The Bad Man

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3 ай бұрын

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@MartyrPandaGaming
@MartyrPandaGaming 3 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, it would be interesting to watch Gravedigger hit a backflip off of a T72. Edit: Sorry, not Floridian. Not even Murican. Canadian, but God bless the Constitution and U.S. Bill of Rights.
@Cavalier1645
@Cavalier1645 3 ай бұрын
This something Florida need to do :)
@rolhnschmidt8780
@rolhnschmidt8780 3 ай бұрын
Have Gravedigger do a backflip off a T72 while its turret explodes off and it spins
@TroIIingThemSoftly
@TroIIingThemSoftly 3 ай бұрын
Having Gravedigger do it just adds insult to injury 😂
@smithpoq
@smithpoq 3 ай бұрын
See it this SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY
@JOLO1515
@JOLO1515 3 ай бұрын
Actual f’n laughter 😂😂😂😂
@anasazidarkmoon
@anasazidarkmoon 3 ай бұрын
I lost it at Operation Pocket Sand! 😂 Dale Gribble would so proud to know that the military named something after his favorite tactic!
@rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303
@rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 3 ай бұрын
_sh-SHAAAAA!_
@Scnottaken
@Scnottaken 3 ай бұрын
He'd be rightly worried they're stealing his thoughts
@anasazidarkmoon
@anasazidarkmoon 3 ай бұрын
@@Scnottaken I hadn't thought about that. 😂
@chuch541
@chuch541 3 ай бұрын
@@ScnottakenDale was right! Into a wall! Raise Hell, Praise Propane!
@SonicSlicer
@SonicSlicer 3 ай бұрын
@@chuch541 wait wait wait, no no. Raise Hell, Praise, Pro-pain.
@HereticalHorus
@HereticalHorus 3 ай бұрын
Ah yes. "Proportional". So much proportions, LMAO
@Coder6719
@Coder6719 3 ай бұрын
All the proportions to 11.
@Manlikegibbon
@Manlikegibbon 3 ай бұрын
gotta love Reagan
@austinseto7752
@austinseto7752 3 ай бұрын
10000:1 is a proportion
@steves578
@steves578 3 ай бұрын
American proportions
@Todd_Swank
@Todd_Swank 3 ай бұрын
When Israel has complete Air superiority, the mere fact that the entire Gaza strip isnt an air strip right now is very "proportional".
@phaylnx
@phaylnx 3 ай бұрын
The US argument on "boots on the ground" is the same defense that had Davey Jones standing in a bucket of sea water on the beach in Pirates of the Caribbean 3.
@irishtheblack
@irishtheblack 3 ай бұрын
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Omfg.... best scene ever.... I about died laughing when I first saw it.
@PJDAltamirus0425
@PJDAltamirus0425 3 ай бұрын
It is like carrying a loaded firearm and a hit me sign and seeing if a person is stupid enough to try to stab you.
@acynder1
@acynder1 3 ай бұрын
It worked then, so why it wouldn't now?
@SleightlyPersonal
@SleightlyPersonal 3 ай бұрын
The real question is who had to carry him from the water to the bucket?
@kpeters180
@kpeters180 3 ай бұрын
@@SleightlyPersonal No one carried him. If you look behind him in that scene, they have a long trail of water buckets leading up to the washtub.
@kapgun8000
@kapgun8000 3 ай бұрын
Admittedly, have Grave Digger have a go at captured equipment would be fun as fuck
@wlpaul4
@wlpaul4 3 ай бұрын
Right? How many BMP's can El Toro Loco jump? Find out on Sunday at Monster Jam.
@Whiteknight-xg2pq
@Whiteknight-xg2pq 3 ай бұрын
@@wlpaul4 Hey now don't leave Ol' Bigfoot out, old man can still crush.
@jesterj8526
@jesterj8526 3 ай бұрын
I don’t even watch monster trucking but even I admit that sounds pretty entertaining
@FaceIntoKeyboard
@FaceIntoKeyboard 3 ай бұрын
Who wouldn't shell out money to see Truckasaurus eat a T-72?
@Deadxman616
@Deadxman616 3 ай бұрын
Truckasoarus!
@brycehix4073
@brycehix4073 3 ай бұрын
This just in Cuban mercenaries killed their Russian commander apparently, so yea.
@dr.floridamanphd
@dr.floridamanphd 3 ай бұрын
Russia should’ve watched Scarface. You don’t fuck w/ Cubans
@kameronjones7139
@kameronjones7139 3 ай бұрын
To no ones surprise
@Xtra_Medium
@Xtra_Medium 3 ай бұрын
In their defense, it was the only way to get someone competent in a leadership position
@massgunner4152
@massgunner4152 3 ай бұрын
They had Cuban mercenaries?
@victorkreig6089
@victorkreig6089 3 ай бұрын
The hwhat now?
@jobanh7ify
@jobanh7ify 3 ай бұрын
“just cause the Bad man can't hurt you anymore you fucking dunce” 😂😂😂 that was a lot to unpack but that line tho, priceless
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 3 ай бұрын
HiiiiiYaaaaa gonna turn your 5th gen aircraft into pile of scrap garbage
@trololoev
@trololoev 3 ай бұрын
said americans that always priority civilian targets because they can't fight back. In all USA war 80% casualties are civilians
@jobanh7ify
@jobanh7ify 3 ай бұрын
@@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 “a debris field waiting to happen” 😂
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 3 ай бұрын
@@jobanh7ifythe Great China does not fear Americas red headed abandoned step child…Hiyaaaaa
@douglasbillington8521
@douglasbillington8521 3 ай бұрын
Love it
@THE1FRIDGE
@THE1FRIDGE 3 ай бұрын
You sir are the best at explaining what's going on in the world without being annoying, boring or unwatchable. Keep doing what you're doing.
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 ай бұрын
HLC doesn't want to explain that America is ruled by the Deep State . 😎
@estebanramirez1178
@estebanramirez1178 3 ай бұрын
Plus, he also takes shots at America every once in a while, so he’s not too heavily biased either.
@THE1FRIDGE
@THE1FRIDGE 3 ай бұрын
@@estebanramirez1178 true
@stevenmilner8267
@stevenmilner8267 3 ай бұрын
This is where I get my world news from lol! I laugh, but so not kidding.
@Milytical
@Milytical 3 ай бұрын
Are you kidding? Its so fucking biased
@J4nT3mpl4r
@J4nT3mpl4r 3 ай бұрын
Removing the ejection seats probably cut back on the price a bit
@thooqiwei4548
@thooqiwei4548 3 ай бұрын
soon enough they might even remove the engine :D
@MikeyMocha
@MikeyMocha 3 ай бұрын
@@thooqiwei4548 They will definitely remove the flaps and surfaces first
@synthwavecat96
@synthwavecat96 3 ай бұрын
Remove fuselage to make lighter and more aerodynamic, better than overpriced Western junk Or however Russia would say it. Sounds better when I say it out loud with the accent.
@diesela3
@diesela3 3 ай бұрын
You don't need ejection seats if you never get off the ground
@MegaLaase
@MegaLaase 3 ай бұрын
Pilots will never need to go out with an ejection seat ( if it never will Fly) And if they remove the engine it will be the first fighter Aircraft that is safe against hat seeking missiles
@joehannah1343
@joehannah1343 3 ай бұрын
Telling Marines to "Do what you need to do " is rather akin to turning a squadron of 22"s to go eat. May want to moderate that a touch???
@wheels-n-tires1846
@wheels-n-tires1846 3 ай бұрын
Yeah that felt a lil like "overreaction waiting to happen!!"😂😂
@stevenschnepp576
@stevenschnepp576 3 ай бұрын
"Moderate that a touch" is how your sons and grandsons wind up having to deal with the problem.
@wheels-n-tires1846
@wheels-n-tires1846 3 ай бұрын
@@stevenschnepp576 as a vet with two kids in bootcamp right now, I approve of this message...
@Sirithil
@Sirithil 3 ай бұрын
It's deterrence!
@stevewhite3424
@stevewhite3424 3 ай бұрын
The administration literally wants something to happen. Shades of the human shit stain LBJ.And the Gulf of Tonkin "incident". Just watch, I'd love to be wrong but this is tailor made for a "wag the dog" incident.
@nomore8042
@nomore8042 3 ай бұрын
You got me with "I'll self defense the F out of them." STOLEN !!!!
@Aldhardt
@Aldhardt 3 ай бұрын
Ah Russia, somehow managed to get ahold of a broken piece of Nato Equipment years ahead of their own..... THEN TRIES TO MUG ITS CORPSE.
@treyjordan3168
@treyjordan3168 3 ай бұрын
Even what NATO considers Outdated is still more advanced than what Russia considers Top-of-the-Line
@thegamingraven1691
@thegamingraven1691 3 ай бұрын
The best part is, the best thing they could've got from that captured leo 2a6 is the stabilizer...the very thing they broke by bending the barrel down to make it look "Humiliated"
@TrainTruck
@TrainTruck 3 ай бұрын
Funny thing, they also had their own tanks that Ukraine made them look better and yet they also showcase them too which wouldn't that mean they just made a fool of themself more.
@burp2019
@burp2019 3 ай бұрын
seeing the video makes it even funnier, their attempt to damage the leopard's turret didn't even work lmao
@acg1189
@acg1189 3 ай бұрын
"I'm sorry... ...YOUR SAYING A MONSTER TRUCK SHOW JUMPING BLOWN UP T-72'S WAS AN OPTION WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING?!?!? Call Washington, no politics or partisanship, we need to get on that STAT.
@davidgoodnow269
@davidgoodnow269 3 ай бұрын
No, we're saying jumping _monster trucks_ with _T-72s!_ The crushing cars part will be about the same. Have you seen the Chieftain (or maybe it was The Tank Museum) video of the Spanish Army tank slalom course that uses cars as obstacles for training Leopard 2 drivers? Yeah, when that much mass moving that fast hooks a VW or Citroen, it just kind of drags it to destruction.
@SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so
@SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so 3 ай бұрын
"Don't. Touch. The. Boats. "
@SierraKilo76
@SierraKilo76 3 ай бұрын
Does a pier qualifies as a boat?
@Lunar137
@Lunar137 3 ай бұрын
It might not float, but it *IS* over water so it's probably better to be safe than sorry. *We certainly won't.*
@crustybomb115
@crustybomb115 3 ай бұрын
if its in the water... its a boat... at least thats what the american sentiment on the matter seems to be...
@TotallyDapper
@TotallyDapper 3 ай бұрын
Well Fort Drum was the Unsinkable Battleship, so there’s precedent. I’m going to say yes, a pier can be a boat.
@kimber3865
@kimber3865 3 ай бұрын
Technically a tug, a warping tug, but I guess it can be considered a "boat" regardless of what these "boats" are made of
@erikbalder
@erikbalder 3 ай бұрын
Don't touch the boats, and don't touch the pier!
@patrickkenyon2326
@patrickkenyon2326 3 ай бұрын
Pier is where boats live...
@matthewdavis6741
@matthewdavis6741 3 ай бұрын
Yeah I’d have liked if Japan cut in to that question with “DONT TOUCH… THE BOATS.”
@maxfreedom1710
@maxfreedom1710 3 ай бұрын
you mean like the u.s.s. liberty?
@destinytroll1374
@destinytroll1374 3 ай бұрын
Bro I think you just invented a new 4th of July tradition, destroying Russian tech with monster trucks!
@Kaimariification
@Kaimariification 3 ай бұрын
As soon as he said monster trucks, that was the first thing that popped in my mind. Maybe we should take back some of the equipment and see if a monster truck can crush it. Heck, probably try different vehicles and see "Will it crush?" and could make a whole thing out of it. Extra points if we buy old tech from other nations to see if they hold up as well and then make a wall of shame for those that fail to survive. XD
@kylepatterson8087
@kylepatterson8087 3 ай бұрын
From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 3 ай бұрын
🎶They will kick all the ass they can see & eat crayons for their tea!*🎶 *Tea, in this instance, means the British definition of the word. Which is slang for dinner/supper, not tea, as in the beverage.
@kitten-inside
@kitten-inside 3 ай бұрын
Actually, driving over T-72s with monster trucks sounds like a genuinely cool show idea. Somebody get on that.
@THINKMACHINE
@THINKMACHINE 3 ай бұрын
Shit, might as well get those tanks running and weld ramps on top, set up some sweet mobile jumps.
@captdmorgan2159
@captdmorgan2159 3 ай бұрын
Somebody get Matt and Brandon on this IMMEDIATELY
@olegkupran5284
@olegkupran5284 2 ай бұрын
B​@@THINKMACHINE
@Cedar_Wolf
@Cedar_Wolf 3 ай бұрын
Sometimes you have to sit back and take pride in 'it was proportional.'
@American-1776-
@American-1776- Ай бұрын
WOULD YOU INTERCEPT ME?
@American-1776-
@American-1776- Ай бұрын
I'D INTERCEPT ME
@TheUnclaimedOne
@TheUnclaimedOne 3 ай бұрын
Always a good time when a new Habitual video shows up
@jamesp7753
@jamesp7753 3 ай бұрын
I was waiting for Florida to say he would buy tickets to that
@Maybeabandaid9
@Maybeabandaid9 3 ай бұрын
Florida man checking in. He definitely would buy tickets to the 4th of July Monster Truck vs. Russian tank demolition derby.
@ericstone2318
@ericstone2318 3 ай бұрын
"Then after that, it's just kinda...let 'em go" 12 hours later... "...so that's how a platoon of Marines and the Eisenhower ended up accidentally turning Gaza into West Israel."
@AngryGerbils
@AngryGerbils 3 ай бұрын
back into West Israel*
@mowgli2071
@mowgli2071 3 ай бұрын
The actual definition of land for peace 🕊️
@chrisd9700
@chrisd9700 3 ай бұрын
*East Virginia
@saeseetiin5585
@saeseetiin5585 3 ай бұрын
Fire control satellites... Why can I hear the Terminator theme playing?!
@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando
@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando 3 ай бұрын
It's only a matter of time until we have space lasers. We have the space, we have the lasers
@andrewhawkins6754
@andrewhawkins6754 3 ай бұрын
@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando Ehhhh those have some issues in terms of powering them and also focusing them enough to be useful. I doubt we'll have space - ground lasers. Now, satellites with anti-satellite lasers on them? More realistic and doable.
@jessecarozza6745
@jessecarozza6745 3 ай бұрын
@@andrewhawkins6754 To be fair, anti-satellite guns are a thing from the Cold War. Russians used a 20mm cannon to fend off possible Space Shuttle Marine attacks... because I guess Moonraker was really popular in the USSR.
@DmitriyTonyuk
@DmitriyTonyuk 3 ай бұрын
@@andrewhawkins6754 Don't need to focus on ground to hit exoatmospheric targets (like all the ruskie ICBMs, or "dark side of the peninsula's" plumbing supplies with a rocket engine strapped to it)... Most of the work for space lasers would be clearing up "flying misunderstandings", junk satellites, some debris, but mostly picking off someone else's spy satellites
@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando
@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando 3 ай бұрын
@@andrewhawkins6754 Ah either way, cool that we can even get lasers working
@MariaTex3
@MariaTex3 3 ай бұрын
Absolutely adopting the phrase "self defense the fuck outta them" into my every day life
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios 3 ай бұрын
America feels like he's gonna pop off soon. In a strange way, part of me wants to stay on the ride when that happens. Like, if I COULD leave...I would. But I can't. So. Might as well enjoy the chaos.
@madman026
@madman026 3 ай бұрын
yeah yeah i already bought enough Popcron and I am sure as hell going to eat it
@milhousevanhoutan9235
@milhousevanhoutan9235 3 ай бұрын
America is tryin real hard to hold on until after the election. It's basically the "Lord Forgive me, but it's time to go back to the old me." meme every day. Like I remember when all this shit popped off and HLC's original video was basically the US saying "I JUST GOT OUT OF 20 YEARS OF WAR, I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO A VACATION AND NOW ALL OF YOU ACT LIKE THIS?!"
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios 3 ай бұрын
​@@milhousevanhoutan9235essentially yeah. After elections no matter who wins the civilians lose so. Hey if I can just watch Sonic the Hedgehog 3 I'll be happy 😅
@theofficialken1755
@theofficialken1755 3 ай бұрын
"Pocket Sand"! -Dale Gribble
@jloiben12
@jloiben12 3 ай бұрын
Wait… Russia doesn’t have a fifth gen jet. We don’t have a 6th gen for them to build a knock off of yet
@Jeff-zf6zz
@Jeff-zf6zz 3 ай бұрын
Oh we have..... We haven't made the announcement yet. Cause it ain't outdated yet
@davidradtke160
@davidradtke160 3 ай бұрын
That’s China…
@michaelbenjmitchell1
@michaelbenjmitchell1 3 ай бұрын
Hey At least the SU-57 doesn't have Canards on it so it is way better than the J-20.
@TechLeafRanger
@TechLeafRanger 3 ай бұрын
​@@davidradtke160The Femboy (The Checkmate) is essentially the Russian attempt to make the F-35, except Russian. It's a knockoff.
@avroarchitect1793
@avroarchitect1793 3 ай бұрын
@@michaelbenjmitchell1 actually it does have small ones on the leading edge of its LEX above the engine intakes.
@revtoyota
@revtoyota 3 ай бұрын
Dunce is an under used word that needs to make a comeback. There are far to many dunces walking around unsupervised.
@mowgli2071
@mowgli2071 3 ай бұрын
Anytime I use it on X my my comments get reach restricted or whatever the hell they're calling it
@airplanemaniacgaming7877
@airplanemaniacgaming7877 29 күн бұрын
@@mowgli2071 that's because its only the raging Thunderdunces who moderate X.
@stevenreneau268
@stevenreneau268 13 күн бұрын
At least they updated the dunce hat.
@mirandigriffin9879
@mirandigriffin9879 3 ай бұрын
Chemical weapons are their specialty
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 ай бұрын
Tear Gas is a chemical weapon too. 🤷
@mirandigriffin9879
@mirandigriffin9879 3 ай бұрын
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 everything is scary in the world
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 ай бұрын
@@mirandigriffin9879 ...like the faux "chemical weapons" of Assad in Syria . 😎🇺🇲
@IIBloodXLustII
@IIBloodXLustII 3 ай бұрын
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Technically yes. Tear gas cannot be used in war either. It's a riot control agent when used on your own people I guess.
@takashishin8282
@takashishin8282 3 ай бұрын
​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165Doesn't surprise me personally.Russia always been using chemical weapons It did in Syria that did another country's.This is no differentIt didn't in Syria that didn't other countries? This is no different. Personally, I despise it. You shouldn't get used to this. But here I am getting used to it.
@thomasaddicott6398
@thomasaddicott6398 3 ай бұрын
I'm not american, and this might be a little florida of me, but a monster truck trying to beat up a tank would-be metal af.
@Master0of0Blades
@Master0of0Blades 3 ай бұрын
isn't the pier also attached to one of America's boats that have the angry R2D2s with warboners that shoot streams of tungsten at anything that looks at then funny?
@milhousevanhoutan9235
@milhousevanhoutan9235 3 ай бұрын
and mean mugs the occasional civilian airliner.
@airplanemaniacgaming7877
@airplanemaniacgaming7877 29 күн бұрын
@@milhousevanhoutan9235 I love that clip. Just the "noooooooooo!" Like you're dealing with a puppy about to snarf something off the table.
@kylem7708
@kylem7708 3 ай бұрын
The whole "Nation Rebuilding Thing" was most definitely wanted by US oligarchs. It made our corporate overlords billions.
@waterloo32594
@waterloo32594 3 ай бұрын
@@Adi-bo5doif we’re talking about Afghanistan, then they weren’t using it. Iraq on the other hand…
@martenkahr3365
@martenkahr3365 3 ай бұрын
@@Adi-bo5do Don't pretend those buildings got bombed for shits and giggles. When Iraqi soldiers started using civilian buildings to store ammo and hide troops (because their military infrastructure all got bombed), those buildings stopped being civilian infrastructure and became a valid military target. The remnants of Saddam's regime (and later, religious insurgent groups) were the ones who made the decision to use civilian infrastructure in this manner.
@HelpW4nted
@HelpW4nted 3 ай бұрын
​@martenkahr3365 And you already know they also intended to make the US look like the bad guy. They do it all the time. If you use civilians as shields, your enemies either won't attack, or they'll attack and you can make them look like bad guys. In their eyes, it's a win either way.
@Aqueox
@Aqueox 3 ай бұрын
@@Adi-bo5do Yeah, so what? They aren't us, they aren't Christian, and they despise us anyway. Whatever happened to militaries rolling in and fucking everyone up and moving on? It's not our fault your shithole is even worse. Maybe don't fuck around so much next time, eh?
@hairywhodini3429
@hairywhodini3429 3 ай бұрын
@@martenkahr3365 damn, there's a cia goon commenting on every video on youtube
@dariuswoods5312
@dariuswoods5312 3 ай бұрын
Now this makes me want to imagine the US government donating all its captured soviet equipment and to monster truck rallies and demolition derbies
@davidgoodnow269
@davidgoodnow269 3 ай бұрын
Picturing _demolition derby_ in T-series tanks . . . probably in Nevada. Environmentalists going _nuts_ over the ground, the amount of kerosene or diesel burned, the pollution from exhaust . . . .
@lazerbehm8681
@lazerbehm8681 3 ай бұрын
Don't know if Rusty Shackleford would be proud of pocket sand, or paranoid that the government is using his style!
@fennecthefurryfox8413
@fennecthefurryfox8413 3 ай бұрын
I fully support the addition of air quotes to the pictures. Yes.
@alrun1836
@alrun1836 3 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie though if Gravedigger jumped a T-80 that would be pretty sweet.
@EnderMalcolm
@EnderMalcolm 2 ай бұрын
It would land on the turret and frontflip back off as the turret goes to orbit
@alrun1836
@alrun1836 2 ай бұрын
@@EnderMalcolm fuck yeah 🫡🇺🇸
@adamwright3874
@adamwright3874 3 ай бұрын
Adult MonsterJam sounds amazing. Swap out the junkyard cars for some enemy vehicles, throw some WWE stars in the mix, and you have yourself an absolute game changer in the entertainment industry.
@davidgoodnow269
@davidgoodnow269 3 ай бұрын
That sounds better than my idea of adding landmines to baseball to make it less boring to watch. I like to _play_ baseball, and listening to it on the radio keeps the mind and imagination involved, but watch a game on TV? Oh, _fuck_ no!
@jonathanbair523
@jonathanbair523 3 ай бұрын
Love the mention of 72 east-ting... 2 Bradly's and 1 M1A2 trashed 2 full armored units from Iraq... One M1A1 said "Let me drive into that smoke cloud an check things out..." Few minutes later a full on tank battle happens while the rest the of M1A1's sit there listening while the commanding officers calls on the radio for the update... After the battle the tank was like "Um so sorry about that. I was kinda busy here, but it is safe now to move the unit up....."
@Ani-da-Padawan
@Ani-da-Padawan 3 ай бұрын
"Why are they saying that we 'overreacted' after 9/11? That was a very proportional response!"
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 3 ай бұрын
Some of the things done were a bit of an overreaction - like the waterboarding & similar stuff like that.
@KRDecade2009
@KRDecade2009 3 ай бұрын
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980perhaps maybe they shouldn’t have touched our buildings
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 ай бұрын
WMD 🤔
@jessecarozza6745
@jessecarozza6745 3 ай бұрын
@@KRDecade2009 Towers are like BIG boats.
@DmitriyTonyuk
@DmitriyTonyuk 3 ай бұрын
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 You're right, we should have used diesel
@justanaveragegamer8735
@justanaveragegamer8735 3 ай бұрын
1:08 i love that slow turn USA does, it’s as if he’s saying “I know you of all people can’t be saying that”
@jpjfrey5673
@jpjfrey5673 3 ай бұрын
It's true though. Russia's track record is *tame* compared to how much US has *ahem* LIBERATED for "democracy"
@TalkingWithBob
@TalkingWithBob 3 ай бұрын
😂😂 the way you look slowly at Russia when it says something is so hilariously perfect.
@TheAdmiralMoses
@TheAdmiralMoses 3 ай бұрын
Florida at that ending: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
@nate1511
@nate1511 3 ай бұрын
1:40 😂 The fact that one of the countries most synonymous with corruption and misappropriation of government funds for DECADES is saying this is 100% in character and I love it
@arandomamerican1514
@arandomamerican1514 3 ай бұрын
Have you seen a Bradley? Them fuckers are the bomb of IFVs. Tow, bushmaster, and a group of angry ass infantry/cav scouts with javelins all aimed at you is frightening prospect. Ruskies always love to throw their lives away in rusty tin cans.
@jejeakle
@jejeakle 3 ай бұрын
It goes back to the tsars
@LordPente
@LordPente 3 ай бұрын
As soon as you said bring it back with monster trucks and bats, I thought "Here comes Florida man" and figured there was a part 2 sequel in the making.
@TheOtherMontoya
@TheOtherMontoya 3 ай бұрын
Cloro - pick - rin Used pretty commonly in the US for termite control as a warning agent in termite tenting...
@Bacontruffle
@Bacontruffle 3 ай бұрын
Honestly, making it a national sport to monster truck Soviet/Russian equipment sounds like the most fun and most American thing possible Maybe a fun add-on for the 4th of July?
@kumakaroshi117
@kumakaroshi117 3 ай бұрын
It just keeps getting better. "I'm not touching you" 😭😭
@hunterhill1558
@hunterhill1558 3 ай бұрын
To be honest to see a monster truck rally where Abrams and Brady’s running around with monster trucks running over capture t-72 would be a great promotional and recruitment event
@TheMcEwens419
@TheMcEwens419 3 ай бұрын
It's official, I have a bro-love for you HLC😂 "You F**king Dunce!" Love it! You should make the Gaza Pier a surprise charter for a short. . . 😂
@killblade6
@killblade6 3 ай бұрын
Love that operation name "POCKET SAND!!"
@brovid-19
@brovid-19 3 ай бұрын
I wouldn't trust Russia to jam a peanut butter sandwich let alone American missiles.
@RifleReport
@RifleReport 3 ай бұрын
“A jet can be held together with wood screws.” Boeing be like “write that down!”
@FN_FAL_4_ever
@FN_FAL_4_ever 3 ай бұрын
If it's a Boeing, I ain't going.
@darkstone_official_2427
@darkstone_official_2427 3 ай бұрын
Operation "Pocket Sand" is fucking hilarious.
@SauceMaster2157
@SauceMaster2157 3 ай бұрын
Maybe im being slow but i dont understand that joke
@Just_A_Random_Desk
@Just_A_Random_Desk 3 ай бұрын
@@SauceMaster2157 dale gribble from king of the hill
@crustybomb115
@crustybomb115 3 ай бұрын
@@SauceMaster2157 you should watch king of the hill... shows friggin hilarious...
@Jeff.78
@Jeff.78 3 ай бұрын
Jesus H., stand back and let this man cook🤣🤣🤣💀
@vatic941
@vatic941 3 ай бұрын
Dude. I haven't been to a monstertruck show since I was a kid. You have me hooked, just reel in the line.
@mspicer3262
@mspicer3262 3 ай бұрын
They got Dale Gribble in charge of naming stuff for the US now?
@armadillotoe
@armadillotoe 3 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who agrees we shouldn't have troops on a pier "attached" to Gaza? I really miss mean tweets and no new wars.
@outlawsilverstack9505
@outlawsilverstack9505 3 ай бұрын
Long form idea put these videos as the opener for analysis of the articles they were based on. You do good work thank you
@csmeinert
@csmeinert 3 ай бұрын
I can't comment for laughing. Don't stop posting these!😂😂😂😂
@wheels-n-tires1846
@wheels-n-tires1846 3 ай бұрын
If we brought it all back...wed have to use all of...idk...Arkansas? as a junkyard...😂😂
@scottinthewoods
@scottinthewoods 3 ай бұрын
Pocket sand is the best name for a defense system. Now they just need to slap a Dale Gribble sticker on it and it's good to go. 10/10 again HLC.
@MrJesusc123
@MrJesusc123 3 ай бұрын
Rusty shackleford rolling over in his grave knowing the goverment using his catch phrase as an op
@gallegosm1000
@gallegosm1000 3 ай бұрын
Operation "Pocket Sand" that is f*****g genius. I could not stop laughing at that.
@InsaneManiac
@InsaneManiac 3 ай бұрын
Love your videos man Keep it up. Hope you make an awesome career from this.
@Vhailor_Mithras
@Vhailor_Mithras 3 ай бұрын
Fire Control Satellites is giving me Judgement Day vibes.
@JohnG44
@JohnG44 3 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, but the US is pretty good at creating even more powerful stuff.
@Vhailor_Mithras
@Vhailor_Mithras 3 ай бұрын
The scariest thing is we have the most advanced technology in the world and the dumbest people in history. That's a bad combo no matter how you look at it.
@Just_A_Random_Desk
@Just_A_Random_Desk 3 ай бұрын
that one ace combat 7 mission where you can't fly above the clouds otherwise a satellite will fucken body your ass
@crustybomb115
@crustybomb115 3 ай бұрын
at some point someones gonna make a space laser...
@milhousevanhoutan9235
@milhousevanhoutan9235 3 ай бұрын
@@crustybomb115 I promise you someone already has. It's just not really useful to use as a space to ground weapon due to atmospheric lensing (basically very millimeter of atmosphere the laser travels through has it's properties changed by the laser, the result is essentially a billion or even trillion little "lenses" that make the laser less coherent and efficient). In space on the other hand, you could precisely target an enemy sattelite's logic board and shoot a laser through it like a micrometeorite and not have to worry about any distance at all.
@nekoboy-1358
@nekoboy-1358 3 ай бұрын
Bad man - Disturbed. Immediately popped into my head.
@malossus99
@malossus99 3 ай бұрын
Oh my God! So many beautiful spicy word nuggets in such a short time! I have to go back so many times to get them all over my laughter🤣🤣😂! Thank you so much HLC for making my day better every time.
@JacketedSoftPoint
@JacketedSoftPoint 3 ай бұрын
IM AN AMERICAN AND I KNOW HOW PORTIONS WORK! YA GOT BREAKFASS, LUNCH, DINNER! CAINT FOOL ME WITH THEM OL METRIC LEAD HEADS!!! GOBBLESS!! RAISE HAIL PRAISE DALE!!!1!!!! -Retired Merchant Marine clerk 1969
@jeff8366
@jeff8366 3 ай бұрын
The Dale Gribble project has my full support.
@SNOwyte
@SNOwyte 3 ай бұрын
This faces on maps channel is THE SUPERIOR DESIGNNNN
@jeffwilson1394
@jeffwilson1394 3 ай бұрын
"The only thing you're jamming is toast. I guess it's a good thing you guys don't have to line up for bread anymore"
@KingLash12344
@KingLash12344 3 ай бұрын
“Surprise pocket sand! Shasha” I love the king of the hill reference, keep posting man I love this shit😂
@jasonperreault8141
@jasonperreault8141 3 ай бұрын
Great videos
@jfm6573
@jfm6573 3 ай бұрын
My favorite military creator right along side angry cops
@jsae4331
@jsae4331 2 ай бұрын
I was hoping for Florida to wake up at the word monster trucks lol
@mtnbound2764
@mtnbound2764 3 ай бұрын
these are the best news resource available. no BS
@redwoodbeard9795
@redwoodbeard9795 3 ай бұрын
OK, so are the air quotes around 5thgen,cheapest, or both?
@RoundShades
@RoundShades 3 ай бұрын
...Correct.
@j-davis7290
@j-davis7290 3 ай бұрын
Yes
@crustybomb115
@crustybomb115 3 ай бұрын
yes...
@blitz4561
@blitz4561 3 ай бұрын
Hey dude I love your content and I would really like if you covered the floods in southern brazil, its the worst ones yet and raising awareness for stuff like this is really important much love from brazil, keep this amazing content going!
@habitual_linecrosser
@habitual_linecrosser 3 ай бұрын
Oh you right ill cover them
@gmkbelanger
@gmkbelanger 3 ай бұрын
"Far be it from me to tell anyone how to do anything". 😂 😂😂😂😂
@douglasschultz9808
@douglasschultz9808 3 ай бұрын
Hey Uncle Sam! The kid broke through his chains so we put his landing gear in cement but now he’s trying to Super Saiyan 3 his way out of the hanger.
@jloiben12
@jloiben12 3 ай бұрын
Russia: We build good military hardware. Meanwhile: 73 Easting exists. Russia: We are good at war. Meanwhile: Russia had [checks notes] all the kill streaks called on it at Khasham
@jejeakle
@jejeakle 3 ай бұрын
Ah Kasham, when we turned Russia’s plausible deniability against them
@jloiben12
@jloiben12 3 ай бұрын
@@jejeakle America: Oh these blood stains weren’t yours? Thank god. That would have caused quite an incident if we just made Canada wince and they were your people
@mirandigriffin9879
@mirandigriffin9879 3 ай бұрын
The bad man can't hurt you anymore ❤
@drogoredsmith4854
@drogoredsmith4854 3 ай бұрын
We need more from the kid. He is my spirit animal
@ladyfreedomrocks
@ladyfreedomrocks 3 ай бұрын
I find the A-10 as mine.
@knndyskful
@knndyskful 3 ай бұрын
Problem being is, the military leadership wouldn’t give them a clear green light like that, the marines will be hampered and collared by uncertainty
@FN_FAL_4_ever
@FN_FAL_4_ever 3 ай бұрын
You mean like how Marines in Beirut weren't allowed to have loaded magazines in their rifles?
@theamiralgarner
@theamiralgarner 3 ай бұрын
T90 versus monster truck...i want to see this soooo bad now
@RoundShades
@RoundShades 3 ай бұрын
Really, they could totally do that, and it would be highly rated and loved by all. Too bad it also serves as little tactical value as the carvings on Ocelot's first revolver, as in none whatsoever. They'd rather just keep that shit studied in a hanger so they can confirm exactly how vulnerable it is to exactly how many types of scenarios. They'll probably have a lojack signal to shut the t90 down with a used carlot keyfob within a few weeks, and then Ukraine will have that too lol. Then they'll take the tanks in the field, rig them to disable the system, and use the t90s themselves. lmao
@peterschaeflein225
@peterschaeflein225 3 ай бұрын
Love your videos
@ryxtan
@ryxtan 3 ай бұрын
OK but maybe we should give the monster truck thing a little more thought? That sounds fucking rad
@j.t.jackson5545
@j.t.jackson5545 3 ай бұрын
I was waiting for Florida to go "That sounds AWESOME!" at the end.
@anigmaYT
@anigmaYT 3 ай бұрын
18 sec gang
@SimoHayha43
@SimoHayha43 3 ай бұрын
I really want to be on the Ukraine's side because of all this new equipment their getting but why are they still in a stale mate?
@TheAchilles26
@TheAchilles26 3 ай бұрын
Russia has a lot more meat for the grinder.
@SimoHayha43
@SimoHayha43 3 ай бұрын
@@TheAchilles26 yeah that sounds about right
@badpanda1532
@badpanda1532 3 ай бұрын
When your opponent can take 10 to 1 loses as a plan, it’s really hard to change the momentum.
@SimoHayha43
@SimoHayha43 3 ай бұрын
@@badpanda1532 understandable
@RoundShades
@RoundShades 3 ай бұрын
Because they have good equipment, against a much much larger opponent with worse but not non-existent or non-functional equipment. It's not Mike Tyson with brass knuckles vs a toddler with a nerf gun, it's more like Floyd Mayweather with a baseball bat vs 14 drunk chicks with wood barstools and broken liquor bottles.
@goaway3717
@goaway3717 3 ай бұрын
This is quickly becoming my favorite rabbit hole of comedy to fall down.
@54MUR411337
@54MUR411337 3 ай бұрын
"I'm trying to rid the world of one of the many horrible things I've created"
@joshuafarrell879
@joshuafarrell879 3 ай бұрын
Keep up with the good funny! Would like to see a nuclear sub show up, with your best starcraft ghost sounding voice, threatening nuclear warfare. 😂
@EdwinHarcourt
@EdwinHarcourt 2 ай бұрын
Lol love the air quotes bit that comes back every now and then
@archangeldo913
@archangeldo913 3 ай бұрын
“Proportional” just defines all American Foreign Policy.
@JamesThatcher
@JamesThatcher 3 ай бұрын
To quote a Steve Martin movie "Make the bad man stop!!!!!"
@MultiSteveB
@MultiSteveB 3 ай бұрын
Satellites controlling missiles from anywhere in the world, going to anywhere in the world... Are we *trying* to make Skynet (Terminator) a thing?!
@EnderMalcolm
@EnderMalcolm 2 ай бұрын
We've had Skynet for as long as we've had AEGIS, this is simply giving a larger area of coverage
@DamonRunyon-pu2du
@DamonRunyon-pu2du 3 ай бұрын
You are saying everything I have been pointing out for Decades and I laugh and love your videos. Totally Relevant to Vererans in so many ways Ooh Rah Semper Fi Biaaaaatch. 😂
@TrineDaely
@TrineDaely 3 ай бұрын
They've been using chemical weapons - beyond teargas and the like - in Ukraine since '22. It never got much media attention outside Ukraine and sometimes Poland.
@kelsonus
@kelsonus 3 ай бұрын
The longer they wait to finish it, the more headwinds they'll see
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