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That Movie in Troll 2 - Cinemassacre Review
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Күн бұрынRemember that scene in Troll 2, where the teens are watching that movie in their TV? It shows a guy in an ape costume touching a glowing egg, then getting shot in the air like a rocket! What with that? Well, that movie is called GRUNT from 1983, and it's some weird Italian caveman movie. Let's dive into the history of how I figured it out. Enjoy this Cinemassacre review!
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@TheLastVoodooMan 4 жыл бұрын
"There she is, our Columbia!" -"I offer you our greetings, Columbia!" "Let us go, it's drafty" Humor levels are over 9000
@mconfuddle4028 4 жыл бұрын
And now in German :D "Da ist Sie unsere Kolumbia!" "Ich erbiete dir unseren Gruß, Kolumbia!" "Lasst uns geh'n, hier ziehts so!"
@criceto 4 жыл бұрын
Was the goddess Athena or Minerva not Colombia. A failed gag.
@MP-kw5ud 4 жыл бұрын
@@criceto It's the logo of Columbia pictures...
@criceto 4 жыл бұрын
@@MP-kw5ud yes the stupid gag was intended the supposed to see the goodness and she does appeared as the logo. The movie has some good moments by the invented language of the barbarians, the only good thing was lost when dubbed, but overall is not a very good movie. Many gags were unfunny like that
@GawrGurasBathTubPizza Жыл бұрын
your mums over 9000
@z-beeblebrox 4 жыл бұрын
This means "Grunt!" is now officially "The worst movie referenced in the best worst movie"
@Intheclouds-ru5rp 4 жыл бұрын
This. THIS is the Cinemassacre I love, someone willing to dedicate his own personal time to watch something no one else will to come up with a beautiful connection between two not even popular movies. 🍿 This is why I’m subscribed.
@jordanmertens8972 4 жыл бұрын
Agree
@williamepperson3443 4 жыл бұрын
THIS... So hard
@bowes77 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@blazetooth1 4 жыл бұрын
Big facts.
@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 4 жыл бұрын
More than a connection between two: he painted quite a _web_ of connections between all those different cheeseball Italian "genre film" sequels, sequels "in name only", and sequels "in sleazeball home video marketer renamed name only"! I considered myself knowledgeable about some parts of that web, but James showed it to be bigger than I ever knew...! 😄 And that _"Trolls_ is the true sequel to _Troll"_ thing (just like _Alien_ and _Aliens)_ was genius.
@KhalOisha78 4 жыл бұрын
As an italian, Attila is an absolute masterpiece and a cult classic.
@LordRemiem 9 ай бұрын
NOI ROMA LA RADEREMO AL SUOLO
@mik6299 4 ай бұрын
@@LordRemiem“Sbabbari, uomini di inaudita viulenza, di inaudita ferocia, figli del Dio Odino! Io vi dico, vostro re, che questa volta li romani hanno tirato troppo la corda! E quindi io vi dico che chi la fa l'aspetti. È chiaro?”
@TheKrisk 4 жыл бұрын
Italian here! I Can confirm the movies are not related at all...”Attila flagello di Dio” is a classic and beloved movie here in Italy...never even heard about the other three movies :/
@ilpinza1989 4 жыл бұрын
"Quando le donne avevano la coda"è abbastanza famoso col mitico Lando Buzzanca
@souljastation5463 4 жыл бұрын
I did, they used to air when women had tails late at night on local TV stations. Grunt though I've never seen it, I wonder what it's called in Italian.
@GabrielAlcala956 4 жыл бұрын
A mama mia! 😯
@Entropy3ko 4 жыл бұрын
A man of culture... Diego Abatantuono is great in that movie.
@souljastation5463 4 жыл бұрын
@@Entropy3ko ECCEZZIUNALE VEERAMENTE
@mahna_mahna 4 жыл бұрын
This video should have ended with James rocketing into space.
@only257 4 жыл бұрын
bktrn agreed or copied starcrash movie’s ending when Stella star and Elle crash the emperors ship into the counts ship😊
@ccateni28 4 жыл бұрын
This isn't AVGN.
@Fanuc_Operator1990 4 жыл бұрын
He touches the gumball machine and then rockets into space lol
@GawrGurasBathTubPizza Жыл бұрын
I was actually waiting for that to happen
@SpikeJet2736 4 жыл бұрын
The whole movie Grunt looks like it should be playing on tv in a Sponge Bob episode
@casesoutherland4175 10 ай бұрын
Perhaps if Nickelodeon gets a hold of it, they would.
@diegofiorenzani9546 4 жыл бұрын
"Attila flagello di Dio" is a cult movie in Italy. I'm not joking
@dengeki3414 4 жыл бұрын
Oh lord
@Limaggese2 4 жыл бұрын
Adesso, non esageriamo...!
@Jasesaster 4 жыл бұрын
Like Austin Powers cult following?
@luigiman7173 4 жыл бұрын
Abatantuono....
@anerkas 4 жыл бұрын
Yes it really is very renowned Si è molto famoso
@JoseVRKaiju 4 жыл бұрын
I love this videos with only James talking to the camera. Relaxing and entertaining. More of this please!!
@AbridgedPwned 4 жыл бұрын
You mean not improvised, with actual scenes of the movie and edited? Yes, please.
@felixweinlinger 4 жыл бұрын
James is a funny guy when he is just talking but his scripts are halarious
@Utubesanarc 4 жыл бұрын
Yea mikes fun behind the scenes but james is the star
@Fedekpc 4 жыл бұрын
@@AbridgedPwned At least it seems he is into it. Most rental review he is not even there. That's why my favourite are Event Horizon and Annihilation. You can tell he is having fun on that ones. Like when he narrated his personal experience with the Blood Orgy scene at his home.
@sarcasticsasquatch 4 жыл бұрын
Well have i got news for you buddy. There are literally thousands of videos of james reviewing movies just himself lol
@Eisenwulf666 4 жыл бұрын
I was born in Italy and " Attila flagello di Dio " is a freaking classic there, me and my friends used to quote it all the time. It stars Diego Abatantuono in the role of Attila which was and still is a comedic actor, even if he starred in more serious roles like Salvatores' "Mediterraneo". He was very popular in the 80s and had a handful of recurring characters. His main "shtick" was playing a southerner who lived or was born in the north ,pretending to speak with a northern accent (poorly) and making fun of southerners. You see in Italy people from the north hate people from the south and viceversa, so many comedians make fun of that . I thought you may be interested .
@Mangosporteam 4 жыл бұрын
“Potremm' mangià, chessò, pollo, potremm' mangià dain', cevv', alce, shtruzzo, 'alceshtruzzo”
@Mirokuofnite 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't the north of Italy developed and more urbanized while the south is rural and full of poverty?
@robng9064 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mirokuofnite i wouldnt say "poverty" but thats pretty much it
@criceto 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mirokuofnite in the last 50 years we have done some progress here
@joey727 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mangosporteam word, i like pizza too
@THECOMICBOOKMAN 4 жыл бұрын
I love how this just slowly turned into another chronologically confused video!
@alanredversangel 4 жыл бұрын
"Then he: farts fireworks, whacks his head, wakes everybody up" - standard.
@alanredversangel 4 жыл бұрын
@@janX9 I slept through the fireworks, but that head whack...
@westingtyler1 4 жыл бұрын
..."then he does a backflip, snaps the bad guy's neck, and saves the day."
@stephenvanbellinghen933 4 жыл бұрын
That's why that movie is awesome
@zharziss 4 жыл бұрын
Guy 1: There she is, our Columbia. Guy 2: We greet you. Guy 3: Let's go, there's a draft here. German dubbing in the typical 'funny' Schnodderdeutsch of the 70s.
@immortannojoe9523 4 жыл бұрын
Es ist lustig.
@itiswhatitis141 4 жыл бұрын
its actually funnier in german
@zharziss 4 жыл бұрын
@@immortannojoe9523 It certainly has its place in history. I find it funny in many Bud Spencer movies and it is outstandingly used in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or even in the original Star Trek series. It wasn't taking itself too serious.
@dannydorko7075 4 жыл бұрын
I had never seen the words 'funny' and 'german' in the same sentence until now.
@wareforcoin5780 4 жыл бұрын
I think "let's go, there's a draft in here" is going to be what I say before I leave almost any situation now.
@thefreakmachine 4 жыл бұрын
"Attila, scourge of god" is a real cult classic in Italy, with Diego Abatantuono as the protagonist playng the famous barbarian chief Attile, chief of the Huns.
@MrDflego 4 жыл бұрын
He was in a few movies that guy.
@davo4152 4 жыл бұрын
Vedo che anche lei è un uomo di cultura
@criceto 4 жыл бұрын
@Lee O’kelly look for the original version with subtitles. Avoid dubbed versions
@otterno.1128 4 жыл бұрын
Is Aguirre, Wrath of God related in any way?
@criceto 4 жыл бұрын
@@otterno.1128 no it is the farcical story of a petty barbarian king that thinks he is Attila king of huns and try to take over the romans with his tribe.
@Serucipe 3 жыл бұрын
I had no idea "caveman comedy" was a genre until now. I'm so happy I now know this.
@Metal_Horror 8 ай бұрын
There also seems to be a caveman softcore genre too. I've seen them pop up on certain cable channels lately at night.
@faroffblue5529 4 жыл бұрын
"Why did I have to do it?" For us, James. You did it for us.
@michaelwilson5114 4 жыл бұрын
"I have to go now. My planet needs me."
@brianlanes4298 4 жыл бұрын
lol, good one
@JarJarBinks4ever 4 жыл бұрын
I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z
@1Sandwitch1 4 жыл бұрын
doctor Zaius! doctor Zaius!.....Oooohhhh doctor Zaius!
@FallingPicturesProductions 4 жыл бұрын
Note: Monkey died on the way back to his home planet.
@neophobicnyctophile8264 4 жыл бұрын
@@FallingPicturesProductions It's the part I was born to play, baby!
@samuelemartani2802 4 жыл бұрын
Hey! Italian fan here. Attila Flagello di Dio it is a well known low budget trash-comedy here in Italy, mostly because the main character later ended up to be a famous and respected actor! The others I have no idea from which horror museum they came from! Cheers!
@Delcaran 4 жыл бұрын
Third one was by Sergio Corbucci, director of some of the best Bud Spencer's and Terence Hill's movies and the Tarantino's favorite Django with Franco Neri
@Delcaran 4 жыл бұрын
@@Thomasmemoryscentral not the chosen one. The guy who plays Attila, in the scene where they see the Columbia logo it's the big guy in the middle with lots of furs. It's Diego Abatantuono
@T_Bot1 4 жыл бұрын
@@Delcaran CORBUCCI?? Holy hell, that's a shock
@Delcaran 4 жыл бұрын
@@T_Bot1 if my eyesight is still good, I read it's name on the cover ;)
@federicolombardi5342 4 жыл бұрын
Also Attila is a great, crazy comedy. :D
@blazetooth1 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s obscure for a reason, because it sucks” This was a great video.
@bargaintuesday812 4 жыл бұрын
This seems like a movie that you can watch in the theater that's in GTA V.
@Altern8One 4 жыл бұрын
Like "Simian"?
@bdog840 4 жыл бұрын
"Emerald in crusted toilet paper or a pet dragon that shits pizza, that's amor'e!!"
@GawrGurasBathTubPizza Жыл бұрын
is it possible to put it in the threatre with a gtav pc port? just like you can put mp3 music in the gta folder?
@crimsondynamo615 2 ай бұрын
Michael: “where do they come up with this stuff?!”
@TacosAreWizard 4 жыл бұрын
This feels like the “Epic movie” of its day
@criceto 4 жыл бұрын
Well I would say the filmmaker tried his best to made a fun spoof movie but failed badly and come back being a supportive actor since. Who did epic movie , meet the spartans and similar despite having the knowledge and the budget did not ever tried.
@TacosAreWizard 4 жыл бұрын
Will Smith Duly noted.
@DOSRetroGamer 4 жыл бұрын
Good old James, turning a 30-second explanation into a 13 minute expose.
@playlistcreator 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, that's James for ya. He could've said: You know that movie clip in trolls 2 where they watch a really weird monkey touch an egg and rockets off into space? Well, it came from an Italian movie called Grunt, which was technically related to a German-Italian series called when women had their tails. What are the boys laughing at in Trolls 2? Well, basically nothing.
@richmcgee434 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dragzilla66 Worth every minute.
@mrpurple11 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@mo_ops9426 3 жыл бұрын
He is the father of Scott the woz
@NeAr1986 4 жыл бұрын
As an Italian, I never imagined I could see Attila reviewed by AVGN!!
@criceto 4 жыл бұрын
Too bad James did a poor review based upon a shitty German botched version
@luigiman7173 4 жыл бұрын
I tought the same, LOL. Ci rendiamo conto che Abatantuono è in un episodio di Cinemassacre Review.....
@Kirk00077 4 жыл бұрын
“Then he gives them the flower and they all get high” Much like the cast and crew!
@aretnap3653 4 жыл бұрын
PoppyPower!
@25hztolife86 4 жыл бұрын
Most entertaining. Real good investigative skills.
@adamp2572 4 жыл бұрын
Here here old boy. Quite right quite right 🥂
@SnipeMD 4 жыл бұрын
I always thought the guy who screamed "Oh my God!" was the same guy who played Billy, the Blue Power Ranger.
@ExtremeMadnessX 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit they actually look the same, including glasses.
@saphcal 4 жыл бұрын
i gotta be honest, as someone who grew up with Billy as the Blue Ranger, I dont see a resemblance between Oh My God guy and David Yost. At all.
@ZeldaEd123 4 жыл бұрын
Would you believe me if I said you're not the only one who noticed that?
@SAM-ru4vx 4 жыл бұрын
@Gary Hall well well well
@SAM-ru4vx 4 жыл бұрын
@Gary Hall the network don callus is that yiu?
@faydetoblack 4 жыл бұрын
So this is what James did during Quarantine.
@TheSchmuck2 4 жыл бұрын
"It's obscure for a reason. Because it sucks." Yep. It's so often the case. But every now and then you find a gem!
@fabriziovercelli4180 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't remember Grunt!, which, according to conteporary italian critics is "the lowest point of Italian comedy Cinema", but I have to say that When Women had Tails (original title: Quando le Donne Avevano la Coda, literally translated in English) and Attila Flagello di Dio are two cult comedy movies, here in Italy, expecially the second. Anybody, in Italy, knows that movie, and his protagonist, Diego Abatantuono, is a very well known and (nowadays) respected actor. He was the lead in the 1992 Oscar winning movie Mediterraneo, directed by Gabriele Salvatores.
@criceto 4 жыл бұрын
Grunt was made by andy luotto that was a tv comedian andd and not even a good one
@altide8784 4 жыл бұрын
@@criceto The movie looks awesome
@trentnunyabiz6204 4 жыл бұрын
The cinema snob has teased "When women had tails" on his show before.
@LasseGreiner Жыл бұрын
Also, Senta Berger as lead is a respected german actress 😂
@joelgomes1994 4 жыл бұрын
9:57 This is definitely how The Angry Movie Nerd would look and sound if it existed.
@SonofTiamat 4 жыл бұрын
The Angry Movie Nerd >>>>>>> The Nostalgia Critic
@_PuppetMaster86 4 жыл бұрын
@@SonofTiamat Their both great I their own ways. AVGN is insane and the Cric is a madman.
@CommodoreFan64 4 жыл бұрын
@@SonofTiamat more like Brad Jones the Cinema Snob, some of the shlock he reviews can't even be seen in it's full glory on YT, you seriously have to goto Pornhub. 😂
@MereNotilde 4 жыл бұрын
watch avgn’s ricky 1 review, its pretty much that
@fredcasdensworld 4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that be the Angry Cinema Nerd (hell you could probably write a whole song with that)
@skabcat242 4 жыл бұрын
"The monkey we been waiting to see." The way James said that was gold.
@aberhamlaguna415 4 жыл бұрын
"WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?"
@AcornElectron 4 жыл бұрын
You know it’s a nightmare when James and the Nerd become indistinguishable
@cml898 4 жыл бұрын
He’s reviewing it... And then he’s gonna review me... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
@anactualmotherbear 4 жыл бұрын
I remember when I found out the movie was called "GRUNT!" and searched desperately for it. I couldn't find it, so I gave up, and I forgot about it for like 15 years... until now, that you brought it up.
@rammuertoanimations4664 4 жыл бұрын
I just realised how James' content is like doing some sort film archeology not just history
@XB3Gaming 4 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD
@MichaelMarucci 4 жыл бұрын
THEY'RE EATING 'ER!
@_PuppetMaster86 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Marucci “AND THEN THEY’RE GONNA EAT ME!”
@abhineeth5665 4 жыл бұрын
@@_PuppetMaster86 THEY ARE GONNA EAT EVERYONE
@NickP 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@TheRealVaanmaster 4 жыл бұрын
WoooooooW I never never NEVER would have thought to see one day Attila flagello di Dio in one of James Videos. (The film and the main actor, the big warrior, Diego Abatantuono are pretty famous in Italy)
@Eisenwulf666 4 жыл бұрын
@lucab14 si che poi paragona la commedia surreale e ridicola di Grunt! con quella cacca de "the 3 stooges" (in italiano "i tre marmittoni"). Mentre grunt! é universale nella sua stupidita, i tre marmittoni sono una noia incredibile. Che bisogna fare, parla ad un pubblico prevalentemente americano..
@SgtElev3n 4 жыл бұрын
A come atrocità, doppia T come terremoto e traggedia, I come ira di Dio, L come lago di sancue e A come "adesso vengo e ti sfascio le corna"!
@ilpinza1989 4 жыл бұрын
@@Eisenwulf666 cacca i three stooges?mi sa che non li conosci proprio!!
@BeerdyBruceLeeCentral 4 жыл бұрын
You should to a top 10 movies withing a movie scenes.
@DirtyGeorge 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@jordanowens6253 3 жыл бұрын
Now that I've figured out what your comment says, I endorse it.
@whateverwhatever860 3 жыл бұрын
Scream, Scream 4 opening is like a movie within a movie within a movie within a movie within a movie.
@monk_moshpit 3 жыл бұрын
I'd buy that for $1
@adriananimates7448 2 жыл бұрын
Scream 2 in Halloween H20, Scream, a movie about making fun of horror movies is in a horror movie.
@mangaartistdavidfuleki3188 4 жыл бұрын
By the way: Translation for the Columbia scene: "There she is, our Columbia!" "Let's go. It's drafty."
@dudeinpajamas5156 4 жыл бұрын
FUN FACT: The Colombian logo was actually an REAL actress, unfortunately I forgot her name but this was explained in Bram stoker's Dracula commentary with the director.
@jjmantecon628 4 жыл бұрын
I love how James always provides great videos that help me to escape from all the crap in the world.
@Mechanicoid 4 жыл бұрын
I agree, this is perfectly timed.
@Lindwhore 4 жыл бұрын
Ok so I just googled ‘grunt 83 synopsis’ and I got the real plot now!! It must’ve been changed because of the video. Good work James haha
@Corylewis5 4 жыл бұрын
I was totally expecting James to blast off like the monkey at the end😭
@javathehunt790 4 жыл бұрын
3:42 You were right James, My mind was engaged and I was thinking... “theirs no way it’s *that* unpredictable, it’s got to be something that is physically there, like a Snake Man or an Ass-Rocket Powered Gorilla”? Nope, beyond all scale and scope, That would have been one of the last things I would have guessed if you gave me a lifetime to guess what they saw! That is the truest “you will never believe what happens next” I have ever witnessed! Thanks for the mind-fuck Nerd!
@pirateskeleton7828 4 жыл бұрын
I always thought it was just some really random scene they created for Troll 2. This revelation is both highly enlightening and slightly disappointing. Thank you for your service.
@jp-0047 4 жыл бұрын
2:51 That dude in the middle, took that rock to the face like a champ.
@cartoonguygaming9521 4 жыл бұрын
This was a great episode of chronologically confused that wasn’t even an episode of chronologically confused
@2lazysouls160 4 жыл бұрын
Chronologically Confused: The Troll Series
@mostverticalproductions4808 4 жыл бұрын
You mean the whole time, Troll 2 isn't a sequel to Troll 1, and doesn't have a character named Harry Potter? What a shitload of fuck!
@cactusjesus9377 4 жыл бұрын
more like chronologically confused about every italian exploitation film series
@c-puff 4 жыл бұрын
Some say that monkey is still somewhere out there. Rocketing into space to this day.
@TheRealNormanBates 4 жыл бұрын
There is the chance... the _slightest_ chance... that he may have landed on a long deserted world... ... thousands of years from now, when his ancestors are riding horses on the beach, they will come across the remains of a large maid.. a _mega_ maid if you will... which will both suck _and_ blow...
@handsomebrick 4 жыл бұрын
But is it a flying fuckernaut, or an astro bastard?
@rsilkw2 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for solving this mystery... it’s haunted me for years. James was bold and willing to go that extra mile... he was willing to do what the Best worse movie documentary was too scared to do. I salute you sir.
@hanspeter-zl3cr 4 жыл бұрын
"das ist sie unsere columbia" "lasst uns gehen, hier zieht es so" as agerman i can say that this is pure gold
@UltimateGamerGuy94 4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else find the way that James says “Bad” really satisfying?
@esperthebard 4 жыл бұрын
beeyadd
@UmiZoomR 4 жыл бұрын
Bæd
@Chishannicon 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, yes. It's like, the way he says it is the only way to say it which conveys the true meaning of the word. Other pronunciations just sort of approach the communication of an intangible concept. James says it in a way that represents the true essence of "bad."
@handsomebrick 4 жыл бұрын
I think because he says it almost like a swear, like he doesn't want to say it.
@Nazzasan 4 жыл бұрын
"Attila: Flagello di Dio" is a cult classic in Italy
@ashp1546 4 жыл бұрын
Francesco Nazzani it looks pretty funny
@swenhtet2861 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a movie for Brandon Tenold to review.
@SSJfraz 4 жыл бұрын
"There isn't even a camera anywhere in the movie....." I think you missed the joke on that one. 😂
@StarWarriorCentral 4 жыл бұрын
Would you care to explain? (Out of curiosity because I don't get it)
@ivyssauro123 4 жыл бұрын
@@StarWarriorCentral the very camera that is filming the movie is the camera they take the picture, it's a fourth wall break joke. Every movie, no matter what and where you are, has a camera in it. When Deadpool does it everybody finds it funny, but when italian porno-comedy films do it it's nonsensical tsc tsc
@jasondean2511 4 жыл бұрын
We can hear AVGN in this review. Like James is trying really hard to hold it lol
@qw000pz 4 жыл бұрын
I love the implication that these sociopaths in the movie Troll 2 all don't know when to emote so they stood like statues until the movie told them to make the laugh noise.
@Bri0tera 4 жыл бұрын
Non pensavo di vivere tanto a lungo da vedere Diego Abatantuono apparire nel canale di James, credo che non mi restino molti anni di vita. Don't bother translating this phrase english speaking friends, you cannot imagine the pure joy I, as an italian, feel at this very moment.
@ivyssauro123 4 жыл бұрын
Hehe I'm a romance lenguage native speaker, I don't need to translate it
@Bri0tera 4 жыл бұрын
@@ivyssauro123 I hope that you also know the legend that is, Attila: flagello di Dio
@ivyssauro123 4 жыл бұрын
@@Bri0tera nah, but now I shall
@MattJerkhole 4 жыл бұрын
German guy here: Yes, you could translate those titles to "When Women Had Tails" but it is definitely meant as "When Women Had Dicks". As in: Masculinity = Power.
@JS-wp4gs 4 жыл бұрын
So i'm not the only one who noticed that then. Its a tongue in cheek wink wink nod nod kind of title
@munkyzzb7504 4 жыл бұрын
Umh Actually If you understood Italian you would realize it's a deep allegory. The Monkey shooting into space is a representation of Jesus's ascension in the lost Gospel of Nah it's just some crap
@thecoldglassofwatershow 2 жыл бұрын
Inspiration for pixies classic “this monkeys gone to heaven” not sure if it’s true but quick, spread internet rumor!
@travisd05 4 жыл бұрын
7:46 "Damn. I wouldn't want to get hit by one of those acorns." -AVGN, Bible Games
@ianthelad8382 3 жыл бұрын
I needed to see the Colombia Pictures logo three times. Thank you, James.
@iam16bits 4 жыл бұрын
Chronologically Confused About That Movie In Troll 2
@linkfan160 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I remember way back during his Trolls 2 review when James was talking about this. Now it's come full circle.
@jasonscalise5 4 жыл бұрын
I love that when the barbarians meet Columbia, before we see her there's a flash of light on their faces, which accounts for her torch lighting up.
@jferran7276 4 жыл бұрын
Aw man that Columbia scene had me crying with laughter
@turduckenwrath6110 4 жыл бұрын
when things you love finally unite: Troll2 and James Rolfe. You can’t piss on that hospitality!
@LunalovaniaGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao! There's even a countdown before the monkey shoots up into the sky! Oh so now the monkey is a rocketship but he still looks like a monkey?? Pure gold. 🤣🤣🤣
@derek-64 4 жыл бұрын
so a monkey touches a hot, glowing egg, which somehow makes it so his ass acts like a rocket and he's able to blast off into the sky. yep, makes total sense! sometimes it's not worth trying to make sense of it. just sit back and laugh your ass off.
@topscoutakatoppu8601 4 жыл бұрын
T-T-The Columbia Logo?!
@kyokyodisaster4842 4 жыл бұрын
I, am as confused as you... I need an italian to translate this movie...so there is some context...
@lineevilasio 4 жыл бұрын
columbia was a roman goddes
@thehunterator520 4 жыл бұрын
It's like the Spanish inquisition.
@Delcaran 4 жыл бұрын
@@kyokyodisaster4842 this is the German dubbed version. German dubs of Italian movies where as common as really bad translated, changing all the puns and sometimes the plot.
@ZuppaD.Cipolle 4 жыл бұрын
@@kyokyodisaster4842 holy shit i'm on it, i'll also let you know that the movie almost has cult status in italy (mainly with older people) to the point of being quoted by google assistant as an inside joke ,and the lead actor is straight up famous (diego abatantuono)
@raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654 3 жыл бұрын
when seeing the logo, the caveman say: "there she is, our columbia!" "i greet you columbia!" "lets go, its windy..."
@Two_Ravens 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this. I know it's a lot of work with seemingly little payoff, but I personally love learning about the interesting connections between movies and discussions on forgotten media.
@smbcollector 4 жыл бұрын
Y'know, I hadn't even thought about it before, but I actually like these James-talking-about-a-movie-topic-in-depth videos more than AVGN videos.
@socialistprofessor3206 4 жыл бұрын
This might just be my favorite Cinemassacre video that I've seen. That was quite the investigation.
@LedPESRule 4 жыл бұрын
These James movie trivia and review videos are truly fantastic, keep em coming
@jeffreygunn3150 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen on KZfaq. Thank you! 😂
@dogsareawesome9554 4 жыл бұрын
James... I love you. You are objectively the greatest content creator on KZfaq. Been watching you since AVGN season 2. Never change and keep doing what you're doing.
@GB-ip4dm 4 жыл бұрын
In the early 90s I saw "When Women Had Tails" on late night cable and it altered my course to seek out the strangest movies I could find. I'm still hoping these Italian caveman comedies somehow get released in the US!
@casesoutherland4175 11 ай бұрын
3:46 that is the most spiritual experience I have seen on cinemassacre!!
@thrwawyacct 4 жыл бұрын
The actor in the cover image screenshot is the same one as, "Ass Eaters From Outer Space."
@dominics.8796 4 жыл бұрын
With the title “The Movie in Troll 2”, I thought this video was going to be a meta analysis.
@jimmysavilestoryhour 4 жыл бұрын
Darren Ewing (the OMG guy) is a friend of mine. He explained when they shot that scene the screen was just blank so thats why its ......odd.
@every__villian_is_lemons 4 жыл бұрын
He's infamous
@jimmysavilestoryhour 4 жыл бұрын
@@every__villian_is_lemons He is a genuine dude. We sat down for maybe an hour and answered every troll 2 question I could think of.
@omikronweapon 4 жыл бұрын
that's not why it's odd. Actually góód actors deal with stuff like that on a regular basis. He's just a terrible actor.
@i9incher 4 жыл бұрын
No joke, I thought this was a dream I had as a kid because of how ridiculous it was. Then years later I found out it was real and I did the same "OH MY GOOOOOOD" scream as the movie.
@normaningemann3868 4 жыл бұрын
12:10! So this is the scene that influenced the Pixies to write the song "This Monkey's Gone To Heaven! Nice!
@thecoldglassofwatershow 2 жыл бұрын
Really?
@GN77340 4 жыл бұрын
They're eating her then they're going to eat me
@Tyler-ky3wo 4 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
@16shogunelitegreen 4 жыл бұрын
4:06 that's like if a fantasy film finds a Pegasus and it plays the Tri-Star logo
@maxxam3590 4 жыл бұрын
My dad told me about _When Women Had Tails_ in the 80s! Damn, I haven't thought about it for decades, he told me there's a scene of a camel taking a crap. The original _When Women Had Tails_ was on my local rental store, in Chile, right before democracy came back.
@bobiboulon 4 жыл бұрын
Conclusion: Some mysteries are better to remain unsolved, for our own good.
@ts45wF3 4 жыл бұрын
Hey James, have you ever heard of Bud Spencer and Terence Hill. I'd like t see your perspective on them if you have.
@JohnnyMcMuff1 4 жыл бұрын
My childhood heroes. RIP Carlo 😢
@francescociorpoido4475 4 жыл бұрын
He can't talk bad about them at all.. their movies are legendary, the two Trinity are fucking cult
@eng3d 4 жыл бұрын
Nananananana...
@kaptaintim6116 4 жыл бұрын
Yesssa. Bud Spencer in the Sheriff and the Satellite Kid
@mikesilva3868 4 жыл бұрын
Manos hands of fate is more worse than this movie 📼📽😊☻😈🙃🍩😇🤮
@lipranditoys 4 жыл бұрын
"When women had tails" (Quando le donne avevano la coda) is and old movie that I enjoied and laughed at when I was a little kid. Despite some nudity, only a 4 years old could like it.
@lessthanpopi 4 жыл бұрын
“Attila Flagello di Dio” is a true comedy classic in italy, actually very funny if you understand the language. Putting together unrelated movies into a series was common procedure in europe in the past, for example Evil Dead (known as “La Casa” in italian, translated “the house”) was a series composed of 7 different horror movies simply because they featured a house, in order: Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Ghosthouse, Witchery, Beyond Darkness, House 2, The Horror Show
@steamboatwill3.367 4 жыл бұрын
and the japanese movie House?
@lessthanpopi 4 жыл бұрын
Steamboat Willie. Nothing to do with the japanese “House” it would have been hella funny though
@vangelis7 4 жыл бұрын
Thats some hardcore sleuthing James! I own Troll 2 and never even thought about that scene. It’ll have so much more meaning now!
@ulipeterson6112 4 жыл бұрын
"Da ist sie, unsere Columbia!"
@lovinmycurvescurls3842 4 жыл бұрын
"NILBOG is GOBLIN spelled backwards!!!!!!" LMAO my favorite line in Trolls 2😂😂😂
@gimmi7935 3 жыл бұрын
3:35 that man won an academy award in 1992 with the film Mediterraneo
@nunzioforpresident 4 жыл бұрын
"Attila Flagello di Dio" is part of our cultural cinematic heritage!
@Urumi-zc8lm 4 жыл бұрын
"ATTILA il flagello di Dio" it's a classic here in Italy, I think that every italian that is older 18yo knows this movie
@sassounbelsassoproprio9603 4 жыл бұрын
Italian here, I actually heard about it but didn't know it was a comedy lol
@Xetyou 4 жыл бұрын
THAT'S WHERE IT'S FROM?? OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD
@albertocramarossa630 4 жыл бұрын
I can't possibly believe that James Rolfe is talking about that Attila movie XD
@NegaNova 4 жыл бұрын
13:02 "-And I had to find out...It's obscure for a reason.... because it sucks" - best line in the whole video hahahaha. Re-played it like 5 times.
@Hughjundies69 4 жыл бұрын
The popcorn scene from Troll 2 😂 James, you need to do a rental review on it!