The Best of Joey Diaz and Tom Segura

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Joey Diaz Clips

Күн бұрын

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@MrSkarbek36 4 жыл бұрын

Off work today loading up the coffee pot and bowl pack.... Let’s go

@jeremiahmoya5054 4 жыл бұрын

Nick S enjoy your day man

@carlo894 4 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@thein1990 4 жыл бұрын

Got my coffee in my cup already and my yocan packed with a nice ball

@MrSkarbek36 4 жыл бұрын

Kyle DaNiell hell yea

@IIEthanGamingII 4 жыл бұрын

Kyle DaNiell my friend is letting me borrow his yocan pen right now, best dab pen I’ve ever used

@backrowftw1097 3 жыл бұрын

Joey:”leave Bert alone” 1 minute later:”he’s a mess” lmfao

@SingingWhileDrunk 2 жыл бұрын

That's what tom does he likes podcasts with people like Bobby lee and bert just to make fun of and laugh in their face glad Joey dosed this fool

@irishmixtape Жыл бұрын

@@SingingWhileDrunk😅oo14

@jugz9130 2 ай бұрын

@@SingingWhileDrunkbro they’re all friends 😂😂 they make fun of eachother

@hereis6655 4 жыл бұрын

Joey's stories with Tom's laugh is the greatest combo

@nickkolesnik5054 4 жыл бұрын

Ralphie May and joey will always be my fave

@dannygreen592 3 жыл бұрын

I can't stand Lee's bitch ass laugh tho, dudes a bitch.

@hereis6655 3 жыл бұрын

@@dannygreen592 you got internal things to deal with. Lee has done nothing to you

@lewpal 3 жыл бұрын

@@dannygreen592 Lee is a God. He’s the Rich Evans of the Church.

@matitzarichie4415 3 жыл бұрын

@@hereis6655 ju gs ju Ut

@evanabbott2737 3 жыл бұрын

“Lifting weights with some skinny Chinese kid with a camera...”🤣

@zaclikescauliflower2877 4 жыл бұрын

The way Joey Diaz describes cocaine literally gives me chills

@idgaf1241 4 жыл бұрын

The “I am a savage” rant was pure gold

@tylerdurden7534 4 жыл бұрын

Lee out here making content like a soldier!💪

@captaincobracrunch 4 жыл бұрын

Tremendous

@shnek5143 4 жыл бұрын

is this channel actually ran by lee or is it ran by a fan?

@tylerdurden7534 4 жыл бұрын

This is most likely ran by lee. I dont thinks ever been confirmed or denied, just makes sense. Now I know that the Joey Diaz Clip channel that post all movies and tv hes been in is ran by a fan, he says so himself in the comment section.

@W0lf 5 ай бұрын

Lee out here laughing in the background like a soldier 😂!

@AdventuresPvP 3 жыл бұрын

I can listen to Joey talk for hours he's the best story teller ever

@GruneD Жыл бұрын

“Evaaaa”

@MH-ds8cb 4 жыл бұрын

“You get her Sunday, she’s nice and soft. She’s already taken 20 punches to the head. She’s already Roseanne McGowan whatever...” 😂

@plasma9839 4 жыл бұрын

Megan H imma get you on a Sunday

@Zach-Fetters 3 жыл бұрын

@@plasma9839 creepy dude

@allbottledup9513 3 жыл бұрын

@@Zach-Fetters He’s an old school dude. Shit was different back then. Now he’s married, it’s not like he’s talking about today.

@DatHuzzah 4 жыл бұрын

Joey can make Tom laugh easier than Pavarotti empties a cake shop, tremendous

@evanschulte6153 4 жыл бұрын

Lee "what did the good coke smell like?" Joey "delicious. Paradise.."

@jonvia 9 күн бұрын

Joey was always around the craziest people growing up. Its tremendous!

@TheDramageek88 4 жыл бұрын

Tom knows how to pull this shit out of Joey. So great!

@idamarialauritz791 14 күн бұрын

I need an audiobook read by Joey for sleeping. His voice soothes me.

@KR0OK 2 жыл бұрын

It's crazy how I've watched all of these episodes and remember every specific moment because Joey Diaz is just that fucking funny 🤣

@xavierpaquin 4 жыл бұрын

51:32 "100mg, they're stronger than death. I took two of them to New York..."

@diegoledezma4045 4 жыл бұрын

Xavier Paquin how this man gonna take 1200 and function but takes 100 and can’t handle it

@xavierpaquin 4 жыл бұрын

@@diegoledezma4045 One hypothesis is it's an older clip and they started "low" and gradually built up

@cloroxbleach3367 4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who'd love an episode with Joey, Tom Segura , Bert Kreischer and Rogan

@jb1996BLOP 4 жыл бұрын

Ari would cry....

@j.a.r.family2576 4 жыл бұрын

Replace Bert with anyone... And id watch.

@cloroxbleach3367 4 жыл бұрын

@@j.a.r.family2576 whatcha got against bert?

@cloroxbleach3367 4 жыл бұрын

@@jb1996BLOP yeah I like Ari's comedy but he's really good at shooting his own career in the foot

@idgaf1241 4 жыл бұрын

Ari isn’t that funny, they should

@CarlosFlores-pw9wj 3 жыл бұрын

Man i miss the church and uncle joey torturing Lee with edibles😂🤣

@TheViolator91 3 жыл бұрын

Same 😭😭😭

@highpowered3288 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@ArielAPR1 4 жыл бұрын

Joey's got stories for days! It's crazy after all those years of drugs his memory is still intact I can't even remember what I did the week before half the time lol

@axxionjaxxn1369 3 жыл бұрын

"He was a bodybuilder..Steroid, fucking nut, cocaine, solid dude."😂😂😂 Yup, sound real solid🤣🤣🤣

@ThomasTk30 4 жыл бұрын

True story . The best of Tom Segura is actually , the best of listening to uncle Joey stories.

@lesliemoore9183 4 жыл бұрын

COMICS ARE MISSING OUT HERE IN ALASKA. JOEY PLEASE COME TO ANCHORAGE

@emmajayne682 4 жыл бұрын

That flight in is a bit sketchy for them I reckon? Sending Love to Alaska from the UK ❤👍 ❤Stay safe everyone❤

@thismothafuckasaid7304 4 жыл бұрын

Is it true about Anchorage...that female pickings aren't great, so whenever decent looking women go there, they're treated like they're smoking hot? Not trying to be funny, but girl told me that before

@lesliemoore9183 4 жыл бұрын

This Mothafucka Said that’s very true lol. Women from small villages come down here and think they’re fuckin Beyoncé...

@derMight 4 жыл бұрын

“No, he died.” As Uncle Joey sips a beer, this has to be a tattoo or a t-shirt

@seancrutcher525 3 жыл бұрын

The way he said it and the face he made was hilarious

@dubkatmtl Жыл бұрын

18:30

@AlphaSierra375 4 жыл бұрын

This is possibly the best thing that has happened on Earth-categorically stitched in one location. If the rumors are true-Thank you Lee! I'm rooting for you man!

@matthewblack986 3 жыл бұрын

Schools open back up so up early again........Uncle Joey in the morning is the key to a tremendous day.

@shaunacrawford3810 4 жыл бұрын

Joey you are my favorite podcast!!! Thank you for continuing while this Corona Virus has the world shut down!! You bring a smile to my face and make me feel like I can handle this...Wish I could’ve seen you when you were in Tempe AZ at the Improv but shows were sold out!! Definitely next time you roll on through..Hopefully it won’t be to long of a wait!!! Stay Healthy and positive about life!!!

@Stacey_-bf2mb 4 жыл бұрын

Tom steers the ship and let’s Joey talk

@davidec.4021 4 жыл бұрын

18:39 that’s a blood chilling scene from an oscar fucking movie look at that tremendous line and gesture jesus christ

@Sneak248 4 жыл бұрын

16:40 LMFAO

@jamesfish2132 4 жыл бұрын

🤣 thank God I wasn't the only one to think that was timestamp worthy

@MH-ds8cb 4 жыл бұрын

I’m on my second listen...great call on that time stamp! Tremendous 👌🏼

@pgorodiloff 4 жыл бұрын

Lee saying that’s romantic was hilarious

@TehUltimateSnake 3 жыл бұрын

Sounded like my car tryin to start up this morning.

@lillbunnyhop 3 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joey makes working overnights so much fun🤣love him

@davidcabrita9753 Жыл бұрын

Ahahahah! Yes!!! Shame here

@ERC641 5 ай бұрын

Lee's random laughing and weird little noises 😂😂😂

@x1prodigy0x 4 жыл бұрын

Greetings fellow night owls 🙏

@xandercorp6175 3 жыл бұрын

One hour is a hell of a clip, dawg.

@xPadge112x 4 жыл бұрын

This...this kinda shit. When you walk in a room and see a group like this. You know it warms you up. Good times are to be had.

@OpentheLightAUA92 4 жыл бұрын

"Let's call him Tommy, well Darren......."lol

@kanibaldre 4 жыл бұрын

solo un par de minutos me tomo para engancharme en las historias de Joey, no se si tengas un audiobook pero si llegara ha existir, sin duda lo escucharia. Super chingon.

@fabledkiper 4 жыл бұрын

Joey is so high in the second clip he’s so high

@miket1675 4 жыл бұрын

Fabled Kiper he’s gone off them xan bars lol

@fabledkiper 4 жыл бұрын

Mike T u mean vitamins

@MLHMODZ 2 жыл бұрын

That’s Xanax haha

@emmajayne682 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the great content Uncle Joey, keep em coming, stay safe, love from England UK ❤👍 12.30 pm here, wayching this while doing my Mummy chores, headphones one washing dishes and laughing my ass off 😂😂😂

@Greasysweet6 Жыл бұрын

34:34 “I don’t care if you’re Jonny MMA this leg weighs 265!” 😂

@randomcro24 3 жыл бұрын

The story wit the cross country sky OMGgggg hahaha

@vredehuman5242 3 жыл бұрын

Joey is such a great storyteller

@UNNOIN 3 жыл бұрын

24:35 Thanks for that Joey, wouldn't have known what a police car sounded like without that.. lmao

@asleepcorn3391 3 жыл бұрын

@LivingTheFate it sounds more like wind, maybe he was describing the sound of the storm? Who knows bro lmfaooooo🤣

@tombystander 3 жыл бұрын

"when I get home I'm ripping the Beyonce poster down" lmaooo

@plasma9839 2 жыл бұрын

Great line

@thismothafuckasaid7304 4 жыл бұрын

When's new podcast of Joey, Tom, Bert???...Segura said they already filmed couple episodes, over month ago. He said Joey had him and Bert laughing whole time

@JTD2001 4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully its at least 2 hours like the other ones

@aaronlemons9325 4 жыл бұрын

It's Bert's Netflix show

@roottv8417 4 жыл бұрын

Automatically thumbs up 👍

@DiamondDiscipleAcademy 2 жыл бұрын

Enjoying this while on my day off smoking a J

@sassybaby2u 4 жыл бұрын

This made my morning. Tremendous!!

@cmgamer1309 4 жыл бұрын

These clips are tremendous, keep 'm coming. Appreciate the effort. Best of Joey & Kate next?

@lauracampos8542 4 жыл бұрын

Thirsty Thursday’s and Sunday funday!!! Gotta really know how to party to know those are the best days! I used to have sooooo much fun!!

@Karma_2003 4 жыл бұрын

Why did I read the thumbnail as Tom and Jerry

@cameronlawrence4251 4 жыл бұрын

LETS GOOOOO THIS IS THE KINDA VIDOES WE WANT!!!!!

@jonvia 9 күн бұрын

"Tehn the phewn awf."

@garbougesenior3486 3 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joey almost gets arrested on every flight LMAOOO I swear 😂

@jeremydelerocha6275 Жыл бұрын

Joey is the most human ever! Aliens would grab joey and try to bring him back with zero luck! A group of half dead aliens would bring him around the universe like a focking Docta!

@MyLifeRSC 4 жыл бұрын

He's even got one of laughs that make you laugh

@gbharris Ай бұрын

1:04:30 I identify as a SAVAGE but i still check the male box. Legendary

@brandondsouza3763 4 жыл бұрын

This whole video is just Tremendous!

@Avrielfer 4 жыл бұрын

Man these 2 make the best duo toms laugh and joey diaz storys and jokes fucking amazing

@enriquemendoza4130 3 жыл бұрын

Uncle joey is a beast dawg...priceless in par with Betty white, Willie Nelson, Dave Chappelle, Jon Stewart etc.

@murderc27 2 жыл бұрын

Weird list

@neong 4 жыл бұрын

Love to see someone knows how amazing an act Fluffy is. Man is a monster.

@horseloggermd363 Жыл бұрын

Thursday nights were always the best.

@xcesarxramosx 4 жыл бұрын

16:40 😂

@jameskeiley88 4 жыл бұрын

Joey Diaz great story teller

@garretthenning8262 3 ай бұрын

I wish lee wasn’t so faded all the time or the audio would be perfect

@ZenMaster4President 3 жыл бұрын

I knew a guy who tortured his dog and murdered his kids, solid dude, you would love him Tom Segura

@DedicatedSpirit8 Жыл бұрын

Off 1 g of mushroom chocolate, Joey's looking godlike Edit: seeing Joey open up about his mother has me crying.

@timvoorman6919 3 жыл бұрын

Just by looking at Joey i feel high

@tonyjohnsen3160 4 жыл бұрын

Lee Syatt high laughs like Joey holds him hostage and tells stories before killing him

@bostonquad2068 4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes when you cook that s*** it gets so hard you got to hit it with a screwdriver flat head and a hammer just to take a .4 off

@noelnegele6039 3 жыл бұрын

Or put the rock in a bag, seal it and hit the back against the floor repeatedly

@gregc33487 3 ай бұрын

My favorite noise from Joey 24:40

@seancarr8832 4 жыл бұрын

Beyonce posters legend Joey

@duffdabsduffdies 4 жыл бұрын

I love Uncle Jofy 😂😂

@nxgsit150 3 жыл бұрын

1:04:35 love ittt

@alexfisher900 3 жыл бұрын

“That fuckin coke was GOOOOD!”

@robjohnson5754 3 жыл бұрын

rolled his eyes at lee .lol

@ZitiPatrol 3 жыл бұрын

Everytime Joey bangs his hand on the table I think someones knockin at my door.

@johnd2149 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks lee

@adamthobajr8597 4 жыл бұрын

He's so cute _when he laughs_ dear Gawd

@DJ-je2zh 4 жыл бұрын

“What a great fuckin’ night that was”

@ashacklett01 4 жыл бұрын

Please make a Best of Joey Promos and Ads!!! "HULU Plus - They don't FUCK AROUND!"

@luisdiaz5022 3 жыл бұрын

DONT EVER TELL SOMEONE FROM JERSEY TO TURN THEIR PHONE OFF - big facts

@joshgreen8791 8 ай бұрын

Is this going to be a movie or what

@blove9415 Жыл бұрын

50:03 I had the same thing from weed and alcohol. When id vacation or not be home and I'd be sober for 24 hours lol I'd get those jolts everytime id try to sleep I'd have to stay up until I saw the sun and then I could pass right out no problem

@patrickambrosino6408 Жыл бұрын

What comic are they talking about at min 7? Cause I’m pretty baked and I can’t hear shit

@DONTOURAGETV 4 жыл бұрын

“Sunday what ?” ... That’s like “Funny how ?”

@jasonborjas1187 2 ай бұрын

I can hear joey getting fatter with every drink

@lean.2366 4 жыл бұрын

I bet Tom watches when Joey eats Christina P's muffler!

@Scott19732 4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@julianoseguera5887 4 жыл бұрын

more like when theo eats it

@wweHBKfan11 4 жыл бұрын

I love Tom and Jofy!

@DoingStuffChannel 3 жыл бұрын

This must be a great video. I'm 35 years old and have double checked that youtube age restriction setting is off...This video remains age restricted for me. lol