If you ever feel as if you're a bad person, just watch The Apprentice. It'll instantly put into perspective just how stupid, arrogant, scummy or egotistical people can be.

a barrister that has no idea how the ordinary person survives in the real world could never represent me

I love it when Sir Alan calls Nicholas a Toff, so funny cause he's right lol

"The best sales person in Europe" just lol

Thanks to putting this episode up and reminding me about the "24 hr laundry hotline" idea! That one should go down in the history.

Series 4 candidates were an extremely nasty group of people apart from Raef and Lucinda who seemed like decent people. I know theres always a competitive element but this one was wildly cutthroat. There was also so much stupidity; £5,000 for laundry, selling fish by what customer wanted to pay, not understanding costs. No actual business person would make those rudimentary mistakes.

"food a toff like him has become a custom to just maybe he's never had to pay for it". Hit the nail on the head I think

This show is more reason to love Apprentice UK.

Loved this first episode of this series. Having fantastic grades is something to be proud of, but this just proves it isn't the be all and end all.

Aww Alan cut deep with bringing up the B in GCSE French 😂

"24hr hot line" 😂😂 "Personal account managers" 🤣🤣

I love the way at 0:10 they've changed the phrase 'Britains tycoons of tomorrow' to 'Britians 'most self assured'

‘The case against me should have been thrown out of court as a submission of no case to answer.’ So basically you don’t think you did anything wrong. I would have expected nothing less from someone with Nicholas’s attitude and background.

Not judging by first impressions is good advice except in certain situations. I work in fraud prevention and I’ve had to make snap decisions upon speaking to people once where it helps to profile. For business though I can see why it’s wise advice.

when Nicholas went home in the taxi it was night time on the original show lol

24 hour personal hotline, for a job they're going to be doing for 8 hours.

Sound like a group of under 10 school kids that think they just need to turn up like they did at school and do no work.

Lost highway song gives this a very disturbing atmosphere....

When he wears sunglasses, Nicholas looks like Agent Smith from the Matrix.

24 hour hotline 😂😂 lemme wipe away the tears as i tap onto part two 🤣

"Hello girls, hows my pants doing?" lol wtf

This was the best season

"This is so easy, they're falling over themselves to buy these lobsters at 5 pounds a kilo"

No. It's a big F for a big Fired!

at 7.10 Lord Sugar described me pretty much - sadly I am not ebve that good in my studies of joice

The moral of the story is; chasing money and success leads to nothing but stress and misery.

6:29 This shows that Nick is not a team player.

KZfaq: 2008? Nah 2009? No we still shouldnt put it in people's recommended 2010? Lmao no 2011? Hmmm nahhhh 2012? Not yet 2013? Just a little longer 2014? Hmm no 2015? Definitely not 2016? I dont feel like it 2017? Lets wait a little longer 2018? Nope 2019? YES PERFECT TIME TO PUT THIS IN PEOPLE'S RECOMMENDED

I LOVED the Lobster episode, cracked me right up

"Please Sir Alan" ~ The Candidate's "You're Fired" ~ Me

Tom Croft was able to balance this with the rugby fair play

Submission of no case to answer, what does that even mean!

@7heAre7s lol I love how Sir Alan takes the piss most of the time :)

What’s the intro music?

I find it hilarious when sugar daddy points that creepy little finger at them and says "You're fired!!" 😂😂

haha priceless tv though

7:30 that's your defence and your own "legal opinion" but my prosecution opinion is "you fucked up"

Yup

Who's the girl in yellow

You’ve got a big F. 😂

@R3DHULK FAYUL

Jennifer Maguire is from Ireland though not Britain

big f

Absouluty

I hv dyslexia iam 62 and iam not as thick as this lot😅 9:37