The Catherine Tate Show: Derek - Christmas Panto FULL SCENE

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Derek becomes extremely offended to be told he's playing the Christmas fairy at the Christmas pantomime and it has nothing to do with him being gay...

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@SDEE2009 8 жыл бұрын

Who Dear? You dear, Gay dear? YES DEAR I CAN WELL BELIEVE IT!

@alexandergrosvenor7078 2 жыл бұрын

RIP Una. An utter legend. What casting by Catherine. Mesmerising

@mjc5509 2 жыл бұрын

Last time I saw UNA was at a showing of the movie JUDY at CURZON MAYFAIR. We had a nice long chat about the old days .Her sight was failing and she couldn't see to paint anymore ..These DEREK sketches are a great anti depressant this CHRISTMAS PANTO is my favourite..

@sgmlol 10 жыл бұрын

"Who invited you to the party dear?"

@MegaStig25 4 жыл бұрын

Used it so many times and has managed to stop quite a few aggressive situations when they realise this sketch is being quoted.

@nicolarowe1965 2 жыл бұрын

"Parking his bike up the dirt track!" Love it

@russphair3319 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely Brilliant could watch this time and time again and still laugh until it hurts.🤣🤣🤣

@k.j.g.9601 4 жыл бұрын

As a "Yank" who lived in the UK for a couple of years one of the things I miss most is these brilliant sketch shows. Catherine Tate, Steven Coogan and little Britain are some of the funniest, irreverent and hysterical shows I have ever seen. Catherine Tate is a true genius

@PNH63 2 жыл бұрын

@Get `em! Get `em! a tip for you , don’t watch if it offends it is comedy from a era before PC brigade and it is not meant to be taken personally. You always have complete control with the off button.

@miaava2456 2 жыл бұрын

@Get `em! Get `em! aw…have a cry 😢

@salvagemonster3612 2 жыл бұрын

As a Yank living in America I don’t care

@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ Жыл бұрын

@@salvagemonster3612 as an Englishman living in England I think you're a bellend.

@nathanb5923 Жыл бұрын

Who cares about what you are.

@Alun49 2 жыл бұрын

Una Stubbs. A true pro who has been in front of the camera for decades. Sad she has gone!

@paintedbird 14 жыл бұрын

Parking his bike up the dirt track, LMFAO!!!!!

@kerrywhiteley9844 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@anonnymous4684 Жыл бұрын

0:22 'Step kick, step kick, hands, hands, hands, pose!' 🤣 🤣 🤣

@HotpointWD420G 2 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace you adorable lovely lady Una Stubbs. So sad to hear you have left us and sending you my deepest condolences and sympathy. Miss you so much Una ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Xxxxxxxxcx

@fleshgordon6190 2 жыл бұрын

Who's that?

@Menexpert 2 жыл бұрын

@@fleshgordon6190 The lady leading, Una was an actress since the 50s

@fleshgordon6190 2 жыл бұрын

@@Menexpert thanks, ive just clicked who she is

@SolangeLOLable 2 жыл бұрын

Awww I loved her sweet smile

@fido652 2 жыл бұрын

Una..truly the one and only .

@georgelake8242 9 жыл бұрын

you couldn't direct piss into a bucket

@liamwhitcombe1237 5 жыл бұрын

George Lake Neither could a woman without standing directly over it, or opening her legs. So that fucks up the feminist theory that a woman can do anything a man can do

@sexobscura 5 жыл бұрын

@@liamwhitcombe1237 *"Women Can Do Anything"*

@Micho55 5 жыл бұрын

@@liamwhitcombe1237 calm down incel

@mattdavies7398 4 жыл бұрын

@@liamwhitcombe1237 What on earth are you insinuating?

@Martindyna 4 жыл бұрын

@@liamwhitcombe1237 Not seen The Full Monty then? There is a scene where some ladies go in the Gents and piss up against the Urinals 😁😁

@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ 3 жыл бұрын

The hands on hips with the "And to think!" still cracks me up as much as it did when I first saw it. 🤣

@Dragon-Slay3r 9 ай бұрын

👺⬆️😂

@smcco27 11 жыл бұрын

I've bent over BACKWARDS for you lot!

@stephendines1936 3 жыл бұрын

Leonard Mincing. What a name 🤣

@andyrob3259 2 жыл бұрын

‘I think you’ll find i take a rather large part’ Hilarious.

@gregod806 5 жыл бұрын

Leonard Mincing LOL

@MegaStig25 4 жыл бұрын

If you think he's playing Baron Hardon you've got another think coming.

@ThomasHarding1990 4 жыл бұрын

"Who dear? You dear? Gay dear? You dear? YES DEAR" LOL.

@eddpower5425 2 жыл бұрын

"Excuse me Ursula". I always laugh at the way he confronts her 😂😂.

@MegaStig25 Жыл бұрын

The pronunciation as well

@FJB_USA_1ST Жыл бұрын

I thought she said "excuse me uh Stella" but Ursula is just so funny bruh 😂

@strikeleather6503 Жыл бұрын

Utterly brilliant!!

@deelara123 9 жыл бұрын

Parking his bike up the dirt track! Lolzzz soo funny 😁

@sarahyoung5348 8 жыл бұрын

If that man was any further in the closet he'd've found Narnia by now. XD Love Catherine Tate.

@jsmithmultimediatech 5 жыл бұрын

Found Narnia fuck that did make me laugh pmsl nice one!

@jsmithmultimediatech 5 жыл бұрын

Together with him playing the fairy and you saying that, you're the one who killed me , thanks for finishing me off xD!

@Lord_Skeptic 5 жыл бұрын

So far in the closet he is meeting aslan

@Lord_Skeptic 5 жыл бұрын

Those are off two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

@user-jx8nr9bz6u 4 жыл бұрын

@@Lord_Skeptic good one lad!

@Sawrattan 5 жыл бұрын

The worst thing Catherine Tate ever did was not doing more of this show.

@roryboytube Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be allowed now. The woke would have been offended about 100 times in that sketch alone. Im surprised they haven't cancelled her 😭

@FrankNFurter1000 6 ай бұрын

@@roryboytubeoh don’t talk shit

@martm216 5 жыл бұрын

So many brilliant lines packed into those few minutes.

@sean4090 5 жыл бұрын

Director don’t make me laugh you couldn’t direct piss into a bucket dear lmao😂

@anythingbootneck 8 жыл бұрын

Her best and funniest character,....hilarious!!!

@toneybucket2051 2 жыл бұрын

And again when she/he says "YOU COULDN'T DIRECT PISS IN A BUCKET " pure GENIUS from the scipt writers ...really GOOD

@johnsullivan2652 Жыл бұрын

It's the best line in the sketch.

@3622Dave Жыл бұрын

Madge in Benidorm used the same line several years later and funnily enough both shows had Derren Litten as script writer! I guess that's also why Gavin appears in both shows.

@obi-wankedogi Жыл бұрын

Is 'how very dare you' an actual phrase people in the UK use? I'm American but my son and I play around and say it to each other. lol

@stevebaker6149 Жыл бұрын

@@obi-wankedogi It is now!

@obi-wankedogi Жыл бұрын

@@stevebaker6149 🤣👍

@TimelordUK 3 жыл бұрын

The FABULOUS Una Stubbs!!! Still fantastic in this. She has real quality

@johnhuggins1394 6 жыл бұрын

The bit where he says,"just because a man likes a bit of Shirley Bassy,and shaves his eyebrows"is really funny.Probably the best Derek Faye sketch. t

@MegaStig25 2 жыл бұрын

My favourite is the one in Spain - "I take you to a good bar. Homolulu is called - good bar for men like you. Pretty boys in shorts"

@garyloughran9758 Жыл бұрын

@@MegaStig25 - “receiver of swollen goods”!!! 😂😂😂

@dannydorko7075 3 жыл бұрын

even catherine tates facial expressions alone are hilarious

@brianrodney712 4 жыл бұрын

A word or two of praise for the make-up artists..

@markt1387 2 жыл бұрын

Very good. Rip Una Stubbs x.

@LambenTwit 6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious! One to watch with a box of tissues wiping away tears of laughter!

@elizabethjarram 6 жыл бұрын

Derek and Garvin's conversation during the video is hilarious. LOL! "Look dear, you may like to hang your dingdong in front of others but we don't need it shoved down our throats!"

@danielcox3152 3 жыл бұрын

#JohnBarrowman lol

@ronhamelin 6 ай бұрын

She actually says "wave your dingdong in public toilets..." 😂

@patrickhows1482 2 жыл бұрын

Derek obviously expected to be cast as Prince Charming as can be seen from his expression when Gavin gets the part. Also note the Freudian slip when he refers to Leonard's role as that of Baron Hard-on.

@roryboytube Жыл бұрын

My mother and I've been coming here for 25 years and I've never been so insulted. I find you impertinent. Come on Leonard, we're orff !

@andrewsmith4242 4 жыл бұрын

Catherine Tate is absolutely brilliant.

@Martindyna 8 жыл бұрын

Groundbreaking talent & great attention to detail.

@nicedog1 9 ай бұрын

I like Derek’s face when he hears he is the Christmas Fairy.

@andycarter1979ac 13 жыл бұрын

I watch this clip all the time, and Ia am still creased over laughing it, she is amazing.

@reinhard0069 2 жыл бұрын

RIP Una Stubbs.

@sapphireoginni5090 7 жыл бұрын

who invited you to the party dear........ LMFAO

@jsmithmultimediatech 5 жыл бұрын

I think its because some could find it offensive (its the expression cathrine tate makes that have me in stitches partly lol) that is what makes it so funny lol, like the other commenter who said about if he was any further in the closet he'd be finding narnia killed me! I mean talk about nearly dying from laughing so hard pmsl!

@martm216 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, I've now used that line myself quite a few times, since I saw it on here.

@DistantCousin 5 жыл бұрын

So camp! LOVE it

@fabulousmyriad267 7 жыл бұрын

Later that evening, Mrs Hudson met Sherlock Holmes new room mate and asked if they would need two bedrooms...

@paulcafferkey865 2 жыл бұрын

Just and amazing actor

@stikndip 3 жыл бұрын

Una Stubbs: quality as ever :oDD

@rneumeye Жыл бұрын

He left out a... "20 years mother and I have been supporting this theater... And you come out with this?!?" 😅 Derek and his mother always support things for 20 years before he ends up "never being so insulted in all my life!" by the person or organization. 😅

@JT-bs1kw 3 жыл бұрын

I love the way he is shocked everyone thinks he is gay. and the way he doesn't get the world revolves around him !!! ....familiar..

@Chompy0091 13 жыл бұрын

excuse me URRsullaa...

@teeth6556 6 жыл бұрын

ShinyZubatLG I think it's "uhh Stella"

@k4t5 12 жыл бұрын

Catherine you are a legend

@lonelyqueen86 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for uploading this! We don't get Christmas specials in the US so they are hard to find. Catherine Tate is one of the funniest people!

@amandarose2991 5 жыл бұрын

I absolutely lourrve Derek!😄

@fadikhoory5350 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he was Lauren's teacher in the sketch when she asks if the teacher's gay!

@michaelkeates1954 11 жыл бұрын

and to think i've bent over backwards for you lot

@johnthorne3475 7 жыл бұрын

Michael Keates lol what on Earth are you Insinuating 😁😁

@Leo-xq9mt 4 жыл бұрын

@Flibbertigibbet6 good catch 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

@michaelkeates1954 11 жыл бұрын

i usually take quite a large part if you follow my meaning haha

@jsmithmultimediatech 3 жыл бұрын

His face when hes told hes the fairy pmsl

@martinpugchin630 5 жыл бұрын

Besmerched! Such a good word! And those sharp bird like movements with the top front teeth protruding! You dear gay dear yes dear I can quite believe it

@StevenCasey-ft4hn 5 ай бұрын

Director? You couldn't direct piss into a bucket, dear. Thats a line I wish I thought of at one of the directors of where I once worked.

@nathanjordan7472 4 жыл бұрын

Why don’t we have comedy like this anymore! 😫

@irishravr632 3 жыл бұрын

To frightened of offending the lefty snowflake brigade.

@kaysmith8992 2 жыл бұрын

I cannot believe how utter shite comedy has become the last few years.

@fingerscrossed2453 2 жыл бұрын

Snowflakes

@paschallehany369 2 жыл бұрын

@@irishravr632 Don't be silly. No one would care.

@jaimecoutanche5977 Жыл бұрын

Woke means no joke

@zahidzarin8557 4 жыл бұрын

Proper ROFL....wonderful acting and the gags are just relentless....

@sophieshaw1530 7 жыл бұрын

Beg pardon😂😂 how very dare you 😐

@johnthorne2271 7 жыл бұрын

how very dare you lol ,,

@nickwalter9630 2 жыл бұрын

Rip Una.

@davidbaber5445 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely amazingly adorable .....

@nathannelson8713 2 жыл бұрын

How very dare you!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@terrylick5908 5 жыл бұрын

come on lenard we're off.😂😂😂😂👍

@vanessaeden8174 2 жыл бұрын

My favourite character

@icdas7158 4 жыл бұрын

Oh one of my fav sketches

@angelamartin5003 2 жыл бұрын

Fabulous sketch.

@BenGraham496 12 жыл бұрын

Come on Leonard Were Off! How Very Dare You!

@markperez4980 4 жыл бұрын

IIIII BEG YOUUUURRR PARDON?! 😂

@skudlugs 4 жыл бұрын

Great comedy, laughed so much.

@xr6lad 5 ай бұрын

‘ you will find I take a large part’. Lol.

@handsoffmycactus2958 2 жыл бұрын

Who dear? You dear? Gay dear? Yes dear I can well believe it 😂😂😂😂

@mikehudson8884 6 жыл бұрын

Derek and Nan the best characters...

@abihall3218 6 жыл бұрын

Mike Hudson ikr

@alexjones1985 6 жыл бұрын

Mike Hudson what if they met up in a sketch. Nan "Ohh, you probably know my grandson Jamie and 'is 'friend' Tom, don't ya!" Derek " I beg your pardon? What on earth are you insinuating?!" Nan "Oh, take a f...in' chill pill. Ahahahaha!"

@boonestead4812 21 күн бұрын

i like how Leonard never talks.just takes his leave with Derek.

@BOLLOCKS1968 7 ай бұрын

One of the only times she didn't say ... 25 years my Mother and I have been coming here and you come out with this! I find you impertinent, how very, very dare you 😂😂😂

@toneybucket2051 2 жыл бұрын

LUV this as a gay man myself but not as flambouant as "she" was a really funny piss take on "sensitive" camp being outrageous loved it !!!!!!!

@theasdaprice 13 жыл бұрын

Baron Hardon lol!

@rafigamma07 2 жыл бұрын

Rip Una Stubbs

@MegaStig25 2 жыл бұрын

Who dear, you dear gay dear yes dear I can well believe it

@Monbloid1963 6 жыл бұрын

Uncle Derek is the best! So funny!

@Misterpopkiller 12 жыл бұрын

who dear, you dear, gay dear, YES dear XD

@incredibleisobel6267 6 жыл бұрын

LOL:) BEST DEREK SKIT YET

@nikashby6363 22 күн бұрын

My favourite character ...... Catherine, MORE DERECK PLZ 🙏🏿 😅😅😅😅

@c2wak 5 ай бұрын

"I usually take quite a large part, hahahahaha"

@sinezihear 4 жыл бұрын

"And if you think he's playing Barron Hardon, you've got another thing cumming"

@sarahjaneclarke6614 3 жыл бұрын

How very dare you

@traceyoliver1002 6 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my ex husband

@martm216 5 жыл бұрын

Who dear? Him dear? Gay dear? NO dear?!

@mattdavies7398 4 жыл бұрын

25 years my mother and I have known your ex-husband

@ButWhatIfItIs 4 жыл бұрын

@@mattdavies7398 and this is the thanks you both get? Well I for one find him impertinent.

@ellie1597 Жыл бұрын

How anyone got these scenes filmed is beyond me 😂😭

@kinnyfisad3595 11 жыл бұрын

wow this is fucking hilaaarious

@stephendines1936 3 жыл бұрын

Derek usually plays a large part.

@simonf8902 2 ай бұрын

The best.

@queencaitlinsparkle2001 4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I recognise the man at the end with the curly hair, if I remember correctly. He was in Doctor Who, and he plays a character named David from episode Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead:)

@Pidove727 3 жыл бұрын

It's the BBC, almost all the actors have been in Who at some point :p

@PauldelJunco 7 ай бұрын

This is hilarious! I don’t think you could get away with that these days.

@kittykitkat4968 2 жыл бұрын

He's playing the Fairy, this show is so funny. Nan character is the best

@stewartfraser2574 2 жыл бұрын

This could have been a fly on the wall documentary. Una Stubbs of course is brilliant.

@Loveisallyouneed77 Жыл бұрын

We need a Derek movie.

@pch2230 5 күн бұрын

On the bright side, now Judy gets to be The Christmas Fairy AND Baron Hard-on.

@paddyhyland 13 жыл бұрын

hahaha i nearly died laughing, who wrote this material? absolutely hilarious. just because a man shapes his eyebrows and listens to shirley bassey..........

@BrisbaneBoy86 7 жыл бұрын

Johnathan Harvey wrote all of the Derek sketches. He also wrote "Beautiful Thing" and "Gimme Gimme Gimme" among many other things. He's also an accomplished novelist.

@michaelkeates7838 6 жыл бұрын

BrisbaneBoy86 also writes for Coronation Street

@peterdavies2960 5 ай бұрын

I’d love to see The Inbetweeners interacting with Derek Faye 😂 “Are you bent?” “Gay dear o dear me dear no dear!” “U BUMDER!!!” “How very dare you!!!”