Cancelling Disney+ is the best thing you can do for your mental health. I cancelled months ago and haven't tried to carve my own eyes out with a spoon since.

The Jedi are using metal detectors to find out where the $180 million for this show went.

The best thing about the Acolyte is I discovered Critical Drinker and Snarky Jay.

Indara was able to kill an entire coven of witches with her mind...yet got taken out by a steel dagger thrown by a weak force users.

Snarky Jay ripping the Acolyte apart each week has been a highlight of the week lately

The Jedi spent 7 weeks on the planet, not once did they look up and see the LIT UP FORTRESS sat on top of the mountain they were next to! 😂😂

This is supposed to be the show that Kathy Kennedy cried over when she read the script. She must have been crying while laughing, knowing that she was destroying a franchise

I'm convinced that Leslye Headland, as ex-assistant of Weinstein, has dirt on some of the Disney head execs and that most of the budget of this 180 million usd has gone to her as payment.

Turns into a giant threatening raven creature, doesn't expect to be considered dangerous, and gets killed. That's some writing.

When I saw the wookie using a metal detector to look for the force, I recalled the Spaceballs scene of the guys out combing the desert.

Sol: “I can only hold one bridge. Both are too heavy!”

Too bad, when exorcising the Wookie, Trinity didn’t go full “The Power of the Force Compels you! the Power of the Force Compels you!”

Remember: this cost around 200mill (without marketing, distribution, copyright etc). This was greenlit. Produced. Shot. Cut. Reshot. Post. Reviewed. Distributed. Promoted! This is how dumb they think we are.

Sol letting the Sith go because he can't harm an unarmed person. Dude he literally just killed a Jedi with his bare hands. His hands were the weapon. Also in this episode he lifts the bridge rather than just lifting the two girls. WTF?! Who made him a Master.

Leslie is currently writing her life biography, focusing on her time working for Harvey. This includes her troubling obsession with kidnapping young children and taking them to isolated islands. Such actions echo the practices of individuals who deceitfully label these disturbing activities as "family" endeavors, similar to the actions of the witches in this series!!!!!!.

My favorite part was the witch Bluetooth connection somehow deleting the witches. Oh and the wookie who somehow couldn’t handle normal people. A creature that Han Solo said “Wookies can tear your apart limb from limb”

Watching a beautiful woman talk trash about the acolyte is how i get through life 😂

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I guess the “Power of Many” got massacred by the “Power of One” ??? And then the “Power of One” got killed by a tiny kitchen knife?! lol

Best thing that got me facepalming myself so hard I almost broke my nose: There's this huge structure on a f*cking mountain, flashing lights and whatnot, and the Jedi haven't discovered it in 7 fricking weeks despite having analyzed every damn molecule on that planet. The second time was when a tiny lamp gets tossed onto a floor made of stone in a stone hallway, which burns a giant fortress-like structure made of STONE to the ground.😂