I feel like it'll take another 5 years for it all to really come to fruition but it is exciting.

Dark eldar are some of my favorites, but honestly, the eldar in general are a dying/dead race. they're about as relevant as some random tribe deep in the jungle. they're just there. you know they're there, but they amount to nothing. I would love to see the eldar come back but its not really possible. I fully expect they'll continue to fade away, much to my unhappiness.

@@anenfairy4996 Ynead is a real hope for them, because if Slaanesh is gone, it will SEVERELY weaken the forces of chaos, and most importantly, the eldars won’t have to worry neary as much about protecting their souls from she who thirsts. Also, Ynead as a god would protect them, ensuring their survival at the very least

@@anenfairy4996 Did you not pay attention to the new plot they just introduced that sets out a clear path for the eldar to become the strongest faction almost immediately? They probably have the easiest/most achievable win condition of all factions right now, save maybe the necrons.

@@SpaghettiToaster no i didnt i have been unhappy for a long time please link it? I am actually pretty excited right now

No.

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@In the halls of madness, dwells a mad philosopher. Hello again

@Landon Taylor This is true.

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I think they are going to get a little nervous, I bet the Emperor is gonna smack the shit out of a few of them for the needless slaughter of loyal servants for basically...They looked at us funny. I can't stand Custodes so up front I admit I am biased.

@@TheOldOwl8 The Emperor isn’t depicted as really caring about his loyal servants. If anything, he’d probably agree with them murdering for the sake of caution. Very similar to how he ran things when he was around.

Custodies: AWAKEN MY MASTER AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loves humanity but doesn't necessarily love humans individually, I've heard that somewhere before

Is it bad that "Ogre awaken" (by stringstorm) immediately started playing in my mind when I read the "AYAYAYAYA"?

Rogal & Magnus: no time to explain brother. Hop on the cruiser we need to pick up Vulkan and Corvus

Kitten: “You get used to it.”

İ want to see this in TTS

Gulliman: "Who let this Boy into the throne room?"

@@Anonarchist The Boy I am the Imperial Messenger bow before me in a very adorable way

Nah Brother. It will be an empty bottle. with a worn torn label. The only legible letters would be Nyquil.

@@tor-arnemathiassen9278 or Phenergan

@@FrogDriedPills LMAO.. May as well take sugar pills.. :D

@holysoks1 I know that. I used it for sleep issues myself. Didn't work to well on me. Hence sugar pill comment. I actually know what I'm talking about.

oh hell nah emerpor took 40 benadryls

How could he even be dead? Wouldn't the astronomicon go out if he was really dead?

@@leonsteinbauer2770 alot of people think that the belief of him still doing it will keep it driving onwards via the warp and such. but i dont think he is dead, if he was the demon tide would of easily ripped into the palace and terra would be long lost, because no belief can out match the chaos gods strength

The Emperor, dead? BLASPHEMY!!!

I call your hertic and raise you a GENE STEALER CULT!

Like that song by Within Temptation: I'M DEAD TO THE WORLD!

Can’t wait to see the captain general :D

But why was Guilliman's life support system not disconnected?

@@ahmataevo You fool, it already has been. How do you think he awakened?

Yes, just yes

Can't wait for Kitten to come next

"I have so many things to complain about."

Big E: Yey.

"Ahhh after 10000 years im finally free!"- Rita repulsa - teom

I love how a third of the comment section is about tts device xD

@@anthonylamonica8301 "Heeeall - at's abuh-t taime"

Pretty sure he bought it at the same place the Lion got his....

@@barlotardy the lion needs therapy more than he needs an alarm clock

@@deathbytouch4252 THEROPIST: now lion why o you wish to slap your brother Bobby G?

or Girlyman threw a tantrum...

Kitten hasn't been able to maintain the Golden Alarm Clock, being on Mars and all.

Which novel?

Apparently, according to alpharius’ primarch book, alpharius has actually been Omegon the entire time. Rho did a vid about it not too long ago

@@ethanbrown6429 i know, I just didn't want to spoil it and further confuse people aswell

@@zollen123 its not in a novel, its just a theory I have and I'm hoping to be true, as it would be great for Omegon's character and would also fit the alpha legion perfectly.

It would be nice if this were the case. It would surprise the meme lords that are the Alpha Legion and maybe due up Gil getting to meet a brother her didn't know he had.

It's only 1k per day

@@beardfistthegoldenone7273 Was it? I thought it was 10. Oh well if you say so. The Lexicanum says thousand(s) a day. Not that it matters, it's a lot.

@@beardfistthegoldenone7273 Only ?

@THE EMPEROR Dayum

@THE EMPEROR The number may actually be even _higher_ than that since I did remember reading/hearing a couple times about the daily number increasing to *4,000* psykers a day. So like depending on when the amount needed to be sacrificed started increasing and at what rate it did so (continuously in a smooth curve, in steps like stairs, or some combination of both?). Now, I'll admit that I'm just going to pull a number from my butt here but in theory though it's possible that upwards of 10,000,0000,000 or more psykers being sacrificed by this point in time. Likely not the case, but it's certinaly not outside the relams of possibly (or at least being close) given that we don't really have a soild timeline about when the needed daily sacrifice of psykers started inceasing. Of course I am unsure if these daily sacrifices mentioned in the lore actually accounts for those in the Chamber of the Astronomican (the 10,000 psykers known as the Chosen). I've read that if a psyker can achive this a of mystic state then they becone of the Chosen and afterwards they'll only last between 2 to 3 months before dying, with about a 100 or so Chosen dying each day. So assuming that the chosen are not normally counted as part of the daily sacrifice, then that's an additional 365,250,000 pskers over 10,000 years (asssuming that 100 of the Chosen consistantly die each day). Actually on second thought maybe that 10 billion number isn't so far fetched after all.....

i honestly wouldnt mind if TTS became official canon

@@vernstein3877 Kitten says its not cannon!

Wait is Big E really waking up? I haven't followed the product in a long time

@@CCSI322 He is suspiciously active he "Spoke to Gil" His "Demons" Legion of the Damned and Saint Celestine are really active right now. I would say more Loyalist Primarch are likely before we see Big E but its all just specualtion at this point a lot of hinting at his main man Constantin Valdor coming back so maybe he will have a cure for Big E.

Okay but gw has made some fan stuff official like astartes so while tts is too far they might introduce plitlines or elements

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"!

Can he be rebuilt out of cyberdongs?

He recognizes the duality. The pain of his existence and the madhouse of the Galaxy are more than enough for screaming. Also tears.

@@ChvdMaximvs this comment has slain me

Not until someone fixes the Throne, he needs that door shutted.

For 10k years the custodes have been making coffee everyday in the event the emperor were to wake up, soon all that effort will pay off.

@@Nyghtking in the Grim Darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only Coffee and Comfy Slippers

Alright, time's up, let's do this.. LEEEEEEEROOOOOOYYY....

Bout that time eh, chaps? Right-o

Emperor gave one of his swords to Jennita Kreole

Cypher has it he's been trying to give it back for a long time .

And his armor.. "uh... we melted it down"

I figured it'd be "MAAAAAGNUUUS! CMERE SO I CAN SPANK THAT ASS."

@@blkbrdmntrvimes6438 That's the Lion's sword

Lol

Dude, you made my night just before i go to sleep.This si so funny!

Hey it may not be the whole reason but its definitely helping lol

😂😂😂😂

That would be awesome as a premise.

What book is this from

@@cosuinofdeath plague wars i believe

*whines in Malal*

@@lukkaredwolf3534 so good that he managed to remove himself out of lore. Gotta love GW for this

@@prazeodyn836 Malice hasnt been removed, he is stil there, and GW is actually dropping smal hints of his existence. (like in Faith and fury, once you see the axe daemon weapon you will know)

@@Spacefrisian Are you referring to the worst daemon weapon in the book?

@@tzimiscelord8483 The one with mortal wounds on a 4+ to wound regardless of thoughness.

Hydra Dominatus

@@trajanfidelis1532 *loads bolt pistol with shaky hands

And at the moment of the reveal, the impact of such a long, complex and epic scheme will give tzeench the biggest boner the galaxy has ever seen, making him the strongest chaos god and turning everyone into birds.

@@SirMcAwesome Hahhah, what a silly th-CAW. Ca-CAW? CA-CaCaw!

@@SirMcAwesome *Titsnitch.

Send in all the Sisters of Battle.

The emperor is basically just a giant boner on a throne

Imagine the PILES from 10,000 years of sitting!

BONE HARD

The amount would be enough to repopulate the Eldar species out of near Extinction and then some

U gey bro

@@ofthecaribbean gey for the emperor? Hell that should be a requirement.

@@azariah_kyras Based but still no homo

Nah man. The Silent king is tops. That guy not only fucked up the C’tan, he enslaved them.

@@lamontcranston1716 yep.

Heretic.

pretty sure Corax destroying traitors in the warp and making Lorgar shit himself gives the emperor a nice grin

@@em4rtzz is that a thing? 🙀

@@em4rtzz the lolz

Warriors like Dante can keep the imperium alive but only a primarch can enact change in current times

Saved? SAVED?! Papa Smirf is the most subtle of heretics. He will betray the Emperor, beloved by all, AGAIN, once he has solidified his rule. Hope you enjoy a blue Imperium!

Why not in his light tho? You imperials need to be more positive in life, sheesh

Nah not me OK

@@michelecastellotti9172 do you WANT to go blind?

@@romanplays1 i can't, i would have his image always impressed in my eyes ypu FOOL! I WILL BE ABLE TO SEE HIM FOREVAH!! -average imperium fanatic, any year really

In truth omegon is alpharius and alpharius is omegon. The one who died by the hand of Dorn is Omegon, not Alpharius

@@memes_man52 maybe thats exactly what omegon wants you to think🤯

@@IAmAlpharius14 maybe you are omegon and you want me to belive the wrong thing!

Alpha legion may be allied with chaos but ultimately it's to defeat chaos.

@@memes_man52 No. I am Alpharius.

Does this mean we will see the return of Russ as well? Since he told his wolves that he’d return at their greatest need. And possibly the return of Dorn, since they just have a hand?... or even Khan? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Don't forget that Dorn claimed Alpharius' hand from his lifeless corpse. It's a ruse, I tell you, if somewhat out of character for Dorn

Damn with the table top rules and the reawakening of the emperor, they'll be hard pressed not to have the imperium win every battle going forward lol

based and emps pilled

I wonder....can a GrimDark setting change? Can there BE hope in 40k?

Crusty skele boi

Also a space elf god of death

Certainly Sir Crustybone, because those 4 ruinic weasels constantly fight among each other. If they'd work together maybe, just maybe, but most likely not skele boi to shiny!

@@planetoftheweek well, they were able to kick Tzeentch when he grew too powerful. But Imho Lord of change won't allow it, just to extend The Great Game

The chaos gods. I can't remember which novel it is from but there is a book where an AI from the future came back to warn humanity that chaos wins but since it was an AI they destroy it.

Or maybe because theres a giant HOLE in the galaxy to hell that nobody can really ignore....Big E has just been saving his mana up till this point lol

Kitten : Yes my lord?

Just like how Sigmar defeated the Chaos Gods after abandoning the Empire... OH WAIT HE WAS IMPRISONED BY TZEENTCH! Chaos is a Billion times stronger than the Great Crusade Imperium Mortarion would have killed Guilliman had the Scourge Stars not been invaded by other Chaos Forces. With Smurf dead the Imperium dies The Emperor couldn't beat Horus on his own (The holding back crap will be retconned in the final book) relying on Basilio Fo and Ollianius Pius to help him

@@christiandauz3742 Oh yes, the Emperor is toast, no doubt about it. *The Star Child* in the other hand...

Christian Dauz Sigmar is weak shit compared to the Emperor.

As the The Emperors light shines. There's that one guy " My eyes! But still praise The Emperor!" *he's blinded by the holy light by staring too long*

Why would you walk in his shadow? Why not "we all walk in the light he casts for us"?

@@michelecastellotti9172 I suppose its implying the Emperor is leading the way towards the light/hope/sun/whatever, and humanity follows. Thus they'd be walking in his shadow.

@@Ghostly_One1 hmmm, it makes sense, but still, he was described as emitting light, so i dont get why people dimish themselves in this universe. Even the spez murine (i cant be serious about them with GW treatment towards them) think their hot shit forgetting that they exist solely to protect humanity.

@@michelecastellotti9172 I will agree some do that, but not all. The marine chapters can be tremendously varied, to give two extreme opposite examples you have salamanders at nice end, carcharodons at the nasty side.

... Thank you for all the fish...

@@Deridus and so long ...

But does he know where his towel is???

Ah, a man of culture.

Heresy! 40,000 points 40,000 times!

Ah yes, Emperor v. 20 Scout Titans. Even point battle.

Dom Mommy Milky Goth Elf GF

Honestly that might not be too farfetched, they might be the solution to bring the Emperor back to physical form, although they'll need a very good reason to do so knowing full well that bringing him back would relight the imperiums flame and the Imperium might be able to return to Pre-HH state, a force that might spell the end of the Eldar if things swing against them so they'll keep that tucked well away until they've got literally no other options

@@Voron_Aggrav The only reason the Emperor was all mass-genocidal when it comes to aliens was that none of them could be counted on to coexist with Humanity in the long run. If, however, the Ynnari and the Imperium can be made to rise together and complement each other in the grand project of finally defeating Chaos, that attitude might be reversed. Hell, the Tau Empire's nascent "God of the Greater Good" (created by their client and slave races, not strictly Tau but whatever) might also be amenable to joining the project. If things continue along this trajectory, I can see a "pantheon of Order" arising to try and pull the galaxy in a *slightly* more noblebright direction.

I just about spit my drink out

I would kill for a female Primarch.

@@CausticLemons7 plot twist, the emperor killed the female primarchs

Have we considered femboy emperor?

*I* AM A POWERFUL WIZARD

Honestly, look back to GW's line. It's all canon but not all true. Seems like a spin on the Alpha Legion Standard Operating Procedure

I would say otherwise. More like Alpharius was last while Omegon was first or even never removed from Terra. In the novel it is said that Omegon felt his brother die, killed by Dorne. Even if we add that XX can switch bodies apparently Alpha is dead. From my headcanon Alpharius pulled most of XX into Chaos due to Cabal and Omegon remains loyal and undermines all Chaos actions while remaining undercover. But hey, it's Alpha Legion and they are known for doing everything *JUST AS PLANNED*

@@prazeodyn836 But why would you call the last one the first, and the first the last ? This is 40k not the bible :D

@@jordanjoserojasguerra3600 Because irony. Also I remember hearing that one of the author's confirmed that Dorn killed Alpharius (not Omegon) and that Omegon (not Alpharius) is still alive.

Spoilers, not out yet for audiobook ;)

Duty to the emperor never ends! Even souls will serve the Emperor after death!

We Will serve in the Legión of the Damned after our bodys aré destroyed and shattered, we Will return again until Terra stands over the cosmos.

"Even in death, I still serve"

Dreadnoughts: I will die a thousand deaths before i yield

Horus' laxatives prank was duly an evil one.

@@infinity9646 nah he just had a phone, a charger and wifi

@@miguelrodriguez-pineroriva6713 gold! golden charger.

TIME TO SHIT OVER CHAOS, THE TYRANIDS AND ALL ELSE WHO THREATEN HOLY TERRA!!!

@@gvardiecky9507 and golden wifi

You in Texas? Tough times... Stay strong!

@@HavocLoods Yeah, been w/o power since 2am Monday and water since Wednesday morning.

So how do you charge your phones

@@thegreatboi8357 Faith in the Emperor. And possibly a portable generator, or a mini solar-energy converter.

@@thegreatboi8357 My truck?

That was not very long after the heresy since Dorn and Guilliman were still around for the war of the beast

@@kelvintorres6142 lol dorn and guilliman were definitely not around during that time.

Stop being a soyboy

The Emperor is 40,000 times the man the Doomguy is.

I highly doubt that someone could put Doomguy in the Emperor’s state in the first place.

@@PinkBroBlueRope bruh

@@drafezard7315 The Doom Slayer killed God. LITTERAL God, as in the one who created all of existence. Granted said god had a little over half his power stolen and that stolen power was given to the Doom Slayer, but even so he would be a multiversal threat at MINIMUM. So the Doom Slayer stomps the Emperor in terms of raw power. As for general toughness, the Doom Slayer fought the Demons in Hell non-stop for eons until he was tricked and placed in his cursed sarcophagus. And the Slayer Testimates litterally state, "He chose the path of perpetual torment, and in his ravenous hatred he found no peace..." meaning he was suffering the entire time he was in Hell yet he just kept killing. So I would argue his will is just as strong as the Emperor's.

Bit late on the draw here but that gives me the idea that Big E sounds like abridged Alucard.

Well his current physical body is too badly damaged to regenerate, so he'd have to respawn himself elsewhere. Problem though is 2 fold: 1) if you pull the plug earth will be destroyed by Vulkan's Doomsday bomb under the throne (a last fuck you to chaos so earth doesn't turn into the Eye of Terra). 2) The emperor's psychic power has grown too far to be constrained to a physical body. If his body dies, his soul will ascend into the Chaos God of Order and Hope, which he doesn't want because it'd prove Lorgar right. The Emperor doesn't want to be a God. Funny because that is becoming inevitable. The Golden Throne is failing not because it's old, but because the Emperor is becoming too powerful and he's the one breaking it. If the throne shuts down, he ascends. If he ascends, Chaos loses. He'd become more that strong enough to delete Nurgle, Slaanesh, Tzeench and Khorne from existence

@@phantomwraith1984 wait so he literally doesn't want to become supremely powerful again because "muh atheism"?

well, but that just a theory...

@@rocksaltzwidaz3411 @Ryan Oliver, well the bigger problem is the warp tear that Magnus made. Even if Vulkan’s bomb doesn’t go off, Terra still gets overrun by daemons

@@phantomwraith1984 Vulkan was thrown into a starships enginarium core and disintegrated and he reformed. If vulkan could reform from nothing then the emperors body should be no issue if he does not have to hold the webway closed and power the astronomicon.

"Lorgar will never let me live this down....."

@@coltonlong2223 "that son of a bitch..." 😂

"You still can't make me say that Lorgar was right"

Well, I mean look at Corax

Mean they're Alpha Legion for all we know they're actually Loyalists in deep cover,

Hey, the beacon could end up purifying the warbands demonic taint by sheer presence.

My thoughts exactly, they even say "the luminance of a star" so surely she has to be The Star Child

that or The Star Child has chosen a vessel

Fyodor Karamazov : wait, that's illegal !

@@thecommentguy9380 It’s more likely that she’s a vessel than the star child itself. Though who she was before hand is unknown. She might have been a sister of battle if I had to guess.

@@cryamistellimek9184 or some random girl who just was at the right place at the right time

Et pax in Terra hominibus bonae spatae

Chaos. Alpharius the surviving twin abandoned his Legion post-Heresy The Legion is corrupted to the core Alpharius has been doing sonething with the Necrons and C'tan

Well... sits with us.

@@rosstully5960 That may be, but He is actively engaged.

@@mattaffenit9898 I'm just glad He's still online.

Yes....thank you

Damn

🤯

My nose started to bleed from reading this..... but then was healed by the emperor. So I’m good 👍

Brilliant fucking theory mate!

I think Cawl already confirmed that the Emperor is not bound by linear time. In one of his flashbacks/dreams he speaks with the Emperor - it's not clear if he is actually remembering past events of if this is the Emperor speaking to him in a dream - but Cawl notes that the Emperor is outside of time and space. And it's true that potent warp entities exist outside of time. Once a chaos god is born, it's like they have always existed, so we must assume that the Emperor too will always have existed once he ascends to godhood.

I wouldn't count on it, lad. Some of us have already been into this stuff for 25-30 years. If they've dragged it out for this long, they can do it indefinitely.

It's gone from 39th to 42nd century this has taken a while... I doubt 40k will ever end. There stocks are kept by there CEOs and directors; 50k will just be another generation. 40k can be dragged on and on.

They wouldn't end 40K dude. Lol its been around since the 70s.

@@UnRu1eD If by the 70s, you mean 1987, sure.

@@UnRu1eD 80's

As I read this I remember a video I saw which was showcasing the voice acting for the Emperor on the custodes mod and he says “fear not my children the time I walk the battlefield with you has come once more, it has been so long...” but at the same time I don’t know if he refers to humanity as his children or the custodes themselves since they are his only true sons

Nah, but his corgi beat Slaanesh over the head with a stick for being horny...

@@shadowwolfie85 Cheems possessed Space Wolves to kick the shit out of Slaanesh and send them to horny jail isolation units

Gimmethesoul gimmethesoul gimmethesol

A 'god ' of order in any case

He may become a God but not a Chaos God.

Heretic!!!!!

Good question No one knows the answer

Honestly late, but I keep watching lore videos and it's made me want to read the books. But this is exactly what I feared, in that it's so extensive that there's not a really clear timeline to follow.

I don't even think GW knows themselves

I listened to the audio version yesterday. It was ... meh. Andy Clarks characters are excellently done but behave kinda weird. Its the 42nd millenium and at times you'd think its a HH book. It feels too much like an introduction for beginners bc the discussions especially the custodians have are just plain stupid. 10000 years after the HH and they still act surprised if someone regards big E as a god or traitor marines being only now slowly corrupted by the warp although they hung around in the eye of terra for 10000 years??? I mean yeah i get it. Time is fucked up in the warp but much of the stuff in the book makes zero sense to me.

What do you mean? Tell us please, I cannot read the book anyway.

@@BM-is5ei I bought the audio too But i don’t think that Andy Clark is good in characters building as Guy Haley (Avenging Son). The novel is so action packed that there is no room to exploit the lore correctly.

@@bernduelauert3277 As the Wolf Lord said, the emperor is enacting his will in the galaxy and the Custodians feel it

@@01SARDAUKAR Thank you!

They can end the story and keep the game going

@@dylanroemmele906 agreed. Though i doubt theyd just give up the various other media and merchandise they have right now. I suppose that its a huge galaxy and they could tell stories of the past similar to how they already do, but a flat out ending for any one faction would turn the fans of other factions into screaming maniacs... As they saw when they gave chaos the win in fantasy. So theyd likely give one faction a win, rewind, give another faction a win, rinse and repeat as it seems theyre doing with fantasy. It also brings in more ability for more merchandise and stories and models and stuff.

Gw Will create another status quo. The difference is that the setting Will mostlikely become fantasy in space. With Eldar God comeback for example.

Time for some random blurry actions.

I like this hypothesis

Being only a force focused on humans i doubt, more like eldar gods but jesus monotheistic style.

@Dank Waifu why not hope AND order?

Why not the god of cool chairs?

@Dank Waifu Nah, probs Order. Order is the opposite of Chaos

@Dank Waifu Isn't hope an aspect of tzeentch?

I don't think it's likely. Ynnead is an ancient eldar god, far predating the emperor.

If that's the case Deathwatch is fucked when the Emperor is back. Anyways, I think it's more a symbiotic relationship than being one and the same.