The "train horn" vs the train was awesome lol

Man I was about to shut down my brake knife making company but now that it’s been featured on Bikes and Beards my sales have taken off ! Thank you guys

I just love each time he just has to take a second on what Sean is asking, just to gather himself

I'm sure Shervin approves of the "Big Performance" exhaust on the CBR. In fact it looks like Shervin's work... In case you're curious, Shervin is a legend on the old ZX-10 forum and the guy had some really sketchy mods. From hand bent sheetmetal and pop rivet "exhausts" to hacking out holes in bike frames for "weight reduction" and "ram air".

California resident here, I can confirm the statement of “everything thing good is illegal in California and everything bad is legal.”

Talking to the train with the whistling music was the most wholesome the internet has ever been. 😊

😂 My Grandpa absolutely LOVED when Craig blew the train horn at the NS locomotive engineer, then the engineer responded- twice!!! Hilarious 😂😂😂❤

I enjoy these videos. I took my riders course in 2012 and rode for 6 years and gave it up. Watching these videos helped bring back the itch and I bought a new bike in February. Please keep making videos. My favorites are the ones where you buy old new bikes and put them together. Thanks.

Next you need to test the "fuel filters" that are definitely not intended to suppress any loud sound.

I swear this channel has THE most sage advice on the ENTIRETY of KZfaq. We could all get in a lot of trouble without it. Thanks Sean and Craig.

Been watching you guys for so long, just have to say you are my favorite bike channel. You're such an enthusiast and Craig is just a big kid at heart with fantastic mechanic skills, such fantastic energy. Anyways, keep on keeping on. Thanks guys!

Y'all never cease to surprise me, with varied content that forces me to emit strings of chuckles! & even a few tears, lol! Thanx !

Hey, Shawn. Ornamental lighting is legal on motorcycles in PA with some exceptions

These are my fave type of videos from you guys!! Keep up the good work

Best bike duo out here.

Love your content man, I hope you guys continue with great passion as you do!

The stuff y'all come up with is hilarious. Great vid as always. The big performance exhaust had me rolling

That whip´s hook is actually a panic hook. You use them on the ropes you use to lead a horse and in case something spooks the hose and it panics, you can release the hook really quick. They usually are made of some synthetic materials and I´ve never seen one made of leather. So to me it seems like someone couldn´t sell tose and thought "People with horses don´t want these, so maybe I can sell them to people on mechanical horses!"

I been here for many many years and your video’s just get better every time👍🏼 your camera man/ editor deserves a raise for this one.

You guys are absolutely ridiculously crazy. And I love it!

this is sick!! love what you guys do! ❤

I absolutely love all the shenanigans and it’s hilarious you had him speechless at the chariot 😂

THAT WAS AWESOME! Most chuckle's/laughs I've had out of a non-comedy vid ever...

Another great feature that my buddy discovered about the "get back whip" is that it will occasionally stuff off your cruise control... as it whips around and pulls the brake lever. But hey, "They sure look cool."

Every 3 Decibels is double. So if sound registers at 60dB, a sound at 63dB is twice as noisy. Some states made LED underbody lights illegal if they are certain colours. For example in Ohio red and blue lights are supposed to be illegal. I dont think they enforce it though. Great video. Love videos like this.

This is might be my favorite video you guys ever put out. I laughed so hard.

The train horn and the train was hilarious 😂

"Don't ever go to California." Best advice ever given on this channel.

I love how you can have a whip clearly displayed but if your exhaust is loud you're getting pulled. Priorities in a clear order there.

Why does Greg look like he's on a job interview everytime he's at the table 😂😂😂his facial expressions killed me 😂😂😂

The Massachusetts law about gorillas is very understandable there was a documentary about them where they throw barrels and bananas at plumbers specifically 😂

These videos are really silly but I’m a great way ! Well done very entertaining

Too Funny! I’m still laughing! Thanks, Shawn!

I love how you put the train horn on the Valkyrie, if any bike deserves it, it's the Valkyrie, such a behemoth, I love it, lol!

'I'm talking to a train' made my day, thank you for that guys. 😂🤣😂🤣

Lol the ending was great alway like the illegal parts videos

That escalated very quickly Creg😂😂😂

The look on the Cops face as you're explaining your modifications is priceless 😂

The concept for the channel is coming around more and more with each video. Awesome stuff man.

3:32 Craig looks “super” excited 💀

The exhaust thing made me laugh! It looks so dumb but I love it! 🤣🤣

Started watching cuz i was curious but these guys are hilarious XD

Sean and Craig are my new heroes, it takes guts getting that close to a Norfolk Southern train...

Makes me feel better about my completely legal and stock bike.

Both you guys crack me up! The gorilla law was hilarious! Thanks for the informative stuff. I live in CA and you're right. What's good here is bad, and what's bad is good then everyone wants it despite! Cool video, thanks so much! A+ 👍😎

Love the train horn mating call, we need a train motorcycle hybrid 😂

The getback whip is supposed to have a metal ball Bering or nuts and bolts on the end to crack windows from drivers that get too close. I have one that I got from my American Legion Riders club and I only put it on the bike for parades. It kind of gets in the way of shifting or breaking, depending on the side you put it on. I think it's a thing that people have because everyone else has one.

“It was the dog or me. And I chose me 😎.” Wise words from a wise man

You guys are too funny!!! love it!!

Absolutely loved the bike to train communication!

The "get back whip" was described to me as a "Leash" with the intent of being utilized as a quick access weapon not against cars but against other people where you pull it off and you use the metal end as a flail.

My heartfelt congratulations to Kevin on his retirement. Thank you for your service, and ENJOY your retirement, sir!!!

12:30 you love to see them harmonizing the "ohhhhhh" to the merch 😂

That exhaust is exactly the spirit of Bosozoku style. So Bosozokudos to you!!!

I was just on Amazon lastnight wanting to buy a train horn for my Cummins. And was wondering what they sounded like because you can never be to sure. Bikes & beards I appreciate you for showing that horn! Seriously.

I think the only thing that makes the exhaust illegal is that it’s more than 3 feet past the end of your motorcycle and you don’t have a flag on it😂

That exhaust had me rollin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I'm talking train" - that is too funny 🤣🤣😂

I live in San Francisco; I can honestly say that when things get to be too much fun here, they pass a law against it so we all go to jail. The only “good” part of it is once you’re a criminal here, you are now a protected class of citizen. Criminals run the show here, literally.

Wrong, the most awful thing is put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on your bike.

In Manitoba, as far as I know, underbody lights became popular to put under cars around 03/04 and I remember our umbrella insurance company MPI (Manitoba public insurance so every driver in this province is insured through the same provincial provider) announced they were illegal

That Sharknado documentary sure was a good one. Crazy how that can happen. Be safe out there folks!

Best Saturday morning cartoon of the week!

I love my new Bikes and Beards shirt!!! Thank you guys so much!!!

Kevin was just like wtfff… had him speechless two times lolol

This channel makes my day😂

I'm going to try the clone twin brother idea. You guys always come up with the most solid ideas.

“You’re a millennial” reminded me of the “this is a commune. We’re communists.” Line from The Last of Us. 😅

The bike vs train horn was epic and wholesome at the same time. 😆😆

The train honking back was awesome 😆

The train horn was epic lol❤

That being said, I love you guys!

I think the end was fantastic. "Would I get pulled over for this" then proceeded to show how his megaphone exhaust works 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

@9:45 I bought a Hawk 250 and they shipped it to my house with a sticker saying "off road only". They also sent the title so I can register it! Haha

extremely great episode ,

Love that cbr especially with the exhaust 😂

"That is not permission to use anything as a weapon." Pure gold.

Totally unrelated. Love the new shirt! It fits great and I really like the subdued logo.

That train horn is as loud as a air raid siren.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I now want nunchaku handlebar's that swing around like tassels...thank you for a crazy Ninja Turtle Michelangelo idea 🤣🤣

What's hilarious to me is that that exhaust is more bosozoku than the lights could ever be. You should import some, just for the sheets and giggles 😂😂😂

Think big!! Think Beluga!!! You guyz rock 🪨!!!! LoL

Best of luck to ya, Capt'n Abeard.

I absolutely love the Ben Hurr reference. one of the best movies ever

love your vids

The wipe or as we call them here ( Nova Scotia ) Braid was explained to me as, You hang it on your left hand side of the handle bars and as you drive at high way speed it tends to want to swing out wards, any car that wants to pass you now has to give you more room to clear the wip. Sounds kinda odd to me but what ever makes you hard I guess

in my MC guys do use the get back whips, but, it's a weapon, you swing the heavy end and it is deadly, especially when several are used at one time in a biker brawl...

“I’m talkin train” 🤣🤣🤣

Sean that explanation of California laws was spot-on right! 😂

That exhaust is straight bosozoku 🤘🏽😆

The train beeping back was dope as hell

Cool clip! Nice one guys.

I like what the retired cop was thinking on the get back whip. Lol

Great episode 👌👏👏

3:11 that quick non-hesitant one handed catch though.

**Me ordering a bunch of leaf magnets**

Yo johnny Tsunami! That takes me back lol

That big performance exhaust!!!!

Fudge knuckles.... stuck in Cali... Nor*Cali... having travel a bit we do have great weather... or maybe I just see the world thru Cali-Glasses... most likely delusions. But thanks for showing off how rich illlegal mods are sooo cool. I never had a bike. I've rode some bikes, always crash... love the show... now following at least two of your channels. You are literally save my Cali-Sanity. Thanks for your good works and I hope someday to be able to buy an enjoyable riding bike from you guys and driving it back to Cali. Please keep up the fantastical works. And hope our paths cross some day. I truly miss the relationship I had my best friend from HS that was similar to yours with Craig. I lost him unfortunately. Please do you. And dont let the haters get to you down. Bless you all.

I remember when I got a train to honk its horn when I honked at him in my semi truck, great feeling 😂