The Chosen Four, 20 Years Later: An EarthBound Interview

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On 7/27/14, The Onett Times Facebook page held an unprecedented 30 minute, live question and answer session with Ness, Paula, Jeff and Poo, with the four of them fielding questions from fans. Here for your enjoyment is a video recap of that session!

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@deltad3592 7 жыл бұрын

Wow, he devolved from saying Okey to just Yes.

@supersanscraftcommentediti5337 5 жыл бұрын

Za Pilgrim The therapy sessions got to him

@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@postboymal392 4 жыл бұрын

Evolved* This is a improvement

@agnes6276 4 жыл бұрын

@@postboymal392 No. It is terrible.

@postboymal392 4 жыл бұрын

Ankan5000 hOI!!!1! He can say okay and yes

@jmaksi 6 жыл бұрын

I like the way how Ness only answers like "Yes" or "No" as the answer choices in the game mainly are like that

@boobaling697 6 жыл бұрын

Juho Maksimainen oh shit that makes sense

@tony_mac24 5 жыл бұрын

The reason why he does that is because he is a silent protagonist.

@dazein4164 3 жыл бұрын

Well, when u call your dad, there is more options, and while u go to shop, there is "buy" and "sell" option

@bandin0109 3 жыл бұрын

@@boobaling697 I said that exactly the way you said that

@ProgramBoi101 8 ай бұрын

ness saves the world while only being able to use 6 WORDS

@KorotasGeckoGamingCorner 5 жыл бұрын

"Ness, can you say anything other than yes and no?" "Yup."

@Roberb64 3 жыл бұрын

HADAHSJDJKHASDUJAHSDUUISHDIUQWDASJUIH

@vio4577 3 жыл бұрын

@@Roberb64 ok

@sillyfegart5455 2 жыл бұрын

@@vio4577 yes

@Memeking1179u 2 жыл бұрын

@ortherner 2 жыл бұрын

“Okay”

@Crazycatty08 8 жыл бұрын

Ness: Yes. Paula: NESS!

@zinedinezidane8455 8 жыл бұрын

Best part of the entire video! Made me laugh hard!

@Fz-ge1ye 7 жыл бұрын

probably what was said in bed.

@edberaga6357 7 жыл бұрын

CrappyCatty08 That was soo quick lol

@witchofmind1892 6 жыл бұрын

Ness is savage... Ness, DON'T ANSWER *ANY* questions related to... That.

@gamingoverload5066 6 жыл бұрын

As kids no but as adults.... A different earthbound to be told.

@ArchieMiles 7 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ArchieMiles 7 жыл бұрын

*The Last Question* Yes

@alivecree 7 жыл бұрын

Ness The PSI Kid Was pokey a really big *_Jerk_* to you?

@pkradical4515 6 жыл бұрын

Super MarioDamian "No"

@fantoast6932 6 жыл бұрын

Cease

@ErizoMetalico 5 жыл бұрын

Okey

@yaboi1281 5 жыл бұрын

Do you still eat out of trash cans? Ness: No. Paula: It's been a tough habit to break. We're still paying for therapy bills... Ness: ...yes.

@ssoda7210 6 жыл бұрын

I just miss Buzz Buzz.

@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but 6 жыл бұрын

SSoda But you have his reincarnation; Barry B Benson

@supersanscraftcommentediti5337 5 жыл бұрын

Johnny, The Tormentor YA LIKE JAZZ!?!

@SoullessCD 5 жыл бұрын

RIP my beetle boi Press F for respect in chat

@derek6819 5 жыл бұрын

@@SoullessCD He was a bee not a beetle

@SoullessCD 5 жыл бұрын

@@derek6819 Oh my mistake

@mostawesomeflyer6164 Жыл бұрын

So cute how Paula fills in for Ness when necessary

@lboy9889 7 жыл бұрын

Is no one here going to talk about Paula's neck?

@pkradical4515 6 жыл бұрын

Luis and Ness's chin.

@seagull8021 6 жыл бұрын

or the fact that paula and ness were designed to be 13 years old and they’ve been married 15 years and this is a 20 years later interview which means they’ve been married since they were 18

@fantoast6932 6 жыл бұрын

@@seagull8021 well they did have history...

@awfullygenericname6783 5 жыл бұрын

She has the "Candance gene" or the "Candance neck".

@hankj.wimbleton3017 4 жыл бұрын

e x t e n d

@mynamesmur4403 8 жыл бұрын

Ness is a savage

@TheOnettTimes 8 жыл бұрын

Yup!

@hopecat7466 7 жыл бұрын

and due to therapy treatment (or satge firght) only says yes and no

@lucariken2065 7 жыл бұрын

Play the earthbound game. He only says Yes or No

@CloverNoir 7 жыл бұрын

Ness reminds me of The Batter from OFF lmao

@thatgibberishrappingdog6057 6 жыл бұрын

Aiden Murphy yes.

@Moon-Haven 7 жыл бұрын

so Ness was 13 in earthbound so 20 years forward he would be 33 and he has been married for 15 years that would make him 18 when he married Pala

@TrulyToxicGaming 7 жыл бұрын

and i believe paula was 11 in earthbound, so she wouldve been 16

@christywakeen229 6 жыл бұрын

I know, and I actually love things like that.

@jamesm8132 6 жыл бұрын

Christy Wakeen - Excuse me?

@christywakeen229 6 жыл бұрын

+James M, I said that I love young marriages

@AverageBizarreJoe 5 жыл бұрын

@@TrulyToxicGaming ladies and gentlemen We got him

@blocke978 8 жыл бұрын

I did not expected the last one...

@Google3dge 5 жыл бұрын

SMAAAASSSSHHHH! Mortal damage dealt to Paula!

@extrez 3 жыл бұрын

@@Google3dge LMFAO

@fikrithekaneko4613 3 жыл бұрын

@@Google3dge whatthefuc-

@user-vs9ds3dc2y 2 жыл бұрын

@@Google3dge fatherless behaviour

@Google3dge 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-vs9ds3dc2y i wrote this like 2 years ago and i can agree i am fatherless

@siyahseeker 2 жыл бұрын

Hearing Ness and Paula are married made me go "Aww...".

@Pinkio Жыл бұрын

Hearing Ness and Paula are married made me think they used PK Teleport and said: "Together we can show the world what we can do"

@astriverofstrengthandknowledge 7 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious. I've always wondered how Ness and co. spent the rest of their future after beating Giygas. XD

@sonicmorgana5363 7 жыл бұрын

Justin Okoh according to the game they all turned into robots again after they got stuck on the the end...? Screen

@Okega 6 жыл бұрын

TheWassupFilms where in the game does it say they became robots again?

@RandomFluff 5 жыл бұрын

No, at the end their souls return to their body, you walk paula home, and Picky gives you a note from Pokey/Porkey saying "Come and get me, loser! Spankety spankety spankety!" And then you get the "The End..?" screen.

@antoinemonkey7038 5 жыл бұрын

@@RandomFluff is there something more to do after the "the end" screen?

@RandomFluff 5 жыл бұрын

@@antoinemonkey7038 Depends on what you mean. After the credits? Yeah, that whole Picky thing I explained happens. But after the "The End..?" screen after the Picky event? No, sadly not.

@quickchuckle1471 6 жыл бұрын

A dude : if you had to fight a santcuary gaurdian again what would it be? Me : the 3rd strongest mole

@derek6819 5 жыл бұрын

I don't know dude, the 3rd strongest mole was definitely better to fight

@goose7618 3 жыл бұрын

@@derek6819 No way! The 3rd strongest mole was the best because he was balanced as the 3rd strongest mole

@rafaelvelasquesmendes933 3 жыл бұрын

@@goose7618 You are all wrong! The 3rd strongest mole was better!

@Stupidfunnelol2288 3 жыл бұрын

Well actually, the 3rd strongest mole was the best!

@WtfGadiel 3 жыл бұрын

Why everyone is talking about the third strongest mole and the third strongest mole, but no one ask about the poor third strongest mole? :(

@larkspurbetulaakahexagonal2902 6 жыл бұрын

in reality, ness hasn't aged at all and is now fighting with grown adults in smash bros along with lucas who is from a completely different time period NINTEN 4 SMASH 5 PLS!

@christywakeen229 6 жыл бұрын

I don't understand why they didn't put him in the first smash bros

@justinfromdietweeb3553 6 жыл бұрын

most likely bc ness looks similiar to ninten

@SodaVape 6 жыл бұрын

Red aged in Pokemon sun and moon but not in smash so smash Ness is a kid but Earthbound Ness is an adult.

@virtuallylightblue 5 жыл бұрын

sorry

@Galagas1011 4 жыл бұрын

Smash makes no sense. If you want to, I guess it's just the whole "there toys fighting!" Thing, which still doesn't make sense.

@billbolt9458 5 жыл бұрын

As soon as Ness said yes to that question. He tried Pk Teleport

@elfabriBS 4 жыл бұрын

@richiefranklin76 3 жыл бұрын

Paula got out her frying pan

@Meowtastic_347 Жыл бұрын

Divorced

@Marcossjblur Жыл бұрын

"You can't teleport in insides" Ness:🌚

@YophiSmith 4 жыл бұрын

My son is playing Earthbound now. Let’s show him this funny video! Last question: 😳

@Estfireemblem Жыл бұрын

Did you

@YophiSmith Жыл бұрын

@@Estfireemblem 😂 Absolutely not!

@Estfireemblem Жыл бұрын

@@YophiSmith why not

@YophiSmith Жыл бұрын

@@Estfireemblem Those kinds of things aren't jokes in my house. Maybe yours but not here for the young ones.

@Estfireemblem Жыл бұрын

@@YophiSmith will you show it to him when he's older

@Lime30373 8 жыл бұрын

This is pretty funny. Very in-character for the four of them.

@ok3339 6 жыл бұрын

"He's known for his incredible accuracy" yea sure

@kingdedede5570 4 жыл бұрын

i mean, even casey bat's 25% accuracy is no slouch. now imagine using any other bat and having 87.5% accuracy.

@aidenisacutiepatootie 3 жыл бұрын

I love how ness gave the shortest answers possible because he’s the silent protagonist type.

@ITheLoZKingI 5 жыл бұрын

Wait... This is 20 years after the events of the game. Ness and Paula are 13 in the game. They've been married 15 years. That means they got married 5 years after the events of the game. 13+5 is... ...well they sure didn't waste any time.

@mosesdanielabidnego7643 4 жыл бұрын

Im glad there is no NTR

@richiefranklin76 3 жыл бұрын

Well ya gotta figure these kids were responsible enough to travel together without adults,and fought off an alien invasion. Adult life probably wasn't that big of a deal after all they faced as kids/

@optimer44 Жыл бұрын

Marriage speedrun

@Blocktavio 11 ай бұрын

Ah yes of course, age requirements to marry

@viridianaruiz7443 8 жыл бұрын

Paula basically spoke for Ness :v

@ethanbradley4842 8 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@ndJssFlurt 8 жыл бұрын

B'cus Ness is the "silent protagonist" type.

@cognitivedissonance8478 7 жыл бұрын

+2ndJ3ss3 Muhlsimmer however he has one actual line of dialogue with his dad at the beginning where he says his dad hates if he makes him wait longer than 3 rings... and if we wanna be super technical there's that one sanctuary and magicant

@etherealbladerx8153 7 жыл бұрын

2ndJ3ss3 Muhlsimmer ohh ok that's why:/

@pkradical4515 6 жыл бұрын

John Franco That was Pokey, He only said something across the lines of Hey me, I finally found your hat! I'm so stupid!

@zoura_3025 2 жыл бұрын

"Happily married for 15 years!" This is 20 years later... It's never explicitly stated, but it's implied that Ness is 12/13 and Paula is 10 at the time of earthbound, if I recall right. They got married younger than legal age!

@SonicPlayer2004 Жыл бұрын

In US Earthbound, both Paula and Ness are 13.

@thomasparsons4871 Жыл бұрын

1) It’s a game from Japan where 13 IS legal age. 2) they’re just characters. It’s stated all over the game’s narrative that the journey is about the characters becoming matured versions of themselves, especially Ness. It’s all up to interpretation from there. You can do things like make money from commerce and buy a (crappy) starter house in the game, and obviously you don’t see many kids crossing the entire world on a daily basis. You could interpret the story to take place over many years if you wanted to, or the whole thing could have happened in a few hours. It’s up to how you want it to be.

@KumatorasLittleCutie-Pie 10 ай бұрын

@thomasparsons4871 No there is a set canon.

@MilkyWayMarsBar 8 ай бұрын

I have the Earthbound Player's Guide, and it states that Ness is 13, but it never stated Paula's age. I think she's 12 or 13 though.

@KumatorasLittleCutie-Pie 8 ай бұрын

@dababyconvertiblelesgo1561 Actually... uh, it's well... she's eleven. They sure didn't waste any time, eh?

@DanielLennon100 6 жыл бұрын

it just feels real but unreal

@codo430 6 жыл бұрын

I'd actually love to watch cooking with paula, TBH

@RANDOMGUYBRO2763 2 жыл бұрын

NO, PAULA IS SECRETLY SUSAN WOJABICKI AND SHE REMOVED DISLIKES CAUSE SHE IS A STUPID LITTLE *censored by paula's hand*

@professionaldaft7403 8 жыл бұрын

DO A SEQUEL BUT WITH MORE CHARACTERS! INCLUDING: Porky, Picky, Tracy, Ness's Mum & Dad, Porky's Mum & Dad, DR Andonuts, Tony, Picture Man, the Monkey, MR Saturn, & Apple Kid! THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWSOME!

@extremmefan7305 8 жыл бұрын

Porky's busy, though. You can already figure what he's doing at the time, too... (hint: Mother 3)

@professionaldaft7403 8 жыл бұрын

Extremmefan oh yeah I forgot...

@TheOnettTimes 8 жыл бұрын

Really stoked that you enjoyed the interview, man! While I'm not 100% sure we could interview all those guys at once, post your question on our Facebook page and you just might see it answered next time we do one of these! Thanks! ~ New Age Retro Hippie

@professionaldaft7403 8 жыл бұрын

Uh, (cricket noise) I don't have Facebook, but I do have Skype... if, that will do...

@professionaldaft7403 7 жыл бұрын

***** Then just have a phone on a chair... also your dads not a phone, he's just away somewhere in Earthbound, & in the end of the game he said he's gonna try to get to your birthday.

@skullivan2310 7 жыл бұрын

They should of asked poo something like "do you have a queen" or "have you seen the continent sized dragon..." (The dragon from mother 3)

@lessermook7608 5 жыл бұрын

*This,* _does put a smile on my face._

@-xviniclausx-9904 7 жыл бұрын

Ness : Yes Paula : NESS! Me : OOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIT Ness is ded now

@CosmicPie67 6 жыл бұрын

Ness: Yes Paula: Ness! Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THEY GOT MARRIED

@christywakeen229 6 жыл бұрын

R.I.P

@CosmicPie67 6 жыл бұрын

hi I just had a panic attack

@alemoncitrus8285 6 жыл бұрын

Paula used PSI Freeze Ω! Ness took 900 HP of mortal damage!

@Aego384 5 жыл бұрын

@@alemoncitrus8285 Ness got hurt and collapsed. Ness lost the battle

@eph8004 3 жыл бұрын

ness with elongated face cant hurt you ness with elongated face:

@jden881 7 жыл бұрын

3 years later, Ness was registered in the smash 4 roster!

@Deimos_PeanutFlavour 6 жыл бұрын

LAST TIME WE HAD A NEW MOTHER REP SINCE BRAWL (can have jeff or poo)

@SurmenianSoldier 5 жыл бұрын

ness has been there since the first game.

@TheHDEpics 5 жыл бұрын

@@SurmenianSoldier ikr idk what theyre on about

@Pinkio Жыл бұрын

everyone is here

@snaff3832 6 жыл бұрын

Need a random comment? *I'm onett!*

@Deimos_PeanutFlavour 6 жыл бұрын

Punz!

@silver1624 5 жыл бұрын

**badum tss**

@segaking5846 4 жыл бұрын

*fake tidus laugh*

@Roberb64 3 жыл бұрын

"IM ON IT"

@fantasyshadows3207 3 жыл бұрын

**manical screams of terror from the trash cans**

@V0ID115 10 жыл бұрын

loved the interview XD

@NeroLennTheFoxProto 3 жыл бұрын

“So, explain your experience during the fight with...what was their name...Googi, or something?” Paula: Giygas? Uhm... (Vietnam style flashbacks)

@AwesomeGamer-om4hm 5 жыл бұрын

0:58 is a reference to the whole "broken appliances" part in Earthbound after defeating Giygas. Also, if Ness & Paula's toilet breaks again, they should just call the Mario Bros instead. Even if they don't do plumbing, they're still good at it (as shown in Superstar Saga & 3D World).

@Pinkio Жыл бұрын

do Super Mario Bros. even exist on the same universe? ...wait, what if Ness is Mario and Paula is Peach and Jeff is Luigi? You could pick these names with the "Don't care" option on the Japanese version of the game

@KumatorasLittleCutie-Pie 10 ай бұрын

Good theory, also yes they exist, cause Mario lived on Earth, same as Ness. Nintendo said (Most) of the universes are connected. Like with SmashBros.

@sparkeee3 4 жыл бұрын

The reason why ness kept saying "yes" and "no" is because those are the only things he says in earthbound

@thecoolbomberman4056 7 жыл бұрын

Ness just replies, that's a good reference for him not saying a whole lot

@MrLandWatch 6 жыл бұрын

This is the best video I've ever seen. How did I live all my life without this.

@Galagas1011 4 жыл бұрын

That last question was a bit unexpected. At least there married!

@sunnyexe2998 4 жыл бұрын

Using math, Ness and Paula were married at age 18.

@ashey_chan 5 жыл бұрын

"Yogur podrido" Jokes on you, I'm spanish.

@spaalonebabuguuscooties 7 жыл бұрын

gotta get that last bit of fan service eh?

@clam2190 5 жыл бұрын

Jack Scoville what the fuck dude

@user-vs9ds3dc2y 2 жыл бұрын

"fanservice" bro they're pixels 💀 wake up to reality

@churro1201 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-vs9ds3dc2y Most fanservice is pixels. Ðe question is still weird, considering how in ðe original game, ðey are children, but just pointing it out.

@kfcnyancat 5 жыл бұрын

Wait, how could Ness have heard from Porky again? Didn't he go to the future and destroy some small village?

@AwesomeGamer-om4hm 5 жыл бұрын

That references the scene when Picky gives Ness the message from Pokey/Porky after the credits.

@NA-om8oh 3 жыл бұрын

The last one caught me off guard and now I've been laughing on the floor for the last five minutes 😂😂😂

@KonagirlTi 4 жыл бұрын

Is no one gonna talk about Poo's screen time? He had like 2 appearances

@Guest-bb7sq 3 жыл бұрын

I know. They should've asked him more questions!

@lessermook7608 9 ай бұрын

I'm so glad this video exists, it gives a really eerie level of closure you didn't realize you wanted. A video the fandom didn't know it needed until it existed.. Well done, I love coming back to it.

@MidnightWingFox 10 жыл бұрын

Made me happy to see my question! I did not expect that. Aurielle.

@MakotoEMK 5 жыл бұрын

The song is Gnat Attack 2 from Mario Paint

@ehm182_9 3 жыл бұрын

thank you so much

@IllusionMaster17 7 жыл бұрын

This was so hilarious and funny. And the last question... Ha! I hope in the next interview Ness and Paula show us their son. :)

@primitivogonzales7279 3 жыл бұрын

That question did caught me off guard but just imagining it, wow thats strange

@mellowmelly9258 7 жыл бұрын

No. Yes. Yes Yes

@gregman642 4 жыл бұрын

YEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

@bagelpenguin6499 5 жыл бұрын

ness: known for his accuracy. *equips casey bat* NOT ANYMORE

@kingdedede5570 4 жыл бұрын

i mean a 0.25 accuracy level is no slouch either

@Rudymc-du7or 5 жыл бұрын

Aw this is amazing! Was wanting to see something like this recently, didn't expect a full on interview to be my Answer! But if this was 20 years later, and Paula says Ness and her were married for 15, when we assume that the chosen four, or at least Ness was in his preteens like the majority of fans believe, this means they married at 18 at best and 15 at worst. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 But seriously I love this good work! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@supersanscraftcommentediti5337 5 жыл бұрын

3:24 Best part

@Meowtastic_347 Жыл бұрын

*Sus* -Best- Part

@BlueCloud49 7 жыл бұрын

I'm so dying laughing out loud because the one who asked the sex question is a friend of mine! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!

@luke1989 6 жыл бұрын

Deniz Tuncalı XD

@user-vs9ds3dc2y 2 жыл бұрын

you have the mentality of a 6 year old 💀

@alanfieri4350 2 жыл бұрын

Part of me wishes this was canon

@fizzie6902 5 жыл бұрын

Everyone was expecting older Ness to be like sans then he turns around and becomes the batter from OFF lmao.

@ahogammer6895 3 жыл бұрын

When you realize the hotels only have 2 beds....

@GameMasterWLC 7 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious. I'd love a sequel!

@8squared007 3 жыл бұрын

I love the details of what happened in those 20 years, it feels exactly like what would actually happen

@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 3 жыл бұрын

Ness is very silent, only giving one word answers. 😶😶😶 He kinda reminds me of Kris from Deltarune, and Kosaku Kawajiri from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

@kblackemperordragon 5 жыл бұрын

"hey Ness are you still playing in smash Bros with your other friends?" Ness: yes Paula: yeah Ness still plays in smash Bros besides he is a original fighter

@thedipermontshow 4 жыл бұрын

Lucas:so i don't exist...nice

@kblackemperordragon Жыл бұрын

"I mean... Lucas Ness been in smash since the beginning sorry I didn't mean it that way buddy😅"

@Galaxy-jy6qb 7 жыл бұрын

In the next interview, can you include the Sanctuary Guardians? I would love to hear what Thunder and Storm and Electro Specter have to say! Also, I've always wanted to ask Jeff if he learned any psychic abilities.

@richiefranklin76 3 жыл бұрын

Umm didn't the guardians die when they were defeated though? I mean Paula even mentioned Diamond Dog breaking to pieces in this skit.

@retrogamer7543 5 жыл бұрын

What a beautiful way to end the interview with that question

@user-vs9ds3dc2y 2 жыл бұрын

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 😂😐

@ortherner 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-vs9ds3dc2y ok

@ucproductions5810 5 жыл бұрын

0:45 Best sound effect in the game.

@shigeokageyamathemob Жыл бұрын

WOOOW-Wooow-woooooow!!!!!

@Iron8127 5 жыл бұрын

1:53 oh.......my.....goooooooosssshhh!!! My ship came true!!!! X3!!!!!!

@valentinvergara138 5 жыл бұрын

Ness. Always a man of few words!

@SloobOfTheToob 3 жыл бұрын

Comment section: Ness can only say yes or no Jeff, a literal scientist: Ness complained about a clogged toilet

@okoder 3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what Picky is doing...

@edberaga6357 7 жыл бұрын

That last one answer very quickly lol

@zezus001 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, happily married for 15 YEARS?!!??!? This is 20 years later. Ness (in Japan) is canonly 12 and Paula is canonly 11. They got married when Ness was 17 and Paula was 16? Now, if we're talking in North America, Ness and Paula are 13, so they would get married at 18, which is a different story.

@sc0ttp1lgr1m_. 5 жыл бұрын

Poyo? ( ness wanna sprite cranberry?)

@The93195 Жыл бұрын

i like how ness saying only yes and no is a reference to earthbounds answer system for whenever your asked a question

@Davey_Tooie 3 жыл бұрын

Doing this with the Mother 3 cast would be pretty interesting.

@piyushmenon4987 3 жыл бұрын

Lucas would literally say nothing. I'm sure.

@SuperStarStudiosPlush 2 жыл бұрын

According to Jeff, THE COLD NEVER BOTHERS ME ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!

@spiff6293 4 жыл бұрын

1:51 Wait a minute... if this takes place twenty years after the events of EarthBound, and Paula and Ness were married for fifteen years, since Paula and Ness were thirteen in EarthBound, that means that they got married when they were eighteen years old! Damn...

@iusedtomakefandubswheniwas3052 4 жыл бұрын

Daaaamn, it's trueee

@moderndayentertainer.9516 4 жыл бұрын

Paula was eleven.

@mosesdanielabidnego7643 4 жыл бұрын

@@moderndayentertainer.9516 FBI open up might be an appropriate joke,eh?

@moderndayentertainer.9516 4 жыл бұрын

@@mosesdanielabidnego7643 Yes actually.

@user-vs9ds3dc2y 2 жыл бұрын

So Ness was 18 and Paula was 16 when they got married Pedophilia at its finest 💀

@reallyannoyingguy6625 4 жыл бұрын

Glad to see Poo actually figured out how to grow hair

@KennethV2000 4 жыл бұрын

Actually we need an Earthbound Spin Off game where you Play as Ness's Sister Tracey.

@pkkid5443 7 жыл бұрын

I love this, Keep it up Im sure fans would appreciate it

@unvasodeleche5999 5 жыл бұрын

I liked the last question, and Ness is super direct

@user-vs9ds3dc2y 2 жыл бұрын

"I liked the last question" 🤓

@abrahampardede7557 2 жыл бұрын

Ness is an MLB athlete and paula is a radio host while also owning a preschool. How the hell they still having morgage problems with those incomes haha.

@oceanman7336 Жыл бұрын

The housing market is insane

@Meowtastic_347 Жыл бұрын

They have family poverty and issues just like ness has with his family

@lilweeg6216 7 жыл бұрын

Always fun to see the aftermath after saving the world lmao

@espurr9415 7 жыл бұрын

wait if they got married 15 years ago, and if this is 20 years ago, if they're like 12 they got married when they were 17 and that's weird as fuck tbh

@CloverNoir 7 жыл бұрын

Uh, actually they are 13, I think They married as soon as possible lmao

@nyctea7675 5 жыл бұрын

I don't expecteded that end...

@mistuniverse2018 3 жыл бұрын

“Have you had sex before” Ness: yes Paula: NESS NO

@RANDOMGUYBRO2763 Жыл бұрын

1994: Ness is a chad! 2014: Ness is still a chad!

@Guest-bb7sq 3 жыл бұрын

I really love this! Please make another one of these. It's awesome ☺️👍👍

@TTB08 3 жыл бұрын

"Do like pizza or hamburgers?" Ness: "Yes"

@arcaderabbit7788 7 жыл бұрын

is this basically fan made? Haha it was pretty great :D.

@luckyboy9856 3 жыл бұрын

it should be a EARTHBOUND HACK with the adult ness and his friends

@blueteasstuff 8 ай бұрын

i thought this wasnt real for a *very* long time, i thought it was a stupid dream i had until it came up in my recommended

@playaboyee5497 7 жыл бұрын

Ness shoulda been saying okay from smash bros.

@pantaloonlast4343 3 жыл бұрын

really nice touch that ness only says yes and no like when responding to dialogue

@wumper9691 3 жыл бұрын

Ness can say more than yes and no. He can say: Yep Uh huh Sure Okay Nope I don’t think so. So Yes ness has a big vocabulary.

@juliocesarcoreavargas9300 4 жыл бұрын

This feels so in character

@majtfster 7 жыл бұрын

Hey Jeff how about going on adventure with poo

@ness8997 5 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@omniscientomnipresent5500 3 жыл бұрын

Ness=Nintendo NES❎ Ness=No+Yes✅

@captaine-niscookie3406 7 жыл бұрын

I was laughing for legitimately 5 minutes after seeing Ness' head after it showed up. P.S. Why does his chin look like a potato

@GuibelFilesOFC 4 жыл бұрын

1:59 Ness X Paula