Lyrics: I am the blue Mike Wazowski. Welcome to my rant video, there’s a lot of things I’m pissed off at. The beige Mr. Waternoose runs our stupid company. this guy said he’d kidnap a thousand children before he let the company die. how can we as a community allow this to happen? though we can not show our displeasement with that, Mr. Noose comes from a different time and does not have social media. However: My friend and roommate the green James B. Sullivan still works for him and everything... He really is “green” with it. Watch your back James subperge coming for ya, you support that clowned beige Waternoose... Or what I prefer to call him the “morally loose waternoose”, I say we put him back where he came from. I know that the teal Randol already made a video off this defending the Noose, but that’s because he just wants clout. Well he did more than that, he hooked me up to the machine trying to suck something out from my body when there’s nothing to suck out. Ther- the back of my mouth there’s nothing see? see? There’s nothing there. That’s why I chose the commentary community to imbed myself in... That’s the only thing I can do to have an impact. I may not scare with loud noises but I do scare with logic and facts. But you know, I can be scary... I bet I can scare you.... I bet I can make you run away, I bet just looking into my eye will give you nightmares. I circumcised myself with a carrot peeler.... And I mean I wish I did because there's nothing down there. Every shortcoming I have is against my control... God hates me, only me. Imagine having your arms and legs attached to your head, it’s miserable. And yet the morally loose Waternoose can kidnap children and everyone loves him. I wanna thank my only patron, the red Ros. She says she’s always watching Wazowski.... always watching. Please support me

ITS REAL, I can’t believe Pixar is making the blue mike wazoki real

Sometimes people can predict time itself

yo this dude is fucking canon now

This is now canon.

This is canon now.

As jontron once said... “I have *SEVERAL* questions”

Well.... Disney+ are getting their ideas from a strange place...

I am working on a new Starters episode and its been eating up my time aaaa So here... Have this weird filler video based off a strange dream I had last week twitter.com/Movieunleashers

I'm 5 seconds in and I'm already questioning every life choice have made up to this point

This is actually canon now

The blue Mike Wazowski is cannon now

Blue mike wazowski is now canon

hes canon now

Pog he is a real thing now

this aged well

Who's here after the Blue Mike Wazowski became canon? No, really. It happened.

Who came here after the reveal of Mike's arch nemesis?

disney: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

And now Blue Mike Wazowski is canon

There is now a Blue Mike Wazowski in an official product

How he predicted the future…

Blue Mike Wazowski is cannon now in the monsters Inc universe

I can't believe he's canon now

This is canon now to monsters inc His name is Gary Gibbs

I love how this became cannon XD

Pixar: what a good idea, brilliant

Oh, hi... Gary...

Blue Mike Wazowski is a real thing now

Blue Mike Wazowski is canon now!

How. How this became canon?

Well boys, we did it, Movieunleasher's mental sanity is no more

This aged well

Your animations have a very old-youtube-days feel to them which I love with every fiber of my being, but this kind of surreal confusing stuff... I also love with every fiber of my being. Good quality nightmare fuel. It's legitimately awesome and I love to see you trying different styles like this!

They said it couldn’t be done they called you a fool

I can’t beleve you prondicted it!!!!!

God dammit this dood is now canon

YOOOOOO HOLY FUCKING SHITTTT ITS CANON NOW

You fucking predicted the future dude

THEY MADE HIM CANON

they tried to warn us,,,,,, but we didn't listen.......

Blue mike wazowski real

My therapist: Don’t be scared. Blue mike wasowski isn’t real. Blue mike wasowski:

HE'S CANON NOW WTF

Now we have Blue Mike in M@W.

*Congratulations, you're a prophet.*

This is canon.

Wait so mike is now a blueberry? That’s epic

This is real now... Well the blue part

This is actually canon now lol

Cant believe this nigga predicted gary lol

I can't wait to see him in the new Monsters At Work series!

It's now canon

Holy shit I can't believe he is canon now.

Bruh he actually predicted it

we should make this a meme

Congrats on predicting the future.

Can't believe this is real now

Ahhh another blue creature Sooo relatable

*plot twist: mike wazowski is actually green, we are just colourblind*

The Blue Mike Wazowski is canon now

It's canon now

HES REAL

I was about to dismiss this video as crap. But then I noticed it was from this channel. I clicked. I have no regrets.

ITS CANON

The prophecy has come true

You're not gonna believe what's just become canon.

He is Canon in the lore.

"But I do scare with logic and facts" Sounds familiar... 🤔🤔🤔

I wanna thank my only patreon... She’s always watching 😂

You know why you are here

Gary

oh my fucking god

After a year of not watching I come back to this

We need chadtronic

this is great content I agree

CANON

Cannon

REAL.

holy shit

HOLY CRAP ITS REAL!

oh no

Well guess what it's Canon now sister's

Now it's real

bro predicted Gary Gibbs.

Oh god

Everything lies in they eye of blue mike wazaoski

How i missed starters loved the lavendertown ep

captions: *i am the blue might posses key*

This... is ART!

He’s real

Happy brithday Blue Mike Wazowski

This is why I subscribed to you.

The one year anniversary of the best video on the internet 🎉

um okay this will forever haunt me

Oh my god he’s real

It feels surreal that this shitpost oc is now canon

Well, I wont be sleeping tonight... love it.

I am watching this in the dark and it's low key nightmare fuel

Canon