Imagine the deleted scene of "Inglorious Basterds" where Shoshanna filmed her monologue and gave her evil laugh for what looks to be twenty minutes with only Marcel behind the camera feeling more and more awkward.

6:03 I love when Soren says "With good writing..." to Dan because Dan was the one who wrote this XD

Okay, I know someone is going to have something negative to say about this but.....the scene with the mobster planting the gun in the restroom? That was covered in the Godfather video game. You actually play as a single character who basically drives around doing all the shit work that makes those iconic scenes possible.

6:03 When Soren looks a Dan and says "With good writing."

I like how none of the restaurant's employees even flinch at their synchronized screaming, they're just so used to their shenanigans, lol Also, we have got to get Swaim to do some Mario bros parody.

LOL "I just figured out you tricked me into LARPing."

"Use your noodle, and pasta-bilities are endless breadsticks and salads" So cliche, but so wise.

"See, I would watch an entire movie that's a spinoff of those four guys. Just bonding" So a Tarantino.

Hate when I get tricked into LARPing

If you watch the dark knight again you see even when he says "do i really look like a guy with a plan" and put the gun against his heading hes holding the hammer of the gun the whole time. Anarchy isnt his plan its his end game

Soren, they DID make a movie about that. Its called the first ten minutes of Resevoir Dogs.

The Joker was a planner, obviously he was just bullshitting to Harvey in the hospital. But many of the details mentioned here weren't part of a plan, nor were they crucial or even necessary for any plan. Nor was there only one big plan. Just one motivation; to prove that people aren't nearly as good or civilized as they believe themselves to be. So he set up several different situations to get different people to 'break' and turn on each other. Some worked (breaking Harvey, getting himself caught), others didn't (breaking Batman, getting the people on the two ferries to blow each other up). And he had back-up plans in case some of them failed (like the trigger he carried around in case his plan with the ferries failed.. which it did). Gordon faking his death was crucial to nothing in any of the Joker's plans. The Joker planned to get arrested. That it was Gordon who ended up arresting him was not part of the plan. Gordon faked his death because he knew he was one of the Joker's targets and knew that the Joker could've kidnapped his family or otherwise hurt them if he was still around. The reason he was personally there to oversee Dent was probably because he didn't trust most people in the police department. Harvey Dent getting disfigured was never apart of the plan, nor was it implied to be. He wanted to break Harvey, sure. But he wanted to break him by murdering his girlfriend (hence why he gave Batman the wrong coordinates). That he got disfigured on top of that was just a 'fortunate" byproduct. The Joker was a hired gun by Gotham's mob bosses. He explicitly stated at the beginning of the movie that Gambol paid for his outfit; meaning the mob supplied him with stuff. Why would a hired gun of an immensely powerful underground criminal organization worth millions of dollars (as seen in the movie) not have access to guns and explosives or people capable of using them? Or have access to people with medical training for that matter? If you're a gangster, and one of your guys gets hit by a bullet, would you take them to a hospital, where bulletwounds would rouse suspicion or would you have your own guy on the payroll do the job for you, to avoid questions? It was said early on in the movie that Gambol paid for the Joker's clothing. It's clearly implied that the Joker was funded by the mob to carry out hits. You also think the Joker is above robbing a single costume store one night?

I think they read too much into Joker's plan. His plan was: 1) kidnap accountant by having henchmen with bomb inside of him get arrested & locked up in same building. I then call bomb from anywhere (Joker didn't have to be inside the MCU) 2) Kidnap Rachel because batman obviously cares about her the way he flung himself out of the building to save her. Setup 2 buildings with bombs. Place her in 1. Send him to the other hoping that he gets blown up. If he's able to rescue her, meh. "Chaos." 3) Kill Harvey Dent. Oh! Harvey claims to be Batman and they're transporting him to prison? Grab a truck and let's get him. Grab rachel while you're at it, and make sure the suicide bomber gets arrested. If we fail to kill Harvey, have our guy on the inside put him in the other building. If we do kill Harvey, proceed with step 2 as planned 4) Well, I got locked up, but so did my suicide bomber. Good. Send Batman on wild goose chase which I could have/would have done regardless of whether or not I was locked up.Just need to find a way to call the bomb. Just like I was going to all along. The only difference is that I happen to be inside the MCU. 5) Place bombs in hospital because "chaos." Oh wait! Harvey's alive, but disfigured? Good thing he just happened to be in the hospital that I was gonna blow up anyway. 6) Turn Harvey evil. Or, have Harvey kill me thereby ruining him as Gotham's White Knight. Yeah, it was contrived as hell, but not nearly as bad as Bruce Wayne being made bankrupt in dark knight rises, because trades made while the stock exchange was under terrorist attack were allowed to go through. For some reason.

LOL, "I just realized you tricked me into larping, fuck this." I love the interactions between your characters.

Michael's Italian monster accent killed me 😂😂😂

What about the implied scene in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? You know, the one where hundreds of native south americans have to live forever in a hidden city, resetting the traps and waiting to charge downhill at any intruders. That must have been like finding tributes for the hunger games. "Okay, I'm randomly assigning you all to hide in the sacred city of our sky gods for the rest of your lives, and don't let your children leave the city either... or their children... or their children... In fact, just never let your descendants leave the sacred city, inbreed forever, and kill anybody who comes in."

The Joker thing makes sense if you consider the theory of Joker being a soldier. No info on him, he can operate military grade weaponry easily, he has a great strategic mind and severe scars. He must've been a black ops soldier that was abandoned or something, according to these clues and things he says. Besides, he didn't necessarily have it all PERFECTLY planned. He probably just had a fluid plan. He wants to kill Dent and happens to be captured, and Laou was there. Sure, he had men in there with explosives, but that wasn't necessarily all part of a single plan. The same goes for Rachel and Harvey. His insiders for the police were filling him in as he went along, or at least some higher up cronies.

The movie Godfather never once implies that Tom cut off the horses head. The scene directly before that scene is Tom telling Woltz that he needs to tell the Don that his favor was refused because "the don insists on hearing bad news immediately". Anyone with half an imagination would know that the movie is trying to show that the Godfather is so powerful that he can get his men to do a professional job like that in just a matter of hours. It doesn't take a genius to work that out. Plus if in doubt you can always just read the book which explain in detail how the deed was done.

Here's an interesting thing I noticed about TDK. When he says all that big speech about not having a plan; when he gives Harvey the gun, he holds the revolver in a way where it couldn't fire anyway. It's there, and I don't know. Was just cool to notice.

There was actually a fan theory that I love and I believe about the Joker. It's that he is, in fact, not crazy, he's actually as smart, if not smarter than Batman, but pretends to be insane so that he can avoid being executed. Because, as the law states, a person cannot be executed if they are declared legally insane. So, anything the Joker says cannot be taken seriously. He does lie and he DOES plan, but I doubt his planning was as extensive as the video said. I'm sure a lot of it was improvised.

Soren, someday when you're in a city park dressed as a wizard, shouting "lightning bolt" and throwing Nerf darts at people you'll realize LARPing was your calling all along. Just embrace it...

I can't imagine living in a world without Cracked's After Hours. It'd fucking suck. ps. Katie's hair is bad ass :)

The joker told his henchmen only enough information so they could get their jobs done, never letting them in on the whole plan or idea. That way, no henchmen can understand what the actual goal of the plan is if their captured.

About Dan's theory on the Joker. He doesn't have to tell all of his henchman every part of the plan. Just the parts they need to know to do their part. It's called compartmentalization.

BUT, WITH GOOD WRITING! Best line ever recorded, passed editing and uploaded in the Cracked channel!

Even when Dan isn't taking his shirt off you can tell he's getting pretty buff

Who the fuck thinks Tom Hagen cut the horse's head off? It was obviously supposed to be one of the lower-level henchmen who actually went back and did it.

I seriously doubt the "acting consigliere" would be actually charged with cutting off the horses head. Tom probably had some low level new guy who hasnt made his bones yet do the dirty work. Imagine THAT convo when the dude is given the assignment.

Am I the only one who kept pausing in order to check out every slide in the Joker's plan? Yeah, me neither.

On one hand I admire people who have such analytic skills like you, on the other I have a strong ability to suspend my disbelief (and can suspend or justify my way through almost any film) and I'd hate it if my analytic skills got alerted every few seconds by inconsistencies and such. God bless ignorance.

The funny thing about the Godfather, is that the godfather game cleared up all of those plot points

I cracked up big time at the exaggerated sound effects of the Footloose warehouse dancing scene in this video. Great observation by Katie on how Bacon couldn't have heard his radio loud and clear from 50 yards away, especially when his car was parked OUTSIDE of the warehouse.

The Gregor Clegane cameo made me laugh so loudly that I woke up everyone in the house.

I'm certain that the Joker didn't tell EVERY henchman EVERY single part of his plan. Why would he? The guy sewing a cellphone bomb into a fat guy doesn't need to worry about stealing trucks of kidnapping people. Joker has a ton of henchman/mentally unstable people working for him; it's not just a 5 man super crew, lol.

Every single time I watch this one I always think to myself "wait, there's a Freakazoid movie?" Got me again, Cracked.

The Joker would never lay his entire plan out to everyone, just like in the beginning of the movie. It's his own plan and he only tells each individual as much as they need to know, while he is the only one who is aware of how it all comes together. Seems like a smart idea to me.

The horse head and gun planting scene in godfather as explained in the game

Tom wasn't the one who put the horse head in Woltz's bed. Tom is a clean man. He is a man of words, not of action. Rocco was most assumingly the one who did the work (or another random soldier). He flew out with Tom and was waiting to be given the word to cut off the horses head.

I get her point about non-diagetic sound being used in ways that are silly when you remove it, but the warehouse scene in footloose is the shittiest possible example. You really think that in an empty warehouse, with the volume cranked up, that the sound wouldn't reach Kevin Bacon? I can hear them play Despicable Me on the floor model TVs in a packed Costco all the way from the frozen whatever aisle.

Hmm... What other awkward/ridiculous moments could there be? How about Tony Stark recovering from his first failed attempt to operate rocket boots in Iron Man?

Cracked's videos are WAY better than its articles at this point.

In the book, Luca takes care of the horse head but in the video game Rocco & the playable protagonist took care of it. Tom never gets his hands dirty... he's not used for his muscle but for his brains.

That would make a great movie, told in a cross between a Tarintino style and Family guy with it's cut-aways. Without actually mentioning why they are there the whole movie but just slowly building up to it. It would actually make for a pretty good movie.

Actually the scene where he takes the horses head and hides it in the bed, and the scene where someone hides the gun in the bathroom are both in the Godfather video game. Just saying.

Cracked, whenever I see After Hours in my subscription box I literally sigh with joy.

The Joker, not even in that film but in general is notorious for lying especially for wise cracks. It's a vital part of his character. He lying to Harvey's face and even reveals that by basically saying it was his plan when he was hanging upside down in front of Batman.

4:34....the addition of The Mountain in the background is just too perfect.

"I'm studying to be a veterinarian, but like a terrible one." completely lost it XD

Seriously, your website's overuse of the word secretly in titles is getting ridiculous.

"MYAHH SEEEE"

Little known fact, the Corleone family soldier who cut the head off the horse later went into the witness protection program where he worked as a janitor at Faber College. He was surprisingly able to make use of his horse-sawing skills shortly after.

"Okay never mind I just realized you tricked me into LARPing so forget this."

The movie where a bunch of mobsters and gangsters spend time banter and bonding similar to you after hours people is... ANYTHING BY QUINTON TERRINTINO(sp?) Pulp Fiction, Reseviour Dogs, Inglorious Bastards, Kill Bill Part 1 and 2, Death Proof, etc., etc.... is pretty much action, killing and explosions--with scenes like the people in After Hours peppered between all of them. You should have already known this. Also... what is that place like for Kahlua Burgers? I always love me a Kahlua Burger... wish I could get somebody to get me a foot massage.

The godfather video game actually sorts out the gun and the horse head. Turns out, the low level mobster got some spaghetti and stuck around to watch McCusksy.

Like mobsters don't know what saws go through bones...

He looked right at Brain and said, "with better writing" rotfl XD

Would absolutely hate these people if they were eating in my restaurant :/

i bet the joker has a plan guy. a tireless background genius trying to keep up with the jokers craziness. like the hospital scene: joker declares hes going to blow up a hospital. background guy sighs and sets it up while the joker is re-applying his make up, then hands the joker a detonator as hes going into the building. then calls his bazooka guy and sends his crew of at least 50 bomb guys to go put bombs in everything that the joker might wanna blow up later. now that I think about it, the whole plan is just... put bombs in everything. its probably all the left over bombs the joker didn't use in dark knight rises.

OMFG THEIR GODFATHER JOKES ARE SO GOOD XDDDDDDD "I'm studying to be a veterinarian, but, like, a terrible one."

Katie’s mocking of Apollonia’s, “MONDAY, TUESDAY, THURSDAY, WEDNESDAY!”, just may be my favorite thing in any of these videos!😂😂😂

3:00 so joker did the best batman gambit in the movie... how ironic. 5:00 fun fact according to tvtropes on enforced method acting they used a LIVE head (well not so live... but anyways) hence the horrified screaming isnt acting, its real.

I love the After Hours! Keep 'em coming. They are probably my favorite thing you guys do!

This video has two of my favorite Soren lines of all time in it, first when he looks to Dan and says "with good writing" and second when it's ending and he says "shit I just realized you tricked me into larping" I fucking died XD

I did a spit take when Daniel says in his best New Jersey accent, "Hi, I'm trainging to be a veterinarian, but like a terrible one." LMAO

I wish they made an after hours against superman....I really do

I doubt Tom Hagen was the one to cut the horse's head off. The consigliere wouldn't go to the other side of the country without a bodyguard, it must have been a henchman.

What part of The Joker is a criminal mastermind don't u guys get? I agree with all the examples except that one. The Joker did have a plan and he's a criminal GENIUS. He must've had backups to his backups. Way too nitpicky.

Have you guys ever read the book Godfather or played Godfather the Game?

After Hours In-Joke alert! 1:43, Soren's disapproval of Rocky criticism ... from the Rocky ep

Saw for cutting through horse bone: Bone saw

guys guys, the Joker is the Joker. Enough Said. Its the Joker, don't question him..... ever

Waaaaait you guys thought the joker hadnt a plan? remember the scene when joker gives two face the gun and places it on his own face? watch that scene again and check where the Joker has his Thumb. even if two face would have pulled the trigger, the hammer woudlnt get lose. The joker is one of the (if not THE) most Smartest evil genius of DC

Is the Mountain from game of thrones in the background when Tom is looking at saws?

Just when I thought that SWAIM could not be improved. The beard.

I would like to see the moment when Doc Brown tries to hang up a clock, slippering, hitting his head on the toilet and then be like: "GREAT SCOTT! A FLUX CAPACITOR! Quick, I need pen and paper!" XD

The Godfather has many iconic scenes. One of them is when the film producer wakes up in his mansion and finds his prize racehorse's head in bed with him. The mafia are asserting their power over the producer by this show of force. They can take what they want from him, in a very scary way. Watching the movie, viewers assume that this horse head is just another special effects trick. It wasn't though. The studio encouraged director Francis Ford Coppola to use a fake horse head for this scene, but he didn't like the mockups he saw. Instead, Coppola found a horse ready for slaughter at a glue factory. He told the factory workers to send the horse's head when the animal was slaughtered. One day, a crate with dry ice arrived on set. Inside, was the horse's head. Audiences rose up in defiance at this brutality, but the scene garnered the shock and grotesque nature it was going for. It remains one of the most memorable scenes in film history.....bet none of ya'll knew that did ya ;D Read more at www.omg-facts.com/Celebs/The-Horse-Head-used-in-the-Godfather-was/56349#Iw8mI4kBhpeUl0kC.99

Katie said "Grease 2" as the best movie of all time. I didn't think it was possible to love her more. I guess she just needs a Cooooooooool Rider

Soren's smile cracked me up more than anything else.

Talking about The Dark Knight, I recently saw something about Joker bombing the hospital that I found kind of hilarious; apparently, that scene where Heath Ledger is shaking the detonator, trying to get the bombs to go off, wasn't scripted. The timer was set wrong, and the delay was longer than he thought it was going to be, so his scared reaction when they do go off was genuine.

"I'm studying to be a veterinarian, but like a terrible one" XD OMFG LAUGHED SO HARD

I like that The Mountain is in the animated horse head scene lol

I am an Italy cosplayer (from hetalia) and that Italian accent just hurt

"Oh shit, I just realized you tricked me into LARPing." Fucking hilarious.

why is anyone surprised that the joker was brilliant? DUH!, he's a criminal mastermind, he's not crazy at all just chaotically evil, just because he says he doesn't have a plan doesn't mean he's telling the truth, he planned everything he did carefully, i thought that was obvious....

Who said it was Tom Hagen who cut off Khartoum's head? He is a mob lawyer, he could probably have easily found people who could have done it for him.

Most fucked up implied scene is in The Dark Knight Rises. Bruce escapes the hole-prison, somehow travels to the U.S.A. with no I.D. or money, and sneaks back into locked-down Gotham where the entire police force is held hostage, criminals run the streets, and a city-destroying time bomb is ticking. That's not even the fucked up part. It's that he somehow thinks it's a good use of time to gasoline-paint a gigantic bat symbol on the bridge. It must have taken hours; what in the actual fuck.

The Dark knight was so ridiculous. People say it was a masterpiece but it's story made no sense even for a comic.

6:04 -- "With good writing." (stares at Daniel) Three Emmy's later. ;)

"OMG I realized you just tricked me into LARPing."

The godfather video game explains all of those scenes.

I absolutely lost it when Michael did his "gangster" impression. That made my day, thank you!

The first 42 seconds of this video is the best thing Cracked has ever done.

Lol that Footloose montage though

As for TDK, I kind of figured the Joker just had a lot of back up plans so he could improvise as necessary, combined with a good, but not quite perfect, understanding of human behaviour.

Best part about watching this on youtube is I've noticed the 'watch more and subscribe' doesn't show up on the cracked website for After Hours, at least not for every ep. I'm seeing more fun stuff watching it on youtube. Keep it up guys!

I'm watching these "After Hours" vidoes and I find my friends and myself in these characters. This is exactly the kind of conversations we have when we meet for dinner. Today we talked about how the technology in the movie Tron could (with only minor modifications) be utilized to transfer minds into different bodies. I'll have to show these videos to my friends now.

On the Godfather part, the whole saw thing... "The part where he goes to Home Depot to figure out what saw can go through horse bone" Gee, like a bone saw?

In the Godfather game it's the character that does the horse head thing and plants the gun.

These vids are incredibly clever - I find myself wanting these guys to have huge Hollywood careers. They definitely have a lot to offer

As for the Godfather complaint with the guys waiting in the toll booth, you guys need to watch Breaking Bad, the episode were Mike and Jessie are waiting outside the meth addicts house for several hours, and Mike says waiting is 90% of the job.