Boris Johnson: Corbyn is a stupid dummy head Prof. Bercow: Now now Boris that's not very nice *Jeremy Corbyn sticks his tongue out at Boris when Bercow turns his back away*

I mean, same with the Australian and American parliament, really.

@Big Dog why are you bringing that up

@Big Dog but nobody even mentioned America so I don't see the point frankly

@Big Dog Is that an insult?

Well, he has to adapt to the intellectual level of the house to be understood.

I'd have loved to have a teacher as eloquent as he is.

yes 650 kinder garden kids ,there supposed to be adults ffs

And like a frustrated primary school teacher, his hair keeps getting worse...

Well that's their mental age

Lol If Germans were capable of humor we wouldn’t have had that “little problem.”

@@JeffreyGillespie The problem of being so dumb to end nuclear power in favor of increased dependence on Russian resources ? Because so far that's the only relevant "little problem" worth bringing up instead of digging up and beating down that age old dead horse anytime anyone speaks about Germany

@@JeffreyGillespie Yes, of course! It's every German's fault, who has ever lived, that pressure and fear politics could achieve a dictatorship in a young and indebted democracy. And Germans not having humour is definitely the reason for all of this. Even saying Germans don't have a sense of humour is wrong. It's just a stereotype, that made sense in conjunction with the propaganda and rough sounding language trying and succeeding at dehumanising German people.

@@JeffreyGillespie Twice

I think we Germans expect our politicians to be more like efficient governing machines than actual human beings, at least while they are acting in their official positions. Showing humor is perfectly ok (and even appreciated) at party conferences, talk shows, or the Karneval, but when a politician is in the parliament or speaking on the governments behalf, humor is often perceived as taking the job not seriously enough, anger as lack of self control, and strong personal emotions in general as unprofessional behavior. It's not an honor or so to have a seat in a German parliament, it's a _job_ and it has to be taken just as seriously as every other job. Also while the British House of Commons is a "Redeparlament" (don't know if there even is an English translation for that), the German Bundestag is an "Arbeitsparlament", which means most of the debates (and fights) take place in workgroups and committees, while the plenary meeting are more a place to present their outcomes to the public (this is also the reason why the Bundestag looks so empty most of the time).

Good one dude

it's treason then

ODAH

"I am the House!"

@@user-vd1wc4eb6x “I am the Speaker”

"Speaker Bercow, a pseudo intellectual", you mean.

@@iwantlee9510 the real pseudo intellectuals are the ones calling people pseudo intellectual 😉

@@leeroberts4850 interesting, have a good winter!

There is almost zero chance a given MP is well-intentioned OR principled, never mind both.

Hahaha, spot on!

So they were beautiful 5'7" guy being h0t.

he's not happy ! which one is he then ????,

he went full hippy with that lol

Smoke a doob mann

I read this just as he said it lol

Some German school kids were asked what they knew of the British Parliament, the all said.....Order.....! Order....!

He was so proud of himself when he said that 😂

What is a chappy?

Anonymus A chappy is an informal use of chap. A chap is a man or boy.

@@rma2110 Ah thank you ;)

Respectfully... Exceptionally, not exceptionably. Exceptionally as in particularly or extraordinarily. Exceptionably would mean "distastefully" or "objectionable in nature" if it is a word. In calling him "cheeky" I doubt he meant it objectionable, but more as "exceedingly" or "very".

Wait till you see Malaysia's

It's more enjoyable and entertaining to watch than the US Congress, in my opinion.

@@ZGundam83 They kinda have opposite problems. The US' is designed to be boring so the common man does not watch. The Uk's is as rowdy as possible to rile up the masses without properly educating them.

That's why he's always shouting _Order!_

@@whygothic oof

Timothy Petriccione 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Great idea!😄✌🏻😁 While approaching the Drive-In you can hear his voice while still being 5 m away... ORDER!🤣

May I take your Ordaaaa?

"i'd like onion rings."

Only when it suited his own politics. The majority of the public voted to leave the EU. He ignored impartiality and did everything in his power to derail it. It ended his career.

@@Gilmore74 And he was right to derail it. Brexit has done more damage to the economy than Putin ever could. Also, you're talking nonsense regarding his departure. He left because he promised his family that he wouldn't take part in another election.

Bercow is a Jew. Do you still profess him impartial?

He did not try to derail Brexit, did he?

I do not believe that he displayed any partiality in his duties whatsoever. That was what was so impressive about him.

@@zambazzee1502 it was clearly yoga

Take hike back to India sunshine.

@@patricklamshear1806 When did he say that ?

@Criminology M.A. Why exactly 200 years ?

@Criminology M.A. 1700 to 1947.

horse divorce

What did you say about repairs?

Oskar just... wow

@@oskar751 Wait is that from that Demi Lardner special?

@FlappableBean I never knew this. I really am a philistine :(

I’m wheezing 🤣

It’s like it’s Year 7 all over again!

You’ve had a rubbish week then

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard when I saw it. As if he was the teacher scolding a student in the class who was doing some mischief during the class....

i agree with him its not funny its freaking hilarious!!!

His successor, Hoyle, is absolutely useless.

I couldn't admire a manic sociopath. But each to their own. He reminds me of my school teachers who were cut from the same cloth and who were too often sour, narcissistic controllers who'd spend their lives forcing everyone (children being easier) into thinking the way they do. We all know some.

Pity indeed when you look at the pathetic successor.

@@patrickmccutcheon9361 his successor shows restraint and respect and doesn't have similar psychological needs.

@@Omnicient. I can see that indeed there may have been an attention seeking side to Mr Awdah. But the restraint where the PM is enabled to not answer questions and the punishment of those who rightly point out the lying nature is not very admirable.

This is a lot less scary than American politics.

@@chingasofarkaso and that's the difference

American politics are funny in the morbid sense. Like a joke about 9/11,or the Holocaust.

there is a difference though. An important one.

@Cameron Branford 45% of Scotland would like to have a word with you.

James O'Neill 🤣🤣🤣

LMAOOOOOOOOO

@Evilpimp ok boomer

@Bilal Khalid u just ruined it

@Evilpimp Ew boomer

he shoulda stepped down and made way for someone that coulda helped to improve things, instead of lording it over his lil classroom not caring that "the country is fucked"

@@calhackit9806 Improve what things? It's not like his role is political.

@@maximilianw4354 it's not supposed to be, he's just supposed to keep order between the two sides. but he chose a side and was partizan. so what was correct could not get through, because king bercow decreed. he did the exact opposite of his job.

@@calhackit9806 Salty boi.

@@VictorBR45 bercow was ye.

*/Angry oddah noises*

Laura Atkinson Pity they weren’t tighter

Power ties.

The only way to stand out in the crowd innit

where does one even find these ?

As Trevor Noah remarked on The Daily Show: "The man is louder than his ties!"

😊😊😊😂❤

I think he bullied people tho

He was and is an arsehole.

hahaha..I like this guy

Same here

He's a self centered drama queen

Peter Mernagh I disagree, he follows the prescribed terms for any Speaker Of The House. He does have a certain flair, but both sides of the House can have a laugh when he catches the other side out.

Sad he is leaving Ordaaaa

Great comment x

First lesson is to be impartial and treat staff with respect!

Yes, they'll have to actually be impartial and not the centre of attention.

Yes they will struggle to find a bigger dickhead. Brendan mccallion you could be the candidate 👍

First prerequisite for the job of speaker.... be impartial.... bercowitz massive fail £ucking disgrace

Hopefully they won't be a left wing twat

I feel you

Cant relate...it is an execution for me if i ever get one

gold comment

Orrrrdaah

@@h3llomahdude216 ooo... self burn, those are rare

Unsubstantiated allegation. Still no official case nor verdict.

@@KeiKAndLieshe’s a tax cheat

The Speaker can name anyone he/she chooses. The Speaker is the one exception to the rule that MPs cannot use anyone's name. This is a long standing tradition in many governments to prevent procedural affairs becoming personal attacks. Also the Speaker is the only one that can directly address someone for the same reason.

@@Cragified no he or she in 2020 just people they or them

@@danielkerr4100 ThatS NoT hoW it WorKS

In Britain, the Speaker can name a MP but not in Canada.

The Speaker naming someone is kind of like a punishment to that person

I mean he is "Bri-ish" after all

Hors d'oeuvre

Most British varieties of English are non-rhotic: we don't pronounce the r's at the ends of words, unless they're followed by a vowel.

@@beeble2003 Care to provide an example?

@@watchtellyinuk Almost all British people, regardless of accent, pronounce "order" as "OR-duh", rather than "OR-derr".

Same

Hard same.

Obviously because he was the only speaker in the history of the role who didn’t have any neutrality

@@cookieking1996 As a Conservative MP, I thought he was quite fair to the opposition.

@@cookieking1996 Behave yourself. He was a Tory MP until he realised what a bunch of arseholes they are. They don't call them 'The Nasty Party' for nothing.

Unreplaceable

I don't give a flying flamingo!

ORDAAAAAAAAAA

Is this UK 😄😄😄😆😆😆 looks like Congo Africa 😆😆😆

We can calm down ... fortunately John managed to prevent Boris from making the Brexit effective without Oordeeeeerrrrr :).

That statement is true as hell lmao

Christoph Waltz “ordaah” “chef” how John Bercow has not had a chefs hat photo shopped on his head with him saying order is a mystery.. so got to be done. And wait.. Borris and Theresa are the waiter and waitress.. coming to collect the food.. so needs to be done 😂

You were great in "Inglourious Basterds"

@@cleverusername9369 Dankeshein 😂😂

Christoph Waltz you should be James Bond

Underrated comment

This is 200%....

Half all the numbers so it's 5% lucc 10%skill 7.5% concentrated powa of wil 2.5% ODAH‽ 25% PAIN 50% RESOM NOT TO SHOUT FROM A SEDETARY POSITION

I gibe up my calculos

@@darknight.-. Friend, I know the math is not correct. It is a reference to the song Remember the Name by Fort minor.

Underated😂😂😂

@@archivedaccount2049 You mean Ordah-rated

I finally

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Thicc meme bro

Sorry man all i can hear is *OrDah*

Brexit made John Bercow famous way outside Britain. And all of us non-brits don't know anything about what that mace-thing is for and why it is there... That's why.

@@Ettibridget The Mace represents the Queen's presence in the House. As she's not a commoner, she is not allowed in person within the Lower House, therefore, the Mace represents her authority.

@@paulcaswell2813 If the queen is not allowed in person in the House of commons why must she be represented by the mace? She is not needed then...

@@Ettibridget It is symbolic of the Queen's overall authority in the UK. Since the 1640s the monarch has no right of entry to the lower house (if she did, it would be seen as interference in the lives of ordinary commoners); however, she is still Head of State, and has to sign manual all passed statutes. It's a subtle reminder of how the UK is run.

And your point is?

Check mate 😂😂😂

Perhaps on BBC where they dont need viewing figures. Most would turn off.

@Omniscient. I feel he is being attacked more than he deserves. To me, the real issue is that either the MPs did not dare to stand up to him for their own reasons or the system did not allow that. He sure was loud like a kid and embarrassed a lot of people. But there must be some provision in the system to keep such behaviour in check.

Nah man deserves to retire after dealing with the clown show that is British parliament

He is now in The traitors.

Yep, even on serious issues we can produce better comedy than you.

No that would be "STOP! Get your arse back here!"

🤣🤣 Brilliant!

Jean Roch *the right honourable gentleman’s

@@ionseed8464 nah I meant "ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Ordahhh; Ordahhh

Hope it's written chronologically--he'd want it to be in oOrDAAH

ODAA

Leu4Life really 😂😂

I agree 100%. I hate all political parties of significance and therefore I feel especially qualified to claim that Bercow was a speaker of the very highest caliber. Certainly the best of my half-century lifetime. As I observe the systematic degradation of what we used to refer to as the First World before my eyes, I will lament the loss of men like Bercow, who really understood what is happening. Just ignore the ignorant superficiality of people like John Smith and Jordy 14, the likes of whom love to put out their emotional knee-jerk impulses, but have nothing to offer when pressed to justify their "points".

@Jordy 14 looking in a mirror is hard innit?

John Richardson well sir I see your head is inserted high up your arsehole and I don’t believe you asked for any points off of us Johnathan, you just went to insults, making you no better than us and “ignorant and superficial”. One last question Johnathan how do you believe a country should be run if there is a majority of the country that believes and votes for main parties of “significance”?.... who do you follow if you don’t mind me asking?.

@Jordy 14 Another bitter Leaver then. It's been a tough couple of weeks for you hasn't it!

Those are some ugly ties but beautiful too

And some Ugly hair stiles

​@@vitorfaster3577 like your spelling??

No, he has the largest collection of colourful ties.

He is amazing-particularly when the muppets are really out of 'OORRRDDAA.'

Looks like he's pissed up from night before and just rolled out of bed

It simply refuses to remain in a sedentary position

Most recently, there's sort of an 'order in chao' flare to it.

my kinda guy

Vincini Car e

Property and Chattel are similar, but different and I'm pretty sure he got that reference from a law book. Merriam-Webster uses this as an example: "The program takes advantage of a New Hampshire law that requires all manufactured homes … to be titled as real property instead of chattel". Chattel is defined as: an item of tangible movable or immovable property except real estate and things (such as buildings) connected with real property.

lawyers would know the term from property law, fair number of MPs with legal educations.

I don't think it's unknown, I've even seen it used in videogames, like in the Witcher 3 when you get interrogated by a tax collector, so even common folk should have at least heard it here or there, let alone MPs who often have Law degrees

@@asqures5541 Most people don't have law degrees

uncommon?? you're just uneducated

he done his job correctly. a rarity

ive seen more democracy on the African continent

@@Rattlerbrand that's a paradox and an absurd.

V. F. Much less so than it is true

Muhd Hanif I can’t say I blame him lmao.

With an exceptional number of daft twats in the his Parliament chambers, it's not surprising