My mom is from the south and I damn near lost it when she said, "Forchun! Yuh haddun't swayum!"

Speedo....bush! Get out of the pool, sir. I'm literally crying now. This is amazing....lol.

As a North Carolinian, I am FULL AWARE of the dialect, and I am HOLLERING!!!

"Fortune, ya hadn't swayum!" 🤣

*so, you know when you’re 12 and life hasn’t gotten you down yet?*

as a person who competitively swims this SENT ME

"Speedo, bush." lol my ass off. I fricken love me some white Precious. I just discovered how amazing you are. Had to watch more and learned that you are as great as any of the Best comics out there. And your Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a gift from comedy heaven. Subscribed. Shared. Gotta watch it again now. Thank you thank you thank you

She's the best! She looks like my first cabbage patch doll 🦔

I love this woman. She is hysterical.

Fortune!!! You have to swayum!!!! That is how I will say the word "swim" for the rest of my life

Back in high school I was a state butterfly competitor champion swimmer and this hit so hard, thank you for bringing me the memories

Omg as a competitive swimmer....this hit me sooo hard😭🤣🤣🤣🤣👑

I just saw your show On Netflix and I just wanted to say thank you so much for making me laugh. I just lost my mother recently and I have been grieving and crying so much. And watching a show made me laugh so hard. I really needed that. Thank you so much. You are a gift.

Why is this unlisted? This was hilarious.

Your sets have developed so much! Your personality and confidence are becoming more and more lethal!

Her hair makes it funnier!! Love how it moves! 😂😂😂

OMG, she's like all the Belcher kids in one person. 🤣

The mullet of swimming.. I've loved her since Late Night with Chelsea Handler..Fortune, you're an amazing and brilliant comic! 😊

Oh my fucking god, I am in tears. Love this woman.

I haven't laughed this hard in over 10 years! maybe more. You are a serious gift and the closest thing to my own experience that I've ever seen. Thank you so much for getting up there and doing what you do. I feel so much better after having watched you. You are a rockstar to me now! Go on with your bad self! Thank you thank you thank you! ❤❤❤💪

Hilarious! This is my favorite Fortune clip!!!

I am so glad I found your comedy work! Instant new favorite :)

I never knew "swam" was a two-syllable word. Only in the South...

Found this video on FB... crying laughing, and have literally watched it 10 times now 🤣

Speedo bush! 😭🤣😂Love her

She is so killing it 😭😭😭

'FORTUNE YA HAYDN'T SWAYUM'

The bush part got me LMFAO

Please share the photo from swim meet

*I am publicly drowning*

I just watched the show on Netflix!!!! I laughed so hard.....I was snorting!! When my son came out to me, I said "duh" too!😂 That was 11 yrs ago💙

This is hysterical!! Had me rolling😂😂😂

Honestly one of the funniest bits I ever saw! Great Job Fortune! Fyi I freaked a bunch of strangers out on the bus by trying to hold back my laugh and not being able to so I looked like I was about to throw up till I started laughing hysterically ;)

I've seen the special several times and was sooo lucky to see the second one live. This stuff never gets old! 🤣😂

She's amazing. My aunt and I quote her all the time. 😂

You are an inspiration. If you can survive that...there is nothing to fear.

My FAVORITE bit ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣 fortune’s stories remind me of my childhood with my friends and fam 🤣🤣

pizza party, why didn't you lead with that LOL

OMG my stomach hurt so bad from this...I couldn't even warn my husband how funny this was and of course it was 100xs funnier the second time around. I spent my summers in our local pool and when they were closed I went to my grandparents where it was never closed. I felt extra sexy in the one piece speedo only cause it said speedo...we got it out of one of those donation boxes...yes we got inside to steal the goods!!!!!!!

LOL I worked at Sunline right out of high school where they made that Fun Dip back in the early 70s...formerly Lik-M-Aid before the addition of the chalk. I was put on the packaging machine for that line to help develop a way to fish out the broken sticks of chalk before they got packaged. They gave me a little plastic hooked thingie they made and asked for feedback on the process. We swore the old women were on speed who hand packed the Pixy Stix they were so fast and got all the flavors in every box. That was a coveted job because you got to sit down. We blew colored sugar fairy dust off of ourselves at the end of the day using air hoses. I couldn't eat SweetTarts or any candy like that for a long time I was so sick of sugar. The Willy Wonka guy used to come by and give us bags of malformed chocolate bars they couldn't sell. I think Nestle owns them now. They spent a lot of time and money of those chalk sticks. Lick them with reverence and awe!

I laughed so loudly a couple times during this she is hilarious! 🤣

Hey Fortune! Really enjoying you in Netflix Fubar! You are great at what you do!😊

Fourtune.......You are hilarious ... oh my god! I couldn't stop laughing at your Sweet and Sassy Special! You CRUSHED it! You are so funny. Love this bit, your special and listening to you daily on Sirius XM Netfix Radio "What a joke!" So good

When in doubt, bush out! 🤣

My new favorite comedian. Why am I just finding her?

Me being a competitive swimmer for 6 I absolutely love this!😂👏

THIS SHOULD HAVE 1 BILLION VIEWS!!!!!!

This was her funniest one yet 😂😂

This here is the female “Chris Farley” she is classic!!!

SHE SAID BUSH!!!!!!!!!!

She worked this audience like a pro! Think she's ready for Sunday brunch!!!

Thanks for this, I was having a pretty bad day but you made me laugh and smile 😊

Oh man, I damn near pee'd myself!

I had a no feet touching the pool incident last night at water aerobics. I didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to run but paddle my feet while sitting on a noodle doing “the bicycle “. 🤣 I just about peed in the pool when a classmate corrected my moves 🤣🤣 She was wondering how I was going so fast 😂

I am a man who sometimes makes stupid rules and I love this video. In fact, I have shown this to at least 5 other dumb rule-making men today and I laugh harder every time!

I Can NOT WAIT to see you in Louisville in December!!! Got my tickets a few days ago!!

OMG, it is December 7, 2021, and I just watched this for the first time. I laughed so hard that at one point I couldn't breathe. I love you Fortune!

LMBO! I can't stop laughing. She is so funny!

Hysterical. Bullshit, created by men?? I nearly choked 🤣

omg I have been binging all your bits on yt and only just found your official channel, it's like Christmas in February!

Her story would make a perfect "Seinfeld" episode.

First video I found of you and you had me dying laughing

TL,DR: I've been hairy since 3rd grade. It sucked. Damn. As someone who got dark body hair at 8 (on pale-ass skin) in Hawai'i (not a place/time accepting of body hair on gals) I never would have had her experience at 12. By then the shame was so internalized... Now? Thank God for women's surf shorts. I would have KILLED for those in my childhood. Edit: My mom didn't let me shave for a long time. Just had to live through swimming lessons, beach days at school, etc. as "the hairy girl." (We tried Nair... all it did was make me smell like Nair 🤢). When I finally did shave I discovered I have extraordinarily sensitive skin. AND my hair is so damn dark you can still see it under the skin in many places, so even when I do shave I still have 5 o'clock shadow in many unfortunate areas. I've tried *every kind* of hair removal except for expensive permanent laser-treatment. I have other things I'd rather spend $$$ on... board shorts are cheap and no one blinks if you wear 'em nowadays. I recently heard the bikini top/shorts combo is considered the "bi gal at the pool/beach" look, and well... 🙋🏻‍♀️ yeah. Didn't realize it was the stereotype, but I'll gladly represent!

Just watched her on Kimmel, glad I found her she's hilarious

This shit is great

The mullet of swimming 😆

Yo she’s outa control funny 😂😂😂😂🤙🏾

Omg except for swim team this is my first time in a pool... I hopped in the 3 ft end & nearly drowned til my Friend pulled me up by my hair to a standing position lol

She is the girl letting people into prom in “father of the year”

Really enjoying her.. now I’m addicted and I can’t stop watching.

Fortune is the best. A real person.

The dimples are almost too much...I always swoon a little bit.

Amazing! So glad I found her today.

I did not see that twist coming xD

".....and a pair of sweatpants... "😄😄😄💚🌲🌿🍀

Just learned about her from my college alumni mail. Had to give her a look! Congratulations, sister!

*_Wait, how did I manage to watch an unlisted video?_*

Oh god I'm crying 👏😂🤣🤣 When she touring the UK?

I don't care who you are, this is FUNNY! 😂

This crowd was so good!

She might be one of my new favorites 🤣🤣

HILLARIOUUSSSSS!! LOVED YOU ON JOEY DIAZ

I love this whole show, hysterical!!! She is so awesome...

That was funny! Tears in my eyes from laughing. 👍👍

Love your content!

❤in 2024.. my cheeks hurt from laughing 😂

BUTTERFLY.......BUTTERFLY

I just love love this human !!!

fortune is amazing!

If you ran out of Fun Dip a box of strawberry flavored Jell-O works just as well!

She’s really funny and natural

After that Fun-Dip portion of the story, I wanna’ call Fortune “Funny Boo-Boo” (it reminded me of Honey Boo-Boo and her go-go juice)

Fortune’s so awesome

Good one Fortune!

Laughing so hard my stomach hurts

My gawd she keeps me in stitches.

I literally had a fun dip last week.

Jerry from soul pixar be like 😊

As soon as my period hit ...life was over

I love it! Definitely gets a like and subscribe from me!