Tesla Cybertruck: A Tragedy On Four Wheels

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@AdamSomething Ай бұрын

About a third of the comments be like: "Uh, I was going to give this video a chance, but calling out Elon Musk at the beginning for spreading N*zi conspiracy theories really shows your political biases!" Damn dude, got me. I don't like N*zis and their conspiracy theories.

@garretthunter2916 Ай бұрын

🤯

@kevincannon2269 Ай бұрын

speaks volumes about them

@DrRumsmuggler Ай бұрын

And what Nazi conspiracy theory is he spreading?

@ashb712 Ай бұрын

It's almost like those people are also probably nazis or something 🤔

@_jpg Ай бұрын

Replacement conspiracy was literally one of the reasons the N@zis introduced the Nurnberger laws, so...is shows Musk's political bias at best

@cholling1 2 ай бұрын

I'd call the cybertruck a "clown car," but clown cars famously have lots of storage space.

@AnangRabo 2 ай бұрын

More like M1126 panzer wannabe. Went you want to make cool looking tank but end up as almost working pick up truck.

@SanityDrop 2 ай бұрын

@queenbey6678 2 ай бұрын

It's a clown car because you'd have to a clown to buy one

@JohnSmith-xv1tp 2 ай бұрын

Damn, that actually got a good laugh out of me

@toweypat 2 ай бұрын

LOL

@marcussantiago 2 ай бұрын

"Yeah bro it's bulletproof, just don't drive it in the rain" - a perfectly normal reasonable sane thing to say about an $80,000 car

@toomanyaccounts 2 ай бұрын

1920-30s cars were more bulletproof nor did they require gasoline as the washing medium

@furrysunny1300 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Markfr0mCanada 2 ай бұрын

It's a perfect case of elite projection. He doesn't maintain or even wash his own car, he has staff for that, so it doesn't matter to him that rain rusts it. It also looks like a 12 year old's drawing, which tells you about his maturity. Maturity is something you gain by overcoming challenges, which is impossible when you don't face any because you were born rich.

@scottabc72 2 ай бұрын

Come on now, you can drive it in the rain- you just have to dry it off quickly which also gives you a chance to also remove any bird droppings

@skeetsmcgrew3282 2 ай бұрын

Tbf bulletproofing IRL is notoriously heavy and does make them highly likely to roll during a storm. But it's actually only kick proof so...

@Banzai51 Ай бұрын

"At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth." When he made that statement, all of Metro-Detroit erupted in laughter.

@CODY1989........... 23 күн бұрын

He can't even get body gaps all the same...

@trainape 22 күн бұрын

Yeah my neighbor that works as a Ford assembly line worker knows far more about manufacturing then Musk ever will

@pamacell1102 19 күн бұрын

He thinks he is a genius idiot, but I think he is a lucky scammer. Just a matter of time, he will get caught.

@consumerofbepsi5254 19 күн бұрын

@@pamacell1102what's the name of the guy? I forgot his name but Sam o nella did a vid on him. The guy who made "a pickle for the knowing ones" musk kinda reminds me of him

@over1498 18 күн бұрын

Oh yea? How's that expert metro Detroit doing the past 15 years

@polnoeceloe Ай бұрын

What frightens me most are these sharp corners; if such a car runs over a person, it can cause terrible slash wounds and even amputation of limbs. That's why all cars do not have sharp corners, you care about people's safety

@radstevens Ай бұрын

serves you right for being a pedestrian !

@lara-ce2kg 27 күн бұрын

Considering how heavy it is.That's the last of your worries if this thing runs over you.

@polnoeceloe 27 күн бұрын

@@lara-ce2kg Even if this car is stationary, a child on a bicycle or a skateboard could crash into it and be seriously injured

@danielbecker2463 26 күн бұрын

@@polnoeceloe Totally agree. It is a well known fact that small cars are made out of cushions an pixie dust. Therefore a child on a bicycle crashing into stationary small car will never get seriously injured.

@gotohyoshihisa3971 26 күн бұрын

@@danielbecker2463 Brute force injury from hitting a blunt object(in this case a Car) is one thing, receiving deep cuts because of the unnecessarily sharp and boxy edges are another thing

@jonlee2217 2 ай бұрын

I know one good fact about the Cybertruck. It's banned in the UK and Europe for not meeting any of our safety standards, so I'll never have to see one on the road.

@ejaz787 2 ай бұрын

thankfully, the uk is still in europe

@HM-hu4hu 2 ай бұрын

How can it be banned if it was never launched there in the first place?

@ronrolfsen3977 2 ай бұрын

@@HM-hu4huHow are you going to launch a car that did not pass the safety test?

@robertide5182 2 ай бұрын

It's not banned. They haven't even tried to release it there.

@robertide5182 2 ай бұрын

@@ronrolfsen3977Have you put it through the safety test? The F150 Lightning is in Europe, it's the same width and has a HIGHER front end which would be even more dangerous for pedestrians.

@JackRannoch 2 ай бұрын

Coming from someone who works in Tech. Apart from crunch work-culture, 'Tech-bros' are probably the worst thing to have happened to our field.

@uss_04 2 ай бұрын

So much for the tech-optimism we had 2 decades ago.

@cubedude8690 2 ай бұрын

2nd place furries edit: someone reminded me that bronies exist in a reply so bronies actually take the number 2 spot

@MazusChannel 2 ай бұрын

agreed

@alaeriia01 2 ай бұрын

@@cubedude8690 nah, furries are responsible for keeping your Internet working.

@toyotaprius79 2 ай бұрын

Traders tho ... Look up Gary's economics

@TatankaTaylor Ай бұрын

That stupid truck looks like the 1st car that my nephew ever drew using the "line" tool on MS Paint.

@willbohland3698 Ай бұрын

That actually answers a lot of questions about this truck. The only question I have left is, who's wearing their wife's Sunday best? There's no F'ing way. Amirite?

@KafshakTashtak 21 күн бұрын

He should have trade marked the design. Could sue Tesla right now.

@MajorOctofuss 19 күн бұрын

Ps 1 graphics

@outcastmoth78kaminski4 18 күн бұрын

😮 ohhh my God... you're right... I've drawn this kinda car on a monitor that only had grey scale and various patterns to indicate things...

@scanspeak00 17 күн бұрын

Who knew your nephew is a genius!

@Vikturus22 Ай бұрын

fun fact. In NZ this car cannot be road legal. It does not meet safety standards due to the body being stainless steel lol ( also due to the fact that the front is like a guillotine if you were hit by the car )

@psirvent8 27 күн бұрын

Same in the UK and Europe. In fact I wonder how many jurisdictions actually allow it apart from the US itself.

@Lurch-Bot 16 күн бұрын

I wonder if it is legal in South Africa...considering they aren't too fond these days of people who enslaved their ancestors in emerald mines, or their descendants, I would guess they have the opposite of a waiver for the vehicle. A specific rejection regardless of the regulations. But, on the other hand, they paroled Pistorius after just 11 years...His defense was just nonsensical and it was almost certainly intended.

@jacknedry3925 6 күн бұрын

DeLorean?

@Vikturus22 6 күн бұрын

@@jacknedry3925 don’t have in nz

@dotanuki3371 2 ай бұрын

For a doomsday vehicle, you'd want something that can run on banana peels and cow piss, not something that shuts down when it can't phone home to verify that you've paid your blinker fluid subscription.

@reditoao 2 ай бұрын

No. You'd want a rust bucket of a 'truck' that short circuits driving over a puddle

@noobking2335 2 ай бұрын

Blinker fluid is vital to all aspects of the vehicle 👨‍🔬

@Pseudo-Fraxineus 2 ай бұрын

oh, perfect description.

@silvy7394 2 ай бұрын

Uh, when doomsday hits you cant pump or produce gasoline anymore, and the remaining supply will become useless in a few years as gas ages. You can still produce your own electricity easily with resources that are literally everywhere

@dotanuki3371 2 ай бұрын

@@silvy7394A diesel engine can run on stuff you can grow on your field, like rape seed oil. A fully mechanical drive train you can fix and maintain in your garage, semiconductors, not so much.

@goatsfordays2451 2 ай бұрын

I like how Tesla's idea of 'futuristic' is making very basic mistakes that other car manufacturers stopped making in the 70s.

@nanda_ 2 ай бұрын

Comes with the territory when re-inventing the wheel, hater.

@geraldscott4302 2 ай бұрын

Some of the best cars ever made were made in the '70s. I own three of them. Still run like new, and don't break down. Don't spy on you, don't take control of the vehicle away from you, and have beautiful designs, both mechanically and cosmetically. FJB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUMP 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@MaticTheProto 2 ай бұрын

@@nanda_i.e. making the wheel overcomplicated and just bad?

@hansmemling2311 2 ай бұрын

@nanda_ I’m pretty sure their point was that tesla’s (Musk) arrogance doesn’t match their performance. Their point wasn’t that it’s not ok for a company making mistakes.

@WowCreativeUsername 2 ай бұрын

@@nanda_The wheel that falls apart you mean?

@tonytooshort 13 күн бұрын

Imagine buying a brand new $80,000 dollar car that rusts 11 days aftr purchase. 😭

@daniellarge9784 4 күн бұрын

I buy my card second hand and they come pre rusted. None of that waiting 13 days for it to appear.

@jad1079 24 күн бұрын

"If you don't know who Adin Ross is, good for you." 😂

@desdenova1 23 күн бұрын

Everything I've learned about Adin Ross has been non-consensual.

@FlameDarkfire 2 күн бұрын

@@desdenova1that sounds like his MO

@user-zb8tq5pr4x 2 ай бұрын

It's hilarious to me how absolutely every siingle aspect of this shit is instantly illegal anywhere in europe.

@ivy_47 2 ай бұрын

I never quite realized the full extent of our lacking auto regulations in the US until looking at this LOL. I guess windshield wiper stocks and dashboards behind the steering wheel were just something everyone was doing out of good faith in the US

@pennyforyourthots 2 ай бұрын

I'm not even sure these things will pass state inspections in a few years.

@legouniverse8976 2 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure the US has almost no regulations, combine that with the US having some of the widest lanes in the world, and you get the US car traffic incident rates.

@jarigustafsson7620 2 ай бұрын

Seen people "fix" their cars with insulating foam and passing mot... US 🤦‍♀️

@FreedomPuppy 2 ай бұрын

@@ivy_47 I visited NC once, and as a Dutchman, I have to say: Americans have obnoxiously loud cars. Like, seriously. Is that a design choice?

@FTZPLTC 2 ай бұрын

My favourite Musk lie about the Cybertruck is the part where he kept telling the engineers this story about how his son asked him "why doesn't the future look like the future?", and that this prompted him to want to make this gross low-poly Tonker toy. The telltale giveaway that this story is false is that it involves one of Elon's children talking to him.

@paireon3419 2 ай бұрын

Oof. Third-degree burn right here, folks.

@jamesmeow3039 2 ай бұрын

Elon Musk can't find his children since they keep changing their names and not responding to his calls

@valivali8104 2 ай бұрын

That was insulting towards Tonker toys...

@tamsi6768 2 ай бұрын

@gustavogoesgomes1863 2 ай бұрын

the funny thing also is that tesla could easily have designed and manufactured a normal, functioning car with the same aesthetic, but elon wanted it to be "innovative" and "disruptive". so, how do you construct a car differently than other manufacturers, that has been perfecting their designs in every single conceivable way for multiple decades? that's right, you try to reinvent the wheel and realize why no one has done what you have. because it's garbage 🤣

@andrewholdaway813 17 күн бұрын

A doomsday machine reliant on a still intact electricity grid.

@reillycassel3574 27 күн бұрын

Crazy to think that a truck from the 80s was smaller, safer, got better fuel economy, and could haul more material. Oh and were wayyy cheaper

@midnightflare9879 2 ай бұрын

The cybertruck is so bad, Adam was unable to turn it into a train.

@dmitrybashmakov900 2 ай бұрын

This is underrated

@Hungary_0987 2 ай бұрын

We are done for,holy shi

@brennanmohr7348 2 ай бұрын

Hahahaha

@merelynominal 2 ай бұрын

It should be turned into a fine powder, a pile of fluffy dust

@salemas5 2 ай бұрын

*pod

@hamham_6411 2 ай бұрын

the concept of the cybertruck "being used to intimidate those who can't afford it" while a literal water gun poses a credible threat to it is amusing ngl

@DIVC-1 2 ай бұрын

........i need too develop corrosid base anti cybertruck weapons could make mi rich!!

@cherry9787 2 ай бұрын

@@DIVC-1 Just put orange juice in a water gun

@darylingoteborg3178 2 ай бұрын

Before watching this I googled’does cybertruck rust’ and apparently it’s just surface coat crap that basically wipes off

@Moonhermit- 2 ай бұрын

It does intimidate, in the way that even lightly colliding with one will probably kill us both. A pile of heavy stainless steel plates and flammable electronics that has no crumple zone, attached to a raised chassis with lights that'll blind me, most likely to be driven by a moron who has probably never operated any form of heavier/taller vehicle. Just saying, I'm probably getting decapitated by steel plating while the genius inside gets turned into a meat sack full of bone shards that gets lit on fire when the battery ruptures.

@Philip_Taylor 2 ай бұрын

They will never legally roll down British roads because they are too big/wide and the design is lethal to anyone it touches. Who wouldn't want a razor sharp stainless steel tank, extra quiet due to its electric engine, flying through your narrow street? The single colour option (dull grey) was also a genius touch since it camouflages so well with our dark/rainy environment hahaha.

@punishedbung4902 27 күн бұрын

I like how this steel coffin is vulnerable to rain, sunlight, rugged terrain, the oils secreted from your palms, and mean words, but it will surely slice another car in half when the acceleration pedal which was affixed with glitter glue slides off and wedges itself, making the car plow through traffic, annihilating a family of four. Really, it’s durable and reliable where it matters, in inflicting harm to everyone outside the vehicle.

@tranquilthoughts7233 4 күн бұрын

Also everyone inside the vehicle considering that the cybertruck doesn't have any crumplezone to absorb the energy of a collision. And have you seen how far back the head of the dummy went in the crash test footage tesla released? That's a broken neck if ever saw one.

@michaelk2276 Ай бұрын

Completely unrelated to this video - from the Mayo Clinic Website: "Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance. They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them .... But behind this mask of extreme confidence, they are not sure of their self-worth and are easily upset by the slightest criticism."

@angeladansie4378 27 күн бұрын

Unrelated how? That's the perfect description of Elon

@HungerGamesFan88 23 күн бұрын

@@angeladansie4378 is joke

@princeoflemons212 21 күн бұрын

@@angeladansie4378 ...That's the joke.

@dwightmagnuson4298 21 күн бұрын

Are Trump and Musk cousins?

@JacobPaul-ix7oc 21 күн бұрын

@@dwightmagnuson4298 Who knows? Trump, Obama and Biden are, though. All US Presidents Related to this One King? | SELECTED or ELECTED? | reallygraceful (KZfaq) In a post-American revolution society, it would seem like the divine rights of kings would be a distant memory, but is the reality really so? Do certain bloodlines still hold power within our current government system? And if all US presidents are somehow united in blood, does that mean our leaders are really elected by the people? Or does that mean they’re selected by few? ---All of the US’s “elected” Presidents have been related to King John of England, descendant of Charlemagne. Only Gerald Ford, who was not “elected” into the Presidency, was not related to King John and Charlemagne. Charlemagne was crowned “Holy Roman Emperor” by Pope Leo III. Queen Elizabeth in the UK was (and King Charles is) also descended from Charlemagne. What is the “7 Mountains Mandate” (Dominionism/Dominion Theology)? Supposedly there are 7 “mountains” of global society-Arts and Entertainment, Education, Economy, Family, Government and Military, Media and Religion. (Note: The US voting machines are called “Dominion”.) According to this false teaching, by conquering these 7 “mountains”, the Kingdom of God will be established. Trump, who WILL be reinstalled in the White House (whether by "election" or coup de tat, it doesn't matter) is the Vatican's new "Holy Roman Emperor" whom they have chosen to "save us" from atheistic, "progressive" Liberals (Marxists) by enforcing religious laws and turning the US into a fascist regime in the name of "God and Country". Look up the following: US Public Law 102 dash 14 Seven Laws of Noah Vatican endorses Seven Laws of Noah Trump, the Greatest Supporter of Noah Laws in US History (Israel national news) Trump and 50 US Governors affirm Noah Laws Every President since Jimmy Carter affirmed the Noah Laws (yes, that includes controlled opposition like "progressive" Presidents Clinton and Obama)

@danmorrison8194 Ай бұрын

Somebody on a different video commented “it may be undependable, handle horribly, but at least it looks stupid!”

@ULTRAOutdoorsman 28 күн бұрын

Other than suddenly getting stuck at Ramming Speed and being a boxy piece of shit that will be high-centered in sand or mud, it's actually supposed to handle pretty well for a "truck"

@Jcs57 28 күн бұрын

@@ULTRAOutdoorsmanAs long as it doesn’t emergency brake for dips in the road while simultaneously searching out motorcycles to ram into.

@nicestoriesnottherealstori3006 22 күн бұрын

Eh, at least it is something that actually exists today, unlike most of the other stuff on this channel, and I probably have a realistic shot at owning one one day.

@OrgaNik_Music 18 күн бұрын

@@nicestoriesnottherealstori3006 Oh yeah, you can get a used cybertruck real cheap real soon

@One.Zero.One101 15 күн бұрын

It's hard for people to admit that they've been scammed by a sleazy car salesman.

@Garagantua 2 ай бұрын

Around 99 out of a 100 times anyone say "I know more about this than anyone else in the world", you're witnessing Dunning Kruger.

@blahblahsaurus2458 2 ай бұрын

probably more like 9,999 out of 10,000

@kxjx 2 ай бұрын

There isn't anyone around him who is interested in challenging him. They would rather just nod along and take his money.

@uncle-bin1750 2 ай бұрын

@@kxjxHe tends to fire, threaten or bully those who openly disagree...

@jocramkrispy305 2 ай бұрын

101 times out of 100

@courtneyisaseagull 2 ай бұрын

If anyone believes they know the most on ANY subject in the entire world, it's literally always the Dunning Kruger effect. Huge red flag.

@datchucktaylor 20 күн бұрын

I think I deserve an apology for having Adin Ross brought to my attention

@18Hongo 4 күн бұрын

Oh boy, now would be a terrible time to remind you that Fred Durst exists. Good luck having a nice day after THAT.

@datchucktaylor 3 күн бұрын

@@18Hongo WHY??

@18Hongo 3 күн бұрын

@@datchucktaylor *Evil voice* Because I can! *Flies away crackling*

@giannaleng1897 25 күн бұрын

I feel like the Cybertruck is actually more targeted towards the slightly more affluent middle/higher class, suburban divorced dad who’s afraid of minorities and their potential for being harbingers of the collapse of American culture and the apocalypse, who also wants to get creepy with his 17 year old daughter’s friend. So pretty much just a combination of all descriptors in the video 😂

@fireworkstarter 2 күн бұрын

Its good you cann tell its made for you

@hollyjarvis1131 2 ай бұрын

"You spent 150,000 dollars for a meme, and you feel nothing". Why does this feel so relevant to Crypto, NFTs, and any other hype-based grift?

@2727daqwid 2 ай бұрын

Because it's all backed by Elon.

@TofuRabbit 2 ай бұрын

Because the audience of both overlap pretty much completely lol

@imelatedrn 2 ай бұрын

the highest trim is 100k, the base spec is 61k

@pequenodan1923 2 ай бұрын

Quoting a random fellow when Musk himself said "we dug our own grave with cybertruck": There's no *we* on that shovel, Elon....

@arunkarthikma3121 2 ай бұрын

Yeah it's basically everything Elon does. But hey, apparently they're making Star-Shield spy surveillance now, so Elon will make up for his loss.

@MrDebkumarbasu 2 ай бұрын

Do not shoot bullets at your car. Because it may stain your car.

@Foersom_ 2 ай бұрын

Bulletproof, as long as you adhere to the gangster code that it is unfair to shoot through the windows.

@eXpressYourselfClips 2 ай бұрын

Do not buy this car because it may...

@arcelivez 2 ай бұрын

cause it's badass and super cool

@notovny 2 ай бұрын

That happened with my regular car too. I asked around, and I guess I should have asked the passengers to get out first.

@sshza2143 2 ай бұрын

do not lean on the truck, it may stain it.😫 do not take flash pics of the truck, it may stain it.🤳😮 do not look at it for more then 2 minutes, it may stain it.👀😬 do not tell your friends you were dumb enough to buy one, it may stain it.🗣😳 do not dream about rolling it off a cliff, it may stain it.🥳☹ just don't.😐🤣🍻😁✌😎

@FFVison 8 күн бұрын

I love how this truck is marketed as bulletproof when it isn't even waterproof. I remember Jay Leno talking to someone about the Cybertruck and he said that it had an air filter in it to prevent a mustard gas attack. What if they have a garden hose though?

@Sage24555 Ай бұрын

As a sci-fi nerd who also likes doomsday prepping, I'd rather build a bunker if I were affluent to this degree 🤔

@Etx-z9 2 ай бұрын

Imagine paying 80k for something that looks like a PS1 car with a fridge texture.

@bahshas 2 ай бұрын

yeah thats the point. thats the only cool car made in the last 17 years.

@jointhefist1016 2 ай бұрын

@@bahshas Well... No

@spook9155 2 ай бұрын

Looks like a halo CE warthog in silver

@magfal 2 ай бұрын

@@spook9155hey! The warthog doesn't look that much like a shit.

@lillywho 2 ай бұрын

Dude my arse has got more polygons than this car! 🤣

@rongpirson5250 Ай бұрын

update: the Cybertruck has been recalled due to faulty accelerator pedals truly an unrivalled genius

@TheLastCrusader22 Ай бұрын

"I know more about manufacturing than any person alive today" - Melon Usk

@destroyerofturtles5024 Ай бұрын

They were gas pedals, not brake pedals.

@rongpirson5250 Ай бұрын

@@destroyerofturtles5024 my mistake, fixed

@destroyerofturtles5024 Ай бұрын

@@rongpirson5250 thank you

@thabom9791 Ай бұрын

@@TheLastCrusader22 Sounds trumpian ...

@Solnoric Ай бұрын

There are several divorced dads on my wife's side of the family, and what do you know they all drive those trucks and get creepy around their kid's friends...

@easydoesit83 Ай бұрын

Your wife must be a real winner

@Yawyna124 16 күн бұрын

@@easydoesit83 Eeey, no reason for that. No need to be a jerk towards somebody because they have abusive family members.

@One.Zero.One101 15 күн бұрын

Oh my God so this car is for PDF files?

@kimberlyhood4095 14 күн бұрын

Middle aged men in white trucks, my kids and I made up a song about my ex! Lmao

@TwixtheFox 13 күн бұрын

@@Yawyna124Just someone who's never had to face adversity from family before. Can't fathom anyone else might want to get away from the crazies in their family and live a normal happy life independent of their upbringing. By all accounts I should be a total pile of human garbage. But here I am, way way better than anyone in my "family." People such as the commenter you replied to love throwing random stones for some reason. Unhappy with their lives? Upset they didn't have to go through trauma? Bland personality? Who knows. True mystery.

@dan438 Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure the entire goal of Tesla was to spell out S-E-X-Y with car names. I don't think Musk has any incentive to make another model.

@afrolund80 2 ай бұрын

"A car full of teenagers just laughed at you and you're now $100,000 in debt for a meme." Savage! 😂🤣

@atomsk1972 2 ай бұрын

So brutal lol

@danielfrisk925 2 ай бұрын

It's practically a failing NFT

@docboy989 2 ай бұрын

that's a months old meme he read there though

@BaronOGreymatter 2 ай бұрын

@@docboy989Does that make it untrue?

@ThatsPrettyFunnyMan 2 ай бұрын

Promoting anything Elmo does is basically a loser's badge of honor at this point (or always has been one).

@WestCoastWheelman 2 ай бұрын

Elon really nailed the prison toilet on wheels aesthetic.

@ashtonndlovu9470 2 ай бұрын

😂 Why is this so unbelievably accurate lol

@nordnord8141 2 ай бұрын

I can not not see that now.

@thepolarphantasm2319 2 ай бұрын

I am going to guess that it's less than optimal for use in making pruno

@ArDeeMee 2 ай бұрын

Thanks, I hate it. >.

@ndh06 2 ай бұрын

To be fair prison toilets are easier to clean and don't rust like the Cybertruck.

@thegamingaristocrat7615 25 күн бұрын

I mean at least with the iron throne the danger of getting your skin peeled off by all the swords was supposed to keep the king vigilant or something.

@jaysay7333 25 күн бұрын

i saw one of these IRL for the first time today...... i couldnt help but make a face of pure disgust in the drivers direction. he was notably embarrassed.

@dwightmagnuson4298 21 күн бұрын

I remember when the HumVee first came out there was a web site where you could post a selfie giving the Hummer's the bird. Maybe it'll be resurrected...

@roberts316 20 күн бұрын

/thathappened Imagine fantasizing about this. Do you have literally nothing in your life?

@UnIimited_Power 9 күн бұрын

Oh well, good for him for doing what he wants regardless of opinions.

@keztannis6848 2 күн бұрын

@@roberts316hey redditor, did you forget the "r" or are you trying to not associate with Reddit? 😂

@kalzium8857 2 ай бұрын

The cybertruck is everything you need to know about Elon musk

@thepolarphantasm2319 2 ай бұрын

And that clip of Adin Ross sniffing Andrew Tate's seat is all you need to know about their... whatever it is

@valivali8104 2 ай бұрын

@@thepolarphantasm2319 I wish Tatter saw what Adin did 😈

@tamsi6768 2 ай бұрын

That Clip was just sooo... it Broke somthing in my seeing this

@florinadrian5174 2 ай бұрын

Not everything. There's also the Apartheid Prince story, with the emerald mine.

@thepolarphantasm2319 2 ай бұрын

@@florinadrian5174 I would love to see someone make a Johnny Quest style parody cartoon starring Elon and whatever poor kid his parents bought him to play with (aka his "Hadji") Makes me wonder what his Hadji was named... and how he died, and if Elon watched it happen 😬

@LimeyLassen 2 ай бұрын

I love how "advertised" and "promised by Musk" are 2 separate values.

@lordsnooggums1621 2 ай бұрын

And neither match reality.

@celestialnubian 2 ай бұрын

Bait and switch.

@llpolluxll 2 ай бұрын

@@celestialnubianBait and switch and switch

@asmo1313 2 ай бұрын

I have some snake oil to sell! cures everything!

@jochenkraus7016 2 ай бұрын

@lordsnooggums1621 Yes but 460 instead of 500 miles look like someone could do it somehow while 800, well, I'd say was a bit optimistic

@gamble777888 27 күн бұрын

I find it funny that his musical "genius" ex-wife who was mixing her set in Coachella didn't even know how to beat match and blamed her freaking crew in the middle of the set for uploading her songs into her automatic DJing software and they showed up at twice the BPM. Elon Musk is the billionaire tech "savant" version of his ex-wife basically.

@lordofelectrons4513 29 күн бұрын

Makes me recall the Simpsons episode where Homer designs a breakthrough car for his brother's car company. This goes as well as you expect however Homer's fictional efforts yield a better result than the real world thing seen here.

@yeezystreetteam Ай бұрын

to be fair, i think the rust will give it a more authentic cyberpunk aesthetic

@digimaks Ай бұрын

Should of used rivets and steam engine then!

@rollinlikebuer9059 Ай бұрын

@@digimaks I think you got your punks confused.

@drwalmgc Ай бұрын

@yeezynapkins You should work in marketing, you evil genius. Seriously with ideas like this.

@pnwdrifter5680 Ай бұрын

Copper and brass would be more authentic.

@Z4Zander Ай бұрын

@@pnwdrifter5680A bit soft but least they don't rust

@deadboy9955 2 ай бұрын

"if you are ever in an argument with another car, you will win" Bold words, coming from a car that can be stained by coke and enough sunlight.

@sabretooth1997 2 ай бұрын

Sunlight damages it. Rain damages it. For all we know, clouds, snow and moonlight probably also damage it. It might beat another car, but simple phenomena of nature sure seem to have its number.

@robertkirchner7981 2 ай бұрын

More to the point is that he views vehicular collisions as a competition to see who can cause the most damage.

@courtneyisaseagull 2 ай бұрын

Bold words from a car that is significantly shorter than the base model F150! You'd get run over in a cybertruck lmao

@SKy_the_Thunder 2 ай бұрын

@@robertkirchner7981 Funny thing is, any simple repair for that monstrosity costs more than some cars.

@arunkarthikma3121 2 ай бұрын

@@courtneyisaseagull Nah that's an advantage for the Tesla. It's sheer weight, due to the batteries and low center of gravity will mean that the f150 is gonna topple. Both suck, just saying. If there's anything I dislike more than the Cyber truck, it's the f150

@derpsakry4464 25 күн бұрын

You could probably glue/weld steel plates to a beaten up hilux and get something more bulletproof than a cybertruck.

@Bruh-km9be Ай бұрын

Such a piece of garbage and some people still defends it. What is it that drives them i wonder? Stubborness? Cope? Persistence? Hoping that elon would personally dm them telling them "thank you for defending my trash pet project"? This is just brainwashed behaviour at this point

@J-manli 12 күн бұрын

A lot of it is just worship of the rich. You have to remember that the myth of meritocracy is peddled a LOT in the US which makes people believe that being rich MUST mean you’re capable.

@4Gehe2 2 ай бұрын

As someone who was a fabricator, welder and now I am an engineer, and my speciality is stainless steel. The fact you get stainless steel to stain and corrode is quite easy. I wish people would realise that it is quite annoying material to deal with when it comes to visuals - there is a reason we add layer of chrome on the surface. Go get a fresh sheet of 316L and slap your sweatty greasy palm on it and leave it for few hours in sunlight. The only way that palm print is coming off is with pickling or electrochemical treatment (well obviously you can use abrasives to remove it... but you also literally remove quite bit of basematerial). This manufacturing genious didn't seems to bother consulting ANYONE with even basic experience in working with stainless steel materials.

@vylbird8014 2 ай бұрын

How'd they solve it on the DeLorean? All I've read is that they choose very carefully the exact type of stainless steel.

@whoopsydaisy6389 2 ай бұрын

I'm hoping he makes a tiny submarine next.

@jeffmcdonald101 2 ай бұрын

These things are going to patina faster than a copper drain pipe.

@erinmac4750 2 ай бұрын

@@jeffmcdonald101 I think they're skipping the patina stage, going straight for the holes in the floor where you can set your beer down when pulled over.

@arunkarthikma3121 2 ай бұрын

"I know more about manufacturing than anyone else in the world" ~Elon

@Floccinaucinihilipilificator 2 ай бұрын

Eventually, he'll invent the train, give him a bit more time.

@Niko_from_Kepler 2 ай бұрын

He already did that in Germany. A private train only for the workers of Gigafactory. So, he even messed trains up.

@davidty2006 2 ай бұрын

@@Niko_from_Keplerngl that could still have been worse.

@Niko_from_Kepler 2 ай бұрын

@@davidty2006 yes, a fleet of „Cyberpods“ (or something with an equally pretentious name) on rails would’ve been a nightmare.

@valivali8104 2 ай бұрын

I thought he is allergic to trains.

@mattbosley3531 2 ай бұрын

And there's also the Hyperloop, a train inside a vacuum tube.

@jon9550 Ай бұрын

The entire truck is a joke from a design standpoint, but one of the most egregious design failures is that the lightbar at the front isn't the headlights. Those are tucked up in the small gap above the bumper... the bar that lights up is just there for... looks I guess?

@hempelcx Ай бұрын

There are regulations about what can constitute headlights and a light bar doesn't qualify. So, in order not to lose the look, they made the lightbar purely aesthetic. In terms of bad design decisions that's definitely not one of their worst offenses. Other trucks (like the F150 Lightning) have something similar.

@genuinesaucy 4 күн бұрын

Every time I see a Cybertruck on the road, I feel it's my duty as a sane and responsible human being to point and laugh as loud as I can.

@TheWaxlemon 2 ай бұрын

Elon Musk's statement that he knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth is mindblowing. like a 12 year old who reads a book on dinosaurs declaring they are now a paleontologist

@ge2719 2 ай бұрын

and why is that mind blowing? pretty much every business he runs seems to involve a lot of manufacturing and he seems to be very involved with all of them. I guess you know of some examples of people in the world who know more about manufacturing than he does? Thats a rather odd piece of knowledge for you to claim you have.. you're the expert in knowing who knows about manufacturing?.... like a 11 year old who watches a youtube video and think theyre now an expert.

@drooghead 2 ай бұрын

@@ge2719 Hey guys. I found the Elon simp! The cybertruck is rock solid proof that he doesn't know much about manufacturing. In fact he doesn't know much about human nature, politics, and engineering but he is an expert grifter.

@RazgrizDuTTA 2 ай бұрын

@@ge2719 CEOs don't know sh*t about manufacturing. And that's fine because it's not their job. It's the job of their engineers and they should listen to them about it. But we live in a world where CEOs think they know everything and people worship them as cult leaders. And no I didn't just watch a YT video, I am an actual engineer.

@theultimatereductionist7592 2 ай бұрын

If any metal shop teacher at any trade or technical school in the world publicly said they know more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth, they would be INFINITELY more justified than Musk. Even though then that would be wrong of them to say. Would you defend THEM saying that? I would. @@ge2719

@berend213 2 ай бұрын

@@ge2719He stated that every tolerance on every tesla car should be less than 10 microns "because coca cola can do it". That should tell you enough about his manufacturing knowledge.

@mh-rl4sz 2 ай бұрын

One of biggest challenges for EVs is their mass. Elon: Let make it out of steel to be even more heavy and let make it sharp so when they hit something that they do more damage.

@antony1397 2 ай бұрын

Can you fucking IMAGINE crashing into a body of water in one? Your just fucked, it's hard enough to get out of a sinking car but opening those doors even when the pressure equalizes sounds like HELL underwater.

@mochi_owo 2 ай бұрын

funniest thing about its weight is that a regular driving licence in the eu allows you to drive a car with a maximum total weight of 3.5 metric tonnes while tesla claims the cybertruck can hold up to 8 tonnes, which means you have get an additional license for trucks just to drive it

@janfgfdx5165 2 ай бұрын

@@mochi_owothank god bullshit like cybertruck are illegal to drive in Europe

@OscarOSullivan 2 ай бұрын

To be fair companies like Caterham will probably solve that problem

@valivali8104 2 ай бұрын

Musky claimed that it can float... were those devices taken off?

@DblyaC 5 күн бұрын

As someone who designed and built vehicle and powertrain assembly lines for ford stelantis Volvo GM and a dunnage line for teslas stator assembly. The cybertruck line is a complete joke.

@Gopher286 6 күн бұрын

Elon musk knows more about manufacturing than any other person alive. Meanwhile every successful car manufacturer has an army of experts consulting and figuring out how not to make unsafe cars that can only be cleaned with windex and will literally sever your fingers if the hood closes on them. Maybe Elon needs to hire some more people?

@alfredk471 2 ай бұрын

Musk is the most extreme example of "the emperor has no clothes" in history.

@kiuk_kiks 2 ай бұрын

The emperor also has a tiny 🍤

@slowfuse 2 ай бұрын

Most extreme? What are you talking about? People have been making fun of Musk since the day he was born. He's actually the most extreme example in history of 'a guy who has money and tries random stuff and people on reddit argue about him'

@secondchance6603 2 ай бұрын

He's what use to be called a snake oil salesman, nothing more nothing less. And I'm still waiting for him to unlock my Twitter account that I want to delete that was locked 4 years ago but I won't hold my breath.

@mrnonsense1031 2 ай бұрын

more like "the emperor has no clues"

@nobodysmith8580 2 ай бұрын

He might be the most naked emperor alive on the planet.

@shadician Ай бұрын

Today Tesla recalled every cybertruck ever sold because the accelerator pedals are faulty and can get stuck down. 🤦‍♂️

@lucasmarsula7924 Ай бұрын

And the fix they apply apparently is to stick a screw through the pedal which is super visible and may or may not be even centered, making it look like a 10 second DIY fix

@duncanmacleod7287 Ай бұрын

If you look it up you can see this is not exclusive to the cybertruck, EVs in China suffer from similar issues.

@agoogleuser1188 Ай бұрын

@@duncanmacleod7287mass production ev from very popular companie that was hyped as hell of a low production china ev isn’t really good company

@edzamper5803 Ай бұрын

You cannot even call them "gas" pedals anymore

@phedem9529 Ай бұрын

All cars get recalled. What's the big deal??

@MrSsadab 14 күн бұрын

Wow! I bet the children working in elon's cobalt and emerald mines are super happy they contributed to this! In all seriousness the mega rich are becoming an increasingly big problem. They've always been, but now more than ever.

@fireworkstarter 2 күн бұрын

Why mine emerald? It is useless in fabrication

@paulelkin3531 23 сағат бұрын

@@fireworkstarterI assume it's a reference to how elon musk's parents made their money; owning an emerald mine.

@Snoopmasta 25 күн бұрын

Yeah, this car is for people who want to show they can buy one and the need to be different. It does make absolutely no sense.

@billwheeler1213 2 ай бұрын

The worst thing about watching this video is that i now know who Adain Ross is, and will never be able to forget ..

@JellyusYT 2 ай бұрын

...same...

@OsirisLord 2 ай бұрын

Adin sniffing Tate's chair is everything you need to know about him.

@VonFreklstein 2 ай бұрын

Isnt he the same guy who, by accident, ratted out Tate's plan to escape his house arrest, by telling about it on his channel, like a week ago?

@darksidegryphon5393 2 ай бұрын

The guy who snitched on Andrew Tate.

@darksidegryphon5393 2 ай бұрын

@@VonFreklsteinYes.

@yammt3148 2 ай бұрын

Making people pay an extra $5,000... Just for basic paint/finish protection that comes STANDARD from other manufacturers... What a joke.

@eddgrs9193 2 ай бұрын

It's a Cyberjoke. In order to use Cyberjokes in a conversation, you have to pay extra $5000.

@ittadakimaho 2 ай бұрын

You are not getting a basic paint/finish protection. You get a satin coating which wears off eventually and is easily susceptible to other things .. like tiny stones on a road.. just driving close to vegetation. Someone coughing in its direction .. You wouldn't think elon forgot to make this feature overpriced and useless did you? :D

@bruderbrot5268 2 ай бұрын

If anything, I like the idea of using bare stainless steel. No more expensive paintjobs for a mere scratch sounds great. Apparently they screwed that idea up by using cheap steel. There are (expensive) stainless steels that sustain being submerged in seewater indefinitely without a stain.

@tedmoss 2 ай бұрын

How about never having to worry about it?

@seweso 2 ай бұрын

That's so they can pretend to have a base price which is low. Kinda like Apple does with their ram prices.....

@whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306 16 күн бұрын

"We developed a new material. We call it griftanium."

@kulrigalestout 12 күн бұрын

I love how a singular, solitary built-in ipad for the backseat is one of the best things a $100,000 vehicle has to offer, when you can buy one for about $350 and be able to use it in places other than the backseat of a car.

@Doonit_hard_way_since_65 2 ай бұрын

Musk used a 304 grade stainless steel, DeLorean used 304 in early prototype, but found out it had corrosion problems, and switched to 316, and that caused a whole new set of problems with stamping the harder material, cracking panels, and tears while forming. He is making mistakes that were already made and solved in the late 1970's.

@citoante 2 ай бұрын

His vision of future is from 70-80s movies.

@MyRegardsToTheDodo 2 ай бұрын

So, the Tesla is basically the Kamikoto knive of the car world.

@__shifty Ай бұрын

what is cathodic protection?

@tunneloflight Ай бұрын

And realistically it needed to be a high molybdenum alloy beyond 317 ELC.

@assassindelasaucisse.4039 Ай бұрын

@@__shifty Secularism.

@cdbtheclaw 2 ай бұрын

"if you are ever in an argument with another car, you will win".... A Cybertruck crashed into a 2009 Toyota Corolla and the only one injured was the Cybertruck driver.

@artirony410 2 ай бұрын

what 0 crumple zones do to a mf

@GabrielPettier 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, making a frame so rigid goes against everything we know about care crash safety. I guess he was just a bit off, your car will win, but you’ll die.

@Sammy9262 2 ай бұрын

@@artirony410 There is a crumple zone, something has to give. It's just not the car thar crumples. Only the softest part. So, you better get that stainless steel body for yourself! Just 50000$ and 25 years of wait!

@daltonbedore8396 2 ай бұрын

while that is funny, this quote gives a real insight into musks psychology. hes sees everything as a win/lose proposition and the people he is marketing this truck to do as well

@TruthFiction 2 ай бұрын

Isn't that the one where the truck got a flat tire, and otherwise was fine but needed to be towed because it doesn't have as spare?

@MrDlt123 22 күн бұрын

People used to make fun of Ford Raptor owners as 'posers.' Except that the Raptor is a legit offroad beast. This Cybertruck cant do anything well, except drain your wallet.

@TonyBMan 2 күн бұрын

60k-100k to drive around an Unreal Engine trashcan whose textures never load in.

@butlazgazempropan-butan11k87 2 ай бұрын

I cant belive 2 million people were stupid enough to pre order the cybertruck

@awesometwitchy 2 ай бұрын

I'd wager it's more like 1 million were stupid enough, and the other million assumed they'd be able to re-sell it to that previous 1 million as a robo-taxi business with infinite profitability (and thus a huge mark-up).

@worldofgreenhell 2 ай бұрын

I can

@mandranmagelan9430 2 ай бұрын

well ... :'-D

@euansmith3699 2 ай бұрын

Assuming that those figures aren't just made up to try to promote FOMO.

@TheDpDrifter 2 ай бұрын

I'm wondering how many are bot preorders that never really existed. If you're going to bolster your stock why not generate a bunch of fake preorders.

@massimookissed1023 2 ай бұрын

You forgot to mention that its sharp edges mean it's not allowed on European roads, where its massive weight would require a truck licence to drive it.

@Zeroksas 2 ай бұрын

Who cares about Europe market? It's pickup truck - meaning low demand there. ~18% of all cars sold in N. America are pickup trucks while in Europe less than 1%. It wouldn't be profitable enough anyway.

@rynobehnke8289 2 ай бұрын

@@Zeroksas I guess the care would be that "most countries that actually want to insure that only save vehicles can drive on the roads would never let this one pass" is a good reason for someone to look skeptical at the design when its apparently so unsafe.

@TalesOfWar 2 ай бұрын

@@Zeroksas The only reason pick up trucks are sold so much in the USA is because the "light truck" tax is so low. Manfacturers pay less duty on them then charge customers more. It's a loophole that lets car makers sell you obnoxiously over sized vehicles (they're also exempt from some of the stricter emission requirements) that cost them like 5-10% more to manufacture than a regular sized vehicle, then charge you 70+% more, while having a vehicle that's actually pretty shit as an actual pick up truck and doesn't fit in most parking bays. The beds in modern trucks are smaller than their older models while the cab is bigger. Even on these gargantuan SUV's the internal space is actually pretty crap for something so large. They're mostly just higher up with chunky ass panels and pillars. Also... human biology and phyiscs are identical in Europe and North America.

@bigsyrup8567 2 ай бұрын

Euros aren’t people.

@CRneu 2 ай бұрын

@@Zeroksas To be clear, if you take it by year, light truck sales accounted for nearly 80% of US light vehicles sales in 2023. Or a different way of showing how crazy the US is about trucks, in 2022 there were 170.2 million private and commercial truck registrations in the US vs 98.5 million vehicle registrations for cars.

@kingjames8283 Ай бұрын

I want to see a CyberBeast go head-to-head with a railroad locomotive at speed to see who walks away. Also would be awesome to see one driven off a boat launch ramp to see if it can float.

@DownBelowNagrind 21 күн бұрын

imagine the damage salt water could do to that sucker

@TheHamsterMaster 15 күн бұрын

Someone showed up to my job with one of these monstrosities. Everyone who walked by it in the parking lot would check it out like it's some type of mythical being. I honestly don't get the hype, it looks like one of those oversized silver microwaves from the 90s but in giant size with wheels.

@abysmalist4761 14 күн бұрын

i think thats the point, its a weird car that people want to take pictures of but nobody actually wants to pay for one

@hatientacetlen4246 2 ай бұрын

Rule 1.If your cyber truck comes into contact with any liquid immediately wash it otherwise it will disolve. Rule 2. Do not ever wash your cyber truck or it will immediately melt.

@stephenshowell 2 ай бұрын

And whatever you do don’t charge it after midnight

@shamdonnosnikta9570 2 ай бұрын

@@stephenshowell why I might get a better vehicle afterwards.

@absurt11 2 ай бұрын

Rule 3. Breaking any of the other two rules will void the warranty

@nercksrule 2 ай бұрын

The most hilarious part is that the $5000 clear coat from Tesla can be applied by the end user for the low cost of two cans of clear Rust-Oleum.

@Tate525 2 ай бұрын

@@nercksrule Exactly

@rando521 2 ай бұрын

you know its bad when adam recommends a normal car instead of a train as a upgrade

@colinburke8389 2 ай бұрын

Or instead of a bus. Or recommends a regular TESLA!

@DicoTheRedstoner 2 ай бұрын

Thanks, this made me lol 😂

@snowstormshotgun7230 8 күн бұрын

Funny thing is those high value tents are more weather proof than the cybertruck

@jmurray1110 Ай бұрын

Don’t forget They also tried to remove wing mirrors from car legislation to avoid putting them on this abomination

@zanniliini 2 ай бұрын

Tesla Cybertruck is LITERALLY the Swiss army knife of cars: it has built in finger guillotine, vegetable peeler, vibrator, and more!

@spirz4557 2 ай бұрын

Except the Swiss Knife actually works. Tesla wouldn't even be able to create a working Swiss Knife.

@ndh06 2 ай бұрын

New feature coming soon, fire starter.

@DiamondKingStudios 2 ай бұрын

@@ndh06”Coming soon”? It’s already here! Give ‘em a week and we’ll be utterly inundated with stories of Cybertruck battery fires like the rest of the blasted Tesla lineup.

@cubicbanban 2 ай бұрын

Swiss army knife, but costing 60000$ and taking too much space

@DiamondKingStudios 2 ай бұрын

@@cubicbanban “These components weren’t covered in any of the requirements for my Automotive Maintenance merit badge.”

@ordinal2361 2 ай бұрын

The fact that it has no mechanical steering rack..... Its not futuristic its dangerous and stupid, if those electric motors fail, you cannot steer the car.

@lalilaloe 2 ай бұрын

It's redundant

@sidharthcs2110 2 ай бұрын

If it has redundant components , you shouldn't worry much. Mechanical steering doesn't have redundant steering rods. We went to the moon and back with fly-by-wire , and all the military aircraft are fly-by-wire. This shouldn't distract anyone from the fact that, the cybertruck is a solution looking for a problem.

@unloveableandre 2 ай бұрын

Does your car have airbags? They are not mechanical either. Imagine if they fail while you are driving at high speed. Your gas pedal is also drive-by-wire, if that fail, you lose tthe ability to move. Imagine that!

@aftl_ryz8549 2 ай бұрын

Airbus uses fly-by-wire since years, but they obviously invested way more than Tesla, and seeing Teslas past, you definitely need to be careful!

@ordinal2361 2 ай бұрын

@@sidharthcs2110 no mate, it doesn't have redundancy. There's no steering link, its just a pair of electric motors like fly by wire.

@rearedlogarithm Ай бұрын

Dunking on Musk aside, 4:36 was the most interesting part for me: I recently repaired and painted damage to my car, using primer, paint and clearcoat. I knew that the three layers were important for preventing damage to the metal underneath, but I didn't know how specifically each layer protected the car (primer protecting against UV radiation was surprising). Thanks for the knowledge!

@user-by9qd4wv7o 15 күн бұрын

When you get those new rust patterns on your Cybertruck just tell people it's the "Plaid" edition! 😂

@Blackbubble90 2 ай бұрын

The bicycle not fitting in that 3 ton pickup truck is even funnier for me because I can fit my regular sized bicycle in my 3 door ford Fiesta. Fold down the back seats and it fits

@odisy64 2 ай бұрын

the cybertruck can carry 3 bikes in the rear without having to fold down its backseats, its a 5 seater truck, not a hatchback.

@_BangDroid_ 2 ай бұрын

@@odisy64 No it can't. Are you going to tell us it's amphibious next?

@andrewb4584 2 ай бұрын

@@odisy64It's trash. Forty year old pick ups are more capable and... Will work for forty years. Because they already have. It's no different than their garbage cars. And I owned a P90D/S. I traded it as quickly as I could back to an E-Class. It was a bad car. In every way.... This is a bad truck. PS: I can leave my sixty and seventy year old cars out in the rain, too. I don't. But I could. Same color when it dries off.

@odisy64 2 ай бұрын

@@_BangDroid_ it has a 6ft bed, it definitely can, the cybertruck is rated to wade through 3ft of water, take that how you will.

@odisy64 2 ай бұрын

@@andrewb4584 nope, tucks dont come with 800hp stock, not even semi trucks but i use a lot of trucks for my families construction job, my brother is always buying new trucks and they do tend to have mechanical issues that require shop work. he has a 2022 model S LR, he has zero issues with it. as someone who takes Auto Paint seriously, please dont leave your cars out in the rain, no truck will outlast rusting, its a cancer of the car but the cybertruck will last much longer. just actually try finding a picture of a rusted cybertruck. if you have ever looked at white pain on an old car you may notice tiny rust spots on top of the clearcoat from brake dust contaminates.

@StillNotSorry 2 ай бұрын

My absolute favorite Cybertruck clown fact: At 3,5 tons, this car, if ever being introduced to the EU and Switzerland would be classified as a commercial truck. So you would need a truck license to legally drive it… so your „market“ is: Commercial Truck Drivers that are willing and able to spend 100k on an extremely flawed pickup truck… Good luck Elon!

@CG-eh6oe 2 ай бұрын

Ironicially, it'd be even worse if it was lighter. That frontline would never be allowed on a regular car, only on special vehicles like trains and commercial trucks. Not that it matters anyways, because it seems to violate like 293 other security regulations, but beeing a commercial truck at least lets it get away with those murder edges.

@TEENYcharma 2 ай бұрын

So then what’s the weight limit in the eu? Like, genuinely asking… my 07 tundra is just nearly 3 tons but I’m pretty sure I see them everywhere too

@kugelfischdhi3138 2 ай бұрын

That plus "willing to get an EV that also isn't a truck". They either get a Diesel or just a proper truck. There's a reason why the Otto motor pickup trend has barely permiated the European market.

@CG-eh6oe 2 ай бұрын

@@TEENYcharma3500kg is the limit for a normal car in most places.

@floijd 2 ай бұрын

@@CG-eh6oe... total weight, that is. So the truck cannot be heavier than approx 3 tons, as you still have to factor in the weight of one American driver.

@Ripley2049 16 күн бұрын

It’s like a real truck but without any of the usefulness of a real truck

@revan7383 5 күн бұрын

Bro played Cyberpunk and unironically thinks the real world should be like that

@triangulum8869 2 ай бұрын

“I know more about manufacturing than anyone alive” Forgets that rust exists

@Dysiode 2 ай бұрын

The user manual actually address it and states that the car will develop a "natural patina" over time 😂😂

@theFORZA66 2 ай бұрын

Considering the user manual mentions it, he didnt forget, its intentional and literally a scam

@Godaronful 2 ай бұрын

nah dude, it be way funnier if the explanation was that Elon genuently thinks stainless steel means that it does not get affected by corrosion at all.

@tferuh 2 ай бұрын

you left out "on Earth". He is the only one who needs this at the end of his sentence.

@Gameboygenius 2 ай бұрын

He periodically forgets. Last time he forgot was when building a Hyperloop test track that was all rusty inside.

@lost_boy 2 ай бұрын

At this point, I think Adam Something knows more about Elon Musk's failures than anyone currently alive on Earth.

@doraspoljar697 2 ай бұрын

Thunderf00t might disagree. But adam is close

@SocksAndPuppets 2 ай бұрын

Maybe Grimes.

@Confucius_Says... 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JPduclerc 2 ай бұрын

@@doraspoljar697Don't forget common sense skeptic

@radwanshakfah6938 2 ай бұрын

@@doraspoljar697 yah but thunderf00t repeats the same point and clip like 20 times and makes me want to stare at a wall instead

@dennismasi9736 25 күн бұрын

Elon - It's Stain-less stell, not Stain-proof steel

@SirButtz 14 күн бұрын

"It's called stainless steel so ti can't be stained" - The man who knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on earth

@codrinmicusan446 2 ай бұрын

would truly be a shame if someone poured white vinegar on your cybertruck overnight

@jeffmcdonald101 2 ай бұрын

...or birds poo all over it and heaven forbid you were out of town for a few days. "What happened to you truck man?" "Oh don't worry it's just now permanently covered in $hit stains" ...."No biggie for a player" ehee

@robertkirchner7981 2 ай бұрын

(searches my kitchen for empty spray bottles)

@southernflatland 2 ай бұрын

Let's get some dry unfilled markers and fill them with vinegar 👍

@VadersFirst 2 ай бұрын

I'm sure anyone with a car would be pissed

@dmrr7739 2 ай бұрын

@@jeffmcdonald101…but it comes off with a light sanding!

@BSideWasTaken 2 ай бұрын

"This will surely attract the daughter's 17 year old friend" was such a roast you could have stopped there.

@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 2 ай бұрын

How if it actually works

@simeondrage 2 ай бұрын

Hahaha

@fariesz6786 2 ай бұрын

why would he stop at one roast when the Cybertruck is made out of so many griddle plates?

@KasumiRINA 2 ай бұрын

@@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 overpriced techbro gadgets is the nerd version of roided muscles in a gym: you think it attracts jailbait but only ones falling for that are other bros.

@jailbird1133 2 ай бұрын

She's probably actually 15.....

@justinbarion2269 Ай бұрын

Build me a pickup truck! Sure boss, what are you thinking? One word: ANGULER

@SirButtz 14 күн бұрын

"I want you to design a truck based on what 1992 thought today would be like then run it through a PS1's graphical processor" "Should we make it practical in any way?" "...you're fired"

@johnterrencesmith2148 20 күн бұрын

The other thing is because it doesn’t crumple if you crash into someone the force of the collision keeps going to the inside of the car instead of the crumpling absorbing part of the force.

@Grymgar 2 ай бұрын

It looks like a 7 year old drew a DeLorean from memory.

@thepolarphantasm2319 2 ай бұрын

John DeLorean would weep at this thing's existence... and he was John DeLorean ffs Elon has out Homer-car'ed the DeLorean guy

@benh3518 2 ай бұрын

@@thepolarphantasm2319 There's some kind of poetic irony that a car from the 80s has become timeless (literally in the hands of a certain Doc Brown) while the truck of the future looks like something the Jetsons would call prehistoric.

@thepolarphantasm2319 2 ай бұрын

@@benh3518 Hasbro produced ab Autobot (Transformers) version of the DeLorean from BttF complete with the lightning hook thing as a weapon, faux 1980s TF box art and all... his name is Gigawatt. :) Just sayin', the Cybertruck ain't never getting that much love.

@nmappraiser9926 2 ай бұрын

Yes, this was the truck of the future, in 1986.

@rtmpgt 2 ай бұрын

It has the same build quality as a DeLorean too. If you’ve ever looked at those things up close you’ll find they’re built just as bad as the Cybertruck is. Stainless steel is just a horrible material to build cars with

@shreeramparija7731 2 ай бұрын

You can't even park this truck outside since a dog pissing on it can probably kill it

@FreedomTalkMedia 2 ай бұрын

Well don't park it inside either because if it catches on fire, that giant lithium ion battery will burn down any building that it is in.

@shreeramparija7731 2 ай бұрын

@@FreedomTalkMedia do those issues still exist? I thought they are more on the rate side these days. If they are still exploding, then ev technology is still far from maturity

@hsko8007 2 ай бұрын

@@shreeramparija7731 they don't and pretty much never were. Like your laptop probably won't explode while you're using it, so won't an EV. EVs are not great, but them "catching on fire" is just a dumb shit people say for the sake of hating on them. It's just that every time one does, the press quickly picks it up and makes national news out of it, while regular cars just go unnoticed. If you just think about it: what's more likely to catch fire - a car that has a full storage of highly flammable liquid in it, transports said liquid through the whole car and then lights it on fire to produce energy or one that just has a battery pack? Their biggest problem is them not being sustainable enough to replace billions of cars we have on the globe. But "burning" - certainly not a problem.

@shreeramparija7731 2 ай бұрын

@@hsko8007 makes sense. Then I guess the only problem that needs to be solved is efficiency. But are EVs really the solution towards sustainability? Since most of the electricity is generated from thermal plants which burn coal.

@finrothsmith7995 2 ай бұрын

@@hsko8007 Weeelll no. The batteries do and have caught fire. And they dont go out once started. The same goes for phones, laptops ect. Now to be fair, these devices are not bursting into flames everywhere. But they do go up, and Teslas do just sometimes burst into flames. Oh and they do have a high chance of fire in a bad accident, like the one the guy driving using driver assist, burned si bad the black box was lost. And when they catch, like any lithium battery, they dont go out. Plenty of videos in a quick google search. A tesla battery energy storage site here in Oz, caught fire, spewed dangerous smoke and burned for days. Wasnt even that big of a fire. Should you figure that into where you park it, no. Should you figure that in when thinking of purchasing of a dangerous, low safety rated vehicle, maybe??

@BRUtahn 27 күн бұрын

As an affluent, sci-fi nerd doomsday prepper, i would not be caught dead in a Cybertruck, and i have thought that since the day it was revealed.

@RaeSan_Art 15 күн бұрын

you can’t convince me the first draft blueprint of the cyber truck wasnt drawn in crayon

@vonneely1977 2 ай бұрын

"Let me introduce you to the concept of weather" - C'mon man, Elon hasn't left California in 20 years. He doesn't know what weather is.

@mrmariusi 2 ай бұрын

Yes, I heard every chief of state or PM who invited him took care to invite him only on sunny days.

@pseudonym745 2 ай бұрын

It never rains in California, BU-UT IT POOOORS...😂

@tHebUm18 2 ай бұрын

He lives in Texas most of the time these days, pretty sure. Since, you know, both Tesla and SpaceX have huge operations there.

@feuermurmel 2 ай бұрын

Is it dishwasher-safe? 😂

@llamamama75 2 ай бұрын

Yeah he lives in like a glass house or something, in Texas, which has politics he prefers. Also it's near SpaceX.

@TruthFiction 2 ай бұрын

You completely missed that there is no spare tire. It was so impressive in the first recorded accident involving one where the truck was fine, but since it had a flat tire and had to be towed away.

@MaticTheProto 2 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha

@jonathantan2469 2 ай бұрын

So much for being "Apocalypse-ready"...

@yerocb 2 ай бұрын

OMG, I hadn't heard this. I just looked it up and it costs $1,250 and takes up a large chunk of the bed. Ridiculous.

@MaticTheProto 2 ай бұрын

@@yerocb just like the 20.000$ range extender they don’t even have the patent for

@Wallyworld30 2 ай бұрын

@@yerocb Most pickups mount their spare under the bed of the truck or on the tailgate. Since the undercarriage space is packed with Batteries and it doesn't have a proper tailgate there isn't a good place for the Cybertruck. It's just massive oversight by the designers to go along with 100's of others.

@FlameDarkfire 2 күн бұрын

Recently I saw where a Cybertruck owner outlined his experience taking delivery of his new toy. He got cut while trying to wipe a smudge off so badly he had to go to the hospital because he couldn’t get the bleeding under control. This thing not only hates other cars and the poors that drive them, it hates its owners.

@meltedcopper9247 23 күн бұрын

The design looks like how a 4 year old would draw a car

@TylerMcVeigh1 2 ай бұрын

There is some serious irony that the "Truck made for the apocalypse!" needs to be meticulous cleaned and wiped down ever time it rains to prevent it from rusting away.

@smalltime0 2 ай бұрын

luckily in the collapse of society, things like window cleaner and clean water are still available

@jakel2837 2 ай бұрын

These people think the world will end and their butler will come to work the next day like it's nothing.

@TheGreatAtario 2 ай бұрын

Perfect for all your trips in the Atacama Desert!

@Moosetick2002 2 ай бұрын

and good luck charging that beast once the grid shuts down.

@tnuc748 2 ай бұрын

@@Moosetick2002 Electricity will be easier to come across than refined fuel that's for sure, Yeah the grid might shutdown but the water screws, wind turbines, solar generators will still be producing plenty of power rather easy to grab a charge, but to frack/mine/drill for oil transport it *refine* it and use it, yeah good luck.

@JoshHoulding 2 ай бұрын

"Cybertruck" is actually the perfect name for this monstrosity because it looks like a truck in Cyberpunk 2077 that didn't render correctly, so it's just a polygon.

@peger 2 ай бұрын

XD LMAO. good one

@nmappraiser9926 2 ай бұрын

16 BIT TRUCK IS HERE

@HanSolo__ 2 ай бұрын

Two years after the release of CP 2077 there was no other game on the market remotely close in its level of the graphics design. Minus 2 years (or more?) when they already know how to make it work. Even today, you can argue no other game has such visuals as this one.

@MatthewStevensOrMattDave 2 ай бұрын

There's a mission in 2077 where V finds their old beat up junker in a scrapyard being repaired by someone trying to leave Night City. You have the option of taking the car back by force, or paying for it and helping someone get out of the hellhole that killed your best friend and condemned you to death. The car is one of the worst vehicles in the game. It always sounds like it's on the verge of dying and handles like there's vaseline on the steering wheel. It is somehow still a better car than the Cybertruck.

@kylegonewild 2 ай бұрын

@@HanSolo__ The most beautiful "graphics design" in the world means nothing when the texture doesn't load. It's just a joke. Cyberpunk's graphical fidelity is great, but that tends not to be what people actually remember the most in the end with games.

@Kris-fd9xs Ай бұрын

He did find the ultimate manufacturing process: combining the Germans VW upfront payment scheme and Chinese quality 😂

@philcourteney4328 2 ай бұрын

Don’t forget, when you reverse it into your pond and submerge, the doors and windows won’t break to let EMS in to rescue you either 🙄

@ihave7sacks 2 ай бұрын

That's every Tesla, not just the Cyberturd

@revanati222 2 ай бұрын

They can't use jaws of life on the external skin to get you out, and the lack of give in the veichle means you'll experience the same or worse forward momentum in a crash as you would riding in a concrete block. The car will probably survive, but you'll end up smeared onto the dashboard.

@mrmariusi 2 ай бұрын

It's reversing into ponds a habit?

@Blox117 2 ай бұрын

consider the type of customer who would buy this, i see nothing wrong

@addison1024 2 ай бұрын

If the windows are as strong as demonstrated though...