"This prop cost about 5,000 dollars to make" somebody got paid to make themselves a secret bong for this movie.

To be honest I don’t even care about the movies ending, I just like sitting here listen to your opinions on classics and talk about their flaws and their plot

I like how the Japan experiment is just a bunch of little schoolgirls beating the game.

“Me? Virgin?” “We work with what we have” Always makes me giggle but on a more serious note, wouldn’t offering a non-virgin anger the Ancient Ones?

I was so happy when they let the pothead be more than just a joke.

Wow, Chris Hemsworth was involved with Ragnarok twice.

"Are you seriously watching pron all by yourself?" "No i'm with the science team!" 11:04

I wish there was another version of the movie where we didn’t see anything about the facility and it just starts off as a typical horror movie but then the big twist is that everything was being controlled by the facility. I loved how it was executed but it would be cool to see the twist not shown. Edit- I think some people are missing the point of this comment, idgaf if the movie is perfect how it is, I WANT to see a version of the movie that doesn’t show the stuff going on behind the scenes until the end. Don’t care if that would make the movie worse or better because that isn’t the point. I’m not asking for the existence of the original version to become extinct, I just want two versions. Tbh I’d like for this movie to have multiple different versions, showing how different the night could have ended for the characters. Even if that means that the whole meaning of the film is ripped away just for my pleasure of watching it from a different perspective. I’ve seen the original. I want more content. Therefore I want multiple different versions of a movie I’ve seen many times already. Same goes for any other movie I feel passionate about.

This screams of R rated Scooby Doo, expecially shaggy,

I know the ending isn't confusing, I just love to hear you narrate and analyse my favourite movies, especially this one !

20:44 While we nowadays imagine unicorns as all sunshine and rainbows, in the old times they were imagined to be extremely fierce and wild creatures. A virgin's presence would calm them down, but they'd run away from or stab anyone else in their way.

Nothing could prepare for when the Unicorn wrecked that guy towards the end of the movie.

He didn't punch her, he straight up clotheslined her.

I am tripping I could have sworn he did this already

"Despite trying to fend him off with his mug bong" had to be the hardest line of the whole script

I personally love movies with "ancient gods that are real and really REALLY *REALLY* scary", like lovecraftian stories. It gives a "there's something else out there, something old and forgotten, yet powerful and dangerous" feeling.

A little trivia I love about this movie: it was originally supposed to have a tie in to Left for Dead, but it was scrapped due to stigmas about video game movies I think. You can see the remnants of it in the zoomed out scene with all the boxes, where you can see the Boomer, Witch, and Tank for a few frames

I remember a gif of the elevator scene when the tactical team gets wrecked. It said "when FPS gamers play Dark Souls for the first time"

Kiki: *mad* Kiki: turn to frog Kiki: this is fine

There is a fan theory I read that claims Joss Whedon’s universes are all connected. And it’s cool. So Buffy is slaying vampires and Rossum Corp is running their Dollhouse and then Cabin in the Woods’ ending is what triggers the apocalypse to send whatever is left of humanity into space, eventually causing the world of Firefly to happen. And River Tam is a vampire slayer of the future that The Alliance kidnapped in order to try and control a Slayer of their own.

I found it kinda funny that Marty sounds like "martyr". Like he was meant to be sacrificed. I wonder if that was on purpose. 🤔

Most of the times we don't really need the ending explained, we just want you to break down the whole thing. Haha!

.....oH ARE WE, THE AUDIENCE, SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT THE ANCIENT ONES? And the end of their world would be us turning off the movie? 🤔

The film seems to reference the cube with having all those monsters locked up in a box it was very well done

It’s also the facility’s fault. If they had done a little more research into the kids before killing them then they could have chosen rolls that fit the kids better and Marty probably wouldn’t have been the wiser.

"If you kill 4 teenagers, it is a tragedy. If you kill 7 billion people, its a statistic" ~ Joseph Stalin

20:50 Unicorns (in some cultures) were cold war horses to begin with! Sadly media has turned in the "purity beings" that they are today and I hate that!

Seeing all those monster comes out at once in the faculty was dope

Cabin in the woods is basically the SCP foundation *CHANGE MY MIND*

Plot twist this is the very beginning of how Attack on Titan started

The fact that the whole movie is scary and everything. But they add "lighthearted" stuff. The betting pool, the almost-sex scene. That's pretty fun

I love cabin in the woods. To me, it kinda explains every horror movie. There’s always a group. Something goes wrong. Only 1 or 2 person tends to make it out alive.

This was the First horror movie that made me go wtf.....in a good way

James is gonna have an easy day if everyone on earth is going to die.

I’m just wondering why the “ancient ones” want to destroy an entire world where no one would be left to worship them...

My absolute all time favorite dialogue of any movie ever: "Puppeteers." "Puppeteers?" "Poptarts? Did you say you have poptarts?"

Indie horror film "The Final Girls" deserves a look. A girl and her friends, trapped in a theater fire, wind up transported into the cheesy 80s horror movie the theater was showing. One of the characters in the movie was played by the protagonist's now deceased mother, and she's determined to keep her mother's character from meeting her original film death.

Damn, so this is why Dead Meat will never do a Kill count on this lol

I kinda thought once, that the Cabin in the Woods is like a "SAW-like battle royale/escape room/death game" genre horror movie, because they come into a cabin they shouldn't have come into, and then they're being imprisoned in a huge hidden facility, being forced to survive some monster encounters, and being watched by some mysterious government employees, who are afraid of the "Gods".

something i loved about this movie is the people didn't play the hero and sacrifice themselves like most horror movies do. they just said "fuck it, let's get high and watch the world die" and i think that was poetic. how we truly can't fight our instinct to survive for the most part, even at the expense of others.

belco experiment: we have the HIGHEST kill count ever Cabin in the woods: hold my beer

You know someone went home with that Coffee Mug Bong...

The facility members: ok we have a lot of monster lets make them kill humans SCP Foundation: * Contains all monsters in 5 seconds*

That was such a great explanation. I’m a horror movie buff and this was absolutely one of my favorites. But I never realized the gods were the audience. That right there was genius. Teens in horror movies do typically always have their set characters and we just go along for the ride to see exactly how the expected outcomes play out. And while I’m not usually a fan of horror comedy, I really enjoyed how this movie played out beginning to end. This was definitely the explanation I didn’t even know I needed.

Marty is the best character in this movie. I remember watching just thinking that this guy should be the main character. I love this movie.

The stoner 'conspiracy theorist' in movies always ends up being pretty correct. hmmm movies telling us something.

These breakdowns are next level! NEED MORE!

9:09 Look to the right, that word in red. Am I tripping tf out?!? 😂😂😂😂😂

Man it's so ironic, that he died to the one creature he wanted to unleash on the teens.

This movie is what I'd imagine a scp movie would be something like but with less dbois

Dude you are awesome! I love watching your content. I’m hooked👍👍

You are such an amazing narrator. I just love listening to you speak. Fantastic.👍👍👍

Shoutout to the half-legible "Molesting Tree" on the betting board, wish we coulda seen the horrors of that

I like how at the start they are just pawns to this game. Remember: If you underestimate the pawn, you already lost the game.

I came across your channel 2 days ago and I've been bingeing ever since. Yes, I'm already hooked. Lol I anxiously look forward to you doing "Mother" and "Diabolical".

The way that you explain movies is magical..

The moral of the story; smoke weed everyday

Moral of the story: weed is the best drug to do

Actually, this movie reminded me of the old movie Thirteen Ghosts

I love this movie so much. I was 16 or 17 when it came out, watched it with friends at home and we were all amazed. Glad the stoner was the wise one, and omg all of the monsters! The epic elevator purge scene. One of the coolest scary movies ever.

I'd be interested in seeing what that facility does the rest of the year.

Why didn’t the monsters fight each other when they were released?

7:20 the way you said "Time to get the party started" killed me for some reason lol

I think it's good that movies like this weren't released in previous years, after all many advancements in how movies are even made are always being made, so if these movies were released earlier, we may have gotten something with much lower quality

When I saw it in the theater, I kept on thinking 'Why does Thor look so young?' Only to find out later the movie was on the shelf for years before being released. Josh Whedon knows how to make a great show.

That end scene with the monsters escaping has got to be one of my favorite scenes in any movie full stop. Also I know this came out way first, but did anyone else notice a huge Dead by Daylight similarity with the ancient gods sending creatures to slay humans?

Hmm, the "Ancient Ones" is symbolic of the audience, huh? In that case, what say us, fellow Ancient Ones?

So glad its 1 of your favs coz its literally in my top 5 of all time!

I re-watched the elevator purge scene so many times, there's so much to see in those five seconds. Glad to hear you loved this one too!

I remeber I saw a video from a guy who said that they got their roles confused with the kids that Dana was actully the Fool and Marty was the Virgin which is probable.

I love the way this guy speaks! It's a continuous stream of information

You guys are aware that the ancient ones are supposed to be horror fans. Like when Marty gets pulled of screen, the ancient ones are rumbling because they (the audience) did not see Marty get killed which is a trope in horror that any character you don’t see die off can be considered still alive or have the ability to come back later. You see this a great deal in slasher movies at the time the movie was made.

Video:ending explained When you watch the video:basically the whole movie

Cabin In the Woods is one of my favourite horror films of all time. It has a nice balance of comedy, gore, and suspense that I really like. And they didn’t make a shitty sequel to go with it

There's a scene in this movie when they were driving to the cave, it looked so animated I had to pause the movie.

Theory: The escape of the monsters was yet another thing orchestrated by the foundation. It was created to operate as a backup plan in the case that the kids found a way out of the simulation. In the end, both the fool and the virgin still ended up dead due to the actions of the foundation, and at the ritual site nonetheless.

I've always wanted to see movie versions of the other rituals, like I think the Japan one might be interesting lol

One of those underrated movies that never quite popped but still one of my favorites.

good content man keep it up

Ur the best person for movie endings good work may god bless ur work

"Why would they even want to have the ability to do that?" Haha my exact thought! It makes no sense they would make that possible and so easy to access.

"This movie has the highest body count, ever!" Thanos: "Hang on a sec. Let me put this glove on..."

I just rewatched this movie today. Love it.

I love how one of the guys’ name is Truman 😂 I missed that one years ago

I love watching your ending explaines because you dont just skip to the ending you review the movie and narrate what's happening in the movie giving a better understanding

Even the twins from the shining are there in the lock cages

I actually love this movie the first time I came across it & watch. SciFi, Fantasy, Horror & Dark Humour are my fave movie genres, & this movie had them all packed in one. I just want it to have a sequel, if not a post-credit Easter Egg of the aftermath. Earth becoming a charred rock while the Ancient One trampled around until it's satisfied & rested on its fiery butt?

I'm honestly binge watching ending explain while doing my homework.

Biologically, the unicorn horn has the perfect placement to stab an intruder when the horse charges.

7:20 “In the cabin, it’s time to get the porty storted!!!”

I just seen this on syfy channel,but only caught it the last 30 mins so I came here to see what it was about,I love these videos,I think I watched every one now except a couple I seen the whole movie,many times after watching these I go watch or rent the movie to watch, 😆💛

This the first ending explained movies I have actually watched! Everything else I watch thru your channel. Lol

It’s many reasons why I love this movie and one of them is that it’s most likely to be the closest thing we get to a true SCP movie.

Kill count The cabin in the woods: ERROR to many deaths

I love him because I get a different outlook on the movie and I have a new appreciation for even the movies that I don't like, and also I don't have to watch the movie because he explains every single detail in such a short time! He turns 3 hours into 28 minutes👍 yeah I'm impressed🤣❣

Me watching the Ancient Ones rising: Well, we had a good run.

Can you do "Hallow Man" and "Sleepy hallow the headless horse man" Love those movies and even thou I understand the ending and all I love your videos and how you explain them

Wanna know especially why they failed? They mixed up who had the role of "Virgin" and "Fool."

Another great explanation! I may be pulling this out of the air, but I think I remember reading that in mythology Unicorns can only be caught by people with a pure heart, if anyone else tries to catch them they instantly kill them which is why the Unicorn goes on a killing spree in the facility.

The introduction scene for Marty is my favorite character intro scene in any movie ever created. 😂