[TF2] Crack Mall

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[TF2] Crack Mall

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Күн бұрын

this map is what happens if autism gets turned into a .bsp file
...and honestly, that's pretty fun lol
Can we turn this Thonk guy into a burger please it would be funny
Thanks to ‪@The_SteelNerfer‬ for doing the editing on this one :)
#TF2
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Hey, thanks for watching my video. Your viewing support means a lot to me. There used to be a message here explaining that the purpose of this channel was a KZfaq race between me and one of my friends, but I roundly trounced him (in yer face Spencer) so I can't put that here anymore. So uhh... I guess I just make KZfaq videos for KZfaq's sake now. Enjoy lmao
Here's some links:
My KZfaq Channel: / @samwiz1
My Second (Worse) Channel: / @samwiz2591
My Twitch Channel (I stream sometimes! No promises!): / samwiz1
My Discord Invite: / discord
Patreon: / samwiz1
My TF2 Stupid Server's ip: 173.237.52.135
My TF2 Sunny Server's ip: 185.24.8.166
My Website: www.samwiz1.com/
Once again, thanks for watching! :D
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Пікірлер: 215

@Samwiz1 Жыл бұрын

Here's a link to this awful map lol steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2982784856 To the entire workshop, make more crap like this; whether it's a good map to play on or not at least it's fun to go through :)

@Miles_Perry Жыл бұрын

waffle house

@commanderfoxtrot Жыл бұрын

PLAY MINETEST ALREADY. You tease it so much it's just getting fucking annoying at this point when you bring it up.

@unfortunatelyipad Жыл бұрын

you should play on pl_offcenter if you haven't already, great gorgeous map that is in no way, an eyebleed

@kimberlylamm7677 Жыл бұрын

Hey Sam, if you’re looking for tf2 videos but they’re history in a nutshell, here’s some ideas: Russo-Japanese war Seven year war The war on terror 30 year war 9 year war Spanish succession war The French Revolution & Napoleon wars.

@iuploadalbums Жыл бұрын

Sam, you can't escape from the 24 hour tf2 stream.

@thanoid2373 Жыл бұрын

Sam, the 24 hour stream, go make it.

@Samwiz1 Жыл бұрын

What why

@randomrock. Жыл бұрын

@@Samwiz1 Do it.

@iuploadalbums Жыл бұрын

@@Samwiz1 It came to me in a dream.

@rob3rtbigtoegaming431 Жыл бұрын

@@Samwiz1sam please let me out of your basement I’ve been trapped down here for 5 days and all I’ve had to eat are my own toenail clippings

@danpinthethecond Жыл бұрын

thonk needs to become a regular

@Salutethesun2 Жыл бұрын

We must make the T H O N K B U R G E R

@themrmcnuggett2529 Жыл бұрын

The day Sam actually plays mine test will bring about the end times.

@ethosaur Жыл бұрын

Hey, map creator here! Thanks for playing my silly maps again lol.

@Samwiz1 Жыл бұрын

It is always an experience One of the experiences I’ve had this week Well, last week, but still

@konduktorpklpriv3133 Жыл бұрын

Gotta appreciate the touhou reference in the pool

@ethosaur Жыл бұрын

@@konduktorpklpriv3133 love my silly fishy

@InsertFunnyThingHere Жыл бұрын

Make crack dungeon next

@xaracen7207 Жыл бұрын

make a minetest clone but name it something else so he can play it please

@supersanttu7951 Жыл бұрын

"Ethosaur - In Game: Subnautica" "- In Game: Deep Rock Galactic" A man after my own heart.

@ethosaur Жыл бұрын

Both very good games

@sawekpiniuzk2007 Жыл бұрын

@@ethosaurtrue

@tuhoangminh2658 Жыл бұрын

Sam should be the reviewer for every maps that can be crack maps

@kanderion5685 Жыл бұрын

the guy who made this map managed to get it onto the lazypurple silly servers, his username is "aldebarado" or "aldebrando" or something like that, he's a funny guy to talk to and often explains that he likes the concept of slime girls, that's why you can find quite a few in this map.

@ethosaur Жыл бұрын

I go by Ethosaur there too, and yes, slimes are very cool.

@evanm1337 Жыл бұрын

@@ethosaurI, too, find slime girls cool. They're literally shapeshifters but even better at cuddling (sometimes)

@RyujinRoninReach Жыл бұрын

No freaking way I was just exploring the map yesterday with nobody in it It’s uniquely beautiful

@MrSeal-wc2vk Жыл бұрын

7:57 that whole maze is a reference to the Book “The House of Leaves” by Mark Z. Danielewski

@djdedf1sh473 Жыл бұрын

The biggest joke is when he actually plays the map

@level20eevee75 Жыл бұрын

I like how wakasagihime is at the swimming pool area, just sitting above it, in zun’s art.

@Nate303 Жыл бұрын

I’m autistic so I know that this map is AT MOST 80% autism. It is impure.

@inductivegrunt94 Жыл бұрын

Samwiz always just finds the peak perfect maps to play on, without fail. And he and his friends just make them even better. With this map here being a perfect example of it.

@gilyde6401 Жыл бұрын

I sure do love the Fnaf jump scare 14:45

@Roundcrocodile4853 Жыл бұрын

Had a dream last night that was very similar to this. The only different was it was realistic and took place in a SCP foundation JUST GOT TO THE PART WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT SCP SAM STOP WATCHING MY DREAMS

@Samwiz1 Жыл бұрын

Gotta get content inspiration somewhere :/

@miguelnozaripires9770 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@ekneik Жыл бұрын

i like that there are fellow miners in sams chat

@ConTheMAN Жыл бұрын

Original Crack tower had pizza tower reference

@oldmonitor2748 Жыл бұрын

this is my chill parts of my brain turned into .bsp file

@easterntitan8308 Жыл бұрын

1:06 I swear Mac is basically the chaotic evil in your friend group.

@markguyton2868 Жыл бұрын

3 things I have noticed regarding this creator's maps: -1. Relevant Memes -2. Interesting Easter Eggs -3. Slime Girls

@Ghostly3011 Жыл бұрын

Hey! I remember this stream! Someone in chat held the rest of chat hostage until Sam have the server password. _with a fucking Omori fanfic._

@kaden-sd6vb Жыл бұрын

Oh dear lord

@yeahjj Жыл бұрын

Glad to see what its like inside my brain 👍

@sentientlvl.5mortar886 Жыл бұрын

Pizza tower filled to the brim with memes and crazy shit

@Terresact Жыл бұрын

"semi regular basis" over the last 2 weeks you've posted 5? Videos. Proper amazing man mad respect keep it up!

@thenicster3051 Жыл бұрын

1:06 Words cannot describe how funny this was to me while I was half asleep

@MRTEXAS-pq8hr Жыл бұрын

6:10 Thonk is SCP-6104749 “The Rapscallion”

@luigikaboyack5067 Жыл бұрын

Im glad you covered this map its so me

@jalontf2 Жыл бұрын

This map is a 1990s Nickelodeon wet dream

@Ghostly3011 Жыл бұрын

6:09 swarm_unit_4359: wtf did i stumble into scout_b_gone: *SAND*

@maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr Жыл бұрын

I saw Pillar John in thumbnail Then saw Peppino in the vid It's a Samwiz1 vid about TF2 This is a crossover we never knew would happen

@WeFightForKarl Жыл бұрын

2:51 ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!

@aboveaveragenerd3306 Жыл бұрын

7:10 as someone with autism I have to agree

@dragonmastercj871 Жыл бұрын

Sam in 2031 after completely running out of content finally playing minetest:

@squidhgf9997 Жыл бұрын

Wait the joking self confidence is a thing? Huh, good to know. I've been doing that for a few years already.

@omniscientbarebones Жыл бұрын

Sam, you can’t stop crowsting on Joey’s server. Crowst once more, Sam. It can’t be crowver forever.

@austinday9135 Жыл бұрын

The crack mall get all of the best crack here. Democrack:For 3 ref!

@da_pwo 28 күн бұрын

i remember this map on lazypurples silly server, it was really cool to explore, though i wish i knew more of the references

@Salutethesun2 Жыл бұрын

14:46 jumpscare warning

@lilian-pvz5126 Жыл бұрын

Clicked on the vid because of John Pillar, ended up staying for everything else, was not dissapointed

@evgrigs 11 ай бұрын

2:51 thank you for editing me the deep rock galactic part in you can’t say that on his streams now because of me, I kept saying to play it

@iamdespy 9 ай бұрын

lol

@jpwalla0208 Жыл бұрын

This is what I see in my head

@Miles_Perry Жыл бұрын

crack tower part 2

@tetro431 Жыл бұрын

☝🤓☝🤓☝🤓(it's a mall so it's a sequel with a creative name for once )

@Delta-l87 Жыл бұрын

My commentary to this boils down to “why not?”

@pumpkingpie2938 Жыл бұрын

The crack mall is my favorite place to steal crack

@yuugienjoyer Жыл бұрын

4:49 WAGGYSAGGY SPOTTED

@ethosaur Жыл бұрын

WAGGYSAGGY LOVER SPOTTED! (I love fishy)

@BlackdragonTheShadow 5 ай бұрын

Same here

@wiggytommy8607 Жыл бұрын

now your thonking w/ burgers

@user-ti9bh6tz7g Жыл бұрын

Huh, I don’t remember doing any LSD today

@thecondiffs Жыл бұрын

2:00 finally... Spaceburgers from Chicken Invaders

@SeerOfTheWest Жыл бұрын

Imagine if you will, taking everything known to man, and showing up in this map.

@darkerXTV Жыл бұрын

holy shit this map is so random it make Sam actually cuss at 4:20 lmao

@Samwiz1 Жыл бұрын

*What* I was saying “Thonk you in the background” but I completely understand where you’re coming from; without context of the guy’s name it really does sound like that lmao

@darkerXTV Жыл бұрын

@@Samwiz1 lmao dang I just noticed I was hoping u actually cuss one day

@icetide9411 Жыл бұрын

Sam is going to play every single custom map ever before playing Minetest

@roboticintelligenceunit1a652 Жыл бұрын

3:04 HALF LIFE 2 ZERO PRECIPITATION

@crackheadcranium1664 Жыл бұрын

I was playing this map 2 days ago and it was awesome

@FaultyTwo Жыл бұрын

"crack..? CRACK!? CRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCK!!? CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-RAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCK!"

@anwd8646 Жыл бұрын

I rate this map a Pizza Tower pillar John out of a Pizza Tower Peppino Spaghetti.

@dontdomewrong1932 Жыл бұрын

8:33 Its him!!

@GBVideoGuy Жыл бұрын

Oh hey cool I have autism and I love this map Incapable of possessing the *wait* for this to be in the beutiful map rotation on Samrizz1's Stupid server

@sdxq Жыл бұрын

i love that shit! XD 4:21

@sovereignDrop7 Жыл бұрын

first time finding you and its 48 minutes after release nice.

@nefer-trebeledfomp-4129 Жыл бұрын

4:10 As someone who's seen some of his maps in VRChat, I think the map isn't even trying to *BE.*

@ethosaur Жыл бұрын

Yes

@superultimatexlrfire462 Жыл бұрын

One day, Samwiz will play Minetest. Some day. Not sure when, not sure how, but it'll happen

@rainbowflameproductions7121 Жыл бұрын

This is definitely the map of all time

@tetro431 Жыл бұрын

^big guy

@grunklepann3868 Жыл бұрын

It was me, Sam. I’m the guy who kept yelling about fanfics and stealing your fridge.

@MedicJigglypuff Жыл бұрын

The day Samwiz1 plays Minetest is the day Drip or Drown Season 2 comes out.

@LiterallyCrimzo Жыл бұрын

NO WAY STEELNERFER IS STILL USING MY ART AS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

@edrigus1503 Жыл бұрын

Short Yakuza in a coffin smiling at you, spotted at 13:51. You cannot escape crack-chat mr Samwiz1

@deeznutz5917 Жыл бұрын

Crack

@qbertking1910 Жыл бұрын

Average Floridian mall

@videogames8261 Жыл бұрын

rocks and stones

@SailorScotland Жыл бұрын

Crack Tower The Sequel

@ecotanimate4149 Жыл бұрын

“This is pure uncontained autism” -samwiz tf2 2023

@xaracen7207 Жыл бұрын

this is indeed a map of all time

@spudermun9522 Жыл бұрын

i honestly thought that the title said "spy cloak kill"

@demonmysterykid3343 Жыл бұрын

So cool.

@aydeeaychdee Жыл бұрын

Honey stop what you're doing! Samwiz just uploaded

@jakebolls3420 Жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH TOUHOU HIJACK LOL

@ghost_rouge Жыл бұрын

I find thonk just being completely deadpanned the funniest thing. Im a fricken sand snorter

@haxxormcbunny7456 Жыл бұрын

Crack tower sequel?!

@Magicjacken Жыл бұрын

I watched this video while I had the second worse nosebleed of my life

@scout1696 Жыл бұрын

CRACK MALL CRACK MALL

@jklleskov2699 Жыл бұрын

Wait, the bread bite glows in the dark?

@invschematics Жыл бұрын

2:36 "What the frick this is" as Samwiz says passing a picture with a caption of "What the fuck is going on"

@PrimarySweeper13 Жыл бұрын

Thank you Steel

@potatolord7284 Жыл бұрын

7:16 As someone on the spectrum I'm not 100% sure how to take that comment

@beanman9760 Жыл бұрын

Beans

@timteecvhn Жыл бұрын

I played on this map earlier today on your server and suffice to say. The skybox gives me a bloody headache.

@vladgabrielmatei9128 Жыл бұрын

A lot of people asking Sam to play deep rock You lot forget this guy is not capable of positive things or non-shitpost strats. Therefore he wont understand the duty of DRG