"Let there be big chungus"-god

"And for my final blight upon Egypt" said the Lord "I shall cancel every egyptian firstborn, and that's on me. Periodt"

he left because we were all too cringe for him to handle

“And your descendants shall be simps” Sayeth the Lord your God “And upon them, I shalt inflict punishment for arguing over which chipmunk gets the most head!”

Thats what he is probably saying now lol

Cain was the Bible's first vegetarian.

That spooksmcgee guy is hella annoying and I’d bet my left nut that his music is fucking garbage

@@YoungAlienBoy this has nothing to do with the comment

@@Theotherguy963 it was and dont watch unless you want an extra chromosome.

@@YoungAlienBoy WTF was that

Yeah, Noses is my favourite Bible character in the Old Testament

@@affinityxs idk man, Samson was pretty sick as well

@@charliehigginson7990 yeah ngl he's pretty good too. Even David was pretty dope

@Sherlock Whole mess that's the joke, cos the person who sent this comment misspelled Moses as mosses, so I thought I might play along with it

@@charliehigginson7990 dunno man, I think Genesis is the best.

Old Testament God couldn't take a G-check

Moses officially stole the idea from god

@@hotpikachu Moses fucking reposted for karma

@@epicm999 he didnt credit

Because moses doubted Gods abilities and arrogantly hit the rock three times

Spoiler alert: He dies.

@@exponent2316 Spoiler alert: He dies twice.

@@Alex-mc7qj Like Avdol?

@@_chew_ no, like stroheim

@@cedrick25 I thought only shadows died twice

I love the way he says it or the world dies lmao

"Thou was cringey" the lord said to his people.

that's actually accurate from wxhat i've read in the manga

And God sent the wicked and guilty into his cringe comp

Dont mock god

And the lord speaketh upon the peoples, “haha lol, it was just a prank bro get over it”

"Take a joke nerd"

"GET DUNKED ON! LMAOOOO HE ALMOST WENT THROUGH WITH IT! HAHAHA"

Jesus Christ is king ✝️🙏😊

@@3z3Oamen 🙏

Well the likes count is perfect.

“That’s a lame god... it’s a cow with a big magnifying glass?” Me a pagan: honestly not even the weirdest concept I’ve heard of

Me as an atheist: “meh” Haha, we’re friends ❤️

Me a catholic: god damn grandma wasn’t kidding when she was reading me the Bible

@@disparatebroom7705 lol no kidding man haha were you as disappointed to find out that the book of bay blade wasn't made cannon during the Nicaean creed?

Now THAT is a religion I would follow!

I ain't hearing no Jesus denier. We all know he used his chad super powers

I was raised as an Orthodox Jew (Shemot was my parsha so I read up a lot on the Exodus...) Watching this film was kind of cringey but Charlie made it a lot funnier at least

Ye olde beyblade, let thou RIP!

Surrender to Krishna you jew

Sanity Thief wait i thought the bible is the manga

The Old Testament was the webcomic and the New one was the manga

not even joking there's a bible thats written in a minecraft style, there's the action bible, there's probably an anime bible too. Bible stores are hard core

Castlehair there are manga versions of the bible

@@castlehair Wait, in all seriousness, is there a Bible made into a manga?!

thou art i... and i am thou...

No no if you actualy read the manga jesus was the first jojo so in theory moses was the first stand user

ah if only that could happen

@@affinityxs whaddaya mean? I haven't been molested since this came out, a new record for me!

Blackrain7070 think its 6 days straight if you dont sleep. so if they get around 12 hrs of sleep it would be 12 days. and you have old people and babies to take care of in like a group of hundreds. but for 40 years?

Lord KaBlamo yeah the Bible retcons itself

it was enough time for people travel from china to jerusalem.

loliquatsch True, but definitely not 40 years more difficult.

Oh shiiiiiit

Nice hollow knight profile pick

Sinai Dessert and Suez Canal

How does this shit look worse than toy story which came out almost 15 years earlier

I was totally gonna say that lol.

@NagMan32 The soldiers are leaving the town thinking: "Yeah, we have this," but then they hear, "Enemy armoured train is en route."

not cheating they wanted to come together to reach their creator who said fuck you

yuh.

@@saiyanfang1047 No, they wanted to become as gods themselves.

When God turns on anti cheat

@@forgottobreathe.5331 💀 you're pathetic

Hits a rock *twice

This needs more likes

*Uses ZA HANDO on the Rock instead*

Now you gotta go to hell with Hitler sorry bud

@@bendercats9599 I found a fellow S T A N D O user

That's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time...

Wololo

Still a dozen time better than Joshua and the promised land.

@@J0hnHenrySNEEDen wololo to you my fellow aoe player

Age of Mythology is still the best AoE game

Here let me blow your mind. Everything God had abraham do to his son was a representation of what he was gonna do for the world through his son Yeshua.

@@HyPhYx420 I know I was just making a joke lol

@@gabbro5817 oh okay cool maybe somebody else that didnt understand it will have their minds blown lol!

@@HyPhYx420 Yeshua being a pronunciation/translation of Joshua.

@@danielmaster8776 man you're too active on youtube

Hon hon hon hon le dix

The pp rules

French is a stupid language

I dont speak baguette

the French don't exist.

@loliquatsch too bad they ended up getting a taste of their own medicine

@@dilestvegenerate5294 lol

As a Christian, I'll say this: *you're not wrong*

And don't forget the stones... so many stones...

@@annaalexandra8715 If God can essentially nuke a city from just farting on it, I'll do whatever the fuck he wants.

@Benjamin Puljak wait what year did this come out??

@@waterlily7075 2009

Cpt Ace Welt what. This shit looks like 99

@@noosewayne8867 it looks like it was made in MS paint

@Benjamin Puljak *15

Yeah and it's fucking lit.

@@davidsoyele7829 yeah. I remember borrowing it from my friend years ago.

@@wafers4595 It was in my school library back in secondary school. Probably the coolest portrayal of biblical characters that I have ever seen. Somehow, they managed to make Jesus Christ look like an absolute chad.

You're fucking kidding me?

Really?

ayo Allah is a gamer? epic gamer moment

Cool

@@arjuna3221 Yeah bro, he only plays Smash and smokes blunts tho

Friendship ended with Pharaoh. Jehovah is my new best friend.

Allah and Jehovah are both the same person tho

"Smash that like button like the nun helped 5 priests to smash deaf children! #ChristianitySquadGoals"

Oh god, what if God is actually the biggest douchetuber ever?

Dont think i put that in the bible but i approve.

@Wagon Master Reptiles. Lots, and lots, of reptiles.

Time to SMITE that like button!

manga bible would be dope

@@vlmpapc ikr?

@@AzumarillConGafasBv it exists

@@9051team Oh my god it does.

@@asnailwithpizza9724 I have a comic version of the Bible and damn every frame looks like something out of a Rated R DC Graphic Novel

How?

@@danielmaster8776 they were the only people in the world... so world war

@@justsomegoosewithinterneta4199 Bruh.

Would it be tho? They were both created by the same person sooooo?

Why. That was pointless.

9Wekkeleowldoor

Peepeepoopoo

@@ftsataros25 🖖

We knew it all along

@@GOD-lf7vg hi

This is best comment I ever saw on youtube.

God: okay see you tomorrow Satan: Ok One eternity later... Satan:...welp, time to spread some demons

@@hunterofdarkness8329 Satan has no power without God allowing him, in the end of time God will eliminate Satan's grip on his chosen ones, the ones who are true christians.

Sounds like me.

God: aight bro ill see you tomorrow Humanity: aight see you man *last online centuries ago*

That’s an accomplishment

This is why you turn off autoplay

@@samt3412 thats why you *dont*

Its a sign. God wanted you to find penquinz. Feel blessed

It's a sign of God

A fellow man of culture...i know where that comes from

like a billion to one ikr

its gotta be like 130 billion to one or something

201,092,106-1

@@therealgeneralMacArthur nah its more than that because everything in this world is “gods plan” so all deaths that have ever happened are under his name

As high or as low as he pleases.

It's trending in gaming #23

Isn't this a compilation of God's most insane plays ?

@@Barry864 21

@@tylerblubaugh5549 back to 23

Name not found or

Yeah... as a Christian myself i find this deformed.

Looks more like civ 6 imo

I genuinely struggle to imagine anyone surpassing Prince of Egypt in terms of visuals or storytelling. Hell, I have trouble understanding why people even bother making new ones. Were there really people working on this project that either didn't see Prince of Egypt or thought to themselves, "Yeah, alright, but I think I can do ya one better?"

Passion of the Christ is pretty good

Cynthia Rowley excuse me, veggietales would like to talk to you

the manga is dark as sh*t i agree

Assassins creed: BIBLE EDITION

smh I hate the roman level where you have to go to all that effort to kill that Jewish guy and then he just respawns

@@dylang1138 They should fix that bug.

*Pulls out piss-colored lightsaber*

Bibleman

Bibleman and Yugi fight the Pharoah in the manga

PoliticallyIncorrect Videos no. They need Bible Dude from Mad TV

In the Netflix edition, Pharaoh is beaten by the same goons that veat GayStation

Just a prank bro

Accurate

They never saw the prank coming!

666 likes atm

Heheheheh 690

By the way, in reality, most of the workers were not slaves, but well paid farmers who were working during the time when the corps were already harvested, and the time to plant new ones din't come yet.

Mike Zotov they were well paid farmers beaten by their masters. Exodus - 21:20-21 “Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property.”

An Atheist Well, with all due respect that only applies to slaves, as is said in that excerpt. It doesn’t apply to the well paid workers.

@@ineedabetterpfp2485 But you gotta love the fact that the Bible isn't going against slavery and even saying that it's okay to physically harm someone in the name of God.

@@waterhigh Tis but a scratch

Top ten anime betrayals

Lol, should have went with the first one, it's a much better movie.

"wAiT nO wrONg MoVIe"

This hurt my soul.

*Top ten bible betrayals

Remember when bible man fought killer bean and beat him becoming a true super sayain??

Killer Bean's stand would beat Sex Pistols Requiem.

ultimate killer bean bites the bean requiem act 4 love train over heaven

It was pretty sick when shrek got all the infinity stones and he turned super saiyan and fought lord chungus with the epic theme song

Was killer beans stand killer QUEEN 🩸😀🩸🔫

To defeat evil you have to think evil.

@@enricopucci7205 fair

I was marathoning bible and i was like "wtf God!?"

@@EricSyz what did you expect? Him just asking tyrants to free his people?

@@enricopucci7205 he literally hardened pharaohs heart when moses was coming over to ask him to let his people go god was out for blood he didnt give a shit about his people

@@YoungAlienBoy No

Zeus.

Spooky Filmz Ent. No

Spooky Filmz Ent. Ok

Spooky Filmz Ent. Isn’t it your own video?

@@YoungAlienBoy fuck off, stop spamming your links everywhere

Shrek 5 failed...

@@dweep9546 looks like comments were deleted.

JerryBoi YT good good very gooodd

Pixar has never failed

Technically, since nothing can measure up to the way the stories are presented in the Bible.

Back on on the shadowrealms batllefield? Yea. Good times

I’m about to send you to the shadowrealm bimbo

A man of culture eh?

I want to know who played Pharoah Hitler.

Wu-Oh It's me Cat fuckin gold comment

@@xenodirt Howie Mandel's shadow clone jutsu

Y e a h, geh

A suprise for sure, but a welcome one.

The real questions is what John Wick doing there 3:30

@@amirafif3465 I'm sorry, but the real question is why isn't his face melting? 7:01

This is a Star Wars prequel

Well Obi-Wan Kenobi is literally Jesus

U mean the anime

SUPREME HOKAGE I like your midoriya icon good taste

A Poinsettia I was about to change it ahaha

SUPREME HOKAGE wow I feel betrayed

If *SUPREME HOKAGE* sees this hes gay Edit: he saw it

Idk they do look like they could be Arab lmao

Egypt was mostly Greek during this time. Alexander the Great's empire collapsed after his death, and many independent nations rose up in it's place. Edit: I understand looking through the rest of the replies to see if I said anything else is annoying. So I'm putting this here. The events of this story in the Bible take place before Alexander the Great's time. You can stop correcting me now.

@@walnzell9328 This is way before Alexander the Great.

@@_chew_ Really? When was this?

@@walnzell9328 It's hard to say exactly, but probably somewhere around 1279-1213 BC, since it's assumed to be during the reign of Ramses II.

The Life of Brian is the best.

Honestly, it's Dreamworks best movie to date.

@Miscellaneous Mind I prefer the Holy Grail, but the Life of Brian is indeed a great film.

DELIVER US

LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOO

WAT

@@EveTheRaviolo yeah look it up.

@Wail Pal21hail Endorsement? The babies from the daoughters' pregnancies were the Ammon and Moav, the ancestors of the nations of Ammon and Moav, which were the bad guys. I don't think it's endorsing anything about incest

lmao how didnt i hear of somin like this before

@@chumincoomim it's not exactly a widely told story.

This made my day

Cheekychief22 this man’s whole career

My immediate thought when he said that in the video.

Didn't they get bread from the sky or something... It's been years since I read the manga, I don't remember anymore.

Mana fell from the sky each day except for Saturday so on Friday they would take 2 portions of Mana

Seems legit

@gamewizard I yup, God give them manna from sky, at least its written like that, but that word in oldjew mean rich, live food

@@VarietyJoe Stevens

Jup

yup

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Ya

It's a good thing to be afraid of. If God is willing to give that kind of power, you are special.

Cooper Spence kinda a dick move to be able to wipe out an army because they don’t follow a god

@@conanrose1182 Guess Satan must be pretty damn special too then, since God is willing to give him the power to basically fuck with all of humankind as long as its existed lmao

@@dadeee7776 didnt they want to kill the other people?

Young City Bandit and? Why would a god allow such an act who’s supposed to be all loving kind of narcissistic to allow your followers to kill anyone just because they follow isn’t it, what a fucking joke imo

Hes vain

He only comes in the sequel (New Testament)

This happened 2000 years ago he probably forgot

@@iamsatire2883 LMAO

His origin story. The l o r e

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Jesus's body is then sought after in a transcontinental race by the U.S. President all the while a cripple rides to assassinate him

N00BSYBORG I sense a jojo reference

Why This whole thing is a JoJo’s reference

SBR was amazing indeed

He's a real chad

“YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER, MOSES!!”

@@Arualiaa "You were my brother pharaoh and I loved you!"

It's over Yugi, I have the high ground!

Hahaha wow. I do too.

Thomas Terbanc those were the days, amirite?

Yeah, I remember crying when chucky got devoured by that swarm of locusts.

No lol Moses absolutely dies. He’s forbidden from entering the Promised Land by God, and he climbs up a mountain and dies

Where does Enoch fit into this? Didn’t he walk off with God into the aether or something?

@@holdencole5740 Enoch was picked up in a chariot of fire, avoiding death. I don't think the Bible really mentions him after that. Like, no real part in the grand plan of the universe but he got some chapters for being a good egg.

Enoch & Elijah were the only ones to go to heaven directly Israelites cursed Moses to death

Holden Cole That is actually really vague. All the Bible has to say about Enoch is that he lived 365 years and walked with God. It is assumed that his lack of being mentioned of having died implies he got the same treatment as Elijah did but that is left to speculation. The Ethiopian Bible contains the Book of Enoch which is essentially a prequel to the Noah story but scholarly opinion is divided on whether it is as old as the rest of Genesis or whether it was essentially fanfiction.

It’s four in the morning and at first I read that as “spilt the tea” and I was like “damn, Moses, what’s the tea, sis?”

@@Bubbles-od2zm i officially cannot breath thanks to laughter

@@Bubbles-od2zm The Lord of Comedy

@@Bubbles-od2zm funni

He had a cool tablet

Wasnt there a dude who fought a whole army with a stick💀😭

@@AsraTF Wat about the guy who killed 400 guys....WITH A DONKEY'S JAWBONE

@@freecom1917 that was Sampson and it’s the same account as the one stated above your comment lol it was a jawbone not a stick and it was more than a thousand men not 400 if I’m not mistaken, don’t quote me on the number but it’s an interesting story

@@RadicalChristian777 Not sure about the number but the story is interesting indeed

@Rob Joe That first point sounds like an abusive relaitonship at best. And the second one is the literal definition of killing someone. Moving their spirit outside of the mortal realm. He protects them from death ....... by killing them

@Rob Joe why create something if you care not for it? perhaps you have not seen the actual suffering that runs in this world, but if you have, you're way too blinded by your faith to realize that god either does not care for us, either he enjoys the suffering. why keep tormenting the people that desperately scream and cry for your help?

@Rob Joe you imply you know me. you don't. secondly, you say that i don't know what i *want*, only to follow that god knows what i *need*. you have done a simple mistake, because to want and to need are 2 different things. i know what i want. these "tests", if you will, strengthened my resolve on what i want. your argument of "only god knows what i need" could be strong, yes. but it falls flat in front of another inconsistency within god's morality. you see, he claims that we are all his equal children, which he treats equally. that is false. all men are not born equal. some suffer their entire lives, while others never felt a speck of pain. also, i never said i wanted a world pain-free. happiness and sadness are 2 sides of the same coin. one cannot exist without the other. but again, the pain is not equal, and on such extreme differences, it kills the point of having pain. on a different note, the bible speaks so much about god's miracles. god did this, god did that, god did do and god did done. is he shy of making some more of his cool magic tricks in this age and time? he afraid we will acknowledge his existence? if god really wanted my worship, then he'd have proved to me that i should respect him. i base my arguments into the existent world, while you defend your imaginary friend. if you actually receive when you ask, then good for you. because you are one of the people he favors, while i'm one of the people who lost my faith after being discarded by him my entire life. a god who doesn't use his power means nothing to me, as his influence is null.

@Rob Joe it is. are you afraid of more than 2 sentences? then my apologies for terrifying you.

@Rob Joe it's called argumentation and justification. plus, that's clearly more than one idea to reinforce my conclusion. my literature teacher always told me to elaborate more and more, to prove that i fully understood the topic that is discussed.

Wait I thought human only gain free will after they ate the fruit in the garden of Eden? God didn’t give them free will

@@biscuit4705 well i mean why didnt god just take it off then?

Tatu Juntunen why would he? He knew that people would follow him no matter what, and if people stop worshiping him he would just kill all of them like the great flood. At this point I’m pretty sure god is just fucking with us bc he can, not bc it’s the right thing to do

@@biscuit4705 Idk about that haha.

@@biscuit4705 He is a loving God, given us free will and even told Adam and Eve to not eat the Tree of Life but didn't listen and look where it got us, God is giving us a chance to be turn away from our sinful lives and towards Christ who has died for our sins to gain a chance in Heaven, if he wanted to control all of us then He should've made robots then.

What Lots daughters did to him. Jezebels death etc.

Christian Ed class.

Tbh the only good Christian class to go to as a child was vacation bible school lmao

Wtf? You guys have religion in school? What country?

mega oof vacation Bible School was always so much to me, I never went to church as a kid except for during the summer

@@Rspsand07 i donno about them but in canada we have catholic schools or public schools.

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I appreciate this

Most house born religious people can.

@@YoungAlienBoy I did, now get yo spamming ass outta here

I mean, the tower of Babel part is wrong, to be fair

As pointed out, the Tower of Babel bit Pen mentioned was wrong. Well, some of it. God didn't make the tower, the people did, and they did it to prove that they can reach heaven and were better than God. God told them to go different ways and populate the earth and they didn't do that, then he sees them making a tower to try and prove their better than him, so he confuses the language of the people. This resulted in them going different ways because what good does living in a city where not a single soul understands you and you being unable to understand them? After they scattered from the city, God destroyed the tower. Basically it.

the wrong description of the tower made me laugh though. Massive tower pops out of the ground spontaneously and then starts emitting language-altering electromagnetic waves or some shit

He invented the respawn button

Hi one wryyy man

Saint onee san haha

That isn’t cannon in the Bible

@@Honestry_ Yes it is.

And they were roommates