Carrot and Stick 2 vessels an enemy shouldn’t mess with.
@kitsu5245 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget about the sister pair. F about, and Find out.
@kennethhummel4409 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the pair that show up after they find out about Carrot and Stick@@kitsu5245
@michaelklim8277 Жыл бұрын
Seeing a diplomatic vessel named "Carrot" instantly gave me quite the devilish grin. Good story and good narration as always.
@FireLover7004 Жыл бұрын
Alien: take a human planet. Human: "Give it back." Alien: "No" Last transmission from now extinct Alien
@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын
Naming a colony Roanoke is like naming a cruise ship Titanic. Just saying
@noppornwongrassamee8941 Жыл бұрын
Or a sub...
@Nyet-Zdyes Жыл бұрын
Or naming a blimp/dirigible "The Hindenburg".
@SeedlingNL Жыл бұрын
@@Nyet-Zdyes Nah... the only thing remarkable about that was that it was the first major accident on live television and the words "Oh the humanity" that became one of the very first memes... it also was such a blow to the reputation of this mode of transport that it ended the era of zeppelins... A British zeppelin has the 'honor' of the most casualties when it dove into the ground during a storm in France, and the 'overcompensating' prize goes to the Ahlhorn disaster, that saw 5 zeppelins destroyed, 15 casualties and 137 injuries.
@meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2 Жыл бұрын
Sydney Cove would have been better. After all it is the point of origin of the authentic white super race, their ancestors having been hand picked by some of the best judges in England.
@kimcooper47517 ай бұрын
Using wife's phone today not her opinions If my memory is correct ( and I lived in Richmond) the Roanoke colony just kind of fizzled out died off and disappeared yep not the best of choices
@EAZ36588 Жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the ship's name was carrot I knew we would soon be meeting another one named stick. 🙂
@mcrib8330 Жыл бұрын
I must thank you, before finding your channel I had not heard of hfy, now it's my guilty pleasure. Can't get enough. I understand you are having some health issues, I hope you are okay. My prayers are with you
@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the kind words
@Maj_Kasul Жыл бұрын
❤
@maxdejong4203 Жыл бұрын
In the immortal words of Theodore Roosevelt “ speak soft but always carry a big stick”
@timobrien28135 ай бұрын
Was that not Jefferson? UKUK
@maxdejong42035 ай бұрын
@@timobrien2813 nope
@maxdejong42035 ай бұрын
@@timobrien2813 do your research on presidential policies
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
of course it was a marine ship named 'stick' thanks for the story and narration
@jukkiivi4282 Жыл бұрын
Carrot and Stick? Classic. Thanks for finding and narrating this gem of a story! For the Author, May He Write Moar! For the Narrator, May His Operations Be Successful and Recovery Quick! For the Algorithm, May It Always Favor the Skverrel! For the Beard, May It Regrow Quickly!
@maurizioginanneschi9402 Жыл бұрын
I join all the wishes!
@brokeandtired Жыл бұрын
@@maurizioginanneschi9402 I want more The Nature of Predators. I guess author needs a break or waiting on another mass Episode dump?
@melkiorwiseman5234 Жыл бұрын
I've heard tell that this interpretation of the phrase "the carrot and the stick" is probably incorrect, in that the phrase was supposedly intended to imply reward and punishment, but the phrase was actually describing the scene where one dangles a carrot in front of a draft animal's nose in order to encourage it to move ahead... and the carrot is dangled on a string tied to... a stick. So "the carrot and the stick" refers exclusively to encouragement by reward.
@E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V11 ай бұрын
One of the things I love about this channel. It's subscribers. I've been listening to Creepypastas for years. I have a few favorite channels. The readings are excellent, and the narrators regularly thank the authors. But their subscribers don't. As if the narrator alone made up the stories. Ignoring the writers and not giving them credit. I have discussed this with many of them in the past, and they all pretty much say the same thing. The writer would be nothing without the narrator. That's when I tell them. There would be no narrator channel, without the writers. At that point they just start insulting me. I like the fact, that the subscribers of this channel, regularly also thank the writers for their wonderful stories.
@barelyasurvivor1257 Жыл бұрын
They fecked around and found out! May the Holy Algorithm always bless your readings.
@mateuszbanaszak4671 Жыл бұрын
Great way of ship naming. For the gorgeous beard, for the algorithm, for the health of our handsome narrator !!!
@tmsern4341 Жыл бұрын
I love your narrations, TOP NOTCH! Best recovery from your surgeries you have coming up, We are always here to support you and your channel! Otherwise the nanite swarm will steal my other sock and I'm running out of socks quickly hahhaha 🙂 Cheers.
@ReaVen443 Жыл бұрын
I love the naming sense of these Terrans
@TheJasonBorn Жыл бұрын
lol, the ships' names were Carrot and Stick. That is simply outstanding.
Жыл бұрын
Reminded me of the "Professor proves STICKS are the best weapons" video from Shadiversity (I think, it was an April Fools publishing, but I am not certain).
@muninrob Жыл бұрын
Giant planet killing dreadnaught: *sigh* "You still misunderstood the story, *THIS* is a Carrot class diplomatic frigate. The Stick class are light cruisers armed with *military* weapons."
@valtiel2589 Жыл бұрын
IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY ALGORITHM I HEREBY SACRIFICE THIS TYPING OF LETTERS!!! and also, lovely narration as usual, good to see you are taking it slow and careful :)
@calvingreene90 Жыл бұрын
The Gret ducked around and found out.
@jjdg88 Жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, I heard the name of the ships and thought "huh, those are some weird names for human ships." But then you read the last lines and it finally clicked.
@DonPatrono Жыл бұрын
well the terrans walked softly and carried a big stick indeed Teddy Roosevelt would be proud
@danijelandroid Жыл бұрын
I was confused when the diplomatic ship was called Carrot. Still didn't make the connection when the warship was called Stick (just found it a good name for a warship) until the last sentence.😅😂
@darwinskeeper421 Жыл бұрын
So with Terrans you get the option of the Carrot or the Stick? Classic! I hope that our narrator's operation goes well, that he recovers quickly and that he remain in good health for a long, long time.
@Maddog306010 ай бұрын
Humans being kinda cold and ruthless here, sacrificing an entire colony in detail just to learn about the enemy.
@XR171 Жыл бұрын
Fantasia job! You really captured the tone and spirit very well!
@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын
Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@Shadow.Dragon Жыл бұрын
ROFL!!! So the Terran Republic's diplomacy is based on President Theodore Roosevelt's foreign policy: "speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
@emilynelson5646 Жыл бұрын
It worked back then. It'll work now!
@2jlee Жыл бұрын
Great use of the carrot and stick. Best wishes for your health.
@giin97 Жыл бұрын
Aight, hearing the ship named "Carrot" sent me 😂
@Questor-ky2fv4 ай бұрын
Thanks for the good story! I'm filing it my audio dramas folder, but part of me also wants to file it in my humor folder. However, some of the descriptions are rather violent, so I won't do that.
@darksider111 Жыл бұрын
Love it; Great Writing (and of course Great Narrating) , I Hope to hear more from them
@davidedbrooke9324 Жыл бұрын
Go softly but carry a big stick is my favourite saying.
@Darkinu29 ай бұрын
As soon as they strung up those children, I knew they were fecked. 2 ships called Carrot and Stick 😂😂
@christianking4002 Жыл бұрын
I really loved this one ❤ 😁
@Ryu_D Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@xessq1 Жыл бұрын
Ya gotta love Big Stick Diplomacy
@juliane.mfarias9285 Жыл бұрын
Looks like the lessons of Tsun Zu hadn't been forgotten
@peterwalls-qf7ii Жыл бұрын
When a carrot, is not a carrot? When its poisoned!
@verilyheld Жыл бұрын
Three world wars? Please. We've had at least seven! The Seven Years' War, the Napoleonic Wars, War of the Spanish Succession, all count as world wars.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын
''we thought ouer message was clear'' oh sweet ..succulent.. alien ,the message was very very clear ,you just failed to consider any other reaction then what you desired..
@victortahlor403811 ай бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@LegendStormcrow Жыл бұрын
Technically we've already had 3 workd wars. The last war between the French and English hit a lot of continents.
@ckl9390 Жыл бұрын
And lasted over a century.
@kclark8266 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if we had to pull out the cart and horse.
@mattwallace963 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU AGRO
@goldiegolderman1842 Жыл бұрын
*AS A RABBIT I SUPPORT CARROTS*
@KirelRed Жыл бұрын
loved this one
@oakenshadow6763 Жыл бұрын
Take the carrot. It's easier to eat with the teath you will lose from the stick.
@florianfehlmann3679 Жыл бұрын
Will there be more nature of predators pls ❤
@cordellpatrick9517 Жыл бұрын
I think he caught up so he's waiting for there to be like 50 more then where he stopped
@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын
I am scheduled for 2 surgeries this year. The recovery time for each is at least a month so for the rest of the year I will only be doing TFOS to appease the algorithm and have enough backlog for people while I recover.
@deus0rcinus889 Жыл бұрын
Take as long as you like buddy. We will be here for your return
@thomaskelleyjr.1671 Жыл бұрын
The terrains will speak softly and if you don't listen they will use their big sticks.
@mattbrown5511 Жыл бұрын
Just a little carrot to help the channel grow. Be well narrator. Heal thoroughly.
@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын
Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo You get ONE WARNING. They didn't heed it.
@hilmarheathkliff9511 Жыл бұрын
thumbnail not found? stay healthy and happy
@MerutsAurelius Жыл бұрын
Good story
@zanderstevens7581 Жыл бұрын
Its not a stick its the whole damned tree
@maurizioginanneschi9402 Жыл бұрын
Nice story, great narration! 😊
@xxXXRAPXXxx Жыл бұрын
Well look at the time, its KILLING XENOS O CLOCK.
@grogvaughan5649 Жыл бұрын
For The Algorithm & For The Author & For Your Health.
@nigelsmith7366 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant narration as usual bro👍👍
@lupaswolfshead9971 Жыл бұрын
Hmm more like a twig they didn't glass the capitol
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Жыл бұрын
Nah, stick is for capturing the world. The Terran United Navy Big Stick, is for glassing planets.
@lupaswolfshead9971 Жыл бұрын
ill give you that one nice take on the stick @@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kaliban4758 Жыл бұрын
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178as in walk softly and carry a big stick?
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Жыл бұрын
@@kaliban4758 of course.
@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын
neat
@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
Greetings O noble and bearded Narrator!
@KualinarАй бұрын
The proverbial carrot and stick... Very apt. I'm the carrot. You should accept my offer. We don't. We'll never accept any offer from an inferior race. Other ship decloack : Let me present myself. I'm the stick. Now, you deal with me. It'll be rather unpleasant for you, but, don't worry, it'll be quick.
@jakemallory4239 Жыл бұрын
not sure on surgery date so good luck now.
@OGSontar10 ай бұрын
The TRW Stick, no doubt to be followed by the TRW FAFO. Hope you kissed your mate goodbye...er...goodnight...meh, same difference.
@wyrmhand Жыл бұрын
For the almighty algorithm
@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@ethanthevagabond8645 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who couldn't find a definition for "greticide"? It even comes up as a misspelling when I type it here.
@Wotan874 Жыл бұрын
"Gret" is the alien race, so Greticide is their name for what we call genocide on the Gret race
@mouserr Жыл бұрын
hmmm ... definitely no phallic msg there ...nope none whatsoever