The Affair of the Poisons • Puppet History
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Featuring: Ryan Bergara, Garrick Bernard
Research: Kari Koeppel
Writer: Garrett Werner
Editor: Stephen Castro
Camera Operator/Sound Mixer: Matt Real
Motion Graphics Animators: Mike Fox, Julia Capuano
Graphic Artist: Crystal Cheng
Additional Music By: Pat Volker
Additional Voice Acting: Josh Richardson
Production Coordinator: Brittney Lee
Creative Director of Post Production: Anthony Frederick
Head of Development: Katie LeBlanc
Production Manager: Nicole Beaudoin
Executive Producers: Steven Lim, Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara, Katie LeBlanc
Music Provided by Audio Network
SFX by Audioblocks
Logo Designed by Jennet Liaw
Logo Sound Design by Yuta Endo (@yuuutaendo)
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(Lmbuga) Luis miguel Bugallo Sánchez, L'Hiver (Winter) by Girardon, Palace of Versailles.. CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
A courtroom scene with a judge, a pregnant woman, a guilty looking man and an angry wife. Engraving by T. Cook after W. Hogarth., CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
@bellebourke5758 3 жыл бұрын
"Watcher Entertainment does not approve of the Professor's vaping habit and hopes that you'll keep in mind that he is a nasty little creep whose diet consists of spiders and possibly even dolphin meat." 😂😂
@KalEL224 3 жыл бұрын
You the real mvp lol
@michellepiascik917 3 жыл бұрын
So now we know that Ryan wrote the disclaimer
@deprofundis3293 3 жыл бұрын
Lol! Can we get a time stamp for replay value??
@Larissawesome 3 жыл бұрын
@@deprofundis3293 14:41 :)
@sweetsativa.wecancreateitall 3 жыл бұрын
Belle thanks sm for reiterating that disclaimer So glad you did, bc lol 😂 it’s funny af!!
@insertcreativenamehere7584 3 жыл бұрын
It just hit me that I’m now thinking of Shane and the Professor as different people. I literally forgot that this is Shane’s show
@kaged1productions 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny, because for about half a second I wondered why Shane had never been a guest...😂
@hotpinkcrayolas 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? They are different people... x
@geared4war 3 жыл бұрын
Who is this "shame" guy?
@anthonybenitez3958 3 жыл бұрын
@@geared4war yea I’m just as confused as you
@eoinplunkett3093 3 жыл бұрын
Every co founder has been on the show, Ryan and Steven, but why hasn’t Shane been a contestant
@gracelien5656 3 жыл бұрын
“Papa I want a jellybean” was the cutest n saddest shit at the same time 🤣😭
@SlimeyPirate 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@djbatgirl17 2 жыл бұрын
But then I remember he poops them out 😭
@glockl4851 2 жыл бұрын
but is he papa or does he want the jelly bean???????? *x-files song*
@sukuna4396 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@MDreamerIsBi Жыл бұрын
Also disturbing-
@drewa1964 3 жыл бұрын
What people think Puppet History is: A guy messing around with puppets and telling crazy stories about history. What it feels like: A cursed immortal puppet overseeing a game show with hopes of finding his lost family again.
@Corrupt.p.t 2 жыл бұрын
"Papa I want a jellybean." "The most abominable singing puppet of all!" How will Season 5 be?
@parkchimchimstolemyheart 11 ай бұрын
L the g out o I-I😢
@haleyr7937 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think that Ryan is forced to take this course with the Professor so he can get his final credits to graduate from Puppet University and the Professor only has contempt for him
@katiejane1337 3 жыл бұрын
That scenario hits way to close to home omg 😂
@anthonybenitez3958 3 жыл бұрын
Or he’s in some form of hell and cursed to be with Shane doing a stupid puppet show for all eternity
@haleyr7937 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I love this version
@crocsqueen1474 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think that winning a round would mean him graduating, but the professor won't allow it bc then he would leave
@recoil53 3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonybenitez3958 Ryan's version of being caught in a kharmic cycle.
@ElaineMokk 3 жыл бұрын
i hope ryan will atleast get the perfect attendance award.
@LinhNguyen-kx9jx 3 жыл бұрын
Elaine 💗💗💗💗😊 miss you
@kylahhood9847 3 жыл бұрын
He deserves it at this point
@laurio9892 3 жыл бұрын
He probably wouldn’t 😂
@NoThankUBeQuiet 3 жыл бұрын
They'd give it to the professor
@doctorerosxcelsior 3 жыл бұрын
Yessss❤👾✨🦋
@EthalaRide 3 жыл бұрын
I love how some Professor/Genie lore was planned and written into one of the question segments, like some sort of mind-blow moment, _but that freaking theory of _*_the professor being a human who just keeps eating magic jellybeans to maintain a puppet form_* was just shot out there in the beginning and now It's near impossible to forget.
@besthobbit 3 жыл бұрын
The subplot of this show is amazing.
@cameroncota9844 3 жыл бұрын
"Papa, I want a jellybeeeaaan"
@sincelery5389 2 жыл бұрын
Also the fact that his diet consists of spiders and dolphin meat because he’s a creep
@KlaxontheImpailr 8 ай бұрын
Does the professor eat normal jelly beans and poop out magic ones, or does he eat the same ones over and over until they become magic?
@CaliVMK 3 жыл бұрын
The idea that the Professor is just a human who keeps eating jellybeans is the in my personal opinion the most shocking reveal of the series yet.
@ontxtteredwxngs 3 жыл бұрын
fr and it happened in the first few minutes of the episode, i'm shooketh
@dori_casper 2 жыл бұрын
it weirdly makes me uncomfortable
@joeybugpockets 3 жыл бұрын
i’m always impressed with the amount of fear and emotion you can see in the professor's eyes considering his expression never actually changes
@compulsiverambler1352 3 жыл бұрын
Probably the Kuleshov effect.
@thebestpilot7 3 жыл бұрын
@@compulsiverambler1352 nah it was the powerful theatrical enchantment of the genie
@MlleFeralMinette 3 жыл бұрын
All about the angles ;)
@Emmysn0w Жыл бұрын
The power of voice acting
@wolfiemuse 11 ай бұрын
It’s probably a combination of all these things listed in the comments haha
@BeeBee-ho9ic 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite part is always when Ryan and the Professor quietly threaten each other while the guest is off getting their jellybeans
@bettyreads222 3 жыл бұрын
'Little blue bitch' had me cackling! & the hatred I perceive in the Professor's face even though it doesn't change haha
@BeeBee-ho9ic 3 жыл бұрын
@@bettyreads222 100% agreed lmao
@classyhomo682 2 жыл бұрын
I would love if there was a extremely deep backstory to professor
@MrJjz123 3 жыл бұрын
can we appreciate how Shane syncs his laughs with the professor's mouth movements
@tdsims1963 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched how closely he times the movements to the dialogue. He's quite talented.
@richardtherichard26 2 жыл бұрын
It’s called puppeteering and is kind of the entire point of a puppet show…
@vocalvortexstudios2058 2 жыл бұрын
@@richardtherichard26 i think they mean that they appreciate he takes the time to puppeteer spur-of-the-moment, sudden unexpected laughter
@foxyjambread3826 3 жыл бұрын
If mugs with 'Slaughter Water' printed on them aren't added to the merch store at some point I'm gonna be severely disappointed.
@kanemary56 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@jasonlong8754 2 жыл бұрын
I'd buy that shit. Mugs, bottles, glasses that say "SLAUGHTER WATER" and a skull and cross bones.
@jeremiahgabriel5709 2 жыл бұрын
10/10 would buy slaughter water merch
@t-rexcellentreviews1663 Жыл бұрын
@@jasonlong8754 with the Bye Bye Brothers on it as well.
@dorcat2867 10 ай бұрын
It sounds like a drink you can get at Sonics, they have Ocean Water, why can’t they make Slaughter Water too?
@moderatelyerika05 3 жыл бұрын
The Professor saying that “he doesn’t know Shane” as if they’re not flatmates 🙄
@CindyRubyCutie 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, they were flatmates...
@Reggie_la 3 жыл бұрын
And they were roommates
@makemyearfquake 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@PuppyLove2468 3 жыл бұрын
@@Reggie_la Oh my god, they were roommates.
@alanna6034 3 жыл бұрын
@@CindyRubyCutie oh my god they were flatmates
@Phantom_Hivemind 3 жыл бұрын
Slaughter water is the BEST alternate name for poison I have EVER heard.
@radhaiyer98 3 жыл бұрын
That or Bye Bye Juice 😂
@poppy_milkmeltdown429 3 жыл бұрын
AqUa ToFanA
@trixx9652 3 жыл бұрын
Good name for a metal band too
@Lucysurridge 3 жыл бұрын
@@poppy_milkmeltdown429 Bailey sarian fan? Haha me to.
@kl2894 3 жыл бұрын
Wait... Are you me?
@Bardic_Knowledge 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: King's Mistress was an official position in the French court for some time. Reportedly, many King's Mistresses and Queens actually got along well. One of these King's Mistresses was Madame de Pompadour.
@jenniferm7695 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact she was also shacking up with the 11rh doctor
@astridhannestad8323 2 жыл бұрын
Kings of other countries started having official mistresses, because the french court was a serious trendsetter. One story is that a king appointed a mistress, showered her with lavish gifts, and proceeded to never touch her because he was fiercely devoted to his queen
@vocalvortexstudios2058 2 жыл бұрын
@@astridhannestad8323 sounds like a sweet gig
@amberparks-newlove6378 Жыл бұрын
I'm not entirely surprised the Queen and the Mistresses got along well. Marriages weren't usually about love and more about power moves. Really Mistresses could relate more than anyone else
@emilyblack7342 6 ай бұрын
And fun fact about Madame de Pompadour: She was stupid powerful for a woman in politics at the time. Some have said that she was practically a prime minister and was in charge of the King’s schedule. Just to emphasize that, she decided who got to see the head of state and who did not, along with deciding who to promote and who to demote in the government.
@darialappi5762 3 жыл бұрын
I was kinda hoping they'd talk about Guilia Tofana. She murdered at least six hundred men (who were abusive towards their wives) between 1633 to 1651 with her own poison called Aqua Tofana. (I did a 15-page report on her and other female serial killers so I wanna see more videos on her!)
@user-vs6uh7gc6u Жыл бұрын
that is a stellar name to use 🤣
@schm3schma901 Жыл бұрын
I was disappointed, too ngl
@amelieg246 Жыл бұрын
She was a good murderer
@taylorkichu4683 3 жыл бұрын
We need an episode where the professor is "sick" so we have a shitty substitute. Then have shane as a guest. Then it will be the one time Ryan wins.
@annehuntress896 3 жыл бұрын
Keith Habersberger would be a great substitute.
@johannadagny6237 3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely want this as an episode
@ghostsprobably 3 жыл бұрын
the sub should absolutely be kate
@Kelly-uw1xr 3 жыл бұрын
I would love it
@caraf8727 3 жыл бұрын
How is this not getting more likes?! This is a great idea
@heatherkreucher9249 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he totally trusted the jelly beans after a WHOLE SHOW about poisoning....
@deaddumplings5565 3 жыл бұрын
😳
@asdjklsadj 3 жыл бұрын
They only turn you into a puppet and it *possibly* wares off
@crablessinbaltimore 3 жыл бұрын
he learned from the best: "i'll die for a jelly bean" - ryan bergara, ep 1
@quinnkelly8601 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Shane just seems have gotten really into puppeteering and making puppets and everyone just went with it no questions asked
@ellisbuker6191 Жыл бұрын
He actually mentioned in an episode of unsolved that he loves puppets, before this show even started, so I assume his friends just know that it’s one of his interests anyway!
@justdecaffeinated 3 жыл бұрын
garrick: i'm gonna check all of my food from now on also garrick: eats the jelly beans as soon as he got them
@sabrinaspurzem1672 Жыл бұрын
Conclusion: He's not really effective at it but somehow hasn't died yet. Must be the good will of the people. Certainly not his poison probing abilities XD
@keelyneumann3814 3 жыл бұрын
"Watcher Entertainment does not approve of the professors vaping habit and hopes that you'll keep in mind that he is a nasty little creep whose diet consists of spiders and possibly even dolphin meat." I love it! 😂
@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 3 жыл бұрын
not all heroes wear capes!
@emcn8939 3 жыл бұрын
@@94DeathAngel definitely
@virtualboyscout4416 3 жыл бұрын
that's ok dolphins r kinda evil
@hiphopbang5730 3 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂😂
@irnaebrehlam1140 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@ishouldprobablybeasleeprn495 3 жыл бұрын
Hot Take: Ryan is the time traveling genie reincarnated who is torturing the professor by pissing him off in his college courses
@justarandomchaneldontmindm9098 3 жыл бұрын
I'm on board with this take 😂 this class is the professor's personal hell. He is doomed to teach ungrateful students for all eternity
@squidward9155 3 жыл бұрын
Hold on you’re onto something
@kiwigaming09 2 жыл бұрын
maybe the professor knows it and thats why he makes ryan lose all the time
@morganeb_5300 3 жыл бұрын
the professor says "gaudin de sainte croix" like the french uncle that smokes 2 packs a day, has never had a meal without meat and will make the cheese go down with 3 glasses of cheap red wine. it's both terrifying yet impressive.
@tdsims1963 3 жыл бұрын
What a description! Love it!!
@redandpurple317 2 жыл бұрын
You just described my dad
@lexiarie6545 2 жыл бұрын
Is nobody going to mention how Ryan didn't know Bastille was a real thing despite it being one of France's biggest national holidays
@ElaineMokk 3 жыл бұрын
OMG NOOOOOO "PAPA I WANT A JELLYBEAN!" PROFESSOR'S FLASHBACK FACEEEE. iwanna hug him T_T
@thyauthor4749 3 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@bluechupathingy 3 жыл бұрын
@@thyauthor4749 7:35
@aldenchavez3750 3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment the same!
@uwuzi 3 жыл бұрын
i wonder if the professor is papa or the voice who wanted the jellybean
@satarupagingerkolay 3 жыл бұрын
@@uwuzi That made it so much darker. Now I want a whole story about this and that too the sound of the one who wanted a jellybean sounds like the crabs, Mari and Gina from the Hotdaga.
@Whymust898 3 жыл бұрын
last season professor backstory: he was cursed by a genie! how whimsical! this season professor backstory: he lost his family horribly somehow and he represses the memory but maintains a lingering connection to them through the jellybeans
@00muinamir 3 жыл бұрын
This tracks with the Professor being a Timelord.
@oliviagriffith3626 3 жыл бұрын
The Professor lore continues to get more and more in-depth, and I'm living for it.
@hayliew611 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the son got turned into a puppet and died
@oliviagriffith3626 3 жыл бұрын
@@hayliew611 My personal (wildly specific) headcanon is that the Professor and his son were an archaeology duo and the Professor's boy "stole" a genie's treasured jellybeans. Now he's being held captive by said genie in one of the many time-periods the Professor has to visit (hence where he gets all this knowledge for the show) to try and rescue him. Of course, genies are wily little fuckers, so that's obviously easier said than done.
@dawakat08 3 жыл бұрын
Professor McNasty's life is so full of mystery still ugh... lol
@mirrandalynn484 3 жыл бұрын
I NEED more of the Professor’s tragic backstory. Was that him as a child? Was it his son? His Nephew? His grandson?
@alexlee3261 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was his son. But now I'm thinking it was him as a child 😱 I need more Professor lore!!
@aubreyjordan8308 3 жыл бұрын
It’s just so funny to me to imagine Shane squishing himself underneath this makeshift stage and screaming in character 😂
@dori_casper 2 жыл бұрын
he actually sits in front of it
@KlaxontheImpailr 7 ай бұрын
@@dori_casper actually he's hovering above it.
@marsvilla7128 3 жыл бұрын
the professor deserves a raise for also having the job of making me smile each week
@clairespades4002 3 жыл бұрын
my weekly serotonin :)
@communist_oranges 3 жыл бұрын
Best part of my week ☺
@sophiedetorie2384 3 жыл бұрын
he actually doesn’t get payed he’s a slave so
@mothmanisthebest7404 3 жыл бұрын
This show is not the Professor’s job, it was a cursed placed on the Professor by the Genie.
@thebestone8872 3 жыл бұрын
At least 10% more jellybeans
@joanne01jt 3 жыл бұрын
Slowed down to read the super fast disclaimer: "Watcher entertainment does not approve of the professor's vaping habits and hopes that you'll keep in mind that he is a nasty little creep whose diet consists of spiders and possibly even dolphin meat" I'm dead.
@NoNo-fi3tc 3 жыл бұрын
So are the spiders and dolphins lol
@deprofundis3293 3 жыл бұрын
Lol! Can we get a time stamp for replay value??
@reemahmed6935 3 жыл бұрын
@@deprofundis3293 it's at about 14:42
@reemahmed6935 3 жыл бұрын
God, the sound of slowed down laughter in the background is giving me chills lmaoo
@CalvinKool-Aid 2 жыл бұрын
I know the spiders but when was it suggested he ate dolphin?
@ArcherOwl 2 жыл бұрын
After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly. Actual Score: Ryan had 4 points and Garrick had 2. Another win for Ryan, he's been winning a lot of these latest ones.
@holyshard530 Жыл бұрын
Sooo..does this prove that the system is rigged against him?
@LivingMyLife22 Жыл бұрын
🫘
@jimmorrisonsbelt2337 3 жыл бұрын
The 'Papa, I want a jellybean' with the Professor having a Bruce Wayne-level PTSD flashback freakin killed me 😂😭
@jaz1564 3 жыл бұрын
I love seeing Garrick on this show he is such a chill and smiley dude
@erikacoffey4872 3 жыл бұрын
Same!!! He’s really amazing to listen to in guilty pleasures (a podcast) if you, like me, need more Garrick in your life
@leaharmbruster6047 3 жыл бұрын
Him and Kate are a must return on this show!
@ONKVP 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan clearly enjoys being around him too
@yellowcard360 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Is it wrong to say I like the shape of his upper lip?
@erikacoffey4872 3 жыл бұрын
@@yellowcard360 LOL. He is a very handsome man all around, I find!
@marmarmar615 3 жыл бұрын
I personally love the lore that the professor is just a human who keeps eating magic jelly beans so that he can stay a puppet
@Fundipped13 3 жыл бұрын
I'm also concerned what his human form would look like?! 🤣
@jasperj.d.g.4147 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fundipped13 he's ancient and Blue, I doubt he would look very good
@Fundipped13 3 жыл бұрын
@@jasperj.d.g.4147 I'd be horrified for sure, but I also know the internet has rules... Can't wait for the fanart 😂
@jasperj.d.g.4147 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fundipped13 eh, after BU the monster fuckers make up a big part of the watcher viewers. He'll get the rule treatment for sure.
@whychance9180 3 жыл бұрын
Well apparently he is related to the blue man group
@EloiseRaeCullen 3 жыл бұрын
"And now, to strangle you to death, bring out *The Dandy!* " I'm deceased now. That line ended me faster than any poison. I'm gone. Goodbye. 🤣
@arocknrolldream Жыл бұрын
“I can’t keep track of all these names” and then literally every woman in this story is named Marie
@theod6267 3 жыл бұрын
the "papa! I want a jellybean!" moment had me dying
@an_earth_angel 3 жыл бұрын
Is that what he said?? Poor Professor!
@sunsun5005 3 жыл бұрын
you weren’t the only one dying
@backwardglances 3 жыл бұрын
I must know more. Was it the professor? Was it a lost child of his? Who knows...
@theod6267 3 жыл бұрын
@@backwardglances we need more puppet lore
@acidstrawberries7667 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll never get tired of the professor referring to himself as beloved lmao
@endymionredacted1304 3 жыл бұрын
Professor my beloved
@ONKVP 3 жыл бұрын
It's true tho
@annmarietorres8578 3 жыл бұрын
"C-can I have a point? ... ... ... "No." I literally cried laughing.
@unknowncreature-0069 3 жыл бұрын
0:58 lol the professor isn't actually being controlled by anybody, shane just eats a jellybean and turns into the professor before they start filming
@aviezer_who_drinks_seltzer371 2 жыл бұрын
I accept this headcanon
@EnbyAxolotlOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The professor isn't Shane when he eats a bean, Shane Madej is actuay one of the Professors mistresses
@whychance9180 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@an_earth_angel 3 жыл бұрын
I am here for this interpretation
@rekk1215 3 жыл бұрын
well a puppet is just a extra fluffy sock
@gurtalurt 3 жыл бұрын
i'm so here for the bisexual professor
@EnbyAxolotlOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
@@gurtalurt 👀
@blue_champignon5738 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan never winning is just the professor protecting him from cursed jelly beans
@hidden-behind-wisteria2701 3 жыл бұрын
I saw someone comment that since the winner is always replaced, maybe the professor keeps making Ryan lose just so he'll keep coming back
@VieSit 3 жыл бұрын
@@hidden-behind-wisteria2701 Sounds like the beginning of an angsty wattpad one-shot LOL :')
@CrazeeAdam 3 жыл бұрын
lol. It was a tie too this time. It was 4 to 4. =/ lol
@TheMewtata 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure no one was ever wrongly convicted in this investigation. I’m sure everyone was super truthful, and all of the confessions extracted by torture were totally legit.
@caitlinb35 Жыл бұрын
yeah it's giving european witch trials vibes... forced confessions, false accusations and panic through brutal torture
@LittleRedWhine 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, I wish he acknowledged that. The king’s mistress was also very obviously being targeted here in a character assassination.
@tabookozube6766 3 жыл бұрын
Between the Professor taking a vape break, and the Beastie Boys inspired song at the end, this is my favorite episode so far.
@lycanthology 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone talking about potential band names as if the most appropriate one for this whole episode isn’t My Chemical Romance
@valedeloro 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@makemyearfquake 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@femininomenon1133 3 жыл бұрын
WAIT THAT IS SO PERFECT
@alesiat1320 3 жыл бұрын
That's beautiful
@johanvajse8410 3 жыл бұрын
or the band Poison might be a bit of a stretch though
@ScottDavid7 3 жыл бұрын
"Wait bastille is a real thing? not just the name of a shitty band?" oh so we're choosing violence are we
@leviathxns 3 жыл бұрын
I was personally attacked by ryan's bad opinion
@lize-marigrobler161 3 жыл бұрын
@@leviathxns dude same
@ledoggo9797 3 жыл бұрын
@@leviathxns Me too
@ScottDavid7 3 жыл бұрын
@@leviathxns facts
@Shadowulf99 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan, maybe your bad takes on such a great band are why the Professor won't let you win.
@morganrichardson8859 3 жыл бұрын
Shane is such a talented puppeteer. Season 3 and I'm still not over it. He has so many skills!
@Victoria_Fama 2 жыл бұрын
I’m jealous
@2gxssedyt294 2 жыл бұрын
"Papa I want a jelly bean" that voice had me dying of laughter
@kaigaron9566 3 жыл бұрын
Class: why do you know so many random facts Me: *sweats in puppet history*
@Phantom_Hivemind 3 жыл бұрын
Me, but change "puppet history" into "internet", and we good
@SnakeEnthusiast 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, the other day my teacher brought up the Donner Party and everyone was wondering why I knew so much about this cannibalism-caravan. Saying “oh, I learned it from a blue puppet with a satchel full of jelly beans” is a tad odd.
@Phantom_Hivemind 3 жыл бұрын
@@SnakeEnthusiast mood. I wonder how many people will think I'm weird when it comes time to talk about history. Everyone will ask, "why do you know about a golden stool?" "Why do you know about a bunch of people who ate each other?" "How do you know about a French royal member basically playing russian roulette with poison on sick people?"
@11jokerchen11 3 жыл бұрын
"Wait, Bastille is actually a word besides being a shitty band?" I say this with all the love I have in my heart: Ryan is a real life himbo and it's currently the biggest source of joy in my life
@sharmbanu9862 3 жыл бұрын
i stand by this wholeheartedly. i never thought hearing someone call ryan a himbo would bring me so much joy
@emilybarclay8831 3 жыл бұрын
He’s like a small himbo, a himbette if you will. A himbito
@libbywilliams9969 3 жыл бұрын
This is why he never wins
@sharmbanu9862 3 жыл бұрын
@@emilybarclay8831 HIMBETTE 😭😭😭😭😭
@j.pnewcomer1069 3 жыл бұрын
I think Ryan's too much of a...brat to be a himbo
@thatcuriousmiss 3 жыл бұрын
It's so amazing that on the exact same month(July, 1659) Giulia Tofana, creator of the poison of Aqua Tofana, too, was executed in Italy for helping noble women poison their husbands to get out of abusive marriages (presumably).
@samwarren2850 2 жыл бұрын
ah, the annual "weird french shit" episode, we love to see it
@IndianaJonas96 2 жыл бұрын
True shane loves french history apparently
@dddakotarose 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Garrick offhandedly mentioned to Shane that he had a puppet of himself and Shane went, "you son of a bitch, you've done it! your puppet must be featured!!" which is why no one else has been turned into a puppet by the jelly beans simply because they don't have their own puppets and Shane wouldn't want to make them.
@MovieEnvy 3 жыл бұрын
The other jelly beans obvi were not magical, that’s the only reason!
@danny6801 3 жыл бұрын
Why did nobody stop to appreciate the Professor's P play? "People peddling poisons and potions to the Parisienne public"? That deserves a chef's kiss.
@boobailey4509 3 жыл бұрын
can we not call it p play 😂
@squiishiie 3 жыл бұрын
pp play 🥵
@LovelyIKnowx 3 жыл бұрын
I literally paused it and commented to my dad that it was some awesome alliteration
@Tazzie1312 3 жыл бұрын
Please never say p play again
@MovieEnvy 3 жыл бұрын
P play sounds like something the Professor does in his private time.
@shawnabasallo7515 3 жыл бұрын
Every time the song portion begins I am blown away by how talented Shane is
@VeegiDawn 3 жыл бұрын
Do you every just look at the professors legs and think, 'Huh ... yeah, no ... he's got no pants'? It never fails to shock me 😂
@tairneanaich 2 жыл бұрын
Wee man is donald ducking it
@noof5186 3 жыл бұрын
does ryan not remember talking about the bastille during the world's most expensive necklace episode? maybe if he paid more attention in class he'd finally be crowned history master...
@justalittleturtle5600 3 жыл бұрын
I said something very similar when he didn’t remember the Bastille....
@ellarasei4404 3 жыл бұрын
That episode was over a year ago so I don't blame him for forgetting
@blueblank8287 Жыл бұрын
The Professor, With Barely Concealed Judgement: It’s a nOTORIOUS PRISON
@nataliejoritz 3 жыл бұрын
if the professor has mistresses, then they're either humans or other puppets, and frankly i don't know which one is worse
@kf10147 3 жыл бұрын
well we know one human who seems interested… shane better keep Sara away from that nasty blue creature
@frankensteinlives 3 жыл бұрын
You misspelled better
@Reggie_la 3 жыл бұрын
Anatomically correct dolls and medical props
@Squirreltasticqueen 3 жыл бұрын
There's some d n d inspired muppet show going on with a big tiddy puppet so it works
@MissBee13 3 жыл бұрын
Both.
@ambertregoning3821 3 жыл бұрын
*"Watcher entertainment does not approve of the professor's vaping habit and hopes that you'll keep in mind that he is a nasty little creep whose diet consists of spiders and possibly even dolphin meat"* -the disclaimer, in case anyone missed it
@AkumakoCross 2 жыл бұрын
Given that Louis forbade their children from mourning Madame de Montespan, I don't think he was super stoked on the whole "ladyfriend trying to poison him" thing.
@wanna_be_goth1030 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who really wants know the lore behind the professor? repressed family memories, encounters with genies and other things I really know how he got here and how his family is doing
@siiri8902 3 жыл бұрын
All of this lore that's being teased is for sure gonna take several seasons to unfold and I'm very excited to see it!
@Ash-ru6bt 3 жыл бұрын
I think the reason the professor doesn’t let Ryan win is because he’s scared he may be turned into a puppet for eternity like him
@Lunch_Meat 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ash-ru6bt I think Ryan is the genie
@rafansyed8420 2 жыл бұрын
FILM THEORY WHERE YOU AT
@deathscore1548 2 жыл бұрын
Bro get MatPat on this
@virgiltheghost 3 жыл бұрын
“The poisoned clothes plan never got carried out” *stares in EXTREMELY popular use of arsenic dye in clothing of the later centuries*
@vsratoslava 3 жыл бұрын
And wallpaper:)
@liriodendronlasianthus 3 жыл бұрын
Deadly emerald gowns lol
@ViVi-ev3rx 3 жыл бұрын
ahh the reason we think of the color green when it comes to sickness
@gracephillips761 3 жыл бұрын
I think he meant never got carried out in that particular instance, not in history in general
@brooke6658 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly this story would make a bomb Netflix show.
@kamillelang3170 2 жыл бұрын
Omg at the second Ryan asked the professor if he had a family, it immediately cut to a depressed medicine ad that starts with “I thought I was in control of my depression”. Not a bad response.
@aviezer_who_drinks_seltzer371 2 жыл бұрын
No 😭😭😭😭
@AmethystEyes 3 жыл бұрын
Unofficial slogan for the show: “Ryan thanks for tryin’!”
@VivaLaGolf42 2 жыл бұрын
We need some Tryin’ Ryan merch
@matrixdefector4344 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry I think it's just so cute to imagine Shane playing the professor and putting on a puppet show for his friends. A history puppet show for adults. It's very cute.
@namemycactus 2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the same thing!!
@char_shine 2 жыл бұрын
This comment really hit me as I watched ryan and garrick giggle as shane made the professor rip a fat cloud
@greenapple9477 3 жыл бұрын
Death Chemist sounds like a RPG class, and Affair of the Poisons a title. Slaughter Water sounds like a skill or attack.
@lunettasuziejewel2080 Жыл бұрын
Blastoise used SLAUGHTER WATER. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE.
@SquidandCatAdventures 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first Puppet History video that I've watched, and I'm loving the idea that the puppet Professor teaches with his own puppets. Also, saw the video with Steven making his "slaughter water" cocktail before seeing this one, and it's just as satisfying getting the reference in reverse.
@Nowgivemeyourfries 2 жыл бұрын
Me exactly too!!!!! I just watched the TMS yesterday and now I’m watching this! This show is so funny, Shane is so talented.
@JackHammer503 3 жыл бұрын
What we've learned about the Professor this episode: 1) For sure has a bevy of mistresses (mistressi?) 2) Has likely poisoned at least one member of his family 3) Was possibly a former human but can't get enough of those sweet, sweet cursed puppet-jellybeans 4) Vapes
@riverseverywhere 3 жыл бұрын
and possibly eats dolphin meat
@Okbuddypal 8 ай бұрын
And eats spiders and dolphin meat
@ChernaOvce 3 жыл бұрын
"If you have a minor beef with someone consider maybe going out for hot dogs and talking it out. Don't poison." I wonder if this is a callback to those airport hot dogs that gave Shane food poisoning....
@an_earth_angel 3 жыл бұрын
Watcher secretly supports poisonings, DUN DUN DUUUUN
@sunsun5005 3 жыл бұрын
Deep cut
@gillyweedniharry 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's probably just a throwback to the hotdogga saga
@johanvajse8410 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan & Shane also went for hot dogs in Tourist Trapped plus Shane has mentioned his love for the 4th of July when he could eat a lot of hot dogs
@AlwaysSomeone 2 жыл бұрын
"Do you think Brinvillier had girl power?" "Yes, of course!" "Do you think she effectively utilized that girl power by poisoining her patients, family, and rivals?" "I don't know about that..."
@quackkedupfunnygirl 3 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, I was hoping this was going to be about Aqua Tofana, but I’m still glad to be here
@SetFireGirl 3 жыл бұрын
the resentment in Ryan's eyes when he catches himself laughing at one of the Professor's jokes tho
@jackroberts2704 3 жыл бұрын
The Professor: "I don't know who this Shane guy is, but he sounds handsome."
@persona8439 3 жыл бұрын
Its like batman from the lego movies.
@evalinaarenivaz4597 3 жыл бұрын
They owe this man a big brain award for the way he just expanded the puppet history world
@spaceland-fae5264 2 жыл бұрын
"Occasionally you have to smooch an inbred ghoul" made me laugh unfortunately while I was drinking and now there's orange juice in my nose 😭😭
@CHESShireCat 3 жыл бұрын
I like how at the beginning of this show Ryan tried to argue with Shane but now he just has specific beef with the Professor.
@Tazzie1312 3 жыл бұрын
Beef boy's got beef
@jabtrack123 3 жыл бұрын
“Marie” - the name of every French woman during this time
@raerohan4241 3 жыл бұрын
Or Louise
@Rhysdux 3 жыл бұрын
And some French men as well! For example, Lafayette's full name was Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de La Fayette.
@shoesfillupwithwater 2 жыл бұрын
"papa! i want a jelly bean!" - a very normal, very sane quote that I think about every damn day
@gempizza6425 3 жыл бұрын
So um...i'm gonna need an album of all the songs that are performed at the end of these puppet history episodes
@kristineh8309 3 жыл бұрын
I think we need to take a moment to appreciate that Shane got “Sierra Mist” and “blinker” into a song.
@mxrmlt 3 жыл бұрын
we need an online university episode where the professor's computer gets a virus, everything goes haywire, and ryan finally wins fairly
@N0noy1989 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan did win one fair and square. But the Professor chose not to announce winners that episode.
@vanillanoxfleuret 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that Ryan turned up dressed somewhat like PaRappa the Rapper
@JulianneMcLarney 2 жыл бұрын
Slaughter water sounds like some kind of moonshine mixed with vodka that would kill anyone who drank more than half a shot
@averylynas2465 3 жыл бұрын
i’m supposed to be writing a research paper in biology right now but i can’t miss this
@DJLTT 3 жыл бұрын
We all must stop what we're doing to watch this the moment it comes out
@luciigooseyy 3 жыл бұрын
same, im literally in class right now but like. puppet history. so,,
@EmilyHenthorn 3 жыл бұрын
Me sitting here with an actual history lecture to listen to 😅
@luciigooseyy 3 жыл бұрын
m o o d
@maddyyhitch 3 жыл бұрын
girl I’m supposed to be writing a history paper too but here we are
@demi_lynnx 3 жыл бұрын
Title: “The Affair of the Poisons” My brain : ✨A Q U A T O F A N A✨
@burpydude8811 3 жыл бұрын
Shana sha shana sha shana sha sha shana shaaa
@justinebermudez3605 3 жыл бұрын
I actually thought the video is about the ✨aqua tofana✨
@MissSimone02 3 жыл бұрын
THAT'S LITERALLY ALL I COULD THINK OF TOO!!!
@thaisfranca4394 3 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeees
@oliviagriffith3626 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, here are the Bailey Sarian fans I was looking for!! We need the Professor to do an episode on ~A Q U A T O F A N A~ for sure!
@dbyron3824 3 жыл бұрын
“Gotta a couple of B boys for poisoning dogs!” The way he said that omg 😂😂
@TwoCentReview 3 жыл бұрын
That puppet show in the hospital is by far the darkest and most disturbing one so far. Man...
@laurenhartsell5358 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe instead of the jellybeans keeping the professor as a puppet, the genie cursed him to his current form and to trick others to gradually join his puppet army by eating the jellybean rewards from these videos. Since Ryan never wins, he could also be the genie overseeing the whole process.
@lukestoff5224 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the professor likes Ryan and is protecting him.
@laurenhartsell5358 3 жыл бұрын
@@lukestoff5224 it would explain why he always hands out the extra beans for the guests and why Ryan gets all the rotten beans
@kateancharn4202 3 жыл бұрын
I love this.... But I think we did see a glimpse of the genie in the Donner Party Ep, and it was.... definitely Shane. Which could spiral into a whole other theory or be changed, but. It's clear that Shane is NOT the professor in the Meta Story, but he could certainly play a role, and there is definitely an important reason why Ryan never wins.
@christabelle__ 3 жыл бұрын
The Professor has also said he poops jelly beans, and guests are eating his poop....so is he eating his own bean poo?!
@Squirreltasticqueen 3 жыл бұрын
@@christabelle__ if all he eats is jelly beans and he "poops" jellybeans is it really poop
@franciscoflores5111 3 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna talk about “To-do list: Rawdog the big guy?”
@Ali-mv3jc 2 жыл бұрын
@TK Wallace honestly I'm surprised she didn't have more kids!
@PoochieCollins 2 жыл бұрын
@TK Wallace : she was pretty smart; it's too bad her intelligence was used on being a psychopath.
@charlacobb3968 3 жыл бұрын
Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko. AKA, Lady Death. Please do a video about her. I've asked so many people to, and no one has! I'd really love to see the Professor talk about the Nazi's greatest fear in WWII!
@antoniawaich7877 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan: Bastille is actually a place?! Every European: Didn't you guys have history in school? French revolution? The storming of the Bastille?😂
@kelli3814 2 жыл бұрын
Education here is SEVERELY lacking. The most we talked about the French Revolution when I was in school was when I read A Tale of Two Cities. I didn’t learn about the French Revolution or the storming of the Bastille until I was in college.
@tallybarnie5453 2 жыл бұрын
Depends on the school. We mostly learn American history and then maybe a “world” history class if you chose to
@ladyredl3210 2 жыл бұрын
I'm an American, and I knew that. So I think it might be the place in America
@xxMpEGxx 2 жыл бұрын
But I'm European and we didnt have American history in school aside from the middle eastern conflicts soooo... but calling Bastille a bad band and a bad name: shame on you Ryan :P (also its pronounced Basteeuh)
@tallybarnie5453 2 жыл бұрын
@@xxMpEGxx as an American we don’t even get taught about our Middle East conflicts lmfao we get taught up to the Cold War and that’s it usually
@char5180 3 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite part of these besides the songs is when the guest leaves to get their prize and Ryan and the Professor just trash talk and threaten each other 😂
@TerrificGiggles 3 жыл бұрын
"Are you just a human that keeps eating jelly beans?" WAIT, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS PROFESSOR LORE--
@whoahdude9742 3 жыл бұрын
I love a professor lore moment
@jasonlong8754 2 жыл бұрын
This episode had: Flashback to Garrick turning into a puppet and proclaiming, "This hurts!" Garrick commenting on how much he got hit on while a puppet. Death Chemists Slaughter Water More hints at the Professor's past. The Professor vaping. An amazing Beastie Boys style song ("You ready for this? Poison their ass!") "Do not murder. Do not poison." Gerrick forgetting about the effect the jelly beans have on him and turning into a puppet once again. "God dammit! Why?"
@MissPuppy468 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact bastille is not only a prison, but in French it's a verb. Someone can be bastilled, or thrown into the bastille.
@Vic_the_owl92 3 жыл бұрын
The empty eyes of the Professor as he said "I don't know." Deep inside he knew what could have happened to his family but he can only remember fire.
@stakrs16 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: King Louis XIV (known as "Le roi du soleil" for being one of the first authoritative monarchs in Europe that gave monarchs all of a state's governmental power) was very open about the amount of mistresses he had! He was often seen with them, AND the children that came from those affairs, in church. He basically got away with it because of his reputation
@juniormedrano3662 3 жыл бұрын
Guy: You heard me when I said I was a lawyer. Lady: Damn this wine Is delicious holy shit!!!! 😂😂😂lmao dead.
@JoeyLavarias 3 жыл бұрын
"Papa, I want a jelly bean!" - the sentence that will haunt my dreams for an indefinite amount of time.
@3StarLogo 3 жыл бұрын
I criiiied 🤣
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