A HFY Story : The Blink Drive | 2252 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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A HFY Story : The Blink Drive | 2252 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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@valtiel2589 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for narrating one o my silly scribblings ) This ne was a bit of fun. got a bit of whine from the comments about *certain* sections but overall it was received well.

@yomogami4561 9 ай бұрын

lol thanks for the story. loved the final line

@enriquehirshfeltikov2395 9 ай бұрын

Honestly your stories on here have been some of my favorites.

@ptonpc 9 ай бұрын

That was fun. Thanks :)

@barelyasurvivor1257 9 ай бұрын

A great story TY for sharing.

@WildArmACF 9 ай бұрын

that last line killed me. XD

@Lancer376 9 ай бұрын

"Can we get some of that shit" that's gonna be added to my dialog list

@Shadow.Dragon 9 ай бұрын

Great story; Excellent narration! Centuries from now, some student at Star Fleet Engineering will ask his Commander.... "Why do engineers have to speak in a Scottish accent?!" LOL!!!

@Rekhan4242 9 ай бұрын

It's a rule on human ships, non native speakers are sent to Scotland for training.

@jamaicanewshub9582 9 ай бұрын

@@Rekhan4242come on Scotty

@JosephKano 9 ай бұрын

It's a class in engineering school. It's like Doctors Handwriting 101.

@sjmcc13 9 ай бұрын

Becauae the engines do not speak French?

@clothokaftan 8 ай бұрын

@@sjmcc13 Aye, the medbay does. Now if ye dont want to learn to speak like eh scotsman, ye best get off my engine room.

@mitchk7655 9 ай бұрын

Ah humans, always finding new ways to make everyone think we are crazy.

@artyd42 9 ай бұрын

As soon as they think we've gotten to the limits of crazy someone has to have a beer held.

@verilyheld 9 ай бұрын

Now now, we aren't crazy. We're simply differently sane.

@barelyasurvivor1257 9 ай бұрын

Shh, don't tell anyone the secret. We are.

@ToggBott 9 ай бұрын

Its not to make them think that.... its to REMIND them that humans, as a species, are bat-shit crazy.

@kevincaruthers5412 Ай бұрын

We are not actually crazy. But it is to our advantage to allow everyone to think we are.

@GenStallion 9 ай бұрын

I imagine the human having a good laugh at that ending. Us being bad influences on our friends and all.

@Kualinar 9 ай бұрын

Blink Drive. Now, we are here, now, we are there. Great for a surprise attack or operation. Then, add a little fight mano a mano against crews that never ever dreamed that they'd have to fight to defend their ship from some well trained boarding party.

@MidnightSmoke 9 ай бұрын

the ending made me laugh. Thanks. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

@robertalexander5892 9 ай бұрын

Same here. 😂

@TheRandyWanker 6 ай бұрын

I have listened to several different narrators of this story. And You are The best!😍

@WingManFang1 9 ай бұрын

Dudes reaction at the end “can we get some of that shit?” Priceless 😂

@hat6885 9 ай бұрын

I love the fact that he gave the engineer a Scottish voice, makes me think of Scotty from the original Star Trek

@yomogami4561 9 ай бұрын

i enjoyed the story of a battle. we don't seem to get many of those but loved the asymmetrical warfare aspect humanity brought to the combined fleet thanks for the narration

@merlinathrawes746 9 ай бұрын

In other words, much better to be friend than foe. And we will remember that you're likely to develop a contingency plan for us just in case.

@TrueFork 9 ай бұрын

one wonders if the humans' famous reproductive compatibility is real or just based on an alien interpretation of rule -43- 34 (edit for dyslexic fingers)

@ColdNapalm42 9 ай бұрын

Rule 43 is a psychological weapon.

@HenshinFanatic 9 ай бұрын

I don't think "the more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it" is what you intended. Perchance you misordered the digits? Say that it was intended to be the 34th rule of the internet?

@Nezumis 9 ай бұрын

Last time I was this early, the universe was formed.

@prisoner6266 9 ай бұрын

...which has since made a lot of people very unhappy and has been widely regarded as a bad move. The universe being created I mean, you're alright.

@Nezumis 8 ай бұрын

@prisoner6266 Aww. Thanks, man. Haha

@amodking 9 ай бұрын

You never been so human when he asked that at the end lol hahah

@nathandc 9 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Beard, and for the Narrator who makes our days better!!

@scott644 9 ай бұрын

That last line.... well read!

@sebbes333 9 ай бұрын

4:49 -ish. Interesting "power dynamic"(?) Humans & they work together with their strength, much like a classic Shield & Sword :D They have great shields, Humans have great weapons.

@spacedwarfbrewing2385 9 ай бұрын

I lost it. "Can we get some of that shit"

@darkestwilightt 8 ай бұрын

It is nice to see these humans developed the poor man's version of Star Treks warp and still pull off the Picard Manuver.

@dalemorgan8263 9 ай бұрын

Space Engineers micro jump tactics be like

@vladh5192 9 ай бұрын

You see, it was November 7th, or 8th, depending on how you're counting... and someone decided to fuck around... well there was a party that was scheduled a few days away and that got cancelled on account of this. Well, the attendees of said party... or ball... are the kind of people that will help you find out MOST EXPEDITIOUSLY and personally why it is a bad idea to fuck around in the first place.

@Timothy_Smith 9 ай бұрын

Continuing the meme that all engineers are Scottish :)

@natsuds1071 9 ай бұрын

A lot safer than a teleporter if you ask me, where they have to strip you to atoms before they can put you back together.

@clothokaftan 8 ай бұрын

This is why my STO character has an extremely strong aversion for transporter technology as part of her bio, and has an unassuming necklace which is actually a gene-locked miniature iconian gateway on her person.

@robertstoneking7916 9 ай бұрын

Now we're corrupting the alien languages with our slang.

@ufoe20011 9 ай бұрын

for the rythm for the writer for the SQUIRREL

@mikegosselin2391 9 ай бұрын

Hadn't heard of the blink drive since I read Zack Hughes books in the 80's.

@TS-bj8my 9 ай бұрын

A great story with excellent narration!

@proberts34 5 ай бұрын

Great closing line. 😂

@peterwalls-qf7ii 9 ай бұрын

Last time i heard of such insanity, it was First Contact! I'm not pressuring, just asking . Will it return, like ever?

@clanwatkins 9 ай бұрын

Loved it.

@RealArcalian 9 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Don't blink. Blink, and you're dead!

@GuukanKitsune 7 ай бұрын

Hahahaha. The engineer that named it definitely named it after Blink Dogs from D&D, and then came up with a non-nerd explanation so as not to have to explain. Because this is EXACTLY what Blink Dogs do, how they work, and what makes them so dangerous.

@TheJasonBorn 9 ай бұрын

"Us too, please."

@vikingreflections2824 9 ай бұрын

I'm convinced aliens would love Human Gangsta Rap

@victortahlor4038 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@DasHeino2010 9 ай бұрын

SPOILER: Imagine being in a star wars like batte and telling someone to get off your lawn IN PERSON like that!!! >_> Damn!

@levilandes1719 5 ай бұрын

Eight incasions in we're probably getting kind of annoyed, they better stop while they're ahead.

@klappstock943 9 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

@KroMagnum4 9 ай бұрын

Good one!

@rossdavies8250 9 ай бұрын

Good story... For the algorithm.

@jameswhite699 9 ай бұрын

Smile

@SLEPhoto 9 ай бұрын

That good shit

@michaelsndergaard2912 6 ай бұрын

love that ending. but would hope they said no to it.

@drakoloreseeker5112 9 ай бұрын

Don't give the filthy Xenos tech especially blink drives

@larrythompson8630 9 ай бұрын

Movement is an important part of battle. If you an get where they don’t expect you.

@paulqueripel3493 9 ай бұрын

What, even alien chief engineers are Scottish?🙂

@JosephKano 9 ай бұрын

All chief engineers have Scottish accents. Regardless of whether they have limbs, tentacles, claws, psuedopods or what's its. It's tradition.

@greyman1k 9 ай бұрын

😁👍👍👍👍👍

@ultramarinus2478 9 ай бұрын

I belive, that tacticaly savvier would be sue the blink drive as propulsion for "torpedoes".

@intetx 9 ай бұрын

Why did they let the enemy fleet and commander go? That makes no sense at all. Sure I get letting all non essential personal go in a transport, but this seems not very smart. Prisoners of War and captured ships.

@jakemallory4239 9 ай бұрын

wait! you cursed! is that new or has shit always been in your repertoire?

@terris2186 9 ай бұрын

❤😂

@Shinobubu 5 ай бұрын

So in this story we can have alien hotties?! hahaha

@MourningNihilist 8 ай бұрын

Wampwamp.....

@venoltar 9 ай бұрын

They just let their enemy leave with knowledge of the key strategy they used in all previous invasions... I hope these humans have something new up their sleeves since this one would be blindingly easy to counter and potentially even replicate.

@jesseamaya4413 9 ай бұрын

Agreed but it is nigh impossible to counter humans greatest strength, bat$hit crazy.