I like how your voice goes from normal young guy to depressed man who needs his daily coffee.

And then after 6 years he'll come back to minecraft and see all of his old builds and his dog from 6 years ago, what a nostalgia

The part where your friends stop playing is very sad.

my dad played minecraft before me and his stages were 1: make world 2: make like 500 farms and never quit world

Yep the cycle of life

The part where his friends stoped playing hit hard

as an old pe player I have been stuck on stage 1-3 (and creative) for way too long, and most of the time every month we start a new world so we don’t ever get progress. only about a third of every worlds we had at that time we had a nether reactor core

I actually started on a smp with friends and i actually never really enjoyed playing alone after that. I had one world where i killed the dragon after dying like 17 times but that was it.

I like how he has only lvl 47 when he has a million final kills

I never enjoyed servers like hypixel, after 7 years i still only play survival and creative with friends

for me it’s: 1. newbie 2. good old days with friends 3. my friends stopped playing and now i’m bored 4. play smps and hypixel 5. friend comes back after 7 years

Edit : Hahaha now you shall never know why I’m popular in the chat 😈

Bro, this is very relatable. I first downloaded MC because most of my friends talked about it, so I started playing singleplayer but that wasn't much fun so I made a server in which I invited some of my friends. At starting there were 5 people in the server but slowly all of them left except my best friend, so we played together a lot, but he also started playing very less, probably because of studies. So, it was only me who was left on the server. I invited a random guy on discord to join my server and he behaved very nicely but as soon as I left the server he exploded everything with TNTs. Fortunately, I had my backup for my world so it didn't caused any damage. But, I got bored of playing alone and started playing bedwars and I have been playing it till today.

my stages were newbie, newbie, creative mode by myself and messing around in the old tutorial worlds on my 360, then after like 5 years I finally went to multiplayer and now I just play modded hardcore minecraft

For me, it was: Creative Creative + Multiplayer Multiplayer + Realms Creative + Multiplayer Creative Creative + Survival Survival

Jokes on you, I never stopped playing Minecraft, Even when it was considered cringe

I was expecting the overly genius guy who is really into technical and Redstone minecraft

Mine is like: 1-Get interested and play in a single player survival world 2-stop enjoying survival and go to creative to do redstone 3-get bored of redstoning and start building in creative 4-get bored of minecraft all along and stop playing for a while and uninstall 5-repeat Step 1

People who started playing Minecraft before 2015, before bedwars was such a big thing: *Achtually...*

My stages of Minecraft were 1. So my friend told me about Minecraft, so I played it on her tablet and built a giant box made of lapis. Pretty cool 2. Finally got my own tablet and bought Minecraft! My skin is a cockatoo lol, I made a creative world and built a nest and everything 3. A bunch of creative worlds, nothing really productive, so I made a bunch of temporary survival worlds and deleted them when I died 4. My first long-term survival world! It's not much now, but we'll see how it goes! 5. (Current day) I've had my survival world for over a year now, with a lot of detailed terraforming, builds like towns and pirate ships and factories and stables and so much more, fully enchanted diamond armor, ender dragon beaten, etc. Lose inspiration for a while but I always find it again and keep going!

Me: Survival player - Bedwars attempter - Skyblock player - Failed SMP - Back to Skyblock

Here's the thing: I'm a creative mode player. We're our own category.

I skipped through the newbie stage cuz I watched soooooo many let's plays that I basically knew everything. I'm currently on the multiplayer stage

I stayed in stage 1 for an embarrassingly long time. I then moved on to stage 2 and then stage 3 is what I’m in now, although I’m slowly turning to stage 4.

My process was COMPLETELY different. I got Minecraft back in 2012. I've created dozens upon dozens of worlds. But every single time I get to the point where I have to grind for diamonds, I abandon the world almost immediately. I can often get enough diamonds for a pickaxe and an axe, but after that, the grind for diamonds just gets _so boring._ Then, like, 5 months later, I come back to Minecraft, create a new world, and the cycle continues. I've played a lot more in terms of private multiplayer with friends, modding, and public servers, though.

Stage six: Oh i renember this game called minecraft i used to play lemme see my old world(get nostalgia) Lemme start a new world cuz i renember it being fun and it starts all over again

I’m on stage 10, play the game without competition, play the game smart to win, and build like a pro, while playing a small amount.

and then 10 years later after raising a family, having 3 kids and a dog/cat. one of your kids find your old computer and boot it up, they find a bunch of things on it, including Minecraft, they ask you what it is and u remember, u remember everything, the grinding, the pets, the dirt shack from your first ever world, beating the ender dragon for the first time, being a sweaty bedwars/skywars nerd, killing that one hacker, seeing that youtuber, the memories rushing back, like a tsunami, you dont know what to say at first but you know you have to say it, you then smile and say "Let Me Tell You A Story."

For me, i started playing servers immediately because i knew what i was doing, then i tried survival. I Got my survival to about 180 ish days then got bored. Played on servers more, then played like 4 SMP's stopped until i had become bored in each SMP. Then now i only play a bit of SMP and i play tons of servers tons.

You literally just described tecnoblades whole 8 years of playing minecraft in a minute

Lol these are my own stages 1. Just played survival 2. Gets bored and plays creative 3. Plays multiplayer 4. - 5. In progress

Ya EVERY minecraft player. Never mine the fact that realms didn’t exists for a long time

By stage 4 this guy was the minecraft Piece Control Kyle.

I was EXTREMELY fancy, and in my first dirt house, I had a painting. Who needs a house or door anyway?

Is it just me or does the cycle repeats 1. Your friend recommended a game 2. You play the game 3. You love the game 4. Your friend invited you to play the game together 5. Then your friend stops playing after 6 month 6. Then you go to a multiplayer and got addicted hard

I’m probably at stage 1.13, I know the basics of the game but don’t know anything about multiplayer and some stuff about vanilla minecraft I find hard to remember

I went from stage 1-2 after playing Minecraft for about 4 years... Still stuck on that darned stage two.

Can't believe how accurate this is but u can't master single player in 6 months . But literally everything he says is sooo true !

Why is this so accurate, i started playing mc and just did single player, a week later i did smps, then i did hypixel for a week, now im a telly bridger that crushes kids in bedwars…

I had it different I started by knowing what the game is by watching youtubers then I started playing multiplayer then I started playing smps but still haven't played to this day -4 years of mc

6th stage: Non-Vanila Player 7th stage: Veteran 8th stage: Challenger 9th Stage: Speedrunner 10th stage: Getting tired of singleplayer and playing something funny with your friends

The five stages of me as a Minecraft player: 1: the newbie 2: the guy who builds random garbage in creative 3: gets bored of Minecraft 4: discovers servers 5: the command block guy

The legendary rarity:the hardcore player Stage one-inexperienced:they las 2-3 in game days on average before dying Stage two-surviving,but on edge:they can survive multiple weeks irl,but don’t take risks in their worlds Stage three-confident:they get enough totems to start riskier stuff like wither grinding and monument clearing Stage four-project starter:the most comfortable a player can be in hardcore,so they start doing crazy things to their world Stage five-the hardcore veteran:hardcore veterans have the same world for years on end.examples being wadzee,paulgg,Luke the notable,jonbams,and of course,the king of hardcore: Philza minecraft

My stages. Stage 1 - Noob (i legit couldn't do anything) (2015) Stage 2 - Scaredy Guy (i just went into creative because i was scared of dying) (2016-2018) Stage 3 - Gradual Learning (basically i'm less scared) (2019) Stage 4 - Bored. (i'm not scared, but i still go on creative a lot ) (2020-2021)

5. Reconsider your life Wallibear: that hits

Stage 6: When he finally play minecraft after 10 years, he will get a nostalgic feeling, and since a lot has changed, in stage 7: he will start from stage 1 (this cycle goes on forever)

Legends say that he is still on a break

Your soul dying between stage 3-4 is the most realistic thing ever

Dream now has a moment to take a look back at his earlier stages..

Legends say he never came again

i technically started with multiplayer because i played with my three sisters. only began playing survival last year and we’ve had the game since 2013

I had this lol. Now, I'm permanently on an smp! Its small, but I've been playing regularly for about a year :)

i literally went through all of these when i came back to minecraft in 2019, i think im currently on stage 4 lol

You forgot “And I like to play for 26 and 1/2 hours a day”

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

why is this so accurate why the heck is this so accurate

Incorrect. My stages were: 1. Read the entire Minecraft wiki 2. Instantly become a Minecraft master, even calculate the speed, distance, etc of skeleton arrows to see if they can hit me, but still being garbage at building and pvp 3. After watching Hardcore series I became a pro builder 4. After playing bedwars for a while I became a pro at pvp 5. I started my own Hardcore world and after 300 in-game days I am now The Ultimate Minecraft Pro

I've been playing minecraft for a few year now and I'm still on stage one because my play station can't connect to the internet :,)

It's so damn relatable!

i have never done an smp before, i dont know how multiplayer works, but i am learning

I am learning that my introduction to minecraft was very unique haha

So yeah thats the normal one now we also have the builders they don’t start out with survivaling but building and they won’t end with bedwars but build battle

ive been playing for a year and im still on stage 1 lol

What triggered me was that he waited for him to spawn before breaking his bed.

I will always stay in the levels of smper-multiplayer-smper.....

I'm kinda stuck in the first skill stage, but with the last mindset stage

Seeing him play bedwars on 1.9+ and say his stats kinda makes me doubut that he actually his those stats Yes I know its a joke video (kinda?) but id say that the multiplayer stage is stage 2/3 and stage 5 sadly does not happen you just stop playing much and then eventually play a new game much more and just keep it there for memories

You should do Bedrock players next

As soon as I got minecraft i logged onto hypixel with friends and started playing bedwars a lot and I've never really done anything with survival minecraft

0:03 newbie 0:13 SMPer 0:24 multiplayer 0:38 bedwars sweat 0:54 reconsider life

Me who’s just played single player minecraft all the time, cause I’m an achievement hunter lol: Hmm, yes, definitely

my stages: try to do mumbo jumbo redstone stuff but it is awfull then i turn into a survival player i beat the game and try to do farms as a technicall player then i turn into a builder and i build stuff on friendly smp then i go into an anarchy smp to dominate the server then i turn into ultra hardcore player then i discover hypixel skyblock and play it for 3 months then i get inspired by loony and ph1lza and continue the ultra hardcore world, trying to survive 1000 days and when i die, i'll probably turn into extremelly technical player and i'll start a smp similar to sci craft.

these path are slightly different depending on if you legally own minecraft java, bedrock, with crack playing on servers is difficult, also if your computer is bad, i don't think you have any chances at 1.8 pvp, maybe you have higher chances in 1.9+ cuz with so much cps, every ping ms and fps counts

I've been playing minecraft for around 8 yrs and havent played any pvp since xbox 360 days

this is way too correct but for me there is that 1 stage of burning down villager and placing tnt and destroy everything

I like when by the stage "newbie" there was replay viewer under it

How do you enable the replay viewer and recording option?

My stages: Noob Decent Good Really good Now: I play on smps and obliterate everyone.

At the end, imagine words: "3 years later" and then rewatch the video

I have been playing for many years and have only gone thru the first two and others u didnt include

I’ve had the game since like 2013 and I’m still on stage 3.

My 5 stages: Newbie Fun Building PvP Anything (Currently on Stage 5)

Them after the break u get into a server again, but this time when it died u play singleplayer, then get into modded

Stage 1: Talk with your friends watch them play Minecraft Stage 2: Getting pirate Minecraft and playing singleplayer bc idk how to make a server Stage 3: A friend makes a server on a free website and wr all play on it, the server quickly dies and is followed by another one and an other one etc... Stage 4: You starts playing Minigames with your friends, they start to get More distant Stage 5: You get your premium account and start playing all day til u die lol

i have been at stage 2-3 for a long time, since the beta times. im currently going into stage 4

This is literally exactly what happened to me.I just haven't made it to the last one yet.

Jesus its 2AM and the ad at the beginning is a horror movie trailer.

Is it common for the first stage to be, getting introduced to Minecraft by their dad at the age of 4ish and have it be the first game they’ve played, then for the second stage to be random survival and creative for 5-10 years, then for the third stage to be playing random and custom challenges with mods now and then, stuck on the third stage and never playing online with friends or servers

"It's probably because i'm better at bedwars than them" Xd cuando eres español

I am stuck on the "bad at everything in minecraft, but I am tryingc stage.

first stage never happened to me cuz i got into minecraft by watching minecraft videos for like 2 years prior

Its true except for mine 1st stage, i wasnt interested in survival, my first interests were 1.8 pvp but soon i began to play on some SMP

So... true... i now am in stage 5 and not able to play minecraft.... for a long time :(

"I just got this new game..." Replay viewer button: Liar! I play minecraft for a decade, still prefer singleplayer than hypixel, my friends left and deleted servers while I was building for hours so many times. I never got saves to enjoy my efford.

It's not a game, it's a lifestyle

Btw don't try to take a break from mc suddenly it's very tough (I have been in that stage)

Please make a tutorial on how to make a server

There should be one more stage, when you are creating a new world every couple of days

yeah, Only first I invite my friends and others giving them minecraft and now nobody plays with me anymore and only 3 play, but one is with his dad's phone, another has his own world and the other plays if I ask him and I already consider him the best friend

I play on mc pe here are my stages Stage one:creative,build houses and stuff Stage two:going to creative then swithcing to survival (cheats on) to get diamonds cuz i didnt know what was the point of the game and i didnt know u needed to deafeat the dragon Stage three:attemping to finish the game,scared of mining Stage four ( me now) : attemping to finish the game Stage 5:the end.....