Not gonna lie, it would be interesting to watch Gravedigger hit a backflip off of a T72. Edit: Sorry, not Floridian. Not even Murican. Canadian, but God bless the Constitution and U.S. Bill of Rights.
@Cavalier16453 ай бұрын
This something Florida need to do :)
@rolhnschmidt87803 ай бұрын
Have Gravedigger do a backflip off a T72 while its turret explodes off and it spins
@TroIIingThemSoftly3 ай бұрын
Having Gravedigger do it just adds insult to injury 😂
@smithpoq3 ай бұрын
See it this SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY
@JOLO15153 ай бұрын
Actual f’n laughter 😂😂😂😂
@anasazidarkmoon3 ай бұрын
I lost it at Operation Pocket Sand! 😂 Dale Gribble would so proud to know that the military named something after his favorite tactic!
@rkwatchauralnautsjediparty73033 ай бұрын
_sh-SHAAAAA!_
@Scnottaken3 ай бұрын
He'd be rightly worried they're stealing his thoughts
@anasazidarkmoon3 ай бұрын
@@Scnottaken I hadn't thought about that. 😂
@chuch5413 ай бұрын
@@ScnottakenDale was right! Into a wall! Raise Hell, Praise Propane!
@SonicSlicer3 ай бұрын
@@chuch541 wait wait wait, no no. Raise Hell, Praise, Pro-pain.
@HereticalHorus3 ай бұрын
Ah yes. "Proportional". So much proportions, LMAO
@Coder67193 ай бұрын
All the proportions to 11.
@Manlikegibbon3 ай бұрын
gotta love Reagan
@austinseto77523 ай бұрын
10000:1 is a proportion
@steves5783 ай бұрын
American proportions
@Todd_Swank3 ай бұрын
When Israel has complete Air superiority, the mere fact that the entire Gaza strip isnt an air strip right now is very "proportional".
@phaylnx3 ай бұрын
The US argument on "boots on the ground" is the same defense that had Davey Jones standing in a bucket of sea water on the beach in Pirates of the Caribbean 3.
@irishtheblack3 ай бұрын
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Omfg.... best scene ever.... I about died laughing when I first saw it.
@PJDAltamirus04253 ай бұрын
It is like carrying a loaded firearm and a hit me sign and seeing if a person is stupid enough to try to stab you.
@acynder13 ай бұрын
It worked then, so why it wouldn't now?
@SleightlyPersonal3 ай бұрын
The real question is who had to carry him from the water to the bucket?
@kpeters1803 ай бұрын
@@SleightlyPersonal No one carried him. If you look behind him in that scene, they have a long trail of water buckets leading up to the washtub.
@kapgun80003 ай бұрын
Admittedly, have Grave Digger have a go at captured equipment would be fun as fuck
@wlpaul43 ай бұрын
Right? How many BMP's can El Toro Loco jump? Find out on Sunday at Monster Jam.
@Whiteknight-xg2pq3 ай бұрын
@@wlpaul4 Hey now don't leave Ol' Bigfoot out, old man can still crush.
@jesterj85263 ай бұрын
I don’t even watch monster trucking but even I admit that sounds pretty entertaining
@FaceIntoKeyboard3 ай бұрын
Who wouldn't shell out money to see Truckasaurus eat a T-72?
@Deadxman6163 ай бұрын
Truckasoarus!
@brycehix40733 ай бұрын
This just in Cuban mercenaries killed their Russian commander apparently, so yea.
@dr.floridamanphd3 ай бұрын
Russia should’ve watched Scarface. You don’t fuck w/ Cubans
@kameronjones71393 ай бұрын
To no ones surprise
@Xtra_Medium3 ай бұрын
In their defense, it was the only way to get someone competent in a leadership position
@massgunner41523 ай бұрын
They had Cuban mercenaries?
@victorkreig60893 ай бұрын
The hwhat now?
@jobanh7ify3 ай бұрын
“just cause the Bad man can't hurt you anymore you fucking dunce” 😂😂😂 that was a lot to unpack but that line tho, priceless
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro46603 ай бұрын
HiiiiiYaaaaa gonna turn your 5th gen aircraft into pile of scrap garbage
@trololoev3 ай бұрын
said americans that always priority civilian targets because they can't fight back. In all USA war 80% casualties are civilians
@jobanh7ify3 ай бұрын
@@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 “a debris field waiting to happen” 😂
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro46603 ай бұрын
@@jobanh7ifythe Great China does not fear Americas red headed abandoned step child…Hiyaaaaa
@douglasbillington85213 ай бұрын
Love it
@THE1FRIDGE3 ай бұрын
You sir are the best at explaining what's going on in the world without being annoying, boring or unwatchable. Keep doing what you're doing.
@peekaboopeekaboo11653 ай бұрын
HLC doesn't want to explain that America is ruled by the Deep State . 😎
@estebanramirez11783 ай бұрын
Plus, he also takes shots at America every once in a while, so he’s not too heavily biased either.
@THE1FRIDGE3 ай бұрын
@@estebanramirez1178 true
@stevenmilner82673 ай бұрын
This is where I get my world news from lol! I laugh, but so not kidding.
@Milytical3 ай бұрын
Are you kidding? Its so fucking biased
@J4nT3mpl4r3 ай бұрын
Removing the ejection seats probably cut back on the price a bit
@thooqiwei45483 ай бұрын
soon enough they might even remove the engine :D
@MikeyMocha3 ай бұрын
@@thooqiwei4548 They will definitely remove the flaps and surfaces first
@synthwavecat963 ай бұрын
Remove fuselage to make lighter and more aerodynamic, better than overpriced Western junk Or however Russia would say it. Sounds better when I say it out loud with the accent.
@diesela33 ай бұрын
You don't need ejection seats if you never get off the ground
@MegaLaase3 ай бұрын
Pilots will never need to go out with an ejection seat ( if it never will Fly) And if they remove the engine it will be the first fighter Aircraft that is safe against hat seeking missiles
@joehannah13433 ай бұрын
Telling Marines to "Do what you need to do " is rather akin to turning a squadron of 22"s to go eat. May want to moderate that a touch???
@wheels-n-tires18463 ай бұрын
Yeah that felt a lil like "overreaction waiting to happen!!"😂😂
@stevenschnepp5763 ай бұрын
"Moderate that a touch" is how your sons and grandsons wind up having to deal with the problem.
@wheels-n-tires18463 ай бұрын
@@stevenschnepp576 as a vet with two kids in bootcamp right now, I approve of this message...
@Sirithil3 ай бұрын
It's deterrence!
@stevewhite34243 ай бұрын
The administration literally wants something to happen. Shades of the human shit stain LBJ.And the Gulf of Tonkin "incident". Just watch, I'd love to be wrong but this is tailor made for a "wag the dog" incident.
@nomore80423 ай бұрын
You got me with "I'll self defense the F out of them." STOLEN !!!!
@Aldhardt3 ай бұрын
Ah Russia, somehow managed to get ahold of a broken piece of Nato Equipment years ahead of their own..... THEN TRIES TO MUG ITS CORPSE.
@treyjordan31683 ай бұрын
Even what NATO considers Outdated is still more advanced than what Russia considers Top-of-the-Line
@thegamingraven16913 ай бұрын
The best part is, the best thing they could've got from that captured leo 2a6 is the stabilizer...the very thing they broke by bending the barrel down to make it look "Humiliated"
@TrainTruck3 ай бұрын
Funny thing, they also had their own tanks that Ukraine made them look better and yet they also showcase them too which wouldn't that mean they just made a fool of themself more.
@burp20193 ай бұрын
seeing the video makes it even funnier, their attempt to damage the leopard's turret didn't even work lmao
@acg11893 ай бұрын
"I'm sorry... ...YOUR SAYING A MONSTER TRUCK SHOW JUMPING BLOWN UP T-72'S WAS AN OPTION WE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING?!?!? Call Washington, no politics or partisanship, we need to get on that STAT.
@davidgoodnow2693 ай бұрын
No, we're saying jumping _monster trucks_ with _T-72s!_ The crushing cars part will be about the same. Have you seen the Chieftain (or maybe it was The Tank Museum) video of the Spanish Army tank slalom course that uses cars as obstacles for training Leopard 2 drivers? Yeah, when that much mass moving that fast hooks a VW or Citroen, it just kind of drags it to destruction.
@SirWhiteRabbit-gr5so3 ай бұрын
"Don't. Touch. The. Boats. "
@SierraKilo763 ай бұрын
Does a pier qualifies as a boat?
@Lunar1373 ай бұрын
It might not float, but it *IS* over water so it's probably better to be safe than sorry. *We certainly won't.*
@crustybomb1153 ай бұрын
if its in the water... its a boat... at least thats what the american sentiment on the matter seems to be...
@TotallyDapper3 ай бұрын
Well Fort Drum was the Unsinkable Battleship, so there’s precedent. I’m going to say yes, a pier can be a boat.
@kimber38653 ай бұрын
Technically a tug, a warping tug, but I guess it can be considered a "boat" regardless of what these "boats" are made of
@erikbalder3 ай бұрын
Don't touch the boats, and don't touch the pier!
@patrickkenyon23263 ай бұрын
Pier is where boats live...
@matthewdavis67413 ай бұрын
Yeah I’d have liked if Japan cut in to that question with “DONT TOUCH… THE BOATS.”
@maxfreedom17103 ай бұрын
you mean like the u.s.s. liberty?
@destinytroll13743 ай бұрын
Bro I think you just invented a new 4th of July tradition, destroying Russian tech with monster trucks!
@Kaimariification3 ай бұрын
As soon as he said monster trucks, that was the first thing that popped in my mind. Maybe we should take back some of the equipment and see if a monster truck can crush it. Heck, probably try different vehicles and see "Will it crush?" and could make a whole thing out of it. Extra points if we buy old tech from other nations to see if they hold up as well and then make a wall of shame for those that fail to survive. XD
@kylepatterson80873 ай бұрын
From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli
@itwasagoodideaatthetime79803 ай бұрын
🎶They will kick all the ass they can see & eat crayons for their tea!*🎶 *Tea, in this instance, means the British definition of the word. Which is slang for dinner/supper, not tea, as in the beverage.
@kitten-inside3 ай бұрын
Actually, driving over T-72s with monster trucks sounds like a genuinely cool show idea. Somebody get on that.
@THINKMACHINE3 ай бұрын
Shit, might as well get those tanks running and weld ramps on top, set up some sweet mobile jumps.
@captdmorgan21593 ай бұрын
Somebody get Matt and Brandon on this IMMEDIATELY
@olegkupran52842 ай бұрын
B@@THINKMACHINE
@Cedar_Wolf3 ай бұрын
Sometimes you have to sit back and take pride in 'it was proportional.'
@American-1776-Ай бұрын
WOULD YOU INTERCEPT ME?
@American-1776-Ай бұрын
I'D INTERCEPT ME
@TheUnclaimedOne3 ай бұрын
Always a good time when a new Habitual video shows up
@jamesp77533 ай бұрын
I was waiting for Florida to say he would buy tickets to that
@Maybeabandaid93 ай бұрын
Florida man checking in. He definitely would buy tickets to the 4th of July Monster Truck vs. Russian tank demolition derby.
@ericstone23183 ай бұрын
"Then after that, it's just kinda...let 'em go" 12 hours later... "...so that's how a platoon of Marines and the Eisenhower ended up accidentally turning Gaza into West Israel."
@AngryGerbils3 ай бұрын
back into West Israel*
@mowgli20713 ай бұрын
The actual definition of land for peace 🕊️
@chrisd97003 ай бұрын
*East Virginia
@saeseetiin55853 ай бұрын
Fire control satellites... Why can I hear the Terminator theme playing?!
@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando3 ай бұрын
It's only a matter of time until we have space lasers. We have the space, we have the lasers
@andrewhawkins67543 ай бұрын
@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando Ehhhh those have some issues in terms of powering them and also focusing them enough to be useful. I doubt we'll have space - ground lasers. Now, satellites with anti-satellite lasers on them? More realistic and doable.
@jessecarozza67453 ай бұрын
@@andrewhawkins6754 To be fair, anti-satellite guns are a thing from the Cold War. Russians used a 20mm cannon to fend off possible Space Shuttle Marine attacks... because I guess Moonraker was really popular in the USSR.
@DmitriyTonyuk3 ай бұрын
@@andrewhawkins6754 Don't need to focus on ground to hit exoatmospheric targets (like all the ruskie ICBMs, or "dark side of the peninsula's" plumbing supplies with a rocket engine strapped to it)... Most of the work for space lasers would be clearing up "flying misunderstandings", junk satellites, some debris, but mostly picking off someone else's spy satellites
@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando3 ай бұрын
@@andrewhawkins6754 Ah either way, cool that we can even get lasers working
@MariaTex33 ай бұрын
Absolutely adopting the phrase "self defense the fuck outta them" into my every day life
@TheRibottoStudios3 ай бұрын
America feels like he's gonna pop off soon. In a strange way, part of me wants to stay on the ride when that happens. Like, if I COULD leave...I would. But I can't. So. Might as well enjoy the chaos.
@madman0263 ай бұрын
yeah yeah i already bought enough Popcron and I am sure as hell going to eat it
@milhousevanhoutan92353 ай бұрын
America is tryin real hard to hold on until after the election. It's basically the "Lord Forgive me, but it's time to go back to the old me." meme every day. Like I remember when all this shit popped off and HLC's original video was basically the US saying "I JUST GOT OUT OF 20 YEARS OF WAR, I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO A VACATION AND NOW ALL OF YOU ACT LIKE THIS?!"
@TheRibottoStudios3 ай бұрын
@@milhousevanhoutan9235essentially yeah. After elections no matter who wins the civilians lose so. Hey if I can just watch Sonic the Hedgehog 3 I'll be happy 😅
@theofficialken17553 ай бұрын
"Pocket Sand"! -Dale Gribble
@jloiben123 ай бұрын
Wait… Russia doesn’t have a fifth gen jet. We don’t have a 6th gen for them to build a knock off of yet
@Jeff-zf6zz3 ай бұрын
Oh we have..... We haven't made the announcement yet. Cause it ain't outdated yet
@davidradtke1603 ай бұрын
That’s China…
@michaelbenjmitchell13 ай бұрын
Hey At least the SU-57 doesn't have Canards on it so it is way better than the J-20.
@TechLeafRanger3 ай бұрын
@@davidradtke160The Femboy (The Checkmate) is essentially the Russian attempt to make the F-35, except Russian. It's a knockoff.
@avroarchitect17933 ай бұрын
@@michaelbenjmitchell1 actually it does have small ones on the leading edge of its LEX above the engine intakes.
@revtoyota3 ай бұрын
Dunce is an under used word that needs to make a comeback. There are far to many dunces walking around unsupervised.
@mowgli20713 ай бұрын
Anytime I use it on X my my comments get reach restricted or whatever the hell they're calling it
@airplanemaniacgaming787729 күн бұрын
@@mowgli2071 that's because its only the raging Thunderdunces who moderate X.
@stevenreneau26813 күн бұрын
At least they updated the dunce hat.
@mirandigriffin98793 ай бұрын
Chemical weapons are their specialty
@peekaboopeekaboo11653 ай бұрын
Tear Gas is a chemical weapon too. 🤷
@mirandigriffin98793 ай бұрын
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 everything is scary in the world
@peekaboopeekaboo11653 ай бұрын
@@mirandigriffin9879 ...like the faux "chemical weapons" of Assad in Syria . 😎🇺🇲
@IIBloodXLustII3 ай бұрын
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Technically yes. Tear gas cannot be used in war either. It's a riot control agent when used on your own people I guess.
@takashishin82823 ай бұрын
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165Doesn't surprise me personally.Russia always been using chemical weapons It did in Syria that did another country's.This is no differentIt didn't in Syria that didn't other countries? This is no different. Personally, I despise it. You shouldn't get used to this. But here I am getting used to it.
@thomasaddicott63983 ай бұрын
I'm not american, and this might be a little florida of me, but a monster truck trying to beat up a tank would-be metal af.
@Master0of0Blades3 ай бұрын
isn't the pier also attached to one of America's boats that have the angry R2D2s with warboners that shoot streams of tungsten at anything that looks at then funny?
@milhousevanhoutan92353 ай бұрын
and mean mugs the occasional civilian airliner.
@airplanemaniacgaming787729 күн бұрын
@@milhousevanhoutan9235 I love that clip. Just the "noooooooooo!" Like you're dealing with a puppy about to snarf something off the table.
@kylem77083 ай бұрын
The whole "Nation Rebuilding Thing" was most definitely wanted by US oligarchs. It made our corporate overlords billions.
@waterloo325943 ай бұрын
@@Adi-bo5doif we’re talking about Afghanistan, then they weren’t using it. Iraq on the other hand…
@martenkahr33653 ай бұрын
@@Adi-bo5do Don't pretend those buildings got bombed for shits and giggles. When Iraqi soldiers started using civilian buildings to store ammo and hide troops (because their military infrastructure all got bombed), those buildings stopped being civilian infrastructure and became a valid military target. The remnants of Saddam's regime (and later, religious insurgent groups) were the ones who made the decision to use civilian infrastructure in this manner.
@HelpW4nted3 ай бұрын
@martenkahr3365 And you already know they also intended to make the US look like the bad guy. They do it all the time. If you use civilians as shields, your enemies either won't attack, or they'll attack and you can make them look like bad guys. In their eyes, it's a win either way.
@Aqueox3 ай бұрын
@@Adi-bo5do Yeah, so what? They aren't us, they aren't Christian, and they despise us anyway. Whatever happened to militaries rolling in and fucking everyone up and moving on? It's not our fault your shithole is even worse. Maybe don't fuck around so much next time, eh?
@hairywhodini34293 ай бұрын
@@martenkahr3365 damn, there's a cia goon commenting on every video on youtube
@dariuswoods53123 ай бұрын
Now this makes me want to imagine the US government donating all its captured soviet equipment and to monster truck rallies and demolition derbies
@davidgoodnow2693 ай бұрын
Picturing _demolition derby_ in T-series tanks . . . probably in Nevada. Environmentalists going _nuts_ over the ground, the amount of kerosene or diesel burned, the pollution from exhaust . . . .
@lazerbehm86813 ай бұрын
Don't know if Rusty Shackleford would be proud of pocket sand, or paranoid that the government is using his style!
@fennecthefurryfox84133 ай бұрын
I fully support the addition of air quotes to the pictures. Yes.
@alrun18363 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie though if Gravedigger jumped a T-80 that would be pretty sweet.
@EnderMalcolm2 ай бұрын
It would land on the turret and frontflip back off as the turret goes to orbit
@alrun18362 ай бұрын
@@EnderMalcolm fuck yeah 🫡🇺🇸
@adamwright38743 ай бұрын
Adult MonsterJam sounds amazing. Swap out the junkyard cars for some enemy vehicles, throw some WWE stars in the mix, and you have yourself an absolute game changer in the entertainment industry.
@davidgoodnow2693 ай бұрын
That sounds better than my idea of adding landmines to baseball to make it less boring to watch. I like to _play_ baseball, and listening to it on the radio keeps the mind and imagination involved, but watch a game on TV? Oh, _fuck_ no!
@jonathanbair5233 ай бұрын
Love the mention of 72 east-ting... 2 Bradly's and 1 M1A2 trashed 2 full armored units from Iraq... One M1A1 said "Let me drive into that smoke cloud an check things out..." Few minutes later a full on tank battle happens while the rest the of M1A1's sit there listening while the commanding officers calls on the radio for the update... After the battle the tank was like "Um so sorry about that. I was kinda busy here, but it is safe now to move the unit up....."
@Ani-da-Padawan3 ай бұрын
"Why are they saying that we 'overreacted' after 9/11? That was a very proportional response!"
@itwasagoodideaatthetime79803 ай бұрын
Some of the things done were a bit of an overreaction - like the waterboarding & similar stuff like that.
@KRDecade20093 ай бұрын
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980perhaps maybe they shouldn’t have touched our buildings
@peekaboopeekaboo11653 ай бұрын
WMD 🤔
@jessecarozza67453 ай бұрын
@@KRDecade2009 Towers are like BIG boats.
@DmitriyTonyuk3 ай бұрын
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 You're right, we should have used diesel
@justanaveragegamer87353 ай бұрын
1:08 i love that slow turn USA does, it’s as if he’s saying “I know you of all people can’t be saying that”
@jpjfrey56733 ай бұрын
It's true though. Russia's track record is *tame* compared to how much US has *ahem* LIBERATED for "democracy"
@TalkingWithBob3 ай бұрын
😂😂 the way you look slowly at Russia when it says something is so hilariously perfect.
@TheAdmiralMoses3 ай бұрын
Florida at that ending: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
@nate15113 ай бұрын
1:40 😂 The fact that one of the countries most synonymous with corruption and misappropriation of government funds for DECADES is saying this is 100% in character and I love it
@arandomamerican15143 ай бұрын
Have you seen a Bradley? Them fuckers are the bomb of IFVs. Tow, bushmaster, and a group of angry ass infantry/cav scouts with javelins all aimed at you is frightening prospect. Ruskies always love to throw their lives away in rusty tin cans.
@jejeakle3 ай бұрын
It goes back to the tsars
@LordPente3 ай бұрын
As soon as you said bring it back with monster trucks and bats, I thought "Here comes Florida man" and figured there was a part 2 sequel in the making.
@TheOtherMontoya3 ай бұрын
Cloro - pick - rin Used pretty commonly in the US for termite control as a warning agent in termite tenting...
@Bacontruffle3 ай бұрын
Honestly, making it a national sport to monster truck Soviet/Russian equipment sounds like the most fun and most American thing possible Maybe a fun add-on for the 4th of July?
@kumakaroshi1173 ай бұрын
It just keeps getting better. "I'm not touching you" 😭😭
@hunterhill15583 ай бұрын
To be honest to see a monster truck rally where Abrams and Brady’s running around with monster trucks running over capture t-72 would be a great promotional and recruitment event
@TheMcEwens4193 ай бұрын
It's official, I have a bro-love for you HLC😂 "You F**king Dunce!" Love it! You should make the Gaza Pier a surprise charter for a short. . . 😂
@killblade63 ай бұрын
Love that operation name "POCKET SAND!!"
@brovid-193 ай бұрын
I wouldn't trust Russia to jam a peanut butter sandwich let alone American missiles.
@RifleReport3 ай бұрын
“A jet can be held together with wood screws.” Boeing be like “write that down!”
@FN_FAL_4_ever3 ай бұрын
If it's a Boeing, I ain't going.
@darkstone_official_24273 ай бұрын
Operation "Pocket Sand" is fucking hilarious.
@SauceMaster21573 ай бұрын
Maybe im being slow but i dont understand that joke
@Just_A_Random_Desk3 ай бұрын
@@SauceMaster2157 dale gribble from king of the hill
@crustybomb1153 ай бұрын
@@SauceMaster2157 you should watch king of the hill... shows friggin hilarious...
@Jeff.783 ай бұрын
Jesus H., stand back and let this man cook🤣🤣🤣💀
@vatic9413 ай бұрын
Dude. I haven't been to a monstertruck show since I was a kid. You have me hooked, just reel in the line.
@mspicer32623 ай бұрын
They got Dale Gribble in charge of naming stuff for the US now?
@armadillotoe3 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who agrees we shouldn't have troops on a pier "attached" to Gaza? I really miss mean tweets and no new wars.
@outlawsilverstack95053 ай бұрын
Long form idea put these videos as the opener for analysis of the articles they were based on. You do good work thank you
@csmeinert3 ай бұрын
I can't comment for laughing. Don't stop posting these!😂😂😂😂
@wheels-n-tires18463 ай бұрын
If we brought it all back...wed have to use all of...idk...Arkansas? as a junkyard...😂😂
@scottinthewoods3 ай бұрын
Pocket sand is the best name for a defense system. Now they just need to slap a Dale Gribble sticker on it and it's good to go. 10/10 again HLC.
@MrJesusc1233 ай бұрын
Rusty shackleford rolling over in his grave knowing the goverment using his catch phrase as an op
@gallegosm10003 ай бұрын
Operation "Pocket Sand" that is f*****g genius. I could not stop laughing at that.
@InsaneManiac3 ай бұрын
Love your videos man Keep it up. Hope you make an awesome career from this.
@Vhailor_Mithras3 ай бұрын
Fire Control Satellites is giving me Judgement Day vibes.
@JohnG443 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, but the US is pretty good at creating even more powerful stuff.
@Vhailor_Mithras3 ай бұрын
The scariest thing is we have the most advanced technology in the world and the dumbest people in history. That's a bad combo no matter how you look at it.
@Just_A_Random_Desk3 ай бұрын
that one ace combat 7 mission where you can't fly above the clouds otherwise a satellite will fucken body your ass
@crustybomb1153 ай бұрын
at some point someones gonna make a space laser...
@milhousevanhoutan92353 ай бұрын
@@crustybomb115 I promise you someone already has. It's just not really useful to use as a space to ground weapon due to atmospheric lensing (basically very millimeter of atmosphere the laser travels through has it's properties changed by the laser, the result is essentially a billion or even trillion little "lenses" that make the laser less coherent and efficient). In space on the other hand, you could precisely target an enemy sattelite's logic board and shoot a laser through it like a micrometeorite and not have to worry about any distance at all.
@nekoboy-13583 ай бұрын
Bad man - Disturbed. Immediately popped into my head.
@malossus993 ай бұрын
Oh my God! So many beautiful spicy word nuggets in such a short time! I have to go back so many times to get them all over my laughter🤣🤣😂! Thank you so much HLC for making my day better every time.
@JacketedSoftPoint3 ай бұрын
IM AN AMERICAN AND I KNOW HOW PORTIONS WORK! YA GOT BREAKFASS, LUNCH, DINNER! CAINT FOOL ME WITH THEM OL METRIC LEAD HEADS!!! GOBBLESS!! RAISE HAIL PRAISE DALE!!!1!!!! -Retired Merchant Marine clerk 1969
@jeff83663 ай бұрын
The Dale Gribble project has my full support.
@SNOwyte3 ай бұрын
This faces on maps channel is THE SUPERIOR DESIGNNNN
@jeffwilson13943 ай бұрын
"The only thing you're jamming is toast. I guess it's a good thing you guys don't have to line up for bread anymore"
@KingLash123443 ай бұрын
“Surprise pocket sand! Shasha” I love the king of the hill reference, keep posting man I love this shit😂
@jasonperreault81413 ай бұрын
Great videos
@jfm65733 ай бұрын
My favorite military creator right along side angry cops
@jsae43312 ай бұрын
I was hoping for Florida to wake up at the word monster trucks lol
@mtnbound27643 ай бұрын
these are the best news resource available. no BS
@redwoodbeard97953 ай бұрын
OK, so are the air quotes around 5thgen,cheapest, or both?
@RoundShades3 ай бұрын
...Correct.
@j-davis72903 ай бұрын
Yes
@crustybomb1153 ай бұрын
yes...
@blitz45613 ай бұрын
Hey dude I love your content and I would really like if you covered the floods in southern brazil, its the worst ones yet and raising awareness for stuff like this is really important much love from brazil, keep this amazing content going!
@habitual_linecrosser3 ай бұрын
Oh you right ill cover them
@gmkbelanger3 ай бұрын
"Far be it from me to tell anyone how to do anything". 😂 😂😂😂😂
@douglasschultz98083 ай бұрын
Hey Uncle Sam! The kid broke through his chains so we put his landing gear in cement but now he’s trying to Super Saiyan 3 his way out of the hanger.
@jloiben123 ай бұрын
Russia: We build good military hardware. Meanwhile: 73 Easting exists. Russia: We are good at war. Meanwhile: Russia had [checks notes] all the kill streaks called on it at Khasham
@jejeakle3 ай бұрын
Ah Kasham, when we turned Russia’s plausible deniability against them
@jloiben123 ай бұрын
@@jejeakle America: Oh these blood stains weren’t yours? Thank god. That would have caused quite an incident if we just made Canada wince and they were your people
@mirandigriffin98793 ай бұрын
The bad man can't hurt you anymore ❤
@drogoredsmith48543 ай бұрын
We need more from the kid. He is my spirit animal
@ladyfreedomrocks3 ай бұрын
I find the A-10 as mine.
@knndyskful3 ай бұрын
Problem being is, the military leadership wouldn’t give them a clear green light like that, the marines will be hampered and collared by uncertainty
@FN_FAL_4_ever3 ай бұрын
You mean like how Marines in Beirut weren't allowed to have loaded magazines in their rifles?
@theamiralgarner3 ай бұрын
T90 versus monster truck...i want to see this soooo bad now
@RoundShades3 ай бұрын
Really, they could totally do that, and it would be highly rated and loved by all. Too bad it also serves as little tactical value as the carvings on Ocelot's first revolver, as in none whatsoever. They'd rather just keep that shit studied in a hanger so they can confirm exactly how vulnerable it is to exactly how many types of scenarios. They'll probably have a lojack signal to shut the t90 down with a used carlot keyfob within a few weeks, and then Ukraine will have that too lol. Then they'll take the tanks in the field, rig them to disable the system, and use the t90s themselves. lmao
@peterschaeflein2253 ай бұрын
Love your videos
@ryxtan3 ай бұрын
OK but maybe we should give the monster truck thing a little more thought? That sounds fucking rad
@j.t.jackson55453 ай бұрын
I was waiting for Florida to go "That sounds AWESOME!" at the end.
@anigmaYT3 ай бұрын
18 sec gang
@SimoHayha433 ай бұрын
I really want to be on the Ukraine's side because of all this new equipment their getting but why are they still in a stale mate?
@TheAchilles263 ай бұрын
Russia has a lot more meat for the grinder.
@SimoHayha433 ай бұрын
@@TheAchilles26 yeah that sounds about right
@badpanda15323 ай бұрын
When your opponent can take 10 to 1 loses as a plan, it’s really hard to change the momentum.
@SimoHayha433 ай бұрын
@@badpanda1532 understandable
@RoundShades3 ай бұрын
Because they have good equipment, against a much much larger opponent with worse but not non-existent or non-functional equipment. It's not Mike Tyson with brass knuckles vs a toddler with a nerf gun, it's more like Floyd Mayweather with a baseball bat vs 14 drunk chicks with wood barstools and broken liquor bottles.
@goaway37173 ай бұрын
This is quickly becoming my favorite rabbit hole of comedy to fall down.
@54MUR4113373 ай бұрын
"I'm trying to rid the world of one of the many horrible things I've created"
@joshuafarrell8793 ай бұрын
Keep up with the good funny! Would like to see a nuclear sub show up, with your best starcraft ghost sounding voice, threatening nuclear warfare. 😂
@EdwinHarcourt2 ай бұрын
Lol love the air quotes bit that comes back every now and then
@archangeldo9133 ай бұрын
“Proportional” just defines all American Foreign Policy.
@JamesThatcher3 ай бұрын
To quote a Steve Martin movie "Make the bad man stop!!!!!"
@MultiSteveB3 ай бұрын
Satellites controlling missiles from anywhere in the world, going to anywhere in the world... Are we *trying* to make Skynet (Terminator) a thing?!
@EnderMalcolm2 ай бұрын
We've had Skynet for as long as we've had AEGIS, this is simply giving a larger area of coverage
@DamonRunyon-pu2du3 ай бұрын
You are saying everything I have been pointing out for Decades and I laugh and love your videos. Totally Relevant to Vererans in so many ways Ooh Rah Semper Fi Biaaaaatch. 😂
@TrineDaely3 ай бұрын
They've been using chemical weapons - beyond teargas and the like - in Ukraine since '22. It never got much media attention outside Ukraine and sometimes Poland.
@kelsonus3 ай бұрын
The longer they wait to finish it, the more headwinds they'll see