You got that one back to front, it's an hour and 41 minutes longer than it should be. Been to London lately? They've all gone to Canvey with colostomy bags and cancer.

HILARIOUS

It's ten years for possession, I think, and life (20 years) for firing a gun at someone whether you kill them or not. It's pretty strict here.That's why there is almost zero gun crime in Britain. Plus it's almost impossible to get a gun other than a shotgun in Britain. You need a licence, a criminal record check, the feds come round your house to interview you and you have to pay £120. Basically you either need to be a farmer or a gangster to have any reasonable prospect of having a firearm in Britain. If you dislike Pheasants or rival gangs, then you're quids in. If you wanna shoot cans off your wall or destroy your old car, then you're shit out of luck in Britain. You'd probably be alright on the Isle of Mann, in Cornwall or Ireland, but yeah, you're likely to get a stretch if you do that in mainland England. ...I like your basketball skills and work on The Wire, by the way. That's some solid stuff!

@@rbarnett3200 tell us about knife crime next

@@rbarnett3200 no it isnt, you vastly over estimate the difficulty of buying an illegal gun, in some big cities you can get something for 200 quid

@@rbarnett3200 yeah but everyone is so stabby they're talking about blunting chefs knives, 😆..plus all the acid throwing..Give me a good clean bullet any day. At least I'll go quick * *barring unfortunate shot placement..

@@duceawj5009 thats what I was thinking 😂😂

Which you prefer?

Snatch if I had to choose!

Rock'n Rolla and layercake where nice tries but not really the thing

@Golden Eagle Snatch is up on Netflix right now, I'd def go watch it. It's an all time great movie. A masterpiece.

I think revolver by guy Ritchie is a genius film doesn't get the credit it deserves

It’d be great if Guy Ritchie wrote it and Rockstar did the rest.

Ste Fan jesus yes!!

GTAIV was based off Russian films, I don't see why not

@@joshbessey9647 GTA IV was also based on Snatch ( another Guy Ritchie film ) with the Diamonds moving from hand to hand

Vinnie “eats raw steel for breakfast”Jones

Poor old Rob brydon. Obviously didn't like his impressions.

Something every father can understand

I love the story of how they filmed it, and Vinnie did such a great job that the camera man was physically shaking afterwards. And if I was that camera man I'd be scared shitless too

You can't even understand what he says neither can he it's just blind rage lmaooo

@@phuckyoutube5927 He was saying something along the lines of "NEVER EVER HAS ANYONE BEEN AS FUCKING RUDE TO ME AS YOU" and maybe some more cursing

@@nicosmind3 was Vinnie's first shot too in a movie

This is the best bit of the whole movie... Plus the Liberia thing ... Now let me feel the fiber of your fabric...

when YOU'RE not...

Jesus Christ you know him do you know Jesus! Jesus Christ new people to use his name in vain that's why God's word says take not the name of the Lord in vain. Get to know Jesus Christ immediately

@@livefree316 dogmatist

@@Eastcyning depend on God Christian be a born-again Christian in Jesus Christ name hallelujah ☺️❤️🙏👍

We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist!

@haw thorn it took you a year to see this?, then type it correctly for me please

grammar nazi idiot, i dont have the time, show me what is wrong with my spelling

@haw thorn peabrain? wow you must be 19 years old. please get a job and move out of your parents basement. did i spell that right?

@haw thorn but you are 19?

That part is hilarious and underrated

I thort it was just because they didn't like Rob brydons impressions.

@@animaltvi9515 can’t believe his in this, out of all the people they could of got, not hating just weird love him in gavin and stacey and WILTY

Make sure to kill a man with your bare hands in front of your child he'll/she'll be sorted

@@jorgeeduardodussanvillanue46 If he has my daughter home before curfew, I won't have to kill him.

"A moment ago it was the safest job in the world. Now, it's looking to be a bad day in Bosnia!" That line alone makes me chortle a lot. XD

Watch hardmen lol 0ne if the best. It's on KZfaq

When I was 9/10 years old lines like that were my education.

'Don't touch him up, knock him out!'😆

Dont touch him up knock him out XD

I hate wardens. LMAO

@@lehlongwane "I'll knock you out in a minute!"

Trained to be an assassin since birth. learned how to blend into almost any environment with little ease. problem came in when she started doing drugs on a regular basis and lost nearly all her edge except the ability to blend into the background.

she tugged a lot of heavy dick, this was all the training she needed.

Pity that is snatch you twat

@@ciarancummins303 uh, no it isn't...

Fausto Pancake he does it in this and when u first see him in snatch his doing the same 😂 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fdFhatyfyN_ef5s.html

That was lock stock you fanny hahahaha

​@@faustopancake234 they Did it in 1 take

Simon Willis I definitely agree, can’t quite afford acorn at the moment. But I have been using amazon prime’s offerings. I can’t get enough Brit shit

Guy Ritchie made _The Gentlemen_ that was released this year. Very Snatch vibe. I still need to see it. 🇬🇧

Really wish Guy Ritchie stops making PG-13 and PG movies, this is is real area of expertise

I always thought it was nickel "arse" lol

Dominic Burford definitely, I could never remember the name of this movie when I saw it as a young lad and could only remember that scene only, great film

@Golden Eagle its a movie...

i know ,time waits for no one..

da Bozz it's actually been 20 years by now

2000 years old crazy..... *flys off into the heavens*

He used to work the doors on clubs in and around Watford

Derek Williams is one of Rory's crew good boxer. Fought Lennox Lewis at York wild night.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand who the fuck is Lennie McLean?

roleypoleyguacamole you would not of got away with that level of disrespect when he was alive that’s for sure.

@@starcitizen890j5 its youtube. Course he would have

Who in their right mind brings a bren gun to a drug hiest .

Seemed how is Nick the Greek involved here?

A huge paycheck from the mouse

no the guy who playes soap was in band of brothers, and he was known well before this, he was even in elephant man as a child actor

@@01hore yes he was on press gang I remember allso! Just saying none made it as big as statham dude

Stephen Graham has also done very well in Hollywood, but he was in Snatch, not this. Still, they're the two from Ritchie's stable who 'made it'

Have to go big Chris younger an faster but Barry in his prime hands down

There is no reason to wonder, because the result would be obvious.

@@m.pinski7207 For me, the result is not obvious, that's why i am wondering.

@@guteksan so just check out who was Lenny McLean who casted as Barry

@@m.pinski7207 You seem to not distinguish between the real person and the character he's playing. I checked already who Lenny was, and only because I know, I consider it an even match. Otherwise my bet would go on Chris. Barry could be good in the past, but in the movie he's old,