The Architect & Neo Matrix Reloaded

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ptosis

ptosis

12 жыл бұрын

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Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.

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@treyestes4282
@treyestes4282 10 жыл бұрын
Neo: You haven't answered my question" The architect: " No shit Sherlock "
@AgentMacklinFBI
@AgentMacklinFBI 9 жыл бұрын
Patrick Dyer lol
@limerence8365
@limerence8365 7 жыл бұрын
Trey Estes Its my favorite saying!
@EyeoftheU
@EyeoftheU 10 жыл бұрын
The bit with "You were bound to come along at some point because of a problem that I tried to get rid of, but couldn't. Other that that, though, The Matrix is awesome and I am The Shit." really sold me on this one.
@armaniac661
@armaniac661 8 жыл бұрын
That "I am the Shit" was hilarious :D
@mazeppa7965
@mazeppa7965 5 жыл бұрын
I would say The Architect has been having coffee with Merovingian XDDD
@Antonio_Ortiz
@Antonio_Ortiz 5 жыл бұрын
"N***a, pleez".
@damanjeet2092
@damanjeet2092 5 жыл бұрын
And "Exactly Numb Nuts" 😂😂
@phantomwraith1984
@phantomwraith1984 4 жыл бұрын
No shit Sherlock
@grantajgaming5459
@grantajgaming5459 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Domitius23
@Domitius23 7 жыл бұрын
I watched this scene a hundred time. And right now I have the impression of the architect being ... afraid. He is not lecturing Neo. He is trying to confince him to safe Zion. Because he can see that Neo, unlike the other Ones, is in love. Which could lead to the biggest f**k-up in the history of the matrix. Because the other 5 Ones have decided to save Zion. But, as the architect is afraid, Neo won't. Which could mean, and the architect AND the Oracle knew this the whole time, that this is the last circle. After that there is either the death of every human being AND the machines (cause of energy malfunction) ... or a significant change in the system between humans and machines. Which then happened. And the price was not Trinity, her death was a coincidence. The price was always Neo himself. He cannot be free. The machines are as afraid of him as they are fascinated. He is The Anomaly. He is anti-balance. It is like putting a thin transparent plastic foil on your smartphone to protect the screen. And you apply it perfectly. Even. Smooth. Shiny. Perfect. Ecxept ONE tinsy bubble. No matter you apply the foil, no matter how perfect ... there is this one little bubble, which in the end spoils it all. Well done, Neo.
@alphadarkocharlie9312
@alphadarkocharlie9312 7 жыл бұрын
well written and well said. Neo is key in unraveling of the matrix. he is the pea under the matras of the princes. all humans have something or some small stone in their shoe, neo is the symbol of this inner knowledge and feeling. to be human is to not be perfect, it is to be flawed in some way (which is very good). perfection is boring. neo needed to die for humans to be free.
@chrisscott7545
@chrisscott7545 7 жыл бұрын
I like everything you say, but for the sake of an objection I would say: yeah but that could have already happened, the architect says, everything he is going to do is already done, thus expected, thus not beyond control. It means that the oracle controlled him. If he would've chosen the two doors then that would've been a different course of action perhaps not expects and not a measure of control, thus even being in love was something the oracle implanted in him to control him.
@ptosis
@ptosis 7 жыл бұрын
Could wet down your screen a bit and use the rubber squeegee that comes with the screen protector when applying .. just saying
@nickcollins6351
@nickcollins6351 7 жыл бұрын
i concur with your assessment...we must be related...lol
@daviangel
@daviangel 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah well right away he said out loud he realized this Neo was different than the others.
@humorvault7058
@humorvault7058 7 жыл бұрын
the captions tho 😂
@Fak3Cake
@Fak3Cake 3 жыл бұрын
Very much needed
@Intuotive
@Intuotive 3 жыл бұрын
HOW GOOD ARE THEY LOL
@Oliepolie
@Oliepolie 2 жыл бұрын
captions suck... :P
@inverse2k1
@inverse2k1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Intuotive sublime, awesome, a monument of mathematical perfection.
@petew.7870
@petew.7870 2 жыл бұрын
Concordantly.
@duncan343
@duncan343 8 жыл бұрын
"I am the Architect....You have many questions." *Jeopardy Music Plays*
@Google990g
@Google990g 4 жыл бұрын
duncan343 scary movie 3 🤣🤣
@alearnedman
@alearnedman 9 жыл бұрын
Well someone has a thesaurus
@beebooboobop605
@beebooboobop605 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭
@ptosis
@ptosis 8 жыл бұрын
Again - I HAD to put the stupid music in to get past Yahoo's MMCDA. It is Chinese Classical . I think it is an Erdu.
@bunnyTTtango
@bunnyTTtango 8 жыл бұрын
+ptosis i love you
@mithshude
@mithshude 8 жыл бұрын
+ptosis did you have to put white subtitles inside a white room though?..
@vegetabudokai549
@vegetabudokai549 8 жыл бұрын
+NoeraZ without text shadow lol
@silver2zilver
@silver2zilver 8 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I'm sitting here listening, then I notice the subtitles are different, but I'm keen on listening, then I go down and read the comments, I'm 2 minutes in and now notice the music
@lukeskywalker82
@lukeskywalker82 8 жыл бұрын
your subs are the most awesome thing in the world - they give a simple explanation
@gaoutlaw
@gaoutlaw 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this translation. For years, I never knew what the hell the Architect was babbling about.
@shadedfalcon
@shadedfalcon 8 жыл бұрын
I had an idea of what he meant, but it really helps to slow down and analyze it one sentence at a time.
@renekenshin6573
@renekenshin6573 8 жыл бұрын
Converting human nature to mathematical equation? that would drive anyone nuts
@elip3834
@elip3834 7 жыл бұрын
Damn right son Goku
@thedarkknight646
@thedarkknight646 4 жыл бұрын
I suck at math. That must be why I don’t know shit in life lol
@kozmeetorez
@kozmeetorez 8 жыл бұрын
" Nigga pleaze!"
@thenerdyouknowabout
@thenerdyouknowabout 9 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone so confused by this scene... It makes perfect sense even without the hilarious subtitles...
@Nineteen1900Hundred
@Nineteen1900Hundred 9 жыл бұрын
Most humans are dumb
@LazerMage77
@LazerMage77 9 жыл бұрын
Nineteen1900Hundred Precisely.
@AndrewDeLong
@AndrewDeLong 9 жыл бұрын
It's not a confusing scene. It's just needlessly pretentious with its wording. It didn't need to be as simple as the subtitles, nor did it have to sound like something written by a Brooklyn coffee shop hipster author. In layman's terms, it smacks of "Oh look at us! We can write pseudo-complex dialogue!"
@Nineteen1900Hundred
@Nineteen1900Hundred 9 жыл бұрын
***** Thumbs down for me.
@KingJaymo2k11
@KingJaymo2k11 9 жыл бұрын
It's pretentious blabber that's easily to get bored from after a couple hours of actions...His deliverance of the speech is so monotone and bland that even if he wasn't being pretentious you wouldn't give a damn what he was saying
@JDueler11
@JDueler11 7 жыл бұрын
"We wo-" It only says that because it gets cut off.
@thecianinator
@thecianinator 4 жыл бұрын
No it's because in the very next scene they both wo together
@zerof4lk
@zerof4lk 8 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this scene after my programming teacher namedropped Godel's incompleteness theorem, and... holy shit, does it fit. Of course the architect can't solve the problem, every system will inherently have an inconsistency, and fixing it will result in creating another system, which, in turn, following the same law, will have inconsistencies. Neo , like all others who unconsciously choose not to stay, is pretty much dividing by zero. Do that and suddenly 1=2, which messes up even the "most basic equations" until completely destroying the system. Maybe that was obvious, but it was awesome to watch that with that in mind.
@WithmeVerissimusWhostoned
@WithmeVerissimusWhostoned 8 жыл бұрын
+El Chapo how can you be free to choose when the choice comprises only of the options presented/known to you. You cannot choose what you don't know/are ignorant about. Thus, the choice must inevitably be the result/response of aggregation and combination of knowledge and experience you have gathered throughout your life in correlation to the situation/environment demanding a response from you. It's more of an computation task than a choice. But because it considers nuances so small that the conscious mind have trouble keeping up being aware of them _(same in the case of luck, chance, randomness)_ it is perceived as choice. As if the result of the calculation was concluded by the conscious mind, when in fact it only perceived the result emerge from the subconsciousness that did the job. The concepts of choice, free will, chance, randomness... are ambiguous and incomplete. It's to give less developed minds _(intellectually wise)_ some way to understand the reality. See, free = devoid of limitations. To be in such omnipercipient state you'd have to be god. There are different guiding principle of our lives, free will is not one of them.
@maaaaaaaaarcel
@maaaaaaaaarcel 8 жыл бұрын
+Leo Falcão "every system will inherently have an inconsistency" - you clearly don't understand Gödel's theorem.
@zerof4lk
@zerof4lk 8 жыл бұрын
maaaaaaaaarcel Oh, you're right. I had just found out about it when I wrote that post, but essentially, it still states that a system cannot be both complete and consistent, which was what the architect was attempting, in his perfectionism. Indeed, my programming teacher only mentioned it to support his point that "your code is always gonna have flaws/holes", I don't have the mathematical expertise to understand the full implications of his theorems, but if you want to elaborate on it or how you think it connects to the matrix, please do :) I'm loving the perspectives on the answers here.
@gaberonan8765
@gaberonan8765 8 жыл бұрын
Yes, Godel did prove that there is an inherent limitation to what can be demonstrated by formal proofs and within a formal system. The architect's attempts at containing the anomaly reminds me more of Wittgenstein's perspective of language (according to his picture theory, the facts that compose the world are mirrored by words, assertions in the language). He designed a hierarchy of metalanguages to prevent self-reference, and bypass paradoxes such as: "This sentence is false." and it's pretty much an endlessly ascending tower, which is essentially how the architect is dealing with the bad eggs, and at the same time the architect should be able to recognize that he is doomed to contest the products of human reason (which can never be fully formalized by new methods of mathematical proof and principles of demonstration) forever. Godel got around Wittengenstien's restriction by showing how to mirror all legitimate processes of the metalanguage of arithmetic in arithmetic itself, and his proof concluded that any consistent set of axioms for arithmetic that could generate the natural numbers must be incomplete. I think the architect knows that he will never be able to create a perfect system due to Godel's proof as well as problems with the human psyche, but he keeps on rolling: reprogramming and layering the matrix because that's what he was made to do, I guess. btw nice lelouch pic, one of my fave anime right there.
@emmanueloluga9770
@emmanueloluga9770 7 жыл бұрын
please do you know who made the architect
@deansean1681
@deansean1681 6 жыл бұрын
This scene shows the end level of an self learning A.I.! The A.I. was programmed: How to treat elderly correctly. Many times it failed...The architect was stunned because he finally made it, that Neo was respectful... I wish kids these days would be like that ;:p
@user-ol5jn8jf7c
@user-ol5jn8jf7c 10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@d-struktionfreq6287
@d-struktionfreq6287 9 жыл бұрын
1:26 "Either no-one told me..." Really? Neo was given a _HUGE_ clue by the Merovingian about the previous Matrices when he said "I have survived your predecessors and I will survive you."
@Ticketman99
@Ticketman99 7 жыл бұрын
Dee T Jay Neo's main flaw, ladies and gentlemen. For all the awesome he can do... He's an idiot. I would add ignorant, but wouldn't that be sort of redundant?
@samsschool3639
@samsschool3639 6 жыл бұрын
Holie shit youre right!
@zanthonyhill8818
@zanthonyhill8818 5 жыл бұрын
Wow. I didn't catch that one either.@@samsschool3639
@samsschool3639
@samsschool3639 5 жыл бұрын
@@zanthonyhill8818 Will Smith would not have missed that clue hehehehe just kidding
@shinistrue
@shinistrue 4 жыл бұрын
I came here for this comment
@Pduarte79
@Pduarte79 6 жыл бұрын
What The Architect is simplying saying that freewill is a pain for him,lol
@rosatravels1724
@rosatravels1724 4 жыл бұрын
Uhmmmm.. No.
@TeamRobsta
@TeamRobsta 9 жыл бұрын
"And I'm the shit" yep that's all i hear now watching this scene back XD
@augiechiavuzzi4907
@augiechiavuzzi4907 7 жыл бұрын
I love that this scene is so complex that it warrants subtitles to make it understand
@BeastLordofMetal
@BeastLordofMetal 8 жыл бұрын
"your first question might be the most important, it will also be the the most irrelevant. The first question he asked was "who are you?". I always wondered why the question "why am I here" was considered irrelevant, but then I realised it was actually "who are you", which would be considered irrelevant.
@ozgurbulutkaraosmanoglu4778
@ozgurbulutkaraosmanoglu4778 8 жыл бұрын
The human mind likes to, unconciously, label and order information. Therefore, much like any other film hero, he first asked who he was; whereafter the architect makes the needless remark that the question "Who are you?" was irrelevant.
@chrisscott7545
@chrisscott7545 7 жыл бұрын
I thought he asked the wrong question, the architect gave him an answer to who he is not why he was there. But who he is is irrelevant because he is one among many other neo's.
@markhardwick5725
@markhardwick5725 7 жыл бұрын
The architect is the inductive mind, and the Oracle is the deductive. Oracle was labelled as distinct because the the anomaly (had no evidentiary basis, and thus was outside of the architects purview. You may consider the architect and all programs within the matrix as rationalizers for a narcissistic agenda. All designed to give Neo, consciousness, a primrose path to journey down, and that journey has internal impact on Neo as the savior of his humanity by fulfilling the functionals which produce the cage.
@davidfenton3910
@davidfenton3910 5 жыл бұрын
The answer to the question, the architect of the current matrix ... Fichte. His Lectures of it's inception are publicly available in "Characteristics of the Present Age" and "Addresses to the German Nation" It outlines the use of scientific knowledge of human nature and it's control through the institution of schooling to make and control a new Ideologically controlled society. Yes, Fichte was a mason i.e. architect. It should be noted that I consider Fichte to want a society which is actually conscious and free in truth which is why he had his lectures published and made publicly available i.e. so that the religious control he instigated, as he saw as a necessary step in stepping out of the religious dictatorship of his day ... I don't think he actually wanted the control to last and Napoleon may have stuffed things up a bit by defeating Prussia and causing them to panic and make a much stronger and total psychological control system than was planned?
@ardenaudreyarji
@ardenaudreyarji 5 жыл бұрын
@@chrisscott7545 Jesus Christ was the previous ONE.
@SivanandRavi90
@SivanandRavi90 9 жыл бұрын
That subtle music and those captions made my day.. in fact they made all the days in my week
@LackeysLack
@LackeysLack 11 жыл бұрын
"Thus I redesigned it, based on your history, to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature." = "Thus I redesigned it, based on your history, to suit the kind of evil bastards you really are." That line, alone, makes this brilliant. Let alone the rest of it.
@PaulNat360
@PaulNat360 7 жыл бұрын
the architect - my current favorite matrix character
@Clenched.Cheeks
@Clenched.Cheeks 4 жыл бұрын
He’s finger lickin’ good.
@SandPenguinn
@SandPenguinn 9 жыл бұрын
"We wo--" For some reason that was absolutely hilarious to me. Great clip by the way.
@mr207
@mr207 9 ай бұрын
By the end I was saying to myself “Eh most of this isn’t really THAT funny” then that part happened and they won me back. I laughed out loud.
@SandPenguinn
@SandPenguinn 9 ай бұрын
@@mr207lol I’m glad I’m not totally alone in finding that humorous.
@KoeSeer
@KoeSeer 8 жыл бұрын
(Keanu Reeves in various emotions and facial expressions) >>> Actually that's the glitch. He was programmed to have no any emotion and flat expression.
@johnnyscotland1987
@johnnyscotland1987 8 жыл бұрын
He is shit isn't he lol
@TheSkully343
@TheSkully343 7 жыл бұрын
The Ted Theodore Logan program was a failure.
@BigBrainNicky
@BigBrainNicky 9 жыл бұрын
These subtitles are hilarious
@are_u_inspired_yet4663
@are_u_inspired_yet4663 8 жыл бұрын
nigga pleez
@dlp3rdlegend
@dlp3rdlegend 8 жыл бұрын
+are_u_inspired_yet? Lol
@luckyvet
@luckyvet 7 жыл бұрын
Intended for non-english speaking dial up modem users in third world shitholes.
@9PUA
@9PUA 7 жыл бұрын
BigBrainNicky you
@luckyvet
@luckyvet 7 жыл бұрын
The chinese background music is hilarious
@samuelbannister101
@samuelbannister101 7 жыл бұрын
I love that you even cut-off the "won't" subtitle at the end of the video. Great video! Great "simplification"
@StonyRC
@StonyRC 11 ай бұрын
I LOVE that someone put simplified sub-titles for the Millennial viewers that have trouble with language and reading!
@porkwoofles3909
@porkwoofles3909 7 жыл бұрын
1:44 I love just watching that bit over and over. Somewhere, there are all these hilarious recordings of Keanu just going off at a camera.
@stormcutter59
@stormcutter59 7 жыл бұрын
I don't understand what all these dislikes are for. Not only was this great to help people understand, it is also great entertainment too. Awesome video
@YourFather42494
@YourFather42494 6 жыл бұрын
This scene is serious but the violin makes it mkre joyful in 100%. Damn you OP. You made me crack up with the violin
@azza9943
@azza9943 3 жыл бұрын
The "Exactly numb nuts" bit cracks me up everytime 😂😂
@bluesuperman1
@bluesuperman1 8 жыл бұрын
love when neo threatens his ass at the end
@xSkitZx
@xSkitZx 8 жыл бұрын
+Brian DelGiudice But you don't see the futility and naivety in it? It is obvious how powerless Neo is here, he hasn't even scratched the surface and the architect willingly gives him all this information... what, because he's scared of Neo? He knows exactly what he will do. He knows Neo will never reach him again. The threat is empty and there is zero risk to the architect, and Neo still doesn't realise that.
@user-zl6ft1ks8r
@user-zl6ft1ks8r 8 жыл бұрын
+xSkitZx Revolutions show us how the Architect fails with the certainty of his prediction. Neo survives and thus might meet the Architect again. That's the tone from all movies. Neo seems powerless and has no idea what he could do at all levels of understanding he reaches. First he meets the agents, then the progams like Merovingian, Oracle and Architect, then he has to fight Smith(s). Neo believes, makes choices and he loves. And that makes him overcome seemingly unbreakable laws of this world.
@xSkitZx
@xSkitZx 8 жыл бұрын
+Момо Чихладзе Neo is under so much control it's hard to understand how you think otherwise. Everything is practically in the Architect's lap. He uses Neo to eliminate the smith virus and in doing so returns to the source to start the next iteration of the Matrix. That is all that essentially has to happen as far as the architect is concerned, and I think Neo finally realises that when he decides to travel to 01 in the 'real world' with Trinity. He realises his purpose, he knows they won't be allowed to leave. He goes to allow himself to be jacked in *at the source* so when he dies in the Matrix he goes straight there - resetting the matrix. All this equals one happy architect - another anomaly integrated into the code, the Matrix that much more perfect, the next 'One' that much less effective.
@appizano592
@appizano592 8 жыл бұрын
+xSkitZx only problem is we are not sure if neo is dead
@nkt1
@nkt1 4 жыл бұрын
Момо Чихладзе The architect allowed Neo to find him and, even then, it was preposterously difficult. I’m sure the Architect could prevent Neo from ever encountering him again.
@orim
@orim 7 жыл бұрын
thought this was gonna be a mockery, but it was a decent cliffnotes version for folks who couldnt follow the big words so fast. not bad
@johnnydarkfall26
@johnnydarkfall26 10 жыл бұрын
You are likely to fuck even the most basic shit up.. I literally died when I read that Lmfao
@elevate07
@elevate07 9 жыл бұрын
RIP johnnydarkfall26
@mreboric8406
@mreboric8406 7 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is the very end when not just the clip cuts short but the subs as well. Very enjoyable.
@jessee.4562
@jessee.4562 8 жыл бұрын
omg what is that awesome Chinese fiddle music? PLEASE I need more
@ptosis
@ptosis 8 жыл бұрын
+Jesse E. Chinese Classical Erhu
@kevincarlos973
@kevincarlos973 7 жыл бұрын
Rousseau loved spanking, you know?
@billboardbraggins1443
@billboardbraggins1443 6 жыл бұрын
Britta's lover care to elaborate please ?
@blankface_
@blankface_ 8 жыл бұрын
I use this to teach SAT vocab
@mj6258
@mj6258 4 жыл бұрын
"And i , am the Shit." - greatest translation ever.
@DrewPicklesTheDark
@DrewPicklesTheDark 4 жыл бұрын
The sequels get a lot of flak, but a scene like this shows they still had some of the philosophical aspects of the first. It was less apparent in the early 2000s, but has become abundantly apparent in the last 5-10 years now that more people are breaking "the system" (of which the Matrix in the movie represents). We are currently witnessing the "systemic anomalies" (i.e. rebelling, rejecting, general disorder) the architect talks about which is going to (as it's put here) fuck shit up. We can already see this, and we can see "the system" is frantically trying to react to it, as nobody is accepting whatever "new" (really re-skinned) system they pump out every few centuries to placate people this time around. They are just going to escalate the pressure until people either do, or it falls apart.
@Project2025WILLRUINYOURLIFE
@Project2025WILLRUINYOURLIFE 6 жыл бұрын
"We wo-" Your subtitles are hilarious.
@kxmode
@kxmode 7 жыл бұрын
Ergo. Vis-à-vis. Concordently!
@SmoothOthello
@SmoothOthello 7 жыл бұрын
Such witty subtitles I love it!
@xSkitZx
@xSkitZx 8 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is some people actually need this 'translation' and I'm serious. The sheer number of people saying this scene was hilarious because he just talks shit, or they ask if anyone 'worked out' what he was saying, is *extremely* worrying.
@MrBrandis21
@MrBrandis21 8 жыл бұрын
+xSkitZx Sad thing is some people actually don't understand that not everyone has english as their native language and can't see from other perspectives. Which oftanly results in a lower IQ. For example me, who don't understand every Word he is saying, so it's quite obvious that I'd want to understand some things a little better.
@xSkitZx
@xSkitZx 8 жыл бұрын
+MrBrandis21 I absolutely understand that point of view, it is clear you understand this is an intelligent conversation. You haven't made the presumption that they are not speaking real English. The people who I am talking about think this is a conversation using words incorrectly, or that it is some kind of code that should be 'worked out' to understand it.
@Arphemius
@Arphemius 8 жыл бұрын
+MrBrandis21 English is not my first language either, yet I understood everything perfectly the first time I watched this scene at 14 years old, about 4 years after my first actual lesson in english. I have heard myself that people native to english speaking countries didn't understand him - which I found quite odd, to be honest. Others seemed to criticise that he seems pretentious and the creators simply wanted to make the architect "sound smart". Given the context of the character, this was probably entirely their intention. I never quite understood the problem people had with it.
@MrBrandis21
@MrBrandis21 8 жыл бұрын
Arphemius "I found it quite odd" It was the creators intention to make many not understand this. Even native speaking people have hard time understanding it. You probably understood it since you studied english for 4 years and learnt many words that are not normally in use. The average human tends to use around 3000 words while there are more than 100 000 to be used, if you study words you will learn more than those native speaking who do not even study their own language. Anyways, it's not odd at all that some people can't understand this.
@D3Mp5
@D3Mp5 8 жыл бұрын
+xSkitZx not *speaking* real English. :P
@_festival
@_festival 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe everything tastes like chicken in The Matrix because the architect is Colonel Sanders.
@houseoflovable
@houseoflovable 9 жыл бұрын
architect= arch i tech the maker of the arc to bend reality with symbolism, light, and all things to keep you busy from what are we or where are we really- or (arch it ect.).
@someguy2842
@someguy2842 7 ай бұрын
Man. Re watching this scene as an adult made me kind of have some understanding of this scene which is my favourite.
@shibbsterx1
@shibbsterx1 8 жыл бұрын
Epic work on those subtitles hahaha
@thepoormanspoet3312
@thepoormanspoet3312 2 жыл бұрын
So Mr. Sunday Movies is doing the Matrix and it inevitably led me here. Concordantly, I saw this video. Effing hilarious...visa vie the ingenious captions. 👏👏👏
@HenryMusic255
@HenryMusic255 7 жыл бұрын
the subtitles though, lol
@lisamckenzie-garcia8568
@lisamckenzie-garcia8568 5 жыл бұрын
Trinity is the true creator she brought Neo into the understanding of the matrix so that he would become the new architect. This is all a test for Neo to see how well he can assimilate the program and then rewrite it to become something better. The architect will be neos new job in the matrix.
@raiden7358
@raiden7358 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that people find this scene confusing escapes me
@i_amshiki1075
@i_amshiki1075 7 жыл бұрын
he know he fckd up when Neo walked out and he was like "lol" he didn't see that coming
@streenghtto
@streenghtto 7 жыл бұрын
The Matrix architect = Sigmund Freud
@tallterrilaw8646
@tallterrilaw8646 7 жыл бұрын
this really is the perfect translation for people who don't understand this scene!
@only_one_chrisfantazzi
@only_one_chrisfantazzi 7 жыл бұрын
I love your subtitles
@jean-pierredevent970
@jean-pierredevent970 3 жыл бұрын
This is all almost like my job evaluation meeting but when I leave I don't threaten my boss.
@crusherdestroyer1564
@crusherdestroyer1564 9 жыл бұрын
Dude!!!!! The subtitle analysis was really good, and had me laughing my balls off!!!!!!
@Noemo2000
@Noemo2000 3 жыл бұрын
Those captions were great. This scene may not have been panned so much of they had added them to the theatrical release
@ghostdogblack4747
@ghostdogblack4747 7 жыл бұрын
Always watch this whenever I have trouble sleeping
@ConstantThrowing
@ConstantThrowing 9 жыл бұрын
Fucking subtitles, man. Oh my god. They're great.
@MariuszZaleski13
@MariuszZaleski13 8 жыл бұрын
Awesome subtitles.
@richk1306
@richk1306 2 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite Matrix "explained" type video. The captions are hilarious * No shit Sherlock" *rabble rabble rabble*
@christopherwatters3268
@christopherwatters3268 5 жыл бұрын
Just another typical Hollywood movie where the villain actually knew what he was talking about.
@mizkeen
@mizkeen 5 жыл бұрын
Nice work. The subtitles blend into the background
@loganlafoe7616
@loganlafoe7616 8 жыл бұрын
Wait, is this man god? Or just colonel sanders?
@loganlafoe7616
@loganlafoe7616 8 жыл бұрын
I don't even remember writing this.
@thecianinator
@thecianinator 4 жыл бұрын
That's the paradox he's explaining, he's both God AND Colonel Sanders.
@beebooboobop605
@beebooboobop605 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he is a program like the Oracle...I'm not sure if he's human. Cause that would mean he's ok with all humans being used as a battery. It doesn't make sense that he would create a illusion for humans to believe they are in control of their lives just to give power to alien machines. He is the source of the alien machines parasitically living off of human life force. I'm mean if he soon smart he could go somewhere else in the cosmos and find energy to keep the machines alive. He thinks humans are flawed when not completely subdued and that love is illogical. Which is what machines would think anyway.
@Imaginathor-1k0
@Imaginathor-1k0 3 жыл бұрын
Hes a robot
@ace_ofchaos9292
@ace_ofchaos9292 4 жыл бұрын
This actually makes he love the scene more.
@okwonkquest
@okwonkquest 4 жыл бұрын
Dude this is brilliant
@solidsnip3s390
@solidsnip3s390 7 жыл бұрын
dude i need this dope ass fiddle music! like the exact song!
@filippobruno8220
@filippobruno8220 7 жыл бұрын
"Old white motherfucker" was the original audio dubbing (to the spanish) for one of the neos.
@houseoflovable
@houseoflovable 9 жыл бұрын
the problem is in fact , CHOICE there is none in reality. :)
@ptosis
@ptosis 9 жыл бұрын
hub.me/a63En According to the author Patricia S. Churchlan in her book 'Touching a Nerve: The Self as Brain', "Philosophers who are inclined to favor of a nonphysical soul are apt to imagine that the soul acts for reasons, not caused by any reason." and that " The name contracausal reflects a philosophical theory that really free choices are not caused by anything physical." P. 179& 180
@joeygrotentraast2673
@joeygrotentraast2673 7 жыл бұрын
There is no way that we won't tell that stuff has already been done.
@galaxynoatakara
@galaxynoatakara 4 жыл бұрын
If I’m talking to him, I would say “Sir, You’re too complicated. please speak ENGLISH”
@MastaSmack
@MastaSmack 4 жыл бұрын
It is English, college level.
@miamirain
@miamirain 8 жыл бұрын
So if there has been 4 Neo prior to this one and according to the monitors they all look the same, how is it that when the agents first got to Neo they didn't know that he is the one?
@1945joshuaruiz
@1945joshuaruiz 8 жыл бұрын
The matrix restarts . So most likely everything else is updated . And I'm assuming the "one" doesn't look the same . Anyways , at the time being in the first film the agents had no idea how valuable he was so they only wanted him to get to Morpheus .
@saharadesert77
@saharadesert77 7 жыл бұрын
another one of my fav scene
@sadeaton
@sadeaton 3 жыл бұрын
This scene reminds me of my end of year tax meeting with the Architect but in my version of the Matrix he is an accountant.
@MrWorld-hc5rs
@MrWorld-hc5rs 4 жыл бұрын
I believe the Oracle is behind it all, from the beginning, and the architect is just playing his role.
@rajeshkoppa2367
@rajeshkoppa2367 5 жыл бұрын
Writer of matrix is an enlightened being.... Director is great... Rest all are the best....
@BlueLightningSky
@BlueLightningSky 5 жыл бұрын
"I used a thesaurus for every word"
@Bobatime69
@Bobatime69 5 жыл бұрын
"Nigga please" lmao
@lostdarkside
@lostdarkside 10 жыл бұрын
i love the music
@ductuslupus87
@ductuslupus87 10 жыл бұрын
The Matrix is awesome and I......am the shit
@targetx1733
@targetx1733 4 жыл бұрын
What's sounds in the background
@eastern3318
@eastern3318 6 жыл бұрын
The archie tech is the final ghate keeper
@TheLandOfTears
@TheLandOfTears 9 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it's a coincidence but I was just reading "studies in pessimism" by Schopenhauer, and the philosophy within that book is similar to what I am watching in this video. Was this movie inspired by Schopenhauer's philosophy?
@dyne666
@dyne666 8 жыл бұрын
+rusko dudesko I just read the cat in the hat. Was this movie inspired by that book?
@nuggetoftruth-ericking7489
@nuggetoftruth-ericking7489 2 жыл бұрын
This was cool.
@rodya255
@rodya255 7 жыл бұрын
PERFECT, thank you.
@qweasdzxcname
@qweasdzxcname 4 жыл бұрын
"nigga pleez" LOL how am i just now finding this video ?!?
@smokeone4093
@smokeone4093 6 жыл бұрын
what is that music?
@Aphelion819
@Aphelion819 6 жыл бұрын
"Other than that though, the Matrix is awesome, and I... am the shit." Fucking hell. If only the actual dialogue in this scene was like this. I would have been rolling even more than I am now.
@saagardidwani6830
@saagardidwani6830 2 жыл бұрын
Lovely flute 💕
@googlejse
@googlejse 4 жыл бұрын
my only answer to him woulve been "how endearing, as you would not fear me unless i could truly do you harm
@jimmydurham9318
@jimmydurham9318 Жыл бұрын
Best scene of the movies. Excellent dialogue
@christopherwatters3268
@christopherwatters3268 5 жыл бұрын
Last words before leaving: Neo: Sir, how the HELL do you know so much?!? Architect: I do--
@angelaaltintas863
@angelaaltintas863 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, now you are on the right track. Those depos were concealed, fact not fiction. It truly looks like both attorneys are involved.
@nuahs0shaun
@nuahs0shaun 2 жыл бұрын
Wait... The Architect: "I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of next, in which case this is the 6th version." But the Oracle stumbles upon the solution (which causes the anomaly) in the 2nd iteration, meaning the first version that had the "integral anomaly" that he's counting them by was actually the 3rd version not the 1st. Making this the 8th version, not the 6th. So when he resets the process at the end of this speech, the 9th version would begin.
@mdntctyvlcn
@mdntctyvlcn 2 жыл бұрын
One thread on the Internet said the first two versions of The Matrix - utopia and dystopia - were the alpha and beta tests, respectively. When the Oracle emerged, so did the first full version of The Matrix, each with its own Neo.
@grantajgaming5459
@grantajgaming5459 4 жыл бұрын
1:11 were those recordings of the other "ones"?
@shreddman8704
@shreddman8704 8 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this I feel smart.
@matteoz090
@matteoz090 2 жыл бұрын
i honestly don't know why that background music never made it in the theatrical version!
@cheothegeo2742
@cheothegeo2742 4 жыл бұрын
KERPLAHHH!!!! I lost my shit with that lmaoo
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