This turned out great! Always happy to be a part of these videos, they’re always so much fun! 😄 Thanks again Josh, really appreciate it!

I actually got the chance to talk to the creator of tommy dies after it got released on the lost episode wiki, good times! To my understanding Tommy dies was written self aware and he made it as a parody of other bad creepypastas. Good stuff lol.

I have to say, though, at least the writer for "Death to Bikini Bottom" has the wit to be a possible Spongebob writer. The "I'm Perch Perkins and I'm about to be killed by this crazy starfi-" part was unironically funny.

"Michelangelo ate all the pizza in the world and I killed him" and "I peed myself and had a kidney failure" are the best lines of narration in any horror piece ever in the existence of man. Truly inspiring.

I feel like “blues clues drug psa” could be a decent creepypasta based on the subject but it was handled so poorly.

“I sharted in your beef stroganoff” I legitimately laughed at that stupid line for 5-10 minutes XD

"He killed Patrick by killing him." "No, I'm gay. And punched her stupid face." There's no way this isn't a jokepasta.

RIP to all those innocent souls we lost in the Krusty Krab bombing of 2003, missed but never forgotten

“You are ugly and we hate you so much so get out you deserve no sleep” Damn, I didn’t know my last two braincells were creepypasta antagonists

‘Killed Patrick by killing him’ Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

I was SO DAMN CONVINCED number 9 was a complete troll (Spongebob shitting on his dinner, him describing himself as "so cool" and "getting all the fish girls", punching Sandy for... some reason????) That last freaking paragraph caught me so off guard

I like how even though Strider made it clear how he hates Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, he still respects it enough to use clips from the show in his videos.

Do you realize that stabbing Spongebob would only result in little Spongebob clones running everywhere, right? Same with Patrick Star. It's how sponges and starfish reproduce in the real world.

I refuse to believe that Bloody SpongeBob was meant to be scary. It had to have been intentionally made that badly.

I think Johnny Depp's acting in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is on purpose because Willy Wonka's been isolated for so long

If it wasn't for the weird creepypasta things, the Chucky's Mom thing could be a legitimate episode (or a competent fan fiction), because Chucky's mom is canonically dead and watching your parent die in the hospital is scary already so imagine with rugrat perception of reality (there are a lot of creepy imagery in the show because of the baby's perception of reality).

The Rugrats Creepypasta feels like someone was trying to write a genuine Trollpasta. Also, the "Bloody Spongebob" Author pitching a fit when their creepypasta ended up on the trollpasta wiki is hilarious.

I have a feeling that the reason these bad creepy pastas have so many spelling errors is because the authors are speaking into a microphone and letting the computer type what it thinks they said. I tried to use the speech to type function myself, and there were spelling errors and misplaced words galore!

17:15 “I’m a busy man Captain Crunch, but I’m going to make this quick. I’m ruining pirates faster than Johnny Depp did.” Al Capone

Out of all of these sentences, just seeing "I peed myself and had a kidney failure" dropped on us all by itself was the one that sent my sides into orbit somehow. You weren't kidding, that is a Hall of Fame trollpasta. This compilation was heavy on the cliches, so the more the story was openly making fun of them, the better.

let’s be honest, bloody spongebob was probably an advertisement for all elite wrestling

Some of these felt more like Robot Chicken sketches than Creepypastas.

"The Straw that broke the camel" Seriously, why do I find that line so funny? Like I'm just imagining Putting a plastic drinking straw on a camel and the camel just contorting in freakish ways before a huge error message pops up saying "Camel.exe is not responding" 🤣

I love it when the two of you collab to read us some hilariously bad creepypastas! It’s always a treat. I could use a good laugh today

Tommy : *exists* Everyone : wait that's illegal.

Watching this while actually writing is a real treat. Makes me feel better about myself. I'll never downplay my writing skills again.

Reading these creepy pastas is like watching someone take a crap on a corpse.

1:09 Rugworts sounds like a dollar store version of hogwarts

I feel like Angelica actually would call Tommy a "beeyotch."

"Who sharted in your beef stroganoff" is my new favorite phrase and I will use it every chance I get

Creepypastas were popular throughout the early to mid 2010s. By the late 2010s, they saw a massive decrease in popularity.

I always love these episodes. It's less about researching actual facts and information and more about just having fun, and it gets me laughing a lot.

Spongebob says, "That's a gnife, Pat. You shouldn't be playing with dat. Yu could hert yurself" God tier creepypasta. I was sleepless for 2 months.

This channel is so oddly relaxing, it’s got that calm and innocent demeanor about it a lot of other ones don’t have.

I had a weird dream a few weeks ago that felt like a Loud House creepypasta. Basically Lincoln found a secret room in the house and discovered he had an older brother but he got extremely sick and was on life support for the last 15 years

Strider: We dont really have VHS Tapes or DVDs anymore Me: *Chilling with my shelf overflowing with DVDs*

I think that after Tom Kenny dies, PhantomStrider should become Spongebob’s new voice actor!

The irony of all these authors smashing the tapes/DVDs is the fact that cursed lost episodes would sell for massive amounts of money on eBay.

Excuse me, you can't just skip over "I like cartoons so I bought WWE Wrestlemania 2012" without comment, those are completely different trains of thought. In fact, seeing how obsessed he is with the WWE (and seemingly how much he dislikes SpongeBob), saying that is factually incorrect. Also, how and why is a malicious lost SpongeBob episode a DVD easter egg on a WWE DVD?

I love how Josh's Steve from Blue's Clues voice sounds like an American version of him. Lol great vid as always

"Bloody SpongeBob", "Cliche-less Pasta", and "The Turtle of My Dreams" are 100% trollpastas, and a lot of the others are likely trollpastas too. They're still hilarious, it's just that they're intentionally hilarious rather than unintentionally.

9:10 Godzilla had a stroke reading that bit of the crappypasta and fricking died

Dennis & Josh are back! I love it when you guys collaborate on Creepy Pasta videos.

6:16 “I then realized it was 7:00 pm on a Wednesday.” Me: oh…it’s Thursday.

"And then, he Killed Patrick by Killing Him." Hmmm, Yes, The Floor here is Made out of Floor. Edit: JESUS, 100 LIKES!? Thanks for all your support!

You can not convince me that Bloody Spongebob isn't an elaborate SpunchBop joke

At 23:22, he says “You took the time and effort to reverse this? Well how are you?”

Had so much fun editing some of the segments, The video turned out incredible!

Here's an Emma's Animaniacs crappypasta: "I am a 25-year-old unicorn and I am a hug fan of Emma's Animanics. I wathed all of the videos on Emma Young's chanels. So when I fund this episode I had never hard of, I was vrry exited. So I put the tape in the VCR and I regret it to this day. The episode started with the intro as normal, but goes to loud static at the end of the intro. The episode starts wuth Emma, Pumpkin and Yellow Duck sitting at the kichn table laffing and happy. Emma gets up and leaves the room for a few minutes. The screen goes black. The screen comes back on, when Emma returns, she finds Pumpkin laying on the floor, his stomach was cut open and his entrails were all around him. Yellow Duck was crying n the coorner, his eyes were filled with hyper-relelistic blood. Emma was scared at the scene, upset at what happened. She hugs her duck frind to comfort him. Emma decides to make something to cheer him up, as she does for her friends. The screen goes black again, and this time a neck pop sound was herd. The screen came back on, when Emma came back, she folnds Yellow Duck decapitated on the flour, his spine was seperated from his hed and body. Emma was really beginning to werry. She screamed, "WHAT IS GOING ON!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?" She decides to get some fresh air outside. But when she went outside, she saw something horrifying. She saw the rotting bodies of Wakko, then Gumball, Yakko and Dot. She figured they must've been ded fro a while. Emma broke down and cried and puked hyper-relelistic vomit. When she turned around, the scrreen trned to black and there was a blood-curdling hyper-rlelelistic scream. The screen then showed Emma's body on the floor, some of her body parts missing, and she was laying in hyper-relelelistic blood. The noedolekciN theme was herd playing in this scene, and then, the episode ended. I took the tape out of the VCR, took it outside and burned it with gasoline and fire. I then contacted Emma Young, and she said to me, "I've never made or even heard of this episode. It must've been someone who really hated my content. Don't let the episode get to you. It's not real. God protect you." I knew it couldn't have been her who made it, but I warned all my freids, to not pick up any creepy VHS tapes of Emma's Animaniacs."

There are very few combinations that are better than PhantomStrider and dramatically narrating creepypastas.

"I have been waiting for this moment." - Sephiroth

The video is finally out! Thank you editors for making this possible!

Thank you for uploading this video. It was a great distraction from the terror I felt when I watched this spooky Spongebob VHS that contained Slenderbob killing his friends with a flamethrower and spewing out hyper realistic blood that might have been moldy cherry jam. This video made me feel better and saved me thousands of dollars from therapy sessions. Thank you PhantomHoodlum and HoodoStrider.

Hearing them try to control their laughter while reading these is the best 🤣

I love these creepy pasta videos! Just how bad these are make these laughable.

I love how the “Rugrascals” one started alright, but then it just threw it all away with the flashback thing.

How did a nice, simple show like Blues Clues get a Creepypasta?? 🧐

10.tommy dies (rugrats) 9.bloddy spongebob 8.blues clues 7.fairy odd parents lost episode 6.slenderman vs ninja turtles 5.spongebob lost episode death to bikinny bottom 4.rugrats lost episode chuckies mom 3.cliche-Lees pasta 2.spongebobs insanity 1.the turtle of my dreams

A just love how a lot of creepypasta looks like the same, just a haunted game/VHS, reverse music ou realistic blood. Or the famous "look behind you" at the end It happen near all the time with game/cartoon creepypasta.

5:33 News flash, PhantomStrider's Animal Crossing villager persona defeats bloody spongebob and saves the island Edit: I love the Clisha-less pasta one Edit Edit: Also, if you do bad cartoon network creepypastas, I know of this weird Ben 10 creepypasta you might want to check out (something about a Ben 10 game and Feedback being evil and murdering everyone and stuff, kinda like that weird Pokemon creepypasta of the one Pokemon soloing the whole game, except Feedback actually reforms at the end...)

I find the recent videos you've made to be enjoyable, but it's nice to see you back to making cartoon videos, even if it is just a bunch of crappy horror stories. Also, I know that this suggestion might not be taken, but I'd like to see a top 10 best Five Nights at Freddy's fangames. Just thought it would be cool.

It’s strange how these stories that are meant to be scariest kind of horror end up being the funniest comedies I have ever seen :) I love them!

“Until you learn how to act like a grownup” Ah yes. How to act like a grownup. At the rightful age of one year old.

18:17 as a Texan a can confirm that Patrick has a Texan accent now

Someone really was out here dropping Tommy Wiseau in a bad Creepypasta?! Y'all I can't 😂😂😂💀💀💀

I knew I was in for a treat the moment I saw "I was a huge fan of Rugworts" lol

Tell me why I actually waved at my screen when he said "Howdy!"

What I learned today: if you want to write a creepy pasta, remember to write at least one scene with hyperrealistic blood into it.

The visuals in this video matched the creepypastas really well and made it more immersive. That Ninja Turtles story in the #1 spot honestly ends with a pretty good plot twist. Then the world exploded and everybody dies.

Dude, the guy who wrote #9 got angry, edited the page, and challenged someone to a “Texas deathmatch” next Wednesday. Like, he got super upset but still had the forethought to bring up his calendar and pick a date that worked for his schedule.

30:13 that must be the lost episode Patchy was looking for

16:25 imagine going into a DVD store and them being like "actually, all we have is VHS tapes."

Your Steve impression was so good lol Also editing because 34:55 caught me completely off guard and I nearly spit out my yogurt laughing 😭😭😭

17:15 “You ain’t a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween.” Al Capone

I actually got the chance to talk to the Creator of Fairy Odd Parents story. They were very kind & shared with me how they were inspired to write because of the craziness of Spongebob Episodes. They wanted to make the world laugh & entertain those who love cartoons. They told me to thank you all & to share that they write real novels to this day. 10:51

'The Turtle of My Dreams' feels like a jokepasta with how it's written "My name is... Bob Bobberson... Something like that i dunno im bad at coming up with names" tell me that doesnt radiate jokepasta vibes

Oh boy, can't wait for the final installment in this series "Top 10 worst cartoon network creepypastas"

Glad to see hoodhoodlums hasn’t passed away lol. His channel is like an old wild west town: abandoned

Some of these sound like the author had a mad fever dream and immediately wrote about it before forgetting everything.

Bloody SpongeBob seems more like a trollpasta than a crappypasta

I actually love how crazy & funny number 9 is

I have so much respect for you and your videos man, keep it up!

My top 3 Nickelodeon shows: 1. Danny Phantom 2. Hey Arnold 3. Classic SpongeBob

"Knuf" Gets me every time

13:29 Honestly, I sort of wished they'd lean into the "the writer is insane" angle and made it so the narrator attacked what was probably an innocent kid out of insanity

How am I just now learning that Strider has a dad case? LMAO, I love this guy so much.

Have you ever seen old man reads creepypastas? I think that you would get along with these bizarre stories. This video has brought me so much joy, thank you so much.

Aw man, its so awesome to come back to creepypastas! And some of these creepypastas are just more funny than scary

Always great to have you two work together; my favorite videos from you two!

With the No.7 pasta, the flip-flopping between normal writing and near unreadable spelling and grammar makes me think the pasta was actually written at 3 AM and the author kept dozing off mid-story.

I’m glad to see you two back! For some reason these videos haven’t appeared on my side of KZfaq but none the less I’m happy!

3:52 I was the guy who wrote bloody spongebob🤣🤣still proud of it

"Raccoon poop" Phelous: Waboo! Waboo: Most of these pastas are soooo stupid!

3 and 1 definitely feels like memes, the question is do that make them terrible creepypastas or great trollsfics?(those are a thing right?)

4:50 Ah yes, I too hate it when I find a SpongeBob in my beef stroganoff that tells me to go commit Thanos snap, such an inconvenience, especially when they SHART in it

#4 had a revised version with an actual ending, where the doctors tell Chaz Chuckie has the same disease as his mother did and will die from it within a year.

I love watching these creepypasta lists. Sounds like you guys really look like you’re having fun making fun of them.

It's always nice to get a reminder that hoodo is still alive

"I SHARTED IN YOUR BEEF STROGANOFF" I'm so done...X ___ X

New drinking game: take a shot every time "hyper realistic blood" comes up