_Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?_-Hank Hill

We ask them politely, yet firmly to leave

hank hill is a true american

Hank not wanting to throw his beer at the raccoon and instead throwing pennies to have dale scramble to pick em up is comedy gold

"Just when i think you said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking" I have to say that one day

THAT'S A CLEAN BURNING HELL, I'LL TELL YOU HWAT.

That raccoon scene is like machine gun of comedy. The best part is when Dale jumps to start collecting the change off the ground.

*"get out of here you furry bastard"* My favorite line 12/10

"Ah my face hurts..." "IT'LL MATCH YOUR ASS ONCE I'M DONE KICKING IT!" XD

I have a friend who's Laotian. I asked him in Hank's voice, "So, are ya Chinese or Japanese?" And he said, in Kahn's voice, "I come from Laos, stupid!"

"That's a clean burning Hell, I'll tell ya' what, (MALICIOUS LAUGH HERE)"- Hank Hill in his Hank Hell.

Dale: Hank, look, its propane! Hank looks around Dale Runs away

This video is awesome I tell you 'hwat.

Hank's voice actor must have been peeing himself laughing saying some of these.

"My face hurts..." "And it'll match your ass when I'm done kicking it!"

My favorite Hank Hill moment was when Bobby was failing Home Ec and needed extra credit, so he had to wash a cheerleader's uniform. Hank Hill walks by Bobby's bedroom and sees him with a cheerleader's uniform and says "There'd better be a naked cheerleader under there"

You may call Hank Hill a simpleton but he is honest and upstanding person, which is respectable. Love this character, there is a good portion of realness in him.

I use Hank's standard to judge when a steak is medium rare. It has NEVER failed me when cooking steak. I love this show.

“I won’t be blind forever, and the second I see some ass I’m kicking it.” - Mr. Hank “Propane Man” Hill

"Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking" *-Hank Hill* I was literally laughing my ass off when i heard this

As a kid, I didnt really get this show. As a grown ass man, I find Hank to be relatable and grounded. 🤣

Hank: "Now in the unlikely event that I am incapacitated, do you know how to start up a man's heart with a downed power line?" Bobby: "No..." Hank: "Well...there's really no wrong way to do it."

"What if somebody wants theirs well-done?" "We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave."

2:30 ghost beer.

I sell propane and propane accessories.

*you're talking like a song from the lion king* 😹😹😹

As a born and raised Texan, I can confirm that this show is extremely accurate.

I LOVE how Hank looks at the beer to throw at the raccoon, changes his mind and throws his change instead of wasting beer.

"My God are you still talking?" Is my favorite 😂😂

Who else wants this show back? I'd even settle for a sequel where Bobby is grown up and Hank is a grandpa.

*Racoon runs around* *Hank is about to throw his beer at it* *instead throws change from pocket at it*

These are are infinitely excellent. Hank is a font of conservative old-man wisdom. Like "Shit My Dad Says".

I loved when Peggy offered Hank ginseng tea and he said “Ginseng? I don’t need to get all hopped up on dope!”

That firehouse episode was always my favorite. It felt as if another show's writers guest wrote it and everyone let loose and had a great time

Favorite Hank Hill line is when he goes and sees the sports psychiatrist... "I don't believe in all that gobbledygook about a subconscious or any other witchcraft. I won't take pills, I won't let you hypnotize or molest me!"

Hank is basically every dad born between 1940 and 1960

My favorite scene in the entire series is when Bobby is diagnosed with gout and the doctor asks Hank if Bobby is eating a lot of organ meat and Hank says "Hwhat?, the boy aint no ghoul!" .

Hank Hill: “Whoever knew I would be an inspiration, I tell you what.”

god damn i miss king of the hill

2:30 Hank's so invested in his profession, that he literally warps the bottle through his hat.

Underrated character, I grew up in the golden age of the Simpsons and I'm Irish so I never really got the dry American comedy value of this show, Its one of my favourite shows now!

One of the best TV characters of all-time.

"maybe i ought to tie that long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!" fuckin brilliant

So are you chinese or japanese

Hank Hill is hands down the best character. He is a true father figure, and he never ever lets us down.

"So are you Chinese or Japanese?" LMAO

No matter what political views you have, I think we would all love to have someone like Hank living next door to us

The fuck is a propane accessory

226 people are about to get their asses kicked, I tell yuh whut!

My favorite Hank Hill line, which I think embodies his entire ethos, is, "Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you."

Hank, talking about Dale: "You're putting additional strain on a structure that wasn't up to code in the first place"

"Just when I thought I said the stupidest thing ever, you kept talking." Words to live by

Being a soccer player from Texas, I laughed hysterically at that.

it's been many years since actually seeing a full episode, but 1:47 made me laugh so hard I got the hiccups.

Because propane is the manliest job, and the accessories boost it. Ain't that right, Hank? You tell 'em.

What about when Hank pulls over the deputy to let him know he has a headlight out and the deputy thanks him and Hanks says "Well I'd want you to do the same for me..."? LOL!

My favorite anime

I'll tell you h'wat.

Boggle.

:00-0:05 Hank Hill describing the current state of SNL

If there is a living embodiment of Hank Hill, it’s without a shadow of a doubt my Grandpa

Hank Hill was the spitting image of my secondary school teacher, Mr. Hill! 😂🤣

Why does Hank remind me of my dad?... lol

I have a confession to make... ...i like butane

ive never even seen or heard of this show before and i already love it

This man is an endless supply of amazing lines

"That's a clean burning hell I tell yea hwhat!"

This... does put a smile on my face

"Just when I thought you said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking!" Is actually a sick burn lmao

The bit where he yelled at that social services worker will always be gold to me. It's funny how people can take legitimate, honest accidents (I. E, Bobby getting hit in the face with a baseball, and him accidentally hitting Peggy in the face with a baseball) and turn them into false accusations of domestic violence going on in the household.

Hank is a national treasure.

I love it when Hank screams like a weirdo. I wish someone could upload the clip from "The Texas Panhandler" where Hank sees Bobby beg for money and screams like a weirdo.

2:36 loved the jumpscare at the end 😆

that's a clean burning hell I tell you WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

0:49 Hank hates furries comfirmed.

Hank Hill is the one person who 9/10 sounds exactly like my Uncle Greg living in Colorado originally from Illinois.

I never realized how much I relate to this man

151 people got their asses kicked by Hank Hill.

Best line was when he says "I am Mr. Big."

"What if somebody wants theirs well done?" _"We ask them politely-yet firmly-to leave."_ [cough]

Man I love the king of the hill even though I can tell in the later seasons something changed it wasn’t the same as the first handful of seasons which were brilliant.

"I'm gonna kick your ass" Can't beat the classics

In all the years this was on TV I'm surprised that Hank never ordered his trucks to run on propane, it's a legitimate conversion.

2:25 Hank Hell

We need this show back. Hank would be selling Rage & Rage Accessories about all the events that happened in the last 15ish years.

“That’s a clean burning Hell I’ll tell you hwat.” 😂😂😂

Now that's a clean burnin' hell I tell you whut LOL

there is a good scene that is missing he tries to spray wd40 into the lock of a door but cant open the can so he produces a tiny can of wd40 and sprays the big one with it then he puts the tiny one away and sprays the lock with the big one

This was the greatest fucking show on television. The best.

I have a terrible feeling that when they reboot the show Hank will go from a stern but loving father to a spineless doormat

Man I miss King of the Hill.

I'd love to hear Hank's opinion on veganism

I remember when I would watch this when there was nothing else to watch as a kid but now I’m glad that I grew up with this

that's a clean burning hell I tell you what hahahaha auhuehehahah probably the best line in the whole series

1:31 at 0.25x playback speed. You will thank me lol

Also, should have included: "A poodle?? You might as well give me a cat and a sex change while you're at it."

Best way to spend the last 3 minutes of my day 😋

Some great clips, thanks for the upload! I like the one with the raccoon.

I always found it weird that I relate so much with Hank,though I'm not that old

"That's a clean burning hell I tell you hwhaat. Heheheh. HEHHEHEH!"