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The Church Of What's Happening Now
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Күн бұрынJim Norton, a Comedian who is currently on his "Kneeling Room Only Tour," and also hosts "Jim and Sam" on SiriusXM, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.
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Recorded live on 09/24/2017.
@travissimon3842 7 жыл бұрын
6:45 audio goes back to normal
@MertSu66 5 жыл бұрын
fukin lee, most incompetent christ killa eva
@Jkobe2345 4 жыл бұрын
leyendo
@nicandromartinezsotelo3300 22 күн бұрын
this is what happens when Joey and Lee got too stoned and can barely function
@JohnnyCrueSixx 5 жыл бұрын
"I hate when my wife sneezes." "Why?" "Cuz she sneezes like a fuckin' animal, outta no where, and it scares the shit out of me and the cats."
@theadvertisingtoday-anrnac7851 7 жыл бұрын
Audio fixed around the 7:00 minute mark - great show!! Norton is a legend
@watchthisbs9049 7 жыл бұрын
why is the audio always fucked in the beginning. get your shit together. you've had years
@watchthisbs9049 7 жыл бұрын
I realize that but due to that it jumps ahead 7 minutes or so in. I shouldn't criticize but it's not difficult to edit correctly
@redbeard6559 7 жыл бұрын
watchthisbs Lee is fukd up. Trade this troll in.
@watchthisbs9049 7 жыл бұрын
Nick Doubleyou thanks, appreciate it sock cucka
@paranoidechochamber3537 7 жыл бұрын
The audio is messed up because lee has to digitally remove the song they listen to in the beginning or else the video will be flagged and taken down for copyright infringement.
@EvilAntic 7 жыл бұрын
dash deal with it pussyboy
@epicvideoslive 7 жыл бұрын
Lee scrubs out the song so the video doesn’t get a copyright claim. If you want to hear the music listen to the podcast version
@snakerman2612 6 жыл бұрын
"this one seemed on paper to be perfect" It's a 6ft norwegian man, Jimmy
@thedonofthsht76-58 Жыл бұрын
Still watching in 2023. Miss these times
@stthbldt3594 7 жыл бұрын
I wasn't a jim norton fan but he was real af. This podcast was one of the best ever.
@WarchiefRecords 7 жыл бұрын
Spectatron Lights he's on coke
@yurpndurpnslurpn 7 жыл бұрын
He's a wirey lil fuck for sure. But he claims he's sober
@OFFICIAL863JLS 7 жыл бұрын
Spectatron Lights my friend. Look up Steve from Yellowstone and Opie and Anthony. It's Norton fucking with callers in epic fashion. I don't care for his stand up, but on the radio he was gold.
@PectusCarinatum 7 жыл бұрын
He's obviously sober. Been sober since he was 19. Just twitchy
@jibrilbuilder2668 Жыл бұрын
Jim always real
@maverick5221 6 жыл бұрын
Your not going to die alone Jim. Your awesome bro
@flamgirlant7595 5 жыл бұрын
Actually he is and he's not.
@lamolambda8349 4 жыл бұрын
@@flamgirlant7595 this guy knows what's up
@lamolambda8349 4 жыл бұрын
He is though
@ricardocantoral7672 3 жыл бұрын
He'll die alone with his autograph book in his hands.
@iTzReFlExx 2 жыл бұрын
@@ricardocantoral7672 He never got Jeter's signature did he
@denarisius683 7 жыл бұрын
The audio is messed up on this video. I really wanted to see this podcast too!
@ryanexsus 7 жыл бұрын
It's not messed up KZfaq removes the copyrighted audio.
@denarisius683 7 жыл бұрын
Why did they remove the copyright audio to this video but not the rest of joeys videos?
@138NastyNate 7 жыл бұрын
The audio fixes itself at the 7 minute mark
@rummuds 7 жыл бұрын
thanks
@adamkirk329 7 жыл бұрын
Dena Risius if you’ve been listening for so long then you would know that KZfaq always messes with the audio
@callmemurphz 7 жыл бұрын
take a shot everytime joey brings up the longest yard
@scorpiudr7102 7 жыл бұрын
terrycloth verysoft hahahaha
@callmemurphz 7 жыл бұрын
take 2 shots when he says: my mom had a bar or boulder
@RawShogun 7 жыл бұрын
look, back in 85'....
@rykrodflo 7 жыл бұрын
"this was in Boulder, 1985..."
@scorpiudr7102 7 жыл бұрын
“Whispers” listen dawg
@robertfapswell3719 7 жыл бұрын
hey audio...the lee is fucked up again!
@thehappysack2362 7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely amazing podcast. Can't wait to see you in PDX Joey!
@mr.c4p 7 жыл бұрын
Norton looks like Robert Durst in his prime on day 17 of a coke binge
@blaptrap 7 жыл бұрын
Jesus the bass booms whenever someone touches the table. Scared the hell out of my dog.
@stevai6732 7 жыл бұрын
+Al Overlord Good fucking god THIS. I would comment this shit every video if 50 some other people didn't have me covered. It's not gonna change. Equalize the fucking recorded vocals and edit the podcast for a good hour after it's finished and I guarantee the problem will be fixed forever....with a little extra fucking work
@Msigw 6 жыл бұрын
My phone recordings are shit, but at least its level and I can hear all of it at the same volume without ear bleed or listen strain. It sucks to miss half the episode because you can't hear it. I'm not going to listen at low volume and again at high volume just to hear the murmurs and blow my speakers on the laughing. Frustrating fail.
@DevilsAvocado69 7 жыл бұрын
Jim norton is the only guy who suffers from being honest
@constantravens4800 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is the best
@alessiaieraci4769 4 жыл бұрын
Cuda Dee fuck you
@johnbarron2698 Ай бұрын
How is he phony?! He always talked about his infatuation with a transgender that he actually married one! Always stayed true to himself no matter how others viewed him. @@heavywhere
@EyeShotFirst 7 жыл бұрын
Lee, I appreciate the hell out of you, but you gotta put you foot down, and tell Joey you can't eat a star or take a hit until you get the podcast going. And you need to get a good mixer, to where you can send the music Joey wants to hear into your headphones, without them making it on the recording.
@markvickroy6725 6 жыл бұрын
xDominoDoodx Yimmy doesn't do edibles
@JakeMelvin 5 жыл бұрын
xDominoDoodx you’re all over the place bud. Jim is sober and doesn’t eat edibles. You also misread the entire first comment
@pfazz188 7 жыл бұрын
@6:46 the audio cleans up
@indegruv 7 жыл бұрын
technical difficulty
@CZRXCZR 7 жыл бұрын
Susquehanna audio ends circa 7:00
@spid3rmike117 7 жыл бұрын
26:15 hands down the best part of the podcast
@alexvoskanian3265 7 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be the most EPIC podcast on the church. Simply Tremendous ... but only an hour??
@phreakyboy 7 жыл бұрын
Jim Norton left his AIDs medication home... he had to run out early to get them.
@alcaholic640 7 жыл бұрын
joey is gonna have another church the day after
@timzahler710 7 жыл бұрын
first 10 min want so great
@John-ub4dw 5 жыл бұрын
Joey needs a full Netflix special ASAP
@workingclassweightlifter7579 7 жыл бұрын
"Oh no, she has fucking Rocky Dennis smile." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...!!!!!!
@andrewbeck8541 5 жыл бұрын
Top five things to hear about on uncle joeys podcast. 1. Mitsy Shore 2. Cocaine 3. The Comedy Store 4. More Cocaine 5. Prison
@RaoulDuke1776_ 6 жыл бұрын
I love Jim, I can totally relate to him. Stay strong brother !!
@lamolambda8349 4 жыл бұрын
That's not a good thing.
@SaggyMarley 2 жыл бұрын
@@lamolambda8349 first step to become a better person is be aware of your bad sides.
@clwww Жыл бұрын
@@lamolambda8349and I’m sure you get tons of pussy
@jessdckey7712 3 ай бұрын
I checked the comments just so I could see which two hacks decided to grab the low hanging fruit.
@chrislavey8650 7 жыл бұрын
I miss fat Jim Norton.
@lamolambda8349 4 жыл бұрын
Well he's starting to make a comeback
@thekito4623 6 жыл бұрын
joey diaz must be the best salesman ever
@Black2th 7 жыл бұрын
Oh cool...this week it's Jim Norton that listens to Joey talk about himself. I wonder who gets to listen next week :P
@acethegreat3963 7 жыл бұрын
It's crazy when you think about the fact that 2 comedians got together to do a podcast and they spoke about their feelings and relationship issues. Anything can happen on the church.
@valgalder 7 жыл бұрын
I can overlook the sync issues, but my biggest problem with Joey's podcasts is he talks so very quietly at times I have to turn it up to the max to hear what the fuck he is saying, then out of nowhere he is yelling, blowing out my ears. Please somebody talk to him about this.. I can't do it anymore.
@markvickroy6725 6 жыл бұрын
valgalder a good compressor
@btruth9162 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey please bring norton back on. He is obviously a honorary guest since you and Jim both have very similar perspectives besides the weed smoking. Jim and you both have no problem telling the truth about what you guys have done and been through. You should ask Norton if Chip will come on the Church. The whole Church congregation would love to see Chip Chipperson on the podcast.
@micksands961 7 жыл бұрын
Audio track off at start but gets better about 7mins in
@strongteee 7 жыл бұрын
Got to admit I don't enjoy listening to Jim Norton, but todays was an exception. Came across very sincere without trying to get a cheap gag in every 2 seconds.
@j.holtzcreations 7 жыл бұрын
Lee, you've got one fucking job!
@PectusCarinatum 7 жыл бұрын
This guy looks a lot like Chip Chipperson
@Krow943 7 жыл бұрын
Jim Norton is making Joey genuinely laugh. If you didn't notice, Joey fake laughs ALOT with guests. Its phenomenal.
@tommybaker2625 7 жыл бұрын
Love all uncle joey's podcast but this one hit me deep
@jessdckey7712 3 ай бұрын
Uncle Paul did the same thing to me. Maybe we could go to a meeting together.
@8arrows 4 жыл бұрын
My late best friend gave me my first Sabbath album. We Sold Our Sold For Rock and Roll. The first time I put it in my car. I thought the stereo was eating my tape. But it was just me tripping on the sound effects. I wasn't even high. And the song was Children of the grave. Before that album all I heard were pop music and Disney songs. My folks were conservatives. I never heard psychedelic sounds like that. They bacame my all time favorite band!
@CZRXCZR 7 жыл бұрын
LMFAO! What the fuck is a Polish U-Turn? 47:39
@bleedlejuice 7 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I'm just saying these words. - Lee Syatt
@noz_redna 6 жыл бұрын
Master of Reality is my favorite Sabbath. Into the Void is the best song.
@FenderUsa 6 жыл бұрын
you are correct
@Deafca7 7 жыл бұрын
Bout' time I get therapy from the docta.
@pinhound5643 7 жыл бұрын
Norton is the real deal!
@blazedandconfused477 7 жыл бұрын
Whats up Flying Jew! Could you please remind uncle Joey to do Bobby Lee's podcast?
@dacrd 7 жыл бұрын
Audio is better @6:45
@vimarmiranda1409 7 жыл бұрын
Piss me off Uncle Joey! One hour!
@georgegrinter209 6 жыл бұрын
Audio fix at 6:52
@halosnoopy 7 жыл бұрын
The audio is fine after 6:45
@andersenkalle 7 жыл бұрын
6:45 is when the sound matches their lip movement.
@johnesquivel1255 7 жыл бұрын
God bless you Jim Norton
@snakerman2612 6 жыл бұрын
21:05 Bob Kelly used to do those kind of 'tests' to girls too. Jimmy is seriously demented. It's great to see Joey genuinely concerned for Jimmy
@simonal1989 7 жыл бұрын
My two favourite comics. Dream come true!
@uptownsamcv 7 жыл бұрын
sound fixes at around 6:45
@noturnleftunstoned72 7 жыл бұрын
Little Jimmy! one hour!? boo
@timzahler710 7 жыл бұрын
that's what I said like he to Damn cool for the church
@C-Stanz 6 жыл бұрын
You didn't get your fix of Jim Norton talking about his egg whites & transexual cam dude he calls his "girlfriend"?
@magamale2111 5 жыл бұрын
You could tell Joey loves jimmy though. He’s just too paranoid to not do 20 shows a day. Also he didn’t smoke in front of him cause he knows jimmy would freak out. He’s a sweet paranoid deranged little funny boy
@Scott-ip3hl 7 жыл бұрын
Best church podcast ever
@9262XYZ 7 жыл бұрын
Why did you stop uploading to Vimeo? Yes, nobody goes to Vimeo but I went there because the podcasts were posted unedited, with no sound problems (except the usual whispering into the mic problem)
@bobobandy9382 2 жыл бұрын
Had to check out Jim's description of Alena. No wonder he doesn't go home for holidays.
@davidp5606 6 жыл бұрын
He measures his Marriage Years by remembering when he quit cocaine.. FAWK YEAH
@dailleztj 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao 38:00 in reminds me of the seinfeld where goerges girl got a big nose....”I dont wannt to think about the nose i dont try to think about the nose...but i think about it...” lmfaoo
@sw9227 7 жыл бұрын
I hate seeing Jim in so much pain. One of the funniest comedians who's biggest enemy is himself. Hope he can work things out.
@TheDopdah 7 жыл бұрын
Voices go into sink at the 6:47 Mark...
@tkcaapi2876 7 жыл бұрын
sweet. east coast n west coast chillin together. when the audio sync started fuckin up i thought jimmy was having a stroke lol
@conversationstranglersteve9873 2 жыл бұрын
39:12 I remember fat Bob Kelly shitting on Jimmy about putting mustard on his egg whites. And Rich Vos goes, "why what do you put on your egg whites? Cake?" 😆
@blazedandconfused477 7 жыл бұрын
I feel like Jim needs to go shrooming with Ari and Duncan.
@lamolambda8349 4 жыл бұрын
It really did wonders for Ari huh, before he found shrooms he was a giant asshole and now...
@edwinrodriguez5154 7 жыл бұрын
Lee get it together your a jew with money. The audio is always messed up.
@highnumber9494 6 жыл бұрын
Jim: "This girl I have been seeing"...eye rolls.
@Stephen-cj9on 7 жыл бұрын
Joey "wash your muffler, powder your balls, than drink your protein shake" Diaz
@MikeBBTG 7 жыл бұрын
This was a great podcast.
@Zach-Fetters 6 жыл бұрын
Mam i like lee but Joey really needs to have him step his game up there's always Audio problems, always a chunk of audio missing, can't hear anybody, it's too loud, I mean he needs to get somebody who can actually do a good job I think the podcast would blow up if it was produced better
@tombrown1515 6 жыл бұрын
audio seems to sync up at 7:30
@455jefferson455 6 жыл бұрын
Holy Shit!! There's a bong just sitting right there on the table!!! They must not know that Jem Morgan is A RECOVERING ADDICT!!! He used to be called "TOAST" and was suicidal from too much weed and Bartles and James back in 85. HE MIGHT RELAPSE!!!!
@jerzmade5392 7 жыл бұрын
Damn man, our boy Jim Norton seems like he's asking for help. Seems to be depressed and I think he should reach out to a psychologist to work out some kinks. He's too talented of a man to end up in the news like the others. Wishing you the best man
@ricardocantoral7672 3 жыл бұрын
Talented ?
@jower18 7 жыл бұрын
Norton reminds me of Gollum from lord of the rings.. not just his looks.. but how he hates himself
@audriiiiroberts3030 5 жыл бұрын
jower18 it’s the saddest thing..he thinks he’s so horrible and narcissistic. If only he knew people who truly are don’t even have those kinds of questioning thoughts :c
@lamolambda8349 4 жыл бұрын
@@audriiiiroberts3030 I mean he is pretty horrible.
@ajaarano6243 Ай бұрын
I think Jimmy got the idea for Doug Bell from Joey.
@XoXo475 7 жыл бұрын
Great show! Audio is fixed at 6:45
@JasonX2 7 жыл бұрын
Well a wonderful sportscar or a supercar could do a lot of things for Jim. He said he's not sure if it's a mid life crisis, but it appears to be, and he's suffering from a deep malaise. A wonderful supercar could be a new lease of life for him, give him a few thrills and take his mind of some of his issues in a harmless way. A wonderful supercar, Jim, will be your salvation. #zondafroadster #wormyhomo #bamskids
@CorporateSmitty 5 жыл бұрын
2 legends right there
@omarraymundo7475 7 жыл бұрын
Last few pre shows please Lee !!!🙏😌
@DennisMartinezCalifornia 7 жыл бұрын
Everyone is having relationship issues lol
@jessdckey7712 3 ай бұрын
Ive wondered if rhe girl he was talking about during this time was Nikki eber since i found out norton had been married for almost three years but i didnt realize that this was six years ago.
@1dotcomdotnet 6 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz, Jim Norton!
@lanierhaynie982 6 жыл бұрын
Be aware of the volume difference
@CanikPlease 6 жыл бұрын
The convo at 26:20 had me rolling
@fantasykissass 7 жыл бұрын
the first 7 minutes of the audio is out of sync.
@PaulHart42069 7 жыл бұрын
holy fuck this flew jim is a very cool dude
@jessdckey7712 3 ай бұрын
I decided to watch this bevause i saw a clip of it in the documentary that the LGBT guy made and jim reminded me so much of Doug Bell in it.
@brendonkingdavis5945 6 жыл бұрын
Jim Norton! Good podcast
@remy_james 7 жыл бұрын
Dammit Joey the fuck you whispering off mic for? I swear my volumes full blast just to hear, then you find the mic and HOLY SHIT!
@jacobwalls452 7 жыл бұрын
Sound isn't synched
@ColtonCarter 7 жыл бұрын
Lee on the ultimate bluff mode
@milljuice 7 жыл бұрын
Why is the audio out of sync??
@ramza813 7 жыл бұрын
and all these years of the Jim Norton fucking over Joey Coco Diaz on the Dice tour in the early 2000's... its good to see he invited little Jimmy in the Church
@pablothompson9341 7 жыл бұрын
Can't get past the 6 minute mark because of the audio :(
@darrenXparker 7 жыл бұрын
I hope Chippah gets fawkin’ zooted! Tssss
@iSquishMoths 7 жыл бұрын
Darren Parker yeah how stupid are you? the guy only just drinks coffee without having a mental breakdown
@Enigmatized13 7 жыл бұрын
Was this a podcast or counselling session?
@rayewill2280 7 жыл бұрын
When a guy says "she's not perfect" it means "she's a ho3" or she smashed the homies-prior to him.
@NS1. 6 жыл бұрын
Raye Will - I bet you got one of those really stanky assholes like they were talking about around the 27min mark.
@audriiiiroberts3030 5 жыл бұрын
NateM wtf 😭
@lamolambda8349 4 жыл бұрын
She talked to a guy she shouldn't have...
@lamolambda8349 4 жыл бұрын
Aka she's a 6 foot norwegian trans camgirl who chose a man she loved for real instead of an ugly ageing comedian.
@Simply_chase 7 жыл бұрын
27:50 Norton knows the secret move... Good stuff
@johndee4892 7 жыл бұрын
Little Jimmy Norton!!!
@kemperlennox5209 5 жыл бұрын
Joey why you always gotta whisper? haha