" why are all these men obsessed with me smp " IM DEAD

The fact that joel’s horn box i called “horny time with joel” is absolutely killing me 😂

joel: *has one of the biggest bases thus far* also joel: “now, i know the base is pretty small”

I love how Ethos immeadiate reaction to when Joel blew the Oh Snappers horn was to just say oh snappers

joel should host a dating show where all of them fight for his love

joel: “hey, etho babe” also joel: “it’s kinda weird how much etho is obsessed with me”

I watched Gem's video and thought that Joel was whispering "I see you" but now I realize it's actually a Tango horn 😭

joel: *flirts with men* also joel: *why are these men obsessed with me?”

Photocopy = Etho Cross = Etho Market = Etho Gallery = Etho Salvation = Etho My god this guy is obsessed!

Oooh, let's see... Photocopy = Gem Cross = Mumbo Market = Scar Gallery = Impulse salvation = Grian Though if Joel doesn't remember, these are Schrodinger's answers...

joel: *builds etho shrines, calls etho ‘bae’, purchases etho horns* also joel: “why does everyone think *im obsessed* with etho?? he’s the one who’s obsessed with me!”

'not everyones obsessed with you' 7:05 Joel : It might seem crazy what im boutta say...

Joel: A person who doesn't finish insides of bases. Grain: A person who doesn't finish the backs of bases. With their powers combine, we will finally have a finished base!

We can all agree that Joel is the member with the most rizz

"Horny time with Joel", im DEAD 😂. Hermitcraft has peaked with Joels insanity

I'm actually getting addicted to Joel's videos. The amount of times I have re-watched his POV of the life series is crazy

Joel's Milkshake really be bringing all the boys to the yard xD

I love how etho's reaction to his "oh snappers" horn is to respond an even zingier "oh schnapperz"

The shovel being called "I'm working late, because i'm a minecraft youtuber" is excellent!

10:05 NOT JOEL SINGING THE HOT TUB MEME 😭 (also getting the lyrics wrong LMAO)

its no denying at this point of moment, that we are all a bit obsessed with joel. glad Etho & Iskall started this maybe possible cult

I am waiting for a documentary about one minecrafters descent to madness… I mean he started jeremyism, then went absolutely insane in last life after dying four times in an episode, he started a SECOND CULT in secret life, tried to convince everyone he was a god, and has now created a love triangle that’s more like a icosakaiheptagon between literally everyone on the server… not to mention his intros which imo speak for themselves. Who would play Joel (and his different personalities) in it?

Mumbo's impression was actually pretty solid! I hope no one is too "cross" with you.

4:04 JOEL THAT SHULKER BOX MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING AND NOW MY FAMILY IS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD LOL 😭

i love that etho responds without hesitation to the oh snappers horn with his own oh snappers every single time

Your intros always quickly answer the question, "Haven't I already watched this one?" Thank you for that!

With more and more buildings, it's getting even clearer what you meant by "traditional on the left, industrial/modern on the right", and it looks amazing!

joel: *builds shrines of etho* also joel: “welcome back to why is etho obsessed with me smp!”

Joel is just so handsome, creative and humble so of course these men are obsessed with him

I just love it whenever other hermits see joels base in their episodes. They alway go "oh Joelxs base looks amazing" or something along those lines and just pause and stare at it for a minute before moving on with their videos lol.

Joel's building code for his neighborhood/district is very natrual, with many of the streets following contour lines. Most genius of all is that even though He has be going for more high rise structures, they don't stand much further above the entire Cherry-blossom Forest. Joel's builds age perfectly in the right environment.

Joel's understanding of color and texture is genuinely so impressive, his builds are GORGEOUS and jam packed and as an artist I aspire to have such skill with matching lots of vibrant different color schemes and lots of textures in such a harmonious way!!

joel is in the craziest sitcom-style love pentagon lmaooo

The fact that we can confidently guess Scar when Joel said ‘market’ says something

LMAO I never expected for HC to have a lot triangle between Eefo, Joel, and Iskall 😭 him and Skizz are really a great addition!

Joel should add a tripwire to his gate where when people walk through they get his fireworks going off.

We all love "why are all these men obsessed with me SMP" Joel, also love your enthusiasm in "Lightning rods!"

I love how etho just responded to the oh snappers horn by repeating it. I get the feeling theres going to be many, many, many variations of etho saying Oh Snappers now..

here are my guesses lol Photocopy - Gem Cross - Mumbo Market - Scar Dull - Grian Gallery - Skizz Salvation - Impulse

Etho echoing 'oh snappers' back to the horn every single time joel used it made me crack up.

i'm so thrilled we got another walkthrough build session! the cut-off screams really made it for me. 😌 the bit where you tried to sneak up on etho got me giggling and kicking my feet. i love y'all's friendship.

Joel's little giggle whenever he speaks to Etho gives me life. I'm so glad they've become closer from the boat boys days.

I loved where joels screams cut off during his timelapse 😂 13:25 & 13:50

0:01 “Welcome back to: ‘why are all these men obsessed with me SMP, aka Hermitcraft” 4:04 The shulker box name… 5:17 “Show me the vicinity and I’ll find it instantly” “It’s in this vicinity” “Ah, I’ve not found it Gem” 7:05 ”Not everyone’s obsessed with you… like Etho is” […] “I’m starting to think you’re the one obsessed with Etho” 10:05 “Two men, sitting in a hot tub… 12 feet apart-“ “Ok” “Ok” 17:12 I’ll admit, it looks amazing 17:29 Obsessed much?

The ‘Joel is like a celebrity with 100 fan boys’ plot line is by far my favourite

Joel is getting more comfortable interacting with Hermits and it's so wholesome to see ! Also love the new building and the bigger banners !

joel: “welcome back to ‘Why are men obsessed with me? SMP’ Also joel: *gives neck kisses and builds shrines of said men*

I love Joel’s horn of the month. It honestly suits him so well- 😂 Also it was so funny when Etho said “Oh Snappers” in that voice 😂

joel's chaotic but somehow chill personality is absolutely brilliant.

I have only just realised that Joel might actually be a god. He does so much building but he never has a massive chest monster. He must’ve killed it like Hercules killed the Nemean Lion, Hyrdra etc. or maybe he is Hercules. He is just as tall and muscular.

17:28 why was this the most serotonin inducing interaction ever😭 i’m sorry but those adorable giggles are convincing no one mr. beans

13:39 Joel, if you haven't considered it: stained glass panes above/below the wall blocks when they move over so their corners connect. You mentioned wanting to go for a wiring look and it keeps them slightly thinner. :-)

the mountain billboard is GORGEOUS, the shaders only elevated it!! it’s so simple but i’m so obsessed with it

Who needs revision, when you have JOEL?!!

NOT THE HORNY TIME WITH JOEL SHULKER

Joel making the most progress of al the Hermits by far. At least one big new addition EVERY episode. Keep up the good work, er gaming.

Yes, another episode of the love polygon

This may be my favourite Hermitcraft base ever. It's right up there with Pearl's from last season

The way Joel giggles around Etho is hilarious and cute

4:04 WHY HAVE I NOT NOTICED HIS SHULKER FOR HORNS IS CALLED "Horny time with Joel" 😭😭 THIS MAN IS TEETERING ON PG ISTG

Joel’s giggle, paired with Etho’s laugh, made my day! 😂 The new buildings are awesome! Love how your base is so amazing. You’re such a talented builder!

I'm going to admitt, originally I didnt care for the style of you're base, but now that everything is coming together, I love it! Its really impressive how you combined your usual style with something new. I know sometimes it's hard trying something new as content creator in the fear that your audience wont like it, but you pulled it off! You've grown a lot as an artist and youtuber, and I can't wait to see what you have planned next!

1. Gem (photocopy) 2. Mumbo (cross) 3. Scar (market) 4. Skizz (dull?) 5. Impulse (gallery) 6. Grian (salvation) I think...

4:43 JOEL 😭😭😭

14:30 why is no one talking about how Joel just WAXED signs? You can do that???

Your base is starting to look like a 'HIDE N SEEK' arena. Make all hermits play it in your base. Make them sound a horn like whistle sound. So that the seeker can have hints if they are close. 🎉🎉🎉

“Everuone is obsessed with me” Grian “I’m not” “And I took that personally.”

This music has big "you wouldn't steal a car" vibes lol 3:04

I love it, one of the new guys going full hog on his first season and almost shaming the long time hermits in sheer scale of his build.

It’s so funny I just watched gems vid and was so confused by the I see you horn, I didn’t know it was a horn

I love Etho's response to the "Oh snappers" horn is just repeating it every time but more like a parody ... of himself xD

Every time Joel builds something new in his area I get worried about the buildings in the back being covered up, but the new ones are always even more amazing

Poor Mumbo, he's such a big Etho fan and to then hear that his statue was made by Joel. Absolutely horrendous!

joel: “why is etho obsessed with me?” also joel: *builds an etho shrine and purchases etho memorabilia*

I just love how every time you play the OH SNAPPERS! horn at etho, he immediately returns with his own OH SNAPPERS!

Joel: Builds something immaculate Also Joel: As you can see it's not completely finished...

I LOVE how your base is so walk-able, like everything clicks like lego.

Thats absolutely beautiful in shaders....so happy your part of hermitcraft

I can tell how much Joel isn't obsessed with Etho by how frequently he uses that "Oh, snappers!" horn. He totally doesn't want to infuse Etho's voice into every moment of his life lmao

Having villagers on the balconies looks fantastic! You should add more, mainly on balconies but behind windows works too

4:00 JOEL THE SHULKER BOX'S NAME.

10:39 🎶im working lateee, cause im a mincraft youtuberrrr🎶 Love that he's a sabrina fan lmao

15:38 love how he says "otherwise im gonna look stupid" when the glass panes aren't entirely in frame, you'd think editor joel would put a side comment like "yeah you do" but no,,, the silence speaks more volumes 😂

That Mumbo impression was amazing

WDYM “HORNY TIME WITH JOEl” Mr. Beans 😭😭😭 edit: this is Joel’s shulker box name for his horns 😭

Photocopy = gem Cross = mumbo Market = scar Doll = grian (spot on) Gallery = skiz Salvation =impulse Hope im right!

Imagine placing wood down stripping it mining it again😂. Just hold it in offhand ace in main and you automatically strip all the wood whilst building

15:04 LOL U CAN SEE THE PERRY FROM THERE

Etho imitating himself is hilarious... "aoOOWww sNAppers" My guesses for your Mountain voices... Photocopy = Gem Cross = Mumbo Market = Scar Dull(?) = Grian Gallery = Skizz Salvation = Impulse Love the new buildings, they're gorgeous! :D

i love your sword as it says"imagine pausing the video and reading this ya nerd" 🤣

Make a radio tower, like the sky tower in Auckland, New Zealand, they also put in huge radio towers in the denser parts of japan.

5:35 Joel you're not supposed to ask that to a lady

Please build a futuristic Truck-kun

Joel's base is my favorite so far. So many details and little movements everywhere.

His base is literally so perfect for hide and seek it's amazing

0:32 "*salvation*" I'm dying (wheeze)

Jole idk how you do it rly but I’ve seen this rly cool thing you can do with end rods where you can make it look like a hologram and it’s so sick very cyberpunk

Photocopy = Gem Cross = Mumbo Market = Scar Dull = Grian Gallery = Skizz Salvation = Impulse

the impressions were top tier

An idea to light up your base a bit better is to place frog lights every 3 or so blocks in the walkway and put trapdoors over them I think it would light your area up great and give a bit more color to your walkways, you could even mix and match the frog lights :D