The Best/Worst of Barnaby Joyce

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Ace Alderman

Ace Alderman

3 жыл бұрын

I'm back doing compilations starting with this one to mark the return of Australia's true Deputy Prime Minister today, Barnaby Joyce of the Nationals party.
Let Barnaby educate you on the Weatherboard Nine, net jobs by 2050, anti veneem, CARP and other funny moments
Let me know what moments I missed, and leave a comment for what compilation you'd like me to make next

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@mrrichest154
@mrrichest154 2 жыл бұрын
Barnaby Joyce > Runs for election Also Barnaby > "Why is the government in my life"
@basedbattledroid3507
@basedbattledroid3507 3 жыл бұрын
I hope our next prime minister is a Carp
@gottahurtthealbertosaurus
@gottahurtthealbertosaurus 3 жыл бұрын
Joyce feels more like a comedic parody character than an actual politician
@Sizdothyx
@Sizdothyx 3 жыл бұрын
That just makes him overqualified, don't it?
@strom56
@strom56 3 жыл бұрын
the libs and nats entire voter base are a bunch of comedic parody characters
@ld5382
@ld5382 2 жыл бұрын
I have a theory he’s drunk a lot of the time. I reckon the coalition try keep his seat safe just so his colleagues can pressure him to get pissed and go on a drunken tangent in the house of reps for their own entertainment. Look at the full clip of the carp rant. Watch the MP’s reactions in the background they’re genuinely like “HAHA here he goes again what a loose unit”. Might explain why he’s so red all the time too LOL
@1ihws
@1ihws 3 ай бұрын
@@ld5382nup, not even this loon can compete with bob katter for “stupid things politicians say and do” - he just needs a bigger hat. Doubt he can fit all those lib/nat backsides into the one he has!
@josephj6521
@josephj6521 3 жыл бұрын
God help this country.
@danielmarin6017
@danielmarin6017 3 жыл бұрын
That Tony Burke bit lol
@Burtifly
@Burtifly 3 жыл бұрын
God help us, here we go again. The Libs must be pulling their hair out.
@petermulvahill210
@petermulvahill210 3 жыл бұрын
You think so?
@Burtifly
@Burtifly 3 жыл бұрын
@@petermulvahill210 yep, considering Scomo and Barnaby hate each other. Well what's left of his hair.
@niceflowers9441
@niceflowers9441 3 жыл бұрын
Is that the god right up there in the sky?
@Burtifly
@Burtifly 3 жыл бұрын
@@niceflowers9441 which ever God, or entity you like. Or maybe Scomos Evangelical God.
@petermulvahill210
@petermulvahill210 3 жыл бұрын
@@Burtifly I think your thinking of the 'Man in the Sky?He see's everything,his commandments are written on pizza boxes.......🤣
@alexanderhill2470
@alexanderhill2470 3 жыл бұрын
How the actual f#@k is this guy our Deputy PM..
@stephenjames1443
@stephenjames1443 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah right on. The labour party must be FUCKEN laughin.
@HughRussell06
@HughRussell06 2 жыл бұрын
He isn’t now lol
@andrewbyrne1226
@andrewbyrne1226 3 жыл бұрын
Why is right wing politics dominated by clowns?
@oomiosi
@oomiosi 3 жыл бұрын
They pushed the jokers off a cliff?
@strom56
@strom56 3 жыл бұрын
because they're all drunk 24/7
@myamdane6895
@myamdane6895 3 жыл бұрын
Because right wingers are nuts
@matachi1040
@matachi1040 Жыл бұрын
Be fair, both left and right wing politics are
@roninaround6450
@roninaround6450 3 жыл бұрын
Barnby Joyce: The Human Tomato. 🍅
@hollandp9606
@hollandp9606 3 жыл бұрын
Beetroot. The crap just oozes out staining everything.
@weirdo1083
@weirdo1083 2 жыл бұрын
Thats what 20 years of hard drinking will do to you.
@Edvardoboi
@Edvardoboi 3 жыл бұрын
Ace was holding on to this one for this very time. Thankyou, best auspol channel
@NotChukkov
@NotChukkov 3 жыл бұрын
Actually I cobbled it together this afternoon 😅 and thanks for saying!
@binmcbin1890
@binmcbin1890 3 жыл бұрын
@@NotChukkov was he easier then normal with all his bat poo crazy content?
@NotChukkov
@NotChukkov 3 жыл бұрын
Actually yes
@BungoPls
@BungoPls 3 жыл бұрын
Mate I searched for this video earlier today, and you’ve gone and made it. Legend.
@matthewcody1757
@matthewcody1757 3 жыл бұрын
The boy from the bush is back in clown 🤡
@andressy182
@andressy182 3 жыл бұрын
The look on Julie Bishop's face
@petermulvahill210
@petermulvahill210 3 жыл бұрын
Bishop,she's the arsehole that tried to stop James Hardie from paying compensation to victims. She's HORRIBLE......😡
@liamalex2798
@liamalex2798 5 ай бұрын
The footpath video will have to be part of this compilation.
@michaelstanton4059
@michaelstanton4059 3 жыл бұрын
The video we've all been waiting for
@ProfessorTurnipAlpha
@ProfessorTurnipAlpha 3 жыл бұрын
I miss McCormack's 'inner-city lefties' bits already
@davidhester6648
@davidhester6648 3 жыл бұрын
Barnaby has seen this. 1 dislike.
@ozbloke74
@ozbloke74 3 жыл бұрын
LNPs sir Les Patterson
@wildbill6203
@wildbill6203 3 жыл бұрын
I love you Barnaby ...
@Pablo668
@Pablo668 3 жыл бұрын
You can see why the ladies all love him.
@thedolphin5428
@thedolphin5428 2 жыл бұрын
5:09 *funniest live TV camerawork ever*
@R3DACT3D9
@R3DACT3D9 3 жыл бұрын
Ah so this was the guy that was whipping out his umm… whip, outside the Chinese consulate
@wewilldiehere
@wewilldiehere 3 жыл бұрын
This cracked the air in my lungs.
@Wandjina104
@Wandjina104 5 ай бұрын
What did Johnny Depp say? Like a ripe red tomato ready to explode. Fits.
@RexfromIslaNublar
@RexfromIslaNublar 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t take him seriously anytime he wears a hat.
@simonolsen9995
@simonolsen9995 3 жыл бұрын
Making Australia Grate Again. Homegrown Trump in an Akubra.
@lesfield7504
@lesfield7504 3 жыл бұрын
Young people who want to enter politics will note. You don't have to be smart, fit, or good looking. For Barnaby it's only about the money. Roasts haven't hit $100.00 dollars. He makes Trump look good.🎃
@mattymmmm2362
@mattymmmm2362 3 жыл бұрын
At least there is less chance Scotty from marketing will get back in next federal.
@strom56
@strom56 3 жыл бұрын
don't count your chickens these bullshit artists have bullshitted their way through before
@Zyxxx101
@Zyxxx101 4 ай бұрын
This needs to be updated after a certain event involving alcohol and medication
@cinemaipswich4636
@cinemaipswich4636 3 жыл бұрын
To have Barnaby as the alternate Prime Minister is a profound folly.
@creepycustard2383
@creepycustard2383 3 жыл бұрын
The beetroot is back
@wewilldiehere
@wewilldiehere 3 жыл бұрын
Nailed it c
@levirehn5255
@levirehn5255 3 жыл бұрын
Ah shit here we go again
@smerkutube
@smerkutube 3 жыл бұрын
We're fucked.
@MattyClivingthedream
@MattyClivingthedream 3 жыл бұрын
Barnaby Joyce, the only person who can make a clown seem funny.
@lucpraslan
@lucpraslan 3 жыл бұрын
The tomato returns 🍅 He only cares about himself.
@MatthaiosVaf
@MatthaiosVaf 3 жыл бұрын
Indiana Joyce.
@johannbrandstatter7419
@johannbrandstatter7419 3 жыл бұрын
To be quite honest and to think back to a time when you had the freedom to express yourself in this country, I am not the only one who would have described this bloke, diplomatically, as a bloody dill !
@Greenfield-yf1wh
@Greenfield-yf1wh 3 жыл бұрын
The Nats has done what QLD selectors did with the QLD origin team for Game 2 - replacing a shit team with even more odourous pile of manure.
@Tester-sh1mn
@Tester-sh1mn 3 жыл бұрын
OI! They cant make informed decisions when they have had 6 tins of 4x.
@stephenjames1443
@stephenjames1443 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tester-sh1mn and it's mid strength.
@Nerdificationing
@Nerdificationing 3 жыл бұрын
Lol swarmy instead of smarmy
@benwalters3825
@benwalters3825 2 жыл бұрын
5.05 bird-shit crazy
@mshepherd324
@mshepherd324 3 жыл бұрын
“Abortion is the slavery debate of our time” HOW CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING SO WRONG IN SO FEW WORDS
@mattymmmm2362
@mattymmmm2362 3 жыл бұрын
You need to do a best of bruz video.
@NotChukkov
@NotChukkov 3 жыл бұрын
The thing about Bruz is he does his (allegedly) dodgy stuff behind the scenes, not in front of cameras. I think he called someone a name at a press conference once, and then there's the footage of him being sprung by Jordies, that's about all I know of
@vacantvideostore
@vacantvideostore 3 жыл бұрын
@@NotChukkov There's lol-worthy footage out there of him dressed as an Elvis impersonator, shilling for the Nats out at the Parkes Elvis Festival - could be a good place to start!
@The8224sm
@The8224sm 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest moments ! The man is a joke. The ghost of Doug Anthony walks among us again. Can't we give him an ambassadorship to Bongo Bongo land or the governorship of Heard Island.
@VladaldTrumptin
@VladaldTrumptin 3 жыл бұрын
Baked Bean teeth would have the WORST breath
@tangiers365
@tangiers365 2 жыл бұрын
Rip Barnaby you mong good bye
@davidmonro3270
@davidmonro3270 5 ай бұрын
The milkbar cowboy. Some say "good old Barnaby" but we tell the truth. He can't run his own life and spends his time trying to ruin ours.
@millertas
@millertas 3 жыл бұрын
He's a straight talker (Complete BS) but a straight talker.
@mohanpade7843
@mohanpade7843 3 жыл бұрын
Human tomato 🍅 back again
@MitchDonovan
@MitchDonovan 3 жыл бұрын
Hide your booze
@alexlanning712
@alexlanning712 3 ай бұрын
Much better than Katter or Pauline, but!
@lesfield7504
@lesfield7504 3 жыл бұрын
Barnaby caught not wearing a mask. $200.00 Barnaby not wearing condom $200.000 pay increase. Don't want to carp about it.🤑🤑🤑
@annemareeto
@annemareeto 3 ай бұрын
Watching this with hindsight, he gets so much worse.
@alaricgoldkuhl155
@alaricgoldkuhl155 3 жыл бұрын
Queensland has always punched above it's weight in providing Australian politics with comic relief. I am so stoked that BJ (lol) is deputy PM! Pauline Hanson was great fun, but BJ is the best thing to happen to Australian politics since Joh Bjelke Petersen. I miss Joh!
@83bd7gk
@83bd7gk 3 жыл бұрын
Spread thin!!??!!
@lesfield7504
@lesfield7504 3 жыл бұрын
It's always about Barnaby. Our answer to Donald Trump.🎃
@HughRussell06
@HughRussell06 2 жыл бұрын
Well I mean they both look like fruit, trump an orange, Barnaby a tomato
@BobbyDazzler888
@BobbyDazzler888 2 жыл бұрын
Free Julian Assange
@vincentburrowes9243
@vincentburrowes9243 5 ай бұрын
Don't want the Government in my life - Barnaby you are in the Government making rules for the rest of us which we have to obey. Don't want Government in your life - then maybe it is time you headed for the departure lounge. How about you respect the voters regardless of which party we voted for.
@deborahharris2962
@deborahharris2962 3 жыл бұрын
Australia and Western democracies caught up in a cycle of elect and regret, over and over. They need some sort of system, where politicians have to qualify, have an incorruptible character, and work their way up and produce results for the people or they are out.
@wormbo2
@wormbo2 3 жыл бұрын
So.... nobody in parliament it is then!
@smerkutube
@smerkutube 3 жыл бұрын
Ha! Dreamer.
@deborahharris2962
@deborahharris2962 3 жыл бұрын
@@wormbo2 I saw a cute photo of a quokka the other day, so there's hope yet for Australia, to get some decent government.
@deborahharris2962
@deborahharris2962 3 жыл бұрын
@@smerkutube Some of them need the threat of the guillotine IMO. Behave or you get the chop.
@tomcross3000
@tomcross3000 3 жыл бұрын
He has only ever been the worst, the cringiest, swollen, drunk knob.
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