The 2 Johnnies 'St Patrick Drove A Honda Civic' (Official Video)
If you're Irish, wish you were Irish, love Honda Civics, hate snakes and a big fan of St. Patrick you're going to absolutely love this one!
'St. Patrick Drove A Honda Civic' is the lesser known story of St. Patrick's savage set of wheels and his love of chicken fillet rolls, both of which played a monumental part during his battle with the snakes.
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Lyrics:
St. Patrick came to Ireland in the 5th century.
He went for a stroll, had a chicken roll on O'Connell Street.
He rounded up all the snakes, from Belfast, Cork & Kerry,
Drove them down to Rosslare town, and put them on a P&O Ferry.
The father, the son, and the holy ghost, but there’s one thing he loved most….
St. Patrick drove a Honda Civic, he put the boot down
And coming into Westport said, There’s some snakes round this town.
He blessed every inch of Ireland, and all the people in it.
He drove out the snakes, with no breaks, in his 99 blue civic.
(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
Het met the brown bull of Coolie, and hurled a match with Cú Chulainn.
He invented the snack box, And thought the drums to Larry Mullan.
St. Patrick had a cousin in New York, he was a block layer,
Pa went on, a J Wan and taught them all a few prayers.
He invented jiving, had a John deer.
Did the first cut of silage and went on the beer.
St. Patrick drove a Honda Civic, he put the boot down
And coming into Westport said, There’s some snakes round this town.
He blessed every inch of Ireland, and all the people in it.
He drove out the snakes, with no breaks, in his 99 blue civic.
(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
She was 1.4, had 3 doors. (Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
She had 18 inch wheels and no NCT (Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
She had 3 and a half a million miles on the clock (Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
And he lowered the bollix out them shocks. (Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
Those snakes He didn’t catch them all, there’s still a few above in the Dail.
St. Patrick drove a Honda Civic, he put the boot down
And coming into Westport said, There’s some snakes round this town.
He blessed every inch of Ireland, and all the people in it.
He drove out the snakes, with no breaks, in his 99 blue civic.
(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
(Go Paddy, Go Paddy, Go Paddy)
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