This whole series is the exact niche content I didn’t know I needed. Jewish, food, humor, perfect. It makes me feel at home.
@lavenderamethyst60503 жыл бұрын
As a Greek Orthodox Christian girl who typically avoids carbs, I want you to know I have made every single recipe you’ve put out since this series began! I love it all! (Well, my babka also was a bit lackluster buuuuuuut it made me feel your pain even more deeply, and isn’t want we need most right now in the world empathy? 😂) Your brisket especially made my family swoon. 😻 I cannot wait to make matzo and do some chopped livers on the side (my husband is part Jewish and is particularly eager for this). I saw you write on Instagram that it was kind of humbling for you to go from millions to thousands of views. That can’t feel amazing, but I hope you know that your series has deepened my appreciation for Jewish food, culture, and history. You are also absolutely hilarious and confident in a way I aspire to be. So please know you’re making a difference, even if it feels small! Keep cooking and stay sassy, beautiful Tess! ❤️
@lindamoulton15603 жыл бұрын
Absolutely crying with laughter at the Rugrats Passover reference!!!
@megan_mackenzie3 жыл бұрын
Came for the matzo, stayed for the Talmudic debates.
@kickcows3 жыл бұрын
I love this series so much!! And Tess and Michael's relationship is so relatable. I adore them!!
@tesskoman36463 жыл бұрын
we love u too
@killrkittn3 жыл бұрын
I love how the episode itself is 18 minutes. I truly enjoy this KZfaq series with Tess' personnality that shines through every video. Great job!
@tesskoman36463 жыл бұрын
thank you!! this was so nice!
@blubell243 жыл бұрын
"It was all very frantic! you weren't there!"
@nicolepineda88013 жыл бұрын
"don't even fact check me. it's all true" i believe u tess
@Zini3163 жыл бұрын
Love Tess & Michael. They have had me laughing throughout this last year and for that I’m forever grateful
@tesskoman36463 жыл бұрын
@SelphExploration3 жыл бұрын
I love the dynamics between Tess & Michael! Add to that history and recipes I look forward to trying?! Such greatness!
@marleyfrost2153 жыл бұрын
Tess is so precious. I noticed I had a huge smile the whole episode
@gracieonamountain3 жыл бұрын
I just learned more about Passover in 10 minutes than I have in 24 years. Please help me learn! I'd love more Slightly Kosher, and other Slightly's that delish could provide
@tesskoman36463 жыл бұрын
omg i'm crying
@drskelebone3 жыл бұрын
My thought as Tess was eating it was, "I bet that'd be really good pan fried with a bunch of butter, and maybe some herbs, then sprinkled with the chunky salt when it's done frying." Followed by, "That probably is not the bread of oppression."
@slightlystressedblueberry77143 жыл бұрын
“ circle adjacent rhombus” is the best thing I’ve heard all week!! 😂
@marysullivan15883 жыл бұрын
I learned about Passover at my Catholic elementary school and we made matzah . So yeah slightly kosher.
@angelenaj0Li33 жыл бұрын
Me: learning about different Jewish traditions and history as Tess cooks the food Tess: *gets information from Rugrats* 😂😂 MA’AM that doesn’t sound right
@pinkie28933 жыл бұрын
I remember the Rugrats Passover episode!
@MBisFrenchy3 жыл бұрын
Oh the memories
@umsami3 жыл бұрын
Rugrats Passover rocks. I made my kids watch it.
@westindianjesus3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about Dreamworks' The Prince of Egypt.
@rodaxel71653 жыл бұрын
And we're back.. Tess goodluck..
@__...__...__3 жыл бұрын
*What's a Tess cooking video with the aggression to Michael?!* *😂👏🏻*
@belgj3 жыл бұрын
Michael is a beautiful specimen. Well done, Tess...well done.
@marleyfrost2153 жыл бұрын
Well really look at Tess. He's a very lucky man!
@KimJayViet3 жыл бұрын
I love Tess, Michael and her in-laws. Heck, this whole family is a TV show in the making. Everyone is so competent and funny. Someone greenlight this, please.
@tesskoman36463 жыл бұрын
I too remain shocked I haven't been picked up yet for television? like, what the fuck?
@GPwithme3 жыл бұрын
YASSSS
@KimJayViet3 жыл бұрын
@@tesskoman3646 You could call the show "Kosher-ish"
@TheNinnyfee3 жыл бұрын
"It's a good time for aggression!" That's what definitely should go into holy bread. 😄❤
@willowravenwright55183 жыл бұрын
My father was a Christian minister, I have been around the Bible my entire life, and even I cannot recall all ten of the plagues of Egypt. Got five at best... six. I had no idea matzo was so simple to make; thanks!
@PaleBastard_Art3 жыл бұрын
Moses was a desert wizard that spoke with talking flaming bushes... Let that sink in...
@vickyjansen35443 жыл бұрын
I was thinking next time roll it on a silicone mat. Than you can slip the silicone mat to the pan. Thanks for showing this ,and yes I'm going to make it.
@cynthiabickel93983 жыл бұрын
Love this series ... Please keep doing them. You and your husband's dynamic are everything :) Lachem
@angelaspielbusch12373 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness Tess you are hilarious 😂! I adore 🥰 you!
@drcowan34682 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: Streit's matzo uses a flour water ratio(by weight) of 8 parts flour to 3 parts water. This makes an extremely dry dough. This is also why it is crisp like a cracker instead of a crisp and chewy that is the product of a higher hydration dough.
@VO6132 жыл бұрын
What is the best ratio to avoid the extremely dry dough?
@drcowan34682 жыл бұрын
@@VO613 Try 2 parts flour to 1 part water by weight. Or 1 cup of flour to 1/4 cup water by volume. Remember that using all purpose flours will yield an even softer dough compared to higher protein bread flours.
@VO6132 жыл бұрын
@@drcowan3468 thank you so much!
@lauraleon18293 жыл бұрын
Please don’t get mad but I just think Tess with her hair up like this looks like Jonah from super store. Only when she is facing the camera directly!
@jodi92953 жыл бұрын
You are so funny! you make me feel better because when I try to explain things I sound the same way. but what a fun telling of the story! Thanks for your recipe!
@vegantreemama48734 ай бұрын
I bought smurah flour from mitzvah matzah this year… I’m so excited to have fresh baked matzah for our Seder!
@rebekahyoder93353 жыл бұрын
In the future you can use a pizza cutter. I use mine when I make egg noodles, etc. Much faster than a chefs knife when you're trying to move quickly.
@yandy45513 жыл бұрын
Ahahahhahaha "i don't want to be constipated!!" Had me rolling!!🤣
@Sugarskulls_forever3 жыл бұрын
Tess, I love how chaotic you are, because I feel understood!! LOL
@MBisFrenchy3 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed the history and expert special guest.
@ChelseaLupkin3 жыл бұрын
Here for all of Michael's reactions and comments
@Michelley5233 жыл бұрын
"You weren't there" 😂
@lauramesser3 жыл бұрын
“You weren’t there!”
@kaypotter90973 жыл бұрын
This is by far my fave episode of Slightly Kosher :)
@OGJasian3 жыл бұрын
I love how the video is actually 18 minutes
@thank9stars3 жыл бұрын
Tess I am going to make matzo and make you proud
@__...__...__3 жыл бұрын
*Yesss!* *😂👏🏻*
@tesskoman36463 жыл бұрын
i have no doubt, my dude
@MBisFrenchy3 жыл бұрын
Lots of laughs and well done you two on the Matzo!
@headspacedeficit3 жыл бұрын
Great episode! My favorite teacher used to affectionately call this cracker of suffering. He would give out cookies as rewards all year round except around Passover. And then we'd snack on matzo until that was gone, and the cookies reappeared.
@ayanitodaily3 жыл бұрын
This is very interesting! I love learning all the history!
@yettismama63613 жыл бұрын
Listening to Tess tell the story of Passover made me think that the content we all deserve is a video of Tess watching The Ten Commandments and roasting the bejesus out of Charlton Heston.
@irishartn3 жыл бұрын
Looking at the two ingredients at the minute mark and wondering why this video is 18 minutes long...*buckles up*
@irishartn3 жыл бұрын
And at 8:20 I learn! Fun and educational!
@tesskoman36463 жыл бұрын
i understand and i apologize
@tarnis3d Жыл бұрын
Looks like the matzo I made a few years ago, and almost broke a tooth on :) "Pro tip", I put it on a baking stone raised on top of 3 empty cans I put on my BBQ cranked as hot as it goes... turns it into like a pizza oven(and I make pizza like that)
@jacquelinedulaff59683 жыл бұрын
Yay! Tess is back!!
@lynncombel11063 жыл бұрын
So fun and educational thank you!!
@deborahprice38213 жыл бұрын
Loved this video and the Providence connection! Sending Hag Sameah from Providence! Thanks Tess!
@molliehuff87443 жыл бұрын
I enjoy every second of this. I love to watch you and Michael cook❤
@MBisFrenchy3 жыл бұрын
Chaotic Kosher!
@elisar33 жыл бұрын
Love this series...you have at least one fan from Israel. I hope you keep this series going even after you can go back to eat your way through theme parks
@terrypoplin59403 жыл бұрын
My comedy hour..I truly love you..put a smile on my face🤗
@rmannayr21292 жыл бұрын
HAPPY PASSOVER!
@mary.19843 жыл бұрын
Was it just me or did anyone else think 'oh she can be aggressive!' When her brother in law said to knead the dough aggressively?
@defaultuser14473 жыл бұрын
Passive aggressive doesn't get the matzo made.
@ron86753093 жыл бұрын
@@defaultuser1447 which is why it's not a food for the Gentiles 😂, specifically, the shikses. 😂😂😂
@MBisFrenchy3 жыл бұрын
Delish management/ PR get Tess a kitchenaid kitchen tool set / makeover?
@rosacanisalba3 жыл бұрын
Nah, they like the chaos
@MBisFrenchy3 жыл бұрын
@@rosacanisalba You might be right. Only so long that rolling pin can last.
@karisolomon3973 жыл бұрын
Keep this series going. I just love Tess and Michael.
@erinperez52413 жыл бұрын
I love the Talmudic debate and the awesome history behind matzah! This is the best episode yet!
@thomivastanin1639 Жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed listening to today
@janinemagnin3 жыл бұрын
I actually made these today. But I halved the ingredients. Wish I hadn't as I ate it all in one sitting. Soooo delicious!
@samanthadonald32092 жыл бұрын
Love your videos… can’t wait to see more!!!! Hopefully soon💓
@kwhardin2 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you guys mentioned Rugrats Passover. I’m Christian and Rugrats is where I learned about Passover haha
@gavnonadoroge3092 Жыл бұрын
i blessed this video by watching it
@lizlemon36983 жыл бұрын
Oh Tess I love you as you are, but we all know this show should really be called “Barely Kosher” with that reiteration of the Passover story.
@kirrieholden47943 жыл бұрын
Loved it when Tess called Micheal out because been on screen yet.
@MichelleR.Benore Жыл бұрын
This is so Awesome!!
@Watsit2ya3 жыл бұрын
make Kugel next😍😍😍😍
@a.phillips68923 жыл бұрын
You did a great job on the Matzo!
@abagab1143 жыл бұрын
Looks great
@1107red3 жыл бұрын
This was very informative and fun..,great job Tess.
@defaultuser14473 жыл бұрын
That slow-motion bite.
@Mrules1233 жыл бұрын
Also 18 is Chai! Which means life (as y’all probably already know) I was expecting that to be the answer as to why 18 minutes is the time
@bc61443 жыл бұрын
Tess is correct, the Jewish people fleeing Pharoah went into the desert with the dough on their shoulder (that did not have time to rise) and the sun baked it! Go to 1:58 for the explanation provided by the Rabbi: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mZN5dregzp3Lh5s.html You both are a blast to watch!
@lindseyattenborough23893 жыл бұрын
Tess is just delightful. Going to make matzo tomorrow
@brt52733 жыл бұрын
Slather it in butter...er....schmaltz. It'll be delish. Props to you for authenticity
@Patrick225573 жыл бұрын
Very interesting. We are Irish Catholic and my mom catered for Jewish people and got to bring home the leftovers. Fun to understand the why of the dishes. Anything behind that noodle pudding stuff??
@storytimeeeee2 жыл бұрын
Kugel?
@carmenwarner92583 жыл бұрын
I really loved learning about your brother-in-law's anti-capitalist matzo making--seems like such a wonderful person!
@maldebo3 жыл бұрын
Dearest Tess! #slightlykosher with you is so much fun! Might try this recipe :)
@TheSongwritingCat3 жыл бұрын
Me just thinking about The Prince of Egypt during the entire story
@MBisFrenchy3 жыл бұрын
I take it no Hamantaschen tour in NYC is coming. Maybe next year.
@dansanders9121 Жыл бұрын
18 minutes is Hebrew numerology for the word "chai", meaning life. The letters to spell "chai" חי happen to equal 18 in hebrew numerology. Its also why. multiples of 18 are traditional numeric gifts at weddings and bnei mitzvot
@icarsu1273 жыл бұрын
Did Tess borrow her mom's stand mixer? (The orange one on the counter). Because I see the other one on top of the cabinets?
@destinydavidson47643 жыл бұрын
Kitchenaid sent her a new one!
@JscoLP3 жыл бұрын
We all have the ingredients but not Michaels so find your own MVP and make some bread
@bhn0283 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@umsami3 жыл бұрын
I love this. Thank you Tess. :
@stellarkitty14313 жыл бұрын
I've got tons of aggression sooo....looks like matzo makings in the cards!👍😃😋
@jessica17333 жыл бұрын
This was very interesting
@a.m.sanchez37463 жыл бұрын
No Talmudic debate here. Slightly Kosher is is all schvitizng, kneading aggression, and "service requests". Love from L.A. ❤️✡️
@MoMixMasta033 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I want to watch prince of Egypt after this video 😅
@ellenw3913 жыл бұрын
I thought they baked it on rocks? Not sure where that came from in my head, but it was definitely there LOL
@alisameiah50353 жыл бұрын
i man, it made sense right? when they don't have a portable oven.
@MBisFrenchy3 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for a Matzo thud then onomatopoeia M**********
@randomphil86663 жыл бұрын
What’s a cup in weight? We don’t use cups in the UK.
@shahadahazizah76223 жыл бұрын
I told my daughter let’s join Weight Watchers...I want to sit on my counter top and look cute like Tess. She goes mom your 50 Tess in 20-30ish. At best you come in at a cool...handsome🤣. My adult toddler called me handsome. Whatever...
@swintsdeco61093 жыл бұрын
"Dont even fact check me" oh I believe you
@GPwithme3 жыл бұрын
As usual, amazing segment. New shallow comment: YOU'RE SO PRETTYYYY.
@MBisFrenchy3 жыл бұрын
Delish where's the Slightly Kosher Censored Not Kosher, Merch?
@braingrace3 жыл бұрын
💗Slightly Kosher💗
@Rose-kh1qh3 жыл бұрын
All purpose flour has leaven in it
@umsami3 жыл бұрын
No it doesn't. I think you're thinking of self-rising flour that has baking powder (and sometimes salt) added to it. AP Flour sometimes has vitamins added in, but that's it.
@BAn-mu4qe3 жыл бұрын
Baking matzoh on their backs? Very funny. The camera man...director...should be in front of the camera since he has so much to say....nice program.