The Christmas Noose Song

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Rusty Cage

2 жыл бұрын

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@ribik64 2 жыл бұрын

Demonetization : The speedrun

@tocrowornottocrow7384 2 жыл бұрын

You’re not wrong

@a_bot.T__S 2 жыл бұрын

True

@evehellod9776 2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean, this is just a cheery Christmas song

@LittleKrieg 2 жыл бұрын

Demonetization: The Game

@NighttimeZzz69 2 жыл бұрын

the KZfaq essential video on how to get demonetized

@ravysel1258 2 жыл бұрын

This is the song you sing when you're depressed but others expect you to "not destroy the christmas mood".

@kmech3rd 2 жыл бұрын

It's like the Peanuts Christmas Special- ask a severely depressed person to write the happiest song/show they can think of, and this is what you'd get.

@atkinsoce3466 2 жыл бұрын

Fax all printer

@Aliviacase 2 жыл бұрын

Omg I love this comment

@ravysel1258 2 жыл бұрын

@@Aliviacase Thank you!

@tseriesnumber1fan800 2 жыл бұрын

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@JDarach 2 жыл бұрын

I love Rusty's ability to have the most emotionally dead inside expression as he sings this. Really brings the humor together.

@Nowe971 Жыл бұрын

Nah bro he looks pissed at the viewer.

@mobbcentral4675 Жыл бұрын

@@Nowe971 1:26 bro I swear he’s gonna choke me through the screen

@AC_memes 11 ай бұрын

@@mobbcentral4675sounds nice ngl

@matthewboire6843 11 ай бұрын

He is good at hideing his emotions, I assume that after filming he just laughs at how silly the song is. It’s a good song I think

@Panzerfaust_1939 9 ай бұрын

When there's an ability, there's a disability

@sammyplop7008 Жыл бұрын

This song just feels scary, dark, distressing and cheery ate the same time

@Stusheep Жыл бұрын

That’s christmas for you

@BeanBeanMcBean3000 9 ай бұрын

@@Stusheepoh yeah because of all the money you spend on presents

@deadpoolongoogle9682 7 ай бұрын

It makes me happy 😊😊😊😊😊😊

@FeketeDemon1000 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that it got restricted and has a helpline under it saying I need to talk to someone makes this even funnier in a dark way.

@non-existingbeing2098 Жыл бұрын

Facts

@arthenmes396 Жыл бұрын

Same in other countries bud, i don't know if I'm pissed off or if it's fun

@yes8032 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@aringelblade Жыл бұрын

Same

@AiRsTrIkExXzZ Жыл бұрын

In England it isn’t age restricted. The other noose song is though

@drunkginger0077 2 жыл бұрын

“And when the world needed him most, He returned...”

@Godnando00 2 жыл бұрын

As the prophecy foretold

@SalsaSwift 2 жыл бұрын

he wont be here for long

@SilverFox725 2 жыл бұрын

True

@marcossabucedo7977 2 жыл бұрын

@@SalsaSwift it’s the small things that make it count

@Don_Kedic 2 жыл бұрын

yes

@alexisbroadwaylove8625 Жыл бұрын

So glad this is resurfacing at the perfect time this year!

@kurocomics Жыл бұрын

Rusty's content always finds us at the perfect time 👌

@IdioticSynergy Жыл бұрын

It's the best christmas song

@jaminkeyz5016 Жыл бұрын

@@IdioticSynergy yeah, I wish I was dead-icated

@jozajab6849 Жыл бұрын

I came looking for this again

@TheOneAndOnlyRandy Жыл бұрын

All hail the KZfaq Algorithm.. and the random things it suggests to us at times

@ashleyvanhammer3448 Жыл бұрын

This came up as the first song on a youtube-curated "children's mix" playlist. 😄😁😄

@Wiikid777 8 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@KSIWOLF 4 ай бұрын

That's fucked lol

@YouWillNeverFindOutWhoIAm Ай бұрын

💀🙏

@Onyxzegamer 2 жыл бұрын

It’s incredible how a song can be so cheery and passive aggressive at the same time

@aiksawallha5783 2 жыл бұрын

@beth3785 2 жыл бұрын

cheery an passive aggressive. Just like England

@tseriesnumber1fan800 2 жыл бұрын

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@kaywantsfood 2 жыл бұрын

I think its just aggressive aggressive "Hang yourself hang yourself hang yourself hang yourself" Doesn't seem too passive, you know?

@Corrupthero Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Hollywood Undead's Bullet.

@BobbyDukeArts 2 жыл бұрын

This song has been stuck in my head for the past 3 days

@creepyfurrguy4956 2 жыл бұрын

Heya bobby Didn't expect you here heh Love ya work

@greyarea8081 2 жыл бұрын

Do you really need to comment the same thing twice?

@RevielNevills 2 жыл бұрын

Jesus you good?

@undeadlegend696 2 жыл бұрын

Wait a damn minute here.... What are you doing here? Helo

@tall_and_angry 2 жыл бұрын

Bobby? Didn't expect you here lol

@joshfactor1 Жыл бұрын

it's always nice to see people writing wholesome christmas songs

@angelaadams2624 10 ай бұрын

😂

@user-yk6sk8kq9n 7 ай бұрын

it's very wholesome, so wholesome i will show it to all of my family

@spitfiremkia 5 ай бұрын

@@user-yk6sk8kq9n i require an update on that

@YouWillNeverFindOutWhoIAm Ай бұрын

@toofuuu Жыл бұрын

As an actual suicidal person... this oddly brings me comfort. And makes me happy. You need to be able to see humor in anything. Thank you.

@lordinquisitor6651 Жыл бұрын

Hey, just asking how you are doing. Also throwing some giant hugs in your direction 🤗🤗🤗🤗.

@toofuuu Жыл бұрын

@Gfggv j you sure ya want an awnser to that?

@toofuuu Жыл бұрын

@@lordinquisitor6651 still alive. Good enough ig.

@toofuuu Жыл бұрын

@Gfggv j okay so i was typing up a whole essay. But i started panicking and not feeling well. So lets keep it at. Im fucking awfull.

@Kiyuutta Жыл бұрын

Keep in there friend, I know things may be rough but rough patches eventually lead us to the good parts of our lives. Cute channel banner picture by the way :D

@essimathews9056 2 жыл бұрын

It was mildly amusing until the slide whistle, then it became hilarious.

@CadgerChristmasLightShow 2 жыл бұрын

A good slide whistle makes anything better

@tseriesnumber1fan800 2 жыл бұрын

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@wil1046 2 жыл бұрын

silly whistlr

@Creepley 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, another song to add to my "actually good Christmas songs" playlist.

@Deadflower019 2 жыл бұрын

Add This Christmas by Set it Off

@eternalweeblet8089 2 жыл бұрын

Hope you got Christmas Truce there

@aSmallGreenDot 2 жыл бұрын

Add a christmas fucking miracle by run the jewels

@nob2243 2 жыл бұрын

Some other, actual good recommendations (from my own playlist): kzfaq.info/sun/PLE37SpRlk8fAlGqfN-bx4c450iFF4lKue Feel free to add them ;)

@nl396 2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the Krampus one

@matsukoffee Жыл бұрын

This is such a cheerful song! I feel like hanging out with a couple of friends

@andyng409 Жыл бұрын

Literally

@kittyoverlooord1300 Жыл бұрын

Why not go out together

@ansonist Жыл бұрын

@@kittyoverlooord1300 OH MY GOD 💀💀

@paulmcvaynew Жыл бұрын

@@ansonist I'm hanging around in a group a bit more permanently

@55st4rz 10 ай бұрын

ba dum tsk

@obi-wancranobi9631 Жыл бұрын

I kinda hate that THIS is the song that made me feel better on a shitty night lmao

@SmileyFace01 Жыл бұрын

It's magical. The feeling of not being left alone in a shitty mood just helps sometimes. You are not alone feeling like garbage. Not alone going through hard times either. We just tend to forget about it. Merry christmas :)

@discombombulated Жыл бұрын

it gives off the same vibes as "shit" by bo burnham

@Geekboy7963 6 ай бұрын

@@SmileyFace01Same, this song unironicly made me feel better lol

@PixelPursuits1 3 ай бұрын

Same

@jones7895 2 жыл бұрын

Why this channel is so good: 1. Good music 2. Good upload schedule 3. Lots of dark humour

@lukekul297 2 жыл бұрын

2 is Read more...

@apcskaly6785 2 жыл бұрын

ah yes upload schedule i agree

@lillakaffekakan 2 жыл бұрын

I thought his latest video was dead rat ASMR

@userAsiral 2 жыл бұрын

@@lukekul297 you forgot to put **

@nevergonnagiveyouup4753 2 жыл бұрын

Yea, but is it really humer

@maveethedemon6664 2 жыл бұрын

I now have the urge to make a Christmas tree ornament that’s a small noose. Luckily the original noose song taught me how to tie a noose.

@cloudiiblossom 2 жыл бұрын

:) all you need is a peice of rope

@soulesscp7599 2 жыл бұрын

And to never give up hope

@Arkulus 2 жыл бұрын

never consider self abuse

@Daveaintreal 2 жыл бұрын

@@Arkulus This is how you tie a noose!

@IsabellaOsborne 2 жыл бұрын

🥰🥰🥰🥰

@WinnieTheJew 8 ай бұрын

I love how Rusty gives off "menacing hungover Uncle" vibes, yet I've never felt safer. ❤

@insertmetalusernamehere 7 ай бұрын

Here for my yearly listen.

@TravellerHD 2 жыл бұрын

The legend does it again. The "dedicated" lines gets me every time.

@thats_that2008 2 жыл бұрын

Tbh I don’t get that part

@strawbzy8058 2 жыл бұрын

It’s “DEADicated” is what it’s trying to get at

@evehellod9776 2 жыл бұрын

@@thats_that2008 It’s like he’s gonna say “don’t you wish you were dead” but then he says “don’t you wish you were dedicated” (dead-icated)

@thats_that2008 2 жыл бұрын

@@evehellod9776 ok thanks

@tseriesnumber1fan800 2 жыл бұрын

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@Lord_IfourV 2 жыл бұрын

Finally a children friendly Christmas song!

@colonelsanders5278 2 жыл бұрын

How is this children friendly?

@ieatbread6626 2 жыл бұрын

yeah exactly

@ieatbread6626 2 жыл бұрын

@@colonelsanders5278 how is it not?

@colonelsanders5278 2 жыл бұрын

@@ieatbread6626 talks about noose's

@ShadowSentry211 2 жыл бұрын

@@colonelsanders5278 Its just a useful knot. Not to mention its practical for every use

@Mr_Howl 7 ай бұрын

The only Christmas song I'm willing to tolerate this year.

@bleach_drink_me 7 ай бұрын

This needs to be played in retail stores.

@frustrateduser9933 2 жыл бұрын

He sounds great. I think his singing skills have improved (not that they were horrible before). 🎅

@inpulible 2 жыл бұрын

My opinion but I think his voice was never bad expect when he was in school with the hair he used.🤣🤣

@Dsp-uo8en 2 жыл бұрын

Every time he makes a new song he adds 1% of his true talent

@aylamiller5752 2 жыл бұрын

He's become softer voiced through the years. Not as gravelly as it used to be. Both are great singing styles but now his singing is more reminiscent of McCartney then Dylan.

@logite269 2 жыл бұрын

Looks like someone is back on the juice. Love it Mr RC

@merlenclownshuffles 2 жыл бұрын

His vocals and the fact he even has a girl friend give me great hope i could be exceptional in those things like HIM! I EVEN HATE HUMANITY LIKE HIM! HA. OH LOOK AT ME GO DOSNT MY JOK- I MEAN LAUGHTER SOUND LIKE THE JOKERS HERE LET ME TRY HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH *i wish i didnt pause the video before writing this* HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HA HA HA H A SEEEE I SOUND JUST LIKE HIM I WANT TO KILL EARTH IT SELF JUST LIKE HIM THEN GET PUNCHED THROUFH THE CHEST BY SUPER TOKYO MAN AFTER I KILL HIS WIFE HA HA! Joke.

@vividcolorandrichaudio6134 2 жыл бұрын

Finally, a Christmas song that accurately represents how people feel around Christmas

@SEiMEi_EXiSTS 2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was just me

@Will-mk5pj 2 жыл бұрын

Just because its a “fun” and “jolly” time for all, doesn’t mean we’re all happy. Others are sad and lonely even if they have friends and family to celebrate with

@davisdf3064 2 жыл бұрын

Unironically, many suicides happen in December!

@tseriesnumber1fan800 2 жыл бұрын

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@denkisimp2853 Жыл бұрын

Im sorry, but this HEALS my depression. Lmao its crazy how much I love these noose songs and how much dark humor makes me happy.

@cosmeticincantations7997 Жыл бұрын

Looks like I'll be *HANGING* around the Christmas tree this year if I get one :)

@ihavetowait90daystochangem67 2 жыл бұрын

The voice acting of rusty cage really took my breath away

@whyhowwhen7043 2 жыл бұрын

Like the Christmas noose?

@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear iha

@nob2243 2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfrikuDamn. I kinda wish I had as much free time as you, to go around and spam that shite everywhere

@captainjames4649 2 жыл бұрын

@@ReVocals you want to hang up your stockings and ornaments after? strange

@S_W_ 2 жыл бұрын

it’s singing, not voice acting…

@lucameis 2 жыл бұрын

I wasn’t a huge fan of this Rusty guy previous songs, they were too dark. But this is finally the cheery and christian tune, suitable for the whole family, that I was waiting for.

@mowermen1762 2 жыл бұрын

What about the krampus song or family friendly noose song Edit: also white girls fuck dogs is a great one too

@poteto765 2 жыл бұрын

Niice XD XD

@lazyswappedskeleton2 2 жыл бұрын

yes, i love the christian song where people talk about nooses.

@SPITZtheGOD 2 жыл бұрын

I like "if all should fail"

@mrwhy2282 2 жыл бұрын

You sound like the biggest square 😆

@thecomicalraptor Жыл бұрын

KZfaq: “Childrens songs” This song: *the first on the compiled playlist

@oOSonicexeOo 7 ай бұрын

Such a wholesome song teaching people how to make Christmas decorations

@Sudearch 2 жыл бұрын

I listend to this 5 times and just now got the "don't you wish you were DEADicated" part. Or at least I think that was a deliberate play on words :) This song just keeps on giving.

@leviwinchester1097 2 жыл бұрын

It was deliberate:D

@spoodergwen 2 жыл бұрын

Wow, thanks, this went completely over my head. ...like the noose

@axeinrose 2 жыл бұрын

I think dedicated means something along the lines “deactivated to the big s word”

@rustyshackleford6035 2 жыл бұрын

Really I got it 1st time I watched it lol

@finn596 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's deliberate ,he puts a deliberate pause

@Nampledamp 2 жыл бұрын

I see nothing wrong with this, I mean it's got a slide whistle, it can't be bad!

@NunyaMcBusiness Жыл бұрын

333 likes

@Gwenrissler1796 7 ай бұрын

This gets more real each year

@druid_zephyrus 7 ай бұрын

Why does KZfaq keep telling me this is about self unaliving? It's clearly about a useful knot and Christmas

@joshthornley4727 4 ай бұрын

Because KZfaq is ran by butthurt people

@-forsaken-2047 2 жыл бұрын

0:58 I'm surprised how well wrapped that is. Impressive.

@Ben-rc9br 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I couldn't even tell what was inside

@NightmareKana 2 жыл бұрын

@@Ben-rc9br same, i thought it was a knife honestly

@overlord83n10 2 жыл бұрын

@@NightmareKana i thought it was a car

@MiddevelHistory 2 жыл бұрын

It was his face made me lafe

@tseriesnumber1fan800 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jt1kqbh9zKjbpH0.html

@ignitedgrim8746 2 жыл бұрын

This is why rusty is a fucking legend coming in clutch with a nice Christmas noose song. We love ya bud

@AlbanianThrash 4 ай бұрын

bro the slide whistle was incredible

@RazorDiamondexe 7 ай бұрын

Even with the dark humor of the noose songs, Rusty has a point. The noose is a useful knot

@z_.5557 2 жыл бұрын

0:35 *My dms and notifications when I post an unpopular opinion on Twitter*

@dante_99 2 жыл бұрын

Yupp

@YouWillNeverFindOutWhoIAm Ай бұрын

so real

@lqu 2 жыл бұрын

1:08 That slide whistle shook me to my core.

@homebodyhero4602 Жыл бұрын

THIS WAS RECOMENDED IN MY FEED! ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

@justthetruth9998 Жыл бұрын

Same! I love early Christmas presents!

@Jaris84R Жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta until youtube asks you to confirm 3 times

@fernandochavez4312 2 жыл бұрын

As kids on a farm, my father taught us many knots he thought we would need to use through life. I learned this one on my own. He did not hit me when I showed him my creation. His face was enough to show his disapproval. Growing up in Texas, born in 1929, he remembered what it’s purpose is for. Good song by the way.

@Ya_boi_khoi 2 жыл бұрын

The way I learned was but the how to tie a noose song 😌 now I can be a Christmas ornament too

@ML_Tachanka 2 жыл бұрын

My dad just went “have I told you how your grandpa died?” When I showed him mine well what can I expect from Russia

@randomtutorials2745 2 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@woobgamer5210 2 жыл бұрын

at least he knew it was for hanging others and not yourself

@hithere7080 2 жыл бұрын

Talk about a grinch

@humanXXjayla 2 жыл бұрын

this was posted the day after my younger sister's suicide anniversary and as someone who uses dark humor to cope I appreciated this lol I'll add to this with a joke my older sister said that our sister got so festive she hung more than the ornaments on the tree

@davidklaube497 2 жыл бұрын

Fun Story

@tseriesnumber1fan800 2 жыл бұрын

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@legotaku_yt1108 2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you and your family feels better.

@amogus6620 2 жыл бұрын

just get another from ebay

@stemz7369 2 жыл бұрын

@@amogus6620 or he could just find another at Walmart in the c section.

@Dmobley9901 7 ай бұрын

In all seriousness, 2023 has been the worst year of my life, topped with the worst Christmas in recorded history. As I lay completely wiped from an emotionally draining night at the end of an emotionally draining year- This makes me smile and bring a tiny spark of cheer back to me as I try to sleep. You may never see this, but thank you, sincerely. To next year being better.

@samchiu9918 7 ай бұрын

Hey, I saw your comment, and I really appreciate that you're expressing this. It deeply resonates with me; I don't really have the words to express how I'm feeling right now. Things have been tough, to say the least. Your candid acknowledgement of that is honestly a breath of fresh air. And I find myself, against all odds, feeling unbelievably... touched (?) at what you have to say. Touched isn't the right word, but I think you know what I'm getting at. Regardless. To next year being better indeed. Merry Christmas, God bless.

@Dmobley9901 7 ай бұрын

@@samchiu9918 I hope you find what you're looking for. It means a lot that I can make at least someone feel understood. Have a good day. Merry Christmas.

@Love_bugggg 7 ай бұрын

Take a few deep breaths and don’t forget to thank yourself for this year also. I’ve had the worst year of my life as well, back to back hospitalizations and missing holidays with family… it’s not fun. However, please find pride in how long you’ve come and how much you’ve accomplished, even if it isn’t much. Have a good new years you guys. To next year being better

@Dmobley9901 7 ай бұрын

@@Love_bugggg Happy New Year, hope you get and stay well soon, if not already. We may not control the situations surrounding our lives, but life is in the living. How we survive and potentially thrive in even dark circumstances can in of itself be meaningful. To better living, my friend.

@Love_bugggg 7 ай бұрын

@@Dmobley9901 absolutely. To better years, and to better living ♡

@oye4103 8 ай бұрын

what a festive jingle to sing with my family 😍

@verywickedvenus 2 жыл бұрын

Rusty is just about the only artist of whom you really need a refreshing news update of him not being dead every once in a while. I don't know why that is, but as soon as he disappears for months, I'm like Oh No, what happened to him?

@alexawood1588 2 жыл бұрын

i cannot believe rusty’s back. it feels like just yesterday I was a psychotic little teenager playing the knife game

@thatguyisafly2939 2 жыл бұрын

I still play five finger fillet it's fun

@tseriesnumber1fan800 2 жыл бұрын

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@johnuren515 2 жыл бұрын

@@thatguyisafly2939 I still play it as well fun.

@Jessica-pb1os 2 жыл бұрын

I just started being a thirteen years old playing knife

@johnuren515 Жыл бұрын

@Rabitxyes that would be great to start up. Just gotta be careful of lawsuits

@ThereWhenever 7 ай бұрын

I feel like theres a hidden message in this but idk i cant tell

@lukacs7161 Ай бұрын

nah dude it's just a wholesome christmas song

@JosephiscoolWAHAHAH 11 ай бұрын

That is absolutely breath taking

@plumpowder4793 2 жыл бұрын

This sounds a lot like "when im 64" by the Beatles. A great cheery tune with jolly Christmas lyrics!

@Cyrus_got_verified 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@rustycage 2 жыл бұрын

It wasnt intentional, but that song kept popping in my head while playing this. So it most certainly had some influence

@jamesiron4010 2 жыл бұрын

@@rustycage first simian Jimmy now the fucking Beatles

@giovan483 2 жыл бұрын

@@rustycage Debate Gonzo again

@senrioflove 2 жыл бұрын

@@Danielle-yc3mr oh fuck I want to listen to that

@Common_Knowledge. 2 жыл бұрын

1:53 Prepared in advance, huh?

@nationalistfilipino69420 Жыл бұрын

Self-harm policy 😱

@arthenmes396 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Danjor369 Жыл бұрын

He did it anyway though

@admiralawesomeDC 7 ай бұрын

I wish I could Rusty

@stopmotionpie6007 11 ай бұрын

My favorite Christmas song

@hungariancountryball2928 2 жыл бұрын

What a good Christmas special!

@krieger8825 2 жыл бұрын

What is a Bohemian?

@inpulible 2 жыл бұрын

@Mr Not Funny I think they are not here anymore

@PhlourGoBrrr 2 жыл бұрын

Whomst has summoned the Hungarians

@grimly_comedian 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that people still get upset by Rusty's content shows that he's really successful in pissing off people to this day because people don't understand what dark humor and satire is. Sensitive people amirite? Lmfao glad to hear a another song Rusty, have a terrible Christmas with some Nog and Rum!

@JayAlastor 2 жыл бұрын

dark humor part aside... i think people get upside cause its similar to what happened to their friends or funny (this song is too addicted to listen too! now i just need to learn to tie a noose for my mistletoe)

@memelescream4796 2 жыл бұрын

@@JayAlastor maybe they should go talk it with their friends. oh. wait.

@WhiteWolf-lm7gj 2 жыл бұрын

I dont think I've seen anyone getting upset by it, though

@angeltheweirdo 2 жыл бұрын

@@memelescream4796 damn bro you woke up and chose violence xD

@vetayamale1830 2 жыл бұрын

Angel the weirdo no he chose Pain and Regret

@cooperdn24 5 ай бұрын

I'm gonna use all these decoration ideas as an art project

@lethalcheese5771 2 жыл бұрын

I kid you fucking not, KZfaq listed this under and I quote "Mix - Children's music"

@Ustral 2 жыл бұрын

This song paired with “I’m gonna kill Santa Claus” seems like they’d go well together. You kill Santa and then afterwards you’d make a nice little noose for your newly founded ornament piece to hang up

@plant998 2 жыл бұрын

... *I need this.*

@tseriesnumber1fan800 2 жыл бұрын

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@kaywantsfood 2 жыл бұрын

Sup greg

@BlueberryMuppet 2 жыл бұрын

hello fellow greg

@radioactiveassassin5218 2 жыл бұрын

This is the face when you don't want to do something, but everyone around you is pressuring you, so you do it just to show them how much you don't want to do it and hopes it becomes awkward afterwards.

@MMDeater Жыл бұрын

At the family dinner we all pick a song to add to the Christmas playlist. I think I found my song

@damonlorenzoheart 7 ай бұрын

I hope KZfaq gets it together and sees that this is just fantastic comedy! I really enjoyed it! Thanks, mate! Stellar as always 🖤🎄

@mpferguson0416 2 жыл бұрын

I was trying to find a "how to" video to make a noose and stumbled upon this. Now this is quality content and I gave you a sub. Ill stick around a little longer and check out some of your other videos

@death46 2 жыл бұрын

Hope you don't end up needing that noose, buddy

@aiksawallha5783 2 жыл бұрын

The Family friendly noose song can help you learn how to make a noose :)

@buckethead5943 2 жыл бұрын

@@death46 bro he just needs it for his Christmas ornaments duh

@dawidhojny4887 2 жыл бұрын

Hey, are you still alive buddy?

@tseriesnumber1fan800 2 жыл бұрын

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@inybisinsulate 2 жыл бұрын

0:55 that's an insider joke everyone got probably. I love when they're so tightly wrapped you know what it is right away!

@KaizuYukimi Жыл бұрын

A truly joyous song, the first Christmas song i have ever actually liked

@ultimateloser6556 Жыл бұрын

I mean, it is a useful knot. The fact is can reliably support a person means that it is a very strong knot. This means it could’ve been used internally on an industrial scale to help move materials.

@raptionman 2 жыл бұрын

The most classic of Christmas songs. Right alongside Taco's "Itchy Balls"

@lucassvedlund3851 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes that’s a classic one😂

@artbookgaming 2 жыл бұрын

Christmas is such a shitty time for so many people, it highlites the bad in our lives since it really shoves all the "good healthy family dynamic" shit in our faces, thanks for this, it makes it more bearable

@mrdisaster1541 2 жыл бұрын

Highlights**

@tseriesnumber1fan800 2 жыл бұрын

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@Ghostman223 2 жыл бұрын

@@mrdisaster1541 we did not ask brother.

@mkaleborn Жыл бұрын

Damn and here I thought at the start it was going into a dark place, but nope! Nothing but holiday cheer. Thanks for the uplifting seasonal tune!

@johnjafon2410 Жыл бұрын

This song is a downer.......for my depression! Your song made me decide to hang my depression that is!. I been been happier!

@BigJoeMufferaw784 2 жыл бұрын

Another Christmas classic

@shadoworsonic 2 жыл бұрын

Can we get this played in grocery stores instead of the usual Christmas garbage. That'd be amazing

@jakobytaylor5755 2 жыл бұрын

Not without a few karens pestering about it

@littledan6373 2 жыл бұрын

We hang the karens

@davisdf3064 2 жыл бұрын

@@jakobytaylor5755 i dont think they would be smarter enough to notice though, they would be too busy pestering the poor attendant (this song playing actually makes sense for them though)

@mr_box1264 2 жыл бұрын

Nah we play it at central mall

@yannismpa3701 2 жыл бұрын

"That will be 4, *incoherent*" "Im sorry, what was that? I couldnt hear you over the sound of the speakers telling me to end my life."

@circleo1992 8 ай бұрын

I think about this song once in a while even when it's not Christmas.

@Rivindrid 7 ай бұрын

Fantastic, on so many levels. Mental health is a problem, please reach out. That being said the selection and cadance of wordplay was fantastic! Have a happy holiday and dark humor, remember you have options!

@BlazeFighter 2 жыл бұрын

YES

@subto4shyy 2 жыл бұрын

Ggs on being first commenter

@AK_. 2 жыл бұрын

1:30 wait a minute

@refreshgamesdev 7 ай бұрын

This song brought back some Christmas joy to me, thank you 😊

@CampCounselerSteve 7 ай бұрын

This song got me moved to a different department at work. Two days before Christmas.

@No-um6ff 2 жыл бұрын

Love this, perfect mix of dark humor, passive-agressiveness, and cheery tune

@xentoragami8065 2 жыл бұрын

This song makes me want to...... Live a long and healthy life.

@grabarzponury9868 Жыл бұрын

@AlexzKlikler Жыл бұрын

@@grabarzponury9868 czemu ponury ?

@Gacha_Life_Animation Жыл бұрын

Повеситься

@sssaym Жыл бұрын

Same bro. I feel gøöq¡

@Nizzledrossle Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Ironically it gave me another reason to LIVE

@nsg_erre8300 9 ай бұрын

Still fire one year later

@BalkansMike 7 ай бұрын

Merry Christmas 2023 🕯

@julianflores4731 2 жыл бұрын

I bet his Christmas party was fine with all the nooses around

@---hs8zw 2 жыл бұрын

“Hey Ethan, mind if I borrow one? Oh it’s for decoration! Yeah! Well, Merry Christmas! Won’t be seeing you next year lol….”

@tiredgaming8961 2 жыл бұрын

@@---hs8zw "ahhh thank you. You gave me a noose for christmas! You know how much i suck at making them. Otherwise i'd have been dead ages ago." "See you next christmas!" *gets in car* "No you wont" Drives off

@grimcreeper5830 2 жыл бұрын

Finally. A realistic Christmas Carol.

@AGYT69 Жыл бұрын

The way he stares at me is very intimidating

@joshthornley4727 4 ай бұрын

As a suicidal survivor I can really appreciate the hilarity in this song

@kjl3080 2 жыл бұрын

Perfect for the jolly old time of Christmas 🎄

@alexthebirb6966 2 жыл бұрын

Fancy seeing you here

@kjl3080 2 жыл бұрын

@@alexthebirb6966 not sure if I should be happy or worried that you’re here

@alexthebirb6966 2 жыл бұрын

@@kjl3080 came here before KZfaq age restricts it EDIT:I know about Rusty from some of Emp Lemons videos

@Rose-yx6jq 2 жыл бұрын

When you're depressed but don't want to kill the vibe.

@sunnyquinn3888 2 жыл бұрын

I might k myself but the vibe? I could never.

@Dr.JagCobra Жыл бұрын

Every time you think he’s gonna say something terrible he switches it up to something nice 😂 I love this song, big like bro 👍

@sodaeater_ Жыл бұрын

“HANG YOURSELF HANG YOURSELF HANG YOURSELF” “a little ornament upon the christmas tree!!!!” “DONT YOU WISH DONT YOU WISH” “you were DEAD-icated, as santa seems to be!!!!!” “END YOUR LIFE END YOUR LIFE END YOUR LIFE” “of sorrow, cause nows the time for cheer!!!!!”

@hs4619 9 ай бұрын

I'm doing work in danish and this song just randomly popped up in my head. Why must you be so good at creating catchy songs.

@-TheFacelessGamer- 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I love the wordplay used here. I like when a song has lyrics that imply one thing but then the next line of lyrics changes the meaning. Despite the subject being about something dark, it's actually pretty good. All of your music is dark anyways but I like everyone. Lol.