree with all of it.
@carig121
@carig121 4 жыл бұрын
"we could live in a cabine in the woods somewhere..." Terminator 6 : Amber Alert😂
@adgalanda
@adgalanda 4 жыл бұрын
Insert adam sandler "YOU BLEW IT" meme.
@charliemeyers2449
@charliemeyers2449 4 жыл бұрын
At a point I was like “He’s definitely not drinking coffee.” 6:32 Yep.
@dimitri4457
@dimitri4457 4 жыл бұрын
Of course he isn't. He is drinking water.
@EmeraldBayMovies
@EmeraldBayMovies 4 жыл бұрын
Jameson is the best, dude's got a good taste.
@rewt3406
@rewt3406 4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? He was never drinking coffee. It's water. He said so himself. :)
@mijanhoque1740
@mijanhoque1740 4 жыл бұрын
At this point I only count Terminator 1&2 as canon and everything else after it fan-fiction.
@christophzeit6282
@christophzeit6282 4 жыл бұрын
I count T 1 and 2 as movies. Everything else is shit
@shane3674
@shane3674 4 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly how I see it. Everything after Terminator 2 doesn’t happen in my book.
@wolfmantheimpaler
@wolfmantheimpaler 4 жыл бұрын
I count the cut ending from 2 where it shows John and Sarah in the future with John's daughter at a playground as the real ending
@philingrouille7198
@philingrouille7198 4 жыл бұрын
We could've had a 'solid' trilogy if Terminator: Salvation hadn't been such a fuckin mess.
@HarmonyMan
@HarmonyMan 4 жыл бұрын
Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!!!!
@Devo57
@Devo57 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone talkin about Jeremy’s Kyle impression but not his T-800 impression? He nails Arnold’s voice.
@amadeusdebussy6736
@amadeusdebussy6736 4 жыл бұрын
That Kyle Reese voice-over was the best thing I've seen all week!
@douglasmarkwith
@douglasmarkwith 4 жыл бұрын
"Let's kill John Connor right away, then have the Terminator be an elderly family man who sells drapes. That'll go over great!" -Hollywood
@mikeadams7904
@mikeadams7904 4 жыл бұрын
And a tiny girl is the leader of the resistance now. Screw this film
@Greggorious123
@Greggorious123 4 жыл бұрын
There’s T1 and there’s T2, no other Terminator films exist in my mind
@Reasons2Vote
@Reasons2Vote 4 жыл бұрын
Greg Williams Agreed. This films plot completely invalidates the entire point of the first two movies. None of their struggle is worth anything, the sacrifice of the terminator being lowered into the molten steel means nothing, Sarah and Kyle getting together in the first place has absolutely no meaning whatsoever. It was one of the worst send offs for these characters you could ever do.
@chriscorley6478
@chriscorley6478 4 жыл бұрын
Well, that's because Sarah and John ended the War. End of story.
@jay83
@jay83 4 жыл бұрын
I think after this shit! People will actually now go back AND watch T3" RISE OF THE MACHINES " and realise that, that was actually a perfect ending for the franchise and a well rounded trilogy had it been left there,,, But noooooo people bitching about T3 so much they carried on and brought out more which have been worse
@joshuacarpenter7447
@joshuacarpenter7447 4 жыл бұрын
@Usecriticalthinking Salvation was one of the only ones to actually show John leading the resistance and doing what he was meant to as well
@bhaalspawn34
@bhaalspawn34 4 жыл бұрын
@@jay83 Agreed, loved T3 and also thought the ending was perfect and emotionally satisfying. And heartbreaking, that empty bunker because nobody else in charge made it... and then the radio message...brilliant. It made so much sense.
@asad7132
@asad7132 2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy thank you for pretty much reviewing this film the exact way I felt it. I was totally in denial leaving the theatre. Tried to like it because I waited a year for that shif
@RetroProductionsGrifter
@RetroProductionsGrifter 4 жыл бұрын
looooooooool you really made me laugh out load with the 'You don't have to cry' moment.
@mroctober3657
@mroctober3657 4 жыл бұрын
"Say what... six. Six?" "Yeah, six is good." - Batman (1989)
@GoddessOfWhim2003
@GoddessOfWhim2003 4 жыл бұрын
whoa, isn't this the sixth movie?
@best-movieclips
@best-movieclips 4 жыл бұрын
The death of John Connor was the death of this franchise
@thefury770able
@thefury770able 4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Arredondo it’s been dead since T3, I don’t think you can kill it again
@thefran901
@thefran901 4 жыл бұрын
@@thefury770able It's like they are constantly resurrecting the franchise to kill it again in each iteration.
@connorgolden4
@connorgolden4 3 жыл бұрын
thefury770able T3, TS, and TG were meh films. T3 snd TS could’ve been great but weren’t executed all that well. They smacks to the face of the franchise...DF was a bullet through the brain.
@GREATLFG
@GREATLFG 4 жыл бұрын
Man, one of your best commentary recently.
@mj6258
@mj6258 4 жыл бұрын
I must of watched this at least 50 times now simply for the Kyle Reese voice over - it is absolutely fucking outstanding , some of the best VO i have EVER heard. Truly incredible , thankyou for your skill and the enjoyment i get listening to it. (Watched Terminator just yesterday and was comparing the scene - jaw dropping).
@manchegocheese8529
@manchegocheese8529 4 жыл бұрын
There’s this weird trend in Hollywood at the moment, where writers fetishise destroying (either by killing or compromising) beloved characters from beloved films. Jeremy nails it here when he says, do that but with your own characters. They do it for shock value, but in doing so completely disregard the how and why the series matters at all. It’s extraordinarily ignorant... If you kill John Connor in the manner they did the whole of T1 and T2 mean ZERO. They mean nothing. Worst of all, he is replaced and that character is given more screen time in half a film being a resistance leader than John Connor has ever been given. For 35 years all we’ve wanted is John Connor leading the resistance. Now the resistance doesn’t exist, but kinda does, and is lead by someone else... it’s so fucking stupid. And Carl selling drapes, living with a family, wow, my god. In fairness, that was actually magnificently enjoyable in a ‘what the hell are they doing, why are they doing this?’ Then there’s the whole multiple terminators throughout time... Kyle Reese explains in T1 that Skynet sent the T-800 back because they’d lost. It was a last roll of the dice. Kyle followed him through and it was just him and the machine... it’s beautiful in its simplicity.
@Goraka91
@Goraka91 4 жыл бұрын
We're in a 'postmodern' phase with movies it seems. Postmodernism being a fancy word for crap that thinks it's smart. I hated that stuff in books, the art is awful, the buildings look like shit and now it seems intent on ruining the medium of film.
@manchegocheese8529
@manchegocheese8529 4 жыл бұрын
Goraka91 I think films like this and others are constructed to ride criticism by provoking what they can sell as backwards thinking. ‘Oh, our film is full of Mexicans and the central hero of the story is a woman protecting a woman and an undocumented Mexican immigrant? Oh, what, at one point they’re detained trying to enter America and thrown in a camp? Now that you say it out loud I see how some may think it’s a politically motivated thing... but we just wanted to write good characters, at no point did gender or anything come into it...’ ‘Oh, you just didn’t like it because you’re racist/sexist etc’ no - people have got issues with it because you made two far superior films redundant. They think they’re being subtle, they think they’re being clever, but it’s so on the nose and obvious.
@manchegocheese8529
@manchegocheese8529 4 жыл бұрын
LTopomcFly I think writers do it to seem shocking and derive a kind of weird pleasure out of winding people up. They, the writer, are the ones who get the satisfaction and gratification from being controversial.
@ForceMaximus84
@ForceMaximus84 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's more about, "Well, we can't come up with anything new ourselves or live with the possibility of our new thing crashing and burning, so let's just redo established stories and franchises, but with female and/or non-white characters, so we don't have to think about it.". It's feels more like laziness in the name of wokeness than shock value.
@AlexGraphicD
@AlexGraphicD 4 жыл бұрын
ForceMaximus84 but the thing is that they still don’t produce economically successful franchises by doing this. So what’s the point of reusing established classic movies and in the process destroy their legacy if your “awoke” reboots fail to be a box office hit?
@mirkecWii
@mirkecWii 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else watch this because they dont want to watch the movie XD
@captainbryce1
@captainbryce1 4 жыл бұрын
TheCreepingDeath1984 Yup!
@conchosewing
@conchosewing 4 жыл бұрын
vast majority of T1 and T2 fans :D
@jamesesparza6893
@jamesesparza6893 4 жыл бұрын
This is like the 10th time i watched this. Jeremy love to see more of these they are highly entertaining!
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