The 8 Year Old Cristiano Ronaldo

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The 8 Year Old Cristiano Ronaldo

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A few less thunderous tackles than I'd have wanted, but great stuff nevertheless.
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@Idk-ey4hl 5 жыл бұрын

The Cruyff turn at 8:40 was better than the one in the 2017 charity Sidemen match... Also some of the goals in this were better than the one in the charity match as well. It's a shame 30,000 people don't show up to a game played by 8 year old Peles.

@JoaoGoncalves-nx9no 5 жыл бұрын

Met you in lisbon before the sporting vs arsenal game, you are such a great guy!! pleasure to meet you

@nicholasjohnson4982 5 жыл бұрын

The eight year old Sunday league ronaldo

@pauls7803 5 жыл бұрын

I met him at his book signing

@penguinlover2k195 5 жыл бұрын

You were in lisbon?

@user-pv1js7vs4r 5 жыл бұрын

João Gonçalves u

@pauls7803 5 жыл бұрын

@@penguinlover2k195 no. His book signing was in manchester

@HeyThereStan 5 жыл бұрын

Playing in yellow and green, the Delia clip and the Alan Partridge commentary! Is there a hint of a closet NCFC fan in you Chris? 😏🔰

@smallbean4249 5 жыл бұрын

Ive been a Norwich fan my whole life, and all the best people support them including Hugh Jackman, Ed Balls and my Nan

@carltonashwood6280 5 жыл бұрын

Easy bloke

@carltonashwood6280 5 жыл бұрын

@@jefferygayp4904 right lad

@whenurmumsaysyayeetnani3099 4 жыл бұрын

Stan Elwick u beat city like

@doctorjai9322 4 жыл бұрын

I thought u meant North Carolina fc for a sec, my local team

@butteredraccoon8569 3 жыл бұрын

2:28 Chris: "So it's still the yellow and green kit. Everyday I ask myself who thought up that those two colours for a football kit would be a good idea." Me: *an Australian*

@jasper5529 3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@EnterNameHamish81 3 жыл бұрын

No it’s dark green and gold which is much better

@yaboyjoey499 3 жыл бұрын

@@EnterNameHamish81 it’s not dummy

@minichalvo9818 2 жыл бұрын

yes i felt offense when i first watched this as well, aussie as well

@JonasRodgers 2 жыл бұрын

it's yellowy-orange with dark green trim

@Tom-yc5cx 5 жыл бұрын

love the alan partridge commentary - doesn’t go to waste chris 🙌🏼

@bendoesfifagaming2883 5 жыл бұрын

Tom McGowan yeah

@georgeparker6919 5 жыл бұрын

2017- KZfaq football matches 2018- KZfaq boxing matches 2019- KZfaq tennis matches chrismd win🤷‍♀️

@bobbymchugh7911 5 жыл бұрын

G30RG3 PARK3

@johnemmott2779 5 жыл бұрын

Random Chaos nooooo it’s funny tbf

@hayderbouraoui9845 5 жыл бұрын

@garethjones7380 5 жыл бұрын

G30RG3 PARK3R gg

@i_am_pekka7345 5 жыл бұрын

G30RG3 PARK3R 2017 diss tracks and there is no way tennis will be the sport!

@bilboswaggins8509 5 жыл бұрын

Quote of the year “ what have they been feeding him”

@ibbz1847 4 жыл бұрын

I agree nice quote

@adrified9352 4 жыл бұрын

A kilo of cocaine a day

@prepjnr4594 4 жыл бұрын

Anyone ask

@ado6520 4 жыл бұрын

This is just Chris bullying the kids that used to bully him

@yaboyjoey499 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@larshusdal6236 5 жыл бұрын

Weird not seeing the standard backdrop after all these years as a subscriber...

@dylanpee4991 5 жыл бұрын

Lars Husdal very true

@chesterfieldeditsspierites9072 5 жыл бұрын

V v true

@ry4nk 5 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@tiagofleming7390 5 жыл бұрын

@RajaFifaFC10 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's what I was thinking

@benwadhwani2181 5 жыл бұрын

don’t click bait chris, ronaldo was never that good

@richie8528 5 жыл бұрын

Prepare to get bombarded by Ronny fans

@wesleywinklaar 5 жыл бұрын

DELUXE A OFFICIAL Jeez man. Get help

@ic3yakz 5 жыл бұрын

@kings a lol😂

@ic3yakz 5 жыл бұрын

@@richie8528 trust me

@hughjazz6300 5 жыл бұрын

Bendtner is the only football player better than Ronaldo

@tylerta3823 5 жыл бұрын

7:36 park the bus

@CamcorderSteve 4 жыл бұрын

For an old bugger like me, the fact that there were video cameras around when you were just a few years old is in itself mind blowing. When I was eight years old only about 50% of people had a TV set, not even in colour, let alone high definition!! Really enjoy your videos, especially the Sunday league ones - fantastic.

@owenshea3037 5 жыл бұрын

We love Chris when he uploads. The years between his uploads...

@alecthorne3032 5 жыл бұрын

@couchpotatoink938 4 жыл бұрын

Chris:“Still wondering who thought that yellow and green were a good combination” All of Australia: lurking in the background

@avar2769 4 жыл бұрын

Norwich lol

@spencergrout6320 5 жыл бұрын

This is my favourite video series from yours, as i wish you’d do more... these are hilarious. It’s mainly not because of nostalgia (little bit) but you’re so funny in this series :D

@TheMrob25 5 жыл бұрын

"THEYRE HEADING ABILITY IS ABOUT THE SAME AS THEYRE ABILITY TO STAY AWAY FROM KITKATS"

@jetscheme2125 3 жыл бұрын

Their**

@TheMrob25 3 жыл бұрын

@@jetscheme2125 why have you done this to me

@louchappell7659 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMrob25 ?

@Dan-nj5rv 5 жыл бұрын

I find Chris genuinely funny his humour is so simple and he doesn’t try too hard unlike other youtubers so keep it up!!

@roryconsidine5264 5 жыл бұрын

Chris was probably still pretending to be 8 when he was 16

@caffycro7568 4 жыл бұрын

best comment!

@gamingtime9843 4 жыл бұрын

this is a hate comment even though i laughed at it!!!

@xdboizmontages7390 4 жыл бұрын

lev taraban I think it was a height joke.. still could be a skill joke tho

@scara6928 4 жыл бұрын

gamingtime! It’s a height joke it’s not hate

@zyro3608 3 жыл бұрын

@@caffycro7568 I agree with u

@itscharlie2762 5 жыл бұрын

Ok how the hell were you this good I mean your insanely good now but back then you were doing crueve turns and banging shots! I love your channel and I bought your book about a year ago and love it great one mate!

@Jimo1956 4 жыл бұрын

Came across this by accident. First thought what kind of crap was this. But then got hooked and really enjoyed the video. Nice "action" and very entertaining comments. You are very talented and gifted. On and off the field.

@f28jp13 5 жыл бұрын

Love all of the motivating speeches from your parents

@joeclose5633 5 жыл бұрын

Amazing to see how far that quiff has come

@nathansurnap3561 4 жыл бұрын

Your old run cracks me up 😂 I loved this video so much.

@nicoprice7538 5 жыл бұрын

Love this video mate been subbed since FIFA 14

@zwebackshyper9307 4 жыл бұрын

you're so lucky you have these recorded i would do anything to have the footage of me playing throughout my childhood i was actually really good growing up

@BenDover69831 3 жыл бұрын

anything???

@remishehab3978 4 жыл бұрын

That thing about the toepunts - even today chris, i've never seen an under 10s football team with a single player that doesn't just love to toepunt everything. I seem to always find that the toepunt-worshippers are the ones who take every penalty, every free kick and every corner simply because they can get more height on the ball than any other player on the team. When you can toepunt well, you can do absolutely everything with it.

@dhollsynthmusic 4 жыл бұрын

My backwards school in early-90's Hull banned toe-poking the ball, even tho' i, and others, used to score quite a bit with it. The PE teachers kept saying it was wrong. I had to obey, but my goals dried up as I wasn't getting the same power with the accepted shooting techniques. Gave up playing for the school team and discovered weed, drink and pool. Imagine how fuming I was a decade later when I saw Ronaldo toepoke the winner in the 2002 World Cup Final.

@jamesleighton8028 4 жыл бұрын

Slightly self indulgent but hysterical commentary and footage, and loved this. So many classic cliche moments for kids football. Loved your Dad's comments :-)

@HH-ip6tq 2 жыл бұрын

Chris I love your humor you cheer me up every day Keep it up

@thomasfriis3651 4 жыл бұрын

First match: I don't remember what the game ended... Who cares?? Second match: I don't remember what the game ended... Who cares?? The last match: I believe we beat them double figured and i scored 4 goals... Apparently you cared when you won ;) :D :D

@danieloliver4558 4 жыл бұрын

“Out get it out” 😂😂😭

@hmcstea7227 5 жыл бұрын

Those were the best football celebrations when you run back to the halfway line, also the Kit Kat joke at the start :)

@japeking1 4 жыл бұрын

That was jolly ! Thank you. I suddenly feel a lot more cheerful.

@b3nclare 5 жыл бұрын

Pleaseeee upload moreeee chhrissssss (good vid by the way😂)

@Chipchrome888 5 жыл бұрын

Those traffic cones were taller than you

@kill8494 5 жыл бұрын

yeah i was 6'8 when coming out of the womb

@Chipchrome888 5 жыл бұрын

yall need to get on my level, 7’2 at 6 months for me.

@teamhazard4928 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@DrJxke 5 жыл бұрын

Here is Chris doing croif turns in year 3. When I was in year three, dribbling 5 feet was impressive

@george5hampson 3 жыл бұрын

The disappointment in his dad's voice at 5:04 when he gets tackled by a lass

@ethanpolley7131 5 жыл бұрын

2:36 Chris you’re a legend #ITFC

@I.love.track.running12345 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry but Norwich is in the prem

@zakhd1250 3 жыл бұрын

@@I.love.track.running12345 not anymore 👋

@NorwichCityCentral 5 жыл бұрын

Playing in Yellow and Green, Delia clip, Alan Partridge commentary! Is there something you hiding Chris, come out let’s be having you 😉🔰

@baldeep8385 5 жыл бұрын

Norwich City Central copied off another comment bro

@finnsmart8713 5 жыл бұрын

That was an amazing video bro, best content on KZfaq. From the heart

@ammarkamran01 5 жыл бұрын

This video is absolutely hilarious Chris keep making these ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@ethansutton9112 5 жыл бұрын

Now that is extraordinary from the young child 🙌🏽

@reyansiddiqui3036 5 жыл бұрын

When u realize that 8 yr Chris is better than half your class

@vilevlogs6687 5 жыл бұрын

true

@jhhh5596 5 жыл бұрын

Reyan Siddiqui yeah no

@sytseth 5 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this for about a year, I litterally thought this morning about that it would be nice to see more footage 😂 (Srry for my bad English) Ps. This background feels wierd after all those years :D

@ItzTee152 5 жыл бұрын

Hey Chris, when will you be uploading playing football in the dark video?? Just intrested no ruch. Your uploads are awsome, keep on going!!!!! Met u in powerlegue when you were doing the video with XO. Great respect.

@Gavin-od9rb 5 жыл бұрын

My coach does not like when we celebrate and I did and let’s just say I never played a full game again and sprints became more in my future

@benmedrek233 5 жыл бұрын

8:50 made me die laughing

@mauricenordengren5280 5 жыл бұрын

I never thought we would get another one of these

@khalib5872 5 жыл бұрын

Love your vids chris, great work

@user-fi8ro6ro2x 5 жыл бұрын

The title did not lie👍😂

@lfctango1759 5 жыл бұрын

Actually, it was clickbait because he is better than Ronaldo!

@user-fi8ro6ro2x 5 жыл бұрын

True😂

@jplayz9051 4 жыл бұрын

1:05 *What have you been feeding him* chrismd 2018-19

@ralphyyboyy7789 5 жыл бұрын

Loving the sort of decent upload schedule

@evandavies587 5 жыл бұрын

great to see a youtuber like Chris who isn't swearing every 10 seconds but still makes jokes that an older audience member like myself can enjoy and always be enjoyable to watch

@jamesezeilo762 5 жыл бұрын

Chris please do fifa 19 videos. I’d love to see some Fut champs or division rivals gameplay from you

@jujud5180 5 жыл бұрын

Did U ever get scouted or have a trial for a club

@ajmusic4500 5 жыл бұрын

modric he had trials for West Ham

@randomchaos9359 5 жыл бұрын

modric no, of course he didn't. Grow up kid. He's not that good.

@randomchaos9359 5 жыл бұрын

AJC Fitness no he didn't you Muppet

@ethan_jw8989 5 жыл бұрын

Random Chaos I’ve been scouted and I’m not that good...

@Qashhhhh 5 жыл бұрын

@@randomchaos9359 he's great.

@flatpancake519 5 жыл бұрын

Thx for uploading a nother video I love your videos there funny and fantastic

@michaelmyers9570 5 жыл бұрын

" a body feint that fooled both defender and camera man" Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant

@thomassikma7634 5 жыл бұрын

New house? I hope you will keep making video’s at the fortres

@tomdapro9990 5 жыл бұрын

It’s only 5 minutes away from his old one

@josueiglesias9185 5 жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate that thumbnail

@JLar-bb5hl 4 жыл бұрын

Enjoyed that! Bet quite a few players in the EPL are watching too... Where are you guys=)?

@kingninja2075 5 жыл бұрын

Plz make more of these they r amazing 😉

@scroogemcduck8265 5 жыл бұрын

We shouldn’t be comparing people with such a low skill level like Ronaldo to someone of superior talents and truly stunning skills like yourself

@tojhnsnmediaYOUTUBE 5 жыл бұрын

Ayeee finally moved into the new house !

@blairgillespie5772 5 жыл бұрын

You might have been small but you were the best on the pitch.Keep up the good work 👍

@disneyandfriends4447 5 жыл бұрын

I have no clue why but i thought this was the funniest video on the planet prolly cause its 3:00 am But seriously nice commentary love the vids keep em up

@ka1anje988 5 жыл бұрын

Should of been 8 year old christiano Ronaldo

@jakecartereditz9318 5 жыл бұрын

Ka1anje #

@cashhealy1436 5 жыл бұрын

Kid thinking about his morgage or something haha 😂

@Jackdragsnes 5 жыл бұрын

Great vid keep up the good work❤️💪🏽

@kristiinakeskula5304 5 жыл бұрын

Love those videos please please do more

@EthanKimball 5 жыл бұрын

Mate you don’t have to put subscribe notifications on at the end everybody already did it and if they haven’t they ought to do it now

@Adam-vo7cl 5 жыл бұрын

little did he know he would be scoring at Wemley stadium when he was older

@sachinbains7343 5 жыл бұрын

Jheeze shoot out cards. That’s a throwback right there

@benevans3374 5 жыл бұрын

1:30 best thing Chris has ever said

@NorwichCityCentral 5 жыл бұрын

Poor from you Chris 😉 Let’s be havin you

@jademobbs1148 5 жыл бұрын

Chris : like Ronald: comment

@iswallowedabrick9665 5 жыл бұрын

Lalalal stop asking for likes allalalallala

@Daniel_243 5 жыл бұрын

Hilarious video as always Chris

@mrmalaki_gaming3874 5 жыл бұрын

Loved the goals you scored when little😃😎🤩

@markn7118 5 жыл бұрын

My first goal was from a volley with the side of my right foot and playing with 4th graders and i was in 3rd grade

@georgefrankson5425 4 жыл бұрын

marcus x nobody asked

@ishicucked 4 жыл бұрын

@@georgefrankson5425 nobody told you to reply to his comment

@tahmedrahman 5 жыл бұрын

How did u go from that to ruining the sidemen last year

@mohamedamroun4306 5 жыл бұрын

U were really good when u were little. Great video keep up the good work🤙🙃

@lewistinton4269 5 жыл бұрын

Loving the vids Chris

@jonathonh8927 5 жыл бұрын

7 year old you was a Sergio Ramos in the making😂

@kurdokurdistan7166 5 жыл бұрын

My favorate time is 2018 boxing match And 2017 football

@benkaczmar 5 жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate how well edited that thumbnail is.

@jagopainter9412 2 жыл бұрын

We need a reunion, and a reaction to some of the games with some of the kids form the school team.

@Utdhamzy 5 жыл бұрын

I remember when I bought ur book Best money spent ever

@TheTommyak 5 жыл бұрын

7:37 who else counted the players after Chris said that!? 😂

@lalshortshot2051 4 жыл бұрын

Just you

@zakhd1250 3 жыл бұрын

@calum5328 5 жыл бұрын

I love the way he runs it’s like a more extravagant unprehistoric raheem Sterling

@leonardodesantis5794 5 жыл бұрын

Yes more of these I love it

@dieselboy77 5 жыл бұрын

Next day dad traded Chris in for a pint of b beer

@GKLevyashin 5 жыл бұрын

Like this if Chris should fight at the next undercard

@alphaxz5268 5 жыл бұрын

I get the joke

@tommc8138 5 жыл бұрын

Some of those year 4s are massive!

@philsmithsmith3979 5 жыл бұрын

‘It went down well, a bit like the 7 year olds....’ -Chris Dixon. Nah lmao love you really Chris,

@beta.3984 4 жыл бұрын

Phil Smith Smith nice profile pic

@stormhoeks633 5 жыл бұрын

When you hear this and you’ve actually been a goalkeeper and stopped playing football to play chess..... yeah that’s me

@sayle2608 5 жыл бұрын

Since when did you start uploading more than twice a month

@xilayk859 5 жыл бұрын

I love your vids Chris keep up the good work !

@niallwagner6283 5 жыл бұрын

The way you just sprinted back to the half way line every time not even caring that you scored is 😂

@underwaffler5677 5 жыл бұрын

Where's the 4,000,000 sub nerd war Chris?

@insertname8506 5 жыл бұрын

he didn't get the desired likes.

@reececox3366 5 жыл бұрын

*Nerf

@joefortniteman5079 5 жыл бұрын

Stop talking about me Chris chess and the football that happened to 😭😭

@alfiejacob9382 3 жыл бұрын

Is that code language

@lewisjenkinson2385 5 жыл бұрын

The 1st thing I thought before clicking on this video was ready to watch brutal tackles

@fgerwbwtbwrtbwrtb 5 жыл бұрын

Playing without the offside rule was amazing..... my team would literally just have about 3 players surrounding the oppositions goalkeeper no matter where the ball is on the pitch. This was when I was like 8..