The Acolyte Episode 6 - Skinny-Dip With The Sith

The Acolyte Episode 6 - Skinny-Dip With The Sith - Spoilers!

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29 күн бұрын

The Acolyte Episode 6 Explained - We are back for another week of The Crapolyte. A show that continues to impress with it's almost impossibly boring flow. Again we have an episode that sputters by with the two leading ladies working with the other side. Outside of a shirtless Sith swim, nothing exciting happens. On to the next episode of The Acolyte!
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@915liljon 29 күн бұрын

"The force is female? Nah the force is falling asleep" lmfao. Got me from the get go 👍

@the0peratoR 27 күн бұрын

He had so many banger things he called the people and places istg

@mrsmilescam1550 29 күн бұрын

OSHA got a safety violation after touching a Sith’s lightsaber.

@Skitjamo 29 күн бұрын

The names you have for the characters are so funny 😂 Martian ManHater killed me

@kicknowledgesmith8608 29 күн бұрын

50 Shades of Jedi

@dqreps 29 күн бұрын

50 shades of Gay

@RedPilledRants 29 күн бұрын

Give credit for that. I saw it on a thumbnail from Nerdrotic.

@erikuu96 29 күн бұрын

...and Lame.

@hungnguyenquang7247 29 күн бұрын

More like 50 shades of darkside

@mihmo2663 28 күн бұрын

I would watch that. Much more interesting than what they delivered.

@RyanCalebSmith 29 күн бұрын

The Reject Character From The Holiday Special 😂😂😂

@michaelfields7088 29 күн бұрын

Martian Man-Hater! Love it!!!😂

@hoffmannolsen 29 күн бұрын

„May the force be forgotten“ - great 😂

@stuarthannigan8284 29 күн бұрын

I thought the bugs were only attracted by the light 😂

@themovieguy2095 29 күн бұрын

Martian Manhater!!!! I freaking love it!!!!😂

@ays0nable 27 күн бұрын

“The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent.” Really applies to you. It really shows how casual you are.

@dimebag505 29 күн бұрын

Just don't do it😂, the Nike marketing for the Acolyte track suit😅

@JustinWilliams367 29 күн бұрын

Only 1 new episode to go before the finale

@JustHarryOBrien 28 күн бұрын

I’m so glad you’re still watching this show. Tbh I’m glad millions of dollars were spent on the making of this show just for these roasts 😂

@glennhowardcunnington6362 29 күн бұрын

Awesome video Adam 😅 far more enjoyable and funny than the show itself

@farrel13sw 29 күн бұрын

The gopher part was my favourite scene. It was mini me vibes. They should have played the music or Benny hill.

@timboslice9905 28 күн бұрын

Looks kind of like the gopher from Caddy Shack.

@Tkdpj 29 күн бұрын

Adam, your reviews are the best part of The Crapolyte. Only reason to keep watching it. It’s unfortunate because this was an opportunity for them to make a really great Star Wars show. They failed miserably, but at least we have your hilarious reviews! Thank you!

@wedamon 29 күн бұрын

Adam, this is your best review/recap to date 😂 I was laughing the entire time. Martian Manhater, Beavis and/or Butthead, Rocket Raccoon’s inbred cousin 😘 You are firing on all cylinders today 😃

@MrChad676 28 күн бұрын

I love the crapolyte reviews. Absolutely look forward to tues/weds now for your video. I don't even watch the show I just listen to your take so I don't waste my time. Thank you for your sacrifice

@christophergarrett7082 29 күн бұрын

Why does it feels like nothing happened in episode 6

@matthias4037 29 күн бұрын

Because the story move forward much. We still haven't seen the full flashback of what really happened during the fire. Sol promised several times to tell Osha/Mae what really happened only to say nothing. I have to say Sol's behavior is really suspicious. Did he just go to escape from green Jedimaster? Why did the Padawan of green Jedimaster immediately framed Sol for the dead Jedis? Sol seems really unstable with his emotions, he almost broke the code by attacking an unarmed Qmir if Oshaw hadn't hold him back. What if Sol cashed the scar on Qmir's back? Apparently they have history with eachother.

@redram6080 28 күн бұрын

@matthias4037 bruh it's not that much of a mystery. Green lady is evil. The Jedis wiped out the witches and brainwashed Osha. Sol was an accomplice that sworn secrecy and is feeling guilty. Green lady was the master of Qmir. She tortured him (she whipped his back) which caused him to revolt against her and become a sith yada yada The real mystery is why are they dragging this blatantly obvious reveal out so long. Also the never attack an unarmed person thing is stupid and was only made as a rule in this show to make the Jedis look dumb.

@SquirelGirlrocks 28 күн бұрын

I think Adam has a man crush on Manny Jacinto! LOL

@DominoZenii 29 күн бұрын

The Nike joke earns a like from me😂

@klaudia719 29 күн бұрын

Your videos are the best! You’re almost at 100k subs!! 🎉

@MrAlcazar 29 күн бұрын

"Martian Man-Hater!" LMAO!

@Thefuture30005 29 күн бұрын

I remember in 2008 thinking twilight was the downfall of society……2024 and Star Wars is ripping off twilight

@Jiraiyashouse666 29 күн бұрын

I'm hearing this Twilight comparison alot... I'd like to know the comparison if anyone wants to waste time sharing?

@TheChefGaming 29 күн бұрын

I stopped watching on episode 3. but, I continue to watch these reviews so I can experience your suffering.

@matthias4037 29 күн бұрын

You mean episode 3, this is season 1.

@farrel13sw 29 күн бұрын

After episode 3 , I was. What crap did I watch ?

@TheChefGaming 29 күн бұрын

@@matthias4037 solid spot, the joys of typing at 1am when you are balls tired. xxx

@Yoshi-dy7qg 27 күн бұрын

Thank you for your dedication Adam

@terryschappert2397 28 күн бұрын

This is great stuff. Glad I found this channel!

@ichigen511 25 күн бұрын

How does it feel to be overwhelmed with hatred for space fairytales? Making that paper I bet it feels good. Congrats!

@indianajo883 28 күн бұрын

I think her waking up is a play on The Force Awakening lol

@b.a.p.2731 28 күн бұрын

I’m 39 years old. I grew up a casual fan but well aware of the grip SW had on pop culture/society. The prequels arrived & the fandom grew exponentially. I saw each one in theaters. Enjoyed them but not quite as magical as the og’s. All that said…I waited a to watch TFA, until the hype died a little. I wasn’t impressed. And haven’t watched a single Disney SW project since & I feel I’m s better man because of it. I do however have a guilty pleasure of watching channels talk shit. And that’s my Star Wars story

@jackk1904 29 күн бұрын

Good sister + discounted miller = Anakin Skywalker. Call it.

@goldenllama3845 23 күн бұрын

Love it! Cant wait for the fan fictions! 😊

@mrnixon2287 29 күн бұрын

The Ballsackolyte. In a blue lagoon filled with frigid waterfalls, Swam a naked, dark jedi, with shrinking balls. They danced in the air, weightless and spry, Diminishing small as a pea in the sky. With a twirl and a whirl, they shrank and they bounced, In temples, in alleys, across rooftops they pounced. A marvel to see, two luminous spheres, Their secrets revealed as Osha peers. He is the Ballsackolyte, a handsome dark knight His helmet keeps his identity locked tight The naked sith lord, with shrinking balls A Darthmaul clone, minus facepaint, horns and overalls.

@markradford5659 29 күн бұрын

Love the way u talk up/down movies/series in your comedic way cheers me up especially after the way Hollywood destroys everything nowadays You make me laugh bud keep it up pls 😊

@themissingpeace7956 29 күн бұрын

The power of two cheeks.

@mihmo2663 28 күн бұрын

No one else has mentioned how stupid it was that she whipped the bug without looking, attempting to look stoic and badass. It was so pathetic. Like the same cringe girlboss energy as when Galadriel killed the troll.

@dancramphorn7315 27 күн бұрын

Congratulations on 85k subs, well deserved

@AdamDoesMovies 27 күн бұрын

Thank you very much!

@timreeves8937 27 күн бұрын

As someone else said, this is a show for 15 year old girls. But 15 year old girls do not watch Star Wars, so this is what it is.

@Hiccuple 28 күн бұрын

At least we can thank Disney/Lucasfilm and Star Wars for these consistent reviews. This has been great! Way more entertaining than the actual show. It's been like a full on universe of MST3k/Rifftrax just absolutely taking the piss out of this show. Every episode has provided so many great laughs and riffs/ content.

@TheGraemi 27 күн бұрын

The force is sleep. 🤣

@MasonGrant0704 29 күн бұрын

Let's just wave the white flag, Darth Kennedy won and Star Wars is dead.

@robk.6591 29 күн бұрын

My interest in this Star Wars series has gone from not caring to hating it.

@michaelfields7088 29 күн бұрын

Hating is still an emotion. Disney Star Wars isnt canon to me.

@ryanbates9331 29 күн бұрын

Apathy leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering is the path to the dark side.

@michaelfields7088 29 күн бұрын

@@ryanbates9331 A lot of people went to the dark side then

@jpiccone1 29 күн бұрын

Ezra Miller is discount Manny Jacinto, not the other way around.

@Beinacts 29 күн бұрын

If she joined homie in the pool, I would've bumped it from 1 to 10. Such wasted potential

@DarthPerfidy 29 күн бұрын

I am having trouble deciding between this review & Snarky Jay's for most entertaining. Obviously she looks better, but both have such wit and charm all rolled together. I guess it will be a tie. Keep up the awesome reviews!

@cecillbill 29 күн бұрын

Acolyte Writers, probably: Martian Manhater is Discount Ezra Miller's former master, and his back scar came fron her lightsaber whip.

@Good_Boy_3000 29 күн бұрын

Hey, you dropped this 👑

@callinglast 29 күн бұрын

Hilarious chum. Also loved yer Livestream. I really hope you didn't give up on your movie screenplay chum. We're all suns out buns out for it. Still don't know why you don't have the views that some other Chadwhite brunette vampire with no personality gets. Or some angry guy who loves coffee. Jeremy Jahns I get. Lol Keep it up with your sweet hilarity and intelligent wit. It gets us through the day chum. Also...your editor rocks.

@jmac2050 29 күн бұрын

Master Sol, donate some of his midichlorian juice to the Space Witches, to make babies. Qimir (sith), rule of two, the badboy, wants the bi sexual twins as his Acolyte(concubines).

@LEE-kq9tq 29 күн бұрын

We don't even have Disney+ anymore. I just enjoy watching people talk about the show and sh-- all over it lol But yeah.... Disney is making me embarrassed to like Star Wars

@jeffler383 28 күн бұрын

Martian Man Hater 😂😂😂 Bro 💀💀💀

@javierfebronio8907 24 күн бұрын

2:17 How dare you...

@parapendejadas4913 29 күн бұрын

Ep. 1: someone gets knocked down.... Ep. 2: someone gets knocked down.... Ep. 3: someone gets knocked down.... Ep. 4: someone gets knocked down.... Ep. 5: someone gets knocked down.... Ep. 6: someone gets knocked down.... Ep. 7: someone gets knocked down.... Ep. 8: someone gets knocked down again... Amazing work Lesbi Headlamp 🙌🙌😏😏

@lukespencer5288 23 күн бұрын

Keep it up Adam you should be more popular than you are on here!

@AdamDoesMovies 23 күн бұрын

Appreciate it, thanks!

@Good_Boy_3000 29 күн бұрын

Jecki is probably looking from the afterlife, seeing her killer woo her crush like 😟

@ComedyTragedy12 25 күн бұрын

Holy shit! This review was f'ing hilar! (That's short for hilarious)!

@samkj1953 28 күн бұрын

Nice review

@Cali_cruzin 29 күн бұрын

This show needed more man-buns. They might as well just aim for camp at this point.

@flynnoldman3542 28 күн бұрын

I'm gonna guess that a Sith would call Smilo Ren a Jedi then?

@americanhero1234 29 күн бұрын

So let me get this right....a sith master use a plasma torch on a metal helmet that disrupts plasma torches(light saber) and none on you clowns called bullshyte on this😂😂😂

@bryandavismoviefan 29 күн бұрын

Liking the sky blue and pink color way. Still vote to bring back the old Adam haircut style. You have a rant that mentions paying $ for haircuts. Don't lose touch with your true self, Adam.

@DigitalRuler48 29 күн бұрын

People seem to misunderstand how Jedi connect to The Force. Jedi need to be calm abd stable to connect properly which Sol was not for sometime. He was mometarily not completly intune

@clairemadeinheaven 27 күн бұрын

Star Wars Nike attire lol

@blackcat7k 26 күн бұрын

It's amazing how investors can watch Disney burn their money like this. These idiots at Lucasfilm with all their resources are writing fan fiction without a care to how much damage they're doing to the Star Wars brand.

@MrC77 28 күн бұрын

The story hasnt moved much in the past 3 episodes. They could have cut down 80% of it and made it one episode.

@p.bamygdala2139 29 күн бұрын

Please don't hate yourself!! But please do keep watching so I don't have to 😏

@potloodpuntje6130 29 күн бұрын

I was so bored watching this episode

@Fistfullofpizza 29 күн бұрын

Will the "Foxxy Love" scene from Drawn Together be in episode 7 or 8?

@Alicia_1970 27 күн бұрын

Crapolyte 😂😂😂

@nafisaustin5063 29 күн бұрын

X-men 97’ reviews should only make the Acolyte reviews more embarrassing to Disney / Star Wars team

@allen4470 29 күн бұрын

I literally texted my boy saying the actress looks great even tho the show doesn't. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😂 Least I'm not alone lol

@joeybagofdoughnuts1732 27 күн бұрын

Kenobi killed my fandom, can’t even watch the OT anymore

@RajeshJustaguy 29 күн бұрын

I did not watch this.. but heard about it. I decided to give the benefit of doubt and change roles, meaning, imagine if its not a guy but a woman who was at the pond stripping down. Even then, there is quite a high chance the guy will still hate her.. considering what she did. So.... i think its a fail.

@Voeris1 29 күн бұрын

I can already see the finale being super disappointing.. I mean the show is already that, but the finale just that _extra_ bit more, you know? All this buildup to just be ... fizzled out. Still I hope to maybe be proven wrong... somehow... maybe... probably not.

@michaelfields7088 29 күн бұрын

I will always love George Lucas Star Wars but i started giving up on Disney Star Wars at Last Jedi and completely gave up by the Reva Show starring Obi-Wan. I am enjoying them not learning and being roasted. However, i still feel Star Wars will turn around and will be interesting if audiences will come back. I wont but ill enjoy hearing about it.

@davidalliex1930 29 күн бұрын

Excellent review Adam. Your reviews are that entertaining for me that watching the show is completely unnecessary. I haven’t missed a thing and I have laughed all the way through. Cheers 🤟

@charlescane8723 29 күн бұрын

THIS IS WRITTEN FOR NICKELODEON 😩

@michwashington 27 күн бұрын

Episode 5 was dope and left me with hope and episode 6 just was boring and mid

@turboteabag08 29 күн бұрын

Put a LGBT whatever in charge and get a gay/lesbian product…shocking 😂

@neilcvernon6957 29 күн бұрын

Its absolutely awful

@TheVisitors44 29 күн бұрын

😂

@_MikeJon_ 29 күн бұрын

So unfortunately bad.

@sprinkle61 20 күн бұрын

I'm just enjoying the decline, and waiting for Disney to get in line for a bailout, which they really shouldn't get. I mean, all they do is burn money on this dead franchise, because they know there is a turd of gold, somewhere in the overflowing commode of what is left of Star Wars.

@jinjitsu4350 29 күн бұрын

Martian man hater lol 💀

@RikkieRokks 29 күн бұрын

After watching this review I have come to the conclusion that Sol is the Sith Master. He is constantly hiding the past from everyone around him. STILL A VERY BAD SHOW!

@vercoda9997 29 күн бұрын

Manny has Always been very sexy and gorgeous. And that's Still not going to persuade me to watch this series.

@LegionWolves 29 күн бұрын

I know you hate the prequels too but dude the Jedi in the prequels at least had some essence of being bad ass. These Jedi look like some cosplaying fools who were picked up at a Starbucks in the state of Washington.

@AdamDoesMovies 29 күн бұрын

There were A LOT of scenes in the prequels where they sat around in their down robes, having really dull conversations. I agree that they didn't seem like kids playing dress up like these ones do but I just don't agree with a lot of the choices Lucas made with the Jedi, in terms of not having relationships with others, only having a master/apprentice Sith, etc. It's just not very interesting/enjoyable.

@coltonpiper6156 23 күн бұрын

I thank you for saving me time on not watching these episodes.

@TheSwedishMoose91 29 күн бұрын

He is not a sith!!! He is a fallen jedi

@takuid 29 күн бұрын

you do know that %90 of all great Sith Lords are fallen jedi in all Star Wars, right? cause you (or anybody else) cannot be that dumb. When you fall from the ways of the Jedi, you fall INTO the ways of the Sith since they are opposites of each other for the Force coin. It is literally in their respective philosophy/codes and yes, it is that simple.

@TheSwedishMoose91 29 күн бұрын

@@takuid yea and he is not a sith, he is a dark jedi, like Baylan Skull