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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

Күн бұрын

Tim is skeptical about Finland being the happiest country on earth given their artistic contributions. He tries to get tickets to Hunter Biden’s latest high profile art show and wants everyone rein it in.
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@morganociardha1016
@morganociardha1016 Жыл бұрын
Ever since I started listening to Tim, I've lost 30 Ibs of pre-cocaine weight. Thank you Tim.
@jjms7167
@jjms7167 Жыл бұрын
sounds like an injury. Sue Tim with his promo code?
@lilbov8524
@lilbov8524 Жыл бұрын
keep going bro need to follow in your footsteps
@travisfreeman2793
@travisfreeman2793 Жыл бұрын
@@jjms7167 ww
@kingjames7904
@kingjames7904 Жыл бұрын
Ive sold 30lbs of cocaine
@lHomelanderI
@lHomelanderI Жыл бұрын
Keep following your dreams
@sterfry315
@sterfry315 Жыл бұрын
Best thing to ever pop up while I’m sleep deprived
@almo33YO
@almo33YO Жыл бұрын
FRFR
@Walleyedskink8
@Walleyedskink8 Жыл бұрын
Same here 😂
@bcb5696
@bcb5696 Жыл бұрын
Literally just got the notification while in bed bored looking for vids to watch
@AllySimply
@AllySimply Жыл бұрын
Sameeeeeee
@anarmyoftigers
@anarmyoftigers Жыл бұрын
Let’s Gooooo!!!
@tech1238
@tech1238 Жыл бұрын
That Keeps segment was life changing
@miroirs-jumeaux
@miroirs-jumeaux Жыл бұрын
41:20
@TheHalo14aus
@TheHalo14aus Жыл бұрын
One of the greatest ad reads of all time
@yakivpopavich
@yakivpopavich Жыл бұрын
3:50 AM on a Monday morning, a stoned insomniac just enjoying Tim.
@stephenrodgers9698
@stephenrodgers9698 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not alone 🙏 have a blessed evening brother
@darkonation
@darkonation Жыл бұрын
😂 I'm with ya
@paaulistta
@paaulistta Жыл бұрын
Just finished rolling mine
@imnotbenavery9220
@imnotbenavery9220 Жыл бұрын
Grabbing two more uncrustables
@jasonyount6036
@jasonyount6036 Жыл бұрын
My people 😂
@snoogcity
@snoogcity Жыл бұрын
KEEPS needs to give Tim Dillon a raise .
@trentonwiges7795
@trentonwiges7795 Жыл бұрын
Bro I was so invested into that read
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын
i agree! precisely true dude
@vaughncollins1386
@vaughncollins1386 Жыл бұрын
Yeah maybe I was high but I feel like that was the most intense ad read he’s done it was sweet so glad I didn’t skip it
@TRLgoodvibesdotcom
@TRLgoodvibesdotcom Жыл бұрын
For Biancas sake
@DougGunty
@DougGunty Жыл бұрын
Can you get a grammy for a ad read ? That was true poetry. Also that insight into male - female relationships is why people question his G card lol
@ETAisNOW
@ETAisNOW Жыл бұрын
Listening to this at 4am getting my jogging in, passerbys probably think I’m listening to something motivating but it’s Tim Dillion
@jawlinejawlinejawline
@jawlinejawlinejawline Жыл бұрын
Tim is enough motivation
@Lishkabro
@Lishkabro Жыл бұрын
When two joggers cross each other listening to Tim a singularity is born and all that we know will cease to exist. Please be careful.
@B.C.101
@B.C.101 Жыл бұрын
Are you trying to say Tim Dillon isn't motivational? How dare you. Tim Dillon gave me the inspiration to start selling sub prime mortgages in the tri state area, do Percocet, and have serious lunches.
@thomasnohejl8196
@thomasnohejl8196 Жыл бұрын
Looking at Tim mtoivates me to stay in good physical shape too.
@Brad-cb5sy
@Brad-cb5sy Жыл бұрын
Try being at the gym people be like why he keep laughing mid lift
@ethanwetzel7
@ethanwetzel7 Жыл бұрын
The keeps ad story was an absolute gem 😂
@miroirs-jumeaux
@miroirs-jumeaux Жыл бұрын
41:22 yes…
@MonsterMogster
@MonsterMogster Жыл бұрын
They made a joke about Finland on a Danish TV show a few years ago, and it was brilliant. Apparently before Finland was the happiest country in the world they had the highest rate of suicide in the world. So the bit was that all the unhappy people in Finland had killed themself.
@Emidretrauqe
@Emidretrauqe Жыл бұрын
Nature finds a way.
@runswithraptors
@runswithraptors 5 ай бұрын
Oh boy sounds like the USA is right on track for a rebound then
@robbieceez7052
@robbieceez7052 Жыл бұрын
going to tim dillons house, and he points to a painting and says "this is an original hunter biden" is the best comedy bit ive ever heard in my 30 year old life
@plnkfloydian7814
@plnkfloydian7814 Жыл бұрын
Cringe
@LordTempist
@LordTempist Жыл бұрын
But wait, there's more:)
@stimp1660
@stimp1660 Жыл бұрын
Comedy bit or possible real life situation
@brandonerick
@brandonerick Жыл бұрын
HEY HEY HEY, we don’t talk about Hunter around here, got it?! It’s a non-issue as far as I’m concerned.
@4doorsmoorhoors542
@4doorsmoorhoors542 Жыл бұрын
​@@brandonerick we? There is no we in your statement.
@tlc12070
@tlc12070 Жыл бұрын
Tim needs his own sunglasses brand
@Penellabella
@Penellabella Жыл бұрын
Good idea, but you likely would not be able to afford them if he did.
@KKevinnnn
@KKevinnnn Жыл бұрын
sunglasses need Tim to promote their brand
@Penellabella
@Penellabella Жыл бұрын
@@KKevinnnn the brands he wears do not pay for promotion.
@KKevinnnn
@KKevinnnn Жыл бұрын
@@Penellabella right over your head
@RD-qb7sd
@RD-qb7sd Жыл бұрын
Tim really understands the root of Finnish happiness. That fish and potato vs fame comparison really clicked with me.
@thetavibes9021
@thetavibes9021 Жыл бұрын
I want to live and die in Scandinavia...
@AlCapwn369
@AlCapwn369 Жыл бұрын
A little fish, little potato
@peterkovach8655
@peterkovach8655 Жыл бұрын
"art for art's sake" resonated with me. Rare to see that in the States.
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын
bingo! without a doubt correct
@rachelengstrom9120
@rachelengstrom9120 Жыл бұрын
Adjust your expectations.
@hitmarkler
@hitmarkler Жыл бұрын
Greetings from Finland! You are one of the main sources where i get my weekly dose of happiness 😄
@JacksVideoEmporium
@JacksVideoEmporium Жыл бұрын
I’m a Brit living in Finland and Tim has nailed his take on Finland and Fins. ‘The happiest nation’ is not the correct terminology. But it’s definitely comfortable and calming here. Also we sauna most days
@jlshel42
@jlshel42 Жыл бұрын
Say hello to the blonde boys in the sauna for us
@terryhollen8235
@terryhollen8235 Жыл бұрын
What minority population does Finland have?
@drgonzo1971
@drgonzo1971 Жыл бұрын
@@terryhollen8235 Sami and some Muslims
@elemenz888
@elemenz888 Жыл бұрын
then you finish the day with some sausage a beer and a nice little suicide.
@user-mq1up2fw4r
@user-mq1up2fw4r Жыл бұрын
​​@@drgonzo1971 what the hell is a Sami.?
@gavintfrye
@gavintfrye Жыл бұрын
It’s 3:30 in the morning and I’m at work and was literally just thinking.. “wow dude, your life sucks. There’s nothing worth living for” then this podcast showed up on KZfaq. You saved my life. I’m alive: fin.
@sergioescarfuller8941
@sergioescarfuller8941 Жыл бұрын
Oh bro ik how clutch that feels
@drewk7877
@drewk7877 Жыл бұрын
Hit the archives
@Fabian080690
@Fabian080690 Жыл бұрын
Tim appreciating art is like when Jack Nicholson's joker breaks into Gotham's modern art museum in Tim Burton first Batman lol
@QEsposito510
@QEsposito510 Жыл бұрын
What I wouldn’t give to see Tim jog around the Guggenheim to Prince’s “Partyman” and review/vandalize art.
@ireallylikeasoiaf4946
@ireallylikeasoiaf4946 Жыл бұрын
@@QEsposito510 we need that guy to do a deepfake with Tim as joker and Theo and Shane and company as the henchman
@thehorse6770
@thehorse6770 Жыл бұрын
As a Finn, I must salute Tim Dillon's take on our nation. Very true about the trees. Also, Tim is America in a fatshell as usual. Have a great week! Regards, Horse
@badabing2302
@badabing2302 Жыл бұрын
Should of had a “ I wish u well “ in that comment.
@andrewwhite9739
@andrewwhite9739 Жыл бұрын
Tim explains things well. Long Island people are really funny. They're ball busters. Its fun to see.
@keithriggle3192
@keithriggle3192 Жыл бұрын
I wish you well
@BlekJamal
@BlekJamal Жыл бұрын
@@badabing2302 its a real knife fight out there , I wish him well... truly.
@wat4036
@wat4036 Жыл бұрын
Thing is a lot of people actually enjoy nature in the US where I live.
@jackwebb3757
@jackwebb3757 Жыл бұрын
I'm officially a lost soul. I'm at my happiest when there is a new ep.
@feanor7080
@feanor7080 Жыл бұрын
Rock bottom is great isn’t it
@jeffreyscroggs3878
@jeffreyscroggs3878 Жыл бұрын
@@feanor7080 ...^..." YES or yes" !?!
@SamAdams73
@SamAdams73 Жыл бұрын
Surprised he didn’t mention “happy” Finland being part of an ad campaign for it’s NATO membership
@TheJoshestWhite
@TheJoshestWhite Жыл бұрын
It was meant to go without saying
@pearz420
@pearz420 Жыл бұрын
Finland embraces the Insect Hegemon. Don't you want to be happy like Finland?
@KristopherBaker
@KristopherBaker Жыл бұрын
for the last 6 years?
@Markkah
@Markkah Жыл бұрын
Dillon fan here from Finland, born and bred here. It's a country, where suicide is high, the welfare system is run on endless debt increasing every year, people are on anti-depressants, darkness lasting almost the whole year, big number of alcoholics, the only nordic country, which never recovered from the 2008 economy collapse, soon we are gonna to war with Russia for your american miitary complex and hegemony and suffer the faith of the Ukraine as well, but yeah happiest people for sure. -love and greetings from Finland
@markfrenzel4718
@markfrenzel4718 Жыл бұрын
The Keeps Ad was a freakin masterpiece. They should pay double for that read. 😂
@2010kgurl
@2010kgurl Жыл бұрын
The Fins are depressed as fuck. I lived there. The only reason they score high on these quizzes is because they are drunk.
@veggiequeen2738
@veggiequeen2738 Жыл бұрын
😂 I hope that’s true?!
@CGJ703
@CGJ703 Жыл бұрын
How come when they’re drunk they’re happy but in the US you blow your head off or drive into on coming traffic when you get a buzz?
@chuckn4851
@chuckn4851 Жыл бұрын
@@CGJ703 🤓🤓🤓🤓
@KidBaklava504
@KidBaklava504 Жыл бұрын
Twinkle Toes Tim keeping us on our toes with these random releases.
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 Жыл бұрын
Are you saying he's light in the loafers?
@unofficialAJP
@unofficialAJP Жыл бұрын
Ah perfect timing! Day four of my speedball binge, and I can listen to something other than the shadows on my drive to work. Thanks Tim!
@LRGDuran
@LRGDuran 2 ай бұрын
Nice Im on day 3 on a cocaine binge. All I can do is listen to my heart and Tim.
@Hungryhipoe
@Hungryhipoe Жыл бұрын
Tim’s ad reads are really a good reflection of the times we’re living in 😂
@xXxGrEeN_BaStArDxXx
@xXxGrEeN_BaStArDxXx Жыл бұрын
Very true about boomer parents. I got shot when I was 10 and ran into my parents’ house. My mom screamed at me “You’re bleeding on the carpet go outside!”
@jumbolumps666
@jumbolumps666 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, man. I don't even know you and I know you're more important than the carpet
@sunnsnowmussoorie3557
@sunnsnowmussoorie3557 Жыл бұрын
Blood is very hard to get out of carpets. Bleeding on carpets is generally frowned upon.
@michaelsillusion
@michaelsillusion Жыл бұрын
This is what being an American means to me.
@TheJoshestWhite
@TheJoshestWhite Жыл бұрын
So then she shot you again?
@anelisa4
@anelisa4 Жыл бұрын
​😂 Being an American to me!...
@noblepolygon8694
@noblepolygon8694 Жыл бұрын
I left America in 2016 exactly for this. I live in Italy in a nice 3-bedroom condo that I own in a nice safe city. My wife and I work at home, walk together, and see our kids daily. What more do you need?
@Andres-yu4uf
@Andres-yu4uf Жыл бұрын
"I´m going to say it: We shouldn't hit women" Tim used all his strength to pronounce those words
@cockbitter_925
@cockbitter_925 Жыл бұрын
Its the K
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын
for real dude. entirely right
@grocerybaggy
@grocerybaggy Жыл бұрын
He winked in sarcasm when he said that, you just can't tell because of the sunglasses
@reidsimonson
@reidsimonson Жыл бұрын
Bill Burr has a good bit on this.
@GeekyFast
@GeekyFast Жыл бұрын
I mean we let them speak AND vote. Isn't that enough already?
@leol4863
@leol4863 Жыл бұрын
Keeps read was an absolute roller coaster
@somethingfishy1802
@somethingfishy1802 Жыл бұрын
On my devastating days on work I put this on at 5am to prepare my high level day with the lowest of the low, cheers
@guitarware
@guitarware Жыл бұрын
The band HIM is Finlands greatest contribution culturally on the world 😂
@thegnosticalien
@thegnosticalien Жыл бұрын
Seeing the colorful reflection briefly when the light hits those shades just right… thats happiness to me
@cecilyerker
@cecilyerker Жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah
@allyjay7395
@allyjay7395 Жыл бұрын
Gay
@flusterzero
@flusterzero Жыл бұрын
Tim, Months ago on your Podcast. You were saying people in small towns that the only thing they could dream about is winning money at the casino. With myself having no aspirations at the time I'd decided to pursue this. I'm proud to announce I've made enough money to buy a 3060 ti graphics card and now generate sexy gay joe biden AI art. Thanks Tim!
@pault6347
@pault6347 Жыл бұрын
Go big or go home lol 💪💥💥 YAAASSSS QUEEN
@mediocreape
@mediocreape Жыл бұрын
this epissode was actually good. holy shit tim is back.
@youlig1
@youlig1 Жыл бұрын
Tim was never gone xD
@josef2012
@josef2012 Жыл бұрын
"Won't someone think of the children?!?"- Concerned Mom Timmy is a real vibe 🌈
@erichazell6876
@erichazell6876 Жыл бұрын
You're a national treasure Mr. Dillon
@Michellehas2ls
@Michellehas2ls Жыл бұрын
❤ The little house with the little fish and little potatoes… should be a Finnish children’s book! Am 1/2 Finn and nature is absolutely my entertainment - I walk to the river daily and feed the chickadees from my hand. TIL it’s in my blood.
@ChrisDragotta
@ChrisDragotta Жыл бұрын
What is TIL?
@mikedonavan
@mikedonavan Жыл бұрын
they have a 5 miullion population....the us prison populaition is probly bigger than that
@pineapplesalad6494
@pineapplesalad6494 Жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDragotta You put it on little potato in Finland when you eat it with little fish.
@zacharylester667
@zacharylester667 Жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDragotta today i learned
@jeffreyscroggs3878
@jeffreyscroggs3878 Жыл бұрын
@@ChrisDragotta..like......"Float me $20 TIL' I get Paid" ... eh'.?.
@jillatilano8943
@jillatilano8943 Жыл бұрын
I love you, Tim Dillon. You are so unique...perhaps one of the greats? I have two weeks clean. Your open struggle with sobriety, smoking, all that...helps others more than you know
@LoyalOpposition
@LoyalOpposition Жыл бұрын
Congratulations!
@barnumcapote8215
@barnumcapote8215 Жыл бұрын
Keep going 🎉
@huginnandmuninn4865
@huginnandmuninn4865 Жыл бұрын
Nothing better than a coffee and some Tim Dillon in the morning
@boogrlovr
@boogrlovr Жыл бұрын
tim's ad reads are the most entertaining of any podcast i watch. makes me actually want to listen to the ads, lol
@D6LL6S
@D6LL6S Жыл бұрын
High af making bagels looking for something to watch.. New Timmy d epi at 3:40 am yessirrrr
@jawlinejawlinejawline
@jawlinejawlinejawline Жыл бұрын
Yessirskiii
@4doorsmoorhoors542
@4doorsmoorhoors542 Жыл бұрын
In the countries that are voted the happiest, its considered weird to smile at strangers becasue you dont want them to think they know you when they dont. They will also wait to leave their house if their neighbor is outside so they dont have to interact. If thats happiness, keep it.
@dr.spacekitten1079
@dr.spacekitten1079 Жыл бұрын
Sounds lovely
@Emidretrauqe
@Emidretrauqe Жыл бұрын
@@dr.spacekitten1079 I'm an American and I thought we already did that here
@5phany5
@5phany5 5 ай бұрын
Usually big cities do that and some suburbs.​@Emidretrauqe
@FunnyDougy
@FunnyDougy Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine the nightmare of "working together on a nice piece of art" with Tim? I am imagining it, and I want to see videos of it.
@curlyshezz1
@curlyshezz1 Жыл бұрын
Oh shit, I sent him a DM already...just thinking about the reality of this. Hellscape😂
@GibberishPoetry
@GibberishPoetry Жыл бұрын
"THIS IS GOOD! It's better than that b*tch in Finland!" I AM DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@elzorab85
@elzorab85 Жыл бұрын
Andrew is in home arrest so maybe we can have him on the next show :)
@elmosbigtoe8457
@elmosbigtoe8457 Жыл бұрын
I was listening to this at work on Spotify, and without watching the video, I already knew he had the glasses on 🤣🤣. He’s ruthless when he has the glasses on 😂
@runaway_slav
@runaway_slav Жыл бұрын
Love the glasses, may the blessing of seeing one’s own impoverished reflection be bestowed upon us heathens.
@AlCapwn369
@AlCapwn369 Жыл бұрын
Listening to this at the airport, laughing out loud like a maniac at Tim saying "Sue!"
@reneeimage3879
@reneeimage3879 Жыл бұрын
Perfect timing for some of us over in east coast Tim ! Some of us don’t go by our circadian rhythm ! 😹
@QEsposito510
@QEsposito510 Жыл бұрын
Don’t ever let your circadian rhythm push you around, YOU are the boss!!
@molly4539
@molly4539 Жыл бұрын
Nothing like a hot cup of coffee and Tim rants in the morning. Happy Monday! ❤
@ryanl3812
@ryanl3812 Жыл бұрын
Damn that Keeps ad read is a certified hood classic
@No5elfCTRL
@No5elfCTRL Жыл бұрын
It's 3am and I'm bottle feeding my newborn child to Timmy D. He's really giving me things to think about. Do I want to force my child to be a TikTok star? Or do I want my child to be happy and make him be raised by wolves
@kevinblue1976
@kevinblue1976 Жыл бұрын
The keeps ad is just what I needed to get through this Monday
@poweramulets1725
@poweramulets1725 Жыл бұрын
Tim wears a dominant east-coast 8th grader back-to-school style.
@Sabodable
@Sabodable Жыл бұрын
He looks like the 38 year old real life version of the kid from Recess.
@TheRubberStudiosASMR
@TheRubberStudiosASMR Жыл бұрын
I had an absolutely horrible morning. Thank Christ this was uploaded ❤
@galloburrito4252
@galloburrito4252 Жыл бұрын
Hope things get better. ❤
@TheRubberStudiosASMR
@TheRubberStudiosASMR Жыл бұрын
@@galloburrito4252 Thanks mate. Maybe I should move to Finland lol
@jrad724
@jrad724 Жыл бұрын
You can get a cardboard box and keep voting dem and you don't even have to go to Finland 😂
@tigereye8593
@tigereye8593 Жыл бұрын
I get excited when Tim uploads but I get depressed when he begins talking about the miserable world we live in. lol
@garyny4073
@garyny4073 Жыл бұрын
Rubber - what goes on in the rubber studios 😊😊
@camromo7335
@camromo7335 Жыл бұрын
Just parked my estate to catch up with Timmy, nice to see your farther from the edge
@curiouscroissant5202
@curiouscroissant5202 Жыл бұрын
Hunter’s paintings are part of a “Da Vinci Code” style mystery. I’d say go all in Tim, we need you to crack Da code.
@captainkatz1775
@captainkatz1775 Жыл бұрын
Since I've started watching the Tim Dillion, I picked ciggys back up and have abandoned my family for a new and better life.
@joelaraujo1720
@joelaraujo1720 Жыл бұрын
I fucken love this guy! He is not only a gentle man or a scholar .. but an artist and a very interesting and intelligent human being who says it as it is a true national treasure and the funniest person in podcasts in my humble opinion.
@garnitan2706
@garnitan2706 Жыл бұрын
"He's a 19 year old. It was a routine heart attack." 🤣🤣🤣
@roberthuber2770
@roberthuber2770 Жыл бұрын
The man is like an angel for degenerates spiraling into madness
@brookrussell8495
@brookrussell8495 Жыл бұрын
I’m obsessed with you. Your commentary is spot on and so rational and common sense based. Always appreciate your takes.
@theforward783
@theforward783 Жыл бұрын
We should go see him live
@chasethreshing
@chasethreshing Жыл бұрын
"People don't have the time to hate as much as they would like" The Bread and Circus is unbelievably important.
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr Жыл бұрын
That 9 minute ad read for Keeps was one of the best things I've heard in a while from Tim. So vivid.
@atrailerinthewoods
@atrailerinthewoods Жыл бұрын
The reflection in Tim's shades is worth a thousand dollars
@pesh909
@pesh909 Жыл бұрын
I’m Greek and was born with a nice sized hooked nose. A real pearler! Saved up for a nose job thinking it would be the answer to all my anxiety and confidence issues. It wasn’t. Ive got a great nose now, but I felt exactly the same after. I Embraced philosophy and stoicism, and passed the anxiety applying these doctrines. Dunno how much that applies to some trans issues. But I’m sure it’s at least parallel in a-lot of cases. Good EP, Tim. Love from Aus-jail-ya x
@funkyturboman
@funkyturboman Жыл бұрын
Now imagine the people around you think that your acceptance of your nose is polluting children's minds. Seeing as it is wholly unnatural. The parallel would be only a little less silly.
@martymcfly88mph35
@martymcfly88mph35 Жыл бұрын
​@@funkyturboman don't diddle kids. It's all we ask.
@Cockmonging
@Cockmonging Жыл бұрын
@@funkyturboman ironically accepting the nose IS the root cause of society (and children by extent) being polluted yes.
@MrJohnner33
@MrJohnner33 Жыл бұрын
I search KZfaq all night for my crack fix and I stumble upon this bad boy. Noise mate. A bloody legend.
@ireallylikeasoiaf4946
@ireallylikeasoiaf4946 Жыл бұрын
Sitting in the bath, just took three percadoodle do’s, listening to Tim.. life in the big city.
@Adinovasi
@Adinovasi Жыл бұрын
It's Monday in India and its great to start your week with Tim while extracting DMT😂
@ivanamicimici
@ivanamicimici Жыл бұрын
Damn,where you at b? We need you out here!
@tech1238
@tech1238 Жыл бұрын
Will you be our friend? 😅
@kurtsteven6228
@kurtsteven6228 Жыл бұрын
That’s going on in India ?? Making Percs and lean used to be the goldmine
@Adinovasi
@Adinovasi Жыл бұрын
​@@kurtsteven6228no Benzo dude...
@garymericano
@garymericano Жыл бұрын
@@dhaltonmiller1215 normally I'd say start by boiling 250 grams finely ground Mimosa Hostilis Root Bark in purified water brought to -14ph using sodium chloride then cool and add n-hexane, chloroform, ether, hydrochloric acid, ammonium hydroxide, and anhydrous alcohol 100ml each into a mason jar with a glass lid and strap that to an orbital sander clamped down in a vice in order to shake the hell out of it for about 6 hours and then strain off and evaporate all of the organic solvents, but in India I think the first step has something to do with pooing in the lou….
@lilbroomstick7914
@lilbroomstick7914 Жыл бұрын
The Tim Dillon show featuring John Pork and they discuss Long Island eats the whole hour. I would say I'm suprised, but i'm not. Truly.
@randymccoy2527
@randymccoy2527 Жыл бұрын
Waking up at 4:00 to work in this snowy hell, listening to this driving today. It's a great morning
@MissWeezeyUSA
@MissWeezeyUSA Жыл бұрын
“A 1920’s style tap 👋 … just a light one!” 😂😂😂
@mr.cantsay
@mr.cantsay Жыл бұрын
Tim's just out here trying to help his schizophrenic audience relapse.
@suhkmadiq2992
@suhkmadiq2992 Жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the best thing since Sun-Prime mortgages
@Aleph-Zero
@Aleph-Zero Жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the best motivational self-help episode of all time.
@bernadettefaure561
@bernadettefaure561 Жыл бұрын
Tim, you're the only thing that gets me up and doing chores. Glasses forever
@keenanlarsen1639
@keenanlarsen1639 Жыл бұрын
I was kinda hoping that Hunter himself would have answered their phone call to the gallery
@BootsieTheGreek
@BootsieTheGreek Жыл бұрын
Finlands population has less than 1% black population 🤣🤣🤣🤣 maybe this explains the crime
@crochetbitznknits2066
@crochetbitznknits2066 Жыл бұрын
Just what i needed this monday morning😂 , cant wait to see you in new burnswick on the 15th!
@hwholmes9683
@hwholmes9683 Жыл бұрын
One thing I really appreciate from the Tim Dillon show is that his ad reads are funny, probably the funniest ad reads in the whole podcast scene. A close second is Yannis.
@narongroad7916
@narongroad7916 Жыл бұрын
41:45 If this story was ad-libed Tim is a genius
@TJ-wn7kc
@TJ-wn7kc Жыл бұрын
First time listening apparently.
@narongroad7916
@narongroad7916 Жыл бұрын
@@TJ-wn7kc I gotta thank your mom for the recommendation.
@markroden9968
@markroden9968 Жыл бұрын
The Keeps ad on this episode was a work of art 😂😂😂
@Andres-yu4uf
@Andres-yu4uf 3 ай бұрын
The little house, with little fish, and little potatoes in the middle of beautiful Finland sounds pretty close to paradise tbh
@BZ-db1ro
@BZ-db1ro Жыл бұрын
No lie, the story for the KEEPS ad placement was top knotch 🎉😂
@AJValentine-uc3pi
@AJValentine-uc3pi Жыл бұрын
This an excellent distraction from my sleepless manic episode.
@my_youtube_channel7892
@my_youtube_channel7892 Жыл бұрын
Finland is the dorky, conservative oldest brother, Norway is the edgy middle brother, Sweden is the free spirit, and Denmark is the youngest little brother everyone likes.
@Cockmonging
@Cockmonging Жыл бұрын
Sweden is the town bike with a third world fetish
@20th_century_specter
@20th_century_specter Жыл бұрын
That Keeps promotion you read is By Far the Greatest ad promotion I've ever heard.
@fckem1000
@fckem1000 14 күн бұрын
I love the commitment to the Keeps ad - above and beyond.
@aleslie300
@aleslie300 Жыл бұрын
God damn we need a movie out of the keeps story
@mediocreape
@mediocreape Жыл бұрын
holy shit tim is on fire!! that keeps ad is the best ad on the planet. no contest.
@reasonablyserious
@reasonablyserious Жыл бұрын
This episode's keeps ad was a heartwarming story❤
@jackmacleod9661
@jackmacleod9661 Жыл бұрын
The Keeps ad read was Sheath Underwear level of unhinged. Loved it.
@Tom-qp6oh
@Tom-qp6oh Жыл бұрын
Get Colion Noir to come on. I think he's a better bet than David Hogg!
@baroqueasb6097
@baroqueasb6097 Жыл бұрын
You don’t ever have to apologize to us little people
@kalidescopekids
@kalidescopekids Жыл бұрын
You hit 100 great pts this episode. Also, Ive seen tons of kids,hurt and killed by the parents living vicariously through the kids.
@alexgladwin6211
@alexgladwin6211 Жыл бұрын
that was the best advert ever...keeps cheers timmy
@Rick-bc8lt
@Rick-bc8lt Жыл бұрын
I’m 22 now, but in my junior year of high school, we had a Finnish foreign exchange student. She was absolutely beautiful and what was crazy was, she spoke seven languages. She was redheaded and had a great rack, also had a beautiful figure. She was fluent in seven languages played the harp and gave our class a presentation on what finland was all about. It was great, It’s a damn shame I had a girlfriend at the time
@zachdirects
@zachdirects Жыл бұрын
You gotta practice in a very important cultural aspect of Finland called open relationships.
@Ally.Cat.252
@Ally.Cat.252 Жыл бұрын
“What is this?!! What am I even looking at?! What is this??!! Actually I kinda like that” lol
@AncientMarinerNY
@AncientMarinerNY Жыл бұрын
Happiness is seeing your ATF BB and then getting Tim Dillon recommended on your drive back home.
@David-ro6te
@David-ro6te Жыл бұрын
The fact he makes an ad for Keeps interesting and funny, shows how different this man is
@grizzlywidow
@grizzlywidow Жыл бұрын
God is good.
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