Texas, Mississippi Lift Mask Mandates; GOP Silent on Amazon Union Push: A Closer Look

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3 жыл бұрын

Seth takes a closer look at Texas and Mississippi lifting their COVID-19 restrictions and Republicans staying silent on the drive to unionize Amazon workers.
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Texas, Mississippi Lift Mask Mandates; GOP Silent on Amazon Union Push: A Closer Look- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@moebiusbedroon4542
@moebiusbedroon4542 3 жыл бұрын
Keep wearing the masks for now no matter what the Republicans say .,...
@jasonfaulkner8644
@jasonfaulkner8644 3 жыл бұрын
In a year there will be a video of me on youtube getting thrown out of a Walmart for refusing to take my mask off. (Won't need a mask everywhere ... but definitely in a Walmart!)
@grasshoper3770
@grasshoper3770 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonfaulkner8644 yes to steal muahahaha
@jasonfaulkner8644
@jasonfaulkner8644 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexandramarberry1023 Godspeed Alexandra. Thankyou for working the front line during a pandemic year.
@BoringTroublemaker
@BoringTroublemaker 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I have so much scar tissue over my trust of the American public that I don’t know when I will stop wearing a mask, regardless of the presence of a mask mandate. I can no longer trust more than 1/3 of my fellow Americans to care about protecting the wellbeing of the people around them and it’s both disillusioning and disgusting
@blkcatzette
@blkcatzette 3 жыл бұрын
For me Got that right!!!
@aubrey1633
@aubrey1633 3 жыл бұрын
I need updates from late night because laughing helps when you want to cry.
@aubrey1633
@aubrey1633 3 жыл бұрын
@justified hate thanks. Im named after a song by B.R.E.A.D 😊
@GreenDragon11
@GreenDragon11 3 жыл бұрын
Yep same here! Although I adore Seth & he is not only very funny but his writers are incredible!
@GreenDragon11
@GreenDragon11 3 жыл бұрын
@@aubrey1633 Oh I know that song 😍. Good one & your name is beautiful! I often wonder what possesses parents to name their kids names that are either valley girl names or just awful ones like Bertha or Bluto, etc as just an example. I LOVE The Simpsons and any time I hear children’s names being discussed I start chuckling immediately remembering Homer telling Marge that they have to pick a name for Bart so he won’t be teased mercilessly. Well of course they go thru all the typical ones until Marge is so exhausted that she blurts out Bartholomew & Homer goes; WooHoo (which I love the sound of not to mention his giggle 😂😂😂😍😍😍😂😂😂) not realizing that the short name for Bartholomew is Bart. Bart, Bart who fart farts 😂! DOH
@flapkatt6094
@flapkatt6094 3 жыл бұрын
You don't even have to ask. Here's a genuine "AMEN" from Florida, where the orange creature of the lagoon lives. Please let us know if you would like custody of Rump. We will pay postage. Please take him, cause we hate his guts.
@ChooseCompassion
@ChooseCompassion 3 жыл бұрын
On the nights that Seth is off I don’t laugh at all. It’s really pathetic.
@xelasomar4614
@xelasomar4614 3 жыл бұрын
"We're the party of the working class" said the man who went to the Ritz in Cancun while his constituents froze without electricity.
@rickgarza7877
@rickgarza7877 3 жыл бұрын
That's why the Country Club Party hides as The Republican Party doesn't want to vote to $15 an hour living wage.
@AG-yc7vt
@AG-yc7vt 3 жыл бұрын
You do know *every* congress person is a millionaire. Republican or Democrat, they are living in a nicer house than you. :)
@brigittevaes3672
@brigittevaes3672 3 жыл бұрын
Governors of Texas and Mississippi act irresponsable in order to thwart the great efforts of president Biden to counter the coronavirus. It 's a filthy, bad deadly politcal game of both governors of Texas and Mississippi and it will cost many Texas' and Mississippi 's sickness people and also lives.
@brianfitzpatrick6554
@brianfitzpatrick6554 3 жыл бұрын
@@brigittevaes3672 gmorning miss brigitte why do you think its wrong to be free. To b frank we never locked down,and there have been a few corp businesses that required masks but to be completely honest i have wore a mask 1 time since the very beginning and that was at a casino for couple hours. I obliged my better half and did not question the narrative. As that is all it is. There is far more of their very own data and studies saying masks are essentially useless in preventing transmission of virus. Just yest the cdc published a report saying that there May be a 1.32% chance that a mask helps. Thatd be if there was in fact a known deadly disease being spread. This novel virus sars cov2 covid19 has Not as of Yet been proven to exist thru previously agreed to standards procedures of isolating purifying and replicating a new virus. Theyve All essentially admitted just as Fauci has stated himself,they Do Not possess any Isolate of a novel virus. Furthermore the pcr test if run at C/T above 35 are essentially meaningless as a diagnostic for detecting disease,theyve all been runnin higher than 35 some higher than 40 which is producing a very high rate of False positives. The antibodies tests are if anything more fraudulent than the pcr. They are using antibody tests that were made several years ago for sars cov 1 and regular corona virus. If one has reading comprehension and retaining ability you can go yourself on any of their websites and see for yourself. The mRNA vaxx is Not a vaccination by the very legal definition of vaccination. Vaccination implies some sort of immunity to a disease and none of these "vaccination" claim anything of the sort. If youd like more of the actual truth about what may actually be the biggest crimes against humanity the world has ever seen. It is Worldwide Hoax. Go do the research yourself. Look at the overall causes of death rate. The numbers are basically unchanged from 2019. Why is that? I dont even know anyone whos been sick and have contacts relatives across u.s. and world. I know lots of folks in Nj fla La Ca etc where the pandemic was raging according to msm and Nothing. My gf her 89 yr old mom and also her sis tested covid pos. Lol not even sniffles. Dozens of people at jobsites test positive an have to quarantine for Nothing. The hospitals were never overflowing with cases or bodies. All a lie. Im not a trumptard or a bidentard or political tard of any type. They can all kiss my ass,as theyve lost my consent to be governed. Which was my initial reason to respond. These governors know theyd already lost the narrative as we never really shutdown or masked up here. And we,re Not going to unless we personally feel or know a reason we shud. Put quite simply we are free people and these clowns masquerading as some percieved authority to lock Anyone down besides someone who has been given his her rights of due process is in fact treading on very thin ice Lawfully. We the informed members of public know our inherent rights that All people possess anywhere in this world. I dont need a bill of rights or a constitution. Thats the gov the Public Servants job policies. For Them to follow. And if they stray from that they can be stripped of any qualified immunity and have liens lawsuits placed on them personally. They possess no magical powers and imho i think after this horrendous mistake theyve made either thru intent or incompetence they should in fact be seeking Forgiveness in a very humble manner. This is All complete bullshit and whether as i said intent or incompetence will be for a Jury to decide. That goes for the media parroting this fearmongering garbage on the American public. The Do Not Rule Us. I hope i mayve gave you a little better perspective on the Truth. As you will find out in time,youve been on wrong side of history. If youd like further factual evidence that i speak the truth just say so. Ill be happy to oblige mamn but the lies and fearmongering have got to stop. Its doing far more harm than any virus has. If your under age 80 your chances of survival are 99.8%. In other words you stand better chance of doeing in a veh accident on way to beach. Get out and live mamn hug your loved ones. Thats far more beneficial than any poison they wanna jab ya with. ✌
@orbitalstudios8132
@orbitalstudios8132 3 жыл бұрын
​@@brianfitzpatrick6554 that is unbelievable amount of verbal diarrhea, just to say, "Your feelings are more important than facts." 500 thousand americans dead doesn't phase you at all, does it?
@MAD-ih1sp
@MAD-ih1sp 3 жыл бұрын
As a Texan I'm just going to ignore whatever my Governor saying and keep wearing a mask in public.
@sidoniegabrielle269
@sidoniegabrielle269 3 жыл бұрын
hell yeah. much love to texas, hope you and your neighbors are safe (or at least safer)
@Afterglow.Studios
@Afterglow.Studios 3 жыл бұрын
Just gonna say, Late Night is one of the few shows that drops their core before it airs. I don’t know how they get away with it, but it shows massive respect to their audience; getting us what we want most without having to hassle with waiting for a certain time, or being last in line with an upload. To me, it’s noticed as an appreciation of the fans. Thanks again, y’all!!! (I say that because I check in on YT at 7pm as frequently as I would “tune in” at 11)
@rpavlik1
@rpavlik1 3 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm not the only one! Gives me something new to watch while waiting for the kids to fall asleep...
@Afterglow.Studios
@Afterglow.Studios 3 жыл бұрын
@@rpavlik1 you know what’s up 🤘
@patrickmalone4443
@patrickmalone4443 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I get home from work I know I got a closer look to watch
@Afterglow.Studios
@Afterglow.Studios 3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickmalone4443 a closer look forward. Exactly how I feel
@whaghht
@whaghht 3 жыл бұрын
I’m in Australia and Seth is always first. I can expect it to drop about 1pm, just after lunch. I don’t know the order they take on TV but I know Seth's first, then Jimmy K & F, and later, Colbert.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
"Hmmm... How do I get rid of all the voters who will remember how I screwed up the grid thing? Oh, I know." -Governor Greg Abbott
@rneumeye
@rneumeye 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!!! 🤔 It's a win-win for him. The people smart enough to wear masks are still going to do it. And the people too stupid to wear masks refuse to anyway. It changes the subject and throws a lollypop at the whiny brats that make up the right wing base of the GOP. 🤷🏻‍♂️
@litascott3237
@litascott3237 3 жыл бұрын
@@rneumeye I lived thru it and I will Never forget it.
@Firecracker66
@Firecracker66 3 жыл бұрын
@@litascott3237 our hearts continue to be with you 🇺🇸😤
@pollypockets508
@pollypockets508 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@robertplatt1693
@robertplatt1693 3 жыл бұрын
Abbott, DeSantis, Cruz...all these guys look like they lost too many fistfights in their youth.
@mclovin9578
@mclovin9578 3 жыл бұрын
I love that the GOP says Dems aren’t on the side of the American worker despite the fact they’re trying to give them a living wage. 🙄
@georgekent3588
@georgekent3588 3 жыл бұрын
Republicans say one thin while doing the total opposite.
@greenghost6416
@greenghost6416 3 жыл бұрын
There is no such thing as a "living wage".
@jb894
@jb894 3 жыл бұрын
The dems are on the side of little kiddies beds.
@damiandraven699
@damiandraven699 3 жыл бұрын
@@jb894 so speaketh the trump supporter who wants in his daughter's bed so badly...
@stephfm10
@stephfm10 3 жыл бұрын
And he literally had the gall to talk about people "getting their wages dragged down." The GOPs literally doing their best to block a higher minimum wage ahhh
@gregkrimer1000
@gregkrimer1000 3 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of Seth Meyers! Witty, informative -- and he even throws in a reference to my favorite movie!
@johnprice.2727
@johnprice.2727 3 жыл бұрын
As a Texan I honestly can say without a doubt that we don’t care what abbot says, it’s like whenever he talks is a weird case of Opposite Day. We wear our masks, stay 6 feet apart and wash/sanitize our hands.
@stevejette2329
@stevejette2329 3 жыл бұрын
John Price - Stay healthy John !!
@williamswenson5315
@williamswenson5315 3 жыл бұрын
I wish your rationalism was contagious.
@serahkonner
@serahkonner 3 жыл бұрын
You dlnt speak for everyone in texas.. A lot of people feel differently..
@luvslagos
@luvslagos 3 жыл бұрын
John, do you live in one of the urban areas? My fear is the folks that live in all the rural areas. When you look at mask compliance, data shows that as you look west (from the east coast), compliance continues to decrease and if you are on the west coast and look east, mask compliance decreases. In *general* it is the middle of the country (Trump country) that mask wearing is the lowest. I’m in a major city on the east coast and I’ve not seen even one person without a mask in 11 months. 😷
@martiemc8398
@martiemc8398 3 жыл бұрын
Then why vote for him?
@andrewvela9839
@andrewvela9839 3 жыл бұрын
As a Texan I wish my governor would be taken out back and flogged.
@petermatthews3729
@petermatthews3729 3 жыл бұрын
You could raise so much disaster relief money like that. You don't even have to flog him, just let Texans throw snowballs at him and Cancun Cruz.
@DC-kx1qj
@DC-kx1qj 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta tell ya...the rest of the country has our fingers crossed for a bit of peace.
@bobbyb9258
@bobbyb9258 3 жыл бұрын
So progressive. You take us how many centuries back?
@jackallen3732
@jackallen3732 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobbyb9258 You can say anything you want if you are a left-threaded nut job. No matter ...theyre considered politically correct.
@Billywashere
@Billywashere 3 жыл бұрын
Sleeper
@meganbarber3599
@meganbarber3599 3 жыл бұрын
Seth's German is actually pretty decent. Hats off to him!
@curtainsfatzke9128
@curtainsfatzke9128 3 жыл бұрын
No one here in Germany says Klippenbügel, Seth, we say cliffhanger :D Love your show
@neutronpixie6106
@neutronpixie6106 3 жыл бұрын
An apartment building has been on fire for a year. Despite the fire department's best efforts, they've only got 7% of the fire out. Suddenly, the idiot landlord shows up and tells everyone it's safe to go back inside. The fire fighters and the tenants look at the smoldering coals. They look at the floors that are still raging infernos. Then they look back at the idiot landlord.
@Zzyzzyzzs
@Zzyzzyzzs 3 жыл бұрын
And 40% of them go back inside, dragging grandma with them, because their right to do so is the most important thing, and firefighters are elitist tyrants who want to use "information" to violate your rights and tell you what to do.
@neutronpixie6106
@neutronpixie6106 3 жыл бұрын
@@Zzyzzyzzs No firefighters are the health care workers trying to keep people alive.
@wolfeflambe
@wolfeflambe 3 жыл бұрын
@@neutronpixie6106 I think you missed his point.
@adrianc6534
@adrianc6534 3 жыл бұрын
and then they go in because they are republican sheep.
@bridgetgee1659
@bridgetgee1659 3 жыл бұрын
“Texas seemed like a harmlessly funny place before I moved here.” - Me, a frantic, former Midwestern who has been internally and externally SCREAMING since I got stuck here a year ago
@stormyweather8798
@stormyweather8798 3 жыл бұрын
Get ouTa there Bridget.
@luluesparza7360
@luluesparza7360 3 жыл бұрын
Bridget-with Abbott and his crew running things, I’d leave if all my family wasn’t here. I don’t know when things will get better. You may need to move for your peace of mind.
@bridgetgee1659
@bridgetgee1659 3 жыл бұрын
@@luluesparza7360 I likely will once my apartment lease is up. Hope you and your family are safe through this crazy time!
@stormyweather8798
@stormyweather8798 3 жыл бұрын
@@bridgetgee1659 Good. That's a🤥wful place .
@JB-pu8ik
@JB-pu8ik 3 жыл бұрын
Move to El Paso, you'll be fine. The government is functional, and the power works.
@elaines5750
@elaines5750 3 жыл бұрын
"An epidural to get through a manicure" LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
@justusbraz
@justusbraz 3 жыл бұрын
I loved the oddly specific description of being at a club.
@GameOfDepth
@GameOfDepth 3 жыл бұрын
Lone Star is the current Texas Yelp score.
@susanw2869
@susanw2869 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the single star was for their national flag of one, after secession.
@kimberlyreynolds4646
@kimberlyreynolds4646 3 жыл бұрын
Good one
@tb9489
@tb9489 3 жыл бұрын
Very clever, I see what you did there and I'm a Texan. here's my like..
@8arrows
@8arrows 3 жыл бұрын
@@tb9489 I concur. From MFalls Tx
@onsa5362
@onsa5362 3 жыл бұрын
nice!
@damselflies8639
@damselflies8639 3 жыл бұрын
if it's so safe, how come tours at governors'' mansions are still closed due to "ongoing public health crisis"?
@user-nf9xc7ww7m
@user-nf9xc7ww7m 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Open up. Come out and shake our hands and see our maskless faces.
@stormyweather8798
@stormyweather8798 3 жыл бұрын
He's getting paid to try to kill more people.
@zachcole9979
@zachcole9979 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to shake his hand personally without my mask on , i'm in houston open it up .
@Cathyblj
@Cathyblj 3 жыл бұрын
Like t**** freaking out about people near him testing positive, but for the masses? It’s a nothingburger.
@rdelrosso2001
@rdelrosso2001 3 жыл бұрын
I THINK THE TECHNICAL TERM IS "HYPOCRISY"
@mamajoes0707
@mamajoes0707 3 жыл бұрын
If the people of Mississippi and Texas listen to this man then they deserve everything they get
@JD-be7ys
@JD-be7ys 3 жыл бұрын
Warren reading that is like me trying to read some of my students' essays...
@jbtpa895
@jbtpa895 3 жыл бұрын
Abbott got up the other day and said," Nope, I didn't screw up enough last week. Gotta work harder".
@ChantingInTheDark
@ChantingInTheDark 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he can hardly, "get up". 🤣
@trkddy
@trkddy 3 жыл бұрын
@Brian Jones Why you treating him different ? We are all equal
@trkddy
@trkddy 3 жыл бұрын
@Brian Jones Well he's a disgusting person
@DanL21
@DanL21 3 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe they only get two 30 minute breaks" Bro, I never worked a retail job in my life where I got even 1 FULL 30 minute break. My last retail job I had to be "on call" during my 10 minute lunch break, meaning most of the time I didn't get the break.Thank God I'm my own boss now
@anakinskywalker1377
@anakinskywalker1377 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah two 30 minute breaks sounds great!
@susanleslie6178
@susanleslie6178 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you needed unions too! It's insane to those of us who don't live there what American employees will put up with.
@Bonglecat
@Bonglecat 3 жыл бұрын
That would be illegal in the UK. How is it possible they can do that?
@christinebenson518
@christinebenson518 3 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a bakery and my first boss never wanted you to take breaks, granted there was no where to take a break other than outside. The second boss wanted us to so we typically took our break to quickly eat something, but still no sit down, even though we had a place. If I were the boss I would make sure everyone took their breaks and had an actual break room.
@NKDuisburg02
@NKDuisburg02 3 жыл бұрын
Now you are in position to cut the breaks, awesome!
@justusbraz
@justusbraz 3 жыл бұрын
“He was one of the guys on the skyscraper” made me laugh harder than it should have.
@lynettewilson7396
@lynettewilson7396 3 жыл бұрын
Why did he fled to Cancun Mexican if he cared so much about the working class Americans
@euphoria156
@euphoria156 3 жыл бұрын
AFTER Gov. Greg Abbott LIFTED THE MASK MANDATE IN TEXAS, IT BECAME VERY CLEAR THAT NOW THE BIG PHARMA, ITS PARTNERS, ITS SLAVE DOCTORS AND ITS SLAVE MEDIA IS GOING TO START SHOWING FAKE COVID CASES INCREASE in USA OR IN THE WHOLE WORLD TO SCARE PPL AND MAKE THEM REBEL AGAINST THE LIFT.
@lynettewilson7396
@lynettewilson7396 3 жыл бұрын
@@euphoria156 leading people to misinformation that is why the cases are going up more and more, you are living in your own world and in too deep in denial you're trying to pretend like it doesn't exist history had deadly virus that killed many people like the smallpox the Spanish flu that back in the days mask were worn and lives were lost because no body knew what were killing people and they didn't know what to do and they learned the mask saved lives those diseases came from Europe that lead to many Native Americans getting sick that there were no medicines that can fight them off. That a deadly virus such as N1H1 can kill people because it is strong that today's medical treatment can't contain but doctors find ways to defeating it and they found vaccination test thoroughly that can help those in need of medical attention getting covid19 handled that virus was formed into killing the human immune system and stopping people from breathing that is who it kills its more deadlier than any disease or virus known to men in US world history it kill if you like to pretend it doesn't exist it does
@paulkautz
@paulkautz 3 жыл бұрын
Germans listening to Seth proclaiming German things: Sir, we applaud your effort! "Klippenbügel" needs to be a thing now!
@understandingmusic6620
@understandingmusic6620 3 жыл бұрын
I first thought Klippenbügel was just Kauderwelsch meant to sound vaguely german, but I can now see how how they came up with that: they google-translated cliff and hanger as separate terms; google translate chose to interpret „hanger“ as in coat hanger, hence „Bügel“. And thus, Klippenbügel was born. Wunderschön.
@ElSelcho77
@ElSelcho77 3 жыл бұрын
Grandios, ich lache immer noch :)
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 3 жыл бұрын
No, we don’t. You are free to write about your thoughts and opinion but you cannot speak for anyone else.
@EST84x
@EST84x 3 жыл бұрын
DER Paul Kautz? Der mit dem Podcast?
@AbsentWithoutLeaving
@AbsentWithoutLeaving 3 жыл бұрын
Quit trying to make "klippenbügel" happen.
@maliksamarijones9304
@maliksamarijones9304 3 жыл бұрын
Texas governor: "it's time to open Texas 100%!" Translation: "Please stop hating me for the blackouts and having to boil your water."
@zoe6723
@zoe6723 3 жыл бұрын
I am in a small town in Texas, and I have not and will not forget the long hours without power & heat. Rolling outages that could have been scheduled, but NO, surprise after surprise. I am angrier that there are no vials of vaccine to be found for the 1B group, over 65 years old. I know my small city is trying, but it is the state's fault. Not a priority for Abbott.
@luluesparza7360
@luluesparza7360 3 жыл бұрын
Impeach him: www.change.org/p/greg-abbott-impeach-texas-governor-abbott
@shannond7437
@shannond7437 3 жыл бұрын
Someone gets it! Overload the hospitals, that helps the nurses get paid more right!? Lol shameless
@lavarballscousin9391
@lavarballscousin9391 3 жыл бұрын
@BETHANY R Jimenez as someone who does live in Texas, I’m voting for him cuz he’s one of our greatest governors and isn’t following pseudo science, get over yourself 🤡
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 3 жыл бұрын
@@lavarballscousin9391 We super believe you're a real person...
@xBloodySymphonyx
@xBloodySymphonyx 3 жыл бұрын
I love how no one seems to understand what's actually happening with the Potato Head thing 😂 they will still say Mr and Mrs on the respective boxes, but there will also be other ones without the distinction
@jakebp
@jakebp 3 жыл бұрын
When he said "drinking gin straight from the bottle," I literally was putting my cup of gin to my mouth -- I might need to re-evaluate my life....or not. More gin!!!
@dhFLOOPY
@dhFLOOPY 3 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think that they're not really pro-life after all...
@susanw2869
@susanw2869 3 жыл бұрын
Starting? It's always been about controlling women, nothing else.
@sneakybunny2165
@sneakybunny2165 3 жыл бұрын
@@susanw2869 exactly. Nothing they love more than putting uppity women in their place. Disgusting.
@lauriebertramroberts8990
@lauriebertramroberts8990 3 жыл бұрын
they never have been
@StyxTBuferd
@StyxTBuferd 3 жыл бұрын
What tipped you off? The 500K COVID deaths?
@oldschoolman1444
@oldschoolman1444 3 жыл бұрын
Only until you pop out, after that they could care less.
@EricaGamet
@EricaGamet 3 жыл бұрын
Seth just keeps getting better and better... please don't ever bring back the studio audience! The rapport with the crew (or the dead silence from them) just makes it that much better. ::chef's kiss::
@FeuerblutRM
@FeuerblutRM 3 жыл бұрын
Klippenbügel (Cliffhanger) 😂😂😂😂👍 I will keep that word!
@sebastiangruber5345
@sebastiangruber5345 3 жыл бұрын
For all asking: "Ocean Master" refers to "the settlers of Catan" or short "Catan"
@SHEandITpodcast1
@SHEandITpodcast1 3 жыл бұрын
Did I just watch the guy who went to Mexico while the state he represents didn’t have drinkable water and heat talk about representing the working class???
@GreenDragon11
@GreenDragon11 3 жыл бұрын
Yes you most certainly did!
@blkcatzette
@blkcatzette 3 жыл бұрын
That Part.
@luvslagos
@luvslagos 3 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@SHEandITpodcast1
@SHEandITpodcast1 3 жыл бұрын
@Steve Nunez cancun cruz 😂😂😂😂
@anthonyhayden7684
@anthonyhayden7684 3 жыл бұрын
What would him being there have changed? If you don't mind me asking.
@ryanwilliams8750
@ryanwilliams8750 3 жыл бұрын
thats really sad that only now does Amazon, one of the biggest companies if not the biggest in the US doesnt have any unions. Thats fucking straight embarrassing
@jasonfaulkner8644
@jasonfaulkner8644 3 жыл бұрын
Uber should have unions too. Oh wait ... half those cars will be autonomous inside 15 years. No employees = low overhead. Picture all those empty cars trolling around the city, empty, waiting for rides. The owner at home in his mansion eating Doritos, watching the passive income progressive from his sofa. I digress.
@ryanwilliams8750
@ryanwilliams8750 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonfaulkner8644 im not sure a lot of that made sense XD like i tried to but your grammar is shite my friend. I dont even know what you were trying to accomplish lol were you disagreeing with me or just trying to comment, i literally do not know.
@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonfaulkner8644 , Look at what happened in California, those 'contractors' already are not employees! This is actually cheaper for Uber as the upkeep cost of the vehicle is someone else's problem. Automatic cars are not going to change this in the slightest either, for it still will be cheaper if those where officially owned by someone else. All Uber would do is offer a contract where they assign riders to those vehicles, which is all they claim to do for drivers right now in any case. Any damage to the vehicles, up-keep, or any other cost will still be the contractual obligation of the owner of the vehicle. No reason to change this 'push the cost onto the owner' model regardless if the vehicle has a driver or not.
@jasonfaulkner8644
@jasonfaulkner8644 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanwilliams8750 You are correct. Though harmless, it is an unnecessary, even regrettable post. It happens. Apologies. I'll erase it.
@ryanwilliams8750
@ryanwilliams8750 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonfaulkner8644 youre fine man! i was literally just trying to decipher it like Nick Cage did to the Declaration of Independence. I was like what is this man trying to tell me XD. Youre all good mate, thanks for the response and clarification.
@awesomeraven9178
@awesomeraven9178 3 жыл бұрын
German citizen here and that picture you showed of the state Baden Württemberg in the „Krimiserie“ picture is actually a famous snapshot of the town Rothenburg ob der Tauber in the state Bavaria. That would be like talking about how awesome this show from New Mexico is and then showing the Alamo.
@jayluck8047
@jayluck8047 3 жыл бұрын
That bit with Fred, I nearly choked on my coffee even before they cut back to Seth. That was sweet editing, and perfect comedic timing. Man, did I laugh. 🤣
@DanielVerberne
@DanielVerberne 3 жыл бұрын
Australian here - I’m shocked at how long it is taking your federal government to get the COVID Relief bill approved - surely lawmakers are aware of the economic suffering of their citizens?
@jane.elliot5782
@jane.elliot5782 3 жыл бұрын
They do not care. AT ALL
@EmpressTarotGabbyTurner
@EmpressTarotGabbyTurner 3 жыл бұрын
As long as the uber wealthy are still profiting, what's the rush???
@alex35agm
@alex35agm 3 жыл бұрын
The Democrats are but the republican senators all voted against helping Americans.They were too busy worshipping The Donald at CPAC.
@tomlewis9783
@tomlewis9783 3 жыл бұрын
Are you M$D on the HD?
@user-nf9xc7ww7m
@user-nf9xc7ww7m 3 жыл бұрын
Presidential systems have that flaw. Just glad ithasnt yet devolved into a dictatorship like all the other presidential systems have at some point in time (Mexico, Brazil, Nigeria, etc)
@stephenmorrow5069
@stephenmorrow5069 3 жыл бұрын
I’m fully vaccinated and still wear my mask every time I leave my house. I don’t want to make someone else uncomfortable because they see me not wearing a mask
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 3 жыл бұрын
That's very considerate and responsible. It's also a very smart idea because science knows that the vaccine is very effective at keeping people from getting (very) sick from COVID-19, but it's not yet known whether it eliminates their ability to host and spread the virus.
@jasonpop1628
@jasonpop1628 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you !
@stevejette2329
@stevejette2329 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen Morrow - Are you saying you actually CARE about other people, even strangers ?? You, sir, are no republican !!
@stephenmorrow5069
@stephenmorrow5069 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevejette2329 I sadly have to say you are right. In GA where I am, it’s the rare thing to believe in science and facts
@ngotemna8875
@ngotemna8875 3 жыл бұрын
@@AlexanderGuzman-hb1kc Oi! Be stupid somewhere else. I mean that!
@herbsandmagick4532
@herbsandmagick4532 3 жыл бұрын
The Salk textbook joke is where I lost it, too good!!
@megan1785
@megan1785 3 жыл бұрын
been loving this absurd closer looks lately! pandemic seth is best seth
@sanseijedi
@sanseijedi 3 жыл бұрын
Side note: some nights Seth just nails the sweet spot of his stream-of-consciousness show and I really love it. What a gift!
@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, technically Amazon isn't lying when they say, "Unions can't. We can". They can. They absolutely can. If anyone can, it's Amazon. But they won't. Therein lies the problem
@zaczane
@zaczane 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Can't? Or Won't? Amazon: Uhh either? Both? Me:😠
@jinxon786
@jinxon786 3 жыл бұрын
That Pacino was great!! On par with Hader 🤣😂🤣
@glitterglow6749
@glitterglow6749 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure I'm not the only ARMY who loved the BTS on SNL reference. That said, I think you deserve more than a tumbleweed in your standby line, Seth.
@joachimschoder
@joachimschoder 3 жыл бұрын
Also funny: The party who claims to be pro free market freaks out about supposed cancel culture when a corporation makes a decision they don't like.
@stevenwilliams9413
@stevenwilliams9413 3 жыл бұрын
Also also funny: The party who claims to be pro-life freaks out about supposed leans against their “Amendment-given Rights” when doctors and specialists say masks will save more lives, and immediately jump onboard cheering for COVID.
@clairekaplan7417
@clairekaplan7417 3 жыл бұрын
Most of these people couldn't come up with an actual definition of being "cancelled" if they tried. Of course, those who could might then notice that their definition also applies to things like ending slavery. Or maybe that's when cancel culture was born!
@LazyIRanch
@LazyIRanch 3 жыл бұрын
The Potato Head toy decision was purely an economic one. Cheaper to make one version and put all the parts in the box. It's not a popular toy anymore so it makes a lot of sense to condense two almost identical products into one.
@KipVelcrono
@KipVelcrono 3 жыл бұрын
@@clairekaplan7417 being cancelled technically society boycotting you for not having na acceptable opinion. I think we can all agree tho that people try to cancel others for almost everything
@clairekaplan7417
@clairekaplan7417 3 жыл бұрын
@@KipVelcrono But nobody was boycotting Dr. Seuss or Mr. Potato Head. edit -- Also, what socially unacceptable opinions are we talking about? Who is having these opinions? Mr. Potato Head himself?
@rei-rei
@rei-rei 3 жыл бұрын
According to Republicans: Cancel cuture = when a company modifies a property that it owns but you think you might get an outraged soundbite out of it.
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 3 жыл бұрын
For a party that claims coporations are people and free speech they seem have have a problem with a corporation using its freedom of speech.
@pagesinked
@pagesinked 3 жыл бұрын
I wheezed at the Dr. Bronner's soap joke. 😂
@Barafu
@Barafu 3 жыл бұрын
@Late Night with Seth Meyers Nice shirt! Grey is totally your colour!
@crovax1375
@crovax1375 3 жыл бұрын
But the GOP was very concerned about "thousands of good union" jobs when the Keystone pipeline was cancelled...
@katherinehunter9526
@katherinehunter9526 3 жыл бұрын
Canadians too.
@juliegaffney1849
@juliegaffney1849 3 жыл бұрын
1200 short term destructive jobs. Not worth it.
@aminmian7291
@aminmian7291 3 жыл бұрын
Those jobs were temporary, mainly construction workers (which are already unionized). You dont expected teachers to build their own schools or doctors/nurses to build their own hospitals. Even if the pipeline was done, it'd employed far less people whereas, as of this taping, green energy jobs employ far more and pay more.
@mrwascallyt9865
@mrwascallyt9865 3 жыл бұрын
propaganda make up crap to make your adversary look bad and then flip it to make yourself look better . they are shameless with no boundaries .
@kimashmore9941
@kimashmore9941 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrwascallyt9865 you're talking about trump right!
@srikothur2845
@srikothur2845 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who multi-watches every Closer Look, I promise this one is a classic episode. I will be piling on the hits 17 minutes at a time.
@angelahall4402
@angelahall4402 3 жыл бұрын
I only get my news from Seth Meyers. His the best 😊
@LittleTreeBlue
@LittleTreeBlue 3 жыл бұрын
The board game but gets funnier every time. I am 100% here for it
@MrBailyC
@MrBailyC 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Ted Cruz is working on his Alex Jones impression.
@JSone4Design
@JSone4Design 3 жыл бұрын
Great, just what we need, another set of fingernails on the chalkboard. 🙄
@elmarobberts5128
@elmarobberts5128 3 жыл бұрын
Is anything more laughable than Cruz doing the televangelist shuffle on stage? Is he planning a career in standup comedy?
@trnharris
@trnharris 3 жыл бұрын
@@elmarobberts5128 Exactly what I was thinking. Yea he wont make it-needs to stick to his day job. At which he also sucks
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 3 жыл бұрын
Beefing up the physique to match as well.
@enegmatixerebro
@enegmatixerebro 3 жыл бұрын
This show keeps my sanity in check with humor 💚
@nicolebrown1927
@nicolebrown1927 3 жыл бұрын
I love when Seth does Al Pacino😂!💙
@guineatte
@guineatte 3 жыл бұрын
Klippenbügel isn’t but definitely should be a German word 😂
@guineatte
@guineatte 3 жыл бұрын
@M Jazz Agree!
@Yiazamat
@Yiazamat 3 жыл бұрын
So, this may sound silly but... Does Covid have lobbyists? Because it sometimes feels like it.
@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul 3 жыл бұрын
Not at all silly, and depressing when you deeply think on it: No, Covid doesn't... but neither do the people dying from it....
@GreenDragon11
@GreenDragon11 3 жыл бұрын
Cooperations that have made a killing due to COVID do! And I meant the double entendre!
@moderusprime
@moderusprime 3 жыл бұрын
I live in Houston Texas and I can assure you, I'm keeping my f*cking mask on.
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 3 жыл бұрын
Fred (12:20) had a still-footage set up of himself just before having to run back to hit them drums.. 😂😂😂
@drainedeyes4268
@drainedeyes4268 3 жыл бұрын
Working at Whole Foods at the height of the pandemic as an essential worker I got usually a 15 minute break in an 8 hour day lol
@brandonptx
@brandonptx 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, no surprise that the Texas Governor’s mansion is still closed for tours based on CDC recommendations.
@maytequirozreyes5314
@maytequirozreyes5314 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ileancoleman4072
@ileancoleman4072 3 жыл бұрын
Huh!!! Imagine that
@blkcatzette
@blkcatzette 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@JadenKaye
@JadenKaye 3 жыл бұрын
I voted against him. Perhaps those who voted for him who froze their asses off along with the rest of us will remember when election time returns, and remember Lyon Flyin Ted as well.
@gerardosilva1260
@gerardosilva1260 3 жыл бұрын
Abbott is trying to deflect his f#ck up with the energy-related disaster
@cuccicucci4480
@cuccicucci4480 3 жыл бұрын
Texas would be better off without anyone in charge. Get rid of Abbot and Costello Cruz and it'll all work out.😁
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 жыл бұрын
"Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't....I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step, Cut a little swathe and lead the people on." - Governor, Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
@shawnr771
@shawnr771 3 жыл бұрын
@@cuccicucci4480 Please take Dan Patrick and the AG Ken Paxton with them.
@cuccicucci4480
@cuccicucci4480 3 жыл бұрын
@@shawnr771 Where would you like me to take them then?🚔🚑 😂 TBH I don't even know who they are 😁
@LD86
@LD86 3 жыл бұрын
Also apparently the one who is to run against him in the next election was going to use Abbott's mask mandate and lockdown measures against him. Can't use them against him now... and Texans will die for this political move.
@elisecode2212
@elisecode2212 3 жыл бұрын
seth's enthusiasm about ocean master is like ben wyatt's cones of dunshire
@billyl6452
@billyl6452 3 жыл бұрын
DELAYED RIMSHOT WAS GOLD
@annikarara4683
@annikarara4683 3 жыл бұрын
As a native German let me say that we also use the term "cliff hanger". The literal translation sounds really funny though 😂
@mlfeathers7527
@mlfeathers7527 3 жыл бұрын
Need some work on this.
@Mallorca-ist-die-Schweiz-161
@Mallorca-ist-die-Schweiz-161 3 жыл бұрын
Spannungsüberleitungsbogen?
@apfeltpunkt2053
@apfeltpunkt2053 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect Translation would be Kliffhänger. Pronounciation almost identical. "Bügel" is only a hanger in the context of coat hangers. Kliff, Klippe are both german words that can be used as synonyms, but a "Kliff" only exists at the coast, while "Klippe" can be anywhere where it's extremely steep while being high. So... actually we say cliff hanger or Kliffhänger and you wouln't be able to determine which one we used, cause it sounds identical. :)
@Jamick98Geass
@Jamick98Geass 3 жыл бұрын
In 2 Weeks: “Cases in Texas skyrocket!” Yeah this whole “states can all do whatever they want” thing isn't going to work no matter how many times we have to keep doing this.
@stevejette2329
@stevejette2329 3 жыл бұрын
Like the civil war officers who pledged to the union but really they meant their states. Situation ethics. Traitors.
@GreenDragon11
@GreenDragon11 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevejette2329 Everyone 1 of them!
@ianthemagus
@ianthemagus 3 жыл бұрын
"Our own internal marketing review indicates that we'll probably sell way more copies of The Grinch and The Lorax if we phase out the books with the slant eyes caricatures that no one buys anymore." "That's cancel culture!"
@athena1047
@athena1047 3 жыл бұрын
HI Seth. Thank you and staff for the pleasant distraction.
@marcus_w0
@marcus_w0 3 жыл бұрын
I'm german. An everything the graphics department put up there, actually made sense. Impressive.
@RedWizard86v2
@RedWizard86v2 3 жыл бұрын
It’s still weird to see a president speak in complete and clear sentences.
@ThePeperich
@ThePeperich 3 жыл бұрын
Add: again. Just a suggestion.
@afterkwiss
@afterkwiss 3 жыл бұрын
It's still weird to see a president, period.
@CartoonHero1986
@CartoonHero1986 3 жыл бұрын
I agree. I also think this is why the new crazy theory is "Biden is a clone" because he is competent and they spent the whole time projecting Trump's incompetence on Biden during the election they can't believe Biden is and has always been of sound mind while running and taking office.
@Firecracker66
@Firecracker66 3 жыл бұрын
@@afterkwiss 😆
@anthonydefex777
@anthonydefex777 3 жыл бұрын
Its funny how Ted Cruz is developing a physique like Rump's
@sidoniegabrielle269
@sidoniegabrielle269 3 жыл бұрын
i noticed that too, it’s like he’s leaning forward with his stomach fat as if it’s pulling him to the ground!!!
@anthonydefex777
@anthonydefex777 3 жыл бұрын
@@sidoniegabrielle269 Cruz wants to look like Rump as much as possible
@ralphjames1211
@ralphjames1211 3 жыл бұрын
Awwwwe, the Fat Shaming!!!!!!! I looove the Fat Shamers!!!!
@anthonydefex777
@anthonydefex777 3 жыл бұрын
@@ralphjames1211 i Cruz looks like sheet, then he looks like sheet
@janetsears5529
@janetsears5529 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha.
@carolinah4348
@carolinah4348 3 жыл бұрын
I live in Baden-Württemberg and would never have thought I'd ever hear Seth speak those words (btw pretty damn good pronunciation, the years in the Netherlands really upped his game it seems :D ).
@sanantoniorose9832
@sanantoniorose9832 3 жыл бұрын
I think my Governor wants me to die, BUT I'm going to wear my masks and keep social distance so I can vote against him next time up.
@jasonfaulkner8644
@jasonfaulkner8644 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, 80% of deaths are over 80 yrs old. And of those senior citizens that vote, the vast majority vote Republican. So, your Governor is also a bit stupid, electorally speaking.
@ThisUserHasBeenCanceled
@ThisUserHasBeenCanceled 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonfaulkner8644 These people have been vaccinated! That was the plan, remember? Lockdown until the elderly are vaccinated! Now let's get back to our normal lives!
@H240909
@H240909 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThisUserHasBeenCanceled No, its never been that. Its lock down until the majority of people are vaccinated. That's what herd immunity means. We aren't there yet and neither is Texas. So nut up, shut up, and wear the damn mask so you don't get people killed. Or so you or your loved ones don't get killed because its certainly not just the elderly that die from this.
@ThisUserHasBeenCanceled
@ThisUserHasBeenCanceled 3 жыл бұрын
@@H240909 If I get the vaccine, I can still infect other people. The only people that need a vaccine are people that are vulnarable (mostly elderly). If they don't get sick anymore, the problem is OVER.
@H240909
@H240909 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThisUserHasBeenCanceled Tell that to the mother and her three kids who all died of Covid. People have a moral obligation to wear the masks until the CDC says otherwise. Hell, just common sense says that this is not over based on the half a million dead already.
@danielleatherdale7764
@danielleatherdale7764 3 жыл бұрын
A Closer Look is my Jam!... Give me likes for the Sea Captain!
@notconvinced
@notconvinced 3 жыл бұрын
The Sea Captain was Hot! 🥰💃🎼🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶💝
@realthangedwards3883
@realthangedwards3883 3 жыл бұрын
Killing me with Pacino impression..lol
@RomyRavenna
@RomyRavenna 3 жыл бұрын
Klippenbügel 🤣🤣🤣 my German soul died 🤣🤣🤣
@vanessaheine8093
@vanessaheine8093 3 жыл бұрын
I’m German and that German crime show parody was ON POINT.
@FrankGeiger
@FrankGeiger 3 жыл бұрын
I am German and I wished to see it, but there is no ufdm :-( Can you link it, please? And actually: Please don't use Google to translate "cliffhanger". Your translation "Klippenbügel" is painting a picture of a coat hanger hanging from a cliff in my mind. The real German word for it is "cliffhanger".
@briansturm6221
@briansturm6221 3 жыл бұрын
Anybody here not German???
@nikilase4312
@nikilase4312 3 жыл бұрын
@@briansturm6221 nope. All your comment are belong to us
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 3 жыл бұрын
I am German and it was not.
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 3 жыл бұрын
@@nikilase4312 Please think before making such not very smart remarks.
@katherinetepper-marsden38
@katherinetepper-marsden38 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone in Austin is like, nope, I'll keep my mask on thanks.
@gandalfnamirreh379
@gandalfnamirreh379 3 жыл бұрын
To quote my favorite comic . . . . "YOU CANT FIX STUPID" , and he's a Texan.
@justusbraz
@justusbraz 3 жыл бұрын
Seth’s description of his board game reminded me of Aunty Donna’s bit about learning a new board game. Worth a look if you haven’t seen it. KZfaq.
@ceceliawight7059
@ceceliawight7059 3 жыл бұрын
They have to get ready for spring break. Then it will spread all over again.
@TheKrinkled1
@TheKrinkled1 3 жыл бұрын
yep, prepare for cries of "vaccines don't work!"
@killer88901
@killer88901 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKrinkled1 lol you are so right
@shawnr771
@shawnr771 3 жыл бұрын
South Padre Island here they come. Where there are no large cities and limited health facilities.
@TheAndkaren
@TheAndkaren 3 жыл бұрын
I hope Seth’s audience never comes back. These one-man shows are so much more interesting and special
@paulgreenhalgh1647
@paulgreenhalgh1647 3 жыл бұрын
Never use to watch them. I look forward to all of them now!! Colbert, Corden, Kimmel and Meyers. The no audience is the best. I loved watching all the attic, garage, den and kitchen shows! Cheers. Be safe!!
@jeffmccrea9347
@jeffmccrea9347 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he cusses and seems more like a real person rather than one who is suppressed by network and FCC censorship. He needs to go on cable like Bill Marr.
@mylittlegargoyle822
@mylittlegargoyle822 3 жыл бұрын
The OTT audience laughter during the Closer Looks was almost unbearable.
@ROCCOCYCLES
@ROCCOCYCLES 3 жыл бұрын
@@paulgreenhalgh1647 They are all extremely biased, unprofessional, state opinions instead of facts, and try too hard.
@ROCCOCYCLES
@ROCCOCYCLES 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeffmccrea9347 Maybe he should quit.
@blkcatzette
@blkcatzette 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Seth. That's my hand clap.
@petergiaschi6697
@petergiaschi6697 3 жыл бұрын
Seth, you've kept me sane for the past year. Thank you.
@verdimundi4532
@verdimundi4532 3 жыл бұрын
Just make it through the next two months without screwing up -- imagine if we had actually done that a year ago :(
@spike238
@spike238 3 жыл бұрын
1/2 million dead isn't enough ? … apparently not,
@katherinehunter9526
@katherinehunter9526 3 жыл бұрын
It's criminal and Heart breaking.
@juliegaffney1849
@juliegaffney1849 3 жыл бұрын
This will be considered a historic evil.
@user-nf9xc7ww7m
@user-nf9xc7ww7m 3 жыл бұрын
It's a hoax. Theyre on vacation in cancun. Ted Cruz was on a secret mission, not vacation 😋 That's a joke, BTW. The only q I like is John deLancie ("oh, jean-luc") i.pinimg.com/originals/37/36/1d/37361d96678a2d34e40418f2c45113e4.jpg
@jameskim1505
@jameskim1505 3 жыл бұрын
Tx wants 200k more before mother's day
@BleedingUranium
@BleedingUranium 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-nf9xc7ww7m Well, a Picard facepalm is definitely appropriate for nearly everything Trump and the Republicans do lol
@christinemusselman5499
@christinemusselman5499 3 жыл бұрын
Seth, your Pacino is excellent!
@MaxUltimata
@MaxUltimata 3 жыл бұрын
For those who don't speak German, "Unterhaltung fur die menschen" means "Entertainment for the men", and "Krimiserie" means "Crime Series". It's still not nearly as direct and blunt as German proper.
@juliahoward937
@juliahoward937 3 жыл бұрын
Menschen means people not men.
@dr.z1657
@dr.z1657 3 жыл бұрын
8:28 The very definition of pissing on someone’s leg and telling them it’s raining.
@dmiller5765
@dmiller5765 3 жыл бұрын
Evangelical fundamentalist preaching Ted.
@karljohnson5778
@karljohnson5778 3 жыл бұрын
You know why they stand up for potato head and muppets? Because that's what majority of them are: Vegetables and Muppets
@aazhie
@aazhie 3 жыл бұрын
Someone get a doctor, these are some sick burns xD
@kaishernkeek8630
@kaishernkeek8630 3 жыл бұрын
Hehehehe...good one!
@MalO.ver1.0.x
@MalO.ver1.0.x 3 жыл бұрын
Did you mean, vegetables and puppets? :D
@randyjax09
@randyjax09 3 жыл бұрын
Lol anyone who refers to molly as “molly” has definitely done molly.
@SaltyChip
@SaltyChip 3 жыл бұрын
I can top that. I once did molly while on molly. Fun times!
@MsSonnyR
@MsSonnyR 3 жыл бұрын
Took a “molly” in Las Vegas, didn’t know it was called that. It was fun going to the club at 3am and ending up at the hotel pool party at noon. I was chill AF. 15 yrs ago we just called it “X” good times 🤫😎
@thomassby7139
@thomassby7139 3 жыл бұрын
Now THAT was a great impression of Al Pacino. Thanx Seth. Gotta see 'Scent of a Woman" again now...
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 жыл бұрын
It's nice to know that when it's time to do something stupid first, we can always count on the Dixie States to blaze that trail
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 3 жыл бұрын
Southern states out here trying to out-stupid each other. Why don’t we want them to secede again?
@stormyweather8798
@stormyweather8798 3 жыл бұрын
Hooing the south breaks off in a earthquake then gets drowned in the sea rising from global warming.
@notconvinced
@notconvinced 3 жыл бұрын
I'd be fine with them being their own country of DUMBASSES but then they would have all the Beautiful Coastlines and I can't imagine the suffering that the DECENT people who wouldn't be able to afford to move would have to endure. These people are a Virus in and of themselves and their behavior needs to be eradicated.
@jthomas6105
@jthomas6105 3 жыл бұрын
In all fairness, I see this argument a lot, but don't really understand it from a data perspective. Florida is in the better half of states when it comes to COVID deaths/capita (29th?), and they didn't wreck the economy in the process, AND kids are in school, AND they also have the challenge of the oldest population in the union. Meanwhile, full lockdown states like NY, NJ, etc are not just 50% worse but in some cases 100% worse when it comes to death rates. So, like I said, I don't get it. Maybe people just see "republican" and get upset. I'm not sure anymore.
@jthomas6105
@jthomas6105 3 жыл бұрын
@justified hate Hey man, no doubt. And good points. However, for the COST we pay for these lockdowns, which is literally tens of millions of lives ruined (and I don't throw that around lightly, we're talking savings drained, businesses lost, education out the window), I would expect to at least see a discernable difference between typical "lockdown" states and typical "open" states. But - please correct me if I'm wrong - the data simply doesn't support it whatsoever. So while COVID sucks and is a real thing, we should at least consider the fact we're making the situation 10x worse than it ever had to be by also causing all of this undue economic hardship.
@BlueEyedBrunette
@BlueEyedBrunette 3 жыл бұрын
@@notconvinced Thank you for acknowledging those of us who'd rather not essentially be left to die. Although even blue states have their red zones and so on. (Both Pelosi and Devin Nunes are from California, for goodness sake.) It's really becoming a more rural/urban divide than regional, and even then rural kids don't deserve to die just because their parents are in a committed relationship with stupidity.
@loriraizin
@loriraizin 3 жыл бұрын
'"An epidural to get through a manicure" - lol!
@katesun2957
@katesun2957 3 жыл бұрын
Amazon employees don't get two half hour breaks. I'm disabled, but have to work to afford crazy things like food. I was pulled aside and reprimanded my first day after training. She said I took an hour for my second break. I hadn't even taken a half hour. I asked how that could be. She said when you drop off your cage, your break starts then!!!! But you have to get a new cage, which takes time, because they aren't light. Then you have to drive the cart across the whole warehouse to try to find a parking space for it. Then you need to take off your brace support. Then, since the parking spaces are all the way down at the end of the warehouse, you need to walk all the way down the whole length of the warehouse to get to the break room. I said, you wouldn't have more then a 5 minute break doing all that. She looked me straight in the eye, and said 3 to 5 minutes, that's right. Well, I'm 58 and the last 2 and a half hours of a 10 hour shift, and I was seeing double anyway. Just to get to your break, you needed a break. So, I never made it back. I couldn't drive home; I was a wreck. The work is hard and stressful. I was a picker. You drive a cart to a bin, scan the bin and then scan the item, although there are sometimes a lot of bar codes, but none are correct, so you have to bring the item to the managers to have them print out a bar code, but if you do that, then you're taking too long between items picked (scanned). Just thinking about it makes me start shaking.
@neutronpixie6106
@neutronpixie6106 3 жыл бұрын
Abbott is going to Houston tomorrow to poke holes in all of the space suits. "No one in Texas needs PPE!"
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 3 жыл бұрын
Remember Jade Helms!
@sndspderbytes
@sndspderbytes 3 жыл бұрын
@@sunshine3914 remember when abbit and ted ceuz whiped up the nutters into thinking a 300 man communicatoon specialist unit were going to round up millions of texas republicans and lock them up in FEMA camps in closed down wallmart buildings. Thank to abbot and cruz there were angry hillbillies shooting at our own soldiers!
@luluesparza7360
@luluesparza7360 3 жыл бұрын
Impeach him: www.change.org/p/greg-abbott-impeach-texas-governor-abbott
@ngotemna8875
@ngotemna8875 3 жыл бұрын
@@sndspderbytes For real? Wtf...
@lovelight9261
@lovelight9261 3 жыл бұрын
They are The Best! The Best is their favorite expression. Also "YOU NEED TO"
@kimmariefaber4636
@kimmariefaber4636 3 жыл бұрын
The late night comedies are the only way we Canadians can get REAL American news! Thanks Seth (and Stephen Colbert).
@bonnierussell9798
@bonnierussell9798 3 жыл бұрын
So don't watch news. Watch what is actually going on, from politicians mouths and actions.
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- 3 жыл бұрын
@@bonnierussell9798 to be fair, you do need the media for that, often. But there's a huge difference between opinion/news. In the US, that distinction is a bit fuzzy. Hence the great newsvalue of satire. It tends to be about ridiculing hypocrisy (hence the mountains of gold under Trump), not just some opinion. It is more bipartisan in nature, though it still has a blind spot as well. I like John Oliver better, considering true news. Late shows focus on the hypes and the insanity of the day. John tends to focus on the deep underlying problems. Yet, both only have a marginal effect. Entertaining at times, scary as a model...
@AbsentWithoutLeaving
@AbsentWithoutLeaving 3 жыл бұрын
@@corbeau-_- - Try PBS (Public Broadcasting Service) News Hour (if you can get the US broadcast in Canada, or wherever you live).
@sylviahaik6303
@sylviahaik6303 3 жыл бұрын
You can watch more comedy at the US/Canada Border. US citizens crossing carrying cannabis and firearms etc. which are allowed in USA but illegal in Canada claim Canada is an extension of USA but are led away in handcuffs.
@andrearepetto217
@andrearepetto217 3 жыл бұрын
Same, but add Amber Ruffin and Trevor Noah!! Need representation giving us the news.
@dingobronco2831
@dingobronco2831 3 жыл бұрын
when Seth says we love u i believe him more than if my momma was to ever say it. no lie Late night 1, mom im still waiting. ha!
@kittydreamz86
@kittydreamz86 3 жыл бұрын
Best late night talk show EASILY.
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