“I don’t even play this game” is the original option select.

loses: “i dont even play this game” wins: “I DONT EVEN PLAY THIS DAMN GAME LETS GOOOO”

“I blocked that.” “Sir, that was a chip kill.”

The only thing missing is the modern version "I don't even play this game": I'm a content creator

Bonus Technique : "My feet hurt" Impossible to prove Garners sympathy Make them feel bad for winning

Secret technique: "I would've won last patch" -Makes it seem like your character got unfairly nerfed -No way/very hard to verify. The patch Is gone. -Triple effectiveness if your audience doesn't play the game in question. -If you play on the previous version and lose, combo into "I kept getting the versions mixed up."

"I don't even play this game" has a brother, it's called "That wasn't even my main". Also useful on both offense and defence. And if you WERE using your main, just say "nah that's my OLD main, I've been picking up a new character"

Me: "Bad Matchup." Them: "Yeah, but I still won." Me: "Lag." Them: "It's an arcade cabinet." Me: "I don't even play this game." Them: "No one plays this game." Me:"... bluetooth?"

Top 5 2021 Scrubquotes when you lose, the fourth will blow your mind.

Don't sleep on this tech. This is what carried DSP to his position as #1 SF player in America.

Perfect counter to all the phrases in the vid: "Hold That" -Flexible -Non-committal -Cannot be countered "Bro there was lag I swear!" "Thems how it is man, hold that" "Bro this match-up is BS dude, I should have won." "should have been prepared dude, hold that." "Bro I blocked that I swear." "Game says you didn't dude, hold that" "Bro there was Bluetooth interference, my pad was acting up." "Too bad bro, hold that." "Bro I don't even play this game. I could beat you if in my game." "Well we aren't, we playin this game so hold that." "Hold that" is the real victory OS.

“I blocked that after the rollback kicked in” chats killing me

This is so fucking funny. *wake up DP gets blocked* "I didn't do that."

Hmm instead of the "it was fine on my end" defensive option, it might be stronger to pull out the "I was lagging too. I was lagging even harder than you and still beat you." Offensive counter.

Holy shit, one hour before my Beginner's Tournament Jiyuna saved Guilty Gear, saved Melty Blood, is on his way to save Blazblue, and now saved my tournament

I’ve said all of these except for Bluetooth. Officially an OG, time to pretend that I played 3rd strike since the 90s

The most classic phrase in fighting game history is still: *"I think my controller is broken."* You can't deny it, 99-100% of people who ever touched a fighting game said this line once in their life.

My favorite excuse is "I wasn't playing serious" it's hard to disprove, it makes your opponent scared of you and it makes them feel bad that their win wasn't valid

It's rare that a single piece of information can have such a drastic effect upon the world. But I can safely say that I am never going to lose, legitimately, ever again.

I'm a frequent user of "I don't even play this game" upon victory

No.6 - "That character is busted"

My personal go-to is "I teched that" when I die to command grab.

These techniques are pure GOLD! And this guy is just giving out these techniques for free what a great guy. Gotta try his 300$ lessons

I think you forgot the 6th one "SHIT, I TRIED TO QUIT BUT I COULDN'T!" - LTG 2020

"Dude I don't even play this game and even I know this is a terrible matchup, didn't you saw that? I blocked that but with this stupid lag and bluethoot interferance its impossible to win"

The optimal combo is "Never seen this character", "I'm just pressing buttons" into "I don’t even play this game".

You forgot the medicinal herbs technique for netplay. "I'm baked lmao" -Makes your wins more impressive while covering your losses -Impossible to counter if playing in a legal state

Beware, the "I blocked that." defense is easily countered by, "Alright let's check the tapes.." Replay mode is not your friend.😂

man u forgettin the classic "My ex-wife and son are in the audience." Shoutsouts to Supernoon for that one

back in the gears of war days on 360 when you would play online a player on either team would be the host for the match and basically have no lag. If you ever lost a gun fight or any exchange it didn't matter you would just say "HOOOOST".

For the lag response one of the most soul crushing things I've ever seen was Cloud805 losing his 200+ game win streak to some super, SUPER laggy random masher. That one hurt.

I like to go with the "my hands are cold" technique. It's not my fault it's so cold right now.

You forgot the "I dont main x" OS. Beware though, if he asks you to run it, be sure to bail. "I have work" will do, as it shows that not only is his win false, but that you're all about that rise and grind too, all about that bread.

Some nice ones i picked up from playing melee briefly: “damn its cold in here” and the offensive “we both played poorly”

The chat. “Where’s the rollback!?” LMFAOOOOO

"Will you be my bluetooth interference advocate?" sounds like a Valentine card.

1) mash 2) cheese 3) do the predictive stuff if they can't deal with it anyway 4) do 'something that's too predictive that the opponent doesn't expect it to come' mixup 5) just adapt and win lol

My new technique: **coughs** "I'm not feeling well today." 😌

The sun is in my eye, my nose itches I had to sneeze, my moms calling me, I had to use the bathroom

When I attend local Guilty Gear tournaments here in Moscow my favorite phrase is "Last time I played it was at Russian Reversal last year, I haven't even trained since then". And I still somehow manage to show some improvement. As DhZero said to me once "Sometimes you get good even when you just watch other games and not playing yourself".

You forgot the "well, I got a real job" (implying you don't have time to practice every match-up): +No counter +Is simultaneously defensive and offensive. -Can only be used against people without "a real job".

" My controller is all messed up" and " The rollback saved you" have literally gotten me through quarantine

As a townhome resident, I can't wait to use "My neighbor was cooking a lasagna in their microwave for like 10 minutes. Definitely wavin' up my controller inputs."

This is the best FGC video I've seen. Thanks a lot for sharing :)

My favorite online tech which I learnt in Hisoutensoku discord "Frozen fongers, inputs shitputs" Impossible to argument against if the weather backs you up

"Jiyuna's my sparring partner"can also work the same as"I don't even play this game"

great video, just started getting into fighting games very useful, will definitely use these against my friends who are pros

Bonus tip: Crouching Router Kick is useful for online play, 5RK setups cover all recovery options

I got one counter to beat all your options Jiyuna. "Money match me".

Revisiting this video after a year and the only one I remember was the last one.

The pre-match sandbag. "Before we start just letting you know I suck haha"

These are the ones i always use on offline matches. When you are confident you are gonna win: Here comes the Bonus Stage. When you lose: Congrats on your first win. When you win: That was easy, whos next.

I used these 5 tricks and now I got Panda blowing up my email trying to sign me as their latest tier list peddler

Bruh... "I don't even play this game." HAHAHAHA!

1. Keep 2. Waiting 3. For 4. Project 5. L

lmao man best video in a while, your delivery is too fucking good

That Alpha 3 music in the background...hell yeah

I HAD THIS VIDEO SAVED SO I COULD WATCH IT WHEN I GOT HOME FOR FIGHTING GAME ADVICE 😭😭😭 turns out it was even better advice than I expected

I want to widen my repertoire of excuses so I'm considering switching to pad for #4.

Thank you for these useful tips, Jiyuna, I will never let my opponents feel good for winning again.

Dude this is the most hilarious video you ever made.icing on the cake was "i dont even play this game"

You are now my favorite person today. Thank you for posting this 😂😂😂

This is still a top 5 Jiyuna vid

On my moms I teched that throw tho In the time between when I pressed throw and when it registered in the game I quit the game, lost my job, became an alcoholic, went through 12 steps, turned my life around, and started playing this game again

Very good points, thank you sajam

Day 0 of Strive release: "I don't even play this game"

Banger vid, my favourite is the low tier OS

That "I blocked that" excuse is fucking gold lmfao"

My favorite phrase is "I don't even play this character (anymore)" I works almost every time when it doesn't I use "I don't even play/like this game".

As a career Dizzy player (wait don't boo me yet) going "bad matchup" is 100% valid and if the Dizzy player says anything you're fully within your right to gather up your jungle crew.

Jiyuna you killed it with this video lol

This applies only to the online experience, but knowing when to use the "kick out of your room" option can make your experience SO much better.

"I blocked that!" "Computer says no."

It'll be good once offline tournaments return so that everyone can apply these tried and true excu- I mean, TECHNIQUES to their FGC fundamentals.

these option selects are nuts :O

jiyuna out here teachin us the tech that we truly need

10 minutes and 50 seconds, excellent work

Time to lab these post game mixups

The best comeback to any one these is a simple yet effective "sure"

"I was playing with one finger" -impossible to proof -everybody will think of you like a badass -offensive/defensive

Best FGC guide ever

This actually had me rolling. I'ma use some of this tech.

Rule number 6: ignore everything Rule number 7: I lost my thumbs in the war Now you too can become a Low-tier god Yes my name is John

Gracias Chef!

You can always count on Jiyuna for that pro tech.

Some streamer said, (I blocked that) with the camera facing the arcade stick and he wasn't holding back smh.

"It's not a lie....... if you believe it."

Thank you for passing down these ancient techniques Jiyuna, I'll be sure to use them unwisely.

"I own my mistakes and respect your play. Let us meet in the heart of battle!"

"Oh bro I'm from Mexico Jet lag"

THIS IS THE GREATEST VIDEO EVER MADE

A strong derivative of "I don't even play this game" is "haha I'm rusty". You can deflect responsibility for your loss while also diminishing whatever the other person was doing! It kind of sounds like you're dissing yourself (but you're not), so it goes over better. Checks all the impossible to prove and relatable boxes And no one is going to have the gall to say "bro you were never as good as you apparently think?" even if most of the time that is the case :D oh yeah, and a form of "lag" even if lag didn't happen at all: "still online tho" if it was over netplay. Did you lose a set 10-0? It was online so it doesn't count, plus hey you're rusty.

Damn I’ve used 5,4,3 and 1 lol good ass list good stuff, Maximilian!

I have said that my monitor was lagging. I feel called out man....

This is why I always play low tiers. It's the classic OS. Lose: "Bruh, my character sucks lmao" Win: "Bruh, you got beat by [insert low tier] lmao"

The best technique: Return to monke

Finally someone giving some useful tips for improving.

LMAOO love this kind of content

‘One more bro’ for me, bein trash and always playin lobbies w people better than me but also never feel like wrappin up the sets

Leffen so confidently proclaimed he would have won if the version of the game was different that he was able to replay a tournament set he lost and then knocked out his opponent.