It annoys me how Lolcows always channel Zarbon, like, they can't be anything but fruity whenever they want to be smug.

​@@spark154 perfect analogy

He thinks he’s Kamoshida and is to some extent including his cowardice.

it's his supervillian weakness

He also acts and looks like a stereotypical jew

And to say that because she was a adult that makes it less terrible

I feel so bad for the girl.

Gaslighters in general are that level of shite

That might work on him considering he consistently presented evidence about the lack of his own brain function.

He’s sounding like a more malicious Dusty Rhodes if Vince Russo made a Oklahoma Man-level parody of him. “Baby, I did not grope that girl because I ain’t no predata!”

And the fact that he keeps picking on people for smoking or drinking

It doesn’t help considering he still sounds like a toddler trying too hard to make a structured sentence.

Infantile word choices usually indicates attempts to assert dominance by talking down to his opponent like a little child. But when you couple that with his infantile speech pattern it makes him look more like the littler child. The fact that he's acting this confident that he's pulled a gotcha on Smokey is a hell of a thing to watch.

@@vinesauceobscurities Guy thinks he’s Vaush but like Vaush, he is a moron and gullible too. And a PDF File.

Back in my day it was a right of passage

Ngl, bring that shit back. Some folks out here need it

@@surftacoman80 most def we wouldn’t be having all the problems we have now…obviously the ones that take it way too far need to be handled with but the normal teasing and what not should be continued to happen it’s what makes kids grow up…quit giving them safe spaces and saying they can be a damm cat one day or a zrrr the next day

u have no idea how many takes i had to delete where i just lose it mid sentence 😂

dude, I want someone to use his impersonation to parody the Biggus Dickus scene. Earl even has the same speech impediment lmao

quantum pwedatew.

Well Larson is no longer a predator. Now he is and probably always will be "an inmate".

Also bourbon titty is a fantastic phrase

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I ahm naht a pwe'a'ur! It's just cahtoons!!!

Pwedatuh*

Mister president they hit the second grooming discord

*pwedador

Ourl Dooby is a pwedadoor

Yup. Guys like him are why I stopped cosplaying. The last straw was when I was Earl Dube'd no less than three times in a single day.

And unlike Projared, he's entirely in the wrong and Kiwi Tapes only went along with being his co-host for his show because Earl was stupid enough to assume he's not friends with Smokey right after the whole slander chapter began and keeping tabs on him to fish Information on. It also helps that Projared didn't act like a smug bragging douche who made enemies every day like Hulk Hogan bakes porky pies. Earl was an obnoxious asshole even before being outed and him being a proven predator just makes it easy to trash on him without guilt.

That’s the honest to God truth, and even more so when you look at the people defending Earl. Like under every video Smokey makes overs Earl, there’s one guy in the comments defending his actions, and without fail, they will either: •Go to the “is just cawtoons” defense, which-while technically correct if the loli’s the evidence for the freaky shit-is unconvincing in the face of Earl’s other deeds (plus the concerning correlation between being a lolicon and being a sicko). •Pedantry over the definition of “predator”, which doesn’t actually change anything and is just pointless. •Being flat out wrong (e.g. once saw someone claim that he never gwoped anyone ‘cause he would have a charge for it, because him admitting to it several times apparently isn’t sufficient). It’s like argumentative Sisyphus, really.

Only the Terminally online think cartoon shit matters. The groomer shit however does.

yeah it’s unfortunate, but the legal system really does rely on someone actually getting hurt. so as much as bowser is a predator, we won’t see predator lol cows like these guys actually get put away

@@messiahofthefunny8453 To be fair, most of those users, if not all, are just Earl on an alt account.

@@peppermintgal4302 Fair enough, but let’s give Earl the benefit of the doubt and not outright state they are alts. Just brush it aside, y’know.

He already went to a psych ward, only jail is left

@@incw.2601 i was meaning going to psych ward permanently or however long they could hold him like prison.

-263 iq move

Mayeahth-tuh play-unth

He will never understand that. He thinks as long as a girl is technically legal, he can treat them however he wants. He doesn't see women as people.

@@WobblesandBeanhe doesn’t see people as people

Are you surprised? This is a guy who showed revenge corn to everyone he could just because a girl rejected him. He doesn't see women as people. To him, they're just NPC's there to serve him, the main character.

Caw-tewn

It sure reads like he was...

Bro was into it for sure

I was grimacing during that whole part. Pray we never get a Bowser AI to read those, that shit will haunt my nightmares

I just realized lmao

I don't think it was a joke. He told the vet to low tier god.

@@venomoussocks1017 Considering the apology and the way he discussed his own firing in that Reddit like it was out of an anime, him making a joke seems more on brand than him being direct. You’ve seen how he squirms when directly called out and how sneaky (in his mind) he is in those other videos. Sort of taking a page out of a Breadtube book and misunderstanding the steps. Of course. It would also be on brand for him to do a ReviewTechUSA in saying something slamming and lie afterwards that he never said it until we have the screen caps to prove he’s full of it.

@@rayvenkman2087 Hmm. You do make a good point. But, I think another explanation was that he's so used to telling people to low tier god that it simply didn't register to him as an offensive remark.

@@venomoussocks1017 Like calling a friend giving him a sound advice the misspelling of a country in West Africa that ends with an R instead of an A.

And he should totally call it 110 Autism, that's a great name that doesn't sound cringe or regarded at all!

He argues like a toddler. Just says the same thing over and over thinking he's won.

@@WobblesandBean bingo

We living 🙏 let's make it a great one

thpeesh theahwappee

But to be fair, his appearance is also highly off-putting.

Yeah, a guy I knew was remanded for a couple months and was unbeatable afterwards.

That's like if someone crashed a car into their local burger king, but thinks proving they had a license would magically erase all their problems But like... no, you still crashed a car into the burger king.

It's very rare that a person has no positive qualities whatsoever. But Earl is exactly that, there is not one single thing about him that isn't even remotely tolerable, let alone desirable. He is truly repellent in every conceivable way.

We finna try to have it out by mid-to-late June 💯

@@clubdoompsx any chance there will be physical copies for sale?

​@@Stinky_Fist_The_Black_Dragonphysical copies and other merch will be figured out soon as I either figure out a consistent living situation or just break down and drop money on a PO box 😂 bare with me, lol

The future is bright. Slug Necta.

@@clubdoompsx I gotcha pimp