Hi! Creator of Flak Furnished here, i feel super dishonest in how i presented my warpaint. What i did was select the best of the best seeds to showcase it, and i feel i couldve showcased it better, i plan to make a v2 later down the line that fixes some of those issues. I love that you love it but i hate that its not all that it seems 😭

>starts the stream with "shalom" >immediately suggests the most vile actions one could do on the Internet What did Zesty mean by this, chat?

List of items in the stream: 0:00 - Introduction 5:45 - Funko Pop slander 11:36 - Opening the floodgates 13:15 - Highland's Hipster 13:52 - Warzone warpaint 17:50 - Avalanche Assault warpaint 19:55 - Sharpshooter warpaint 21:24 - The Caped Cremator 23:55 - Machine Forged warpaint 26:56 - The Gambler 28:18 - Backdraft Blocker 28:26 - Fire Guard Garb 29:34 - Fire Marshal 29:45 - Invisible Flame 30:17 - Scorched Earth Stompers 31:07 - Classic Colors warpaint 33:02 - Nobody unusual effect 34:21 - Rhino weapon model 36:29 - Lunar Cycles warpaint 37:17 - Live Wired warpaint 39:02 - Secret Signal 40:04 - Snake Eye 40:31 - Sizzling unusual effect 42:05 - Civil Servant 42:54 - Dystopian Duster 44:19 - The Extinguished Gentlemann 46:49 - Ipanema's Touch warpaint 47:02 - Team Casted warpaint 48:24 - thoughts on people saying Richter lied? 52:49 - back to Team Casted warpaint (maybe) 54:27 - Slacker's Slacks 55:51 - Fluorescent Fauna unusual effect 56:26 - Vampire's Vest 58:02 - Low Roller's warpaint 59:17 - Mann at Work 59:22 - The Greaser's Do 1:00:14 - Builders Boilersuit 1:00:26 - Emergency Flares 1:00:34 - Zesty using Train of Thought 1:02:00 - Godfather warpaint 1:04:59 - Muenster Hunter 1:05:03 - Mr. Death 1:05:43 - The Grill O'Wisp 1:06:52 - Boom Bandit 1:07:07 - Bombslinger 1:07:16 - Triage Service 1:07:52 - Le Mann's warpaint 1:09:52 - The Gooner 1:10:05 - Dogsbody 1:10:24 - Busy Ruffian 1:11:17 - The Cloud Chaser 1:12:33 - Airborne Array warpaint 1:14:31 - Crochet Raccoon 1:15:13 - The Well Wisher 1:16:02 - Groovy V2 warpaint 1:19:21 - Coastal Camo warpaint 1:20:51 - The Bluffer-Fish weapon model 1:22:46 - The Mad Viper of Teufort 1:22:53 - Soul Patch 1:23:47 - Every 1:24:20 - Creeper in the Bush 1:24:31 - Caretaker weapon model 1:24:40 - Cover Cutter weapon model 1:24:52 - Cap of Covertness 1:25:09 - Weapon reskins question 1:28:08 - Cape of Concealment 1:28:28 - Skibidi Scout 1:29:35 - The Freudian Slip 1:30:00 - Woodchipper warpaint 1:30:45 - War is Health 1:31:45 - Overhaul of Gen 1-3 unusual effects 1:34:43 - Patriotic Pride 1:35:35 - Purple Range MK. II warpaint 1:39:35 - Deadshot Duster 1:42:04 - Badlands Rebel custom skin 1:44:32 - Richard Rat Cap 1:45:45 - Amber Fortress unusual effect 1:48:29 - Sleeper Agent warpaint 1:51:25 - Father Figure 1:51:41 - Royal Arms warpaint 1:53:03 - Mini warpaint + CAT 1:55:41 - Crisis Averted warpaint 1:57:04 - Decent Druid 1:58:23 - Pride Patched v3 warpaint 1:59:33 - Lemoned Crab unusual effect 2:00:49 - Mushroomancer 2:01:18 - High Society Suit 2:03:29 - The salvador 2:04:25 - Funny Giff 2:05:11 - Bubbly Bliss unusual effect 2:05:25 - Human Wrecking Ball 2:05:58 - Crepe Beret 2:07:12 - Urban Warflair 2:07:20 - Fully Fledged Fro 2:08:08 - Camo Coveralls 2:08:44 - Über Moustache 2:09:15 - if valve poll quick play or casual what community choose 2:10:12 - Mistress Of The Mist 2:11:01 - Jubilant Jumper warpaint 2:12:07 - Community HUD Fixes 2:12:27 - The Wild Weaves 2:13:25 - Light House warpaint 2:14:28 - Iron Ranger warpaint 2:16:21 - Gamma Greased 2:18:51 - Flak Furnished 2:20:02 - Private Predecessor 2:20:43 - Casualty Countdown 2:21:01 - Pixel Peepers 2:21:47 - Armored Snake v2 2:21:57 - Stomping Assassin v2 2:23:14 - Gaelic Goon 2:25:01 - Well Traveled warpaint 2:27:59 - Ion Meter warpaint 2:28:52 - beefy Belt 2:28:55 - Mann of the People 2:29:54 - Frames of Chronic and Sustained Cruelty 2:30:12 - Prohibition Physician 2:30:47 - The Cold Coat 2:34:22 - warpaint creation contest 2:35:38 - democratic rundown of them Warpaints by order: Evening Pulse, Prism Pulse, Tesla Select, Mann Audio, Firewall Breacher, Amplified Aesthetic, Amber Display, Striking Balance V1, Lava Liquidator, Gossima, Steamorked, Venerable, Steam Hunter, Backdated, Robo Refined MKII, Broken Record, Corridor Coated, Retrobright, Undercover Tech, Circuit Surge, Striking Balance V2, Death Ray. 2:44:11 - Broken record warpaint feedback 2:48:39 - Speed of Sound - You've reached the end! (the number of workshop streams went up a bunch) (should document or at least ease up the navigation process) Have a nice day.

It's sucks, that Valve will never update warpaints to allow work shoppers to do more with them

I wondered why it was privated

Zesty owns a Cirno Fumo ? Based and Fumo pilled.

33:30 theres a good point there, theres unusuals like smoking and the dimension unusual effects but the heads are still visible even if you cover you head with the smoke is not that intrussive

Thanks Zesty, love these streams

1:28:54 you know shit got serious when he takes off his glasses

We are balding with this one

This dude seems like a great candidate to have a beer with.

The chiappa is indeed a real revolver

Im glad someone like zesty is looking and reviewing these rather than myself, because I'd look at something decently high quality and regardless of how it would fit in TF2 I'd ask for it to be added

you know what else sticks out like a sore thumb? The copilot icon in your task bar

Zesty doesn't want the cape on Pyro cause it obstructs the fem Pyro's ass.

Chad fempyro mod VS virgin femboy workslop submission

anyone who is expert in tf2 sfm,editing,cgi,g mod, or stuff like that, can you pls make an image or a video with TRUMP holding out the dead ringer, for eg. - just like that image where Jesus is resurrected by dead ringer !! pls 😊

The Stomping Assassin looks like guilty gear character design

Wake up babe, new update just dropped!

Idk if you did it already, since im not in the discord server, but you could put a long cooldown in the links chat so people cannot post multiple things as soon as it opens.

44:18 this looks like one of those Garry's Mod combine mods in which the NPCs look nothing like combine soldiers

17:40 we'll get him next time

What do you have against sore thumbs

Im gooning to this rn

Bro that chatter who said avalanche assault was piss yellow desperately needs to drink more than one glass of water a month

was the pyro clock hat a reference to those old strawberry clock animations?

The more I look at the stream starting soon image the more I realise how utterly demented it is

I always get a little exited to watch these

WOAH THAT PYRO!!!! ... man if only my PC wasnt so dogpoop to run that fempyro mod...

I love how TF2’s “Villain” is also its most handsome tuber 🥲

I'd love to see what australium mk.II would look like, having the gold as a secondary color instead.

17:40 pretty sure this guy was joking

Does anyone know the Siivagunner rip at beginning of the stream ?

It’s nice to know that those one janitor who still works on tf2 memes, were completely true valid. I thought they were both part time programmers for tf2, I didn’t know he was a hat guy.

zesty you bad lad >:( at least tell me who won the content, im so interested to know which skin won

I know you caught yourself but "irregardless" isn't just redundant. it's plain wrong "regardless" already means without regard but the ir- prefix means "without" or "not" irregardless by definition means THE OPPOSITE of regardless, and you have people who treat them as synonyms. Redditors and their consequences have been a disaster for the English language

Le Mann James

20:00 the lower quality sniper rifle looks really good, like that sharpshooter thing I would absoluely take in anything less than Mint Condition. Too damn bad UV maps are too hard for Valve to drag into the folder.

No views in 5 seconds, It's joever

groovy v2 1:16:02 reminds me of a pattern and color set in old 90s busses seats. Lots of squiggly lines, funky colors on blue background

"I'm nor offended by it"

Clock head probably refers to Armageddon clock.

Give engineer the executioner from bo2, shotgun 6 shooter would work for a primary

Warzone war paint would be insane although itd likely be expensive as well :(

Please review buff the spy video

we need meme taunts

1:10:12 he literally has a weapon called the babyface blaster

animated textures are too much? what about unusuals?

I agree with a lot of his criticisms but sometimes Zesty talks like an old geezer. We can't have updated effects because they would look better than ancient dino poop, like WHAT?? I'm all for preserving artstyle but visual updates would not hurt the game at all.

live laugh love

U like trains?

17:50 they meant your SCM History, this doesn’t show any of your personal info. They wanted to see if you actually stopped spending money on the game lol

The difference between a game like Fortnite and Roblox ist that yes many people make shitty purely brainrot maps on both platforms but in the Fortnite community, nobody over 6 would touch those with a 10ft pole. Also Epic games has added meme skins and cosmetics, but never something that could even resemble brainrot.

2:08:44 is my favorite, valve add immediately

I will be so pissed off if they actually add good contents this summer, cuz summer 2023 is like one of the only good update the past few years, followed by winter 2023 (halloween is trash update as always. thanks Valve.). that being said, we shouldn't reward Valve until it's guarantee that they will treat us well. Tho i been waiting for Command Center warpaint so long, i'll be so mad if it get added, it's great skin i wanted.

2:20:48 r/UnexpectedLimbus

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hey i wanted to ask how do we submit workshop items for Zesty to see? i recently created a warpaint and i want an actual review on it and not people just being nice to me

bottom shelf mega gun😂

39:20 TFC Spy

We agree

1:58:24 I feel like people are going to see this and call you homophobic lol. Like nah you can support the LGBT and not make TF2 look like shit. LGBT person here btw don't hit me with that "you're homophobic" either.

I feel like i have to go against the grain here and say that most criticisms of Funko Pops is misguided because it comes from the soy/consoomer memes. However, you need to also consider their place in the collectible figures market. They are inexpensive and still have lots of franchises to choose from. If we take tf2 figures as an example you can pay hundreds for a single Neca figure or a fraction of that for one or more Funko Pops even though scalpers are holding both types of figures hostage at the moment. That being said i don't understand why people get so many of them since they are supposed to be cheap. Maybe they want to fill their wall like maxmoefoe did but i think that this looks tacky.

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1:29:40 Zesty, I'm watching your stream, why are you trying not to laugh? Bro, that's disrespectful as shit, bro.

I remember that i really do think he originally wasn't very...helpful in his critiques which i see he has changed but i just don't personally agree with tastes and i honestly hope tf2 tries to provide something for everybody