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The Ballad of Salt-onJon
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Жыл бұрынFirst off, all video credit goes to TheRunawayGuys, RayWilliamJohnson, and whoever made the salt is the way of life part.
Secondly, I wanted to make this ever since the part where ProtonJon got the Ztar AFTER getting the 1 star hex on him, which cost him the game against Chugga.
Lastly, when TRG finishes the main boards of Mario Party DS, I'll try to make a video on it and discuss where TRG should go with Mario Party since 9 and 10 are a bit...well, unusual.
With all that said, let's mine some salt.
Edit: I realized that I wrote Ballard instead of Ballad. I misspell it thinking it's interchange-able. I was wrong. Ballad is correct and Ballard is reserve only for Harold Ballard. If you are Maple Leafs fan...well, I apologize for bring him up.
@AD-tj4jc Жыл бұрын
Jon loses 1 star but then the game goes, "But wait, there's more!"
@austinlisenbee8415 Жыл бұрын
The game: but I'm not done yet, call now and I'll double the offer.
@gdaymaster8499 Жыл бұрын
3:06 the bleeps make it so much better imo...
@brandonfulmore2371 Жыл бұрын
Bro I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣
@bluesbest1 Жыл бұрын
Multi-second-long bleeps, as well as "Video Feed Ended" is a pristine combination.
@courtneymiller803 Жыл бұрын
3:07
@mariogames168 8 ай бұрын
Gonna liked those bleeps.
@Zachattack10213 Жыл бұрын
Actually, the CPU picking Waluigi is not just bad luck for Jon. The AI is programed to take items from the 3rd player first if they have an item, which makes it REALLY unfair
@Thoomas2001 Жыл бұрын
Legit?! That's insane!
@aishutoon4553 Жыл бұрын
…Why?
@jenoyt1337 Жыл бұрын
Wait, that illegal
@lulukomadori9651 Жыл бұрын
Omg, is that why wario stole from jon on the bowser board?
@asterlofts1565 Жыл бұрын
And in the Waluigi/Daisy interactions?
@psychochiken4111 Жыл бұрын
Boy, that Daisy curse sure shifted targets.
@icefire2104 Жыл бұрын
Less of a Daisy Curse, it’s more of a Jon’s hatred of Kamek’s Library.
@YuriKaroki19 Жыл бұрын
nah it's like Jon said at the end of the last video the Curse was a myth
@psychochiken4111 Жыл бұрын
@@YuriKaroki19 of course he'd say that, he was the one hit worst by it!
@copycat500 Жыл бұрын
Well, Daisy didn’t know which one was Emile since he was using a different file. And so, she picked a random target and hoped she got Emile.
@slimballs9650 Жыл бұрын
I think the Curse is still real. It's just that it's that DAISY is cursed.
@RegalRoyalWasTaken Жыл бұрын
"WOW, WHAT A SHOCK AND SURPRISE, JON'S BEEN WARPED AGAIN!" had me in TEARS
@Thaumius Жыл бұрын
I think its Shocking Surprise
@lucasmarble2572 Жыл бұрын
Let's do the Jon Warp again!~
Жыл бұрын
4:51
@geistgrace6452 Жыл бұрын
Mario party DS is probably the most brutal in the series. You can literally go from dominating the board to dead last in ONE TURN.
@YuriKaroki19 Жыл бұрын
don't I know it XD I have no shame in admiting that after the last time this gae screw me over I put all the CUP characters on easy and bonus stars off (yes the game was always crual with me in terms of bonus stars in the sense that even if it look like I should got one or more nope)
@gamefan6219 Жыл бұрын
@@YuriKaroki19 Watch Jon dub this as his "Sticker Star"
@jenoyt1337 Жыл бұрын
@@gamefan6219 imagine if he did tho, it would be funny
@genericyoutubecommentchann7418 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t that the case with any of the games when you get a Chance Time event though?
@jadetealaaron2003 Жыл бұрын
Or vice versa
@ytw101 9 ай бұрын
3:07 Bleeps made it hilarious 😂😂😂
@ilovededede Жыл бұрын
"Dude, I fucking hate this game. I actually do! I have not hated a game this much since Mario Party 3! And that took the ending of a five-year relationship for that to happen, so that's impressive!" - ProtonJon during Bowser's Pinball Machine
@moritamikamikara3879 Жыл бұрын
The thing I love about this is that when the board ends, it reveals that out of 20 turns, Jon landed on 12 happening spaces XD
@coolssh3979 Жыл бұрын
*_"TWELVE?!?"_*
@princesspixel3151 Жыл бұрын
Thanks, Kamek!
@slimballs9650 Жыл бұрын
"The Kamek Star is real!"
@jasminedubois6711 Жыл бұрын
His reaction to that was priceless.
@jasminedubois6711 Жыл бұрын
That was basically half his movement for the whole board.
@joehuber252 Жыл бұрын
3:07 And that is why I do not trust hidden blocks... WE’RE “ALL” THINKING IT!
@Crazy56U Жыл бұрын
For the record, “Daisy picturebooks” was Chugga making a Playboy joke.
@Somerandomjingleberry Жыл бұрын
Oh like pinups and stuff
@genericyoutubecommentchann7418 Жыл бұрын
I like how he rages at getting warped even when it put him in front of a star.
@YuriKaroki19 Жыл бұрын
pretty sure it was when he didn't have enough money
@genericyoutubecommentchann7418 Жыл бұрын
@@YuriKaroki19 4:52 He had 46 coins. (I know he didn’t know it was the star, but it put him closer to a jar and the item shop.)
@averagejustin Жыл бұрын
Jon was in his own personal hell during this round lol
@energeam6284 Жыл бұрын
As much as I know I'd be furious if I got a Ztar from a hidden block, I really wish it was still a thing because it's so damn funny😂
@FeligamiAdrizoeSworaBunnydoll Жыл бұрын
That's fair.
@Grane1234 Жыл бұрын
I've seen more ztars in their playthrough than I have my entire time playing the game
@princesspixel3151 Жыл бұрын
@@Grane1234 I only got ONE Ztar… and it was in the first game of Story Mode! And yet I still easily won?! I think Mario Party DS was generous for me… or I had Emile’s level of luck through the entire Story Mode?
@lemonadogirl4082 Жыл бұрын
I got a Ztar out of a hidden block once and it terrified me so badly that I turned hidden blocks off for YEARS afterwards.
@starvoltnexus3139 7 ай бұрын
Because what happened to other people its hilarious
@danmeldrum312 Жыл бұрын
2:27 _"YOU'RE_ HAVING DÉJÀ VU?!" 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@alvaroperez2349 Жыл бұрын
Not only did Jon get his stars stolen, but also his item robbed by Kamek, while reliving the MP5 Gilligan’s Island incident.
@superpenguinzzz Жыл бұрын
i remember that Future Dream rocket conundrum. hilarious.
@thecodester6669 Жыл бұрын
Gilligans island?
@superpenguinzzz Жыл бұрын
@@thecodester6669 it's an old TV show about a group of friends that get stuck on an island. the cast tries to escape but fail every time.
@alvaroperez2349 Жыл бұрын
@@superpenguinzzz and the same thing happened to Jon in their play through of Mario Party 5!
@starvoltnexus3139 Жыл бұрын
Peach did NOT like Jon
@rodrickgoldberg2324 Жыл бұрын
The censor bleeps make this even more hilarious!
@magogosora Жыл бұрын
And then later no longer censoring near the end 😂
@princesspixel3151 Жыл бұрын
Well YOU try censoring all the profanities from TRG! (You can’t)
@thesomethingthatisntathing514 Жыл бұрын
No, they don't, at least not for me. I find them more annoying than funny.
@zeospark9715 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree. And it doesn't make sense to censor them here
@mariogirl8100 9 ай бұрын
@@magogosoraCensored mode broke.
@13Lion Жыл бұрын
Daisy must have smoked something to decide to put the curse on jon
@jasminedubois6711 Жыл бұрын
She's over Emile now and decided to make someone new feel her wrath.
@copycat500 Жыл бұрын
2:48 here’s the clip you were waiting for
@magolor3219 Жыл бұрын
Chuggaaconroy with the Live and Learn reference! XD
@mr.derpyface558 Жыл бұрын
More like 3:04
@ecbgames238 Жыл бұрын
This should be in the TRG animated
@derkr5321 Жыл бұрын
Literally the worst luck Jon has ever had in any Mario Party Board BY FAR! Second to Jon getting the koopa bank card robbed in MP3 Thanks for compiling the best Salty Jon moment in TRG history 😈 Edit: Bowsers pinball was an astoundingly BRUTAL towards Jon… I feel bad that my favorite Mario Party title is probably Jon’s least favorite game ever made Actually, it’s hilarious
@YuriKaroki19 Жыл бұрын
yeah out all the board so far this one has been the most brutal to Jon
@gamefan6219 Жыл бұрын
@@YuriKaroki19 I hate to say it, but I think Jon will NEVER want to hear Mario Party DS mentioned ever again after this playthrough. Just like how Emile gets triggered when he hears Sticker Star get mentioned. It's Likely Mario Party DS will be Jon's "Sticker Star".
@vell7297 Жыл бұрын
I mean, there is also the time he rolled 5 ones in a row in fair square
@CrossoverFan4life Жыл бұрын
@@vell7297 it helped Jon win that board though
@aquaticchaos1717 Жыл бұрын
If you thought he had bad luck this board, wait until you see what happens in Bowser Pinball
@Codyeneeee Жыл бұрын
NAHHHH I KNEW THAT HE WAS GOING TO GET THE DARK STAR IMMEDIATELY AFTER LOSING ONE
@LuigiStrikeForceChaz Жыл бұрын
Poor Jon. *sends him a virtual hug*
@SoldamWizard21 Жыл бұрын
Same. I feel really bad for him.
@GoldRichness Жыл бұрын
Even if Jon didn’t lose the stars, he wouldn’t have won cause he would be tied with Emile in stars but Emile would win on coins so he would’ve gotten second
@gavinbunting7354 Жыл бұрын
So he basically had no way of winning
@JoseFranco-xl6pi Жыл бұрын
But Emile robbed one of Jon's stars
@YuriKaroki19 Жыл бұрын
@@JoseFranco-xl6pi 2 of his stars actually he landed on two of Emile's star hex spaces
@gavinbunting7354 Жыл бұрын
@@JoseFranco-xl6pi sorry, don’t know what I’m saying
@ryanmann9842 Жыл бұрын
@@gavinbunting7354 he would've, if the block didn't have an anti-star in it too
@WackoMcGoose Жыл бұрын
THE KAMEK STAR IS REAL! And I guess Daisy be like "frenemyship broken with emile, jon is my new victim".
@gabrielutonium7632 Жыл бұрын
Never in my life have I've seen Jon get this upset when losing stars in this game, he cannot catch a break.
@tarabotelho6692 Жыл бұрын
If we took Jon with all that salt, he could turn a fresh water to salt water in an instant. Poor Jon.
@hank2815 Жыл бұрын
The loudest anyone has ever been in a library.
@Txur_Itan Жыл бұрын
This board and Bowser board was peak Jon. Peak bad luck, peak comedy, peak rage.. everything was perfect
@TheManOfManyNames373 Жыл бұрын
so TRG just completed Bowser's Pinball... and this video maaaaaay need a sequel
@lucyspencer9752 Жыл бұрын
If anyone's curious, the science on the chalkboard in 'study fall' is both real math and real chemistry.
@King_G-dede Жыл бұрын
Can’t believe Jon didn’t turn into the joker. All it takes is one bad turn 😂
@starvoltnexus3139 Жыл бұрын
Then Bowser’s pinball machine comes along and literally just abuses his soul constantly
@steveharper2463 Жыл бұрын
It maybe due to the fact that I haven’t played this game in years but I don’t remember it being THIS brutal and insane. Makes me want to find my copy and revisit it
@slimballs9650 Жыл бұрын
The three bleeps in a row reminded me of that one moment from Emile's Pikmin 3 LP with Masae.
@slimballs9650 Жыл бұрын
Also where's the clip at 4:08 from?
@Mister_Oddity Жыл бұрын
For a game where you're small, Jon's bad luck is still super big
@CrystalKingdomGeneral4942 Жыл бұрын
You could start a thousand fast food chains with all this salt. Poor Jon...
@NightOwl1515 Жыл бұрын
I'm getting worried for Jon's blood pressure.
@chrisnichols9014 Жыл бұрын
He get's really tilted lmfao
@CrystalKingdomGeneral4942 Жыл бұрын
Also, this was before Bowser's pinball.
@329link Жыл бұрын
I played the hell out of this as a kid yet I never knew you could even get a ztar from a hidden block! What even are the odds of that happening?
@CrossoverFan4life Жыл бұрын
Happened 3 times in the LP
@leesalee1540 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been playing this for 15 years and I didn’t even know there WERE Zstars in this game!!
@matthewungertwenty3231 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the quote for Jon's suffering for this map was. 'This is a rile playing game, what role am i playing the f-ing victim
@zachorryy Жыл бұрын
4:08 Okay who here remembers when Ray William Johnson hosted Equals 3? God I was so surprised when I saw that clip. I am glad to see some reference to it in however many years it has been since the show was cancelled.
@genericyoutubecommentchann7418 Жыл бұрын
I think the Daisy picture book joke was probably referring to dirty picture books. I didn’t really get it at first either.
@KermitKong24 Жыл бұрын
Jon just can't stop landing on that Kamek space.
@karlhnedkovsky5214 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, we could feed the world with all this salt!
@icefire2104 Жыл бұрын
Kemek’s Library aka the rise of Jon’s Salt.
@YuriKaroki19 Жыл бұрын
ugh I know people are saying that Bowser Pinball will be the end of Emile's luck but I can't help but think that in reailty that will be when the game is the most vilest with Jon mainly cuz one happening space takes away everything
@DarkKnight51083 Жыл бұрын
@@YuriKaroki19 Surprisingly, Jon said he didn't lose his voice on the Pinball Machine. Shocking, since those spaces are Mario Party at its most vile.
@Mike.325 Жыл бұрын
3:06 got me dying🤣🤣🤣
@Nathan55411 Жыл бұрын
Somehow, Bowser's Pinball Machine was even crazier than this
@MatthewTheSkunk Жыл бұрын
1:51 Jon: Can ya knock it off? Tim: Knock it off, Fox! Nice little eference too their Star Fox 64 LP :D
@jadetealaaron2003 Жыл бұрын
This game is simultaneously brutal and broken and I LOVE IT.
@lukedetering4490 Жыл бұрын
Timestamps for what you came for 0:00-8:45
@EssexAggiegrad2011 Жыл бұрын
Mario Party: the destroyer of friendships
@jenoyt1337 Жыл бұрын
It’s like monopoly, but worse
@CrystalKingdomGeneral4942 Жыл бұрын
Ok, was there *ONE* warping on that stage that did NOT involve Jon?
@Jiggelmeister Жыл бұрын
Great edits. made me laugh out loud lmao
@CrossoverFan4life Жыл бұрын
Here I thought Tim had the worst luck in the game
@Coach_Shiner 5 ай бұрын
1:34 Tim's laugh gets me everytime
@crazytankxd5758 Жыл бұрын
Legends say that Jon is still landing on that warp space to this day...
@theminiyosshi2901 Жыл бұрын
Jon spent 60% of the game on green spaces
@nebbynetwork2089 Жыл бұрын
The daisy curse has been broken
@jonlevidalkvistagustsson6134 Жыл бұрын
I am still a strong believer in it!
@gregorymckenzie7029 Жыл бұрын
Considering the amount of damage done to Jon this board, I say no
@MoonlightReaper14 Жыл бұрын
@@gregorymckenzie7029 well... it DID break for chugga. It just moved targets from chugga to Jon apparently
@gavinbunting7354 Жыл бұрын
I think Jon had a princess curse.
@MoonlightReaper14 Жыл бұрын
@@gavinbunting7354 that's a good point
@AlphaXenarc Жыл бұрын
I think this is one instance of censoring making the clip better 🤣
@potatortheomnipotentspud Жыл бұрын
One must imagine Jon winning Mario party
@No_Sleepee Жыл бұрын
2:57 "It Begins" -Protonjon, 2022
@Sindgoemon Жыл бұрын
i can relate to this anger so well cause this was my luck doing this map on story mode with the ai set to easy
@jimmyrustler5801 9 ай бұрын
It never occurred to me how vulgar that star steal into ztar combo until 80% of it was covered by bleeping
@randomtrainerx.3424 Жыл бұрын
The board really wanted to warp Jon around
@Antonio-is2cn Жыл бұрын
Mario Party DS: I like everyone except Proton Jon...
@mitchellalexander9162 Жыл бұрын
ProtonJon has a Kamek's Library problem.
@erainmartinez8175 Жыл бұрын
that's the funniest video ever! 4:11
@karlhnedkovsky5214 Жыл бұрын
It's really astonishing, how much this game was just shitting on Jon!
@TheREALwymario 10 ай бұрын
It's kind of crazy how much Mario Party DS cranks up the game's swingy-ness up to 11. Items being the cheapest they've ever been and being able to be bought in bulk on each visit to the shop means Star counts get real high, not to mention the amount of Star stealing and ways to get free Stars. If you know how to take advantage of this you can rack up huge uncontestable leads, but if you don't know or just get really unlucky (like Jon) you can get pounded into the dirt real hard.
@mrcwillis6970 Жыл бұрын
His bad luck never gives him a break.
@chrisnichols9014 Жыл бұрын
Jon being salty is hilarious!
@TheMightyGlizzy Жыл бұрын
“Then I read act thr33” 4:07
@TheDarkUmbreon8623 Жыл бұрын
Yes John, release your anger. Fuel your hatred and use it to power the dark side
@vgbcp3rs0na41 Жыл бұрын
3:05 I AM SO SORRY, JON! 4:04 THREEEEEE!!!!
@ecbgames238 Жыл бұрын
The Jon rage meter is really crazy I feel like he’s going to blame the game just like he did in that one tropical island he’s blaming Nintendo for giving him karma
@PerfectKirby Жыл бұрын
He has every reason to blame the game, DS is the most bullshit one I’ve ever seen
@gamerz1172 Жыл бұрын
This map did jon dirty lol
@joehuber252 Жыл бұрын
Poor Jon. This game just seems to not like him. 😂
@sonickidgamingmore7006 Жыл бұрын
I can't tell why, but John sounds like Dan when he's angry.
@SamualWalker Жыл бұрын
From 2:49 to 3:13, Waluigi got double-pwned. OUCH
@skippydinglechalk. Жыл бұрын
When did Jon throw his DS?
@lucario774pika Жыл бұрын
When the hidden block stole a star.
@YuriKaroki19 Жыл бұрын
when he lost a star to Emile's star steal hex and then got a hidden block that gave him a Ztar (a dark star that takes away stars)
@HarpiePlayerJoeHPJ Жыл бұрын
Jon's villain arc begins
@hyperfairy7779 10 ай бұрын
Let's do the Jon warp again!
@buglemcelik11 Ай бұрын
Vernias TCNick3 king of skill and sophist doing live reaction (salt factory/adventure): 3:18
@keidrienmccollum3476 Жыл бұрын
I'm So Sorry Protonjon
@masterdrewt6698 Жыл бұрын
Welp, that’s one way to ruin friendship
@AdriaticTokoru Жыл бұрын
4:07 Three! 😆 🤣
@NGO9000 Жыл бұрын
4:09 who's that?
@crazyluigi6664 Жыл бұрын
Ray William Johnson
@Antonio-is2cn Жыл бұрын
Maybe this was Daisy's way of payback for Jon making fun of Emile in that "Doing Daisy On Hard" stream?
@G.J._Pods Жыл бұрын
I both feel for Jon, and find his misery entertaining.
@UltimaKeyMaster Жыл бұрын
2:50 Emile: Hoooooooooo LOOKS LIKE YOU CAME BACK FOR MORRRRRRRRRRRRE- Me: *YEAAAAAAAAAH, CAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEEL TIME-*
@gamestop15 Жыл бұрын
When me and the bois, do this and I'll like Chugga
@Thunderdragon-uc1lw Жыл бұрын
0:02 I don’t get it
@realkingofantarctica Жыл бұрын
The Ballad of Saint-John-Son
@slimballs9650 Жыл бұрын
Wait, don't you mean "ballad"?
@teapottanuki5841 Жыл бұрын
This board was like 29% swearing
@DeltaTTYSQ33z3R Жыл бұрын
I wonder if there is uncensored version of what he said 😂😂😂
@zekromtrainer1222 Жыл бұрын
Yes check the original footage
@JustCrazyDK Жыл бұрын
Heh Heh Heh Heh HeH, it's definitely not over yet.
@brendancrowley3085 Жыл бұрын
All karma for the shitshow that was Dokapon Kingdom
@vgbcp3rs0na41 Жыл бұрын
Which is COMING BACK!😂
@nateobrien354 Жыл бұрын
I've been feeling awful for Jon throughout this playthrough! I just want someone other than Emile to win for once!
@CrossoverFan4life Жыл бұрын
He did lose the last board to Tim
@soseztheleadr Жыл бұрын
OK, who else besides me thinks that _Mario Party DS_ has it out for Jon? ^^
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