The Best Female Swimmer in the World!

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AwakenWithJP

AwakenWithJP

2 жыл бұрын

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Being the top female swimmer in the world isn't easy. Especially when your teammates are scared to be around you. Here's what it's like being the top female swimmer!
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@mentalhell4846
@mentalhell4846 Жыл бұрын
As a 26 white german straight male who identifies as a 40 black lesbian female from chicago who is dating a coffe table, I'm really proud of you.
@tinangwane8337
@tinangwane8337 Жыл бұрын
Your name and your comment go so well together 😭😭😂😂😂
@user-tc9dv5km3i
@user-tc9dv5km3i Жыл бұрын
lol
@maddyedits01
@maddyedits01 Жыл бұрын
Omgggg🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bgp9634
@bgp9634 Жыл бұрын
How’s the coffee table holding up? 😂
@mentalhell4846
@mentalhell4846 Жыл бұрын
@@bgp9634 We just broke up.
@joekeen117
@joekeen117 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, a lady who has the balls to tell the truth!!
@holdenjohnson9479
@holdenjohnson9479 2 жыл бұрын
underrated post
@gideonanderson5820
@gideonanderson5820 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Underrated af
@jaydineroimg
@jaydineroimg Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@arturovillarroels.4305
@arturovillarroels.4305 Жыл бұрын
lol
@counsela9240
@counsela9240 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@BrisaRuiva
@BrisaRuiva 5 ай бұрын
I identify myself as a cat so I don’t understand why the government is forcing me to pay bills and taxes, I’m just a cat 😂
@Jrktx65
@Jrktx65 4 ай бұрын
Love this 😂
@Dante440x
@Dante440x 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@raheeeg
@raheeeg 3 ай бұрын
Same here, I tried to sit on the neighbour kids lap and got arrested 😑
@BrisaRuiva
@BrisaRuiva 3 ай бұрын
@@raheeeg oh that sucks, sorry to hear u was misgendered too🥹🥹
@KittyCraic
@KittyCraic 3 ай бұрын
I know right. I just wanna do my biz in a box, scratch up some furniture, bounce off the walls at stupid o’clock in the morning 😁
@user-jh9xs6uq4k
@user-jh9xs6uq4k 5 ай бұрын
I'm a Brit and you have inspired me! Everyone thinks I'm a 70 year old disabled woman but I identify as a young fit man in his 20's, like my grandson but younger. I can't wait to go wrestling and play American football with all the other guys - and win my first medal!
@plant495
@plant495 5 ай бұрын
Congratulations on your new-found masculinity! Go get 'em on the football field!
@lawrencecuthbertson8539
@lawrencecuthbertson8539 4 ай бұрын
You got this mate 😂
@amyandnatasha1522
@amyandnatasha1522 4 ай бұрын
😂 Good For You!!!
@cathhl2440
@cathhl2440 3 ай бұрын
🎉Just be sure insurance covers this. It can get nasty.
@no1fibersplicer525
@no1fibersplicer525 2 ай бұрын
Like my grandson , but younger 😂classic
@DJPoom
@DJPoom Жыл бұрын
My pet dolphin identify as an white woman… I’ll enroll her for the Olympics next year
@susanthawhs
@susanthawhs Жыл бұрын
😂
@Shaylok
@Shaylok Жыл бұрын
Holy bleep. Have we progressed to trans-species already?
@0Jenna7
@0Jenna7 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂
@isamarnavale8738
@isamarnavale8738 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@jsun7972
@jsun7972 Жыл бұрын
@@Shaylok Are you kidding me? that’s old news now. 🙄The new gender the kids are all raving about now is “Clown.” 🤡The pronouns are Bozo and Pennywise. Try to keep up.
@sauce9401
@sauce9401 2 жыл бұрын
We need more strong independent black women like you
@aonghascrowe9746
@aonghascrowe9746 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@fancybeingawesome
@fancybeingawesome 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@modusvivendii
@modusvivendii 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh 😂😂😂😂
@stepcomputerservices1690
@stepcomputerservices1690 2 жыл бұрын
😆
@takemyunfinishedbeat
@takemyunfinishedbeat 2 жыл бұрын
Little girls**
@kayyyylol
@kayyyylol 4 ай бұрын
as a 19 year old brown female, who identifies as a 6 ft, middle-aged, balding, american-black man, i support you girll
@Ksenia0707
@Ksenia0707 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂
@lewisedmundscomposer
@lewisedmundscomposer 5 ай бұрын
Such a courageous young woman, thanks for coming forward!
@user-yg4xf4rs3e
@user-yg4xf4rs3e 3 ай бұрын
It's a bloke 😢
@aiylaozdemir3143
@aiylaozdemir3143 2 жыл бұрын
As a Turkish woman who identifies as a Japanese man from Nigeria, I was really inspired by this video and it's a proof that women of color deserve to be recognized for their success too.
@lyndaokeke6184
@lyndaokeke6184 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@homerflores6995
@homerflores6995 2 жыл бұрын
😀 😃 🙂 🙃
@jankoleon3785
@jankoleon3785 2 жыл бұрын
That is confusing on so many levels...
@bullymaguire9156
@bullymaguire9156 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@a.azazagoth5413
@a.azazagoth5413 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@conradmilligan
@conradmilligan 2 жыл бұрын
as a british man who identifies as a 2016 Honda civic, i think i speak for all of us when i say YOU GO GIRL!
@aineshenry8122
@aineshenry8122 2 жыл бұрын
You killed it with this one😂😂😂😂😂
@libsonteresa5695
@libsonteresa5695 2 жыл бұрын
I spit out my breakfast laughing 😂😂
@matthewcaimbeul8722
@matthewcaimbeul8722 2 жыл бұрын
Ew.
@Shevphenomenal
@Shevphenomenal 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@manuelmutar
@manuelmutar 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🔥
@javiersp15
@javiersp15 4 ай бұрын
As a 34 year old man father of a girl and boy who identifies as a lego brick, I can see why you are so far ahead! God gave you a fifth extremity to flap while swimming. Girl you are truly blessed! Keep up the training and will be happy to follow along your career in the pee wee division!
@josieb111
@josieb111 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-ue1hs3ty6z
@user-ue1hs3ty6z 14 күн бұрын
Too much😂
@Cabinet445
@Cabinet445 4 ай бұрын
Such a inspiring women, glad she has the balls to show her achievements to the world. You go queen!
@alixx_legenddark_xx2819
@alixx_legenddark_xx2819 2 ай бұрын
Yeah, literally
@chad8537
@chad8537 2 жыл бұрын
This had me rolling. People studying this period of history will be utterly baffled.
@cosmicmcmoon5773
@cosmicmcmoon5773 2 жыл бұрын
Yea I'm curious how world history from 2020-2022 will be read in future textbooks lol
@MoBangFoYoBucks
@MoBangFoYoBucks 2 жыл бұрын
@@cosmicmcmoon5773 It would probably be "WTF" period!🤣😂🤣
@donaldodiaz4012
@donaldodiaz4012 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the fluoride
@laurafulton7023
@laurafulton7023 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the benzodiazepines
@catnapper7509
@catnapper7509 2 жыл бұрын
Actually they'll be stunned by the previous 8 years too!
@-BabyValentine-
@-BabyValentine- 2 жыл бұрын
Finally a woman of color getting the recognition she deserves!
@tacticalwarriorseso3752
@tacticalwarriorseso3752 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 this guy sent BLM and Feminazis to death 😂😂😂😂
@iseentitnews4569
@iseentitnews4569 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@sinpfiec1047
@sinpfiec1047 2 жыл бұрын
Is this your first time seeing a pink bearded woman?
@petershury7135
@petershury7135 2 жыл бұрын
This queen defo slays 🔥
@empathy800
@empathy800 2 жыл бұрын
"She" definitely is colored - pinkish color to be exact lol
@christineraphael3811
@christineraphael3811 4 ай бұрын
I am a 105 y/o female who has now realized her true identity as a 20 y/o aspiring rock star called Bruce, and so appreciate heroes like you, JP, giving us the courage to express our true natures💪🎸🎶
@user-ue1hs3ty6z
@user-ue1hs3ty6z 14 күн бұрын
I am impressed. I know everyone asks but what is your secret. I know, I know I'm using ur dead identity, but what would a 102 y/o say to a 51 y/o, I identify as 17 though, even though you didn't ask
@Juniper265
@Juniper265 5 ай бұрын
You had me at the hair flip, girl!
@user-ue1hs3ty6z
@user-ue1hs3ty6z 14 күн бұрын
Yes, very sexy! You not gonna sue me for sexual harassment are you?
@Heat4life131
@Heat4life131 2 жыл бұрын
As a black man, you are truly a inspiration to my black daughter. She actually wants to have a beard just like you! Im glad we have strong black women like you! Thanks JP!
@invalidusername4011
@invalidusername4011 2 жыл бұрын
Ha a strong black young lady with a ginger beard! Be proud girl!
@mrsnezbit2219
@mrsnezbit2219 2 жыл бұрын
@@invalidusername4011 no offence but I once seen a black ginger man and it was looking funny haha
@mtithewoodentank4817
@mtithewoodentank4817 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrsnezbit2219 Because it's a genetic mutation, black people look funny with them because most genetic mutations can be traced back to Caucasians.
@invalidusername4011
@invalidusername4011 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrsnezbit2219 Haha. Not as a funny as a black girl with a ginger beard. 😉
@TheMelopeus
@TheMelopeus 2 жыл бұрын
Your daughter wants black "white skin" as he has :))) (i'm ironizing how some say trans women have female peepee)
@onyinyechukwu
@onyinyechukwu Жыл бұрын
This was such an inspiration to watch. As a 37 year old black woman who identifies as a rich, skinny, 22 year old Caucasian, I understand what you're going through. Jealous people don't just see the black queen you are. Us white girls are cheering for you! You go girl!
@eneiarestivan
@eneiarestivan Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SisterNunya
@SisterNunya Жыл бұрын
This white middle aged woman feels the same😝
@googleplusisterrible4837
@googleplusisterrible4837 Жыл бұрын
Omg I’m deaaaaaadddddddd 😂😂😂😂
@sofiblinka2300
@sofiblinka2300 Жыл бұрын
Caucasien are not white
@samuelescobar6294
@samuelescobar6294 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@justayanna7509
@justayanna7509 3 ай бұрын
I CAN NOT THIS MORNING!!😂😂😭😭🤣🤣
@karismith5079
@karismith5079 4 ай бұрын
You're are making me piss myself!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
@BrunnanG
@BrunnanG 2 жыл бұрын
"Women most certainly can get other women pregnant - I've done it" genius JP
@ohla300
@ohla300 2 жыл бұрын
😅Lordt. They will be saying this on Twatter soon. Smh
@JohnDoe-rb4yz
@JohnDoe-rb4yz 2 жыл бұрын
Friggn Classic!🤣😂
@freedom4063
@freedom4063 2 жыл бұрын
He kills me😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
@freedom4063
@freedom4063 2 жыл бұрын
@mq85 Mq85 i laughed so hard when he said that 😂😂😂oops I mean SHE 😂😂😂🤸🤸🤸
@enricoa.9082
@enricoa.9082 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't identify the weights as being heavy" too...
@mahsaaahm
@mahsaaahm 8 ай бұрын
“You can’t have happiness without penis”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ninja-mouse
@ninja-mouse 5 ай бұрын
As a straight woman i must say he sry she has point.😁
@luna-bd9tq
@luna-bd9tq 5 ай бұрын
hapPENISs.
@Marycielo87
@Marycielo87 4 ай бұрын
That's why Lia still got them. Nasty fail people.
@charles-iii6759
@charles-iii6759 5 ай бұрын
"I did beat you by 11 minutes" 😆🤣😂
@texasbella576
@texasbella576 4 ай бұрын
this is hilarious!! OMG, I was crying and laughing at the same time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@antares3416
@antares3416 2 жыл бұрын
As a blond German guy who identifies as a Korean BBQ, I'm proud of my red hair black sister. You deserve this win.
@antares3416
@antares3416 2 жыл бұрын
@@GammaSigma1234 yes the one you usually have integrated in the table. accept me
@oneangryblacktemplar7040
@oneangryblacktemplar7040 2 жыл бұрын
You guys inspired me to embrace my true identity, today I can finally say I am a proud purple lawnmower
@orionhernandez3850
@orionhernandez3850 2 жыл бұрын
Bro I identified as a Korean bbq one time and the Fremasons gave me a free ride to any ivy league college of my choice. I had to turn it down though cause my partner is a half ogre half 2 by 4 and it went against they religion... crazy but at least I still have my dignity ya know.
@antares3416
@antares3416 2 жыл бұрын
@@orionhernandez3850 damn u alright bro? If ur bro is half 2 by 4 maybe become quarter 10 by 13 helps. Its just different regulations. Hope u have fresh kimchi tho
@skylar4775
@skylar4775 2 жыл бұрын
A blond German guy ❤❤❤
@johnmakateng3128
@johnmakateng3128 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't feel like I am 22 anymore, I think children's sports is next," I died🤣😂
@phonepup06
@phonepup06 2 жыл бұрын
Going from one of the worst swimmers to one of the best took real dedication; now time to rise in the ranks in pee wee football like no one before has.
@MattPerrette87
@MattPerrette87 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm actually 10 years old now."
@monicaberger5308
@monicaberger5308 2 жыл бұрын
“Well, I’m the one who hit the deer!” 😂😂😂
@vkat4167
@vkat4167 2 жыл бұрын
The best! 😂🤣
@damson552
@damson552 2 жыл бұрын
This is it. 🤣
@vickib9836
@vickib9836 5 ай бұрын
Well this just ruined my pepsi, that i spit out through my nose. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!!! You rock!!!😂😂😂😂❤
@user-bp8nq7ve2y
@user-bp8nq7ve2y 5 ай бұрын
😂 φίλε μου και εγώ έπινα καφέ και πνίγηκα 😅😅😅😅😅
@user-yw4co4sz8p
@user-yw4co4sz8p 4 ай бұрын
@user-ue1hs3ty6z
@user-ue1hs3ty6z 14 күн бұрын
Oh that shit hurts! Carbonation!
@BasedMigz
@BasedMigz 3 ай бұрын
As a 3-year-old natty toddler with powerlifting records of a 575 bench press, 903 deadlift, and 945 squat, I am proud of you. Thank you!
@OreoSmithOfficial
@OreoSmithOfficial Жыл бұрын
As a 26 year old white male who identifies as a 3-year old Ham and cheese sandwich from a Subway commercial from 1973, I'm so proud of you.
@gracie46
@gracie46 Жыл бұрын
💀AHSJDJ
@gtmumma
@gtmumma Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@peytatochip04
@peytatochip04 Жыл бұрын
this comment is so underrated😂. im dead😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
@koleevins6114
@koleevins6114 Жыл бұрын
Hit the nail right on the head!! What's the difference! 😂🤦‍♀️
@quantumloops1
@quantumloops1 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ianwyche4941
@ianwyche4941 2 жыл бұрын
As a Black man who identifies as a Japanese woman you're an inspiration to me.
@matimus100
@matimus100 Жыл бұрын
Your not black
@kemjunior8010
@kemjunior8010 Жыл бұрын
Ohhh Goshh Please you are funny my brother. I might join u
@shepherddancehallnation
@shepherddancehallnation Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha......
@lambchop58
@lambchop58 Жыл бұрын
Onii chaaaaan...!
@heatherreeve9802
@heatherreeve9802 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joanr3189
@joanr3189 5 ай бұрын
Too funny. Good serious satire. Keep on keeping on.
@jeanne7552
@jeanne7552 5 ай бұрын
As an individual who identifies as being a doorknob, I appreciate your honesty.
@selecttravelvacations7472
@selecttravelvacations7472 2 жыл бұрын
“Women can certainly get other women pregnant, I’ve done it!” Golden! 😆
@GandalftheWise
@GandalftheWise 2 жыл бұрын
She's so sexy
@ClaytonBridges
@ClaytonBridges 2 жыл бұрын
this isnt even an exagguration. theres a biological male that FOUGHT in UFC against females, and in the past, had impregnated a woman
@GiddyUp1776
@GiddyUp1776 2 жыл бұрын
I loved that comment too!
@libertychick3522
@libertychick3522 2 жыл бұрын
Loved when he said next is peewee football - I now identify as 10 years old. Classic!!!!
@Devina210
@Devina210 2 жыл бұрын
I know! That was the best line in this whole parody!!!!
@josiahpulemau6214
@josiahpulemau6214 2 жыл бұрын
“Women can most certainly get other women pregnant. I’ve done it.” 😂😂😂
@33superstar
@33superstar 2 жыл бұрын
I know!!! that was my favorite!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brandi66RN
@brandi66RN 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@radicalfury710
@radicalfury710 2 жыл бұрын
come to think of it he could have gotten some girl pregnant before HE TURNED SHE
@chunkeymonkey600
@chunkeymonkey600 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, yeah good one.
@griffin2599
@griffin2599 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@Girlwithapurse03
@Girlwithapurse03 4 ай бұрын
I LOVE MEN THAT STAND UP FOR WOMEN.. Like this Man right here! Good video!! Bravo!👏🏼
@skiMTB
@skiMTB 4 ай бұрын
YOU ARE MY HERO! PLEASE, SHARE MORE LIKE THIS!
@user-yg4xf4rs3e
@user-yg4xf4rs3e 3 ай бұрын
Serious
@fatnakedjimmyneutron
@fatnakedjimmyneutron 2 жыл бұрын
"Is it because I identify as black" The balls on this woman...
@evanskyule
@evanskyule 2 жыл бұрын
Had me rolling 😂😂
@jeffcampbell1963
@jeffcampbell1963 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@kittycat8222
@kittycat8222 2 жыл бұрын
The dick too. That pissing standing up was super impressive.
@DespaceMan
@DespaceMan 2 жыл бұрын
And she is naturally strong no drug enhancers, not only she has balls but testosterone power what a women.
@clockwork9825
@clockwork9825 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sanegayguy
@sanegayguy 2 жыл бұрын
"I guess people doesn't like it when a woman succeed" *reveals bulge* . This had me dying XD
@joeliza4047
@joeliza4047 2 жыл бұрын
Pees on grass standing up.🤣
@terrihacobian7861
@terrihacobian7861 2 жыл бұрын
I was ROLLING!! BAHAHAH
@sambur6480
@sambur6480 2 жыл бұрын
It was honestly uncomfortable
@7Bandit7
@7Bandit7 2 жыл бұрын
@@sambur6480 now you see how the women feel in the locker rooms with these people.
@abyssking4062
@abyssking4062 2 жыл бұрын
@@7Bandit7 it will hurt less to chase them out. It will hurt more keeping quiet.
@LauraSmith777
@LauraSmith777 4 ай бұрын
You crack me up. I love you for telling the truth through sarcasm.
@kainvonakenbak7966
@kainvonakenbak7966 4 ай бұрын
If that thing is a lady, i'm a frickin' unicorn 😂😂
@joeliza4047
@joeliza4047 2 жыл бұрын
"I've been dreaming of becoming the top female swimmer for one year". Golden.
@Peakfreud
@Peakfreud 2 жыл бұрын
Pee wee football I'm Ten now
@joeliza4047
@joeliza4047 2 жыл бұрын
@@Peakfreud This one really shows the silliness of trying to cater for people who arbitrarily decide in their mind, that they are different to their biological makeup.
@Mosquito-balls
@Mosquito-balls 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mZqVddOHtJ66aJs.html where his tampons lol
@Peakfreud
@Peakfreud 2 жыл бұрын
@@joeliza4047 Yeah, you would have thought Covid would have provided a serious reality check by bringing Science & Biology to the forefront Whether it was real or not, but what happened instead is society flocked to social media during quarantine to further fuel their delusions.
@NjD....
@NjD.... 2 жыл бұрын
Why does it say this has 4 comments but there are only 2 (excluding mine)?
@sofaking27
@sofaking27 11 ай бұрын
As a 43 yr black male who identifies as a stop sign 🛑 so proud of you and your inspiring story
@CheckMate691
@CheckMate691 10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Veryfreshveryflourish24
@Veryfreshveryflourish24 10 ай бұрын
"Hey look. The stop sign has 8 glorious sides. The stop sign is an octagon. Octagon" -Jack black
@sultanabran1
@sultanabran1 6 ай бұрын
i'd appreciate it if you stopped your sign language
@LA-rc7cw
@LA-rc7cw 6 ай бұрын
yes!!!! 🤣this here is why I love reading comments.@@sultanabran1
@Azuria969
@Azuria969 5 ай бұрын
STOP it now
@sujal_kd
@sujal_kd 4 ай бұрын
i identify as a box full of choclates
@WilliamAung
@WilliamAung 5 ай бұрын
This should be nominated for the best KZfaq video of the year. 🏆
@teachmehowtodoge1737
@teachmehowtodoge1737 Жыл бұрын
As a cat who identify myself as a dog, I felt this. 🐈 🐕
@shareefahbahati
@shareefahbahati Жыл бұрын
😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NatalieCWilliams
@NatalieCWilliams Жыл бұрын
Next best comment here 🤣
@3_eyed_magician
@3_eyed_magician Жыл бұрын
Furry 😆
@Bunny_queen143
@Bunny_queen143 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@bitteranjel6782
@bitteranjel6782 Жыл бұрын
Lmao have you seen that Tex Avery cartoon with the voice throwing cat who pretended to be a dog 🐕
@misc5831
@misc5831 11 ай бұрын
"Women can get other women pregnant. I've done it!" 🤣🤣
@tammi67able
@tammi67able 5 ай бұрын
😂 i beg he has lol 😂
@robertcarter8600
@robertcarter8600 5 ай бұрын
What a bold achievement of the Rainbow Coalition!
@GabrielaMartinez-ni2lt
@GabrielaMartinez-ni2lt 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@user-qo5yj9ez5w
@user-qo5yj9ez5w 4 ай бұрын
That made my day.
@elecman748
@elecman748 5 ай бұрын
It started as a joke, and Canada made it reality, a 50 yo vs 13 yo girls, and they had to share the same restroom
@jordanpir68
@jordanpir68 4 ай бұрын
I can't stop laughing! This is some top tier material! good job!
@SF-wm7zf
@SF-wm7zf 2 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is this would be have been a parody like 5 years ago, today it looks more like a documentary.
@camclayton3336
@camclayton3336 2 жыл бұрын
Fuuuuuuuuuuck... You 100 % right tho
@johnbopp4813
@johnbopp4813 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't it a Kinks song....Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, it's a mixed up world, a shook up world...
@clogs4956
@clogs4956 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnbopp4813 ...except for Lola.... Yeah, right now I'm having some problems understanding the world.
@barbeeska
@barbeeska 2 жыл бұрын
😂 wait 😐🤦‍♀️
@myleshagar9722
@myleshagar9722 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a documentary, but then I am in Canada.
@brianmalexander
@brianmalexander 2 жыл бұрын
10 year old, black, non-biologist, muscled, bearded, ginger, woman comedian. What else can we add to your brave, brave identity?
@arthurfleck1554
@arthurfleck1554 2 жыл бұрын
polyamorous lesbian
@tohopes
@tohopes 2 жыл бұрын
he'd get bonus points if he identified as Ukrainian.
@cesaravegah3787
@cesaravegah3787 2 жыл бұрын
She is a a proud lesbian
@tomholden494
@tomholden494 2 жыл бұрын
Forget new pronouns. How about new adjectives? You must comply and call him "Fantastic JP!"
@mdw908
@mdw908 2 жыл бұрын
I just heard the term "bi-romantic asexual". I swear, people today just make up these terms as a "look-at-me, I'm unique" way to get attention. Pathetic.
@no1fibersplicer525
@no1fibersplicer525 2 ай бұрын
She’s steering with a rudder!
@hannahhoagland4256
@hannahhoagland4256 2 жыл бұрын
“Well…I just don’t identify the weights as heavy. It’s pretty simple.” I’M DEAD
@jo_da_be._.1629
@jo_da_be._.1629 2 жыл бұрын
Lightweight baby!!!
@BobRooney290
@BobRooney290 2 жыл бұрын
as a non-binary dolphin (my pronouns are willy and flipper) that has transitioned from a trans gender fluid centaur, i find biology very racist and it should be cancelled.
@lancepablo
@lancepablo 2 жыл бұрын
that line had me chocked up
@lucykelly7152
@lucykelly7152 2 жыл бұрын
Me too! I wish I could identify as rich so easily!
@j.j.4708
@j.j.4708 2 жыл бұрын
Weights should never have to feel ashamed of their weight, calling them heavy would just be rude
@karryannemorgan9484
@karryannemorgan9484 2 жыл бұрын
This is what needs to be done to shine a light on how ludicrous the whole thing is. 👏👏👏
@Derek_Wyld
@Derek_Wyld 2 жыл бұрын
For real!
@BCaptain
@BCaptain 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with you 100 percent, but there is going to be someone out there that is going to disagree with you. Touche my friend :)
@imbrat8359
@imbrat8359 4 ай бұрын
As a 30 year old female who identifies as a speed bump it's nice to see someone speak up ❤
@paulbateman5769
@paulbateman5769 5 ай бұрын
As a 57 year old white male from England I identify as Spocks mom off Star Trek and I thank you from green blooded, unrepresented Vulcans everywhere.
@reginalddavis7578
@reginalddavis7578 Жыл бұрын
As a 35 year old black African American trans male who identifies as a 42 year old Moroccan, half Korean, non binary female, you are such an inspiration!!
@timkincade9763
@timkincade9763 Жыл бұрын
I share in your struggle, please stay strong 💪 I'm a homosexual unicorn that is into female dolphins but identify as a tree. Thank you for understanding
@X-Factor-22
@X-Factor-22 Жыл бұрын
I’m a 55yr old Japanese male who identifies as a 20yr old half Blk and half white female! I’ll be joining the WNBA next season and I guarantee you I will score 300pts a game!!!😆💪🏾💪💪🏻
@VintageCarEnthusiast5625
@VintageCarEnthusiast5625 Жыл бұрын
Stunning and brave
@bass305-HCCA
@bass305-HCCA Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@reginalddavis7578
@reginalddavis7578 Жыл бұрын
@@X-Factor-22 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@TomTom-sj3bn
@TomTom-sj3bn 2 жыл бұрын
''Maybe because I identify as Black...these racist women'' I'm crying from laughter..JP is pure genius, plus a lovely black lady to booth.
@algallego
@algallego 2 жыл бұрын
Lovely black lady, but he's... ahem.... SHE'S going to have to work on her speech and black female mannerisms and antics!!!! 🤣
@Mosquito-balls
@Mosquito-balls 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mZqVddOHtJ66aJs.html woosh
@l.a.9947
@l.a.9947 2 жыл бұрын
This WAS hillareous. :)))
@stonew1927
@stonew1927 2 жыл бұрын
How about, "Women can definitely get other women pregnant. I've done it." 😂🤣😂🤣
@BUCIFALUS
@BUCIFALUS 2 жыл бұрын
Ahahahaja
@TheFoxMaster101
@TheFoxMaster101 4 ай бұрын
the manscapped part was really good
@skirmsher1486
@skirmsher1486 2 ай бұрын
God i love this sarcasm, LMAO
@daniel-mz8gn
@daniel-mz8gn Жыл бұрын
This spoke to me on so many levels. As an 18 year old Black guy, that identifies as a the first bucket of KFC chicken, I stand by- nah I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@furbyfurbs
@furbyfurbs Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I can’t either
@erniebuchinski3614
@erniebuchinski3614 Жыл бұрын
Sir, would that be a regular or extra crispy chicken? 😁
@daniel-mz8gn
@daniel-mz8gn Жыл бұрын
@@erniebuchinski3614 *Gasp* are you assuming my friend chicken option?
@dontcallanimalspetstheyare7871
@dontcallanimalspetstheyare7871 Жыл бұрын
Stop eating animals it’s a sin
@blob5907
@blob5907 Жыл бұрын
your the best
@Atcraftcity
@Atcraftcity 2 жыл бұрын
As a 65 year old American woman identifying as a 25 year old Vogue model, I say, “way to go JP”!
@torryaeugenia1129
@torryaeugenia1129 2 жыл бұрын
you rock😅!!!
@CindyAbrodie
@CindyAbrodie 2 жыл бұрын
😎
@elizabethdunbar7160
@elizabethdunbar7160 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@lisaboo50
@lisaboo50 2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I keep saying! I identify as a tall, fit blonde model. Why can’t my insurance pay for me to transition to one?
@eryn3003
@eryn3003 2 жыл бұрын
Let's go Gail!
@djangoohara1907
@djangoohara1907 4 ай бұрын
More comedy Gold --- keep me going J.P, LUV YA WORK BROTHER 👍👍👍
@AceVideosOfficial
@AceVideosOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
I will be embarrassed to tell my children that I lived during a period where my country was so godless that people actually fought for men to compete in women's sports.
@mikeq5807
@mikeq5807 2 жыл бұрын
Has nothing to do with godless, such individuals as those being parodied in this video are woefully misguided. Lots of people in our society are woefully misguided, like those who put greed ahead of the interests of their country, like those who follow the propaganda of religions. Lots of blindness, lots of misguided souls! Many of them see the speck in their neighbor's eye, but are blithely oblivious to the log in their own eye.
@livewireOrourke
@livewireOrourke 2 жыл бұрын
I'll just write over this entire time period with a white out.
@TheAj35brunson
@TheAj35brunson 2 жыл бұрын
Amen brother. I have two daughters and it's frustrating how they have to deal with this inequality in sports when they get older.
@markzirpolo9934
@markzirpolo9934 2 жыл бұрын
Lol sad yes liberal usa
@caleb3960
@caleb3960 2 жыл бұрын
When I have children, I fear sending them to public schools. Society is trying and succeeding at grooming kids and manipulating their way of thinking. I must raise them with faith in Christ and a love for God, and a strong foundation in the Bible, this is the way. "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it." (Proverbs 22:6).
@dkasper3267
@dkasper3267 Жыл бұрын
This is such a true representation of what is happening. It's that surreal and ridiculous.
@taniavenhaus5524
@taniavenhaus5524 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely,100%! This was the hammer hitting the nail smack dab on the head!
@yvonnehillis2461
@yvonnehillis2461 Жыл бұрын
So damn funny, I loved it!
@Annihilus2000
@Annihilus2000 Жыл бұрын
It is Surriculous! 😅
@bnpzarie9511
@bnpzarie9511 Жыл бұрын
666th like, right here!
@kheleecebrown1799
@kheleecebrown1799 Жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂💯
@roden70
@roden70 3 ай бұрын
As a total nobody who doesn't identify with anything yet, I'm so impressed by this uplifting an honest story full of selfreflection. And the comments make me cry. Such compassion and I see so much examples of strong people, objects and animals I have hope that one day I too will identify as anybody or anything. I love you all. ❤
@mintywatkins7659
@mintywatkins7659 5 ай бұрын
Well goodness, totally hilarious, and so apt for today's world..thank you for making me properly laugh out loud.. 😂
@chance_ondriezek99
@chance_ondriezek99 2 жыл бұрын
Just your daily reminder that JP Sears is a comedic genius.
@NicolonCancer
@NicolonCancer 2 жыл бұрын
I hope no one slaps him
@dexterdouglas
@dexterdouglas 2 жыл бұрын
@@NicolonCancer could you imagine? He doesn’t look like someone you want to slap…. Especially if you’re an old black man wearing make-up
@kellikelli4413
@kellikelli4413 2 жыл бұрын
He can be the president next.
@TheThreshermansson
@TheThreshermansson 2 жыл бұрын
@@NicolonCancer ....or fake bitch slaps him...I mean her
@whenpigsfly8178
@whenpigsfly8178 2 жыл бұрын
And extremely well built.. for a woman.
@kiranmalik1926
@kiranmalik1926 Жыл бұрын
As a south Asian woman who identifies as a kangaroo from Australia, I really appreciate your video! So brave & so stunning!
@kymberliveith1283
@kymberliveith1283 Жыл бұрын
😂
@maddyedits01
@maddyedits01 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dawood2u
@dawood2u Жыл бұрын
😂
@johonmallik9368
@johonmallik9368 Жыл бұрын
Let's go 🎉🎉🎉🎉 I'm South asian Dracula 😂😂😂
@neskorock
@neskorock Жыл бұрын
😂
@schoolofA
@schoolofA 4 ай бұрын
This made me laugh and cry at the same time.
@MajJGrant
@MajJGrant 3 ай бұрын
This is great. Awesome work.
@looney_tunes10
@looney_tunes10 8 ай бұрын
as a female swimmer, i'm so happy people are standing up and saying this isn't okay
@Coloriey
@Coloriey 8 ай бұрын
As a trans person, we are planning on exiling Lia Thomas to Fiji, they can deal with her. And as trans swimmer, I’m not sure why we always go for swimming
@caesarsalad1170
@caesarsalad1170 8 ай бұрын
@@Coloriey Stop it, get some help
@tony_winner
@tony_winner 7 ай бұрын
U r a racist or u r just intimidated by her sensual femininity 😂
@seyioyetade
@seyioyetade 6 ай бұрын
​@@caesarsalad1170 let them live their best life
@wideawake914
@wideawake914 6 ай бұрын
It's up to women to stop it. How many times have I seen women on the podium with these men taking a womans spot and a big silly grin on the women. Accept it or boycott any event that allows it. Everyone everywhere and it will all fizzle out very fast.
@FFTM155
@FFTM155 2 жыл бұрын
You really have balls! No one cant deny that. We need more of this in this crazy world of ours.
@LJ_nowandalways
@LJ_nowandalways 2 жыл бұрын
I don't see any balls.
@SP-rx4tb
@SP-rx4tb 2 жыл бұрын
Yes he does have balls and we can see them
@scottmichaelawaken
@scottmichaelawaken 2 жыл бұрын
Haha, you wanna grow balls, you can just say you did!
@scottmichaelawaken
@scottmichaelawaken 2 жыл бұрын
It's your current identity...
@jackoborne2988
@jackoborne2988 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, that swimsuit pretty much proved that in more ways than one. Blech!
@christineadam6764
@christineadam6764 4 ай бұрын
Hes so funny and i love the way he takes the micky out of people. 😅😅😂
@Stllno
@Stllno 4 ай бұрын
Hilarious! Had me convinced haha!
@madshumanbeing
@madshumanbeing 2 жыл бұрын
as a female swimmer, this really made me laugh. i was so angry at what was going on, but i’m glad you made this to help me laugh through it
@gregerjohn8728
@gregerjohn8728 2 жыл бұрын
Do you Identifierar your shelf as a swimmer or are you a real one?
@madshumanbeing
@madshumanbeing 2 жыл бұрын
@@gregerjohn8728 what? I’m a competitive swimmer?
@nathan5421
@nathan5421 2 жыл бұрын
i think its a joke that you can just identify as a woman
@madshumanbeing
@madshumanbeing 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathan5421 it is a joke. it’s horrible and it’s the dumbest thing humanity ever allowed
@okami6241
@okami6241 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad they finally banned trans women from competing in female sports. Idc if I get hate for that either 🤷🏻‍♀️ It should've never happened to begin with. I'm all for trans rights, but that doesn't change your physical make up from birth so it's just not fair for a biological male to compete against women. Sorry, not sorry!
@samanthasmiles9112
@samanthasmiles9112 2 жыл бұрын
As a woman, this literally made me laugh out loud and then made me really depressed because it's the truth.
@elsac4405
@elsac4405 2 жыл бұрын
Funny but sad 😑
@shaunpatrick8345
@shaunpatrick8345 2 жыл бұрын
When using the phrase "as a woman," please specify whether or not you're a biologist so people can tell what you mean!
@wanderlustoceans8205
@wanderlustoceans8205 2 жыл бұрын
Wait what is a woman, im not a biologist, is that an animal? XD
@hopnglo680
@hopnglo680 2 жыл бұрын
I guess we need three classes now: men, women, and whatever…sad, but true.
@EyeSeeThruYou
@EyeSeeThruYou 2 жыл бұрын
It's the new way to bully women and girls, sadly. Contrary to the old phrase, imitation is *not* the sincerest form of flattery in this instance. 😣
@user-wu9tu6qh9v
@user-wu9tu6qh9v 5 ай бұрын
I love how he jump in the pool 😂
@munyamubaiwa4313
@munyamubaiwa4313 4 ай бұрын
Im a Black Zimbabwean man but I identify as a Japanese Caucasian Maori teenager. I support you all the way.
@catnapper7509
@catnapper7509 2 жыл бұрын
Lol "I think children's sports is next. Probably peewee football!" That kills!
@lukejacquot2002
@lukejacquot2002 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 10 years old now! Classic! LMFAO
@brianmalexander
@brianmalexander 2 жыл бұрын
Best line!
@reharl4953
@reharl4953 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't identify the weights as very heavy." Chef's kiss. Perfect.
@androgyny77
@androgyny77 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@smerchly
@smerchly 2 жыл бұрын
@@androgyny77 Isn't she lovely ? ( Stevie Wonder )
@charlesoneill7993
@charlesoneill7993 3 ай бұрын
This is the absolute pinnacle of sarcasm the height of which can only be seen with the naked eye from the air or the summit of Mt. Everest!!!
@Steerpike07
@Steerpike07 5 ай бұрын
UK newspaper headline June 2023 - 'Schools allowing children to ‘identify as horses, dinosaurs and cats’ as pupils ‘communicate with animal noises’' - and then the media feign surprise when statistics reveal huge rise in school-age children who have gone mental.
@markwilkie7633
@markwilkie7633 2 жыл бұрын
“I don’t identify the weighs as being that heavy.” He got me there
@ThePrototypler
@ThePrototypler 2 жыл бұрын
Light weight baaabbbaaaayy
@FourGirlsFarm
@FourGirlsFarm 2 жыл бұрын
You bring so much joy to my world. Frickin hilarious and spot on. “Im 10 years old now” 🤣🤣🤣
@CIPROFLOXACINA9
@CIPROFLOXACINA9 2 жыл бұрын
I’m feeling the same way. And I’m black 😂😂😂😂😂
@AskAgainL8ter
@AskAgainL8ter 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, can my teenager identify as 21 and go buy alcohol?
@deeznutz80s
@deeznutz80s 5 ай бұрын
This is gold!
@clairemoorcroft426
@clairemoorcroft426 5 ай бұрын
Loved this omg😂😂
@ChristineFisher123
@ChristineFisher123 Жыл бұрын
As a 63 year old woman who identifies as an apple tart in a bakery window, I applaud you on your honesty and integrity. You make all apple pies proud.🥧🥧
@argononeya7080
@argononeya7080 Жыл бұрын
Hey I like apple tarts ....Gotta pic 😂😅😂😅
@freddygarcia3049
@freddygarcia3049 Жыл бұрын
aww.. you inspires me to feel like a delicious cup of coffee🥲😋
@dawood2u
@dawood2u Жыл бұрын
😂
@Omninfinity
@Omninfinity Жыл бұрын
as a ⃙̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͓̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͚̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͖̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ᷆ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͯͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͏⃒̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̰̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̂ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕͟͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞៑̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ឿ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ឺ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ោ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞⃝⃘̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̭̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͔̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̮̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̑ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̊ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕̕̕̕͟͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞⃟̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̾ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̈ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͦͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞៓̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ៃ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞឵̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ូ̡̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͕̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ⃔ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̋ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞⃞̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͈̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ᷆ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̐ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞ྦ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ྡ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ྲ⃚ཱྀ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͈̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̬̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͡͞͞͞͞ I must agree it is morbin' time
@Ivano-84
@Ivano-84 Жыл бұрын
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@jameldixon4140
@jameldixon4140 2 жыл бұрын
"women can most certainly get other women pregnant-I've done it!!" That was the line for me!
@steveturansky9031
@steveturansky9031 2 жыл бұрын
It's happening in women's-only prisons. Must be true since it's on the internet...
@Dodo.isp22
@Dodo.isp22 2 жыл бұрын
At first I found it really funny, but then realized how actually this is the imposed mindset - like for example it's not only women who have periods or can give birth. And you should be BANNED if you don't use gender neutral language. It's BS, and sad. It's something biological and we should be realistic about it.
@jayleng9630
@jayleng9630 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@brandi66RN
@brandi66RN 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it. That was hilarious!
@binkibinks4635
@binkibinks4635 2 жыл бұрын
Yep! After moving 27 men who identified as women from the mens prison to the womens prison, that Delaware penal institution has now reported that several female internees have become PREGNANT! Seems like women can impregnate other women afterall! Does this make men obsolete?😉
@diannhook1879
@diannhook1879 4 ай бұрын
😂😂i just love you,showing how mental this whole Circus is 👏👏
@user-ju5mu7uk6y
@user-ju5mu7uk6y 5 ай бұрын
Arrr you are superb 😅You make my day - 😂
@melissaeaster4980
@melissaeaster4980 2 жыл бұрын
JP Sears is a news reporting genius, not just a comedian.
@leewright7623
@leewright7623 2 жыл бұрын
You bet!
@promethiac2641
@promethiac2641 2 жыл бұрын
He makes fun of cross genders while taking any opportunity he can to cross dress. It is not ironic?
@georgewagner7787
@georgewagner7787 2 жыл бұрын
I just wanna know how he fit into his wife's bathing suit!
@throwaway2430
@throwaway2430 2 жыл бұрын
@@promethiac2641 It's almost like he's making fun of the fact that literally every single social institution is obsessed with the alphabet cult. He represents a time when men dressed like women because it looked stupid and GID was still considered a mental disorder in the DSM, so it was funny cause it was insane and unexpected, and not because it's "valid", in the era where the number one Google result to "can men get pregnant" is YES. It's hilarious how you don't get the difference between men putting on women's clothes cause it looks dumb to make fun of the alphabets and the OIC - THE OLYMPICS - literally removing testosterone limits to officially validate deranged men pretending to be women to demolish actual women's hopes and dreams like a raging HRT Vitor Belfort pre-USADA. The only irony here is the situational irony that the transformers went down this road to "destigmatize" their mental illness and it only made the stigma worse among normal people, and made them more weary and harshly critical of their delusional thought patterns and the social institutions that support them. And now the Taliban are still on Twitter, but the Babylon Bee is gone for making fun of a transformer. The Taliban may rape 12 year old girls, but at least they didn't post any offensive jokes about a हिजड़ा (transformer). Please just stop trying to bring "POCs" into your ideology. I am a brown Asian man and I want nothing to do with the "diversity, equity, inclusion" cult...
@promethiac2641
@promethiac2641 2 жыл бұрын
@@throwaway2430 Are you sure it's not because he likes to crossdress?
@jarednaiken1518
@jarednaiken1518 2 жыл бұрын
As a 20 year old South African who identifies as a 2 year old qualified medical doctor, biologist and Albert Einstein, I want to congratulate you and say that we need more woman like you in our world!
@aquariusmedia9307
@aquariusmedia9307 Жыл бұрын
The foolishness of the woke world is now so clearly ridiculous and funny dear. I cried with so much laughter reading comments.
@14thbkrctsecks
@14thbkrctsecks Жыл бұрын
God this one made me laugh
@pamelanovelli1239
@pamelanovelli1239 Жыл бұрын
oh Jared lol your too funny! now you have me thinking of my own, laugh it off, fake identity as I identify :) alpha jock straps help me JESUS NOW ;)
@jrmartinez1354
@jrmartinez1354 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ lived a sinless life died on the cross rose from the dead three days later so you can have eternal life. You just have to accept his gift of salvation and repent from your sins and surrender your life to him Jesus Christ. God Bless Everyone !
@jabe3753
@jabe3753 4 ай бұрын
Great comedy. Well done.
@joannpelas5101
@joannpelas5101 4 ай бұрын
I'm only two minutes in and I'm crying!🤣🤣🤣
@NSS9749
@NSS9749 2 жыл бұрын
OMG... When he said: "I don't feel like I am 22 anymore, I think children's sports is next, I am 10 years old now" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂
@the_rover1
@the_rover1 2 жыл бұрын
"hey, bob! I mean, boss...uh...I don't feel like an office clerc any more. in fact, I think you should hand me your position, I feel like I can handle it with no problems whatsoever. my qualification? uhh...uhmm...I once did some baby sitting. but how hard can that be, sitting in your chair all day long, sippin coffee, talking nuts on the phone...a muppet can do this! my first decision will be firing you, bob. sorry to break it to you that way. yeah, you did a bad job recently, especially cutting the coffee budget and demanding paid extra hours from me for this useless revision thing last month. big mistake. see you, bob!"
@voduz999
@voduz999 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@jluispereira
@jluispereira 2 жыл бұрын
She said that, Nivea. Is a she! 🤣
@123InDaPlaceToBe2
@123InDaPlaceToBe2 2 жыл бұрын
U think..she?
@Lionman177
@Lionman177 2 жыл бұрын
You`d be surprised, but that was a real issue in a post Soviet countries after 1991. Athletes from Armenia and Azerbaijan came to Russia as refugees, because their countries were in a war state, and guys (wrestlers especially) around 23-25 yo claimed that they are only 14 ("lost their documents"), participated in local competitions and earned money this way.
@bettercollpaul
@bettercollpaul 2 жыл бұрын
As a white African guy from Asia that's black, I gotta say you're making us girls proud!
@Victorsdelgado
@Victorsdelgado 2 жыл бұрын
thats f confusing 🤣
@davidjohnson5527
@davidjohnson5527 2 жыл бұрын
hahahahhahahahahhahhahhahaha
@gen000123
@gen000123 2 жыл бұрын
There actually are white people in Africa by the Mediterranean sea cost. Look it up.( Not talking about south African white folks descending from Europeans but actual indigenous white people). Not all of Africa is black.
@blenis6162
@blenis6162 Жыл бұрын
Shiiit
@CurvyCass1982
@CurvyCass1982 Жыл бұрын
🤷🤣
@timjohnston3225
@timjohnston3225 4 ай бұрын
Great Great work!
@jayurenos
@jayurenos 3 ай бұрын
Dude the piss scene made me laugh so hard
@k.s.1344
@k.s.1344 2 жыл бұрын
I'm no Biologist...but if you pee standing up, you should probably swim on the men's team. 😂
@JonVlogs123
@JonVlogs123 2 жыл бұрын
Genius! 🙂👍
@ladyjade6446
@ladyjade6446 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@donovanbryan5000
@donovanbryan5000 2 жыл бұрын
Uhmm women can pee standing up. Maybe messy but they can
@susanohara1584
@susanohara1584 2 жыл бұрын
@@donovanbryan5000 yes, but not like that lol
@donovanbryan5000
@donovanbryan5000 2 жыл бұрын
@@susanohara1584 lol. That's why I mentioned messy
@apieceofdirt4681
@apieceofdirt4681 2 жыл бұрын
This is so absolutely on point. “HEY LADIES, I beat you by 11 minutes fair and square SO GET OVER IT.” I lost it!
@dr.sammypryor
@dr.sammypryor 2 жыл бұрын
Haha.. I died at that same comment!
@walle3166
@walle3166 2 жыл бұрын
500th like!
@theoldschooldiva374
@theoldschooldiva374 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
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