The Best and Worst Games of 2023

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Synthetic Man

Synthetic Man

Күн бұрын

2023 was NOT one of the greatest years in gaming history. It was pretty good though. Baldur's gate 3, Tears of the Kingdom, Pizza Tower and others saved it from being another disappointment. There's plenty of garbage AAA games that released this year: Forspoken, Starfield, Redfall...need I go on?
So, join me in ranking the absolute best and worst game releases of 2023.
#syntheticman #starfield #spiderman2
0:00 Intro
2:05 5th Worst
5:47 4th Worst
9:02 3rd Worst
14:23 2nd Worst
16:37 Dishonorable Mentions
20:09 Worst Game of 2023
30:06 5th Best
35:48 4th Best
39:41 3rd Best
43:44 2nd Best
52:02 Honorable Mentions
57:04 GOTY 2023
1:03:09 Conclusion

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@chrishowland321
@chrishowland321 5 ай бұрын
a lot of live service games died this year, so thats a plus
@FlamespeedyAMV
@FlamespeedyAMV 5 ай бұрын
True
@convergence1point
@convergence1point 5 ай бұрын
And Destiny is on its way out too. Soyny taking Ls like crazy.
@Deadsea_1993
@Deadsea_1993 5 ай бұрын
​@@convergence1point. I've given my Ps5 to my wife. I'm glad that I switched to Xbox back in 2012. I like how most of my games from that gen are still playable on Series X with better performance, nicer resolution, and faster load times (Gta 4 is a locked 60fps and you can barely see the first loading screen artwork before you are put into the game). Sony since 2020 has fully embraced the politics of California. Spider-Man 2 was quickly sold by myself and it will be the last PS game I buy.
@vorbo01
@vorbo01 5 ай бұрын
​@@Deadsea_1993bro why not just get a PC like an adult?
@MrSkullHead1250
@MrSkullHead1250 5 ай бұрын
@@vorbo01 Cause PC ports have been trash lately. Cause devs don't seem to know how to optimize their games.
@KG4949-r9f
@KG4949-r9f 5 ай бұрын
Just as a refresher to compare what we nowadays think this a good year in gaming. some games released in 2004: Half-Life 2 Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Halo 2 Burnout 3: Takedown Unreal Tournament 2004 Counter-Strike: Source Red Dead Revolver Doom 3 Need for Speed Underground 2 Silent Hill 4 Star Wars Battlefront Star Wars KOTOR 2 The Sith Lords Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow World of Warcraft Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Rome: Total War Far Cry Tony Hawk's Underground 2 Spellforce: Breath of Winter Everquest 2 Warhammer 40k Dawn of War Dragon Quest VIII Settlers V Deus Ex 2 Prince of Persia Warrior Within Medal of Honor Pacific Assault Flatout Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 Hitman 3 Contracts Richard Burns Rally Final Fantasy 11 Legacy of Kain: Defiance Battlefield Vietnam The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-earth Gran Turismo 4 Ridge Racer Sly 2: Band of Theives Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Ninja Gaiden Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater Pikmin 2 The Sims 2 Sid Meier's Pirates! Metroid: Zero Mission The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
@planetzdr
@planetzdr 5 ай бұрын
But but but you don’t like the beautiful graphics?! And you don’t like walking a lot and stuff? You don’t like movies? *Chugs Soylent*
@mr.fister4738
@mr.fister4738 5 ай бұрын
Crazy to think about, huh? Had a one second long mental breakdown when Gran Turismo 4 was mentioned, cuz I love it
@harristhesecondcomin
@harristhesecondcomin 5 ай бұрын
Burnout 3s chaos and fun factor hasn't been replicated to this day.
@sneed1208
@sneed1208 5 ай бұрын
Deus Ex 2 (Invisible War) was a straight up bad game, such a step backwards from the first, it was like a Starfield in terms of a step backwards for a developer
@thetrashcanman7537
@thetrashcanman7537 5 ай бұрын
@@sneed1208did you find one mid game out of all these classics? 🤡
@Kenshin6321
@Kenshin6321 5 ай бұрын
"Exaggerated swagger of a black teen" lol. Never gonna let journos live that one down. As for Forspoken, I still can't get over how they harped on so much about a black female main character, and they made her criminal, with a deadbeat dad, and the first time you see her she's in court talking about her criminal record.
@4096Ti
@4096Ti 5 ай бұрын
Well, it is realistic so...
@littv1610
@littv1610 4 ай бұрын
Not as realistic as YOU PPL being sick pedos
@littv1610
@littv1610 4 ай бұрын
@@4096TiI rather my dad be gone than him touch me at night 😢😂😂😂😂
@SammEater
@SammEater 4 ай бұрын
Funniest part is that she then meets a black girl in the fantasy world that also steals, what did the writers meant by that? Lol
@_Code_3
@_Code_3 4 ай бұрын
@@littv1610too bad you got both
@DistantKingdom
@DistantKingdom 5 ай бұрын
the starfield NPCs make Mary Jane look beautiful holy lol. no way the uglification isn't intentional like bruh
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 5 ай бұрын
Anyone who says it's unintentional is gaslighting.
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 5 ай бұрын
@GeraltofRivia22 what, you don't know what women older than 21 years look like realistically? 🤣😂
@niggardlylad2008
@niggardlylad2008 5 ай бұрын
​@@vidmasterK1maybe in burgerland murica but not where I live
@ChronoStrife
@ChronoStrife 5 ай бұрын
@@vidmasterK1 What's with you people saying real women look ugly to defend some trash-tier game asset? I meet attractive women well into their 30s and 40s and see attractive women around here who don't wear makeup. I'm not in some plastic hell hole either, I'm in Pennsylvania. Even some of the bad looking women look better than this Mary Jane and definitely a lot of the Starfield stuff. As long as a woman isn't obese or straight up deformed it's no to minimal effort to look better than MJ if they are in their 20s or that Fable character..
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 5 ай бұрын
@@ChronoStrife yeah your annedcdote isn't speaking for many here
@stepanotrisal1512
@stepanotrisal1512 5 ай бұрын
I didn't believe the "uglification of games". Until I played back to back The New Order and The New Colossus
@rohdger3390
@rohdger3390 5 ай бұрын
Wolfenstein games? Idk, I don't think the new order had ugly characters, unless I just didn't pay much attention to them
@stepanotrisal1512
@stepanotrisal1512 5 ай бұрын
@@rohdger3390 New Order didn't New Colossus did
@rohdger3390
@rohdger3390 5 ай бұрын
@@stepanotrisal1512 Oh, well, in that case, I can't confirm nor deny, since I haven't played the new colossus
@stepanotrisal1512
@stepanotrisal1512 5 ай бұрын
@@rohdger3390 look up the photos, and even better, videos, of BJ, Anya and Wyatt from TNO and TNC, and you will see the difference. Part of it is they made the characters less attractice, part of it is the graphics as a whole make characters uglier. I liked the new graphics when it came to enemies, weapons and environment, but characters looked really bad
@dangazobiton9774
@dangazobiton9774 5 ай бұрын
@@stepanotrisal1512 don't forget about pregnant women dual-wielding heavy, automatic weapons. That game was a part of my awakening to all of the propaganda, subtle or not.
@Sh1snoShooter
@Sh1snoShooter 5 ай бұрын
One of the craziest things I learned about Bethesda, is there was one guy who did all the concept art for Fallout 3. He literally died during pre-production of Fallout 4 which is why the art style changed so dramatically.
@Otherwise_1
@Otherwise_1 5 ай бұрын
Over
@personwhohasayoutubechannel3
@personwhohasayoutubechannel3 5 ай бұрын
Damn. The FO3 art style was the best in the series too
@lahuk1194
@lahuk1194 5 ай бұрын
Such a shame, the little artbook that came out with F3 is great to look through, he had such a good style.
@BATTLEPENCIL
@BATTLEPENCIL 5 ай бұрын
I blame Emil Pagliarulo for that.
@fistofram5526
@fistofram5526 5 ай бұрын
@@personwhohasayoutubechannel3 Yeah, shame the game was really not that good at all.
@emil1322
@emil1322 5 ай бұрын
28:52 “If we, the common man, are viewed as cattle by the elites, this is the type of entertainment that they want to feed us for the rest of time.” Nailed it.
@stinkfinga4918
@stinkfinga4918 5 ай бұрын
Someone's read up on the talmud.
@Kaucukovnik666
@Kaucukovnik666 5 ай бұрын
This is why I only spectate mainstream (and much of "indie") gaming from a distance these days. As Rich from Red Letter Media put it, nerd culture has been co-opted by the jocks.
@kennethnorth7018
@kennethnorth7018 5 ай бұрын
@@Kaucukovnik666the jocks shall bring about their own self destruction however. As shall the elites
@varmastiko2908
@varmastiko2908 5 ай бұрын
They don't view us as cattle. You see, cattle has a use.
@eldoriyah8236
@eldoriyah8236 5 ай бұрын
They view the uninatiated Less than cattle, more like guinea pigs in a lab
@PhialSubstance
@PhialSubstance 5 ай бұрын
Saying that ESG compliant games "suck ass" is an insult to people who suck asses.
@ExtremeMan10
@ExtremeMan10 5 ай бұрын
Will you show me how?
@PhialSubstance
@PhialSubstance 5 ай бұрын
I'm kinky, but I'm not THAT kinky. @@ExtremeMan10
@xavier5297
@xavier5297 5 ай бұрын
Synth is one of the few people on this site that’s honest about how underwhelming these AAA games are.
@John-X
@John-X 5 ай бұрын
all the consoomers mad at him "why are you booing me, i'm right"
@smallshaq8062
@smallshaq8062 5 ай бұрын
Gollum, Forspoken and Starfield were completely trashed so no
@korvo3427
@korvo3427 5 ай бұрын
@@smallshaq8062 Low hanging fruit. Most reviewers don't have the balls to admit that SM2 is underwhelming woke propaganda.
@smallshaq8062
@smallshaq8062 5 ай бұрын
@@korvo3427 Sure but their reviews of Spiderman 2 are still better than Synthetic Man's review. Synthetic Man is one of the worst videogame reviewers i have seen. His spiderman 2 review was just 1 hour and half of him being a crybaby.
@johndoe-dj3iy
@johndoe-dj3iy 5 ай бұрын
@@korvo3427 100% he calls it like it is while others basically just ignoring the 10 giant elephants in the room.
@Sgt.ArchDornan
@Sgt.ArchDornan 5 ай бұрын
You know things are bad when people are considering this year a "good year"
@ExtremeMan10
@ExtremeMan10 5 ай бұрын
People straight up think this year is best for gaming, it makes me barf.
@bearpoop720
@bearpoop720 5 ай бұрын
it kind of was, sure lots of stinkers like SM2 and those Game Mill games, but people just want to ignore all the good stuff that comes out, and just play the bad stuff so they can say dumb shit like this. Just look at Armored Core 6, BG3, Lies of P, TOTK, RE4, Dredge, Cocoon, the other indie nominees, Jedi Survivor (stop playing on PC, you keep getting shitty launches like this, but past the performance issues, it's a good game), Pikmin, Mortal Kombat 1, and the best of them all, Gollum. But it really wasn't a good year, there are years infinitely better than this one.
@Sgt.ArchDornan
@Sgt.ArchDornan 5 ай бұрын
​@bearpoop720 yea but the quality is only going to get worse cause game devs/leaders are going to see normies being like "omg look they liked 2023! Lets make more slop" but yes it was one of the better years only by maybe 5%, my favorite modern gaming year is 2019 and that is only because of Sekiro, that game carried that year by itself
@exotericidymnic3530
@exotericidymnic3530 5 ай бұрын
I heard a guy say "by objective standards 2023 is the best year for gaming in a decade, more games have high metacritic scores than in the last 20 years"
@Mendalay
@Mendalay 5 ай бұрын
Any year where a yakuza game is released is a good year 😂
@martymcfly88mph35
@martymcfly88mph35 5 ай бұрын
Pissing off bugmen redditors is Synth's favorite game.
@Pedro_Le_Chef
@Pedro_Le_Chef 5 ай бұрын
"Bugmen reddittors" 😂
@slicedtopieces
@slicedtopieces 5 ай бұрын
Bugmen beware. The day of the spray cometh.
@n0odles86
@n0odles86 5 ай бұрын
Erm, excuse you? It's bugwomen. Bigot.
@georgetriantafyllidis6525
@georgetriantafyllidis6525 2 ай бұрын
bugmen?
@tyronecriss23
@tyronecriss23 5 ай бұрын
Honestly I only agree with about 40% of what Synthetic says half the time but he’s the only person who speaks his mind and doesn’t pander to all the fake BS. Rather have someone I don’t always see eye to eye with but tells his truth than someone who is taking money behind the scenes and is agreeable.
@littv1610
@littv1610 4 ай бұрын
Yea you would agree with a racist pedo... cuz he speaks the truth.... YOU PPL are so dumb
@Spectacular1103
@Spectacular1103 3 ай бұрын
YMS is much better than him and he's not an angry bigot.
@michaelk8642
@michaelk8642 15 күн бұрын
@@Spectacular1103 And yet here you are. You liberal shit stains are just too funny.
@steve-lu4zq
@steve-lu4zq 11 күн бұрын
​@@Spectacular1103imagine unironically thinking bigot is an insult kek
@Vilis-se8te
@Vilis-se8te 5 ай бұрын
The amount of times I've heard that this year was one the best years in gaming is concerning.
@gamerguideguy6561
@gamerguideguy6561 5 ай бұрын
Because it is.
@tonirrolquimiguitau745
@tonirrolquimiguitau745 5 ай бұрын
@@gamerguideguy6561 elaborate
@fus132
@fus132 5 ай бұрын
@@gamerguideguy6561 Because it is concerning.
@Varangian_af_Scaniae
@Varangian_af_Scaniae 5 ай бұрын
@@gamerguideguy6561 You young NPC's really are taking in the bread and circuses. Onkel Klaus doesn't have to work hard to bring in the technocratic dystopia they have planned for us and you will applaud all the way, please give us more goyslop.
@AvaaSlays_Swiftie
@AvaaSlays_Swiftie 5 ай бұрын
@@gamerguideguy6561no. It’s not even close. Not even top 10. Or top 20.
@Vadim_Slastihin
@Vadim_Slastihin 5 ай бұрын
The fact that the best game of this year is a remake of a 18 years old game is very concerning.
@AlexTheDominator1453
@AlexTheDominator1453 5 ай бұрын
You mean rs4? I didn't care about that either, besides this game onwards is the end of the rs franchise
@gamerguideguy6561
@gamerguideguy6561 5 ай бұрын
Good thing you don't speak for the majority of people if you think RE4 was the best game of the year (it wasn't)
@charlie1234500
@charlie1234500 5 ай бұрын
It definitely was. Hell, it was the best game of both years lmao
@charlie1234500
@charlie1234500 5 ай бұрын
​@@gamerguideguy6561"My toggaF discord friends are all in agreement!"
@sneed1208
@sneed1208 5 ай бұрын
Yea and I'm shocked that they even made it better than the original, og4 feel very outdated these day I hope every studio starts to remake all of those old games because how janky and clunky and outdated they are
@evankeith4763
@evankeith4763 5 ай бұрын
Sweet Baby Inc. is the reason for most of this crap. They've sadly done a lot of work on potentially good games.
@stinkfinga4918
@stinkfinga4918 5 ай бұрын
Sweet Baby is just a tool. Blackrock and the tribe is the reason.
@lahuk1194
@lahuk1194 5 ай бұрын
Its the woke people within the media industry as a whole thats the issue. Companies like Sweet Baby are just concentrated manifestions, even if it goes away, the rot still exists.
@ThatGuy-ky2yf
@ThatGuy-ky2yf 5 ай бұрын
​@@lahuk1194Agreed, they're just one school of fish in an ocean
@kobold7466
@kobold7466 15 күн бұрын
another head of the hydra known as black rock which is another creature under the control of the WEF
@jodysin7
@jodysin7 2 ай бұрын
My kid played the first spiderman from 2017 or 18 or whenever. He really enjoyed it. Hes 12. He played the new spiderman for maybe 2 hours and wont play it anymore. He said its cringe.
@chips4582
@chips4582 Ай бұрын
Based
@TheOneAndOnlycE
@TheOneAndOnlycE Ай бұрын
you raised your kid well.
@BSJINTHEHOUSE420
@BSJINTHEHOUSE420 5 ай бұрын
It really is the greatest year of gaming. Gollum and Starfield in the same year is insane. Todd Howard never fails to deliver.
@convergence1point
@convergence1point 5 ай бұрын
“It just works” -the Man, the Myth, the Legend.
@JohnSmith-ox3gy
@JohnSmith-ox3gy 5 ай бұрын
Breeding pits certified classics.
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 5 ай бұрын
15 times more bad --Todd the Liar
@tatuira93
@tatuira93 5 ай бұрын
Todd-sama... I must apologize... I didn't believe...
@igodreamer7096
@igodreamer7096 5 ай бұрын
damn HAHAHAHHAHHAAH
@just_a_turtle_chad
@just_a_turtle_chad 5 ай бұрын
I'm just sad that the most "innovative" game of the year Starfield didn't win GOTY 😢
@DetectivePikachu37347
@DetectivePikachu37347 5 ай бұрын
You get more loading screens in Starfield than installing Windows XP on your PC 😂
@FlamespeedyAMV
@FlamespeedyAMV 5 ай бұрын
It won on steam..
@grantchoitz1420
@grantchoitz1420 5 ай бұрын
I was more impressed with Red Dead 2 getting labor of love with that recent patch in March 2023.
@Nerdcrusher
@Nerdcrusher 5 ай бұрын
Sure it did, Goyslop of the year.
@William-Sunderland
@William-Sunderland 5 ай бұрын
And thats why steam awards mean nothing.
@sackchief
@sackchief 5 ай бұрын
Starfield is definitely one of the worst things I’ve ever played. No clue how it got the most innovative award from Steam.
@KonaSquid
@KonaSquid 5 ай бұрын
botfarms.
@GruboGigabyte
@GruboGigabyte 5 ай бұрын
play more games than, you haven't played Ethnic Cleansing, have you?
@LadyAmalthea0615
@LadyAmalthea0615 5 ай бұрын
It was a troll award meant to mock its so- called innovation, but unfortunately, Bethesda and their fanboys didn't get it.
@thebigree6155
@thebigree6155 4 күн бұрын
$$$$$$$$$
@TheMorbidHobo
@TheMorbidHobo 5 ай бұрын
It's a sad state that, 5-10 years ago we used to complain about remakes, and still do, but now, because the industry is so untalented and uncreative, we jump for joy at remakes of good games just so we can actually play good games again.
@necron_pog
@necron_pog 5 ай бұрын
I'm disgusted by the fact that some of the worst videogames of the year (like Starfailed) are even mentioned as possible choices for "best game of ........" whatever award. The industry is so disgustingly corrupt I don't know how more indie games will be able to take over the field aside from showing their quality and word of mouth
@GangsterFrankensteinComputer
@GangsterFrankensteinComputer 5 ай бұрын
Oh mate, Fallout 3 actually won GOTY awards, so we've gone one step at least.
@mohabalserafe3795
@mohabalserafe3795 5 ай бұрын
​@@GangsterFrankensteinComputer you mean bulders gate 3
@night6724
@night6724 5 ай бұрын
@@GangsterFrankensteinComputerBut Fallout 3 was great
@TheVincenzoGaming
@TheVincenzoGaming 5 ай бұрын
@@GangsterFrankensteinComputer Fallout 3 is a billion times more polished and fun than the shitshow that is Starfield
@Pegarexucorn
@Pegarexucorn 5 ай бұрын
Fallout 3 sucks 💀 Bethesda forgets to put role-playing in their RPGs. Any CRPG gives you a better role-playing experience than a Bethesda RPG.
@CookaSoupNieceEH
@CookaSoupNieceEH 5 ай бұрын
Decent list, starfield is a insult to our universe, planet and species.
@brick-2000
@brick-2000 5 ай бұрын
Its not that bad. Buggy as hell yes but its a Bethesda game what do you expect, but its a decent game in all honesty
@monkigunfromhalo6653
@monkigunfromhalo6653 5 ай бұрын
Gamers trying not to overexagerate challenge (impossible)
@lordcrusader861
@lordcrusader861 5 ай бұрын
@@brick-2000 It stinks dude, gameplay is the same but the quest design was even worse than f76's.
@FabioMafu
@FabioMafu 5 ай бұрын
@@monkigunfromhalo6653 This dude entire life is him hating on useless shit. but i do agree with spiderman 2 lmao
@aiaoi5048
@aiaoi5048 5 ай бұрын
ah yes, starfield is technical masterpiece with gigachad face😂😂​@@monkigunfromhalo6653
@KdogPrime
@KdogPrime 5 ай бұрын
I have to say, I had completely forgotten about Forspoken until this video.
@ethanwright752
@ethanwright752 5 ай бұрын
The game that taught japan to ignore all leftist woke western consultants permanently lol
@Yarsig
@Yarsig 3 ай бұрын
@@ethanwright752 Except Bandai Namco...
@ethanwright752
@ethanwright752 3 ай бұрын
@@Yarsig unfortunately true
@oskarzakariasson1077
@oskarzakariasson1077 5 ай бұрын
Spider-man 2 was so bad it was borderline insulting. And i really liked the first one.
@stevenceja4706
@stevenceja4706 5 ай бұрын
Agreed and I was really excited about it for a long time
@bwestacado9643
@bwestacado9643 4 ай бұрын
The 1st one was fun for a day or two and then it's just repetitive collecting and watching cinematic beat the game for you. Like all Soyny games
@Schizo2
@Schizo2 5 ай бұрын
‘Platinum age of gaming’, fuck me it’s so over
@bilbobaggins9451
@bilbobaggins9451 4 ай бұрын
Its more like a diarrhea geen color.
@abnormally_deceased
@abnormally_deceased 5 ай бұрын
what a fucking disaster this industry is, holy shit.
@joeherrera8826
@joeherrera8826 5 ай бұрын
I am glad that some of the Japanese developers and indie developers are making great games.
@redcenturion88
@redcenturion88 5 ай бұрын
Yuck
@BenFoster-cx4em
@BenFoster-cx4em 5 ай бұрын
American bases in Japan are poisoning the land and water.
@ungooglablegames
@ungooglablegames 5 ай бұрын
I think that if you look away from AAA, every year games of high quality release, it's just that no one knows about them. I wish Syth's indie segments were longer. Until then, I ranked 45 games from 2023, most of them obscure.
@vcdonovan5943
@vcdonovan5943 5 ай бұрын
Surprised to see BG3 here. "Why does anyone like this game?" Because they have no idea what a good RPG looks like. BG3 is the lamest, dullest, most perfunctory RPG ever made. The combat is rote. The characters are painfully uninteresting. The story is schizophrenic and goes nowhere satisfying. At no time in my 240 hours with BG3 was I ever in danger of being amused, entertained, or engaged. Quite frankly, BG3 is no different than Starfield and I'm sick of pretending it's not. BG3 is simply incompetent. It's a poor man's RPG. Anyone looking for an RPG can do better.
@chatarrra7457
@chatarrra7457 Ай бұрын
Baldur’s Gate 2 does most of BG3’s faults actual justice and does a lot of things, including writing, better but nooo me no likely ugly graphic hurdur.
@YumiiSauce
@YumiiSauce 5 ай бұрын
this year really turned me into an extreme noticer and i both love and hate it
@convergence1point
@convergence1point 5 ай бұрын
Once you begin to see the Jewatrix. See the code and algorithm of the Decline. There is no going back. The red pill cannot be regurgitated.
@TheNSJaws
@TheNSJaws 5 ай бұрын
welcome aboard, fren
@JayPrakash-th4rd
@JayPrakash-th4rd 5 ай бұрын
good to see noticer club is growing
@APsychicMonkey
@APsychicMonkey 5 ай бұрын
Pattern recognition gang, represent.
@Shieftain
@Shieftain 5 ай бұрын
Congrats man. Some people might say it's a tough path because of all the stuff you'll likely not enjoy anymore. However, it can also be freeing, as you're no longer bound by any sort of pressures (societal, FOMO, etc) to consume the latest piece of media that's being hyped up. Also your wallet will thank you and you'll have more time on your hands to do other more enjoyable and/or productive things.
@Ostnizdasht206
@Ostnizdasht206 5 ай бұрын
MJ's face gives me depression..
@foulXD
@foulXD 5 ай бұрын
Thats not even a face. Its just rotten potatoes at this point. Fking hell, and to think that there are people who look at this and think:"dayum, she looks nice🥵🥵🥵🥵." When I've seen some of the comments about her face, I faceplamed, hard. People need to get outside and see some actual women, because whateverthefuck this monstrosity is, its not MJ. 😂
@wiZrd0ne
@wiZrd0ne 5 ай бұрын
mf crying about a video game characters look instead of getting some
@woebringer7884
@woebringer7884 5 ай бұрын
She’d make the horniest teen a limp noodle
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 5 ай бұрын
Why? You don't get out and see women much? They tend to look like that as they age up, dude
@foulXD
@foulXD 5 ай бұрын
@@vidmasterK1 you understand that MJ is supposed to be in her 20's, right? She looks like she is 40+ instead.
@jassco2
@jassco2 5 ай бұрын
I’ve totaled up all the slop. You saved me a total of 200ish hours of my life by skipping awful games this year. I bought a kayak and went fishing instead. I had only 3 games I enjoyed this year and only 1 had Debora in it. That’s 1 too many, but o well.
@Shieftain
@Shieftain 5 ай бұрын
Based nature enjoyer.
@ungooglablegames
@ungooglablegames 5 ай бұрын
I think that if you look away from AAA, every year games high quality release, it's just that no one knows about them. I wish Syth's indie segments were longer. Until then, I ranked 45 games from 2023, most of them obscure.
@waffleman8053
@waffleman8053 5 ай бұрын
Synth finally admitted that he's Forspoken's only fan.
@AbcDefg-zt8xy
@AbcDefg-zt8xy 5 ай бұрын
Coming out
@ricardoojeda2963
@ricardoojeda2963 5 ай бұрын
And Larian's most fruitful spokesman
@Nobody-ud6ou
@Nobody-ud6ou 5 ай бұрын
Is he Barry?😊
@creatorsfreedom6734
@creatorsfreedom6734 5 ай бұрын
we all subscribed
@NeonValleys
@NeonValleys 5 ай бұрын
I enjoyed it quite a bit. I didnt buy it but i loved waching the playthroughs. Cuff is unironically a great character. And they freaking nailed the entitled zoomer poc girl character too, and i think its really neat they went the play as the villain route, theres like no games that do that.
@PepeSilvia01
@PepeSilvia01 5 ай бұрын
Took you long enough
@SyntheticMan
@SyntheticMan 5 ай бұрын
You should know by now that I'm lazy as hell lol
@thetrashcanman7537
@thetrashcanman7537 5 ай бұрын
It’s gone take angry Joe 5 months
@Sgt.ArchDornan
@Sgt.ArchDornan 5 ай бұрын
I was thinking this too
@lawrenceragnarok1186
@lawrenceragnarok1186 5 ай бұрын
Kept you waiting huh?
@dajokahbaby1506
@dajokahbaby1506 5 ай бұрын
“It’ll be out when it’s out!”
@musicology3552
@musicology3552 5 ай бұрын
That Immortals game will forever be "That one futa game that mentality buck broke synthetic man."
@ExtremeMan10
@ExtremeMan10 5 ай бұрын
GOTY obviously, still mad it didnt get any DLC.
@Jose_Doe
@Jose_Doe 5 ай бұрын
Futa?
@user-kb1su7mg1g
@user-kb1su7mg1g 5 ай бұрын
@@Jose_Doe futanari search it up
@fastenedcarrot9570
@fastenedcarrot9570 5 ай бұрын
Yeah wtf? Where's the futa part come from?
@jayk4828
@jayk4828 5 ай бұрын
Futagate Stream 😔
@Youngphyconaut
@Youngphyconaut 5 ай бұрын
It’s like a switch got flipped and everyone realized how awful Starfield was. I was so happy Worth a buy and you called out how crap Starfied was. It’s also pretty refreshing to have a reviewer who likes classic Platformer style games.
@mrshmuga9
@mrshmuga9 5 ай бұрын
I think the reason Bethesda games have more unkillable characters isn’t their arrogance. It’s because their games are held together by scotch tape and that would break the game further than they’re willing to fix.
@cloak679
@cloak679 5 ай бұрын
no, its being help together by hopes and dreams
@jimmymaher6778
@jimmymaher6778 5 ай бұрын
Why is mary jane so ugly in spider man 2
@FlamespeedyAMV
@FlamespeedyAMV 5 ай бұрын
Self inserts
@monkigunfromhalo6653
@monkigunfromhalo6653 5 ай бұрын
Because its your mother 😂😂😂
@robertdean925
@robertdean925 5 ай бұрын
​@@monkigunfromhalo6653lame insult 😂😂😂😂
@GameZard
@GameZard 4 ай бұрын
Because Sony sucks at designing women.
@Justmonika6969
@Justmonika6969 4 ай бұрын
She was modeled off of the lead writer if I'm not mistaken.
@2BachShakur
@2BachShakur 5 ай бұрын
What is this trend of female heads on male bodies in video games? It’s so bizarre.
@goveberbuyit1221
@goveberbuyit1221 5 ай бұрын
It’s not even female heads anymore lol
@Deadsea_1993
@Deadsea_1993 5 ай бұрын
Not even that cause you can't assume gender identity like that 😂
@Joutube_is_trash
@Joutube_is_trash 5 ай бұрын
You mean body type 2 heads on body type 1 bodies? 🤔
@bluedistortions
@bluedistortions 5 ай бұрын
Because feminism rules the west, and feminists are at war with femininity.
@fus132
@fus132 5 ай бұрын
First the feminist stick of "male gaze" and "girl bosses" hit around 2016-2017; Then the tranny stick of "representation and inclusion" around 2020-2021. As a result you get this, a male-typical body and fat-reduction therapy tits with a man-jaw head in a wig.
@nunyabiz012
@nunyabiz012 5 ай бұрын
The main problem with these games nowadays - especially with games like Spiderman 2, or Alan Wake, is that they’re outsourced to companies such as Sweet Baby Inc, which utterly destroy the story in order to infuse unneeded wokeology and “representation”, which is ALWAYS cringe when it’s forced upon the player.
@krasmasov6852
@krasmasov6852 5 ай бұрын
Spiderman 2 had a fun story and Alan Wake 2 was straight up art, so what exactly is the problem?
@stinkfinga4918
@stinkfinga4918 5 ай бұрын
​@@krasmasov6852dude just said the problem why comment if you don't have an argument?
@krasmasov6852
@krasmasov6852 5 ай бұрын
@@stinkfinga4918 Wokeness doesn't mean anything, so I was hoping for something more specific
@nunyabiz012
@nunyabiz012 5 ай бұрын
@@krasmasov6852The problem was with the story. Spiderman 2’s Story was non-sensical at times and it was so predictable that they’d try to replace Spiderman with Miles Morales (as evidenced through the story). Alan Wake II’s story didn’t really make much sense either in many of the interactions Saga had with colleagues or other characters. Most of the game - at least a significant portion of the game was played as her, rather than as Alan. Once again, not a bad game totally, but it was extremely easy to tell where SweetBabyInc had their hand in story - development.
@stinkfinga4918
@stinkfinga4918 5 ай бұрын
@@krasmasov6852 just because you reject the term doesn't remove its meaning. You'll have to accept the connotation if you want to understand the criticism.
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 5 ай бұрын
The amount of people saying this is a great year for gaming really proves how awful modern gaming is.
@Puggers22
@Puggers22 4 ай бұрын
Hifi Rush, Tears of the Kingdom, Dave the Diver, Resident Evil 4 Remake, Pizza Tower, Mario Wonder, Pikmin 4, Cassette Beast, Sea of Stars, Balders Gate 3. I could list some more if you want to play any good games
@joladouillenoname4404
@joladouillenoname4404 Ай бұрын
​@@Puggers22only re4 remake is good sorry
@younglingslayer1
@younglingslayer1 5 ай бұрын
Everytime i see mj's face it hurts
@ThatsaRandomName
@ThatsaRandomName 5 ай бұрын
As someone who used to work in this shitstain of an "industry" and left to go full indie, all I can say is that games will keep being woke as long as the "vermin" are allowed to "contribute" to game dev. On a totally unrelated note, I'm rly sad the Adventures of spider-man & spider-boy didn't win GOTY. Then again I suppose that fits with the game's central theme of cuckolding the audience.
@BasedIfTrue
@BasedIfTrue 5 ай бұрын
I think KZfaq needs more creators like you. Just someone who's fucking honest and doesn't try to be kind if he is truly not happy about what he's talking about. I'm tired of the colorful language when it comes to critiques and beating around the bush to make a small group of people feel better. That includes opinions I also disagree with also. If creators, media outlets, and people in general were more honest, our society wouldn't be in the shitter.
@ODST2007
@ODST2007 5 ай бұрын
No KZfaq doesn’t need creators like this guy
@BasedIfTrue
@BasedIfTrue 5 ай бұрын
@@ODST2007 NPC type thought
@ODST2007
@ODST2007 5 ай бұрын
@@BasedIfTrue “NPC” 🤓☝️
@BasedIfTrue
@BasedIfTrue 5 ай бұрын
@@ODST2007 I talk about how KZfaqrs need to be more honest and you said that was a bad thing. You’re fucking soft lol
@Otherwise_1
@Otherwise_1 5 ай бұрын
@@BasedIfTrue he just ai generated
@nithinraj360
@nithinraj360 3 ай бұрын
Batman died this year and he was killed by groomers.
@moriarty6958
@moriarty6958 5 ай бұрын
Starfield. I've never disliked a game so much I haven't even played. There was a time I would book a week off work when Bethesda released a new game, go and get it at midnight and play non-stop. I miss old Bethesda
@SPG25
@SPG25 5 ай бұрын
Truer words have never been spoken.
@vorbo01
@vorbo01 5 ай бұрын
A week of work? Dog the last good Bethesda game was oblivion lol
@RichardPhillips1066
@RichardPhillips1066 5 ай бұрын
I played it for 8 hours , and no lie for first time ever , I literally forgot to keep playing it... I was so bored , I was playing a different game, and suddenly remembered ..I owned starfield
@tatuira93
@tatuira93 5 ай бұрын
Say whatever you want about Oblivion and how it began a trend of dumbing down Bethesda games, as flawed as it is, at least that game was genuinely fun. You could even say that about Skyrim and I wouldn't argue too much, the point where I gave up on Bethesda was Fallout 4, that was the first game from them I just found straight up boring.
@vorbo01
@vorbo01 5 ай бұрын
@@tatuira93 I checked out of Skyrim like 10 hours in. Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle, and the quest lines were terrible.
@maiqtheliar3502
@maiqtheliar3502 5 ай бұрын
45:16 you’re telling me they patched the gayness out of a character 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GangsterFrankensteinComputer
@GangsterFrankensteinComputer 5 ай бұрын
In all seriousness, Gollum (Sméagol) is my favourite Tolkein character. The One Ring caused him to murder his own brother and go live in pitch black caves for 400 years, going completely insane. He's the epitome of the corruption the One Ring causes.
@InkyMuste
@InkyMuste 5 ай бұрын
Your favourite character is a dude who ate babies?
@stinkfinga4918
@stinkfinga4918 5 ай бұрын
​@@InkyMusteit's the concept that's interesting. Like Darth Vader/Anakin being a favorite. Sure he murdered children so he could willingly be some old dudes bitch, then killed his gf... and later tried to kill his children... its the concept of a good character, not so much the character themselves. Something you love to hate.
@HonshuHigamori
@HonshuHigamori 5 ай бұрын
@@InkyMusteDon't be obtuse, he's clearly talking about how he enjoys the depiction of Smeagol because his is a cautionary tale and demonstration of how far one can fall when evil infects one's soul, a walking example of the Bad End that would await Frodo if he gave into the whisperings of The Ring
@ZeroBusterXX
@ZeroBusterXX 5 ай бұрын
I refuse to buy RE4's remake. Charging 10 bucks for something like Separate Ways, which has been standard content since the PS2 release, sets a heinously bad precendent. Expect to see more remakes that do that. I'm like 99% sure Atlus is gonna do the same thing with the FES content for their P3 remake.
@ZeroBusterXX
@ZeroBusterXX 5 ай бұрын
@@crenyx9794 Yeah. Remakes, DLC heavy nonsense, "cinematic" games and general slop is what I tend to avoid. People are actively making sure the gaming industry gets worse when they buy it.
@deadmeme4276
@deadmeme4276 5 ай бұрын
Twitter discovered your Spiderslop review and are having a meltdown over it
@aiaoi5048
@aiaoi5048 5 ай бұрын
no wonder there's a highly upvoted more recent comment can't have diversity of thought on twitter
@niggardlylad2008
@niggardlylad2008 5 ай бұрын
Who cares? That's a 3 month old video and the ad revenue goes brrrrrr lol
@stinkfinga4918
@stinkfinga4918 5 ай бұрын
That explains the appearance of wild goybots coming in to say how upset they are.
@chenchen6150
@chenchen6150 5 ай бұрын
Some of these user that malding use alt accounts but they also use chatgpt to make hate comment. That is why the same insult are the same since that Zelda video. It's actualy nuts that before Twitter people discover this video it only have like 15k+ comments but as soon they discover this video and based from other user figure out their anger elevates more due to this game failed get any win category in TGA the comment jump boosted up to 30k and will go up in the past of 2 weeks. I doubt we actualy argue with these "user" when in reality just another dump account use to hate botted comments.
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 5 ай бұрын
Oh are they still upset that the Black Hispanic spiderman got attention and that Mary Jane looks older and more adult now?
@Cheerful_Bliss
@Cheerful_Bliss 5 ай бұрын
Modern games has one thing in common: Ugliness
@repstylegaming9730
@repstylegaming9730 5 ай бұрын
Yo starfield doesn’t have intelligent aliens? What the fuck is the point of a space game then?
@MasterCarve
@MasterCarve 5 ай бұрын
Todd used Nietzchean philosophy to avoid writing an ending for his goyslop video game. Bravo Todd!
@qqqq-dp4rv
@qqqq-dp4rv 5 ай бұрын
@@MasterCarve More like a first paragraph of the Wikipedia article.
@felipearaujo9841
@felipearaujo9841 5 ай бұрын
Totaly agree with RE4 remake being on top. My only problem with that game is the lack of cheesiness that the original had, the cheese was fun, IMO they didn't have to cut it out
@ralphr2711
@ralphr2711 5 ай бұрын
And Ashley's pantsu shots.
@stinkfinga4918
@stinkfinga4918 5 ай бұрын
They dropped the ball on a lot though, despite that it was fantastic.
@porabg
@porabg 5 ай бұрын
finally the real game awards
@EmperorOT436
@EmperorOT436 5 ай бұрын
It's funny how people consider this year "The Greatest year in gaming of all time" yet the best game this year is a remake of a game in 2005. i'd also put "Not Alan" Walk 2 in the dishonorable mentions
@ExtremeMan10
@ExtremeMan10 5 ай бұрын
For me it was Darkest Dungeon 2 release for "good year", but thats it. Like its funny Im more hyped for small indie game rather than AAA title.
@EmperorOT436
@EmperorOT436 5 ай бұрын
@@ExtremeMan10 lol same dude. in my case im more hyped for remakes instead of AAA titles
@smallshaq8062
@smallshaq8062 5 ай бұрын
Alan Wake 2 is one of the best survival horror games of all time
@EmperorOT436
@EmperorOT436 5 ай бұрын
@@smallshaq8062 the only thing survival horror in that game is to survive the entire saga campaign with endless walking and talking boredom then get to the alan campaign then realize the horror that alan's segments are so much better but they're only 40% of the entire game.
@ExtremeMan10
@ExtremeMan10 5 ай бұрын
@@EmperorOT436 OG Alan Wake was more action than story. Literally after 30 minutes of cutscenes you are thrown into middle of dark forest with scary music and have to survive shadow creatures. And with remakes, if they actually dont mess it up (looking at you RE3) then Im fine with it.
@whatashame4995
@whatashame4995 5 ай бұрын
The system shock remake deserved a spot too imo
@XenoSpyro
@XenoSpyro 5 ай бұрын
The only game good enough to get me to do two runs back to back. On release, and then the big 1.1 update or whatever it was called.
@ricardoojeda2963
@ricardoojeda2963 5 ай бұрын
Guess riddled lefty propaganda games with internet fetishes is more important than actual good woke-free games
@jamal3298
@jamal3298 5 ай бұрын
"This game was developed by a non-binary male, which is unfortunate." 🤣
@ricardoojeda2963
@ricardoojeda2963 5 ай бұрын
Yes, it is
@jondon1079
@jondon1079 5 ай бұрын
I truly wonder what the future of AAA video games will be. Will there be a large scale collapse like in the 80s (a hard collapse), or will the industry just hang around forever like a stale fart as indie titles hoover up the scraps (a soft collapse)? If things do fall apart, how quickly will things rebound? Or, will gaming become a niche hobby again? Will it be a combination of the things I mentioned, or none of them? Granted, similar questions could asked about the future of the West as well...
@maiqtheliar3502
@maiqtheliar3502 5 ай бұрын
It will definitely take a game to completely revolutionize gaming wether for the best or worst for the game industry to change. Most game design of single player games are in some way shape or form inspired by the last of us which is an example a game that attracted a lot of mainstream attention and you can witness that since that game other game development teams have tried copying its design. Weather it is incorporating its stealth mechanics, camera style, and pacing. Though I’ll say pacing has gotten much worse now.
@PS2_Best_Era
@PS2_Best_Era 5 ай бұрын
When ESG funds dry up, total collapse.
@GangsterFrankensteinComputer
@GangsterFrankensteinComputer 5 ай бұрын
Bad games make money. It's facts. That's why there are over 10 Halo games.
@IwinMahWay
@IwinMahWay 5 ай бұрын
Depends on gta 6. Either it'll be so good that others will follow suit or so bad that it'll crash the industry. If it's mediocre the old longtime gamers will stop gaming and new tiktok generation will hop onto nee trends every week to eventually end at fun games, starting new golden age of gaming. But there's no denying that a shakup is coming soon.
@aerus3446
@aerus3446 5 ай бұрын
BlackRock is going to fall soon, that day will be red for the entire market and might be the worst economic crisis ever since ESG is everywhere
@SourRobo8364
@SourRobo8364 5 ай бұрын
The industry needs more cynics. Always enjoy your videos.
@Komona
@Komona 5 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with cynics, but there's the good kind (TotalBiscuit), and the bad kind (people who can't stop worrying about what people find sexy or the colour of their skin). I prefer the good kind. I miss John.
@hunterkeps9058
@hunterkeps9058 5 ай бұрын
It just introduces unnecessary negativity to the games industry. Healthy criticism's what we need, not negativity
@ualreadyknoitsyaboi
@ualreadyknoitsyaboi 5 ай бұрын
​@@KomonaGo cry more. Your opinion is wrong.
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 5 ай бұрын
​@@ualreadyknoitsyaboihaha what? How is it wrong?
@M53614
@M53614 5 ай бұрын
This isn't a cynic tho. Hes literally making shit up about the game that isn't even wrong with it 😭😭😭. Bro just hates that minorities exist in this game. When most of the main cast is white. Idk wtf yall are so butthurt about with this game.
@ElJefeRules
@ElJefeRules 5 ай бұрын
“RE4 shouldn’t win because it’s just a remake of an old game” THAT’S THE PROBLEM! WE WENT BACKWARDS!
@tarn2992
@tarn2992 5 ай бұрын
But it's a good remake
@shedontlove8490
@shedontlove8490 5 ай бұрын
The fact that this year is considered by many people to be the best year in gaming history says that this industry was utterly normiefied and pozzed, meaning it got completely F.U.B.A.R.
@ungooglablegames
@ungooglablegames 5 ай бұрын
I think that if you look away from AAA, every year games high quality release, it's just that no one knows about them. I wish Syth's indie segments were longer. Until then, I ranked 45 games from 2023, most of them obscure.
@demostmiert
@demostmiert 4 ай бұрын
The problems with BG3 is absolutely fuckikg cringe.
@ralphr2711
@ralphr2711 3 ай бұрын
On act 3 onwards when the developers were replaced with talentless diversity hires that's where it went downhill.
@chatarrra7457
@chatarrra7457 Ай бұрын
@@ralphr2711 it’s present through the whole game. The DEI is so overdone it’s actually immersion breaking. There’s no sense of ethnicity or race being a core element of people’s character, despite that literally being how it works in DnD. Hell Tieflings are meant to be evil because they literally have cambion blood in them but no, they’re the innocent damsels in distress who need to be saved.
@SLRModShop
@SLRModShop 5 ай бұрын
GOTY 2023 is the same as GOTY 2004... Well done, gaming industry...
@Neawn-by5pi
@Neawn-by5pi 5 ай бұрын
Puts TotK in the honorable mentions, only to take a shit all over it. What a chad.
@ventkatczinsky
@ventkatczinsky 5 ай бұрын
so essentially nothing came out last year that was good.
@AwesomeRepix
@AwesomeRepix 5 ай бұрын
Exactly.
@gimmeyourrights8292
@gimmeyourrights8292 5 ай бұрын
This year is truly the greatest year in gaming, in that it inspired me to actually play the greatest games that came out before this year.
@pd2180
@pd2180 5 ай бұрын
The proof of this is the 100k+ online people playing monster hunter world. That alone is a hard proof this year dind't scratch many inches. Aka meh games.
@gimmeyourrights8292
@gimmeyourrights8292 5 ай бұрын
@@pd2180 2023 didn't really scratch any itches.
@pracitus
@pracitus 5 ай бұрын
​@@gimmeyourrights8292 you didn't play BG3?
@gimmeyourrights8292
@gimmeyourrights8292 5 ай бұрын
@@pracitus Ah yes, exactly one game. People only talk about that one only because of it's role playing, even though the genre is called a role playing game.
@dafyddrogers9385
@dafyddrogers9385 5 ай бұрын
AC6, BG3, Hi-fi rush, Lies of P, RE4 remake, Mario wonder. Literally loads of games you're just on a closeted g@y doomposters channel getting shovelled his r3tarded opinions down your throat so often you're incapable of finding quality anymore@@gimmeyourrights8292
@stormhought
@stormhought 5 ай бұрын
Surprised Trepang 2 isn't on this list. It's basically the shooter you wished the ones on this was.
@CondemnedMarine
@CondemnedMarine 5 ай бұрын
It's a great game, but tragically short, even on the harder difficulties. I beat it in 2 1/2 hours on Extreme doing all side missions. Really hope it sold well though, with some more staff and effort, that team can really make a sequel special.
@KillaGandhi
@KillaGandhi 5 ай бұрын
People call him a hater cuz he hates every mainstream game… but then you look at his favorite games of the year, and you realize he actually loves pure, fun games made with love. It doesn't take much to make him happy, and that just goes to show how shitty the industry is. They're forgetting the main concept of video games: THE FUCKING GAMEPLAY.
@noblemadethisone
@noblemadethisone 5 ай бұрын
no they call him a hater because he unnecessarily makes his arguments against game’s political. even one of the games in the HONORABLE mentions he brings up that the main dev is non binary “which is unfortunate” like genuinely why do you care who the dev is as a person if you like the game. I’m not exaggerating but from the 4-5 videos from this guy i’ve watched he’s said something bigoted towards gays blacks and/or women in every one of them
@jackswagger4838
@jackswagger4838 5 ай бұрын
@@noblemadethisone Because it is completely unnecessary. It adds nothing to the story EVER and all it does is virtue signal to the right crowd.
@KillaGandhi
@KillaGandhi 5 ай бұрын
@@noblemadethisone he's not a bigot, he's just calling out blatant political correctness contrived solely for the sake of selling more copies, instead of developers making something genuine out of love for the art form. The same thing is happening in film.
@tomgu2285
@tomgu2285 5 ай бұрын
​@@KillaGandhi Jesus wtf is political correctness? Is political correctness every gta game which was always anti cop? Anti conservative? Anti racism? Or are right wing tards like you just bad in reading context?
@shadowreaverrising1753
@shadowreaverrising1753 5 ай бұрын
Bethesda started that writing thing in Skyrim. They want every player to see everything that the writing team wrote.
@_Devil
@_Devil 5 ай бұрын
I hate to say it like this but the only reason i know the gaming industry is getting better is because the majority of games that came out last year were _alright_ rather than just outright bad lol
@ReaperShackal
@ReaperShackal 5 ай бұрын
Hopefully a step in the right direction.
@jacobsimoneau101
@jacobsimoneau101 5 ай бұрын
bro pizza tower got robbed
@Techcensorshipbot
@Techcensorshipbot 5 ай бұрын
I bet almost all of these games were in some way affected by sweet baby. That type of thing isn't needed in gaming and its bad for the entire industry.
@bwestacado9643
@bwestacado9643 4 ай бұрын
Man I'm so glad I found your channel. I can't stand Soyny for one, Spiderman wasn't as fun as it was hyped up to be, number 2 was obviously dlc (like Miles Morales) turned into a full release to cash in as much as possible with minimum effort. Even with the inclusion of Venom (my favorite Spiderman character), I had no desire to play this cash grab disguised as a AAA title. It's funny they make MM their (fake) Spiderman, since his solo game sold less than half the copies of Spiderman. Gonna shove woke down your throats till it kills us or them I guess 🤷🏻
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 4 ай бұрын
Dude, you couldn't come off more basement dweller than that. Log off the internet more frequently, my dude
@_Code_3
@_Code_3 4 ай бұрын
@@vidmasterK1 You’ve left 55 comments on this video. You’ve never even seen grass before
@blyad2137
@blyad2137 5 ай бұрын
baldurs gay 3 is one of the most bugged games i've ever played. 30 frames in act 3 on 3080, fights were bugging constantly to a point of reloading a game, same with long rests. fucking cyberpunk was more playable at launch than this.
@user-kb1su7mg1g
@user-kb1su7mg1g 5 ай бұрын
there is actually around 40 procedurally generated landmarks and a quarter of those are the actual 'dungeons' you speak of, thats a quarter of oblivions dungeons
@ThatGuy-ky2yf
@ThatGuy-ky2yf 5 ай бұрын
Actually absymal. Always have a game design document folks
@R0ZEN7
@R0ZEN7 5 ай бұрын
That rant about star field being everything wrong with modern games with that music was pretty sick.
@AntiRiku
@AntiRiku 5 ай бұрын
any remake, remaster, port etc. should never be counted as game of the YEAR
@stinkfinga4918
@stinkfinga4918 5 ай бұрын
You're right, that's why he did it; there's really nothing better than a remake this year proving the modern game models are pathetic.
@AntiRiku
@AntiRiku 5 ай бұрын
@@stinkfinga4918 true
@ratamahatta5306
@ratamahatta5306 5 ай бұрын
i still can't get over that golem MJ face lmao
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 5 ай бұрын
Dude you just admit you don't know what older women look like in real life 😂🤣😉👍
@jonathanpretty5031
@jonathanpretty5031 5 ай бұрын
@vidmasterK1 like what? In one game, she looks like she's 20. The next, she loks 45?
@deathlesswitch9063
@deathlesswitch9063 4 ай бұрын
She's 20+ bro
@bwestacado9643
@bwestacado9643 4 ай бұрын
​@@deathlesswitch906320+ doesn't equal a face like a 45yo heavy smoker and drinker. You can smell the wine through the screen. Also looks like the hideous writer 😂
@bwestacado9643
@bwestacado9643 4 ай бұрын
​@@vidmasterK1You just admitted you've never been out of your mommies basement 😂
@husky6672
@husky6672 5 ай бұрын
No Hi-Fi Rush and Pizza Tower is lower than Badlur's Gay😭😭😭 Also I will never play RE4 remake, this is like a middle finger to the original.
@barral69
@barral69 5 ай бұрын
Starfield just pissed me off beyond what I can accept from a dev. So glad I played in on game pass instead of paying full price. Didn't even beat it to find new game plus. I just got bored.
@thomasandrewo
@thomasandrewo 5 ай бұрын
I think System Shock Remake should be an honorable mention; that's just me though.
@reviewspiteras
@reviewspiteras 5 ай бұрын
The purple giant dude that said :" goddamn" got me laughing out loud
@charlie1234500
@charlie1234500 5 ай бұрын
I laughed out in public lmao It's so absolutely ridiculous.
@bilbobaggins9451
@bilbobaggins9451 4 ай бұрын
Yet these journos and corpos will call gamers racist, then put stuff like that in their games. The hypocrisy is staggering.
@Justmonika6969
@Justmonika6969 4 ай бұрын
​@bilbobaggins9451 It's ok when they do it. Not when we do it.
@GoaEnjoyer
@GoaEnjoyer 5 ай бұрын
God I love the term goyslop
@kingcrimson1773
@kingcrimson1773 5 ай бұрын
11:50 It's really a shame she lost all that money to a house fire, if only there was a small battery powered device one could use to prevent such a tragedy. What did the writer mean by this?
@nonenothing4412
@nonenothing4412 5 ай бұрын
Trepang2 deserved an honorable mention. Amazing experience with tons of replayability.
@jayagusto9409
@jayagusto9409 5 ай бұрын
Alan wake was just Alan Woke.
@smallshaq8062
@smallshaq8062 5 ай бұрын
you saw a black woman and got scared to play the game
@qqqq-dp4rv
@qqqq-dp4rv 5 ай бұрын
@@smallshaq8062 just looking at a black woman takes guts.
@jayagusto9409
@jayagusto9409 5 ай бұрын
@@smallshaq8062 na.
@oxfordeducatedhighschoolhe6989
@oxfordeducatedhighschoolhe6989 5 ай бұрын
Yuck. @@smallshaq8062
@monkigunfromhalo6653
@monkigunfromhalo6653 5 ай бұрын
Damn Alan finally woke up, that's kinda fire tbh.
@dariusfuckner
@dariusfuckner 5 ай бұрын
Spiderman 2 looks so fucking gay
@four-en-tee
@four-en-tee 5 ай бұрын
Just go buy/emulate Ultimate Spiderman, you'll thank me later.
@whiskeybuddha1995
@whiskeybuddha1995 15 күн бұрын
@dariusfuckner Id you’re older than 13 you might need to reevaluate yourself. I like this content but his subscribers are some of the biggest pieces of trash I’ve seen on YT. I know you’re excited that synthetic man indirectly gave you permission to let your inner douchebag flag fly but it’s time to grow up
@agentstevehaines9164
@agentstevehaines9164 5 ай бұрын
There is no apology necessary for giving GOTY to RE4 Remake! The original absolutely deserves to be in top 10 best games EVER made, and i think they did about as good a job on the remake as anyone could have expected.
@AvaaSlays_Swiftie
@AvaaSlays_Swiftie 5 ай бұрын
Crazy cause I hate re4. Idk what it is. I beat it 1 time and haven’t touched it since I played on game cube til the remake. Bought it to give it another shot and it’s just boring to me. Not sure why I could never get into it cause I play a wide variety of games. But glad the people that did like the original enjoyed the remake.
@AvaaSlays_Swiftie
@AvaaSlays_Swiftie 5 ай бұрын
Crazy cause I hate re4. Idk what it is. I beat it 1 time and haven’t touched it since I played on game cube til the remake. Bought it to give it another shot and it’s just boring to me. Not sure why I could never get into it cause I play a wide variety of games. But glad the people that did like the original enjoyed the remake.
@GangsterFrankensteinComputer
@GangsterFrankensteinComputer 5 ай бұрын
@@AvaaSlays_Swiftie I really don't like it either. Turned RE from survival horror games into an awkward jank shooters.
@soulzor
@soulzor 5 ай бұрын
Re1 remake and the originals 2 and 3 are all better than the og Re4. I remember hating re4 when it came cause it turned the franchise into a full action game. Many years later I gave it a chance again and ended up liking it (but the remake is still better in almost every way).
@stinkfinga4918
@stinkfinga4918 5 ай бұрын
​@@soulzorsame I completely skipped it but tried it out later cuz it was in the $5 bin at gamestop. Was surprised how good it was. Still, it changed the series for the worse. It's not remotely horror oriented or scary in the least. Slow ass groaning zombies will always be scarier than minorities, no matter what Japan thinks.
@SeFu2006
@SeFu2006 Ай бұрын
The whole point of Mary Jane was that she was supposed to be the hot girl that got with the nerd
@Particle_Ghost
@Particle_Ghost 5 ай бұрын
Yes, I've been craving a new Synthetic video. I'm streaming the entire video while at work, thinks a ton!
@RedactedAnonymous10
@RedactedAnonymous10 5 ай бұрын
It’s ironic I found your channel on Reddit bashing you and now I love your content❤. Keep up the good work!
@Shieftain
@Shieftain 5 ай бұрын
If they're bashing it you know it's going to be good.
@RedactedAnonymous10
@RedactedAnonymous10 5 ай бұрын
@@Shieftain on places like Reddit and twitter absolutely
@darienwilson7376
@darienwilson7376 3 ай бұрын
I'm so f***in happy to hear somebody say how trash and gentrified spider man 2 was
@desert2552
@desert2552 5 ай бұрын
I bought zero games made in 2023.
@annoyingsmuganimeavatar7229
@annoyingsmuganimeavatar7229 5 ай бұрын
I pirated 0 games that were made in 2023.
@Vegas-3301
@Vegas-3301 4 ай бұрын
I only bought RE4 Remake, it's my GOTY 😂 idk, I just like it
@desert2552
@desert2552 4 ай бұрын
​@@Vegas-3301 Just play the old one.
@ToastyCubes
@ToastyCubes 5 ай бұрын
You can tell Synth's channel is picking up steam because after one day this vid has more views than half of everything he's ever released...
@Albus_Rex
@Albus_Rex 5 ай бұрын
The noticing is becoming exponential.
@MrSpacepauls
@MrSpacepauls 5 ай бұрын
Agreed, Starfield was utter trash.
@kylezakk
@kylezakk 4 ай бұрын
Best game reviewer of all time, thankyou for your service.
@Mandingy24
@Mandingy24 5 ай бұрын
Starfield tried to copy so many sci-fi tropes and icons but has zero understanding of what makes any of those unique or interesting, and does absolutely nothing unique of its own
@soup9587
@soup9587 5 ай бұрын
Had a whole hour of chores to do and I’m glad this is uploaded to help me finish them. I also missed your videos during the holidays. Happy New years!
@Numb_Diggers_
@Numb_Diggers_ 5 ай бұрын
Never stop noticing ✊🏻
@asurvivor3846
@asurvivor3846 5 ай бұрын
Remember me? 😂 This is Fax 💪🏽
@Numb_Diggers_
@Numb_Diggers_ 5 ай бұрын
@@asurvivor3846 Sure do buddy. KZfaq keeps suspending my accounts... Lol
@tuauafiafiahoching1753
@tuauafiafiahoching1753 5 ай бұрын
Man this year is kind of an eye opener to the entire gaming community as a whole if anyone thinks year was good, let alone decent there were a lot more negatives than positives especially for AAA games.
@lynxbelow6922
@lynxbelow6922 5 ай бұрын
You made an excellent point. Even though Bethesda seems to think half of the NPCs are "essential" the truth is that none of them are actually essential. At least once you discover the artifact locations\how to find them the first time you don't need anyone's help after that. These small details are why people fawn over F:NV--because the game kicks you, freshly recovered gunshot victim, into the Mojave with nothing but a rusty old gun or two and a platinum chip on your shoulder. It pats you on the shoulder and says, "The deathclaws and man-eating wasps are that way. The guy that shot you went the other way. Good luck have fun."
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