The Dolphins scored a touchdown for each of Phillip Rivers' kids! How thoughtful of them :D

The Dolphins choosing mercy was actually more embarrassing for the Broncos. We all know they easily could have broken the scoring record.

I'm a Broncos fan, but when it looked like Miami had a chance of breaking the 72 point record I started cheering for the Dolphins, I wanted to see them break the record.

0:44 Tom went catatonic at that word 💀💀💀💀

You remember when Sean came in and the very first thing he did was shit all over the previous regime? Well, I don't know that there's anything you can possibly do collectively over the entire rest of the season that can erase the stench of giving up *SEVENTY POINTS* in a professional football game. At least Hackett's defense was trying last year... Broncos Country, the ride never stops.

As a hawks fan, it was funny at first. Now I feel like it's watching a house on fire with people inside. I feel dirty now. I hope Denver can rebuild fast because it's not funny anymore.

Update! The Dolphins scored 14 more points on the way to the locker room.

As a lifelong dolphins fan from Vegas, I'm hoping the season keeps going this way so my team can win their first superbowl in 51 years in my hometown.

Perna you deserve this after what you did to my lions the week before. 😅

Denver broke prena

I wish people will stop saying “rock bottom” or “it can’t get worse”, like 0-17 doesn’t exist. It can get a lot worse and the bottom is still way down there

20-70 So sorry perna

My buddy is a Bronco's fan, and when Miami scored in like 80 seconds he was like oh god here we go.

I’m glad our offense has improved, because I’d be afraid that our shutout at home streak would be in danger. Yes, it can get worse. Ugh😢

the broncos 2023 & 2024 seasons should come with a blooper real and satirical comedy commentary. Perna is the perfect script writer.

Wow, as soon as I saw the score yesterday I assumed Perna had already shit himself to death. Glad he is still alive! 😂

The Dolphins scored so much the WNBA is jealous.

You 2 are great.

It'll be even more embarrassing if the Broncos lose to the Bears this coming Sunday.

1: Sweet 16 2: Fail Mary 3: Scoregasm

The Dolphins had 14 drives. They scored 10 touchdowns. One of the 4 non scoring drives was a one play drive after a Broncos field goal right before halftime. They got the ball with 3 seconds left. Another one was a turnover on downs at the end of the game where they still could have scored. They had another turnover on downs on their own 34 yard after running 4 rushing plays. The Broncos got the ball on the Dolphins 34 and had to PUNT after 3 plays. They had a 3 and out when they brought the backups in. That’s wildly efficient football.

I hope for the rest of his career in Football and the media Sean Payton has what he said about Nathaniel Hacket played back to him on a loop.

It wasn't just the Dolphins backup QB, Brooks was in (first time he ever played in an NFL game), Chosen played a lot but he is a PS player and was only up because Waddle was out and EZ was a healthy scratch and Cracraft was injured in game, 4 of the 5 offensive linemen were backups, and Jullian Hill was getting way more snaps than normal as well. It was a preseason line up plus Austin Jackson for that long play. And sure, the defense had sold out to stop the run (on a 3rd and 10 for some reason) but the Broncos best player was torched by a PS receiver. And I am fine with not kicking the FG at the end but I don't like downing the ball either...run it there. If the defense lays down again, they set the record not the offense.

After the first touchdown by Hill, Installed looking forward to these videos. 😅

"I think the suck has peaked..." * Looks at the schedule No don't worry, there's still more bottom you can hit. Imagine if the Bears hang 40 on Denver.. Yea that won't pour salt in the wound.

Not really surprised (the score yes, but not the performance): I thought going into this year the only above average players were Simmons and Surtain. Losing DJones didn't help. There were a lot of folks expecting the defense to be good because it always has been.

Getting divorced from a team that has you trapped in an abusive relationship can be healthy. I divorced the Chicago Bulls in 2017 after more than 30 years of fandom, no regrets, never looking back, let's go Heat.

We did put in our backups not only our backup qb that’s why brooks was out there (Achane) wasn’t even the starter by the way I already know what you guys are going to say

You know, Brandon is crying like a child getting a booster shot and Tom is acting like a parent saying it'll be over soon. It's kind of funny but nice at the same time showing their friendship.

It's not even the 70 against the Dolphins. In the final 32 minutes of the Redskins game, the Redskins put up 32. So Vance Joseph's defense has allowed 102 points in their last 92 minutes of football. HE MUST GO! If they can get the guy they had last year when the Broncos kept holding teams to about 15 points and losing 15-13 or 12-10, and combine that with Sean Payton's offense that is now actually producing 23 points per game, the broncos would win a bunch of games.

Jets v Broncos coming up... the movable object vs stoppable force

Sean Payton should have stayed at fox

"Who gets fired because of this?" That reminds me of Steve Dangle in the Nashville 9-2 LFR screaming that "Someone who is on the Toronto Maple Leafs should NOT be tomorrow!"

Even as a chiefs fan I felt bad

I know what could make this worse...... Broncos vs Bears 0 - 0.

Kinda weird...remember that stream when you called on "Satan" to help your team win..... Its really been down hill since THAT game. Hmmm...What a coincidence.

"But everybody’s got a little stink on their hands, it’s not just Russell. It was a (poor) offensive line. It might have been one of the worst coaching jobs in the history of the NFL. That’s how bad it was." -Sean Payton

Russell Wilson has changed the Donkey's moniker from "Let's Ride," in 2022, to "Got Rode" in 2023! 😂🤣😂🤣Russ's checks clear the bank either way...

This is what happened when you kept thinking about injury to players.

Per a gonna be a Chiefs fan soon.

and YOU get a touchdown, and YOU get a touch down and EVERYBODY GETS A TOUCHDOWN!

tbh, this was on the players, there's only so much a coach can do, if the players aren't making the plays that's not on the coach

In 1950, the Rams defeated the Colts, 70-27. The next week they defeated the Lions, 65-24.

Thank god you got Frank Clark now.

As a 9er fan, I apologize for giving Miami all those picks.

The Broncos are being transferred to the Colorado Junior College League!

Last year it was the Vikings, this year it's the dolphins.

Watching this after the Jets game. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Shawn Payton isnt a quarterback whisperer, Drew Brees was a good quarterback to begin with.

If I’m Sean Peyton, I’m just telling the GM and owner that I’m shutting everyone down for the rest of the year to be first in line for Caleb Williams and we’re cutting Russell Wilson this offseason.

The Broncos just should have gone out and sat on the field for the last two downs, allowing the Dolphins to score.

It’s kinda crazy how hard perna carries this show. Grossi is a charisma blackhole

THAT DOLPHINS COUNTRY, LETS DIVE 🐬🐬 COMMENT THO LMAO

Brandon... take solace in the fact that your pain equates to fantastic comedy

1:40 he's gonna be so mad he has to do a third one in a row lol

Go get Wade Phillips for broncos defensive coach

You just KNOW Perna boutta rank the Dolphins at number one in his power rankings to try and curse them out of retribution. If that happens, and Miami ends up being the team to break the Perna Curse, I will lose my shit laughing.

Big picks like mcdaniels And I don’t ever wanna see the dolphins lose

There's now an * on the scoring record.

Can't someone upload the scene from Simpsons that features the Broncos?

0:20 C’mon, Brandon. There’s no crying in football!

Got room for you in the kingdom buddy.

Ps at least the offense showed up and wait they scored more than 16 points ITS PROGRESS the defense yeah naw that needs a hard reset

Well, at least Enver didn't lose an NFL championship game (it was long enough ago we didn't yet have "Super Bowls") 73-0...

Buffalo going into Sunday thinking they're playing last years Dolphins are in for a massive surprise ,

Sean Peyton strikes me as someone who will accept his share of blame for giving up 70 points and with that I just don't see him firing one person for what was a loss everyone is responsible for.

Maybe if they fire VJ they could just hire him back in like a few years and expect him to be a better coach.

Brandon perna knows how the lions the saints (during the aints years of football yikes 😬) the browns and other sports fanbases

Why couldn't have Miami missed the last extra point to leave the score at 69? Would have been....nice!

I feel for ya Brandon. My Giants...uhh, I mean Dwarves may be re-donning their disguise as "competent contenders," but I can shake off that 40-0 prime-time season/home-opening stinker of theirs. Your ring-wearing QB and HC should definitely be at least middle of the pack by now... Even Pete Carroll never expected "DangeRuss" to match a 70-point curb-stomp by the Seahawks' opponents. We rightfully shat on Hackett for his epic fail of a coaching decision at the end of Week 1 last season; it's Payton's turn to feel the heat for this defensive no-show. He may not have been given a $245M contract, but his rep as a coach alone should've prevented an L of this magnitude.

The Dolphins just scored two more touchdowns. Don't tell Perna.

At least you can retire the "New Worst Game" Series....No Game Will Ever Be Worse Then That One

The Dolphins scoring 70 on the Broncos is the best thing that could've happened to Perna.

It finally paid off to be a Dolphins fan. Been a fan since I was 3 and I've never been so happy to rape a team

I have a bad feeling that maybe Denver gives up 80 next week.

It's Wednesday and the Dolphins are still scoring.

And yet, Vance Joseph STILL has a job!

But it can get worse. The Broncos have two games in October against the Chiefs.

Bears going to put up 73 this weekend

good news is I think this really has to be the bottom for the Broncos. I'm pretty sure it's mathematically impossible for the Broncos to have a worse game then this going forward.

Broncos County. Let's Cry....

Oprah says to the Dolphins “ Everybody gets a touchdown!”

Messed up Sean Payton didnt say anything about professionalism during the game

what Brandon gets for cursing the Lions!

You should fire vance joseph. You fired him before, your defesnse was the strong point last year. Us dolphins fans were happy when he was booted.

As a Packer fan, I want so bad for the Bears to get absolutely spanked by Denver. I would laugh for a week straight.

Seahawks being competitive: Yes please! Broncos & Russ losing: priceless Ever since the trade, I don't care so much if the Hawks win. I just want the Broncos to lose. So far, I'm riding high. Last year was great. This year is shaping up nicely too.

...No refunds.

Offense sucks too 13 points. Kick return is special team points.

I would legit fire everybody. This was disgraceful.

It's time for yall to let Elway go as well

So obvious this was a reaction of the D against Sean Payton... yet nobody states the obvious.

How does Sean Payton run his ship???? He takes out contracts on people dude. Or have you forgot what he did in New Orleans?????

Broncos will win the Crapbowl next week at 1pm over my Bears...

How bout them Broncos 😂

No takebacks.

Whoa, that wilson curse is in full bloom…… Maybe trade russ for deshawn?

You can’t give up nothing That was took from you at the Miami Dolphins took the 70 points they didn’t give him nothing they played a good game they just lost

Its like a defensive team was made up from a local high school.

There were multiple non-calls that should’ve gone against the Ravens too all throughout that game… you absolutely cannot try boiling that down to Ravens lost because of the refs because not accurate. Colts could very well already put the game away before that non-call PI play, so it’s completely unfair to keep acting that single play was the deciding factor and Ravens only lost because of the refs. It’s incredibly annoying how many people I’ve seen you keep mentioning penalties as to why the Ravens lost. How about actually watching the game first before you act like you know what happened…