That Conspiracy Theories Episode

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Жыл бұрын

In this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Statman Dave are putting on their tinfoil hats and exploring all things conspiracy….football conspiracies that is.
No stone is left unturned - from FC Barcelona giving journey routes to Syrian rebels, to the glorious Carlos Kaiser who managed to have a glittering 13 year career whilst avoiding to play a single game...We have really doubled down on this one!
We also have a WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE with one of the chef’s from the infamous ‘Lasagna-gate’ scandal which rocked the world of football in 2006 when the Spurs squad fell down with a mysterious illness after eating Lasagna and Spaghetti Bol the night before playing West Ham - costing them a top four finish
We hope you enjoy this episode of, That Peter Crouch Podcast
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Пікірлер: 98

@martinmcwilliams Жыл бұрын

I’m in tears laughing at Chris trying to keep it together in the lasagna section 😂😂😂😂

@shanecook9414 8 ай бұрын

This is the greatest podcast episode ever, the part just before the Barca -Syria story, where they’re throwing Dave under the bus is comedy gold, could not stop laughing

@peterbissett3997 Жыл бұрын

Apparently this Peter Crouch didn't just come back stronger he came back stronger from the future to lead this podcast on a different path

@snakehips2135 Жыл бұрын

Beat it nerd

@cheershikes Жыл бұрын

Lasagnegate investigative section was epic lads! 😂😂

@NachosChanneluk Жыл бұрын

I really wish these were a bit longer, like touching an hour but i understand that shorter pods may be better for the longterm. Its amazing how fresh the podcast feels despite there not being too much emphasis on current news

@tureq85 Жыл бұрын

great laugh as always, you can always rely on Crouchie

@jordandale8896 Жыл бұрын

Love these 5am podcasts

@craigbennett3627 Жыл бұрын

ricardo fuller used to love student night in nantwich when he played for stoke, so did pennant! :D

@StatmanDave Жыл бұрын

Class

@supplefluid Жыл бұрын

I remember Supat Rungratsamee he played for Portsmouth but his age changed on championship manager year on year. Getting younger. I think there was another player at Portsmouth that this happened as well, but I can't remember much more.

@seanb3204 Жыл бұрын

I was worried you were gone but you're back stronger

@mr305andcrickettopfan3 Жыл бұрын

7:48 Sadly Jesters don’t do cockles anymore but I they do do tequila omelettes and luminous cocktails. Chris do you remember the four corners challenge, the twobicle or when the toilets flooding the bar staff sweeping out the piss into the outside drains?

@captainhindsight6994 Жыл бұрын

Grim lol

@solbamba2488 Жыл бұрын

Sometimes a guy comes to help my work out "john can" he's useless so we call him "john can't"

@BobLablah88 Жыл бұрын

Peter can't carry a straight face talking to the mouse...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@willmartin636 Жыл бұрын

I've been an amateur keeper for 25+ years and I'll shithouse on penalties until I retire With the R9 conspiracy if he did just have a seizure before the game it would explain why he played so shit. I've suffered with grand mal seizures for a while and they leave me wiped out for a day or two after let alone playing footy 3 hours later in a world cup final

@peterbissett3997 Жыл бұрын

Have you been food poisoned by a lasagne as well mate? Just checking as you might be on to win this week's Peter Crouch Bingo

@willmartin636 Жыл бұрын

@@peterbissett3997 nah you're better off asking Garfield

@andrewmartin2103 Жыл бұрын

You must use the post to clear your boots that's what keepers do to clear their studs.

@dutchlinde3574 Жыл бұрын

4k Peter Crouch let's go

@dreamjackson5483 Жыл бұрын

Good episode

@jape7588 Жыл бұрын

great ep :)

@colinlittlewood9613 Жыл бұрын

The Robert Jarni transfer to Coventry was a conspiracy that is pretty much confirmed at this point, Real Betis didn't want to sell him to another Spanish club so Real Madrid organised for Cov to buy him and then immediately bought him from Cov.

@piecerich7628 Жыл бұрын

I’ve never heard about that before. I can’t claim its a lie. Interesting though. I remember Robert Jarni.

@nathanhewkin4923 Жыл бұрын

Oranges contain Vitamin C which can help lessen the effects of psychedelic trips. A friend told me once

@StatmanDave Жыл бұрын

👀

@andrewmartin2103 Жыл бұрын

Yes ectasy reverses the effects.

@lorinsmith9898 Жыл бұрын

Chris why would you hear of Tommy Walsh 😂 Great pod lads as always.

@seagers_studio 10 ай бұрын

"If you can't shithouse on a pen, what is the actual point of being a goalkeeper" 😂

@snuggstcg Жыл бұрын

Jumping jacks 🤣 i remember that place, was far too young to get in haha

@NitroFrog92 Жыл бұрын

Is it just me or does the chefs disguised voice sound like Rio Ferdinand

@jaynebradley5743 Жыл бұрын

Banter - Cockle Man "Have you got crabs?"

@NLGNATHAN Жыл бұрын

5am uploads!

@user-di6wd5lb1n Жыл бұрын

Tommy Walsh is doing well now 😊 is working on the BBC on “homes under the hammer” with Dion 👍

@Lemonsdrizzle Жыл бұрын

Imagine the hair net that chef needs to wear!

@aidancocking4014 Жыл бұрын

More credit needs to go to the GOAT Andrew Redmayne! They introduced a rulechange to just to give strikers a chance from the spot!!!!!!!

@OfficialFingazMC Жыл бұрын

Back stronger!

@StatmanDave Жыл бұрын

#Chumbawamba Fingaz

@stuarttreloar6117 Жыл бұрын

Jesters in Plymouth very similar to Jesters in Southampton 😂

@brandonl607 Жыл бұрын

9:50 clearly don't know who Andrew Redmayne is

@rjs72012 Жыл бұрын

Statman Dave trying to flex the guns early doors

@StatmanDave Жыл бұрын

Thinks he is a big man. Bet he can't even bench press 80kg

@rjs72012 Жыл бұрын

@@StatmanDave I think you got it in you.

@jonnyshadbolt899 Жыл бұрын

Those pints are NURSED

@EggSarneyWZ Жыл бұрын

Don’t think I’ve laughed as much in my life at the lasagne section

@TomTrips017 Жыл бұрын

The chef is Dion Dublin

@piecerich7628 Жыл бұрын

Dion Dublin is also a true legend.

@zachwills9851 Жыл бұрын

Chris have you done the four corners challenge in Jesters?

@StatmanDave Жыл бұрын

I am listening...

@georgeshaw6918 Жыл бұрын

@@StatmanDave Got to leave a different bodily fluid in each corner of the club without getting caught 😂😂

@jackgreen3978 Жыл бұрын

What a challenge. Can't imagine how the fuck anyone manages to get the 4th out in a club though hahahaha

@andrewmartin2103 Жыл бұрын

@@jackgreen3978 they all hard except saliva but you could do them in the toilet then deposit them.

@jackgreen3978 Жыл бұрын

@@andrewmartin2103 piss blood and saliva I think could be easy to hide

@kri5tian406 Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was Newcastle United's Kieran Tripper doing the penalty thing first before anyone. #factcheck

@frankie1400 Жыл бұрын

Matey sounds like Dion Dublin

@calum5899 Жыл бұрын

We had a cockle man in Nottingham all the way up until 2 years ago the man sadly passed away he was in is 80s he had been selling cockles in the town for 25 years

@trevorg2128 Жыл бұрын

Crouchy when I move from Heathrow area to Stubbington you were at Portsmouth I rang a wrong number and it was you, and I was at the first home game you played at Dulwich I bet you don’t know who it was against.

@sjaakbral83 Жыл бұрын

I believe the chef

@frankzijnsofa Жыл бұрын

What nightclub in Belgium was this?

@jaynebradley5743 Жыл бұрын

Grobbelaar - classic shithousery re penalties 😂

@theavgdad Жыл бұрын

Stark: "It'd be nice to hear from a goalkeeper..." Crouch: "...or not" then proceeds to giggle for the next ten seconds. Gold

@averagejack-ggr7441 Жыл бұрын

Leicester city have had a few players to just pretend to be footballers Conrad Logan 14 years at Leicester. Never played a game Mark Schwarzer won the league at Chelsea in 2015 without playing a single minute, then went to Leicester and won the league in 2016 there without playing a single minute. #parched How do you like those apples stat man Dave 😂

@JoDyMa Жыл бұрын

I believe Tommy Walsh had Throat Cancer a while ago, luckily he was cleared, but to reiterate the boy's views, I hope he's doing well.

@Pwnulolumad 11 ай бұрын

Peter crouch was pretty good back in the day. Too bad there were so many legends shining at the same time.

@Justan669 Жыл бұрын

Phil Jones comes to mind about a legend who doesn't play

@kiff4005 Жыл бұрын

Sick as a marriot😂😂😂😂

@Bobbibouchersmumwasright Жыл бұрын

Magnets in the balls connected to the goal.

@silkuk8417 Жыл бұрын

I remember lasagnegate. Saved our asses tbf. Destroyed theirs 😅

@gambleo1536 Жыл бұрын

feels illegal to be this early

@rogerk.9297 Жыл бұрын

That's where spurs fans start chanting. Take it off, take it off, take it off take it off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tidyyy Жыл бұрын

that was a super cute furry head. can i trade it you for charlie adam's boots (that you have already)?

@jordangeldart9698 Жыл бұрын

Part and parcel

@papanoel3999 Жыл бұрын

CONFIRMED BY THE INTERNET. SO, ITS TRUE THEN. 😂😂

@andy9735 Жыл бұрын

Great performance Dave👍

@Mr_krabz_mcfc Жыл бұрын

U get in trouble for conspiracys because they are usually true

@ashleypascoe5280 Жыл бұрын

Surely eating fish whilst on the lash will not make you come back stronger . I know us men are looking for abit of fishy fingers but that’s another level

@garyphilpott9734 Жыл бұрын

Statman Dave is playing the fox!!!

@StatmanDave Жыл бұрын

🦊🦊🦊

@niallwilliams8833 Жыл бұрын

Shark = jumped

@rickyhowe9602 Жыл бұрын

This is my favourite podcast but the addition of statman Dave was just a terrible decision. He adds no value, sis just awkward, doesn't fit in correctly and just says pointless annoying things just to be involved. I know I am one of many many people who feel like this. He's not a lad he's just about of a wannabe.

@seansines Жыл бұрын

Who hurt you?

@joshahmet3791 Жыл бұрын

Don’t be silly he’s a great addition