If anyone gets caught lying about their partner abusing their child/children they should be severely punished.

At least her ex-husband is still alive. That's something that can't be said about many of the stories on this channel.

‘Would never do anything to harm him’. Conveniently forgot how she had falsely accused him of abusing their child precisely for the purpose of ‘taking her child’s father away from him’, which was the other thing she oathed on all that is holy, was something she was simply not capable of doing. Unraveled quite spectacularly her plot. Ended up falling in the hole she’d prepared for her husband.

The fact that Weldon got a waaayyy longer sentence than her doesn't sit right with me. Sure he was the one with the gun and pulled the trigger so a part of this sentence is probably regarding all the unlawful use of a firearm things etc and that he was an absolute moron to put himself in this situation. But the fact that she manipulated him to do it makes me feel like she is at least as much responsible than him for all of this. I don't really think he should have got less, but I definitely think she should have got way more.

I'm glad that the innocent victim survived for once, and that the boy still has his father.

Asks her trainer: Will you shoot my husband? Trainer: Sure let's give it a goo.

Love how his defense is that he is simultaneously a good enough marksman to never miss the small target of a chest and head of a fleeing man, and also bad enough that he somehow missed the huge target of ANYTHING BUT Greg. Genius.

I read all the comments and realized that no one mentioned that Weldon was married and had a newborn baby of his own. You know his wife had to be mad as hell that he through their family away for her.

"There's a guy lying down like a sniper." "Did you see him at all?" "Yes, he's a terrible sniper!"

Jury: “guilty on all charges” Diana: i sleep.

I love how this guy is simultaneously bragging about how awesome a shot he is and claiming it was an aiming error that caused him to hit.

As a father who won primary custody against a crazed ex wife, these type of stories scare me.

Weldon’s side eye when she was in court blubbering about how much she loved Greg and respected him. He wanted to give her an upper cut 😂

Lovejoy: "I would never take his father away from him." Also her: "You know any killers for my son's father?"

This woman is an actual robot. I don’t think she was faking it. She actually had to restart due to her systems not being able to find any emotion.

Ladyrobot didn't fake a fainting, she simply rebooted.

Love it, the fact that he lived, gets sole custody and everything she wanted makes this so so savory

"I could never take my son's father from him" Yeah,that's why you paid someone else to do it for you.

Wow, this is crazy. I rented a storage unit to a Lovejoy. The nephew rented it for her, but I had to deal with her, most of the time. She was rude and bossy. I was relieved when she supposedly moved her stuff and I only had to deal with her family. Had no idea about this situation.

She claimed that he was a druggies and an abuser. They spent resources to find out that was not true. There were no consequences for that action. Our systems in the States are over burdened enough, but there needs to be consequences for false statements and reports.

I think Dianna deserved more time than Weldon. I feel like their sentences should be the other way round

him: it was an aiming error him, seconds later: if i wanted to hit him, i could have pick a lane, bro

I just got a huge confidence boost watching this poor woman struggle through that kitchen deal

Her “fainting” in court will NEVER not be funny

“This is a kitchen, and this is where I like to cook”. Lol

I haven’t even finished the video yet, but that cooking video is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I’ve ever seen! It’s like a scene cut from The Room.

Her making up child abuse claims and giving them to the police, but claims she never once tried to stop him from seeing his son. These women have no shame.

Diana’s cooking shows immediately made me think, ‘wow this person has someone locked in their basement’.

Her “fainting” was the most Karen thing she could’ve done 😂😭

When the crazy comes out, RUN. You can't fix crazy. I've experienced crazy a couple times in my life, and it always looks the same once you know what you're looking for. And as for her 8 miscarriages, I wouldn't be surprised at all if she had something to do with all eight. Crazy thinks that way, and crazy works that way....

I know that they're guilty but absolutely insane that they get sentences as high as 50 years for attempted murder and people like Casey Anthony get off from murdering their own daughter! The justice system is bananas

I hate it when the experienced marksman you 'persuaded' to shoot your ex is only adept at defecating near the crime scene and covering it with a brightly-colored Angry Birds towel. 😂

"I still care for him..." the same woman who falsified a police claim that he sexually abused her and his child.

The jury: Guilty Diana: ok, ima faint (slowly)

It’s so nice to have a happy ending for a change I’m glad Greg survived and got to live his life with his son.❤

Diana Lovejoy's performance in "Fainting in the Court Room" has a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅

Weldon could have said that he was manipulated by Diana but he just couldn't admit that he took a bad shot (at a running man). Heaven forbid that anybody think that he was a bad marksman.

It kills me that this guy was WAY more concerned about everyone knowing that his marksmanship was waaaaayy better than what they were claiming! He's like "BRO, I could circumcise a gnat from 100 yards!! There's no freakin way I would've missed that dude unintentionally!"😂🤣

The look on her face when the verdict was read then she fell out.....f-ing priceless!

This is actually a great story, with a true happy ending. Two people unfit for society are put away, and a father gets to raise his son without his crazy mother around.

Not many Chapters end with the victim still alive. That's a nice twist.

God I loved when you said "on a moonless night" and the moon in the clip scurries out of the frame xD

When she had her fainting spell..the first thing I said to my husband somebody can plot / plan and almost carry out a murder...(so thankful He didn't get killed or his friend).. and that didn't stress her out... What stressed her out was getting found guilty... Unbelievable!.... I think when somebody's a good parent and they get accused of not being a good parent is one of the worst things you can do... 🙏 💕

Feels like the instructor could have been sentenced to less time if he leaned more towards the "She manipulated me into thinking her ex-husband is an abusive piece of sh*t" instead of his misplaced pride in his own "marksmanship" that just made him look arrogant and unrepentant. His defense dropped the ball on this one.

Ah, going with Homer logic "If I can't hear the verdict, then I can't go to jail!"

I laughed way harder at the "moonless night" gag than I should have..

Weldon: “It was an aiming error…” but you’re a shooting instructor.

Tree things are certain in life. Taxes, death & Mike’s puns.

She didnt lie. "I would not be able to take his father away from him" Shes right she knows she wouldnt be able to. Thats why she got someone else to do it. Notice her wording. Shes not saying she didnt want him dead, shes just admitting she herself couldnt do it. May she ferment in a prison

"I can't see s***"! I love your humor. Helps the awful stories be "lighter". Thanks for your hard work Mike! I really enjoy your videos!

The fainting was merely histrionics designed to get sympathy from the court, but that won't work when it comes to sentencing. She should have considered all those things she was moaning about in court prior to the crime.

I hate when people say “this isn’t who I am”. That’s exactly who you are… or at least were for a certain point in your life

The fake fainting and crocodile tears always get me laughing when the verdict is announced. I really hope Greg finds a new partner who truly loves him and his son

I like how you can see her look directly at the table, aiming for the spot, before she “fainted”. That’s not how fainting works. Acting, as seen by her cooking videos and the dramatic “fainting” episode are definitely not her strong suit.

I can’t imagine this guy who got sucked into her murder for hire plot is to happy hearing her sob story he literally threw his life away for her

Her mugshot and mikes “I’m sorry” took me out lmao

I'm just glad that Greg survived and the child still gets to grow up with at least one parent

"Diana was having none of it", I'm out" 🥴😂 Very satisfying watching the realisation dawn on her prim "Karen" pinched face that she's screwed.

One small thing about KZfaqrs that I’ve noticed is that so many are so young that normal jobs don’t seem real to them. Like anything that isn’t a lawyer or racecar driver is boring. Like technical writing?! It’s just an office job. It’s pretty cool as far as office jobs go. And the end product has to meet legal requirements, be easily translatable, tested, etc. Anyway, this is from a former technical writer who got really into it and is now getting a PhD to research health and safety for environmental issues. Us tech writers watch KZfaq too 😭.

Yeah, my ex accused me of all kinds of impropriety and creepy stuff, in the long run I got the kids and my kids have decided not to ever see their biological mother and have not for eight years now. Now that's some demonstration of what a creep and monster she is. I know personally how far people can go when they want their way. It is estimated that one in 30 people in our general population has sociopathic tendencies. It's likely only to get worse......

So the expert shooter, shoots him in the chest accidentally, has a poo at the crime scene leaving his dna and cleans himself with a towel he took from her house, leaving her dna. How were they ever caught!

"I've got some documents that I want to give you". "Ok go ahead and mail them to me". "How about I tape them to a pole out in the middle of nowhere?" "Sounds good I'll get my flashlight"

I lost it and think I woke my neighbor "This...Hu.. Humaaan" ; 'Doesn't that smell nice' . To have that look on her face, like she just gave that food the best love making sesh it's ever had, combined with the level of self - awareness only a chia pet could appreciate, makes for a laugh only jimmy car could appreciate. Love your channel, mate.

And here I go on another mike video binge watch.Even if he’s talking about a crime that I already know about it, I always come away with more information and better understanding of what happened. good work Mike

It's women like her that makes real abuse cases and child molestation cases harder to prove/harder to take serious. It's bullshit. I'm glad he's still alive tho and the child didn't lose both parents.

Crazy that the most disturbing part of this case was the cooking show

This one is a good one Mike! Good to hear that the victim survived for once! Thank you!

That lock of hair hanging down in her face in the cooking video smacks of a killer in waiting.

"I'm such a good marksman If I wanted to kill him I would have... I only hit him with the 'warning shot' because I missed." What a defense.

That face of sudden realization when she heard the guilty verdict. Priceless

"wait, i'm found guilty!" - Time to go into a catatonic state

As an instructor he should have known you don't point a gun at anything you don't intend to kill.

Her "collapse" was as convincing as her cooking...

Jason's a hero. He's a good man for going with Greg.

If you just wanted to scare him you would use blanks. Or shoot into the ground. The fact that he was hit in the armpit means Wheldon was aiming at him. It also means that he could have accidentally killed up to 5 other people if he was on flat ground and there were other people within a few hundred yards. Honestly a much better defense would have been to say that he asked Diana to load the rifle with blanks (or that he loaded it and she had access to it) and she slipped a live round in. Assuming the other 5 bullets were never found. It also depends on the rifle used. If it was gas operated you'd need wadding to create pressure to cycle the gas system, but its better than his "aiming error from an expert marksman" defense.

"I would never miss a target from that range, I was missing on purpose" "I hit him on accident, it was an aiming error" that's seems like a glaring contradiction. too good to miss, not good enough to miss. reality: he wasn't the crack shot he thought he was, and that fact probably hurt him more than the prison sentence.

It’s incredible how many people can convince other people to kill someone for them

When she falls over and goes limp in court, that shit's hilarious. It's an art form 👌

I like how he says "If I wanted to shoot him I wouldn't have shot him in the armpit" So if you're such a good shot how did you end up shooting a guy with what were supposed to be warning shots? Obviously he was trying to kill him.

This is why you don't get involved in other people's fights. You never know if the person you're trying to protect is actually telling you the truth. Edit: I just listened to Weldon's statement saying he only meant to shoot by him, not actually shoot him. He's ex military, and a gun instructor. He knows better than that. The FIRST thing you ever learn about a firearm is that you NEVER point it at someone or something that you don't intend to kill. That statement is meant to impress upon anyone that pointing a gun, even an "unloaded" gun, is the same as intent to kill. How many times have you heard of people getting killed because they "didn't know the gun was loaded?" That's exactly why the first thing you're ever taught about guns is guns can kill, and pointing one at someone is tje equivalent of intending to kill. Because if that gun goes off while you're pointing it at someone, you're going to kill them. You certainly don't shoot near someone to "scare them." Distance, velocity, wind direction, load size, and many other factors can affect the trajectory/drop enough to actually hit someone you "didn't mean to shoot." He knows better. He darn sure knows better. I think it's good that they both got sentences long enough to be life sentences. Even though she got a lesser sentence (probably because she didn't actually squeeze the trigger, have illegal guns/modifications, etc), it's still a good long sentence. Her earliest date of release will be when she's 70. Not everyone lives to be 70. Even if she lives to 70, and her good behavior was exemplary, she has no hope of life after 70. She'll be a homeless old woman IF she's released at 70. So fair enough, she effectively has a life sentence and nothing to look forward to when/if she gets out.

"It was an aiming error!" Also "I'm the best sniper you've ever seen, son! If I wanted to hit dead center in his chest I'd do it!"

She is simultaneously the blandest and most malignant kind of Karen that I've ever seen in the wild 🧐

She looks to me like she actually fainted. It doesn't mean she's innocent, it just means she realized her life is over.

I’ve never seen anyone “pass out” so slow

Weldon: "I'm so good that i wouldn't be more than two inches off if I wanted to kill him" Also Weldon: "I didn't mean to shoot him"

Man, she sure is full of personality. It's almost overwhelming

The only story I've seen you cover where the victim survived, it's a nice change of pace

Debating which is worse; trying to get him killed or naming her baby Kale.

She’s expert level nuts. That “faint” in the courtroom was 100% fake.

I just love it that she was convinced in her head that she planned the perfect crime. And she's in prison now while he has the kid and prob a new wife and a happy life. Sometimes karma just happens perfectly

Her decision to “faint” when the guilty verdict was read shows how she’s used to solving difficulties in life. She tried defaming her husband, expecting the situation to just resolve with people taking her side. Low and behold when she ultimately is found guilty for attempting to have him killed, she desperately tries to reclaim her victim status and ease in trying to control the difficult situations she finds herself in.

I think there should have been an additional charge for the dreadful cooking poem.

The look on her face when they read the guilty verdict is absolutely PRICELESS!!!!!! She obviously TOTALLY believed they were going to say not guilty!

Y'all notice how Weldon looks at her when she says that she still "loves" Greg? Yeah buddy you got played!! 😂😂😂

An actress she will never be…a joke she has always been ~ Yoda

The fainting is the icing on the cake. Video recording is amazing. Someone needs to play that video for her in prison.

Wasn't expecting a killer to be doing cringing rhymes like a rejected version of a Dr.Seuss children's book

What a bad actress…”it’s so painful that…some people in this world seem to think that I would have it in me to do…this…I still care!” So narcissistic too!

At the end, “crying” but no tears. 🤬

"Sacre' bleu'" ....you're so funny & freaking creative!🤣🤣🤣💓