Thank you for narrating one o my silly scribblings ) This ne was a bit of fun. got a bit of whine from the comments about *certain* sections but overall it was received well.
@yomogami45619 ай бұрын
lol thanks for the story. loved the final line
@enriquehirshfeltikov23959 ай бұрын
Honestly your stories on here have been some of my favorites.
@ptonpc9 ай бұрын
That was fun. Thanks :)
@barelyasurvivor12579 ай бұрын
A great story TY for sharing.
@WildArmACF9 ай бұрын
that last line killed me. XD
@Lancer3769 ай бұрын
"Can we get some of that shit" that's gonna be added to my dialog list
@Shadow.Dragon9 ай бұрын
Great story; Excellent narration! Centuries from now, some student at Star Fleet Engineering will ask his Commander.... "Why do engineers have to speak in a Scottish accent?!" LOL!!!
@Rekhan42429 ай бұрын
It's a rule on human ships, non native speakers are sent to Scotland for training.
@jamaicanewshub95829 ай бұрын
@@Rekhan4242come on Scotty
@JosephKano9 ай бұрын
It's a class in engineering school. It's like Doctors Handwriting 101.
@sjmcc139 ай бұрын
Becauae the engines do not speak French?
@clothokaftan8 ай бұрын
@@sjmcc13 Aye, the medbay does. Now if ye dont want to learn to speak like eh scotsman, ye best get off my engine room.
@mitchk76559 ай бұрын
Ah humans, always finding new ways to make everyone think we are crazy.
@artyd429 ай бұрын
As soon as they think we've gotten to the limits of crazy someone has to have a beer held.
@verilyheld9 ай бұрын
Now now, we aren't crazy. We're simply differently sane.
@barelyasurvivor12579 ай бұрын
Shh, don't tell anyone the secret. We are.
@ToggBott9 ай бұрын
Its not to make them think that.... its to REMIND them that humans, as a species, are bat-shit crazy.
@kevincaruthers5412Ай бұрын
We are not actually crazy. But it is to our advantage to allow everyone to think we are.
@GenStallion9 ай бұрын
I imagine the human having a good laugh at that ending. Us being bad influences on our friends and all.
@Kualinar9 ай бұрын
Blink Drive. Now, we are here, now, we are there. Great for a surprise attack or operation. Then, add a little fight mano a mano against crews that never ever dreamed that they'd have to fight to defend their ship from some well trained boarding party.
@MidnightSmoke9 ай бұрын
the ending made me laugh. Thanks. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@robertalexander58929 ай бұрын
Same here. 😂
@TheRandyWanker6 ай бұрын
I have listened to several different narrators of this story. And You are The best!😍
@WingManFang19 ай бұрын
Dudes reaction at the end “can we get some of that shit?” Priceless 😂
@hat68859 ай бұрын
I love the fact that he gave the engineer a Scottish voice, makes me think of Scotty from the original Star Trek
@yomogami45619 ай бұрын
i enjoyed the story of a battle. we don't seem to get many of those but loved the asymmetrical warfare aspect humanity brought to the combined fleet thanks for the narration
@merlinathrawes7469 ай бұрын
In other words, much better to be friend than foe. And we will remember that you're likely to develop a contingency plan for us just in case.
@TrueFork9 ай бұрын
one wonders if the humans' famous reproductive compatibility is real or just based on an alien interpretation of rule -43- 34 (edit for dyslexic fingers)
@ColdNapalm429 ай бұрын
Rule 43 is a psychological weapon.
@HenshinFanatic9 ай бұрын
I don't think "the more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it" is what you intended. Perchance you misordered the digits? Say that it was intended to be the 34th rule of the internet?
@Nezumis9 ай бұрын
Last time I was this early, the universe was formed.
@prisoner62669 ай бұрын
...which has since made a lot of people very unhappy and has been widely regarded as a bad move. The universe being created I mean, you're alright.
@Nezumis8 ай бұрын
@prisoner6266 Aww. Thanks, man. Haha
@amodking9 ай бұрын
You never been so human when he asked that at the end lol hahah
@nathandc9 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Beard, and for the Narrator who makes our days better!!
@scott6449 ай бұрын
That last line.... well read!
@sebbes3339 ай бұрын
4:49 -ish. Interesting "power dynamic"(?) Humans & they work together with their strength, much like a classic Shield & Sword :D They have great shields, Humans have great weapons.
@spacedwarfbrewing23859 ай бұрын
I lost it. "Can we get some of that shit"
@darkestwilightt8 ай бұрын
It is nice to see these humans developed the poor man's version of Star Treks warp and still pull off the Picard Manuver.
@dalemorgan82639 ай бұрын
Space Engineers micro jump tactics be like
@vladh51929 ай бұрын
You see, it was November 7th, or 8th, depending on how you're counting... and someone decided to fuck around... well there was a party that was scheduled a few days away and that got cancelled on account of this. Well, the attendees of said party... or ball... are the kind of people that will help you find out MOST EXPEDITIOUSLY and personally why it is a bad idea to fuck around in the first place.
@Timothy_Smith9 ай бұрын
Continuing the meme that all engineers are Scottish :)
@natsuds10719 ай бұрын
A lot safer than a teleporter if you ask me, where they have to strip you to atoms before they can put you back together.
@clothokaftan8 ай бұрын
This is why my STO character has an extremely strong aversion for transporter technology as part of her bio, and has an unassuming necklace which is actually a gene-locked miniature iconian gateway on her person.
@robertstoneking79169 ай бұрын
Now we're corrupting the alien languages with our slang.
@ufoe200119 ай бұрын
for the rythm for the writer for the SQUIRREL
@mikegosselin23919 ай бұрын
Hadn't heard of the blink drive since I read Zack Hughes books in the 80's.
@TS-bj8my9 ай бұрын
A great story with excellent narration!
@proberts345 ай бұрын
Great closing line. 😂
@peterwalls-qf7ii9 ай бұрын
Last time i heard of such insanity, it was First Contact! I'm not pressuring, just asking . Will it return, like ever?
@clanwatkins9 ай бұрын
Loved it.
@RealArcalian9 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Don't blink. Blink, and you're dead!
@GuukanKitsune7 ай бұрын
Hahahaha. The engineer that named it definitely named it after Blink Dogs from D&D, and then came up with a non-nerd explanation so as not to have to explain. Because this is EXACTLY what Blink Dogs do, how they work, and what makes them so dangerous.
@TheJasonBorn9 ай бұрын
"Us too, please."
@vikingreflections28249 ай бұрын
I'm convinced aliens would love Human Gangsta Rap
@victortahlor40389 ай бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@DasHeino20109 ай бұрын
SPOILER: Imagine being in a star wars like batte and telling someone to get off your lawn IN PERSON like that!!! >_> Damn!
@levilandes17195 ай бұрын
Eight incasions in we're probably getting kind of annoyed, they better stop while they're ahead.
@klappstock9439 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@KroMagnum49 ай бұрын
Good one!
@rossdavies82509 ай бұрын
Good story... For the algorithm.
@jameswhite6999 ай бұрын
Smile
@SLEPhoto9 ай бұрын
That good shit
@michaelsndergaard29126 ай бұрын
love that ending. but would hope they said no to it.
@drakoloreseeker51129 ай бұрын
Don't give the filthy Xenos tech especially blink drives
@larrythompson86309 ай бұрын
Movement is an important part of battle. If you an get where they don’t expect you.
@paulqueripel34939 ай бұрын
What, even alien chief engineers are Scottish?🙂
@JosephKano9 ай бұрын
All chief engineers have Scottish accents. Regardless of whether they have limbs, tentacles, claws, psuedopods or what's its. It's tradition.
@greyman1k9 ай бұрын
😁👍👍👍👍👍
@ultramarinus24789 ай бұрын
I belive, that tacticaly savvier would be sue the blink drive as propulsion for "torpedoes".
@intetx9 ай бұрын
Why did they let the enemy fleet and commander go? That makes no sense at all. Sure I get letting all non essential personal go in a transport, but this seems not very smart. Prisoners of War and captured ships.
@jakemallory42399 ай бұрын
wait! you cursed! is that new or has shit always been in your repertoire?
@terris21869 ай бұрын
❤😂
@Shinobubu5 ай бұрын
So in this story we can have alien hotties?! hahaha
@MourningNihilist8 ай бұрын
Wampwamp.....
@venoltar9 ай бұрын
They just let their enemy leave with knowledge of the key strategy they used in all previous invasions... I hope these humans have something new up their sleeves since this one would be blindingly easy to counter and potentially even replicate.
@jesseamaya44139 ай бұрын
Agreed but it is nigh impossible to counter humans greatest strength, bat$hit crazy.
@russellperry99029 ай бұрын
army, our guy isnt at 100K subs yet!!!! What are you doing,? SHARE THI!S !
@j.vincentlee95789 ай бұрын
That was a great story! As an old sailor.. it brought back memories of when Naval Officers used to have balls…
@icarus7459 ай бұрын
Xenos want a hook up.
@TheJeikou9 ай бұрын
Comment
@lewismitchell53679 ай бұрын
Algorithm comment
@merlinwizard10009 ай бұрын
8th, 13 November 2023
@utoob73619 ай бұрын
was this written by a dog? a lot of barking
@tomaszkarwik63579 ай бұрын
*reads title* *recognises as a u/farmwhich4275's story * POOOOOG