Lol, very under rated 😄

Yass. Yassss.

🐥 _"Ku-Kuh... _*_KlLLLLL_*_ Meeee."_ 🐣

tips fedora

Stealing this.

It’s either that or we r dealing with a real Life coven of witches!

​@@IstariAzul777Funny you mention that considering the recent story of such in Mexico.

Something is keeping these people in control, cos is sure ain't success.

Agree. The only logical explanation. Except for the sad fact that logic and Disney cannot coexist in the same universe. 🫠

I've done the math, and this checks out.

Interesting observation

Also, to be able to portray anyone as the good guys, you need to have an understanding of "good" and "bad". People in Hollywood usually fail at this.

🐥 _"Ku-Kuh _*_KlLLLLL_*_ Meeee."_ 🐣

Well... they all worship Satan, so...

The funniest thing is they tried to make the Jedi look Bad and failed.

Oh, so that's what Vader was doing while Anakin was destroying the Death Star! 😉

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my metal detector."

@@a_lost_one😂😂😂

One of my favorite scenes in a New Hope.

Jajajajaja

Why does it look like a modern day metal detector? This is supposed to be Star Wars ffs

The Boys and House of Dragons cost less than this trash show

They literally care that little. I think that was the force vergence detector 🤣

wookie using metal detector. sol: find anything yet? wookie: we aint found shit!

​@@Sliider36comb the jungle. They have to be taking a piss. They can't be this inept?

Az indeed suffers for us!

AZ wants to remind us to NOT be boring.

Bro is literally deteriorating after each episode that airs 😂 Thank God there's only one more for his sake

Too late because watching this you have already lost your mind. For me watching him I've already lost my mind as well and how stupid this is , you can do With the force a lot of things as demonstrated These first time rookie jedi don't know what to do with it... And They are not "Rookies" They are master Jedi...Me: You think you're fooling me? Well you're not? In conclusion , you have lost your mind and so have I. One more episode and we can throw this Franchise of a show to try And get people invested which is failing in the garbage Answer with a garbage can into the ocean where many dark side Animals can eat it.

Same bruv. Same.

Built by the same people who built the original world trade towers and using the same materials... building 7 comes to mind 🤣🤣😂

I've heard the actress talk. Trust me - NOBODY wants to violate Osha.

I think you figured out the allegorical meaning of the show.

It wasn't flammable stone though, it turned out they built it with giant fire-lighters.🔥 Oopsy!

@@Jonas-lj8ul Best subtext yet.

I think you give them too much credit. They're just writing stuff at random

They do know what they are doing, money laundering.

@@toadster464 one may not exclude the other

Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt.

Media: Actually, it's your fault that Star Wars is being destroyed because of you does not obey this rule, Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product and Then Get Excited for Next Product

Wasn't it written by a man?

@@Necroverse19 A moron, but yes.

Neither one moves the needle on creativity.. They only exist because they’re in line with paid government propaganda. The west is falling.

At least it's theme song gave Az something to meme on long after the show ended

​​@@Necroverse19partially. There was a girl on the team.

I thought they'd give some really stupid, badly written, reason why the Jedi were at fault. This, this is what they though up?! This is why oldman-youngman Minecrafted himself?! I can't even wrap my head around how they could even begin to think THIS made the Jedi in the wrong...

Not only did they demonstrate individual ability to use force powers to shove people around, they were powerful enough, collectively, to create life ex nihilo- TWICE. But you're telling me they couldn't hold down a wookie without dying from the strain? You've gotta be kidding me! Either they are the most useless witches ever, or that wookie was some kind of force-powered Juggernaut. Literally strode in there and growled out "Your powers can not harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"

​@@lordofthepizzapie9319 The Jedi were always the bad guys anybody watching Star Wars can see that and of course they would be mad at the witches because the Jedi were the first Clearly communist gay cult in this universe They didn't want competition cant have that and the force they were using wasnt Dark or light it was just the force and now Qimir had point how many other organizations or cults have the Jedi stomped out because they dont want competition how many people could use the force but were killed by Jedi cus it didnt follow their cultish Rules put this series with the movies and its clear that the Jedi are the equivalent of the Catholic church in the real world Yes its all positive now but it took a lot of death to get here Thats why the Sith deserved their power during the first six movies and even thats short lived Has the Jedi been behaving like this for thousands of years? Also your Force perception argue doesnt work because anytime we see that its used by a Master or Someone that has trained for a long time in the force

Sounds like modern day Democrats.

The Jedi were always the bad guys anybody watching Star Wars can see that and of course they would be mad at the witches because the Jedi were the first Clearly communist gay cult in this universe They didn't want competition cant have that and the force they were using wasnt Dark or light it was just the force and now Qimir had point how many other organizations or cults have the Jedi stomped out because they dont want competition how many people could use the force but were killed by Jedi cus it didnt follow their cultish Rules put this series with the movies and its clear that the Jedi are the equivalent of the Catholic church in the real world Yes its all positive now but it took a lot of death to get here Thats why the Sith deserved their power during the first six movies and even thats short lived Has the Jedi been behaving like this for thousands of years? Also your Force perception argue doesnt work because anytime we see that its used by a Master or Someone that has trained for a long time in the force

Sooooo much better than watching the actual show. 😂

@@KnightlyRogue facts, wouldn't watch any of the crap if they paid me but The Fellowship dunking on them is always good laughs 😂

Dem Rangs Dem Rangs is on the way😂😂😂😂

@@ViolentMessiah666 MAKE IT. MAKE. SENSE

@@SeSeReRfRf I don't know how, I need someone to explain it to me as well 😂

Funny how that happened almost at the same time as the season finale of Doctor Who where the twist is that there was no twist.

Your expectations were expected.

Actually, although it was in self defense...Sol did kill the twins mother. Although it was in defense of others, and possibly, accidental...Indara killed all of the space witches when she broke their mind control over the wookie. So, those are twists.

@@JohnDoe-yi4xd not really. A twist is a revelation of a previously unknown information that lets a situation appear in a differnt light or turns it on its head. While the witch attack and self defense were unknown, they change nothing about the general situation.

@@JohnDoe-yi4xd Stop it Lesley 😂

How did the bint that brought George his coffee get to that position in the first place?

@@Karaksonen She must be very "handy" if you know what I mean... remember its hollywood.

@@Karaksonen I can only guess that it was because of who she was married to

I agree. All these people are envious of George's talent. So everything they do is a calculated insult. When Lucas keels over watch them act just like the turds in Marvel Comics did when Stan Lee died. They're not going to wait for the dirt to be thrown on top of the coffin before they piss in the grave.

Let's pull that 'thread' even more - they were sent there to research life discovered by what must have been earlier visitation to planet and neither original discovery nor Jedi there now could find massive mountain fortress with their ships scanners

Plant testing boxes and force detecting metal detectors? 🤣

Nothing works in duhsney star princess gurl bosses in space until it works. I dont think they've used sensors the entire show. They haven't even used the force to find anything. They used a rodent. 😢😢😢

the writers didn’t have the common sense to give the castle a Wakanda/Themyscira type invisibility/cloaking field to prevent detection!!!

A giant castle that's at most a few hours walk away... They'd probably be able to SEE it from their little camp site! The show acts like they are just walking along the entire planet searching with their eyes and metal detectors lmao. STUPID

I call it the power of Bullllshiiiiiiiiit

well they are fucked because strong independant wihmen dont know how to do laundry

The failure of one…the failure of two…the failure of $180m

Nonsense. Tons of fathers are abusive drunks. Their children are better off without them. Secondly, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with having two loving mothers.

@@Wright805 cant help but think you've got an ax to grind..."tons of fathers are abusive drunks"?? Truly sorry if you endured an awful childhood, but that level of bitterness will keep a bad pattern replicating. Heal.

Haven't you heard? We the fans don't know what Star Wars is. These people know Star Wars more than any fan and even George himself lol

@@dudemantoys2061 You don't understand, this star wars show wasn't made for star wars fans.

Why is this show?

I disagree. They are full aware what sw is. Male audience driven. This is why they at Lucasfilm have made it their mission to destroy it and rebuild it to a feminist narrative. I.e. white men are all misogynistic and must be humbled.

Even as a show removed from Star Wars, it's a badd show in general.

😂😂

Add another $100 million and get Robyn in the hood cast and Director X in it to. Would be....lovely.

Throw in Kamala Khan in the mix

Oooooo that would give both Disney and Warner Bros Discovery writedowns that no one would even dare question! Genius!

Oshaaa mann....take me by the hannn

They concealed that information where Leslye would never find it: by having Obi-Wan do it in Episode I

I don't see $180M of film value. There is some oligarch level of money laundering going on somewhere, IRS are you listening?

When they said that, I thought "We have too! And neither have WE!" 😂

Have they tried combing the forest?

ahh they went to skyrim

@@lordofthepizzapie9319 ohh what was that film where they used a giant afro comb to do that.

@@lupaswolfshead9971 Space Balls, right.

That was my first thought.

@@serpentinious7745 Huh. I've seen all 6 Star Wars movies many times but don't remember him saying that. Maybe he said in some non-canon fan fiction or something.

@gungaloscrungalo8925 Yeah, probably.

They are no more hold back by patriarchy

And space has oxygen. Brilliant! Logic is part of the patriarchy, don’t you know?

Sidious wasted all of those years waiting for a clone army. All he had to do was break a lamp in the Jedi Temple. Problem solved.

You know... that actually makes sense.

The Power of One is stronger. That's why it was listed _first_

The power of weak plot device.

You forgot about "ThE pOwEr Of OnE, tHe PoWeR oF tWo!" 😂

The lady witch laughed during the ceremony because she knew how much of a joke their powers are...

​@@EvilDoreshAll hail the Sithari.

At least the quality remains the same.

Except the reactions are aggravation and boredom instead of shock and disgust like the 2G1C reaction videos in 2007!

What. In. The. Actual. Fuck? 😮‍💨

@@ministryofwrongthink6962 There is a riveting scene in the finale where they use the nickels Chewie-adjacent found to feed the parking meter when they get back to coruscant.

sol- find anything yet? wookie- we aint found shit!

The metal detector's off the chart! Even Master Yoda doesn't have a Metal Detector reading this high.

Might be an actual off-the-shelf metal detector but they probably spent half a million on the team that went out and bought it.

I read this in the voice of Moss from the IT Crowd for extra effect Moss

I completely mossed it.

The Great Hyperspace Disaster of 232 BBY is a big plot point in the old republic books set about 100 years before this series. It is kind of the biggest universe shaking event that happened. The following books are all about this event and it's aftermath : Into the Dark Light of the Jedi The Great Jedi Rescue The Edge of Balance, Vol. 1 A Test of Courage The Rising Storm

That hyperspace accident is ridiculous bs too though.

​@edwinsuijkerbuijk5106 you mean the new republic right? The old republic is atleast a thousand years before the battle of yavin

The republic is 1000 years old.

@@warrenmason1582 High Republic Era not the old republic oops.

Exactly. Let's hope Babylon 5 isn't re-booted for the "modern audience"...

​@@paulbeharrelloh they couldn't do that. Way to many straight main leads.

Top of the line effects? That's not how I remember it.

@@paulbeharrell uh there are rumors they are trying to reboot it.

Difference is when you have talent and producers behind projects that know what they're doing you can stretch budgets and still have quality. This show has people out of their depth in writing, creating and production along with a clear distain for the og and prequel trilogy.

F to pay respect to Az's sacrifice.

Worse not worst

Such big disturbance in the Matrix would destroy the whole Universe.

Add a velma cameo

The dumpster fire from that would be so glorious!

Gender Wars: Revenge of the Bints

It isn't

Every Cat is a great actor.

i don't think spike bitch is dead, just did the weird harry potter evil teleporting away. My first thought on seeing the evil smoke warping was 'why are they copying the evil teleporting from harry potter?'

They didn't have patience to build the fortress the old-fashioned-way so they turned Creative Mode on, gave themselves full inventory of stone bricks, but they didn't notice the modded flammable ones look exactly the same!

The Power of One created the Power of Two by shagging the Power of Many~

Then why are the twins melanated and not spiky?

The plot thickens...

@@e.c.winner7252 He probably identifies as a POC aswell. Its turns your nutjuice into diverse nutjuice ;-)

Disney's check didn't arrive on time, so Grace let here true feelings out. Just wait, Once she gets her shill money, Grace will go back to kissing the corporate boot.

He vader'ed!

It must be bad. 😂

Disney is your typical bloated corporation. When this one thing works that one time really really well, they say "Hey, that was talked about and praised a bunch. That must be what made our loads of money. Do that again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again." Then they wonder why things aren't working out anymore and either give up or double down. And we can see the choice Disney has made.

These Jedi never trust their eyes, even when they _should_

Because Jedi, unlike ships, don't look up.

you should be TOUCHING it not MOWING it...

@ronnyspanneveld8110 Touched it WHILE mowing it. Why not kill 2 birds with 1 stone?

Doing house chores is more entertaining than any of this Hollywood slop. Heck, watching the paint dry on my 40k miniatures is far more interesting than watching talentless hacks attempt anything Starwars related.

​@@MyVengenceEndsNowJust do it behind the lawnmower to avoid injuries. OMG I gained the ability to state the obvious, maybe I should apply as a Disney SW writer.

@David_randomnumber 🤣🤣...You'll be 100% more qualified than anyone they have there at the moment.

Yes. The 10000 reviews on KZfaq will be a worthy replacement/epitaph

I used to believe that all art had an inherent right to exist. That iconoclasm was a shameful and barbaric practice reserved only for the close minded and cowardly. I now see that I was wrong. In my dogmatic adherence to ideological purity, I failed to recognize that there ARE incidences where it is logically and morally correct

NO this would eliminate the evidence of the atrocities that DISNEY and Hollywood did to our favorites IP

Auschwitz was allowed to remain so people can remember the atrocities...future Star Wars fans need to remember

Auschwitz was left standing so people can remember the atrocities... future Star Wars fans need to remember

Now ,now .we can’t have a story that makes any sense on this shitshow

If you always expect the worst, you’ll never be disappointed

When I was in grade 10. I had to punch in the marks for grade 8 essays. The level of these essays was putrid! Anyone of these essays would have been on a higher level of these episodes.

The first episode is the memory Sol gave Osha this episode is what actually happened so neither is the issue

I'd say something about sci-fi writers having no sense of scale... but that'd be giving these hacks too much credit.

Hey now, those are a delicacy in the US Marine Corps. These mongs ate paste.

50% of the budget went into buying loads of new crayons on the daily.

That would save it lol

@@michaelroberts3898 He does know how to write an incomprehensible script involving evil twins and is a master of godawful green screen

Hey, dont slander my man Neil like that!

@@Likexnermy bad man. My bad. This show makes me think bad thoughts

@@OateyMeal twisted pair is his magnum opus huh? The channel good bad or bad bad covers Breen movies in an entertaining way

Long Live "Lesbian Communist Space Witches!" 😂 Az kills me every time he says it. 🤣

You've got WEF cultists on thr board, and political actors as studio heads and writers. It was obvious from the start that "tearing down the old statues" was the only thing they cared about doing.

Don't forget Critical Drinker!