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Biggest clown is me who sold 150+ breakout cases back when they cost 0.03 cents.

honorable mention: OhnePixle selling his mac10

DaGoat could've just started an actual stable trading business but he decided to scam

funnily enough Lunar also lowball offered on a few of soxys skins, which were later sold to prodigy, who Lunar had also tried to lowball

mcskillet has gotta be #1, he killed two innocent people and himself over csgo skins

Lunar is so insanely genius. I mean, his genius can’t be comprehended by the mere human mind - while us peasant clowns him for his “bad” decisions, he’s laughing behind his screen knowing he’ll be coming out the real winner. Since we’re so idiotic we can’t seem to seek out any reasonable reason for his decisions, we think he’s the idiot. No, he’s simply 10 steps ahead of us. He has immense knowledge that we couldn’t even imagine.

If Ondřej lives where it said he lives, he lives maybe 50-60km away from me lmao

5:23 heyzeus in person ladies and gents

Why did I know that there is going to be our lovely Czech fellow, Ondřej :)

this felt like if benjamin made a video about csgo

Oh how many Howls and DLores have been removed from circulation by gambling sites. God damn you

The fact that Ondřej got the most typicaly broken english a czech person can have makes me amazed he ever scammed someone

biggest clown is me wich opened 250 breakout cases when they were $0.03... didnt even get a knife

Hearing the outcome of the lunar story makes me happy

waiting for ow2 queue rn

lunar will always have the largest seat in the clown car, and is welcome to travel in it anytime he wants

Love these zeus videos

The "Hey, im Heyzeus" is back on the menu boys

The timing for Lunar's antics make a lot of sense after seeing the rise and fall of 3 Arrows Capital.

I can't imagine what someone would have to do to take Lunars place.

Lukessilo guy has a new account and he’s still doing the same thing. Met him a few times in na mm. Not only does he still horde hella high tier liquids he have a few blue gems too. I remember him having a st 661 and a 601 m9

Omg i remember that lunar dude and all the holos and amazing inventory he had. Didn't think he was that stupid tho 😭😭

This deadass a csgo classic

Okay that story about Lunar actually had me laugh out loud

Whenever someone asks you what job do you have, just answer Arms Dealer

THE HEY INTRO IS BACK

So, because of the Howl being added to the game, did the guy who actually made the artwork get recognition or anything out of this.

0:20 ight who tf made this

I just unboxed some feild tested gloves from a case I got dropped. I feel lucky.

These clowns must’ve got it twisted ngl

If Luna holded on to his crypto he has the last laugh

This Lunar guy is something else, but I still feel like a clown for selling my Butterfly Crimson Web MW for like 200$ some years ago :/

Lunar burnt more money than I would have ever made in my life

nice compilation

The worst thing is now, it's harder to get trust from the other traders

Where is the next part off opening cases until i open a safire

thanks forthis vid im getting into skins and this is big

ahhh, the howl. i had a factory new one of those pre change. paid $40 for it. i only wish i would have bought about 20 of them. well that and i wish i didnt sell it for 1k or so in like 2017. oopsy.

I don't even play cs go but ur story telling is really entertaining. Will subscribe for more.

Hey! was that a heyzeus hey i heard?

scammers flexing scammed skins is like rappers flexing that they deal drugs lol

2:43 ayo whats goin on there :O

So glad to hear “hey, I’m heyzeus” again

what's the background song. I've always wondered

Shout out to Zeus for making fun of 5ft2. I can feel the pain :))

God gives his hardest parties to his best clowns

Keep Up the good work TDM_Heyzeus! I Think i caught a bad flu like bug so thanks for keeping my mind of bad stuff with this video! :D

You've started with the "heyy, im heyzeus" intro again?

Put a flower on this clowns grave hahaha

hey heyzeus, i'm just wondering for possible future endevours which thrid party sites you use which are safe and not a scam to purchase knives and skins from? would help alot thx huge fan!

lol. new addition to this list soon. jus wait...

not me waiting for lunar

the title looks like it's about heyzeus lol

Auzzie is the most 1337 steam troll to live

Ok please give me the clip at 0:15 where did you find these

Hey heyzeus! Ive been interested in a certain seed of a knife for a while, but I can't find much information about price or where I could find one. Wondering if you know of any websites that could help me out, or if you had any information. Thanks!

He did the thing

I didnt see your name on the list considering that you are trying to unbox a sapphire

Feels like your biased but the #2 guy and Lunar should switch places, because he lost a lot more money than Lunar.

looking forward to seeing lunar in this video XDD

4:54 I believe he also tried to make it seem like he's Ukrainian. But as a one I should say translator messed up the last word for him, cause this popular proclamation isn't looking like it's suppose to...

first 30 sec and I can already tell lunar will be somewhere on the list

Wait that Skadoodle Dlore is banned ? :(

You should have pronounced the first guy's name like Dag-out just to piss him off xd

Every time I try to actually do trades there's morons like these who are just blatantly scamming and everyone is so worried about the penny difference like you can possibly get two knives at the exact same price withoit including some other skins. Trading is a joke nowadays even without the lowballing🙄

W love u heyzeus

i luv you hey zeus

just imagine scamming someone lol

I think lunar is just a rich guy that had money to waste

Biggest clown is me who sold butterfly knife for 100 dollars.

Let's go Aussie boy

Rip thousands of dollars

Title idea NFT owners in the history of CS:GO Skins

Чудове відео! Мені подобається твій контент. Особливо круто так вчити англійську мову! Дякую тобі!

The actual video 1:24 - 3:31. The rest of it is old videos put together

The first one sounds like your fault man

He did the hey 😭😭😭

Sadly, I let myself get scammed out of 2 knives worth around $2000USD

I pulled a sapphire in a 11 case unboxing :D

is he tho

I feel so sorry for lunar losing all that money tho

Lunar game me a brain aneurysm man... i mean.. how?! why?! Nothing he did made sense i know almost nothing about crypto and the steam market and i still know that's the most stupid way to make a massive loss.

scammers are just pitty.

music names pls

The cloud9 slander is not needed they earned that shit

Have you heard of puberty

oh shit i acually tryed to trade with ondřej

mcskillet lol

okay 1DKK for your Butterfly Emerald

i love you

😵

ok

Wooow

Hi

Biggest clown in history... So far...

Man I'm still sick a few weeks ago I sold my MW Orion for 1.89 because my dumbass thought I was selling a torque. I had that thing since 2016 I'm big sad lol

NFT investing >>>> skin investing 🧠🧠

HAY ZEUZ FACE REAVELD

Sees title : lunar 💀