The Bible, Women & Misogyny - TURTLE CANYON #3

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Turtle Canyon Comedy

Turtle Canyon Comedy

11 жыл бұрын

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Two women, delighting in the majesty of their God stumble upon some troubling bible verses...
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Dan Berg / mrdanielberg
Written by:
Stuart Laws / thisstuartlaws
Directed by:
Al Clayton / senorturtle
Starring:
Lou Sanders / lousanders
Jessie Cave / pindippycave
Sarah Daykin / wearetoby
Relevant bible quotes:
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@pennypyro42
@pennypyro42 11 жыл бұрын
"Oy! Vishnu! Give me a hand" lol
@MeadeSkeltonMusic
@MeadeSkeltonMusic 10 жыл бұрын
Okay was Mary not favored? Who abandoned Jesus Christ as the Cross? All the men! The women stayed there with him. Mary was a virgin and blessed.
@therealsweep1
@therealsweep1 11 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. As always. :D
@jodallion
@jodallion 11 жыл бұрын
fantastic!
@turtlecanyoncomedy
@turtlecanyoncomedy 11 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you're almost definitely correct - I think the female God talking to Vishnu might not actually be in the Christian bible. It's also a sketch that features two characters with an actually opened bible and just reading out quotes verbatim. Thank you for interacting though, we hope you are having a nice day.
@PrincessGwendolen
@PrincessGwendolen 11 жыл бұрын
The Corinthians passage goes on to say that neither men nor women are independent of each other in God, because although woman was originally made from man, man is now born from woman. The Genesis passage is about the consequences of sin for women, which is followed by the consequences of sin for men.
@laurak9834
@laurak9834 11 жыл бұрын
That was awesome. :)
@awildkiera
@awildkiera 11 жыл бұрын
YESYESYES THIS IS GENIUS
@totty2524
@totty2524 11 жыл бұрын
Wow, that was fantastic! lol
@SevenJewsCBR
@SevenJewsCBR 11 жыл бұрын
100% accurate :)
@StefanHayden
@StefanHayden 11 жыл бұрын
i love Jessie Cave. so funny!
@epfizerdoolittleajl2165
@epfizerdoolittleajl2165 9 жыл бұрын
Subbed!
@l0rd0f0blivi0n
@l0rd0f0blivi0n 11 жыл бұрын
lol it wasn't really a point about feminism, just making fun of the bible and religion
@mynameisChesto
@mynameisChesto 11 жыл бұрын
Hey it's Lavender Brown!
@SevenJewsCBR
@SevenJewsCBR 11 жыл бұрын
I think people forget the bible is a fucking book, so is Cat in the Hat.
@PrincessGwendolen
@PrincessGwendolen 11 жыл бұрын
They may be reading an actually opened bible but they're not reading from it...the second reading is from the New Testament and they clearly have the Old Testament opened. AtheistTower's point is that they are just reading quotes out of context. The Leviticus passage is one of many passages giving violent punishments for specific sins, the majority of which are directed at men...
@tahwsisiht
@tahwsisiht 2 жыл бұрын
People use spiritual teachings as their weapons. It doesn't matter what is the actual meaning, what matters is how they can twist it to serve their agenda. Manipulating, abusive people can twist anything to justify themselves. They just cut out a little meaning here, read between the lines over there: and there they go! They are right. That is how something that was supposed to teach peace and love ended up with enslaving people, burning witches or religious persecutions. Today we are not different. They just upgrade the methods and upgrade their cloak and masks. Religion doesn't make people better if they are entitled and psychologically twisted.
@JBofBrisbane
@JBofBrisbane 11 жыл бұрын
That passage was written to highlight the hypocrisy of the religious leaders of the day, not to champion women's rights. Go back and read Leviticus and Deuteronomy.
@Mayakihara
@Mayakihara 6 жыл бұрын
JBofBrisbane I’m not trying to challenge you but could you please list the exact verses
@BenjaminCrellin
@BenjaminCrellin 11 жыл бұрын
hmmmmm. so the catholic church is NOT the most wealthy institution on the planet with a GNP that eclipes most third world countries combined and has enough power to see its city recognised as a nation? hmmmm . i think its you who is starting to grate.
@freespiritpearl89
@freespiritpearl89 Жыл бұрын
Men wrote it what do you expect?
@tahwsisiht
@tahwsisiht 2 жыл бұрын
... so ... let's pathological people define the course of action? Accordingly to their agenda? That is the way what in 2021 we want to follow? Pure crazy.
@tahwsisiht
@tahwsisiht 2 жыл бұрын
What if this is between the lines? That it can all end. Which seems more and more understandable when the "creation" is so corrupt, entitled, demanding and without ANY responsibility or ability to look into the mirror. Without any ability to do the right thing. Only more and more excuses, more and more between the lines (while ignoring the actual meaning of the lines). And honesty believing that they can get away with everything, "be saved", still entitled to not having consequences and just be forgiven... Humans suck. They think they can ignore natural laws and they so special that we will not be paying for it.
@tahwsisiht
@tahwsisiht 2 жыл бұрын
With their malignant pet crocodile.
@tahwsisiht
@tahwsisiht Жыл бұрын
So people got upset, scared and felt lost. And they voted Trump for president. He new the answers for EVERYTHING.
@hadenzaide3047
@hadenzaide3047 5 жыл бұрын
@ 1:02 The woman was taken from man, the rib. God saw Adam name each beast of the earth, and saw that Adam was alone, and so drew a deep sleep on Adam to remove a rib, and make a woman. So Adam called her eve and said, her kind shall be called woman "for she is bone of my bone, and flesh of my flesh", and then proceeds to explain why men look for wives as a result. @ 1:26 you didn't read the part before that, which explains why it was said. Eve was deceived and then gave the same deception to Adam, and so God gave her and the daughters of her judgement by making them heed to the man, who is made the head. @ 4:09 the point of loving God is to appreciate all that God created and GAVE TO YOU FREELY. He also gave his Son, Yeshua, who you call Jesus, to DIE FOR YOU, even tho you hated him, a gift to eternity, FREELY. You love God because God loved you before you were made, and loved you even before you mocked him, and after. God gave Adam the whole of the earth and every plant and every crawling thing, beast of the field, fish of the sea and fowl of the air. He gave it all to Adam, who was made in the image of God. Eve was made in the image of Adam, thus, giving her equal dominian over all the gift that was given to her freely, yet, Eve transgressed and caused Adam to do so likewise, by trusting Satan and the lie that "you shall be like Gods" over trusting God, even tho the lie was already the truth as she was already in God's image, like God. If you're going to mock something, you should at least understand it first. You're doing a horrible job at it. No woman ever wanted a nice guy. They want the bad boy, because women naturally submit, and those who fight that urge come back to it when they age but have no husband, because their rebelious nature was in them when they had beauty with youth. Pretending that your desires are not submitting to a wealthy, strong, sexually powerful male is a delusional lie that you feed yourself. You all fall to your knees in front of money and cocky men with attitudes you confuse for intelligent confidence. Try harder next time. Tho this video is old, it has made it clear why it is instructed in scripture for women to stay silent in instruction of the Bible, because this is what you get. An undereducated perversion of what the scriptures state. But you are of your father the devil because the love of the truth is not in you. If it is the most high, the eternal Godhead that is your father, then you wouldn't mock him, and you'd repent. Who knows what an unruly couple of women would do, tho. It is in my realm of place to state these things to you, as you have far too little understanding.
@turtlecanyoncomedy
@turtlecanyoncomedy 5 жыл бұрын
HadenZaide HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂😂
@the8thchurch461
@the8thchurch461 4 жыл бұрын
The Bible also says that its better to remain single so to say that all women want to submit to a man IS A LIE FROM THE DEVIL so there!
@SR2brother
@SR2brother 2 жыл бұрын
Oh boohoo, keep crying, I think you may have a small pee pee and as a result you are insecure and as a result of that you then turn to religion to save your sorry ass. Deborah has done more in the Bible than you have ever done for Christianity.
@jamesdelk8926
@jamesdelk8926 Жыл бұрын
These man hating whores think they know every thing and instigate trouble by sudating us verbally and others physically if in police and military
@ben4wisdom
@ben4wisdom 6 жыл бұрын
Dumb satire, with zero facts. Even women and atheists would dislike this video.
@turtlecanyoncomedy
@turtlecanyoncomedy 6 жыл бұрын
You're a dumb satire, no returns
@easypianobeautifulmusic2974
@easypianobeautifulmusic2974 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a girl and I liked this video you dumbass
@ben4wisdom
@ben4wisdom 3 жыл бұрын
@@easypianobeautifulmusic2974 You liking the video doesn't change the fact that it's a dumb video. Thanks for reminding afr a long time I blocked this channel. And you too loser, easypiano music with NO VIDEOS TO SHOW!
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